ITG - Umbral Ultimatum

Edit from the future: Wow. I look so sloppy.
I made steps to Umbral Ultimatum by Toby "Radiation" Fox from Homestuck! I wanted to play it while in my John cosplay/costume/thing. The steps on the side are from my computer--not me playing there. I got like 77% on it. I need to get better.
The next Homestuck song I step will be easier.*
*Improved versions of this file and many others available at i.mplode.net/simfiles

[@NCHammer326]

Dear son, If you are reading this, then it means you are now strong enough to get 77% score on DDR. I am so proud of you.

[@alexhackett1312]

John: do the dancey thing.

[@tomatojuice2172]

Alex Hackett This comment is a miracle

[@lavos333]

I bet he was out of "BREATH" after this.

[@teojord1226]

Congratulations, you made an original joke!

[@SadistiKitteh]

I can't help but watch the feet and think about hussie's legs flailing around when he runs XD

[@joni9789]

I remember watching this around 2013, wow time flies by fast.

[@ScrutesMaGlutes]

hes obviously using the windy thing to cheat

[@sponge1234ify]

Dude, description.

[@Ziaotic]

@@sponge1234ify woosh from the future

[@gothboba]

You my dear, John, have reached God Tier. Well done.

[@kisaLuver]

I think he broke the game and his score got stuck at 77%, holy cow

[@CaribouGirlMeat]

White boy with a little bit of swag busts down sensual style.

[@implode573]

I made the shirt and the hood myself! I painted white shoes and used blue scrub pants. So yeah. Generally you have to make awesome costumes yourself. :)

[@hetaliaroxmysox]

New headcanon: john rocks at dancing

[@VIP65YokuneRuko]

all the awards, John. all the awards.

[@nananne413]

Jegus fucking buttery Christ. I'm pretty sure any words I had to describe this were thrown under those shoes with the arrows.

[@zZzAkaEterzZz]

Thank you,this talk with you has been really informative for me :) it was an honor to talk to you

[@RJpoofy]

MIND=BLOWN

[@Lulu4Presidente]

duuuuuuuuuuuuude....no dudddddddddee...DUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDE!! he did the thing...

[@stevier1445]

And this is why dave loves him so

[@implode573]

@FwugRadiation Thank you! And thank you for making this amazing song.

[@oliviasimkinsbullock8421]

You are a hero, sir.

[@wolfkitty42]

I'm sad I am getting into Homestuck late, but it is really cool because I can find a backlog of videos like this..!!

[@mooncircle9172]

Dude thats so cool!

[@KitsuneKaitoSai]

holy shit this was so amazing that i am stunned and dont really know what to say because just WOW

[@BlazeScissir]

OMG this is perfect! Just THIS US MAGIC

[@headstrongxoo]

I can't believe I never used the bar. That's how you're so good. I SHOULD HAVE USED THE BAR.

[@xStormOfRosesx]

My brain can't even follow...your moves...

[@silverulv]

Thank you very kindly. It worked perfectly.

[@matchaia]

This is so sick

[@zZzAkaEterzZz]

ur a great player man! :) and the costume is also great ;) did you make it yourself ? :S i want it but the only thing i can find online is the shirt

[@JackPrankster]

Holy crud, that was amazing.

[@ThePlanetFiction]

John: DO THE DANCY THING!

[@flightyriceroll]

i am amazed

[@JayfeathersLover123]

Wow. Just... wow

[@zZzAkaEterzZz]

haha okay,im going to try creating it :) btw,may i ask how long you've been playing stepmania/DDR for now ?

[@AmyMist]

I really like the sound the podium makes, haha.

[@PrussianPancake]

Sir,you are effing amazing 030

[@TheDerpEffect]

John: do the steppy thing

[@elizabysmal]

This is the most amazing and badass thing I have ever seen. You have some serious fancy feet, my dear.

[@TheIramax]

wow man.. just this WOOOWWW!!!

[@TheRinioChan]

Headcanon - John uses his windy powers to help him in DDR

[@implode573]

For me, yes the metal pads make a huge difference. They move a lot less. And also, arguments aside, the bar does make a big difference too. It keeps your body from moving a lot which saves a lot of energy.

[@lioxvet1937]

Headcanon aproved!!!!

[@ChouxStuff]

You. Are a God....OH, WAIT. HURR.

[@Lizzajr118]

unbelievable tekkers

[@binkstug6475]

headcanon accepted

[@emilyl5061]

I love this to bits, but his shoes WHAT ARE THOSE! Im sorry XD

[@princesa2cute]

He's doing the Hussie dance! :D

[@texasred8424]

and all while in john cosplay. damn

[@cec6607]

John: do the dance thing.

