Quackity Gets Taught About Women by BadBoyHalo

Quackity gets taught how to be the greatest lover ever by BadBoyHalo.
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[@classicdino9077]

Tommy: *depressed and in exile* Meanwhile:

[@marjorie575]

This happened weeks before the exile

[@MrWorldWidePitbull305]

I love your pfp, but it brings me pain-

[@bugbump1684]

ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

[@fumpyy_]

memento mori

[@Lucy-nn8mb]

Memento mori

[@padparadscha2734]

Bbh looks like he's traumatized

[@clare_9438]

he is..

[@ssmile4me]

Already is

[@ghost812]

He has seen some shit

[@killinglyre]

always has been

[@poffydaisy5134]

he probably is

[@jadeashmore9893]

bbh saying to treat women like normal people immediately makes him my favorite person in the dsmp

[@bbqbean301]

He's just so wholesome and adorable 💙

[@electrahexrt6026]

Ikr same 😫

[@sheilarikas]

Same

[@lotus9616]

same

[@aquaflamegaming2511]

Doesn't that become null and void if you treat "normal people" like garbage? Also, doesn't that imply that women aren't normal?

[@essyr1715]

Dude we have to admit that Bad's voice is fuckin' adorable. Ok so I'm editing this to say sorry for the bad word😳 I'm just listening to Bad's "LANGUAGE"

[@reypizza7902]

It is

[@adamb.2235]

everything about him

[@essyr1715]

@@adamb.2235 true

[@remytherat4945]

@@adamb.2235 YES

[@essyr1715]

@Eggzrrad OH NO SORRY

[@nifty2209]

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN BBH HAD NO HESITATION TO SAY SKEPPY

[@furieux8082]

I would like this but it has 69 likes rn

[@scrablse2613]

LMAOO FR

[@patriciabrady3825]

Punz just peeked out and then hid like ooooh tea

[@layalsaleh4103]

*he wants quackity dead*

[@gonzosalazar4542]

bbh's mind: why in the world of muffins would i choose to save quackity from a volcano?!?!?!?!!? quackity: JUST SAY ME FOR ONE SECOND

[@emely5842]

They don’t call Bbh, chick magnet for nothing

[@spoonzella6735]

LMAO

[@bigpp_223]

emily HAHA NICE PROFILE PIC

[@PrinceGemJ]

HAHAHA ITS FUNNY BECAUSE ITS NOT TRUE-I mean it is true...

[@rin6775]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@cabbage2329]

B I G B * * * * H O N E Y

[@alwinjaison4232]

Girlfriend: He’s probably cheating on me. What the boyfriend is doing:

[@bbqbean301]

🤣

[@hahaha-2834]

exactly cheating on me with bbh😂

[@emilychalkley4553]

cheating on him with bad ikr

[@aaanasnansnan]

he was, indeed cheating. 🤡

[@catbatrat1760]

"You're gonna bring me to glory in the most non-sexual way possible!" "Language..."

[@legalizenuclearbombs7437]

😭😭😭👏👏👏👏

[@ellashissler3258]

BBH is such a respectful dude omg

[@taniac.6774]

Yes, hes one of my favorite SMP players

[@marina1036]

Fr its unreal

[@ellashissler3258]

@@blueberrycat6350 LOL

[@mel.inaaaa]

@@taniac.6774 ⁸77

[@minimoonie6431]

Yeah :D

[@yeetmeat2734]

Badboyhalo: * giving pretty good advice * Quackity: *We don't do that here, we going to burger king, take it or take it*

[@squirrelventures932]

1k likes but no replies?

[@frixxer87]

@Squirrelventures and you just ruined it

[@miyahhhh8433]

@@frixxer87 INIT AAAAHHHH

[@ml_hunter4586]

Opposite quackity be like: *Karen mode enabled*

[@yari1892]

tbh i would love to go to burger kind with quackity tho 😁

[@iactuallydiedbutibribedgod2249]

21:18 Him, just slowly turning his head to look at Quackity

[@ceciledubout2939]

And wanted to say " plz kill me I don't want to be here anymore" it's this way I imagine the scene 😂

[@candiceraidsyou4148]

technoblade wHo?

