Quagmire Learning Self Control 😂

#shorts #familyguy #familyguyfunnymoments #petergriffin #familyguymemes #comedy #stewiegriffin #meggriffin #shortsvideo

[@69daygrind]

Bro playing NNN survival mode💀

[@taygenxd3381]

Survival? More like hardcore 💀

[@GoldSite]

Hardcore? More like creative mode because I don't see his Meaty Stick

[@pina_colada14]

U want to see it ??​@@GoldSite

[@GoldSite]

@@pina_colada14 THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT

[@pina_colada14]

@@GoldSite u know wat u wanted to say

[@joshmartinez4777]

Bro is playing on hardcore mode 💀

[@WhispyOrean]

698 likes and no comments lemme fix that. okay im was joking about the whole “698 like and no comments lemme fix that.” thing didn’t think people were gonna call me names because of it and im not trying to be all defensive and shi just stop if you wanna try and get anything out of me you aren’t and im sorry for that but yeah bye.

[@Dino_Effects]

745 likes and 1 comment? Lemme fix that

[@SwissCheeseGobbler]

Bro is hard 💀

[@0llie-]

858 likes and 3 comments lemme fix that.

[@Rip_LordX]

Fr

[@phantomanimalstudio2099]

Jigsaw: “Hello Glenn Quagmire, I want to play a game.”

[@jerryZap]

Imagina 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AleksKieca]

“There is a blender that shred your [Censored]. The TV above you will show you some ‘Fun images’…”

[@YoSimplyTom]

790 likes and only 2 comments? I won't fix that #stopthecommentfixers

[@matador_agil1]

Hahaha

[@PizzaTime-Studios54]

​​@@AleksKieca"Live or die Quagmire. Make your choice."

[@Atricks_29]

"Dead kittens" was enough for me💀

[@CutePhoeniX3]

Indeed☠️

[@azazelhalo9]

No Nut November new technique

[@GuyMcPherson69]

😂

[@RedGhost2008]

NNN Hardmode

[@Alpharelic]

Bro set the difficulty to ultra-nightmare

[@OrangeLittleGuy12]

Difficulty hell

[@jonezzhombre]

69 likes

[@celloj3703]

He had to backtrack “Old nuns… REALLY old nuns!”

[@Chadopium]

And even that did not make him lose it 💀 the last name is what made him get floppy

[@Gaming_Atlas]

Necrozoophelia: dead kittens

[@electrics2043]

Extreme Demon

[@tormekt8sulubilememakinasi]

Fire in the holee

[@snowplowy]

Geometry dash

[@Zaycreates-rj6uy]

Bro invented the new saw trap 💀

[@Smokedogg500]

😂😂😂

[@alanurban1869]

lol

[@GD-167]

Fr

[@KangTheConqueror-kv7us]

Fr

[@HappyTuna599]

XD

[@kennetpedersen256]

"Renee Zelweger" 😂😂💀

[@ben8878]

I know for 54 she's hot 😂😂😂

[@avariceseven9443]

I dont get that part. I had to google who that woman is and was expecting an old and/or ugly woman but she’s gorgeous. Is there some inside joke or context to this?

[@gargothan1177]

​@avariceseven9443 a lot of people, myself included, don't find Renee Zellweger at all attractive.

[@ben8878]

@@avariceseven9443 same here. She's actually hot. I guess the joke is that he's a pervert, atleast that what I think the joke is🤔

[@MarkiLiar]

​@@gargothan1177 she is a milf tho

[@majdporeslan3850]

Bros invented new technique for circumcision 💀💀

[@axeonhand]

There won't be no circumcism without the head. lol

[@farrel7829]

LOL

[@myrealnameismichael]

Istg circumcision during my childhood gave me PTSD 😭 like I still get memories about the healing process, it was HORRIBLE 💀

[@brentplaysroblox]

​@@myrealnameismichael ik what it feels💀

[@xzavier.x2]

⁠@@myrealnameismichaelglad i got circumcised as a baby so i don’t remember 😭

[@mohitkumar-jw9in]

Old nuns , really old nuns😂

[@shainajhianne4163]

dead kittens dead kittens😂

[@nbaspinna8906]

It sounds like he was still turned on by old nuns so had to add onto it 💀

[@UnknownxSouless]

🤣

[@MM2XBOXCLIPSYT]

4.1k like lolll I agree

[@LizardsAreScary]

Jigsaw would be proud

[@j1tzbrawl718]

That actually feels like something he would do

[@Future_Kyle]

Fr

[@matador_agil1]

New trap idea

[@kxngice7858]

Always imagined this scene with Louis walking in then blood immediately splatters everywhere

[@Carl_The_Alien1210]

HELL NAH💀

[@paranixan]

bro just invented the NNN saw trap

[@namethe____7214]

"no nun november"

[@ThePlushpaw]

No nuts November

[@oshieoshie4895]

LOL!!!!!

