Twitter Community Notes are Vile

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Kwite

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today I looked at community notes on twitter that really just dunked on some people who were wrong about stuff. twitter community notes are probably the best feature twitter has going for it right now. community notes are stopping twitter from going off the deep end.
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@brandnewkutta
@brandnewkutta 3 ай бұрын
Imagine if community notes existed irl. Like if you make a mistake in a conversation 15 people come up to you and correct you
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@BoinguMcGoingu
@BoinguMcGoingu 3 ай бұрын
that’s called school
@cardboardking577
@cardboardking577 3 ай бұрын
Happened to me last week
@DapperSFM
@DapperSFM 3 ай бұрын
good news, this is a real thing
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
* feminists trying desperately to convince you that mansplaining is real * * and it's in your cat *
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 3 ай бұрын
Fun fact green skies are a thing, they indicate large quantities of dust and high humidity in the air. They almost always precede extreme thunderstorms and tornados Its a sickly olive green, like a 2 week old bruise, but still green
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
I actually didn't know that, but now I do. Thanks
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 3 ай бұрын
@Omniscient_AI ofc, I've lived my whole life in the tornado belt or on the seas and most of that time was outside in survival situations so it's something to look out for Likewise orange or red tinged skies mean fire (when it's not sunset, its more that the celestial bodies turn red than the sky itself) greyish skies means cold weather and deep azure means a dry few days, not a good time to plant things without additional watering. You can also check if you have an infection by looking at the sky if you are clever enough. When you look at the sky you can see little light blue spots dancing around, those are actually white blood cells in the veins in your eye, if you check it consistently you will be able to notice your white blood cell levels and if it changes you know to talk to a dr. Looking at the sky can actually tell you a lot of things if you know what to look for, you just need to know where to look for information
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
@@ConstantChaos1 That's very interesting, thank for telling!
@kovudiangelo7734
@kovudiangelo7734 3 ай бұрын
As someone who lives in a country with no natural disasters, this is very new to me, and I'm scared 😂
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 3 ай бұрын
@kovudiangelo7734 Hey, at least now you know what to watch out for and at least you live in a relatively safe place, so you likely won't need that info
3 ай бұрын
Elon Musk really got community noted. I never liked Twitter, and I still don’t, but this is a great feature
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@DoMorrMusic
@DoMorrMusic 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__they smell even more like a fart than normal?
@andreio_
@andreio_ 3 ай бұрын
Whatc​@@p-__
@Eventualmoss315
@Eventualmoss315 3 ай бұрын
Honestly community notes need to be added to other social media platforms
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
Reddit is worse You can't even shit post because you don't have enough karma Due to no one thinking that the Vine you posted was funny and they think YOU made it even though you specified that it was a Vine And it was popular on Vine
@Vavalry
@Vavalry 3 ай бұрын
Ngl fuck like half of all doordashers. Half of the ones I meet are the sweetest, kindest people who I always tip, and the other half are people who deliver my food to the wrong neighborhood somehow or EAT all my food and expect me to tip them. I had to order 5 guys THREE TIMES because the first guy never delivered and the second ate my burger. I got refunds back both times but like fr that shit hurts
@Wolfie54545
@Wolfie54545 3 ай бұрын
I don’t know why people even trust doordash with food.
@themushroommonarch
@themushroommonarch 3 ай бұрын
I hate doordashers as a fast food worker. Sometimes they're sweet. But I've also had them hitting windows to get my attention. Or being extremely rude when the order is not already ready when they get there. It's also a pain getting online orders when it's busy. It just makes everyone's order slower and most of the time they still have to come in and pick it up.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
50/50 Challenge IRL XD
@LairdeLampblack
@LairdeLampblack 3 ай бұрын
as a doordasher, i fully agree
@Quesoquantum
@Quesoquantum 3 ай бұрын
Used doordash for the first time. A single milkshake ended up costing 17 buck
@cdmilky
@cdmilky 3 ай бұрын
I never thought ratio-ing someone could get more violating
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
Spam
@headphonesandwhich
@headphonesandwhich 3 ай бұрын
@p-__ You’re not a bot, you don’t have to do this
@themaxterz0169
@themaxterz0169 3 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ prove it
@winkdink7914
@winkdink7914 3 ай бұрын
I think you missed the funniest part of the "The Community Notes will say this is fake" note, because in the note, they refuse to say "this is fake" and I think that was done out of spite
@MusiciansRule07
@MusiciansRule07 3 ай бұрын
Community Notes are one of the very few good things that Twitter/X has left. Most of the time, it's r/QuitYourBS in real time and I love it.
