Quackity's Blind Cooking Show With Karl Jacobs & Sapnap

[@QuackityVODS]

this season of masterchef looks great -Retroity

[@aliwashere10]

quackity is amazing also this masterchef episode was my personal favorite

[@aliwashere10]

59:30 quackity’s house is haunted 1:11:25 quackity judges and eats hot dogs 1:33:18 karl and sapnap say why they should stay in hell’s kitchen to chef quackity *this was an amazing stream*

[@mossyrock1818]

yes

[@Yal_vxy]

Hi

[@aki0613]

WHERE'S MY LAMB SAUCE

[@aliwashere10]

Imagine just how much Quackity trusted Karl and Sapnap to guide him around especially with cooking

[@Toastedsubsandwich]

Pretty sure he would trust any of his friends cuz obviously they don't want him to die 😃🥲 *atleast...I hope----*

[@gxyclxm1586]

sapnap was so kind most of the time with quackity😭

[@sunny_dxze]

That honestly says a lot about their friendship! Hell, I can’t even trust my brothers with a knife (mostly due to trauma); and Q is trusting Karl and Sapnap whilst BLINDFOLDED!!

[@oliviagrace6914]

For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 🤎

[@oliviagrace6914]

@DOLLHAUS 🎗 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16 🤎

[@shaliabun]

did his fashion sense go from divorced dad to angsty teen

[@maybeitsanjie]

Yes

[@alyssa772]

obviously

[@banhmicat2949]

Ah, yes, cycle of LIFE

[@alyssa772]

@@banhmicat2949 he goin in reverse tho

[@kanaeya41]

he prolly forgot his angsty phase before his divorced dad phase

[@mikemane1658]

Quackity making “it’s because I’m Mexican right?” Or “So you hate Mexicans?” Jokes are so funny for no reason 😭🤚

[@senyoko]

Prob ur mexican so thats why AND if ur not then idk

[@londonsmith5227]

@@senyoko why does it matter if they are mexican?

[@senyoko]

@@londonsmith5227*sorry for bad english* its just that its not really funny to me (non mexican person) so i thought that maybe its funny to someone that has something to do with it (mexican person)

[@mikemane1658]

@@senyoko No,I’m black but the jokes just reminded me of “It’s bc I’m black right?” And “So your racist towards black people”Jokes 😭🤚

[@izzycheuk4572]

@@mikemane1658 YESSS i always say to my friends 'it's because im asian right, you hate asian people now huh?' and its so funny

[@chaosdrop7151]

They spent so much time trying to season the hotdogs yet I have never in my 19 years of living seen someone season a hotdog

[@alyssa772]

Right? I was thinking maybe I’m just too white to understand

[@chubz4149]

@@alyssa772 nah, im hispanic and i’ve never seen anyone do that 😭😭

[@alyssa772]

@@chubz4149 Thank God 😭

[@spaceeorsome]

@@alyssa772 I'm black and never seen anyone do that 😭

[@alyssa772]

@@spaceeorsome So, if NO ONE here has seen this before, what the actual FUCK is happening here 😭😭😭😭

[@Ale-pp8kn]

Respectfully, respectfully I loved Quackity's outfit today He looks so good

[@lost...4783]

He was giving 100%

[@GoLD-ec1bw]

wtf you mean respectfully LMAO

[@Hellonewsiesofnewyork]

@@GoLD-ec1bw the cooking pizza stream took it to far

[@broskijoeski127]

@@GoLD-ec1bw we don't wanna disrespect and call the outfit nice because that's basically catcalling😿 Then the clothes' feelings would be hurt. Let's all be respectful of streamer user Quackity's well put together outfit because if we even think about complimenting his outfit its basically sexualizing him /sarcasm

[@la_zalmoncha]

@@GoLD-ec1bw some people out there take to serious a compliment

[@GracePokeGoatMomLogic]

My stress levels were amplified (from the somewhat lack of caution) during this stream, but I would be lying if I didn't say that I was crying laughing almost the whole time!

[@sakuraboosie5684]

when he put the knives on the floor I was so scared lol

[@assblaster420]

@@sakuraboosie5684 same

[@usernamenotrecognised]

The sheer amount of innuendos in this stream- and then in sapnaps right after... ALSO WHEN HE STARTED FLIPPING THE KNIFE IN HIS HAND I STARTED SCREAMING.

[@ahhh4626]

It's not a mistake ✨IT'S A MASTERPIECE✨

[@usernamenotrecognised]

@@ahhh4626 k.

[@Midnightblackst]

"Do you have the chains?" Awkward silence "Not that kind" "Oh" 4:20

[@jessicalau9108]

When?