[@yndndbehdhdhbs4161]

“I have the best intentions into impaling your face with my trident-“

[@allroight4522]

your name

[@Flamingo_Vlogs]

This ended up just becoming “Quackity and BadBoyHalo become girlfriend and boyfriend”

[@technobladeneverdies5407]

i love your pfp JK GET NOOBED

[@technobladeneverdies5407]

you watch albert too?

[@macyadams6963]

LOL YEAH

[@so-silly]

I love how this went from weird dating advice and dating skits to "you committed a murder, you drank and drove, you’re a cannibal and your date is an undercover FBI agent" 💀💀

[@yndndbehdhdhbs4161]

13:59

[@pew_8885]

Don’t forget the strip club

[@ribmcc4369]

Wasn’t that the plot of Hannibal

[@MiggyLovez.962]

Sounds like an Episode story gone wrong ad tbh

[@so-silly]

@Maggie the simp PLSS THATS SO TRUE

[@JaredTSM]

"If me and Skeppy were gonna fall into a volcano, who would you-" *"Skeppy."*

[@AlexAlex-jl2pt]

He already knew

[@clare_9438]

he immediately answered

[@carmenmercado195]

He went with the immediate no ❤

[@yarneese1404]

700th like

[@sterilized]

Timestamp?

[@miaowuu]

*They started with dating advice then ended at complete chaos.*

[@realmiHOh]

"I WANNA HAVE SEX!" "quackity! you wouldn't want someone to just run up to you say that!" "Yeah i would! I'd say finally after all these years!" This part had me dying 6:00

[@itz_aanyaa6024]

Same

[@knoodles4062]

if a man told me that ill run away honestly ;-;

[@Jugnaut]

I Keep repeating it cuz it's the best part

[@hikkiko9050]

"I'm gonna have three kids and I'm gonna name them Halo, Boy and Bad." "... I'm flattered." LMAOOOOO

[@michalenafarinella7960]

Time stamp?

[@hello-xx9ib]

@@michalenafarinella7960 9:45

[@letmesleep6056]

@@hello-xx9ib thanks

[@Jordan.01381]

@@hello-xx9ib Ty

[@itzk1ndah945]

@@hello-xx9ib ty

[@sprinklingmoonlight]

Lmfao the way bad isn’t saying “language” immediately after quackity swears as often as he used to almost as if he gave up on disciplining quackity 💀💀💀💀

[@gisxllz]

i think he isn’t saying it because bad isn’t streaming

[@checkmateathiests]

@@gisxllz maybe

[@esraalbu1324]

i think he gave up

[@bunggakadaybungga8247]

Looks like Quackity us happy?

[@bunggakadaybungga8247]

ISSS HAPPY I MEAN

[@brog3243]

IM CRYING WHEN HE SAID ITS A HOMELESS GUY WHEN ITS A ZOMBIE AND BBH KILLED IT “OMG MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY”

[@erickjaymedallo5205]

how did this go from dating advice to a court hearing 😂😂

[@koimouse7170]

I love how bbh matched quackitys level of happiness when he told him about love or host

[@jerryqueer]

IKR ITS SO CUTE

[@lily.82]

YES 🥰🥰🥰

[@dog5027]

very kool

[@leenaalothman8308]

BBH IS THE CUTEST I CANT SOJDIDIDI

[@dog5027]

@@leenaalothman8308 this is weird

[@talanez]

“Bad if me an skeppy were to fall in a volcano who wo- “Skeppy” “Who woul- “Skeppy” “Bad please just for this”

[@yndndbehdhdhbs4161]

“ME”

[@stranger342]

This is one cursed comment wtf

[@qwertyuiopjk.]

