Mr. Garrison Becomes A Lesbian... | South Park ( Season 11 , Episode 6 )

[@ChrisG667]

When it comes to Garrison, Chef said it best: “Children, there’s a big difference between gay people and Mr. Garrison.”

[@treyowen9213]

Exactly! Mr. Garrison is just FUBAR. And yet it was never his family’s fault. Like he was programmed at birth to have is head screwed on backwards.

[@Storm17ify]

I just realized that Lesbos is an actual place, an island in Greece. Which makes the 300 reference even more funny. 😂

[@mmxxiii9503]

Yeah, the concept diverted a lot since then

[@Militia_Captain]

Les Bos is in Assassin's Creed Odyssey also.

[@GasstationnSushi]

The essay "ese" and the scissor part had me crying when I first watched it 😂

[@MOnN-ym9wl]

Fr😂😂

[@Abelstan999]

Fr

[@zillydino]

Well, my ese lives in Miami

[@tommybutler731]

"WHAT ARE WE WATCHING?!" A typical week of Garrison's life.

[@ProjectRevoltNow]

In case you weren't sure the movie this is parodying is called "300" and it's about the Spartans vs the Persian army. Garrison was like their King Leonidas and the tall Persian is like Xerxes

[@LiveForFuntasy]

11:24 Kyle pronouncing fish as "feesh" always gets me. I love the subtle jokes.

[@TheEyez187]

Yes! :D A Seezoring joke wouldn't have gone amiss either! >XD

[@Hexcaliblur83]

"Scissor me timbers!" took me out for real 😂😂😂

[@zambonibob2026]

“You have to be careful with scissors” Butters always kills me 😂🤣

[@MisterPuck]

I love everyone hiring the Mexican’s to work for them, even the school. 😂 Also when they write their “essays” lmao 😂

[@dwaynedoody7576]

You got it quizzy. "This is les bos" was a reference of "this is Sparta" from the movie (300).

[@NoName-cz3wn]

Quizzy, I fwy, watch every new SP video, but my guy, you just said: "One of these days, those Mexicans are gonna have their own country" 😂😂

[@TyrantsRuin]

I remember in high school, "scissor me timbers" was the latest phrase everyone liked to say and made everyone laugh.

[@marquisepixley684]

This is a reference from the movie 300

[@ezekielhernand9127]

Quizzy Face lol We All Know He is having FlashBack from his Crazy Exs😅😂😂

[@BobbyP5985]

His exes kicked his balls so much he can barely walk to this day and must ice his testicles twice a day.

[@abucket14]

you may laugh Quizzy, but their summary of The old man and the fish is 100% spot on.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

3:08 I just realised, Cartman’s using the past tense form _pasó_ instead of _pasa,_ so he’s asking them “What *was* up?”

[@Artimais113]

I love your South Park vids. You always find the silver lining or see the good in someone in the show just for Trey and Matt to destroy everything you just said...and then your face is always priceless 😂

[@TheEyez187]

16:00 - You say, what are we watching!?! Imagine what the animators must have thought!!! So you want us to ma.... wait, what!?!? ... and you want us to animate Mr.s Garrison saying "Scissor me Xerxes!?!? >XD"

[@malayshamorgan3918]

Mr garrison has truly been through the lgbt acronym. First he’s straight(closet gay), than he’s gay, than he’s trans and straight, than he’s trans and gay, now hes detransitioned and still gay. Chef was right, There’s a difference between gay people and Mr garrison

[@psykomantis65-qh8dm]

As a gay man, yes, Chef was right. My husband and I avoid the "community" because there is a real Mr. Garrison problem.

[@Matt_the_rebellion]

@@psykomantis65-qh8dmare there other same sex couples who avoid the lgbt community? I’ve noticed that many people in the lbgt community have become Mr garrisons

[@seansoloff7499]

This was a complete reference to 300

[@crf122]

The amount of sex scenes with Mrs. Garrison has me scarred😂

[@SIartibartf4st]

Scissor me timbers - funny af....

[@Girouxsalem87]

"I feel like this is 'THIS IS SPARTA!'".........exactly right. This is referencing the movie 300.

[@Longshanks1690]

3:50 “One of those days, (Mexicans) are gonna have their own damn country.” …How are we going to tell him? 😅

[@sktacticai6707]

How did quizzy not catch butters scissor line 😂

[@CYBER_5KU11]

I am waiting for him to get to the episode where Kyle gets surgery for basketball and Mr. Garison becomes a Mr. again, I can already see the title "KYLE IS BLACK"

[@stevenstamper7904]

Chef's words still ring true. There's gay, then there's Mr.garrison

[@Crester_Green411]

“One day the Mexicans will have their own country” -Quizzy

[@SUCCESSISNOTRANDOM]

This episode was a reference about the movie 300 about the 300 Spartans who fought the Persians to the death.