[@Midnightblackst]

@@jessicalau9108 4:20

[@dinotine5550]

@@Midnightblackst HAHA FUNNY NUMBER

[@Midnightblackst]

@@dinotine5550 lmaooo

[@Talziooo10]

LMAOO

[@gigigi4672]

This stream was such a good comeback from his "hiatus", he looks so fine n happy, and the boys were so funny

[@viktoriabelakova3822]

So...is nobody gonna talk about how fcking handsome and fancy he looked in this stream???

[@viktoriabelakova3822]

@Klára Mrázová true true

[@hjuoowou560]

He is handsome all the time

[@leg8048]

He is handsome all the time, so we don't talk about it.

[@zimbo1240]

16:53 THE GUTTURAL SCREAM THAT LEFT SAPNAP AS THOSE HOTDOGS FELL

[@gachaluxe8522]

51:51 Karl: "thank skeppy, skeppy just raided you" Quackity: "skeppy for the raid thank you so much man" Bad: '"aww, its so cute"

[@chillbeen1925]

I love how concerned karl sounded when he almost burnt himself 45:37

[@owlsbutgay6969]

Timestampt?

[@sishyl]

Also sapnap's panic when quackity was near the knives

[@owlsbutgay6969]

@Sorsii What

[@sofilupi]

@@owlsbutgay6969 you wrote timestamp with a T at the end, and they corrected you

[@itsme-cb5ih]

Pls someone timestamp

[@SuperClaire35]

This was such a fun stream! We missed you quackity!

[@drepressoespresso3894]

This one was just hilarious! I was worried so many times during the blindfolded part with the knives everywhere, but the end had me wheezing!

[@vadathequacks]

TE EXTRAÑAMOS MUCHISISISISIISISMOS ALEX GRACIAS POR EL STREAM DE HOY

[@ianthetallguy]

amogus

[@j1nx.x]

amogus

[@ItsMe-mb6vs]

amogus

[@sunny_dxze]

Wait..is their pfp from this stream?… ._.

[@vadathequacks]

@@sunny_dxze a

[@bee_doh5884]

gordon ramsay be sweating at quackitys amazing cooking skills

[@Mr_Meowity420]

yessir

[@IDontKnowMyUserHelpp]

96 *Flip* 69

[@immygirl1090]

45:35 Karl gets legitimately concerned when Quackity almost accidentally burns himself 46:00 Sapnap is scared Quackity is gonna burn himself 53:50 “Scrape off the outer layer” - Badboyhalo 2022 59:00 Quackity does the dad pose 1:04:25 Quackity rages at Karl 1:05:03 Karl calls Quackity cringe 1:10:50 Sapnap gets excited over a hot dog & Karl feels left out 1:12:39 Karl howls/barks 1:19:01 “He’s speechless.” - Badboyhalo 2022

[@sanvee_2368]

Yes

[@samaraisnt]

"rage" where? he playfully scolded him, it wasn't even what i'd call "angry."

[@immygirl1090]

@@samaraisnt I know they were joking. It’s just a meme-

[@JMS566]

Always wanted to watch Quackity burn down a kitchen.

[@l1ammmm__]

What?! 😂😂

[@Avenchurinn]

I love this trio, i swear 💀

[@okayimighthaveanaddiction2737]

This stream In a nutshell.. Sapnap and Karl messing with Quackity and Quackity having multiple dangerous things that I thought would get him banned from twitch

[@sophiasmith6473]

I really hope quackity lives alone Imagine walking into your kitchen and seeing a man with a blindfold, and cat headphones in a kitchen with banana peppers, knifes, and hotdog buns on the floor with a sign on the microwave that says “the quackity cocking show” talking to himself while making hotdogs 😂

[@user-hq6dk1ym6w]

I’ve never heard Karl swear as much as he did in this stream

[@thefifthbean]

Watch karls gang beasts streams, he's been cursing more recently and man those get him worked up xD love ten fact tho he rlly only cursed this stream when he was nervous for quackity lol

[@robbieshapirbro2213]

everything at the end was so funny it almost seemed scripted. The way the music ended and bad just quietly said “I thought this was a cooking stream” was so good

[@Red-zt5bg]

This is giving me so much anxiety. Everything he does blindfolded terrifies me. oml

[@Rose13916]

Same

[@oliviagrace6914]

don’t take God’s Name in vain and capitalize the L if you want to please :)

[@pragatikhadye4241]

The suggestion to eat both the we- hotdogs at the same time from badboyhalo was so innocent😭

[@smtholivia]

His random british accents are perfect.😭👌

[@vale-lv6xs]

When he started playing with the knife while blindfolded my soul just left my body

[@nicoleezz7997]

timestamp?

