Quackity Doesn't Steal Technoblade's Horse on Dream SMP

[@pedropereira6888]

Quackity being in constant fear of being stabbed by Technoblade is the best thing about the Dream SMP

[@MattDawgGaming]

Quackity is trying to change, he has a “butcher room with pictures of Techno, pigs and bacon around a big table, and is trying to put together a pig hunting expedition.

[@evil-doer6211]

@@MattDawgGaming why do I have a feeling that his plan will end up badly

[@chadeofspades]

Mcm trauma

[@mulisagaming7916]

Trueeee

[@Kytesama]

@@evil-doer6211 lmao

[@imacookieboichocchip8819]

They really missed the *”not yet”* joke didn’t they

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

@@mikouffins I interpreted it as them consciously ignoring the threat because of the cosmic terror technoblade immediately pressed upon them

[@thefuture6262]

Nope

[@jss5443]

Wdym by "joke"?

[@BlockMasterT]

@@jss5443 yeh, idk what they meant by that, it confused me

[@Ultrraa]

1000th kinda pog

[@DwayneRidgwayOfficial]

If you steal from Technoblade, you're asking for trouble.

[@fictiongirl11]

Remember when Tommy tried on SMP Earth and got obliterated for his trouble?

[@datboiii1495]

No. You're asking for no longer having parents.

[@poku2869]

Blood for the blood god!

[@syrupuusabc5774]

If you're an ophan, make it double

[@hewhowatches5711]

Asking for trouble when they should be begging for mercy

[@Bianca-vr2gj]

5:20 "I think he was a few pixels to the left last time I saw him" *Carl moves a few pixels to the left* Even Carl knows not to mess with Carl

[@thebirdbrained.]

😨

[@user-mz6zn1od9h]

XD

[@lykeprice9239]

Lmfao

[@samu_8135]

true

[@Dillahbr]

Mindblowing

[@Jane-qh2yd]

"I would never betray my personal ideals" "We'll burn their bridge when we get to it" This next level foreshadowing

[@ironhelmet1750]

If you think thats next level foreshadowing, what about Quackity:"Thats a really nice horse. Can i ride it one day?"

[@Lttmtf]

@@ironhelmet1750 I don't get it

[@Lttmtf]

@Videoms again?

[@ironhelmet1750]

@@Lttmtf during techno's retirement arc, quackity (who was a part of the butcher army sent to hunt him down) kidnapped carl as a hostage to arrest technoblade (because techno was unironically 1v4ing them xD)

[@Lttmtf]

@@ironhelmet1750 Thanks, I'm not very up to date about that stuff

[@nikvlai9730]

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.” “You’ll cross that bridge...why-“ “I said what I said.”

[@trekkie9942]

lmao

[@Anonymous_hipp0]

That was the best line

[@JoshSmith-um6ik]

@@Anonymous_hipp0 fax

[@artemasace0349]

MALAPHOR

[@kkTeaz]

And that do hapen

[@Devring]

The panic in quackitys voice really shows how powerful techno is

[@omarqassas7095]

AND quack have techno ptsd (ptsdblade)

[@gasp8372]

They are really good at this role playing thing

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

@@gasp8372 you think that fear was roleplay

[@tumblingartist]

:/

[@aniketkharat7200]

@@fruitpigenthusiast120 do you really think Quackity has fear of dying in minecraft, he literally have died 592 times

[@eternallyregan7249]

“i would never betray my PERSONAL IDEALS” and they still didn’t get it-

[@ameliasmith2069]

f o r s h a d o w i n g

[@varan7859]

Amelia Smith foreshadowing* nerd

[@pogkakuna3429]

@@varan7859 Aren't you the nerd for knowing more and correcting them?