[@TatuuFj]

​@@namethe____7214😂

[@justiiiii]

Nonstop nut november

[@oolooo]

At least he does not sexualize Nuns .He has some decency left .

[@marquisprice5078]

Old nuns. Really old nuns

[@pedrojuan8050]

Old nuns. We don't know about young nuns 😂

[@MeruutoTWO]

​@@pedrojuan8050I guess he does sexualize young nuns

[@ImNotADeeJay]

I am pretty sure he is game with young novices

[@minix07]

​@@pedrojuan8050*Really old nuns*

[@expo_zero.gt1]

bro was trying his best 💀

[@WinterSxmp]

"dead kitten" 💀

[@Larry__.]

Jigsaw trap 💀

[@Baldibackseven1insan]

I feel the pain

[@CATchillas]

Boy, nah 💀

[@Pistolity]

Imagine if this were in the jigsaw movie ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@saltshaker874]

Jigsaw doing this to a sex offender

[@Black_Void69]

I want to play a game

[@glennquagmire8331]

Joe's voice deep af😂

[@Meme_man..]

That was close

[@Nostalgizer2023]

HOLY SHIT ITS GLENN QUAGMIRE

[@subcluster]

here's this month's victoria's secret catalog

[@TheNifitss]

​@@subcluster"uh, oh god! Oh god! Dead kittens, dead kittens!"

[@dremorales1177]

It was deep and sassy ‘cause he was enjoying the test for Quagmire a lil’ too much

[@WatchSports24]

Homie took NNN to another level like switching teams to win is crazy

[@RomeoWaimbo]

This is how circumcision is done💀💀

[@somerandomperson-og8pw]

Why was dead kittens not good enough to stop him💀💀

[@MJ.Gonzalez]

Is it supposed to be enough?

[@BigDickIbou]

it don’t go down that quick

[@newCoCoY6]

You can upgrade it to dead people if you really want to be turned off.

[@goldie.editz_]

It's quagmire😂

[@sisiyacallate16]

@@MJ.Gonzalez Yes...why not? ._.

[@standardcake18]

It’s a multi leveled joke, that dead kittens turned him on, then nuns, then really old nuns. He got more and more panicked

[@catgomeow5555]

How does dead kittens turn you on?! I just realized how bad family guy is, and I watched that when I was like 4 lol

[@TheQuietKidAmerican]

​​@@catgomeow5555bro when I became hard while presenting in class I was whispering to myself "think of big black men kissing" and it became harder instead of calming down😭😭😭 (Edit): I am a perfectly straight man. Or am I? 😏 (Edit:) Dec,22 exactly 2:17 pm while shopping, I was out to buy groceries and I saw a pan and I dont know if I ever thought of a beautiful woman or something but I became hard again...I think I'm pansexual, maybe I'm a transformer..maybe I like Optimus prime...or maybe I like metal 😭😭😭😭

[@catgomeow5555]

@@TheQuietKidAmerican LMAO

[@AbrahamLincolnSon]

​@@TheQuietKidAmerican daily dose of WTF

[@zaham3848]

​@@TheQuietKidAmericanpersonally would've taken that to the grave

[@Toon_link_peluche]

bro. He is playing NNN in hardcore mode 💀

[@Viet273VN]

No Nut November be like 💀

[@epicbeetle626]

Dead kittens didn't work?? 💀🤨

[@Sigma.001]

Neither did old nuns

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

@@Sigma.001 I could argue that being aroused by dead kittens is drastically worse than old nuns.

[@clawzx1195]

One baddie vs dead kittens just isnt enough when your on the glenn quagmire grindset

[@renharris6504]

Doesn’t mean he was turned on by them, it just wasn’t enough of a turn off after the Victoria’s Secret models

[@teafool753]

​​@@nyancatpoptart5441eing aroused by anything dead is drastically worse than old nuns

[@elgus8046]

Notice how he has to specify “really old nuns” because “old nuns” was still a little bit arousing to him

[@My-cat-is-staring-at-you]

Glen will do just about anything with a vagina.

