QUITTING MACHINIMA STORIES w/ SeaNanners, Terroriser, CaptainSparklez, Gassy (Supermarket Together)

[@DevonPalmer98]

I truly believe one of them will be the put the machinima logo on their graves, money is on sark tbh

[@kickstand2407]

Sark's spirit will forever haunt the former headquarters of Machinima after his death. People will see glimpses of a tall bald man blair witching in the corner out of the corner of their eye

[@Noxedwin]

There will be a gravestone to Sark, and it'll have the Machinima logo effaced on it. But if anyone tries to exhume the corpse, there'll just be a single Skittle in the coffin. And the livestreams will pick up again, staffed by Sark who will look just like he always has, but is now _so damn certain_ that he *actually* was dead and *actually* was in Hell and *actually* gave Lucifer a BJ while dead Viet Cong soldiers watched and fluffed him. And you wouldn't be able to know if he's telling the truth or fucking with you, if not for the vivid imagery when he wistfully retells the story each time.

[@Quiparounddreams1999]

​@@kickstand2407 SO TRUE. XD

[@kickstand2407]

Is it me does Seananners sound more tamer after he became a dad and semi-retired from KZbin?

[@slikwolf]

same thing happened to pewdiepie

[@HunterSentinel]

For sure! He used to be a shit lord… now, he’s never been one to curse a bunch or say some really off the cuff things, but he’s always known how to zero in on how to annoy people or act completely insane…. But he’s dialed that WAAAAAY back as of lately.

[@peterfletcher3709]

He also became a carpenter and prpclaimed himself something akin to Jesus

[@rogerreger9631]

He also became a really good wine maker, I heard all he needs is a bottle of water or a lake and everything is set to party.

[@rocky258258]

Good for them!

[@BigECarryTheG]

They all quit in perpetuity.

[@anthonyrausch5708]

4:21 - STRIKE!!!! 😂😂😂

[@HunterSentinel]

3:44 I would love if they all went on strike😂😂😂

[@slikwolf]

at 10:26 sark gets 2 achievements by mostly doing nothing the entire day

[@validinvention4578]

Funny thing is there is a pron shop simulator lol

[@dominicwaghorn6459]

Quoting Isaac Asimov lol

[@capnkillbot]

Psychohistory could never account for bootleg Mr. Sark Supermarket Simulator videos

[@Gabber_TiiKaay]

Early Gang 🤌🏻🫡🙃

[@MidnightLightMusic]

Brian further confirming my suspicions that the German voice is his only joke

[@00Discourse00]

But what a joke it is. Real-talk though, he doesn't care about being offensive and his banter game is pretty on-point. He's long overcome the crutch of which he is oft-accused, to put it that way.

[@MidnightLightMusic]

​​@@00Discourse00if you genuinely think his brand of "edgy humor" is getting better, I don't think you and I are gonna agree on much of anything. Nogla's jokes, for example, seem fairly natural and just part of his personality. Brian lately has, at least what I've seen, resorted solely to doing that damn accent like a tryhard. I like the guy but he needs new stuff.