[@IndecisiveDom]

@Samuel Boulin true

[@McNoobian]

@Everyone everything above my comment is a lie

[@mykaydo]

techno: you better not have taken my horse quackity: okay so *hypothetically-*

[@jacetherandom698]

"Y'know theoretically, potentially if suppositionally, I were to-"

[@dantectopus8997]

"I'm taking it b- I mean is right here..." ACTING 100

[@creo2272]

Timestamp, pls

[@MinionPlayer1239]

4:37. :D

[@claudiaabbruzzi5655]

Quackery: I’m not an orphan though Techno: NOT YET This man is so scary lmao

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

He’s about to be the 1st worst thing to happen to those orphans now

[@poku2869]

And Quackery is about to have the second to worst thing happen to him.

[@thecookiiart7715]

Did u just call him quackery 😂

[@bellaF]

Quackery

[@arunabhthakuria1731]

quackery

[@samhague4213]

Quackity and Techno have such a fun dynamic. It’s like watching a dragon play with a sheep.

[@rebeccav.920]

True! I hope we get to see more interactions between them tbh

[@fusion6886]

Lmao

[@Amelia-li5of]

imagine them being in the same mcc team

[@tumblingartist]

_Quality entertainment_

[@jaredmaples1759]

This visual made me laugh!

[@infiniteboredom7419]

“but i’m not an orphan!” “n o t y e t”

[@endistresse]

that's Techno's superpower... he can make you an orphan anytime

[@nono_Hoi4]

top 10 moments taken before disaster

[@Wacker1234]

Why does quackity never understand the orphan jokes

[@fernandobarcelosvillarreal8815]

Best quote ever

[@elainawei4943]

*Insert instant death*

[@quinn470]

Carl. Techno's strong, loyal horse that eats birch wood.

[@cloveruty]

And essentially prints money for him.

[@randomunoriginalname]

@@cloveruty funny how paper comes from trees

[@mytheonix6503]

it came from the birch

[@rudranshranjantiwari3992]

@@randomunoriginalname hmm from bamboo

[@Dragonspirit223]

How do you think he grew so strong? How do you think he's survived so long? The wood strengthens him.

[@TazariaGaming]

"I would never betray my personal ideals" "We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" It was clear from the start

[@ioneiroi8350]

He’s finally saved his password somewhere so he can upload finally.

[@die8208]

Lol

[@obrqnze5791]

hehe

[@xaviermoorman6247]

wait i thought he just went to sleep and only woke up every month

[@die8208]

@@xaviermoorman6247 ywah same 🤔

[@windrunner1324]

Epic original joke

[@jillianadams1407]

*"No one would be FOOLISH enough to seek their own death in that fashion"* ... 'Frantic agreeing intensifies'

[@greeninferno1339]

(Their*)

[@jillianadams1407]

@@greeninferno1339 I'm trying to be intimidating shut up nerd!

[@komradekevinthekommuneistd7362]

Here lies quackity he died as he lived Failing to steal carl

[@Case2_0]

And now Foolish is part of the SMP

[@jillianadams1407]

@@Case2_0 Pog

[@drinkwater5766]

"You should hydrate rn" - Sun Tzu, The Art Of Wa(te)r

[@endistresse]

thanks sun tzu

[@IdkOne72]

What if I don’t

[@nightknight5357]

That is just Wadzee. Subscribe to technoblade is from Sun Tzu however

[@koreanpandas]

Me: Walter?

[@someguy6601]

username checks out

[@koubalt5574]

And a few weeks later that same person that tried to "Not Steal" Carl is making an army solely for the purpose of canonically killing Techno...

[@dfquartzidn6151]

And he then decided to switch his target to Dream...

[@Chaos-wi6br]

@@dfquartzidn6151 (a sucide mission)

[@williamturcotte8588]

@@Chaos-wi6br And killing techno isn't one?

[@emely5842]

@@williamturcotte8588 dream became his #1 priority to kill and techno #2

[@jBread28]

and stole Carl again

[@littleblueclovers]

My favorite part of the SMP is Techno scaring Quackity. Something about the dynamic is just *chef’s kiss*

[@cark_irl]

this needs the minecraft manhunt music behind it

[@r_kinesis8860]

you’re right

[@arfyThewarfle]

Yes, yes it does.