[@dabonethug]

more like because he didn’t get turned off by them, not that he was aroused by them

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

@@dabonethug It's Quagmire, he totally was

[@Vincrand]

Well dead kittens also didn't work...

[@80PercentAshamedOfU]

Nun milf sounds like a great time

[@demon7541]

NNN HARDCORE EDITION

[@annesasarkar2096]

Lol "really old nuns" 😂😂😂 had me rolling fr

[@dxrkphxnkyt]

no nut november hardcore mode 💀

[@Godkiller261]

Fr

[@kurtwendelselejac1134]

LETS GOO ANOTHER BROTHER THAT HAS THE SAME PFP AS ME@@Godkiller261

[@k007x2]

Not no nut… no getting hard 💀😓💀

[@alyssianokusis1974]

😂😅

[@Sullivantutorials]

This comment doesn’t have enough replies

[@CxpticYT]

Bro is playing life or death NNN 💀

[@deepakmore542]

Mind-blowing Bro

[@TwistyTurny]

Congrats, I’m your 1000th like

[@Monkevr777]

my friend needs this type of self control

[@dafan-uv8vf]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@itsbloggingtime3106]

Bro playing jigsaw puzzle 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ' you decide , live or die '😂😂

[@KingEliteMelon]

Quagmire's Invisible Balls 💀

[@jaybumps16]

ayo

[@mollyberry2701]

No he has a invisible penis actually

[@BEARCLAW1825]

Why you lookin bro

[@sVicid3_tapE]

Invisiballs

[@IcyEnderman38]

@@sVicid3_tapE oh, I hate that sentence so much

[@Tomas-sx3bz]

The Juchebong

[@FSCreations168]

Exactly what I was thinking. I was waiting for someone to say this haha

[@santinolandaburo5139]

​@@FSCreations168Me too

[@elpitufito88o59]

En eso pensaba XDDD por el vídeo de dross

[@JM-pr3cl]

Grande droos

[@matteodagotto3122]

El palo juche!!! Grande dross

[@Ilovefebruary]

I love how a random celebrity that no one knows just suddenly gets mentioned out of nowhere. You just gotta love family guy

[@Yowane_Haku0615]

Plot twist: It came up and the ceiling fan was still on 😭

[@DuckNOodles001]

My anxiety 📈📈📈📈📈📈

[@RetiredChannel89]

219 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that

[@Chullo987returns]

Same

[@m00se47]

@@RetiredChannel89🤓☝️

[@qeew5500]

bro you got anxiety issues see a doctor

[@pjsantos2388]

​@@qeew5500You have to read the word "joke" in the dictionary

[@hahjggy5]

Noooo I feel his pain

[@jocelynpegues8051]

…

[@thisguyhd6591]

Ew… pervert

[@Lebronmemes]

I know how it feels

[@burgerking6999]

​@@thisguyhd6591nigga

[@natthegnat]

Bro did not just say that 💀💀

[@stacychambers3879]

This is one of the most underrated scenes from family Guy and no one says otherwise 👌👺👍

[@ccmmjv]

"Dead kittens" got me dead laughing! 😂

[@sarathms3997]

Renee Zellwegger 🤣🤣🤣

[@xenopizza10509]

That is kind of a dated joke but I still laughed 😂

[@dwaynemathis3858]

@@xenopizza10509 we dont care

[@tonyop8846]

​@@dwaynemathis3858i do

[@KEN-1991]

@@xenopizza10509 Who even cares about dates over pop-culture?

[@godhimself1128]

@@dwaynemathis3858 you cared enough to respond lmao

[@Ghost_0_0-L.01]

"Renee Zellweger" all it took 😂

[@bcubed72]

They've ripped on her before. Was a skit where she was an anteater. Wonder if it's personal?

[@johncleratyservigon4987]

I search her up, she looks fine though😅 what's wrong her?

[@anti1training]

Watch the Bridget Jones trilogy ​@@johncleratyservigon4987

[@valmirius]

Awful plastic surgery made her face even worse

[@vanessa9024]

She wasn’t ugly . I don’t get why they clowned her so hard she changed her whole face smfh wow

[@user-cu8jt3fd5r]

The most brutal self-control ever💀💀💀

[@Lmao-dx4cs]

Trying his hardest not to lose his favorite part of his body

[@reberca-uy2zx]

He should watch out for sharks

[@JKBDTS]

I think it would just hurt

[@Upper_1_Michikatsu]

His little Quagmire

[@exetiorbraxplays3158]

He did in that one episode where it got bitten off by a shark

[@NG-xm6vg]

​@@Upper_1_Michikatsulol

[@petachad8463]

"Oh no why are there kids.. OH NO WAIT AAAAAAA"

[@weswatchesyt4232]

NAHH

[@Nikolas-needs7therapy7]

WHAT THE..

