quarantsar

i'm sorry i don't have a separate shitpost channel
(the audio origin is a bunch of whatsapp voice messages)

[@screaming_in_key]

the bleeps were so intense i can still hear them after the video stopped

[@youraveragebraincells620]

BELEEPBELEEPBELEEPBELEEPBELEEPBELEEPBELEEPBELEEP

[@Dergownik]

i will use it as a clock ringtone

[@migaloo1752]

Fuck, I advise you to come to Russia. You'll get the fuck out of our vocabulary, they won't teach you that in school! [I am a Russian-speaking translator. So I apologize for the grammar]

[@freakshowklownkin5740]

Y e s

[@angry_quetzalcoatl4032]

*PILIP PILIP PILIP PILIP*

[@crow9149]

I never knew I needed to hear how Russians say "bleep" until now.

[@Киднеюшка-э3п]

I am russian, but i never heard this sound of bleep. So i guess there is more ways of saying bleep

[@ZombieZed]

you gotta BE-LEEP in it

[@myapnikerynic]

Пилип пилип пилип нахер

[@meh9230]

We says "pilik" X)

[@marzipanmerci1068]

It's my official ringtone now 👍

[@dappercuttlefish9557]

honestly the fact I don't understand the language makes this even funnier, because even without the subtitles I know EXACTLY what's happening

[@migaloo1752]

Bro, I'm sorry for you. You miss a lot of Russian Mat))) 0)) (I am a Russian-speaking translator. So I apologize for the grammar)

[@freakshowklownkin5740]

@@migaloo1752 Im learning russian But i dont know alot... Just some basics

[@migaloo1752]

@@freakshowklownkin5740 Learn words like - блять, нахуй и пиздец. We use them most often:D (I still apologize for my clumsy English)

[@freakshowklownkin5740]

@@migaloo1752 LOL XD those are some... Creative Words there pal

[@teacup1083]

@@freakshowklownkin5740 There is a lot of strange, but very (omg did i write this word right?) usefull words in Russian. Mat words too=^ I'm Russian, yeah. And my english is very bad, hah. ЗУМ-ХЕРУМ. Это не перевести.

[@mandarinrin1170]

I can't speak Russian but I swear going to learn this entire video just so I can recite this every day and in every conversation.

[@fionathefab7427]

mandaRinRin oh my god I’m gonna do the same now

[@slqughterhquse]

Petition for the transcript

[@migaloo1752]

Удачи, бро! Жду тебя в россии, водки вместе хлебнем)0)

[@JakoNiar]