[@NinjaThatWay]

this should not be humanly possible

[@ectoBiologist]

accurate.

[@lirodon]

>>Dance on the ethereal machine

[@MayuhoHiruhota]

**chants** GO JOHN GO JOHN GO JOHN GO JOHN!!!!!!

[@nnnn41]

Impressive the only tune I've seen someone better than you was when I witnessed a feat of impossibility a person got 100% while not even facing the screen in the hardest difficulty

[@maggipiee]

is it weird that i find this attractive

[@AMills]

okay holy fucking shit. Thats badass.

[@gabbyn.3049]

Ah, thanks for recommending this, KZbin.

[@implode573]

Oh how embarrassing

[@gabbyn.3049]

@@implode573 No need to be embarassed about something you were particularly proud enough to post it and got viral :) Keep up the work king!

[@sugarsuites]

Amazing! But how did you load the steps onto DDR?

[@Crowald]

Welp. You win the internet...

[@byakuyatogami4706]

OH MY GOD

[@Prince_Lancelot]

i need to ddr with you ._. ....NEED!! lol btw love the cosplay! You make an Awesomesauce John lol

[@Anonymouscrayons]

I CHALLENGE YOU, JOHN. DO CASCADE.

[@liaiqing1998]

what's the game you played on your computer? or is it just a program?

[@shypony2069]

HOLLY CRAP KID YOUR GOOD!!!!! I wish I could do that

[@implode573]

@Ifer30 Well first off it's an ITG machine; you can't put custom song onto a DDR machine. And the easiest way is to just put songs onto a flash drive(as long as your local machine has the right update), and play them from there. There are detailed instructions how to do that around on the internet. If you want to actually want to put songs, themes, course, and whatnot onto the machine, you have to know linux. I don't know how to hack a machine though.

[@toolatenow2k8]

Oh my God. .______.

[@krisakitty]

So you made the steps? How did you get it onto the machine? Is it a special feature of that particular type of machine?

[@implode573]

An honor? Now you're just being silly. You're welcome!

[@gnostaoticanarchangautand]

There can be more than one heir of wind so this is not necessarily a john cosplay

[@BlueAstral12]

@maggipiee nope this some sexy footwork

[@itstheleesknees3590]

I refuse to believe this isn't magic

[@FwugRadiation]

@QWERTYkid911 No, I mean I'm really impressed! This is great. :)

[@xStormOfRosesx]

This is vey hot.

[@minaf8110]

LOOK AT JOHN GO

[@implode573]

I've been playing for 8 years, but I'm nowhere near as good as I should be for having played for that long. I don't get to play very often. ITG machines are far and few between.

[@LuciferPatronGod]

Omg crazy feet! God tier john

[@implode573]

@NCHammer326 Thanks, dad! :D

[@Kishiru324]

Fuq, I want one of them ITG cabinets. >:

[@implode573]

@GuardsmanGary Tokens Family Fun Center in Des Moines, IA. :P

[@ScrutesMaGlutes]

ok thats not humanly possable

[@implode573]

@Anonymouscrayons Done! Check my other videos.

[@bonedoggle]

damn

[@Daddead324]

WHY WASN"T I THERE!!!

[@zZzAkaEterzZz]

i've been playing for a few weeks now,and im pretty good i think ;) but i still wanna get better,though i have a Foam dance pad is it easyer on the metal ones?

[@BamBamBib]

@FwugRadiation are you proud toby

[@TDuggan1998]

You know that's what happened.

[@shilogh123]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat

[@Lemubaby8]

Heir of Steps

[@Donut_estrogen]

Anybody still have the file?

[@implode573]

@Daddead324 Because you didn't drive out here.

[@TDuggan1998]

joHN HOW

[@implode573]

@FwugRadiation Uh. Oops?

[@HataRanko]

openITG

[@implode573]

Add a link in the description. If it doesn't work, let me know.

[@CorvidCastle]

how do you what

[@kazvhira]

HOW?

[@jadeharley4691]

HOW?!?!?

[@BlueAstral12]

SUBBED! :D haha

[@necrocrunk]

you need to get better ;; Uh excuse me i can't even MOVE MY FEAT THAT GODDAMN FAST holy shit you made me freak out to the point i woke my mom up. Mind = blown man,

[@ShinjiIkari459]

not loading

[@venokix]

One dislike. The game appears to have a youtube account.