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
Reddit? REDDIT? YOU LIKE REDDIT? HOW DARE YOU ENDORSE THE PLATFORM THAT COULDNT EVEN PROTEST PROPERLY DUE TO THE RISK OF BEING BANNED
@RibbitRibbit191
@RibbitRibbit191 3 ай бұрын
​@@millo7295 I have seen 6 replies from you. You make a reply every 10 FUKING MINUTES. Get a DAMN LIFE
@tudodenovo544
@tudodenovo544 3 ай бұрын
@@millo7295bro i use reddit
@Oh_the_humanity
@Oh_the_humanity 3 ай бұрын
​@@millo7295 chill bro
@giantpinkcat
@giantpinkcat 3 ай бұрын
On that Alexander The Great post, what is it with people acting like everyone before the 2010s was in perfectly 1950s Hetero nuclear families and nothing else?
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@goldensloth7
@goldensloth7 3 ай бұрын
impossible@@p-__
@DeathDealer_1021
@DeathDealer_1021 3 ай бұрын
Because of imperialism. Before the British empire, being gay was not taboo. But thanks to imperialism, it was taught around the world that being gay was disgusting and unnatural. Then, even after countries gained their independence, they kept that homophobia because everyone believed it by then. And when you're trying to erase a group, the worst possible thing is evidence that that group still exists (hence why, under apartheid in South Africa, "Colored" people were encouraged to only have children with white people and why any evidence of whites and blacks mixing would immediately be met with... unfortunate consequences.) TL;DR pretending that gay people didn't exist is imperialism 101
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme 3 ай бұрын
​@@DeathDealer_1021it's more of religion. Even empires had gay people before the stupid religions were a focus
@Sarah12471
@Sarah12471 3 ай бұрын
​@@DeathDealer_1021 i mean, Alexender the great was an imperialist, ruled the great roman emire, so i feel the more likely answer is that some religious figure just thought it was cringe so lied and manipulated what the bible says
@nokonation40
@nokonation40 3 ай бұрын
The One Pice ilustration ratio has got to be the most raw Twitter can get
@TheManinBlack9054
@TheManinBlack9054 3 ай бұрын
Argumentum ad populum.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
No Hali could save that fellow! XD
@RJS2003
@RJS2003 3 ай бұрын
Virgin AI Bro: nUh-Uh! i BeT yOu CoUlDn'T dO iT bEtTeR! _(He doesn't know.)_ Chad One Piece Illustrator: I literally can and have.
@nokonation40
@nokonation40 3 ай бұрын
@@RJS2003 sucks that Kwite didn't mention that the artist actually replied
@RJS2003
@RJS2003 3 ай бұрын
​@@nokonation40 What did the artist say?
@lunaequinox7333
@lunaequinox7333 3 ай бұрын
8:37 For that one person in the back who’s curious, sea urchins do have mouths, they’re just on the underside where we can’t see them most of the time.
@connorvenegas
@connorvenegas 3 ай бұрын
Yup! The teeth-like structure of their mouth is called Aristotle's Lantern.
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 3 ай бұрын
Scary
@nyxcat3621
@nyxcat3621 3 ай бұрын
Yes, they were even disastrous at points in California because of the damage they did by eating kelp forests
@atingeofsalt_
@atingeofsalt_ 3 ай бұрын
What’s funny to me is that the “stone pickax” is actually an iron pickax, which CAN mine diamonds Edit: how in the world has this gotten 1k likes💀
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
YOU'RE SPAMMING VIOLATED THE GUIDELINES
@timestopgaming2674
@timestopgaming2674 3 ай бұрын
either its in shadow or that is, in fact, a stone pickaxe
@asackboyplush6508
@asackboyplush6508 3 ай бұрын
No, no it is not
@atingeofsalt_
@atingeofsalt_ 3 ай бұрын
@@Mag3.1415 I think my phone autocorrected but I will not be editing it bc otherwise it’s not as funny
@chickenchamp71
@chickenchamp71 3 ай бұрын
sea urchins have their mouth on the bottom, just like with sea stars. they're part of the same phylum, echinodermata.