[ubeyte menya uzhe!] Убейте меня уже! Kill me already! ------------------------- [dolbanaya distansionka!] Долбанная дистанционка! Freaking distance learning! ------------------------- [mne eto shas naher ne...] Мне это щас нахер не... The thing i right now freaking n- ------------------------- [mne vsralos' seychas!] Мне всралось сейчас! Need the least right now ------------------------- [V-v-v kontse shcolnoy zhizni] В-в-в конце школьной жизни At-at-at the end of my, like, school life ------------------------- [seychas na saytiki na heraysiki vse eti registrirovatsa] Сейчас на сайтики, на херайсики все эти регистрироваться Now to register on those websites-shwebsites, all of those ------------------------- [ZOOM-HEROOM] ZOOM-ХЕРУМ F*CKING ZOOM ------------------------- [U menya segodnya bila konferensia po russkomu], У меня сегодня была конференция по русскому We had a conference in russian today ------------------------- [mne zvonit ODIN pedagog, DRUGOY] Мне звонит ОДИН педагог, ДРУГОЙ I get a call from teacher ONE, teacher TWO ------------------------- [U menya vsya konferensia naher sbivaetsa!] У меня вся конференция нахер сбивается! The whole conference f*cking crashes ------------------------- [ya... A u menya PILIP PILIP PILIP] Я.. а у меня ПИЛИП ПИЛИП ПИЛИП I.. i just BE-LEEP BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [Naher whatsapp PILIP PILIP PILIP] Нахер Whatsapp ПИЛИП ПИЛИП ПИЛИП F*cking Whatsapp BE-LEEP BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [PILIP PILIP] ПИЛИП ПИЛИП BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [Toy sbros'] Той сбрось Messege this one ------------------------- [toy sfotkay] Той сфоткай Messege that one ------------------------- [zdes'] Здесь The third ------------------------- [Napishi, Sfotkay zadanie, otprav', ne otprav', pereotprav'] Напиши, сфоткай задание, отправь, не отправь, переотправь Do the assignment, take a pic, send, don't send, resend ------------------------- [a wha- a whatsapp PILIP PILIP PILIP] А Wha- а Whatsapp ПИЛИП ПИЛИП ПИЛИП And Whatsapp BE-LEEP BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [Naher PILIP PILIP] Нахер ПИЛИП ПИЛИП F*CKING BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [NAHER PILIP!!!] НАХЕР ПИЛИП F*CKING BE-LEEP!!! ------------------------- [dvesti shesyat uvedomleniy u menya v whatsappe] *Двести шестьдесят* (260) уведомлений у меня в Whatsapp'е 260 Whatsapp notifications i have ------------------------- [i petdesyat shest' group] И *пятьдесят шесть* (56) групп And 56 groups ------------------------- [v kakuyu mne zahodit' i chto chitat'] В какую мне заходить и что читать?! Which one do i go to and what do i read?! ------------------------- [AAA!!..] ААА!!.. AAA!!.. ------------------------- [POSRAT' NE MOGU!] ПОСРАТЬ НЕ МОГУ! I CAN'T TAKE A SHIT ------------------------- [Ya sest' posrat' spokoyno ne mogu!] Я сесть посрать спокойно не могу! I CAN'T SHIT IN PEACE ------------------------- [u menya PILIP PILIP] У меня ПИЛИП ПИЛИП I've got BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [telefon PILIP PILIP PILIP! PILIP!] Телефон ПИЛИП ПИЛИП ПИЛИП My phone's all BE-LEEP BE-LEEP BE-LEEP ------------------------- [PILIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!] ПИЛИП!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BE-LEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------- [O i eshyo v online vihodit' v konferensiyu kogda ya sru sizhu na unitaze] О и ещё в онлайн выходить в конференцию когда я сру сижу на унитазе How about i tune into a call while taking a fat dump on the toilet ------------------------- [s utra...] С утра... in the morning ------------------------- [dabi chtobi ne bilo ih voprosov] Дабы чтобы не было их вопросов So that there were not any questions ------------------------- [PILIP NAHER PILIP] ПИЛИП НАХЕР ПИЛИП BE-LEEP F*CKING BE-LEEP ------------------------- [KTO. ETO. VSYO. PRIDUMAL! SEYCHAS!!!] КТО. ЭТО. ВСЁ. ПРИДУМАЛ! СЕЙЧАС!!! WHO. THE. F*CK. CAME UP WITH THIS! RIGHT NOW!!! ------------------------- [chtob vi usralis' i vodi ne bilo vse] Чтоб вы усрались и воды не было все! I hope you all shit yourselves and have no water to flush it! ------------------------- [AAAAAA!!!!!] АААААА!!!!! AAAAAA!!!!! ------------------------- [izvinite] Извините I'm sorry

[@JakoNiar]

@@slqughterhquse ubeyte menya uzhe! dolbanaya distansionka! mne eto shas naher ne... mne vsralos' seychas! V-v-v konse shcolnoy zhizni seychas na saytiki na heraysiki vse eti registrirovatsa ZOOM-HEROOM U menya segodnya bila konferensia po russkomu, mne zvonit ODIN pedagog, DRUGOY U menya vsya konferensia naher zbivaetsa! ya... A u menya PILIP PILIP PILIP Naher whatsapp PILIP PILIP PILIP PILIP PILIP Toy sbros' toy sfotkay zdes' Napishi, Sfotkay zadanie, otprav', ne otprav', pereotprav' a wha- a whatsapp PILIP PILIP PILIP Naher PILIP PILIP NAHER PILIP!!! dvesti shesyat uvedomleniy u menya v whatsappe i petdesyat shest' group v kakuyu mne zahodit' i chto chitat' AAA!!.. POSRAT' NE MOGU! Ya sest' posrat' spokoyno ne mogu! u menya PILIP PILIP telefon PILIP PILIP PILIP! PILIP! PILIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O i esho v online vihodit' v konferensiyu kogda ya sru sizhu na unitaze s utra... dabi, chtobi, ne bilo ih voprosov PILIP NAHER PILIP KTO. ETO. VSE. PRIDUMAL! SEYCHAS!!! chtob vi usralis' i vodi ne bilo vse AAAAAA!!!!! izvinite