11:17

[@safanasan1696]

I could have cried

[@pop_3084]

Bad: *trying to give good advice* Quackity: *literally ruins it*

[@teeentee2695]

The rest of the role-play in the dream smp don't got nothing on this

[@awiosquad]

This date is the definition of “That escalated fast.”

[@pikaswag4157]

Yup

[@kassduncan7016]

Fr thoooooo XD

[@bunggakadaybungga8247]

Yesssssssssssss yeeeeaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@bunggakadaybungga8247]

Wow

[@user-ze8fr9wq1t]

It didn’t even have time to escalate...it was already reeeeeealy chaotic the moment it started lol what else would we expect from Quackity

[@user-wd1tx5dv7f]

this feels like a goddamn fever dream

[@dinluke]

everything that has happened on the smp after tommy left feels like a fever dream lmao

[@kayzzzzzzzzz]

every dream smp vid feels like a fever dream

[@nathaliehadjar3288]

Hi

[@nathaliehadjar3288]

I can't get off keyboard if I don't write something I honestly just want to like your coment

[@sophiasshook416]

yeah

[@aixtyisu_]

Quackity: Ima get a girl on love or host Karl: *exists* Also Quackity: I guess a man isn't any different

[@radicaldecomposer6300]

I love how I just totally forgot that this was a dating advise video-

[@oliviaproniewicz9406]

11:15 - "if me or skeppy would fall into a volcano who-" " Skeppy "

[@SwaggerToast]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tmk3437]

He didnt even let him finish the question lmaoooo

[@colehall7948]

Skeppy 😐🤚🏻

[@Sofia-gc2zl]

I made the likes 666-

[@technobladeneverdies5407]

isnt skeppy mean to him and they fight every minute over something dumb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@srngkm]

In korea, when they say “wanna eat ramen noodle soup at my place” it literally is a way of saying like wanna have the nasty after we eat ramen like netflix n chill so quackity isn’t too far off ;)

[@Maob08]

Netflix and chill Korean style. Yeah 😎

[@ele_mayo]

The loud slurping wasn't finished yet 😳

[@saget_sux610]

@@ele_mayo PLEASE LMAO FGSNGYD

[@scrablse2613]

Imagine not knowing what they actually meant and you go to their house just for a friendly dinner but then *that* happens. I would be horrified.

[@Melisaoffxl12]

@@scrablse2613 yeah....

[@alexthemobster5849]

I just love the interaction between quackity and badboyhalo so much 😂😂🤣

[@DarkGoCrazy06]

"I'm gonna have a T-Bone steak with a side of beef jerky." "I thought you we're a vegan." *Are you really gonna question me?* FUCK THAT 😂😂😂

[@zookeeps1340]

"IM A Vegan, Vegetarian" *Holds a steak

[@clare_9438]

lol

[@bunnybunbun2826]

Mhmmmmmm *vegan*

[@benjirivoh]

mmm vegin

[@scrablse2613]

LMFAO

[@TresPatica1979]

@@bunnybunbun2826 *yes*

[@gabyamen]

advice to talk to women: go up to them and yell "BAZINGA" then run away with their cat. (works everytime trust me)

[@MarqueExists]

love it when people yell at me and then steal my cat 😍😍🥵

[@dealshopper313]

Thank you just tried and now I have jurry in 4 weeks :)))

[@Dom-kh7mr]

as a woman, this 100% works. doing this guarantees instant love

[@jellybeansd201]

as a woman, the reason i'm single is because no one does this to me :D

[@Maob08]

What if they don't have a cat?

[@user-sz9ne5in8t]

The fact that bbh is so kind,respectful,pure and tries to be the best person he can makes me smile on the inside

[@SFlyGey]

I love how quackity was trying to say, that bbh and skeppy are a gay couple and bbh just didn't notice lmao

[@fancypants3781]

Quackity: "You've been a naughty naughty boy havent you?" BadBoyHalo: nods head* HE REALLY DID HAVE MARIJUANA

[@Sonicfanboi-un8wp]

200th like

[@jammywow1805]

It was cute tho.

