YTP | Shang's Incredibly Stupid Army

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Disney's Mulan YTP
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[@gumdropp2264]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I COULD EVER WATCH THANK YOU QWISTOFF YOU ARE AMAZING

[@QwistoffYTP]

:D So Glad You Like It :D

[@gumdropp2264]

Qwistoff YTP ITS A MASTERPIECE

[@reedshinn1114]

146 thank you for volunteering indeed

[@ashes_blue]

I can only agree

[@Mental_Warlock]

Not the best YTP ever but still

[@MustraOrdo]

"The doll army will stop me, so I'll pass" lol😂

[@NaughtyGnats]

OAC hallucinating nice doggy

[@daniel_ding48]

I think Shan Yu has a phobia of dolls.

[@jennysanjuan5451]

XD

[@robina5913]

LOL

[@arih5069]

@@daniel_ding48 dollaphobia

[@mr.y9669]

"Go! Tell your emperor to stop missing his doll!"

[@dexeil7173]

Mr.Y theOrangutan LMAO

[@kkitsne8167]

“Bus stops?”

[@SignIn-bt6pe]

@@kkitsne8167 by building his bus stop he challenged my strengh

[@kkitsne8167]

omar faruk how many men does it take to build a buildings?

[@SignIn-bt6pe]

@@kkitsne8167 zero

[@garrtoons4303]

EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE!!

[@KillerKoifish]

If you want to be buff like Shang remember to pick up *every single grain of rice*

[@abbyg3404]

Yao: Oh I’ll GET your arrow, PRETTY BOY.

[@abbyg3404]

Also Yao: Hmph. Tough guy.

[@legomanscooby2544]

“Yao, pick up every single grain of rice! 😠” - Shang “😳” - Yao “Yao, isn’t that a girls’ name?” - Ronno

[@JakeTLT]

1:33

[@EchelonCookie96]

The emperor will build his bus stop 😂

[@Rhino_Supreme]

I'll buy the first ticket!

[@boredcheeseaddict5599]

Evalynne Saint James He already has 😂

[@caronnita828]

🤣

[@RoseTheRoyal]

“How many men does it take to build a building”

[@TheLemonDrop23]

"Z e r o."

[@redkujaku8817]

“Ok gentlemen, thanks to your new friend Ping, Yao is dead” 😂

[@Rhino_Supreme]

Thank you for volunteering

[@huntercool2232]

*R.I.P Yao 2018* 😂😂😂

[@freyakittyda-mew4882]

Yao! Pick up EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE!!!!!!!!

[@gloriaguevara4639]

Lol

[@chayzen-kolomonakassebeer3508]

Thank you for volunteering

[@Dayonder]

"I've got a name." "Then what is it!?" *Spits*

[@DivineChaos204]

Ok gentlemen! Thanks to ur new friend! Ur gonna have to pick this up!-

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

@TotalDramaConnieCook You will swiftly and silence cause trouble in my camp! Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E

[@DivineChaos204]

@@randomguyontheinternet9107 anyone who acts otherwise? Will D I E

[@bigreeezy]

“THEN WHAT IS IT?”

[@nathanielheitzer5183]

She didn't spit this time, she actually puked at this point at 2:40. Shang and Chifu just watch in disgust. Seriously Mulan, that's disgusting!

[@taylorrobinson5572]

The five people who disliked this, will pick up every single grain of rice

[@Whos_Ocean]

Hahahahaha ur funny

[@Drink_Best_Servred_Hot]

LOL

[@Nonn4]

I'm glad thats not me xd

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Now we've got 20 rice pickers XD

[@Nonn4]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose yep xd

[@connorross5341]

Getting punched multiple times, having to pick up every single grain of rice, getting an arrow to the butt, and then an arrow to the back of the neck, and then punched in the back while still having an arrow in the back. Yao is having a bad day. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😆😂🤣😆

[@alexistheamazing2796]

What do you mean he’s dead

[@Emberilliance]

Then he died, and the antelope ate his body. It was very good.

[@alexistheamazing2796]

Emberilliance are there antelopes in China?

[@Emberilliance]

@@alexistheamazing2796 Yep, look up the Tibetan Antelope.

[@alexistheamazing2796]

Emberilliance thanks for the info :)

[@Fleados]

Poor Yao, he won't survive from this camp.

[@Whos_Ocean]

He got shot on the butt and had to pick up single grain of rice

[@lexithegamergirl2478]

Nope

[@chelseaisweirdness]

And he got an arrow to the back, also "Ping" punched him in the back while the arrow was still on him.

[@jstyxx4110]

He didn’t silently cause trouble.

[@alexkohlmann6861]

@@Whos_Ocean for a solid month

[@psychonautmaddy7409]

"that's a woman?" Well, my laughter into this YTP escalated quickly

[@josephzielinski8817]

0:10 Lol. "What did you call me? Nothing, sir."

[@ChristopherBerdebes]

@@josephzielinski8817 Nice Doggy.

[@kkitsne8167]

Mulan:Peng Shang:peng? Mulan:no Shang:THEN WHAT IS IT!?