[@fyorgans]

That is his canon voice now cannot unhear it sorry

[@sharkygames1473]

Same. There is no going bacl.

[@cetaceaheart4494]

whos?

[@raymondmagtanong]

The description said it was voice clips

[@thegrilledpopsicle5439]

Raym Magt well, they’re his now.

[@CellEatingbob]

simp 9000 it’s from video , where student sent audio message to some group about how he hates distance learning

[@TheWilderCat]

The "I'm sorry" at the end completes the whole video.

[@gilbertosantos2806]

Turns out he was Half-Canadian

[@azref6779]

@@gilbertosantos2806 lmao

[@annaferns1840]

@@gilbertosantos2806 lmaoo

[@jamespeach5328]

Glad to see eastern Europe is handling this about as everyone expected

[@catnipsmoker360]

I thought they would party and drinking vodka while video calling and do a sick double flip backward while using "the force" to beat each other up

[@cjhawk1100]

James Peach lol that’s funny, also I was your 1k like

[@deadBoyWalkinq]

@@catnipsmoker360 thats is it how we do ;) [russians has arrived]

[@Lady_Lumina]

Komra Ova Ara ara

[@migaloo1752]

@@catnipsmoker360 We also play with bears on the balalaika. By the way, borsch is a fucking thing, try fucking americos)) [I am a Russian-speaking translator. So I apologize for the grammar]

[@sinussi7571]

If you ever feel like shitposting again, please do. This was hilarious.

[@MarsellaFyngold]

I SECOND THIS SENTIMENT!!!!

[@yalcncanturk3815]

I THIRD THIS SENTIMENT

[@timaeustestified5808]

@@yalcncanturk3815 I uhhh fourth this statement

[@nerfius156]

@@timaeustestified5808 bruh, I fifth the stayment

[@flaflu180399]

Sixth the statement

[@Mateo-sn7iu]

Glad to see deranged whatsapp voice messages are a universal thing

[@Beeopboopbeep]

Mateo Same lmao

[@ignatikmagnatik4235]

лучшая адаптация мема которую я только видел хотя я впервые вижу адаптацию аудио мема

[@mrfox2275]

Автор видео Русская или выучила язык?

[@likoniry]

@@mrfox2275 Она выпустила целую песню на русском от вокалоидов, наверное таки русская

[@Арбуз-б1м]

А где можно найти оригинал???

[@raelysk]

@@likoniry Вроде из Беларуси, где-то было то ли в инфе то ли в твиторе то ли ещё где-то

[@likoniry]

@@raelysk В смысле, русскоговорящая, понимающая русский, не обязательно же быть гражданином РФ, но спасибо, за информацию

[@kira-xj4og]

ah yes. the quarantine school mood.

[@migaloo1752]

Is it the same with you? I'm from Russia and I think our schools are very different. [I am a Russian-speaking translator. So I apologize for the grammar]

[@merrymerry4938]

Migaloo I think it’s a bit similar. Americans are also learning from home, and the way they are organizing things is frustrating. (Your grammar is good, by the way!! :) )

[@liquinnwright4406]

​@@migaloo1752 its also pretty much the same in Finland (howdy neighbor!), all these websites to sign up to and no peace of mind. (also agreed! your grammar is good!)

[@migaloo1752]

@@merrymerry4938 Thanks! But I have heard that " American education is considered one of the best and is quoted all over the world." Is that not true?

[@migaloo1752]

@@liquinnwright4406 Oh, thank you!>_< Good luck with your studies!