[@lonelynight7872]

Time stamp? Cri-

[@nigletsunderwater]

@@lonelynight7872 17:57 lol

[@lonelynight7872]

@@nigletsunderwater thankssss

[@pinkdoor2450]

"THIS IS A *HUMAN LEG* " ....who's leg is that?...

[@PrinceGemJ]

*The exiled child’s leg*

[@oofstudios5379]

The homeless man Bad killed

[@zombie_6555]

The waiters

[@caulifoil6939]

who’s horse is that

[@magnum5699]

i just love how i see you on wattpad and KZbin everyday

[@froggy6917]

"MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY" I will always remember that✋🏻😌

[@odette7136]

6:01 badboyhalo's react is everything LMAOOO

[@zach2873]

Says he doesn’t eat meat while holding a piece of steak

[@transhelper2659]

@Elizabeth Zurbrick drug time-

[@rebeckiii1349]

I mean, he didnt eat it so-

[@isabelaaguilar1099]

Quackity: "I'm so happy we're gonna listen to Christmas music." The Christmas music: 9:30

[@normal_rose]

LMAOO YOU CAN HEAR BBH TRY NOT 2 LAUGH

[@Keyangle]

@@normal_rose yeah

[@lilimarsh6781]

what song was it

[@dantom1]

@@lilimarsh6781 a chistmas song

[@lilimarsh6781]

@@dantom1 what was the title I really Like it

[@toasterkun5835]

This was more about drugs and lawsuits than Love advice

[@lyricnoel7745]

Well q is a law student lol so it makes sense

[@keewiemae]

Bad is so traumatized 😂😂

[@feverdream7476]

Quackity: WhY DoNt PeoPlE LovE MeeeeEEe LITERALLY girls simping for him-

[@karan11gm42]

Something tells me that you are simping for him Well I don't blame you I'm a guy

[@melineli2439]

@@karan11gm42 same

[@alastorscrustycumsock274]

Lol

[@karan11gm42]

@Avalee Kumpf but I'm not gay fam

[@abdulazizkhayat1626]

Ay what about boys LIKE ME

[@iambob7911]

21:16 *Bad Looks like he doesn't wanna be there lmaooo* Edit: I just now realized how I pointed out the obvious lmao😆

[@scrablse2613]

I wonder why

[@layalsaleh4103]

THE WAY HE TURNED HIS HEAD LMAO

[@itsyaboy_sore7109]

@@layalsaleh4103 He really said internally "Quackity why did you do this?"

[@jehmarosmith4804]

@@scrablse2613 I know right I don’t see a problem

[@minerliton2481]

No shit sherlock Sam and punz are moving like there's no tomorrow lool 😂

[@kichona23]

21:12 so this is Sam's other job other than being the serious and almighty warden of the SMP- yeah nvm LOL

[@jazminee17]

"Who would you save if me and skeppy fell into a vol-" *"S K E P P Y ."* x5

[@mezzzda450]

21:15 hahah I can’t bbh is literally traumatised

[@KuyaVi15]

Badboyhalo be like: "send help..."

[@linshiiin]

I feel so bad for Bad-

[@koro9089]

@@linshiiin bad for bad

[@koro9089]

@Blue Not sus BAHAHSHSJAHAHAH FR IKR HES LIKE ._.

[@dlanorfan7427]

I’m surprised he hasn’t gone insane

[@Psyche14047]

Bbh:"im not trying to hurt you" Me: *waterfall tears at how innocent and nice he is*

[@mootness_]

What’s the time stamp

[@lalamusicangel7706]

@@mootness_ 3:09

[@lyricnoel7745]

This is random but I like how bad says “relationship” and not “girlfriend” :)

[@GoofyGoobyEsther]

Quackity is perfect with everyone and bbh is too precious omg

[@aba3504]

“I am a vegetarian and a vegan” he says whilst holding steak

[@S1LOSSS]

I love your pfp

[@_genova]

Praise Bingus.