[@khemchandprakash9724]

Hell Nahhh ....

[@solannedmundo.harina9908]

#relatable

[@boxblox9038]

WTH​@@solannedmundo.harina9908

[@evanschmidt8867]

Noticed how he had to say really old nuns 😂

[@ibukiosorio7930]

"Por que los pibes viven menos" Los pibes:

[@charliev1190]

Plot twist: his giggity thing was too small to reach the blades

[@XenoPyraXMythra]

Nope, he once stuck his dick in a penile scanner and broke it, which means it's massive

[@freakingannonymouspanda1766]

lmao

[@Brolylookniggas_wildin]

I cry my self to sleep hear this

[@baxonIsKool]

It's so small that it's not even visible on the scene before the fan even activated

[@soho1080]

Not everything is a plot twist you bum

[@TheProfessionalRat]

Bro almost got neutered by a fan blade _💀_

[@ElectronicMusicEnjoyer]

Wtf is wrong with that skull 💀

[@Fries000]

​@@ElectronicMusicEnjoyerwdym? _🤨_

[@coffeent.]

​@@ElectronicMusicEnjoyerWdym? _🤔_

[@UwUImShio]

Neutering is different, it removes the t3sticles not the p3nis

[@thatunoguy420]

​@@Fries000it's sideways

[@BIueWater]

"This design is very human"

[@Farge215]

NAHH HES BALLS 💀

[@You-MessedUp]

oh nah terrifying 💀

[@baronbarnes2803]

When I saw stewie underneath a buck naked Quagmire I got so worried

[@RoundShades]

very unfortunate watermark placement rofl

[@LordSalazarsRevenge]

Don't worry. He's just looking for Unicron to have the power to kill Lois

[@nikobellic732]

Bro's playing NNN : Cartel edition 💀

[@morlanepoincy5600]

One wrong move and his blood like is over 😂

[@NerfMason]

Bro fighting for his life rn💀

[@le9038]

"uh Uh... Old Nuns! old nuns! Really Old Nuns!" **see's it rising** "Renee Zellweger!" **watches it go back down** "Oh there we go..."

[@hitbyabus4615]

Dead kittens

[@J-RS21]

Yeah there you go good

[@GuyMcPherson69]

​@@hitbyabus4615 ok

[@Springtrap-]

​@@anonymus0024💀 it has subtitles

[@Springtrap-]

@@anonymus0024 Well i dont. Maybe îs because i got only 1 hour of sleep cause i was în a lot of pain Last night and the painkilers didn't worked. So...mind explaining?

[@skulllord24]

Bro is playing NNN hardcore mode

[@KennethicSand]

Bro found a way to win NNN everytime 💀

[@FoodIsReallyGood00]

Bro is playing death mode☠️

[@HwcarsgamingvidsGmail]

his thing almost got cut off 👁️👄👁️💀

[@SLB-Gaming]

It actually did get bit off by a shark in one episode.

[@randomcontentguy3400]

What's thing I don't get it

[@HwcarsgamingvidsGmail]

@@randomcontentguy3400 his peni$

[@lorenzobaclay9161]

​@@randomcontentguy3400bro are you 5 years old? How would you not know

[@randomcontentguy3400]

@@HwcarsgamingvidsGmail sorry but I'm 10 I am very sorry that I have angered you how may I repay you?

[@aleski6506]

Bro is on permadeath NNN 😂

[@Spider_Cerdo]

Me and my friends in our most normal moment

[@BRACR_YT]

This is like jigsaw in a nutshell EDIT:HOLY SHIT!! AFTER 6 MONTH'S!!! EDIT 2: WERE CLOSE!! 😊😊

[@NG-xm6vg]

Lol

[@coreyhorlacher3460]

Imagine if this was Ivan's trap. That would be even worse.

[@brandonhelcher3691]

"Hello Glenn. I'd like to play a game."

[@ClovdDov]

trap 4: no boner 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ConvexFX]

who's Ivan again@@coreyhorlacher3460

[@qb3540]

Jigsaw: Youre urges has taken over you, Id like to play a game.