[@harper5378]

There's really no good way to translate ЗУМ ХЕРУМ without conveying its raw power

[@Vorti]

ВАЖНО ПРИЗНАТЬ ЧТО АНГЛИЙСКИЙ ПЕРЕВОД НЕ ПЕРЕДАЕТ И ПОЛОВИНЫ ТЕХ ЭМОЦИЙ КОТОРЫЕ ЗВУЧАТ В ОРИГИНАЛЕ

[@demian_demand]

В русском языке больше матов которые сочетаются друг с другом)

[@quanxi4523]

@@demian_demand бля ы сука ы

[@pok6944]

"ЗУМ-ХЕРУМ" просто непередаваем ахаха

[@mars_l0l]

ВОРТИ ТЫ ЧЕ ТУТ ДЕЛАЕШЬ...

[@ОмельченкоОлександра-х6о]

@@mars_l0l ... Смотрит видео. Интересуется чем-то другим кроме gacha life. Отдыхает.

[@nagito6401]

"Шоб вы усрались и воды не было" ВОТ ЭТО Я ПОНИМАЮ СЛАВЯНСКИЙ НЕПЕРЕВОДИМЫЙ ЮМОР

[@Lily-ge4tm]

Could you please tag where this was I want to understand

[@nagito6401]

@@Lily-ge4tm here it is 0:55

[@gardenagnostic]

i think "I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF AND HAVE NOTHING TO WIPE WITH" is a pretty good translation for us english speaking folks

[@Vegas242]

"Right at the end of my freaking school life" I'm a senior in college and yeah that's the hecking mood. I was doing *fine* in my classes before quarantine, now my everything has taken a nosedive into crap-ville. I don't even know why I said that like that please I don't want to do school right now I want to cry in my bed and play animal crossing

[@mehrykarae]

Our Russian teacher says that every person who won't do every single homework that we had will get a 3 for this year 💀👍✌ And, like, this subject as important as Maths, sooo yeah

[@migaloo1752]

I'm sorry, can you tell me how your training is going? I live in the CIS countries and don't know much about your education system. On the Internet, many people praise it, but they also talk about our schools. And this is absolutely not true, so I am interested in hearing your opinion. [I am a Russian-speaking translator. So I apologize for the grammar]

[@fluffypuff766]

Senior in high school here, and don't worry man, I feel the same way Q-Q (calculus is gonna f**k me over)

[@Lily-ge4tm]

Mood

[@Lily-ge4tm]

@@fluffypuff766 and calc did screw me over senior year. I feel ya man, I feel ya.

[@_onlyrus3432]

That's so comforting to see that every student from every country is in the exact same mood. This one:

[@enyafeckenham5730]

ferry i hope u know i almost died watching this

[@Emperor-Quill]

I fucking love how this whole rant is shown to be made while you were on a zoom meeting and the little "I'm sorry" at the end with everyone's reactions is painfully hilarious and unfortunately relatable.

[@apothisiii5549]

God if this isn't spot on. Distance learning is frankly awful.

[@bamshablam5977]

Periodt.

[@Nick-wi3kd]

Ye I just didnt go.

[@KookieDanish]

Yeah I suffered a terrible mind blank during online classes. Luckily we can go to school now.

[@widewoody525]

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP

[@23naufalarif91]

@@KookieDanish well i still study at home

[@EcripSsssss]

Да узрят англоязычные величие русского деградансткого юмора. Да воцарится же мир и гармония, когда мы поймём, что разница в языках не существенна для понимания сего произведения, ибо в этом и есть смысл истинного искусства - передать чистую идею сквозь века и границы. Спасибо, Ферри.