[@amelie_sweetheart]

Stan Bingus

[@neebadoo9686]

all hail bingus

[@moni8908]

oh bingus!

[@ilivory974]

Imagine one of the others has no idea this is happening and they just see Quackity and BadBoyHalo driving past on a boat-

[@aditihere._303]

Imangine Skeppy saw this..

[@macyadams6963]

@@aditihere._303 oh my-

[@macyadams6963]

@@aditihere._303 💀

[@astridrohde3450]

@@aditihere._303 oh no...

[@hoshiyi]

If u want advice, Quackity, have some more advice from a girl herself- *Go to burger king, buy her that sh¡t and ur ready, shes in love with you*

[@puk3mygutz850]

9:35 you could hear bbh laugh a bit lol

[@myahoneyirl]

"No meat, no fat, no trans fat, none of that" *is holding steak*

[@elizabethg1238]

"I'm gonna have a t-bone stake, with a side of beef jerky" "I thought you were a vegan" "Are you really gonna question me?"

[@everythingilove5244]

Just to clarify if both of them were about to fall into a valcano the right thing to do is to not save either of them

[@brynnmuir6925]

When Bad said I'm not trying to hurt you, I know it's a funny bit but that hit me somewhere

[@hexodyia]

10:27 Quackity is holding steak saying "I'm vegan." Fantastic

[@S1LOSSS]

Yes

[@lordofmushrooms8804]

420th like

[@aubs8149]

"The internet is a great place to meet people" Every kidnapper ever: *SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE ONES IN THE BACK*

[@hilol499]

*SAY IT LOUDER FOR TE KIDS IN THE BACK OF VAN*

[@aubs8149]

@@hilol499 LMAO

[@Maritistic]

I like how this video was about bad teaching quackity relationship advice to an entire fbi case.

[@movedchannels5074]

11:17 man didn't even wait for the question to be done 😳

[@jayes_]

21:15 i was genuinely crying when this was live

[@scrablse2613]

PFFHAHAHAHA

[@SwaggerToast]

OH MY GAAWWWWDDDD

[@aliyalackey2456]

Bad silently: 😀🔫 Especially rn - 21:20

[@cacodemonfromthehitseriesd4726]

Bbh: giving genuine advice about women Big Q: ILL TAKE HER TO BURGER KING

[@rupamsud718]

Their friendship is so underrated.

[@berrineri]

WHEN HE PULLED OUT THE CHRISTMAS MUSIC I CAN’T-

[@christinemccrea4371]

Ikr xD it's so funny

[@eashepard9443]

9:50 The “I’m flattered” got me 😂

[@priceowed2497]

10:29-10:40 “Ah yes! A dish of our finest ice will be brought immediately!”

[@ReflectingBubbles]

Looking back at this after so long, I have never seen bad so pained as when after Quackity finished the trial.

[@jayay4382]

bbh is such a ladies man

[@grumblefalls4618]

nothing will ever traumatize me more than awesamdude and punz grinding on bbh while saying "we got an order for the big bad boy at table 2" as bad just stares into the distance full of regret

[@nyahiguess9283]

PLEASE I'M SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BAD RN JE DIDNT DESERVE THJS BUT I CABT STOP LAUGHING AT THE SAME TIME

[@marysophy3665]

lmao That was Awesome dude!