[@himcuss]

he speedrunning to get the horse back

[@eazyaccount]

Manhunt music moment

[@raychen8221]

cheetos

[@tired_sapphire2137]

Quackity throughout this whole video: *n e r v o u s s w e a t i n g*

[@nept2838]

we all love Andrew... but Carl.... Hes is the best.

[@martanaskret7775]

Brick was the best

[@diamonddestroyer8159]

All the OG's remember brick, he was amazing at swimming!

[@bloom7726]

carl is superior

[@luisfigueiredo3316]

Sad brick noises

[@rapip3348]

Brick and Rocket is the best

[@tunababy_]

"we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" HE USED MY FAVORITE MALAPHOR ENGLISH NERD POGGG

[@zed.lmaooo]

POG

[@sublimebouquetblaze9198]

POG

[@sublimebouquetblaze9198]

WHAT DOES IT MEAN THOUGH

[@zed.lmaooo]

@@sublimebouquetblaze9198 if you are not a fellow english nerd, a malaphor is a mix of two aphorisms, idioms, and/or cliches.

[@Nyerguds]

Well he was an English major.

[@Jatski_pelaa]

"I would never betray my personal ideals" "What if the people you're fighting along have different ideals than you?" "Well we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" "Wait, you mean 'cross that bridge when we get to it'?" "I s a i d w h a t I s a i d"

[@CR-gh5bp]

Foreshadowing!

[@alexisplayz4973]

foreshadowing

[@superfire6463]

Quackity: “It’s not an experiment, it’s a social experiment” Techno:

[@nbnerd2283]

How does this have 484 likes, and no comment?

[@superfire6463]

@@nbnerd2283 485 and two comments

[@sansofleague6066]

805 likes and 4 comments

[@ShermanTheMajor]

872 and 5 comments

[@epicnefortunes4178]

953 likes and 8 replies actuallu

[@acrylyx]

“You are so killable right now” Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@user-sm1gc4ws9s]

Yes

[@igorkebab2768]

This Man really doesnt wanna get passed in subs by Tommy.

[@GabrielShitposting]

Techno will 1v1 duel him IRL before that happens.

[@plzlogout4998]

Dude tommy by next year is passing everyone on the smp except for dream

[@talinaurr]

@@plzlogout4998 oh most definitely tommy and dream are speed running yt

[@masterdoge987]

@@talinaurr Tommy deserves maybe 5% of his subs AT MOST

[@theeyeofeyes]

If Techno actually uploaded and does more stream he would grow as fast as tommy right now but he doesnt and wont so he is probabaly get passed by tommy in 2 ~ 4 months

[@Wawwior]

"You gonna accidentally kill my horse in these 60 seconds" "No. No no no no no. [Not accidentally]"

[@justas423]

"We'll burn that bridge when we get there" is such an iconic line and I love that fact that I thought about it months before this video.

[@rollerosu]

When his second channel is more active than his main channel

[@zanediezeljuan8999]

His just farming potatoes bc some dude dethroned squid kid so he has to farm again or he’s sleeping for 12 hours and eating for 12 hours everyday

[@alexz4427]

@@zanediezeljuan8999 bro hes not farming anymore

[@zanediezeljuan8999]

@@alexz4427 he still is again some dude dethroned squid kid and worrying abt his title PLUS THERE IS FARMING LEVEL60 which is amazing and new tools for farming he has to farm

[@ghostreaperlord5944]

@@zanediezeljuan8999 ?????? no are you that stupid? they agreed first to 500mil wins and he dont give a crap about farming lvl 60

[@zanediezeljuan8999]

@@ghostreaperlord5944 YES WE KNOW THAT BUT HE HAS TO KEEP HIS TITLE OR ELSE HIS REPUTATION GOES TO L PLUS HE IS COMPETITIVE RIGHT?!? HE WOULD WANT TO KEEP HIS TITLE?!