[@evk-1350]

Вы знаете, какое оригинальное видео с этими аудио? Я стараюсь искать везде, хотя пытаюсь найти на русском и не могу. Я не говорю по-русски

[@grustitoska]

@@evk-1350 судя по описанию к видео могу сделать вывод что это и есть оригинальное аудио

[@slesh17_99]

@@evk-1350 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pYC3e2qIjbh7e7M Вот оригинал (наверно ) here is the original (probably)

[@KrakensLifee]

I don't speak Russian in the slightest but this is hilarious 😂

[@wolotow2402]

* aggressive bleep *

[@treeofgreen2430]

I don't need to read the subtitles to understand this man rage

[@ophiocordyceps_]

the solution is to just not do any of the schoolwork and delete everything

[@_rio_2965]

Delete yourself

[@glucky9046]

Holy shit. You have a super similar pfp to mine

[@kal9728]

@@glucky9046 omg. You do

[@kshanikpatil2115]

Couldn't agree more . I'm doing the same since the day my classes started 😂😂

[@annaferns1840]

*flashbacks to when I almost deleted my history exam*

[@graydunson]

every time I feel unmotivated to learn russian I come back to this video and feel the burning desire to understand it without subtitles

[@ВадимНечунаев-л2о]

How is it going?

[@жизнерадостныйрахит-щ2й]

I can feel a pure online school energy.

[@jstarstudios7110]

I performed this in English as a monologue for my drama class

[@ussyakaongus5715]

this video was sponsored by whatsapp.

[@killmeister2271]

europe: "lol im fine. there's plenty of toilet paper here though" also europe:

[@ToraPandoraPGS]

As a teacher, I want you to know that I appreciate it this very much and am 1000000% done with remote learning too.

[@gibisgoose2377]

А мне просто нравится это *"извините"* в концеXD

[@plushie3843]

ФЕРРИ ДОСТИГЛА ПИКА КОМЕДИИ ЛУЧШЕ УЖЕ НЕ БУДЕТ МОЖНО ОТКЛЮЧАТЬ ИНТЕРНЕТ

[@klari9170]

Не отключишь. Тогда не сможешь отвечать на пилип-пилип.

[@fedoriij9897]

@@klari9170 зато посрёт

[@n.typical3837]

Стопе, а Ферри не парень?

[@plushie3843]

@@n.typical3837 если честно, я не знаю, просто предположила.. прошу прощения если это не так

[@n.typical3837]

@@plushie3843 Ладно, ничего такого, я сам здесь год и всё ещё не уверен, хотя мне за это и стыдно. Когда-нибудь мы уверимся в этом)

[@Victorian_Orphan]

*_"Zoom Sharoom!"_* *_"Beeleap! Beeleap! Beeleap!... Beeleap!... BEELEAP!"_*

[@i_dont_knower]

Англоязычные подписчики: Почему он/она так сильно кричит? Русскоязычные подписчики: О МАЙ ГАРЕБЛ, ЭТО ПРОСТО ЖИЗА

[@benytgaming7302]

Yes I think

[@33screamingfrogs34]

trust me mate we understand why he's screaming. i wish i could scream too

[@moomosa2950]

I don’t know if this is a meme in Russia or if ferry actually just decided to yell nonsense and post it with English subtitles, so that we can be just as shocked as everyone else.

[@sophialyudova7647]

Read description , Ferry used WhatsApp audio messages (that people sent each other, it's kinda a meme now) for this

[@moomosa2950]

Nadezhda Smirnova why would i do that? That would make sense. I was sleep deprived when i made that comment. Actually i never went to sleep so it’s worse now

[@chaoseraphim]

YOU CAN F E E L THE DISTRESS THAT EMANATES FROM THIS VIDEO. I CANT STOP WATCHUNG IT IM DYING

[@rookshanapervin9734]

ikr man

[@kosakukawajiri3928]

The shift from finishing Message Lost to this was... shocking.

[@ototobi5299]

Вау, я не ожидала от Ferry видео такого формата

[@yumeno2904]

@TeQuiero а разве ferry не из Беларуси? У нас тут нет никакой дистанционки, мы просто ходим в школу :D. Хотя мб в универах каких и есть

[@mugikaoven1475]

@Anna Zonova может в универе у нас и студенты дистанционно. И по рассказам там такая же история.

[@Gangstalkedbythecia07]

This is what we should show future generations when they ask what life as a student in quarantine like

[@yuwica]

Это не то, чего мы ожидали, но это то, что мы заслужили

[@nightlightguide4278]

This distance learning makes me feel like I took school for granted and that’s saying a lot.