[@Zeack1]

Bro trying kill the balls☠️

[@navnathphadtare8997]

Thats the self control i need 😂

[@milkbottle4u]

*You have five missed calls from Jigsaw*

[@whoeveriam2665]

broooo

[@user-jk4mt1jd1r]

😂😂😂

[@Hent4iZ]

His little bro in danger💀 look at these like👽

[@Mysterious_Oswald]

Little bro is crazy 💀

[@noperope1234ytsalt]

🤤🦶🤤 sliced up little bro pieces that are fried 🤤🤤

[@Kratos82746]

​@@noperope1234ytsaltcooked cock is not a delicacy you dumbass

[@ryaniskandar2209]

​@@noperope1234ytsalt yo?

[@VoidGohan1]

😂

[@SoulBoyDoesArt]

Why is peter looking at glenn like that 💀

[@odigs6694]

I thought Glenn would’ve broke the fan😂

[@Insomniac8445]

Bro almost got circumsized by a fan

[@toxicbro24242]

Why is there a ghost of Stewie haunting them

[@LordSalazarsRevenge]

He's trying to find Unicron to regain his body

[@Alduin__the_legendary_dragon]

Are we not going to talk about the first thing he said and it didn't stop it 💀💀

[@big-balls]

Ngl i thought it was gonna make a fan noise as he was talking 💀

[@sodorcontries4322]

Jigsaw: I’m a villain not a monster

[@LawyerChad1]

Bro was 1 page ahead from losing his future 💀

[@Chadopium]

Because cartoons are made with pages which are frames 😅😂

[@onn8166]

Renee took a stray for no reason😂

[@Just_Igi]

Bros life was on the line😭😭💀

[@finlandguy427]

More like his bloodline was on the line 😅

[@Lan_252]

Jochebong💀

[@judahstarkenburg7841]

Thank you google for giving me the right translation for that

[@zolanarmstrong3563]

Bro was fighting for his life😂

[@Bluecreek928]

Bro is feeling it

[@jessiewest4731]

NNN hardcore mode 😂😂

[@thatocelot879]

The fact that the voice of Joe would go on to be in a movie where Renee Zellweger cheats on him for a Jerry Seinfeld bee.

[@Mistressofthelostones]

Irony

[@grabielcuadros5296]

El juchebong 💀

[@HUNTER-ou7th]

🇰🇵

[@trillo6563]

Justo después de ver el video de dross me salió esto 💀

[@HUNTER-ou7th]

@@trillo6563 jajaja ya somos dos es como si KZbin espiará todo lo que vemos

[@Ricardo-Javier]

​@@trillo6563 jajajaja a mi también 😅

[@MegaSikarios]

ami tambien @@trillo6563

[@zues121510]

Was literally wayching this episode earlier today 😂

[@Abhishek_Gamer4679]

Self control 😂😂😂

[@TheNameIsGamestar]

"Alright G L E N N"

[@Destroy3r0]

What’s wrong?

[@ashleyishotterthanyou_]

Reneé Zellweger really hit that sweet spot

[@0o0ooo0o0oo0]

Really didnt

[@raymarcdepaz3090]

Bro was sweating 😂😂😂😂

[@Project__oy]

We need a part 2

[@user-ps5sz4sl2x]

Renee Zellweger💀

[@raquelmanuel6139]

Bros playing no nut November on death wish difficulty 💀

[@jasonpoopers8010]

One down 💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@CartoonCole26]

Bro was preventing his stick from getting blended.

[@InvisibleYTmeme]

NNN hardcore mode💀

[@gl1tch923]

Thinking about really old nuns didnt help him so he had to think about renee zellweger 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Spinosaurus44]

What has Renee Zellweger done to deserve this? 😂

[@Yeetisherelol]

Bro was one wrong thought away from losing his hotdog

[@SpongebobWithAXbox]

This is one of my fav episodes of family guy

[@michaelangelocos4021]

This isn't self control, this is torturment

[@icecreamkitty2735]

Do you mean Torture?

[@michaelangelocos4021]

@@icecreamkitty2735 yeah I still understanding english

[@Darion350]

@@michaelangelocos4021 Torturment = Torture and Treatment. It kinda works.

[@michaelangelocos4021]

@@Darion350 works for my then.

[@allstar4065]

I like it. Making up new words and being loose is a great way to learn English