[@cannonball7850]

Quacity: *takes technos horse Technoblade: so you have chosen *death*

[@abigailsalto3971]

What do you mean he didnt take carl

[@cannonball7850]

@@abigailsalto3971 idk but it was funny I guess

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

Peace was never an option

[@littlev1002]

Quackity- “I’m not an orphan” Techno- *”not yet”*

[@littlev1002]

@@MasterBeiberEverything I actually posted this before the other one with all the likes but KZbin prioritized the other one

[@MasterBeiberEverything]

ohhhhhh ok im gonna delete my comment now

[@cristiantecsa1252]

@@littlev1002 thats a lie but pog

[@oreothehamster6981]

*chills*

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

Pog

[@Myqqi]

"I'll burn that bridge when I get to it" is something I say when appropriate, and it ALWAYS gets that exact response.

[@jasonkouch3855]

This is like taking John wicks dog no one is stupid enough to do that

[@dazeyndrowsy]

Except the dude who killed john wick's dog

[@Nyerguds]

And yet he did it again when the Butcher Army came after Technoblade.

[@eaahaha2030]

@@Nyerguds and then later he died

[@3hm5]

“Can I ride it one day?” “s u r e” “Can I ride it now?” “s u r e”

[@Version_Object]

Rip

[@iyar220]

"Nothing bad is ever going to happen" little did techno know

[@TheCopyKing]

He pretty much spoils what would happen in the war at the end of the video

[@haileyanderson1505]

@@TheCopyKing not necessarily spoils, just ~foreshadows~ :)

[@lunaa6055]

“shut up nerd.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of war

[@molleerox]

"I'll be back in 3 minutes." -Sun Tzu, The Art of Lying.

[@sasirekhanagaraj2427]

Lol

[@5_hocyrenemikellet.524]

"Suddenly i love Carl again"

[@TheIllusioner]

Just realized Techno has been foreshadowing the fact that he was gonna “betray” Pogtopia because they weren’t following his own ideals at the last part of the clip :0

[@el6491]

Sam literally just called like everything

[@katelino2761]

well it IS scripted

[@jammedyam3389]

@@katelino2761 shhhhh don't ruin the magic

[@aa01blue38]

Well written, I must add Look at that foreshadowing

[@Hube02]

@@katelino2761 is it tho?

[@lonzoball761]

Techno if you write the Art of Potatoes you could be considered an author and get verified on Twitter

[@bellastruthers3918]

I'd read that

[@theSP11th]

Technoblades horse is his main source of income now

[@peterinfante757]

Only second by getting pay to call people nerd in stream

[@cajually]

You get your “here from Techno’s stream bragging rights” here

[@ascendgoid552]

Yay

[@TypodPikachu]

Yess

[@shwingleman]

Ye

[@clubbyvasighn4615]

Does it count if I was on the stream when it started?

[@gaybird8322]

@@clubbyvasighn4615 Y E S

[@dad6899]

U know how scary dream was when he swore at Tommy Imagine how powerful techno would become if he started swearing at people. Like his English major has never been used to its full potential yet (Edit-this is now my most liked yt comment)

[@kuba_mar]

Nah, techno is the most scary when calm and his voice emotion less

[@TheMagicalSwordTMS]

@@kuba_mar so basically everytime?

[@dad6899]

Probably true

[@sirsandwich990]

That pfp tho

[@dad6899]

Dad

[@6pades]

it's so funny how the chain of fear goes quackity is afraid of technoblade, who is afraid of badboyhalo, who is afraid of quackity LMAO

[@silverstar4505]

wait Techno is afrain of Bad?

[@FaiienWings]

@@silverstar4505 techno thinks bad is pretending to be friendly or something like that. There's a clip where bad is trying to give techno an enchanted book but techno thinks the "gift" is pain and runs from bad while bad tries to follow techno

[@lcgdabmaster6797]

“What” -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@scrablse2613]

Very well said Sun Tzu.

[@cannonball7850]

What

[@endistresse]

what how

[@IdkOne72]

Very wise

[@gubboxthwok]

One of his more memorable quotes.