[@kellyzelda2131]

@@nicoleezz7997 21:28

[@qlex_00_]

The cardboard says "cocking show" actually, which makes more sense with the vod

[@ralonis]

3:49: I just straight up died when Karl said: ''this is a whole fanfiction''

[@lnctyy]

I'm surprised when karl said "u drop the fucking winners"...we missed you so much alex thank u for making me laugh every single day

[@mapletree8327]

39:52 I was watching that knife on the table hoping he doesn’t hit it and stab himself so when he hit his mic and was next to the knife I thought he hit it and the stress I felt 😂

[@cranneberge2428]

Oh god that knife was stressing me out the entire time :)

[@cranneberge2428]

And the one on the floor as well

[@Scarlett70077]

I love how Sapnap and Karl made sure that he doesn’t get hurt

[@fakerover1523]

Time Stamps That Made Me Laugh 17:29 "you dropped the f****** weiners" 26:00 "man, shut the f*** up!" 27:13 "ok you missed like half of it" 35:35 whatever quackity did 45:37 "STOPSTOPSTOP" 51:50 quackity looks the wrong way 53:03 hotdog reveal 1:08:57 "for a fellow Mexican ingredient hater"

[@redactedreplies]

I remember seeing someone in chat just go "no that's not normal!!" in regards to l think a specific ingredient. Listen up this whole thing wasn't normal-- there has simply never been a normal moment ever

[@xxsunxic_cloverxx4582]

Am I the only one thinking he is litteraly cooking for his fiancés and blindfolded to pretend to be blind while listening to his fiancés to know which one he will be trusting if he goes blind while cooking for them.

[@sunsetoverthebeach]

Nope i got a similar idea too that!

[@lobotomlee]

okay his cooking is amazing and hilarious but lets please acknowledged his one ear cat headphones 😹❤

[@__.o3917]

We shall

[@sishyl]

I remember the first times he tried it on and he hated it but look at quackity now: wearing the cat headphones the whole stream himself :DD

[@ellieschumann8574]

I like how this stream went from blind folded and almost dying into hells kitchen

[@nicevids4453]

THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY ASS HELL 💀

[@dramaticc]

1:37:39 *Top ten most epic moments in anime history*

[@ina.aaahhh]

That sign in the back tho- The Quackity cooking show ❎ The Quackity *cocking* show ✅

[@lampghoul7939]

I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY ONE OF MY FAVORITE QUACKITY STREAMS ITS SO HILARIOUS

[@fujosan9586]

Look at this Spiffy fiancé of two. Cookin' like the pro he is.

[@stealursanity]

definitely one of my favorite streams

[@qasehcahya]

he can be a great lawyer i could tell💀💀💀

[@Miau0002]

Yo extrañando a Quackity pq hace una semana q no lo veo, Yo: Danos una señal de que todavía estás vivo *Quackity sube video* Yo:AAaaaaA Aleluya

[@llibbyyy]

Sì Sì😂

[@SALEM_STARR]

Yeah

[@mityquack5919]

Se te extrañó mucho, espero que estés bien te queremos

[@andy_s4r448]

El está bien :v

[@guadabenitez9182]

@@andy_s4r448 como sabes ?

[@mityquack5919]

@@andy_s4r448 nunca se sabe

[@Someones_Artistt]

Sí

[@ShanCarns]

The way he looked so good this stream. Man’s was popping off

[@ryleighlloyd228]

Quackity: it makes an explosion in your mouth. Sapnap: I wanna make a...........no

[@sophieetriesss]

We missed you a LOT big q! / te extrañamos muchisimo big Q, me alegra que hayas prendido stream

[@Midnightblackst]

"Did i put it in the pan?" "Yes" Totally not

[@marist.]

Getting sick means more free time to watch Quackity streams. Living my life.

[@AAAAPOO]

This stream was one of the frutiest streams he's done

[@punish5r]

something about sapnap’s scream is just hilarious everytime

[@yamza8046]

This was very interesting to watch live and it will continue to be when I watch the VOD

[@rafaellepaquet4731]

The intensity going on at the a end is the reason why i love big Q ( somewhere close to 1:26:45)

[@donk4372]

17:35 Karl swearing is so funny to me lmfaoo

[@pen3475]

I love how he can't reach the top of the microwave 😭

[@ww.darling]

that kitchen has went through a lot

[@gabrielle_monica1]

imagine quackitys humble abode burned down. I wouldn't want that to happen, but imagine just watching the stream and we just watch his humble abode burn lol .love you quackity

[@hannahg5152]

*puts blindfold on Quackity: this is like fifty sh-

[@kittylou-o6j]

LMAO THE SINGULAR CAT EAR ON THE HEADSET

[@raebae3304]

THE DEATH NOTE MUSIC WAS KILLING ME AND WHEN BAD SAID "WHY DON'T YOU TRY THEM BOTH AT THE SAME TIME" IM BDYIFBEIWISJ

[@alifexo8289]

i love how as soon as you got the hot dogs you straight away thought to shake them😂

[@meihalo]

The awkward silence after quackity said it was "above avarage" (during the start of the video when talking about the hotdog pic) and then karl and sapnap said "no that's avarage" i cant--

[@SALEM_STARR]

The amount of inappropriate jokes makes it sound like I'm on orange KZbin.