[@RetroNitro_TV]

I saw that title. _And i knew something was special about it_ *AND MY MEME-SENSE WAS RIGHT!*

[@PumpkinHead]

I have a simple solution. I haven't gone to a single lecture in three weeks. I refuse to even open Zoom.

[@mslightbulb]

RIP your attendance grades.

[@radilime]

If everyone were like you, they'd have to think up an actual option for remote learning.

[@kevacapnn]

Я готова разрыдаться и отправить это всем своим педагогам

[@митёкпирожок]

плач детё моё, плач.

[@BxnnyBride]

I NEVER KNEW HOW MUCH I NEEDED SMUG OLGA IN MY LIFE UNTIL NOW IM DYING

[@robotprincess1711]

there are a lot of things to say about this, but basically it is hilarious and relatable. more importantly does sanya have like. anime posters or what

[@patricianegreiros3064]

4 years later that this is still an ongoing meme in my friend group

[@fu1kki586]

Я даже не знаю, смеяться с этого потому сто смешно, или плакать потому что это жизненно

[@migaloo1752]

Смейся и плачь одновременно. Мы тут в дурке все такие)))

[@mirobelle9701]

И посрать не забудь, пока время свободное есть.

[@goustcop]

it was a bad idea to drink water before i watched this

[@funeralhardbass]

паром-чан, ты же понимаешь насколько это не бровь, а в глаз попало...

[@dredgenpyr_3829]

I can relate to this. My teacher: *makes something due on the 10th but you can only hand it in from 10pm - 12* me: does not hand it in due to me sleeping at that time* my teacher: *surprised cat image*

[@Evgeniy14228]

Гений современной мысли Отец русской демократии Пример для подражания! Инвалид очень красиво прочитал Коран

[@mirobelle9701]

Все плакали.

[@ZombieZed]

Друг-мусульманин?

[@alinagerea3190]

Me: finding this video at 3 in the morning. Immediately sends it to all my friends. Everyone is howling bliiip bliiip bliip. The pain is universal and it fuels us

[@Robin-234]

No matter who I send this to, they all feel the pain. It's universal. Also yes, everyone seems to really like saying bleep.

[@agnieszkasalach4395]

This is the kind of video that people should make fandom animatics to

[@mochiimango6145]

when my child asks me what the pandemic was like i’ll show them this video

[@tamikaa]

I dont think he's ok...

[@LoryLilyBomber]

The fact that this beautiful piece counts as a primary source, for those in the future, reminds me why I love history.

[@Mayday468]

Guess the curse of the zoom class isn't isolated during this outbreak

[@Dubicif]

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP хоспади, мало того что и сам мем, и его анимационная адаптация уморительные, так в купе с субтитрами, которые должны хоть как-то все это адаптировать с русского... Это так лулзно, я не могу перестать пересматривать это!

[@evk-1350]

вы знаете видео из оригинального аудио? Я пытался его найти, но так как не говорю по-русски, даже с помощью переводчика не смог.

[@Dubicif]

@@evk-1350 try to find video named "Я и мое терпение на дистанционке" on KZbin

[@littlemelon5628]

Ахахаха, это как раз то, что происходит в течении месяца... *грустно смотрит на неначатый курсач*

[@MaruPotat]

А у меня диплом, сука Т^Т

[@shiror103]

Смотрю на неначатый курсач прошлого семестра =D

[@ableno.9906]

This deserves to be in a museum exhibit for the 2020 quarantine.

[@кай-л1с]

сергей был бы отличным физруком. гто у него все сдавали бы не на стадионе, а на зоне.

[@angle99]

The fact that I understand Russian makes this video 100x funnier

[@zim-p]

This made me realize how my swearing has to sound for other ppl. I love-

[@tildecorrera7697]

....i hate how much this still holds up after a year :/

[@UlsterHound77]

"Two weeks to flatten the curve" 1.25 years later: *BELEEP BELEEP BELEEP BELEEP*

[@aisleen7012]

Never have I rewatched a video so many times.