@BirnieMac1
@BirnieMac1 3 ай бұрын
I still love how echinodermata translates roughly to spiky skin
@lucienzothesmallerone
@lucienzothesmallerone 3 ай бұрын
​@@BirnieMac1well, it's...pretty obvious, dare I say. You see a black spiky thing. You see spikes, they're on the skin. Boom, spike skin!😅
@enkercodm9506
@enkercodm9506 Ай бұрын
My depression worse than kwites depression Im not a bot i just wanted to troll for a sec
@calobbes
@calobbes 3 ай бұрын
2:37 I am very rarely patriotic, but as an Australian, it is my duty to say: Bro said "Kantas", aww hell nah. Its pronounced "Quantas", because Australia is dumb like that.
@dhi_holo
@dhi_holo 3 ай бұрын
It's because it was an acronym xD Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services, dumb name but hey, Queensland, Q, based
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
Where did the *U* go, mate?!
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
​@@dhi_holoOH
@jacobc9221
@jacobc9221 3 ай бұрын
...There's still a u after that q? it's just invisible?
@midnight4685
@midnight4685 3 ай бұрын
@@Ramsey276one Into the Queensland (QANTAS stands for what @dhi_holo said). And because Kantas sounds mildly dumb lmao.
@ToiletT0iletToilet
@ToiletT0iletToilet 3 ай бұрын
kwite, you've been in a coma for 10 years. none of this is real. it's all just a bad dream. you have to wake up kwite. you have a family. we miss you.
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@_Stinknot
@_Stinknot 3 ай бұрын
:3
@jgcoverkknot5701
@jgcoverkknot5701 3 ай бұрын
That's a lie we don't miss him
@arandompencilman
@arandompencilman 3 ай бұрын
​@@p-__lemme sniff so I can see if that's true
@Rydrake6
@Rydrake6 3 ай бұрын
Hey knock it off. If he wakes up then we can't keep consuming his brain juices.
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 3 ай бұрын
Hey! Take springtrap out of the jar! He deserves better than this!
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@b133d1ng_c4ts
@b133d1ng_c4ts 3 ай бұрын
WTF IS THIS
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 3 ай бұрын
@@b133d1ng_c4ts Its insanity, thats what it is!
@UPGAX
@UPGAX 3 ай бұрын
That's spring traps kink, don't shame bro
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik
@klaibefhuoaiuwehjklbdfsnxnik 3 ай бұрын
@@UPGAX Nah, I think hes being held hostage. #FREETHETRAP
@Azeriiall
@Azeriiall 3 ай бұрын
Kwite, idk if u know this (/s), but a green sky (with supercell storms, in all fairness), are signs that a tornado might form. u do not, in fact, want a green sky.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
OH 0_0
@waffie6785
@waffie6785 3 ай бұрын
I like community notes It's when nerds can look cool in a misinformation explosion.
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@andrewpinedo1883
@andrewpinedo1883 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__Why are you everywhere?
@philipkazanjian6259
@philipkazanjian6259 3 ай бұрын
@@andrewpinedo1883 i think its a bot lol
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
@@philipkazanjian6259 Either that or it's someone with no life whatsoever :/
@TheYeetedMeat
@TheYeetedMeat 3 ай бұрын
I thought this had the syllabic structure of a haiku. It didn't.
@quartzninja
@quartzninja 3 ай бұрын
I remember begging my parents to let my buy one of those oversized gummy bears that they sold at Family Video(when they were still a thing), and how they very much did not live up to the hype. Like, you would be surprised how much harder it is to eat one of those fuckers when compared to the normal ones.
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
O M G XD
@cynister7384
@cynister7384 3 ай бұрын
I don't think I would be surprised at all
@Beast_of_The_Blade
@Beast_of_The_Blade 3 ай бұрын
I think that a "baby catapult" is much funnier sounding than a "baby trebuchet".
@lokannt3072
@lokannt3072 3 ай бұрын
10:39 It's even worse because "Kazakhstan" is a country and the language is kazakh. It's like saying "America language"
@user-yg8kq6sd5h
@user-yg8kq6sd5h 3 ай бұрын
I didn't notice this because I was too expecting him to say the wrong language. I checked and it was in fact kazakh, but he was saying tongue twisters one after another if anyone's interested here's the name of the video (it's in russian): Ведущий новостей "Информбюро" говорит скороговорки на казахском
@CloneCommanderCrater1102
@CloneCommanderCrater1102 3 ай бұрын
I mean... that's pretty consistent with a number of languages, England and the English language for example.