[@user-dk9dx3xb2t]

"I'm not an orphan" "Not yet" *Hold up*

[@Hamza2_7272]

techno before: you see i would care if andrew died but if carl dies i don't really care techno now: YOU GET AWAY FROM CARL (and gives up all of his items just for carl) poggers character development

[@drinkwater5766]

2:21 "I'm going to stab so many orphans and you're going to be one" Big Q:"But I'm not an orphan" Techno: "Not yet" Sam: "Big Q has a family" Big Q: "uh yeahh" Techno: "Not for long 🔫😃"

[@Phossess]

"Nothing bad is guna happen "- things that aged well

[@scrablse2613]

💀

[@savi7171]

A main channel upload, a stream, a Ludwig collab, AND a second channel upload all in the span of 3 days. We are getting SO much content lmaoooo

[@fishbowlliz]

Wait he did a collab with Ludwig??? :0

[@emilypalm8146]

yeah I can't find the lud collab either, was it streamed somewhere?

[@Bozzle512]

Twitch

[@user-xb5bz4fu9o]

@@emilypalm8146 it was streamed on his twitch

[@emilypalm8146]

@@Bozzle512 thank you both!!!

[@maximilianwimmer627]

"I would never....betray my personal ideals" - Yep, chaos it is then...

[@theartsy_gamer6729]

Techno on his stream: “go check the video out on my sec-“ Everyone: “WHo cAmE hErE frOM thE sTrEAm”

[@user-garnet]

This is basically the official compliations channel and im all for it

[@samhague4213]

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it” Lmfao

[@billdoritocipher1422]

memento mori

[@lazydonkey3617]

@@billdoritocipher1422 oh god I’m having dead by daylight flashbacks

[@harshsrivastava9570]

@@billdoritocipher1422 unus annus :(

[@imperial2252]

but im not an orphan techno “NOT YET”

[@suntzu6085]

"Supreme excellence consists of breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting." -Me my book

[@imrlyunoriginal]

"I said what I said" Literally made me laugh out loud

[@mangoes.]

“I don’t know what to comment so I’ll just make a Sun Tzu quote.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

[@AlphaSeagull]

Congrats on 69 likes nice

[@WallOBrix]

This is like the 40th time I’ve watched this clip and it never gets old

[@paris4767]

“i would never betray.. my personal ideals” “we’ll burn that bridge when we get to it” he really wasnt betraying anyone in the end, he just helped them and did what he set out to do

[@chaircatsup5832]

The essence of foreshadowing at the end there. This feels like a filler episode, that actually has clues about the actual plot.

[@craftbee4303]

Lesson learned, NEVER steal from Technoblade.

[@jammedyam3389]

tommy learned the hard way during smp earth

[@mcmonkey26]

you can steal from techno as long as you arent tommy and you dont steal carl or hubert

[@andrew2K5]

techno saying he doesn't want Andrew to die is my will to live atm

[@Bozzle512]

You are the best horse Keep living dude

[@user-gp6zr8bx2m]

The fastest god horse

[@schottkydiode7507]

I think nobody does, tbh Andrew is pretty cool and nobody would want him to die...

[@andrew2K5]

@@schottkydiode7507 :)

[@orangeamado7223]

Rookie mistake, never mess with the blade

[@Wacker1234]

Yeahhhhh

[@justarose]

"We'll burn that bridge when we get to it" "Wait, you mean 'cross that bridge-" "I said what I said"

[@novaenby]

"I'm not an orphan Technoblade!" "..." "NOT YET"

[@abehighfield559]

TECHNOUPLOAD

[@CommentBanana]

Techno: “I believe in anarchy” Also techno: “no one steal my stuff”

[@scrablse2613]

Do not question the almighty Blade

[@endistresse]

he's an anarchist, not an communist

[@aetherius6221]

To be fair, in anarchy, the strongest exert their will, backed by their power. Quackity can steal all he likes but techno will exact his will, his vengeance in response

[@imperial2252]

@@endistresse thats not what communism is

[@e-tan3911]

To be fair, it isn't like he the threatening Quackity with government intervention- Quackity violates the NAP, Techno loses any reason to let him live.