[@no_social_skill1369]

Or them in bed

[@Moon404yt]

quackity's guide on how to treat your lover after you've just gotten together: I WANNA HAVE 2 TO 3 KIDS WITH YOU RIGHT NOW

[@lydiaann9284]

1:17 **Agressive breathing** Bad B B B B B Ba Ba Bad B B B B B B B B Boyhalo Yeah? ;-; Badboyhalo?! You okay? Q-Q B A D B O Y H A L O O O O

[@michelle5288]

"i know you're a woman-" "I want 3 kids their names are gonna be halo, boy, and bad"

[@itisjustwhatever8897]

Badboyhalo is already okay with quackity cursing, he just gave up

[@ihatecxpid2994]

they match eachother so well lmao

[@sleepysloth1452]

He only has two emotions, really happy, and mess

[@shakewell42]

Can we just talk about bad’s head turn during the club bit?

[@what6893]

Timestamp to see that part! 21:19

[@gelato5709]

How did giving relationship advice turn into a federal investigation

[@ghastlygno3002]

11:22 bros before hoes

[@mrbill5916]

when quackity gets drunk tonight and fells asleep and forgot what he was doing tonight 0:22 also catched voice crack 0:28

[@user-vf8qw5od7z]

"I'm a *vegan*" *holds cooked steak in hand*

[@adaptable1553]

Damn, I suck at dates. Not once have I ever took my date to the courthouse so they can rule a verdict on how many years I get sentenced to for murder, drugs and alcohol. I've really been missing out the big important parts huh?

[@Lilly-yh8lp]

Don't forget the cannibalism

[@reypizza7902]

Same. And don't forget about commiting marriage fraud

[@faye34140]

Hearing BBH say that girls should be treated normally makes me so happy.

[@_hiy0ri_san_552]

12:06 THE DONATION

[@isdisgudnam]

Have a feeling bbh is the man to talk about women.

[@Alex-uj9xr]

POV: we all here after Wilburs premiere

[@coolestsplat]

Yes yes very precise

[@germtheworm7341]

how did you know?!

[@bearloom]

yessirrrr popping off

[@haijjong]

HOW DID U KNOW HAHAHSNKAL it was so good omggg

[@ant6295]

Lmao

[@muhammadsiregar5222]

12:36 A date rp gone wrong

[@MilkAndCerealYTP]

10:19 "Do you guys have any vegan options?" he says as he holds steak in his hand

[@PrinceGemJ]

“It’s a homeless guy! OH MY GOD, MY DATE JUST KILLED A HOMELESS GUY.” i don’t think that’s a good person to date, *killing* homeless people isn’t very POG. Though poisoning them is very awesome... *why are there police sirens outside my house?*

[@goopcake2862]

whats up with qauckitys dates and killing homeless guys? first schlatt, who is prejudiced against homeless people, and now the muffin man himself.

[@PrinceGemJ]

@@goopcake2862 I dunno, *just seems like Quackity has good taste in partners.*

[@greydub1414]

the only date i would sit through and watch

[@KoolKidDal]

The "meet me downstairs" really fucking got me😂😂😂😭

[@btvmgyu]

no i was drinking water when he started playing the “christmas” songg 💀

[@art_of_yeet9456]

The “Christmas music” Alex started playing actually made me cry with laughter 9:30

[@koro9089]

That made me burst

[@cait9794]

I DIEDA

[@Champizoid]

What's it called?

[@catbatrat1760]

@@Champizoid I was wondering that, too! I was like, "Well, if I just search 'jingle bell rock parody', I'll probably get way too many results to sift through!" Today, I decided there was no harm in trying, so I looked it up, and it was actually one of the top results. It's titled "Dirty Jingle Bells [Christmas special] Ep10 (WEIRD)".

[@jeniellabaro9413]

Mee too

[@marjorie575]

This was my favorite stream. Sam's role was hilarious

[@just_in_denial4412]

I love Sam so much he’s hilarious

[@marjorie575]

@@just_in_denial4412 same

[@VedaSkye]

whats the name of the stream

[@scrablse2613]

I know right, he's awesome lol

[@youreasimp7573]

Who's sam?

[@regiaavelife7034]

"You need to treat women with, kindness, courtesy, and respect." -BBH ( Amazing )

[@weeb2603]

14:00 all i could here was "we have a runner" which is from the Maze runner