@teathesilkwing7616
@teathesilkwing7616 2 ай бұрын
@@CloneCommanderCrater1102it would be like saying “England language”
@GachaliaNatalia_YT
@GachaliaNatalia_YT 3 ай бұрын
2:38 Readers added context they thought people might want to know It's pronounced "Kwan-Tis" not "Carn-Tass"
@professormutant3252
@professormutant3252 3 ай бұрын
yeah the tweet misspelled it, it's *meant* to have a U after the Q I am apparently wrong. thanks memory. and australia for making dumbass airline names lmfao
@GachaliaNatalia_YT
@GachaliaNatalia_YT 3 ай бұрын
@@professormutant3252 lol
@justanothercontentcreator4664
@justanothercontentcreator4664 2 ай бұрын
Quick trivia, it’s an acronym for the Queensland And Northern Territory Air Service. QANTAS.
@venatrix3483
@venatrix3483 2 ай бұрын
@@justanothercontentcreator4664 I was looking for this comment.
@JoeyThorburn
@JoeyThorburn Ай бұрын
Fr almost died when he read it as “cuntass”
@magictriangle6878
@magictriangle6878 3 ай бұрын
Have we all forgotten the I am a gummy bear song? That was a cultural phenomena
@DefinitelyNotAnAi
@DefinitelyNotAnAi 3 ай бұрын
At 8:04 when you said that it chucks babies long distances I'd just like to let you know that it actually doesn't because catapults aren't that great and it probably only throws them like ten feet. If it was a baby trebuchet those babies would go flying
@Groaker
@Groaker 3 ай бұрын
2:40 Because it's an acronym! It stands for Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services.
@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap
@UnlimitedRadioButNoSoap 3 ай бұрын
10:30 bruh i saw a yt short where the comments were mad that 15 year olds won't enlist anymore. they also managed to sprinkle in some transphobia.
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
Something is wrong with people
@racer927
@racer927 2 ай бұрын
No doubt they were ableist too.
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 2 ай бұрын
@racer927 Likely, it's KZbin shorts. Half of the people there have the brain capacity of a paralyzed fly
@SarahAbramova
@SarahAbramova 3 ай бұрын
As my teacher once said. "That's not math, that's maff."
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@edizlikese3132
@edizlikese3132 3 ай бұрын
That's not math, that's meth
@Thebepislover
@Thebepislover 3 ай бұрын
Breaking Bad Moment
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
@@Thebepislover "Jethe, we need to cookth"
@governm3nt697
@governm3nt697 3 ай бұрын
My old history teacher in high school taught us that Alexander the Great was the "greatest swinger of all time. "
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
He was the best sword fighter too
@professorpengu502
@professorpengu502 3 ай бұрын
There is alot of debate over alexander but it is indeed widely accepted that he had several male lovers
@Rat-King27
@Rat-King27 3 ай бұрын
Ye that netflix series was terrible but not for the Alexander being bi stuff, the Persian outfits and weapons were from hundreds of years after the events of the show which bugs the shit outta me, but it was full of inaccuracies. Never trust netflix to make anything historical.
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@millo7295
@millo7295 3 ай бұрын
Seeing as I can't meet Alexanders' supposed male lovers or Alexander himself: I will not believe it I will not believe ANY detail about people's lives in history because I can't talk to the person and get informed by said person about their personal life So why should I believe someone who dug up his bones?
@professorpengu502
@professorpengu502 3 ай бұрын
@@millo7295 so you can only learn things about history if the person in question tells you about it?
@DG_Toti
@DG_Toti 3 ай бұрын
@@millo7295ok, what about things he wrote like letters and stuff?
@ashgoat4792
@ashgoat4792 3 ай бұрын
i’m so fucking glad ur back kwite i feel like i cant remember anything between when you left and came back… ur vids are literally time markers for my sedentary ass 😭
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@hemsaks1695
@hemsaks1695 2 ай бұрын
This again? 🧐​@@p-__
@jax.swag.man.
@jax.swag.man. 3 ай бұрын
kwite always makes the goop coming out of me more bearable (im sick rn)
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
g-g-goop??