[@Z-209]

🤣🤣 Goddawg Quizzy you took me out with this one foo. The most I've ever cracked up at one of your videos. You hella funny man, content keeps getting better. Keep em coming fr

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

19:50 The… accent has nothing to do with letters being silent, though.

[@dorkmork7349]

Basically the episode is a spoof of 300

[@NefariousDreary]

"I know they're not hiring Mexicans to play Persians!" Bro, that statement is more real than I thought.

[@ronaldjenks3474]

The Mexicans do have their own country Quizzy.... Over in Mexico

[@thereflex101]

WHAT?! Since when?!

[@Justin-pe9cl]

@@thereflex101since 1821

[@RosetheneMegela]

the movie your thinking of is 300. 300 spartans against 100,000 persians

[@frequensea9434]

I’m actually surprised you haven’t seen this! I remember being a teenager when this came out and it’s so hard to get the scene out of your head once you’ve seen it! SCISSOR ME TIMBERS! 🤣

[@toxicbrain5377]

5:36 she was supposed to say “Allison always goes for the butch ones” I’m guessing it was censored or something

[@crazboy21]

Blue carpets light statues and gold rods ...that don't sound too bad

[@osisikenny]

Bro,it’s the movie 300! You had all the references except the movie name…😂

[@920215Gurra]

South park really makes great and crazy parodies on movies

[@TriforceWolf93]

That "PSSSYYYYYCHE" Tyler the Creator edit, unexpected and perfect

[@TechWizard28]

"He transformed back" 💀

[@Tsee_Dotlizh]

Someone should make a compilation of every time Quizzy says "DAMN"

[@tspryaviation]

Mr. Garrison is a freak alright, theres no doubt bout it

[@methuselahh_]

this episode is based on the movie 300, which is based on the real world battle of thermopylae pass between the ancient greeks and persians

[@jameshutchinson758]

You’re right it from the movie 300 “this is sparta”

[@Tom_TheDutchguy]

All the slow-motion stuff, the fact that they're Persians, and the design of the club owner are all based on stuff from the movie 300

[@Longshanks1690]

22:25 “Everything doesn’t need a slow motion montage” *Zack Snyder disliked this* (And yes, this episode is a parody of Synder’s film 300, which was based on the Frank Millar comic of the same name which was based on the historical battle of Thermopylae. What it lacked in historical accuracy, it made up for with spectacular and iconic set pieces - “This is SPARTA” being the most infamous of them. 😂 Also of note is the name of the bar in this episode, it’s actually named after the Greek island of Lesbos, from which we get the modern word lesbian because of its ancient poet Sappho, from whom we also get the word sapphic, due to the nature and style of her poetry extolling and praising women. It’s unclear whether she was herself a lesbian but certainly hee poetry was an inspiration for those who surely were.)

[@karlajaeger2082]

In greece the ideal form was male. It was considered weird for a man to love women to the degree Sapphos did. So yeah, she was at least bisexual.

[@mmxxiii9503]

21:40 I felt that, I can see the tears from here

[@LMan86]

Garrison is so f***n wild 🤣

[@ryankneer3007]

You got me laughing so hard on this one. Love watching your videos.

[@davidthedeaf]

Quizzy, he is a cartoon. Therefore, it’s not logical, not realistic, and odd. The point of this guy is he is supposed to be a role model and be safe and nurturing to children as a teacher, but is dangerous to kids, a pervert, corrupt, someone you should keep kids far from and be in prison. That is why they make him Donald Rump. 😂

[@EpicFableBean]

15:47 LOL you hardly censored it lol

[@johnennis7716]

it is a parody of 300 so yes, "This is Sparta"

[@TheOnlyPersona]

11:48 every time quiz. Every. Single. Time. Without fail 😭

[@MuaythaiPGM]

12:20😂

[@rareponyfan8000]

I was litterly just thinking about this episode earlier today and how I wanted Quizzy to react to it. 😂

[@OniFaced]

All the references are from the movie 300

[@almasbaibolov1446]

15:18 Even among lesbians Harrison is over-the-top for most of them. Somehow this did not surprised me.

[@mikekinlaw4461]

Mexicans already have their own country…Mexico 😂

[@rndmpinkiepie64]

11:46 then 12:18 *YOU! PAUSE! EVERY! F--KING! TIME!* 🤣🤣🤣

[@Gugraak-kgr1]

Mr garrison is wild

[@ahmetsert7753]

*Mrs.