[@j.r.7339]

1:20+ Notice how he doesn't close the gates so they all die and their kids will become orphans.

[@skiing9428]

He closed it later on, it’s just that he skipped that part of the stream, you can see he went up to them at 2:03.

[@chhite7590]

Quackity threatened Carl, and in return he got a pick in the teeth and a canonical death.

[@mrtekkz7798]

"we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" lmfao my new favorite quote

[@amargollamudi3832]

Guys I think he remembered he is a youtuber...

[@aljasmehias3678]

"carl the horse" - Sun Tzu the art of war

[@dimitrisntasios5754]

"My best quotes are not even mine" -Sun Tzu, the art of war

[@imfine7510]

"What if the people you're fighting along has different ideals tho?" Sam knew what's up, lmao.

[@arialan8953]

"I would never betray my personal ideals" *FORESHADOWING*

[@kateavrill]

The fact that people even dare steal from techno..... They legit asking for death

[@tufflamb]

Fundy literally had threatening bacon pictures and killed his cow farm, the mistreatment smh the thing fundy didn’t know was that techno killed over a million of his own kind for a skyblock sword

[@zanediezeljuan8999]

@@tufflamb techno’s cows literally almost murdered George bc they demanded revenge Now if fundy is alone and techno is there he can kiss goodbye due to the dead cows channeling there energy and spirit to techno so ughh fundy is screwd

[@TheMagicalSwordTMS]

@@zanediezeljuan8999 even worse fundy is an orphan

[@craigwilliams3788]

The foreshadowing... "I would never betray my ideals."

[@turquoise7817]

"i said what i said" having that be the only subtitled dialogue is perfection

[@Legate_Blaezius]

I'm 30 seconds away has the same energy as Dio saying "three seconds left"

[@izzyliberty8720]

"we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is a line and a half omg

[@garfield4873]

This aged well lmao

[@joeyslesk5916]

Bruh I counted and it was exactly 60 seconds from the time techno said he would be back in a minute to the time he got back in the overworld

[@charlesrogan331]

woah! there was almost a little bit of editing there at the end, you’re really improving as a youtuber. keep up the good work!

[@gabriellagarde5545]

7:57 holy crap awesamdude actually predicted that Techno was gonna betray L’Manburg omg

[@eimanb3887]

Fun fact: it took Techno 70 seconds to see Carl after he said, '60 seconds starting now!'

[@just___iz2477]

Quackity and Technoblade are just the *"sweetest"* friends

[@AAA-cg5vw]

This was so LONG AGO TECHNO LMAO I LOVE IT

[@valarin0]

Rest in peace Techno, you have always done so much for everyone. Technoblade never dies, he will live forever in our hearts.

[@mcaroacegirl7476]

Quackity... Imagining Tommy saying this... Quackity, and I mean this in the nicest way possible, wait no I don't. You ****** up

[@didi1232001]

and in that moment, Techno almost became the first and second worst thing to ever happen to that potential orphan

[@amargollamudi3832]

7:30: "are we good? we're good right? are we good?! ARE WO GOOD?!!??!?!" hahhahaaha

[@itskelly7007]

This is hilarious I miss him

[@Matt_T15]

Techno’s sword was about to swing

[@aimmelee]

Orphan Obliterator

[@Matt_T15]

@@aimmelee Yep Quackety was about to be one

[@AaraBeloved]

“We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it” “You mean CROSS that bridge-” “I said what I said”

[@gabsparr930]

the fact he flat out said ‘i would never betray.... my personal ideals’ and their STILL calling him a traitor!?? like he told them FROM THE BEGINNING that he hates government

[@jackroberts4206]

Me seeing this thinking it’s a fake account and rembeing it’s real

[@drbladerz5530]

Always has been

[@Grxy.edit5]

if he steals carl , he would get slain in a pvp by a pickaxe and techno in iron armour and quackity in full netherite