@nechdaught3412
@nechdaught3412 3 ай бұрын
@@Omniscient_AIpresumably phlegm
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee 3 ай бұрын
🤒 Get well soon!
@jax.swag.man.
@jax.swag.man. 3 ай бұрын
​@@Omniscient_AI not that type, my stomach just can't handle soup and it's the yucky tummy goop :(
@genericname2747
@genericname2747 3 ай бұрын
Good luck
@theblabarmy
@theblabarmy 3 ай бұрын
i love twitter, everytime i use it i feel like elon musk is inside of me
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@Stradessweatymustyfl3shlight
@Stradessweatymustyfl3shlight 3 ай бұрын
So real
@VOgaming51official
@VOgaming51official 3 ай бұрын
god...
@space6133
@space6133 3 ай бұрын
What
@cardboardking577
@cardboardking577 3 ай бұрын
5:06 8 year old me finding the priest inside the church, alone
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@tractorthatapprovesvideos
@tractorthatapprovesvideos 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__what is the point of this bot comment, no ones subscribing to your channel if thats what you want people to do, its just weird
@Al___
@Al___ 3 ай бұрын
@@tractorthatapprovesvideosdon't respond to them,they get enjoyment from ppl getting mad at them.
@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242
@rjthehalfbloodedeldrich2242 3 ай бұрын
The Kazakhstan one would've still been community noted cause the videos actually of the guy doing nursery rhyme tongue twisters (like "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"), apparently news anchors do this to practice not messing up during the broadcast
@yagomizuma2275
@yagomizuma2275 3 ай бұрын
6:00 aurora borealis At this time of the year At this time of the month Localized entirely within new York
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
... Yes
@nechdaught3412
@nechdaught3412 3 ай бұрын
Is this the first Time That you’ve ever seen Aurora Borealis _Crush_ mankind?
@yagomizuma2275
@yagomizuma2275 3 ай бұрын
@@Omniscient_AI may i see it?
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
@@yagomizuma2275 no
@Pixelman0
@Pixelman0 3 ай бұрын
​@@Omniscient_AISEYMOUR, THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
@jilliancrawford7577
@jilliancrawford7577 3 ай бұрын
10:38 Plus, this clip is also of the broadcaster doing a tonguetwister warm-up if I remember right. A tonguetwister in any language is going to sound extra confusing to those who don't speak the language.
@AmazingAutist
@AmazingAutist 3 ай бұрын
Gummy bears are the most popular culturally but gummy worms are better
@giantpinkcat
@giantpinkcat 3 ай бұрын
Objectively Correct
@itmightbevid
@itmightbevid 3 ай бұрын
10:09 Gummy bears are more popular as a whole but gummy worms are infinitely better in comparison.
@hexdiqoreprime7974
@hexdiqoreprime7974 3 ай бұрын
I once had gummy legos.
@itmightbevid
@itmightbevid 3 ай бұрын
@@hexdiqoreprime7974 ive seen gummy kraft mac and cheese at walmart theyre really making anything gummy nowadays
@ArDeeMee
@ArDeeMee 3 ай бұрын
All the edginess of eating worms, but none of the gooey reality of eating worms. 👍
@1634smith
@1634smith 10 күн бұрын
I agree gummy bears feel more “regular flavour” type food
@1634smith
@1634smith 10 күн бұрын
I agree gummy bears feel more “regular flavour” type food
@RAHelllord
@RAHelllord 3 ай бұрын
The reason the difference between a baby catapult and a baby trebuchet is so important is because the trebuchet has about triple the launching power. As such that's clearly false advertising because a prospective buyer might not be able to launch the baby as far as they would expect.
@TheIcecreamcon2
@TheIcecreamcon2 3 ай бұрын
10:14 a more accurate thing would be saying larping groups dont get delayed cause of bad weather, i played a game in heavy rain wind and a thunderstorm when most players are wearing metal
@GhostCryProductions
@GhostCryProductions 3 ай бұрын
Kwite complaining about getting orange “strings” stuck between his teeth. I didn’t even know that was a thing ie I never had this happen to me and never met anyone who has. Kwite is living the solo experience.
@Vexxel256
@Vexxel256 3 ай бұрын
Maybe you know someone who had this happen to them and you just never bothered asking
@JamieElli
@JamieElli 2 ай бұрын
I've only really had that happen when drinking orange juice. How do people enjoy it with the pulp?