[@howaboutno473]

please PLEASE make more of these. rant all you want. i need more

[@chrollo.6310]

I like how at the end he apologises like he did something wrong

[@DeathHalo00]

I think I've watched this 20 seperate times just because the part where he says "FUCKING ZOOM" ("ZHOOM SHAROOM" is what I hear) keep repeating in my head every couple of hours like an alarm clock

[@sophialyudova7647]

Zoom kheroom - Зум-херум

[@rooshi3701]

I actually first saw this reposted on Ifunny, now I'm super glad I found the source, since your mv's are honestly amazing

[@elenar9901]

This is the most significant piece of art to come out of the COVID crisis. I'm serious.

[@EvieStevie-Ahgase]

Me, a Russian, for the 1st 5 seconds of watching this: what langauge is he speaking in- oh wait

[@twistedsilence4990]

I legit wanna set my notification sound to the earrape "bleep" now

[@JellyfishVera]

I watch this everyday and today was the day I found out that if you look up “Russian guy screaming about Zoom” this video is the first result to show up!!

[@sorryiate8092]

I will always say "be-leep" instead of "bleep"

[@angrybee646]

Официально лучшее видео на этом канале Спасибо папаша за видео чб цвета 21 века 🤧💕

[@reieevee8336]

Its been 4 years and i still lose it over this video the same way i did the first time i watched it oh my GOD

[@aslothnamedfish]

I often find myself coming back to this because a guy screaming about something dumb that he takes seriously make me happy

[@mayakadan5629]

I'm crying and laughing so hard I don't think I've ever laughed and cried so hard in my life omg this is the funniest shit I've ever *witnessed* oh lord clicking this video is the best decision I've ever made

[@tiderender]

the accuratest voiceclaim

[@sukritisharan]

Now my mind will keep saying be-leep throughout the day

[@bebop1004]

This better be canon

[@leftsock666]

When this dreadful year finally ends, I will hold my yearbook and glance upon the pages. Amidst the quotes, one will be the link to this video, and it will be mine. A sweet ending to a bitter story.

[@fohhhthefoxxx]

Спасибо. Upd: Обожаю концовку и все мордашки в этом видео. И мордашки у Ферри в целом. Это очаровательно.

[@satosen8722]

Damn, new song is a b o p

[@TheErraticdream]

0:35 Quite possibly the most genuine cry for help I have ever heard in my life

[@nerfius156]

Even tho I don't understand Russian, it has a feint similarity to my language cuz, y'know, Slavic languages, and that "Pa srat' ne mogu" is the only thing I understood perfectly and it had me choking in laughter

[@zachgaines8349]

I’m showing this to my grandkids to help them understand 2020

[@thestudentofficial5483]

"i have 260 notifications on WA" You're like a little baby, watch me with 999+ on 3 different groups

[@wallyn7269]

Прекрасное изображение голосовых из WhatsApp'а, честно,, это слишком жизненно и больно:'D.

[@ShoesShoesington]

The change of everyone's faces in the end kills me

[@lilali9797]

i've never had my feelings represented so well, so perfectly before

[@lynne1462]

the best part is that he says sorry in the end

[@toranine09]

today "зум херум" got stuck in my head and i had such a burning need to find this video again

[@lazyartes]

господи бля я в целом люблю этого бомбящего чела в оригинале НО КАК ЖЕ Я ЛЮБЛЮ ЭТОТ ВИДОС ПРОСТО ПОТОМУ ЧТО ФЕРРИ ЕЙ-БОГУ

[@jagersoup5918]

Dude I had 2 classes of math and 1 biology this morning, after that i went to toilet and BLEEP you've got another class of math, starting NOW.

[@jobda1211]

At the beggining of online „learning” i have had math and biology at the same time, because why not ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@woooooooooooooooooooooooo]

I can feel this persons rage

[@bybyna211]

ВСМЕСЛЕ ДВА ГОДА НАЗАД,,,,

[@Rebbister0]

I don't even know russian but this is probably one of the funniest videos I have ever seen on KZbin

[@mossthemage9948]

This made me cry. I'm in highschool right now and 7 months later it's still the same. I have two gmail accounts. Sometimes I forget what day it is.

[@paly7296]

All I know about this video is -His classroom thing crashed -he getting notifications none stop -Hes done with quarantine - to much tabes on his pc -beep,Beep,BEEP -HES taking a shit