[@treyowen9213]

I love it when South Park references and parodies some movies.

[@hazeboy8981]

9:15 😂🤣

[@dseago98]

I learned more Spanish working with Puerto Ricans than I ever did in school.

[@matthewfarley8340]

Also, the old man in the sea is like 110 pages. They actually describe the book well lol

[@Veteransmoker]

The Mexicans were so saddened by the book's ending. The greatest tragedy was the old man worked so hard and didn't get paid.😢 Side note: The woman who silently spoke is likely a mistake in audio. Her line was, "Allison always goes for the butch ones."

[@marazul2114]

This is based on the movie 300, maybe that's why you find it familiar

[@Tiresias55]

I love the jokes with the Mexicans, I love that South Park thought of Hiring essais to write your essays! Lol. Wish I coulda done that in high school

[@johnjohnnston3498]

This was such a good episode, "Scissor me timbers" and the Mexicans writing their essays are top notch.

[@AngryArmyMechanic]

Its about the movie 300

[@trentonmcadams2323]

I just want to know that this right here is a good representation of what current teacher-student relationships are like. your personal life is not those kids business and it's unprofessional to go into the classroom like that

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Aged well didn’t it?

[@ianblake815]

They must have gone with the 300 theme because Lesbos is an island in Greece 😂

[@nicholasalexander434]

MRS. Garrison, Quizzy!

[@dantevairos]

Can't ask the mayor to block people from buying shit cause that would fly in the face of freedom kinda thing I think.

[@elmodelo101]

Well, there are some exceptions, like monopolize and stuff.

[@dantevairos]

@@elmodelo101 true

[@Captain.Kincayd]

the whole episode was a reference to the movie 300

[@Captain.Kincayd]

It's about a force of 300 spartans fending off the persian army

[@Captain.Kincayd]

unrelated, this was one of the funniest reactions I think you've done

[@davidbillberg2203]

Hahaha, love your explanations... "It's not Chinese people... it's more less the language.. It's not more less the language... it's more less chinese movies... It's not Chinese movies.. it's...uuuhh..." 😂

[@ruzzodac]

28:49... seconds before he's sooo wrong!

[@juanplazas4593]

17:01 😂😂😂😂😂

[@startris1]

Quizzy, my brother, my homie I love you bro, but come on man this is a 300 reference. 😂😂😂

[@jahvonnad1738]

Would like to see a reaction to that. 👀

[@DEELOCOWAS]

What you expect? It South Park! Your reactions was priceless, 🤣.

[@Marvellite]

Scissor me timbers is one of my favorite moments in the show

[@itsa-itsagames]

"PERSIANS?!?!?!" 😅😅

[@thunderbeast2126]

That’s great. Let’s hear it for teacher being a lesbian!! 15:01

[@solmoman]

Apparently, scisssoring is for the most part a male sexual fantasy. My lesbian friend tried it, as reference to this episode, and she told me it was kinda pointless. I guess it adds to Garrison's lack of understanding on how it is to be a woman, even less a lesbian.

[@Justin-pe9cl]

Makes sense because he’s a man.

[@Omgits.JasonBourne]

It’s definitely inspired by 300😂

[@davidsan9654]

I thought the Mexican people did have their own country...

[@jennaramos1229]

I don’t think if Chinese movies lol I think of Japanese 😂

[@zaarthwren]

God I love the movie 300

[@Comradpetito]

Wassup from La France

[@TheMikeHeavy]

The slo mo has to do with Zach Snyders 300 and his overuse of slo mo

[@Squashylemon]

I love your video's no need to apologize for taking a break for a family thing.

[@crimsondeath7468]

"some day the mexicans gonna have there own country". Do you mean like mexico??? 😅 Love when you go on your rants man. You he real comedic talent dude. No BS 🤘

[@marycanary6989]

Theres an episode where the Mexican people all try to cross back into Mexico since SouthPark is just that bad to them

[@Yalro6]

Mr Garrison had hair after his nose job when was handsome my boy.

[@TheandY408]

Bro the coffee was actually called "Lezbeans coffee"

[@startris1]

Also, a quizzy just an idea you should totally play the new avatar game on your gaming channel. It’s like far cry if you like any of the far cry games.

[@tyexavierbrown8750]

Burnt onion ring his hair you was going to say

[@VictorBoom95]

Quizzy, before you get canceled, I just want you to know I've been a fan for the longest! 😂

[@CALLOFDEATYT]

Reference to 300