@jollythewolf4998
@jollythewolf4998 3 ай бұрын
Kwite saying no one cares about the difference between a trebuchet and a catapult with this audience is wild
@CometAurora
@CometAurora 3 ай бұрын
as an australian your pronunciation of Qantas physically hurt me
@MetrixYTG
@MetrixYTG 3 ай бұрын
Bro aint no way anyone likes gummy bears more than gummy worms
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 3 ай бұрын
What about sour ones?
@MetrixYTG
@MetrixYTG 3 ай бұрын
true, but sour gummy worms are better@@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS
@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS 3 ай бұрын
@@MetrixYTG true
@KapuaLapis
@KapuaLapis 2 ай бұрын
What
@ultimatecultchaos
@ultimatecultchaos 3 ай бұрын
9:00 ERROR SPOTTED
@MzMidnight
@MzMidnight 3 ай бұрын
As a delivery driver myself, thank you. It's good people like you, that keep me going.
@Jenna_Talia
@Jenna_Talia 3 ай бұрын
I love the facebookification of Twitter where people can just upload a picture of an obvious cgi watermelon elephant and go "Scientists invented this elephant!!! 🤯🤯🤯" and the replies are all "So pretty take my kid see it 😃🤣😂☺🤗" and it's genuinely a 50/50 on if you're talking to an old person or a robot.
@USERsubject0
@USERsubject0 3 ай бұрын
5:40 This note reminds me of that guy who tried to look up if spiders had spider sense like Spiderman and Google told him something like, "Spiders have a unique danger detecting mechanism called eyes"
@pon_ponyo
@pon_ponyo 3 ай бұрын
you can’t escape me kwite
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@theodorethewyvern2640
@theodorethewyvern2640 3 ай бұрын
9:58 Gummy worms are more satisfying to TEAR in HALF with my TEETH
@thatweirdgay-69420
@thatweirdgay-69420 3 ай бұрын
i wholeheartedly agree
@cannedbread-ri8fx
@cannedbread-ri8fx 2 ай бұрын
​@@thatweirdgay-69420 same
@omegadragons321
@omegadragons321 20 күн бұрын
i agree. do you start with the head or the limbs
@calci2679
@calci2679 3 ай бұрын
@6:00 green skies exist! They happen during some severe thunderstorms :)
@salmonellaII
@salmonellaII 3 ай бұрын
kwite never fails to fill us up with his warm sticky content
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@salmonellaII
@salmonellaII 3 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ my bot comments are better than yours
@Stradessweatymustyfl3shlight
@Stradessweatymustyfl3shlight 3 ай бұрын
​@@p-__ proof🤤
@baeljr666
@baeljr666 3 ай бұрын
PHRASING!!!!!!!
@wolfiegames1572
@wolfiegames1572 3 ай бұрын
@@baeljr666 no
@ChrissieBear
@ChrissieBear 3 ай бұрын
A trebuchet is a type of catapult, but that is not a trebuchet.
@Low_Intelligence
@Low_Intelligence 3 ай бұрын
Gummy bears are best when not sour But gummy WORMS are way better as a sour gummy, sour gummy bears cannot compete. So it really depends on if you wanna sour gummy or nah
@P0ssum._m4n
@P0ssum._m4n 3 ай бұрын
Kwite days are the best days of the week 🙏
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@MusicMetalHead
@MusicMetalHead 3 ай бұрын
If you drank all of the Gamer Supps you have in the background at once you could jump directly to the moon.
@aidenpike2480
@aidenpike2480 3 ай бұрын
7:16 Im alright with door dash until some tool decides to try and cheat the very job they work in and end up eating my order
@sorru4you
@sorru4you 3 ай бұрын
YO KWITE POSTED‼️
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@sorru4you
@sorru4you 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__ cap
@justaghostinthesea
@justaghostinthesea 3 ай бұрын
I'm liking the new hoodie + mask combo. White and dark green? Yessir!
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@Bleats_Sinodai
@Bleats_Sinodai 23 күн бұрын
I love whenever you cut something cus KZbin might get mad, but keep the shittalk before/after it. makes insanity feel more welcoming.