[@alexriley8104]

My top 2 fav parts of this stream was deff when he kept dropping the hot dogs in the air fryer drawer thing and towards the end when Sapnap was freaking out like crazy trying to prove it was his hotdog and he made it lmao

[@SarahFlor08]

How do I say……this stream was….kinky.

[@bubblecrepenav1993]

Yeah....uhh...

[@tickledtoffee]

Quackity just put Sapnap and Karl’s wieners in his mouth at the same time while BBH watched. Nothing kinky going on. Not at all.

[@biancaplug]

"blind folded and chained to- just blind folded" LMAOOOO 1:34 if anyone cares

[@corpse9228]

Tyyy so much I couldn't find that part

[@crazylovegood.maisie2924]

THIS STREAM WAS HILARIOUS TO WATCH

[@wispdoesart]

"this is a whole fanfiction, do you get that?" -karl, 2022 (3:49)

[@yourelocal_gayperson2863]

They literally took 32 minutes just seasoning the hot dogs XD

[@taengkwachu]

the fact he threw that phone tho 😭

[@user-wii]

That has to be the most emotional cooking show ive ever seen 😔😔💖 so pure

[@crabclips6273]

this is literally just two hours of innuendos with a bit of cooking

[@Looney_Tunie]

I felt so scared for quackity cuz he kept stepping on the knife

[@kaylasisk4683]

This kind of reminds me of Ratatouille where remy is controlling linguine.

[@hihihihihihihi628]

32:24:- THE MESS💀 45:37:- AW 17:29:- Lol 26:00:- O 27:13:- You missed it💀 35:35:- whatever quackity did 51:50:- WRONG WAY 53:03:- Hotdog :D 1:08:57:- 33:39:- His hair🥺 36:00:- Aww 39:28:- Yes karl 39:52:- He got scared L m a o 40:28:- Lol 40:25:- Silence 40:36:- HES having fun with his friends 46:05:- Lookin out for alexis 47:44:- Quackity dancing with a fork 48:39:- Am sorry but aww 52:19:- WHAT DID YOU DO THOSE😔 52:21:- So good 52:52:- OH NO 1:04:34:- :0 1:18:19

[@horsegirl887]

This was so funny, I love the trust he has in his friends that he can trust them to help him cook without seeing

[@adxrleah9651]

This was a fun stream and i hope i see more streams! We missed you Quackity!

[@itz_dianne-8768]

Everytime they cook they're so chaotic and chaos everywhere i love it

[@fujosan9586]

The time zones here always allow me to be suprised in the morning by a stream I never knew was gonna happen

[@Honeyyx371]

"sO We HavE KaRl AnD ssssssaPnAp"

[@yarelilupercio]

this was a great stream ! we missed you quackity !

[@sheylamarroquin9786]

Okay but can we talk abt how good he looked this stream!!

[@snazzy_bottle_of_mustard3975]

I just watched 4 grown men talk about wieners for one hour and fifty minutes…

[@mfl.l.7321]

The fact that the 1st time he got the head set he said he was like not gonna use it again or something, and look at him now wearing them hahah

[@iah2762]

His countertop is literally my moms mediocre pantry

[@miles.incorp]

THE NUMBER OF INNUENDOS IN THIS STREAM IS UNFATHOMABLE AND I AM LOSING IT LMAOOO THAT ENDING WAS PERFECT THOUGH

[@commen98]

I literally joined the stream right as it ended 😭

[@ateezfan_xx]

12:00 it starts 💖

[@soupinacup]

36:56 oh god i never thought i would hear those words again

[@starrslaterrr]

Lmao I was there the whole time it was amazing, also DAMN ALEX be lookinnnn ✨fiNe✨ and last but not least I missed him he hadn’t streamed in a while lmao Edit:lmao I noticed he was standing like this 🕺 or either like this 🧍

[@Lyxocism]

I absolutely hate hot dogs, but the way quackity described them made them sound good so i suddenly want hot dogs lmao like his description was immaculate

[@keithmonast8781]

Quackity coming with the pink headphones and one pink cat ear on the middle

[@thatyoutuberat1059]

quackity trying to explain himself is just the funniest thing 😂😂

[@cinaster]

The title : Quackity's Blind cooking show with karl jacobs & sapnap How the fandom reads it : *karlnapity*

[@Zenon103]

Housewife quackity era

[@Vivian_ity]

This is honestly one of my favorite quackity stream