@thefoxsaysno9951
@thefoxsaysno9951 3 ай бұрын
Community notes apparently at least slash your income on Twitter so you can't really engagement farm if you keep getting fucked by them. Unless he just wants attention.
@bedrocksmasher6v964
@bedrocksmasher6v964 3 ай бұрын
9:00 i thought you were flashing the context in our faces, only to go back and find out it was just an editing mistake 😂
@ScaredyCatCrochet
@ScaredyCatCrochet 3 ай бұрын
*nuts cutely*
@Texasmanmason2763
@Texasmanmason2763 3 ай бұрын
Agreeable
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@squidpile
@squidpile 3 ай бұрын
*nuts grotesquely*
@apolloniakageaki1711
@apolloniakageaki1711 3 ай бұрын
What a comment. And I mean that with all appreciation
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
@@squidpile ew
@ShelbyLikesStuff
@ShelbyLikesStuff 3 ай бұрын
0:09 why was “This is not 90°.” my first reaction, I feel called out, at least call me out on the fact I play Genshin Impact and enjoy it not THIS
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@ShelbyLikesStuff
@ShelbyLikesStuff 3 ай бұрын
@@p-__tf you want me to do?
@Orangnus
@Orangnus 3 ай бұрын
​@@ShelbyLikesStuff It's a bot
@ShelbyLikesStuff
@ShelbyLikesStuff 3 ай бұрын
@@Orangnus I’m not an idiot
@Orangnus
@Orangnus 3 ай бұрын
@@ShelbyLikesStuff Why respond to it then?
@pile_of_trash
@pile_of_trash 3 ай бұрын
The best gummies are those vitamin gummies. Somehow they made something you can only consume 2 of them once a day that tastes almost perfect.
@thatweirdgay-69420
@thatweirdgay-69420 3 ай бұрын
i ruined them for myself once by eating too many and throwing up now i hate them
@rip_katakuri-pt1eg
@rip_katakuri-pt1eg 3 ай бұрын
To all those who might not know, Dragon ball creator Akira Toriyama passed away on March 1st. He made many peoples childhoods and many are devastated at his loss. Dragon ball will be continued. He passed away do to blood clotting in his brain, We miss you Akira and hope you are happy in the afterlife. "Villain's are remembered, Heroes are forgotten, But legends? Legends never die." We love you Akira,
@BadContentCreator193
@BadContentCreator193 3 ай бұрын
5:34 My guy has never seen a sunset before 💀
@Banananyaners
@Banananyaners 3 ай бұрын
8:48 hate to seem like a smart ass but yes they do have a means of ingesting. Urchins have something called Aristotles lantern and super tiny teeth surrounding that in which they use as a main component of their digestive tract. Their ass is actually on top, so facing upwards from how we usually see them lol. the vids I had to watch in highschool science for that kinda scarred me ngl
@beholdotherrealityastray6799
@beholdotherrealityastray6799 3 ай бұрын
the one piece animator one, was one of the best plot twist I have ever seen, ai bro never knew what hit him
@skullhunter9962
@skullhunter9962 3 ай бұрын
2:10. I remember waking up and seeing this. The guy got dunked on harder by the illustrator with a quote rt than the community note. I dunno why he deleted it, it was the funniest shit for a hot minute.
@yummigummi21
@yummigummi21 2 ай бұрын
The way the computer reflects in his eyes. It gives him pupils…
@nicholsonastrid
@nicholsonastrid 3 ай бұрын
the public transit rant at the end was incredibly real
@Appplegod
@Appplegod 3 ай бұрын
I hated my own comment but liked it for the gits and shiggles
@StarBakedBread
@StarBakedBread 3 ай бұрын
Hey Kwite! Fun Fact! Qantas is an Australian airline, and despite the fact there's no U after the Q, it's still pronounced as such, like KW-ON-TISS
@kashiichan
@kashiichan 3 ай бұрын
*KW-AHN-TISS
@cardinalhamneggs5253
@cardinalhamneggs5253 3 ай бұрын
I’m fairly certain the main difference between a catapult and a trebuchet is that a trebuchet has a sling, but I could be wrong. After all, even the Flywheel Trebuchet I’ve seen on KZbin has a counterweight opposite the arm to balance the weight and keep the flywheel’s center of weight on the focus of the circle.
@Coliflower185
@Coliflower185 3 ай бұрын
2:38 I expect a formal apology for that BUTCHERING of Qantas
@theprancingprussian
@theprancingprussian 3 ай бұрын
5:00 they could have complained that they made him an aryan, blonde hair blue eyes They could have given the actor more time to grow his hsur, used temporary brown hair dye and possibly pupil dye Also for fellow autists a trebuchet uses a weight on the end of a short lever to make the long end move faster which launches stuff A catapult / mangonel uses elastic tension to launch stuff like spring steel or twisted rope
@DMZZ_DZDM
@DMZZ_DZDM 3 ай бұрын
2:15 actually, the ONLY person worse is Echiro Oda himself
@raxcentalruthenta1456
@raxcentalruthenta1456 3 ай бұрын
I love how the reflection in your glasses look like pupils. Makes you look very cartoonish and animated.
@MochizukiRyouji
@MochizukiRyouji 2 ай бұрын
2:36 That’s because it actually kinda is. “QANTAS” is an acronym for “Queensland and Northern Territory Aerial Services”. Which are two States/Territories in Australia. Which explains why there is no “U” because it’s not in the etymology. It’s also pronounced “Kwaan-tuhs”, which is the same way you’d pronounce it if there actually was a “U”
@purple-47
@purple-47 3 ай бұрын
5:52 not a bad idea, most people on twitter are already insane so a few aliens asking generic questions won't seem to weird
@sunscraperspire
@sunscraperspire 3 ай бұрын
It’s a good day when Kwite uploads
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@CanisMythson
@CanisMythson 3 ай бұрын
I generally appreciate my DoorDash drivers... Except in those rare instances they deliver to the wrong house, or give me someone else's order.
@necrocomicon8
@necrocomicon8 3 ай бұрын
1:39 **clears throat, leans into mic** Elon Musk
@Champeonic
@Champeonic 3 ай бұрын
Worm: 👍 Bear: 👎 (For most iconic gummy shape)
@er4110
@er4110 3 ай бұрын
On gummy candy, depends. If it is in trail mix probably gummy bears, if it is by itself then gummy worms.
@G-Cole-01
@G-Cole-01 3 ай бұрын
4:14 considering her career choice I am extremely surprised that she managed to goof up human biology so bad she described something that'd require like 8 different violations of the Pauli exclusion principle to happen
@tatystextingstory1269
@tatystextingstory1269 3 ай бұрын
Yooooo kwite post
@p-__
@p-__ 3 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Kwite’s farts 💨
@ZomgLolPants
@ZomgLolPants 3 ай бұрын
i have access to community notes and you'd be surprised how many times people use it to try and explain jokes
@ellaronci2703
@ellaronci2703 3 ай бұрын
ive been waiting for this THANK YOU
@andrewpinedo1883
@andrewpinedo1883 3 ай бұрын
2:38 Guess who's not an aviation enthusiast.
@Spookyguy223
@Spookyguy223 3 ай бұрын
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
@Theguywhowasthere
@Theguywhowasthere 3 ай бұрын
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
@Spookyguy223
@Spookyguy223 3 ай бұрын
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
@Omniscient_AI
@Omniscient_AI 3 ай бұрын
Good video big green hoodie man!!!!
@HelmsmanButterscotch_OwO
@HelmsmanButterscotch_OwO 3 сағат бұрын
Gummy bears represent the gummy genre by a landslide, mainly because of that freakyass green gummy bear with the cake, and how many had to see it. Any gummy worms shakin it back then? Didn't think so.
@Liggliluff
@Liggliluff 3 ай бұрын
I've had more gummy worms than gummy bears
@FlurpleOfficial
@FlurpleOfficial 3 ай бұрын
I love when the notes get abused ngl
@sagedamage109
@sagedamage109 3 ай бұрын
Gummy worms solo
@fatloser-ln5ny
@fatloser-ln5ny 2 ай бұрын
i like how you can see the computer in the reflection of his glasses, makes this game feel so realistic
@Mr_Bruh656
@Mr_Bruh656 14 күн бұрын
The species of gummys are bears, works and *K I D S*
@Wolfie54545
@Wolfie54545 3 ай бұрын
Um actually kids unite
@Ramsey276one
@Ramsey276one 3 ай бұрын
2:00 SELF DELUSION 100
@harjotbal3187
@harjotbal3187 3 ай бұрын
Historic vids has to be one of the worst accounts on all of twitter.
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