[@jarhead565]

The arrow in the ass killed me

[@russellhunter363]

It killed Yao too. RIP Yao :-(

[@spongybobz]

*One moment, you seem to be missing something*

[@conniecastro4323]

It got me too!😂

[@blakeeielrs8018]

technically its not lethal :/

[@froakie1404]

“This doll came from an army of dolls” “We can avoid them easily” “No, the doll army will stop me, so I’ll pass” I’m dead

[@arih5069]

3:26

[@aleliraguti3815]

Same.

[@coyotix]

Literally the greatest scene ever

[@alice5762]

Yeah

[@alice5762]

Hilarious

[@JNSStudios]

I’m only 10 seconds in and I’m dying at “That’s a woman?!” 😂

[@stienengelaar3857]

Right?! It's perfect 😂😂

[@hobomike6935]

@@stienengelaar3857 I'm still recovering from "By building his BUS STOP he challenged my strength! how many men does it take to build a building?" "0" "nice work. now GO!" XD

[@A_WildSapphire]

i dying at E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E part XD

[@mylamartinez6576]

Same here

[@bionicdragon5]

Shang: "I didn't ask for my name, I asked for YOURS!" Mulan: "My name is sTrOmBoLi!" Shang: [pure fear]

[@connorross5341]

(Yao punches Ling) Ling: Ah! (Ling promptly falls into the water and gets eaten by a crocodile).

[@connorross5341]

Yao...pick up EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE. It took him a solid month. LOL!

[@edain6918]

3:55 "Fire" *Mulan fires to Shang* "Not me, you idiot!" 🤣🤣🤣

[@awesomeserghernandez6389]

Man the Emperors bus stop sure is a historical piece of history right lol

[@QwistoffYTP]

Truly a masterpiece in China

[@lexithegamergirl2478]

I bet it's overrun by the doll army

[@Chromono22]

Sure is

[@mhtrotter365]

@@lexithegamergirl2478 Lmao

[@anyathewildchild4400]

@@QwistoffYTP an YEAs

[@huntercool2232]

2:13 to 2:41 Shang: “What’s your name?” Mulan: “I’ve got a name.. And it’s Shang!” Shang: “I didn’t ask for my name! I asked for yours!” Mulan: “My name is Stromboli!” Shang: “What?” Mulan: “I mean uh! It’s Choo Choo!” Shang: “Choo Choo?” Mulan: “No!” Shang: “Then What is it!?” Mulan: “A name!” Shang: “I didn’t ask for A name! I asked for YOURS!!” Mulan: “Ping!” Shang: “Ping..?” Mulan: “No!” Shang: “THEN WHAT IS IT!!??” Mulan: “I’ve got a boy’s name!” Chi-Fu: “Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!!??” **Mulan throws up** Me: “Beautiful!!!” 👏👏👏😂😂😂

[@caronnita828]

I love that part🤣🤣

[@kellycox616]

What is IT

[@freiaoaks446]

Yes. It's beautiful!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@jackiesingleton2879]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@TokyoFoxStudios]

@@caronnita828 Me too!

[@matteofiorini9116]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an arrow in the butt... ~Yao

[@evanlight671]

And then in the neck...

[@TheLatiosnlatias02]

Hands to yourself!

[@snirambaya9587]

Imagine your commander in the army coming in trying to bring motivation and be like:"EvEry m0RniNg I pEE".

[@itzrobbinyeahdood1256]

Shang: I don't need anyone camping my camp Shang: What's your name? Mulan: I've got a name and its Shang Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours Mulan: My name is Stromboli Shang: What? Mulan: My name is cho cho Shang: cho cho Mulan: No Shang: then what is it?! Mulan: My name Shang: I didn't ask for my name I ask for yours Mulan: Ping Shang: Ping Mulan: No Shang: THEN WHAT IS IT!!!!!

[@BeanBag343]

It's Ling

[@dannyledrums4116]

I think he got a bit mad

[@dbseamz]

It's pikachu

[@shrekenjoyer2142]

BeanBag343 *his* name’s ling

[@BeanBag343]

@@shrekenjoyer2142 I didn't ask for _his_ name, I asked for *yours*

[@n00bplayer72]

"Ping, you'll retrieve the arrow." Ping: **Slaps it in deeper**

[@SanguiniCore]

3:11 Mulan: *New Minecraft Player* Yao: *Me trying to recover after a skeleton attack*

[@astraf_music]

3:37 BEST CUT EVER!!! XD

[@IsaacWhittakerDakin]

"You just gave away our position now we're *arrow lands in arm* Ow!" That had me in tears!!

[@sharker7083]

Isaac Whittaker-Dakin count me in 😂🤣🤣🤣 I did not see see that coming

[@legomanscooby2544]

“Shang is dead!” - Imposter Shang “What?” - Tod the Fox

[@thediamondphenom3174]

Is no one going to mention the hilarious fails of Shang's army during the battle? First of all, they're carriage literally explodes randomly When ordered to fire the cannons, Shang's idiotic soldiers come to the conclusion that it means they're supposed to fire at *HIM* After Shang orders the soldiers to "Hold the last cannon" Mulan immediately steals it and proceeds to shoot it at Shang *AGAIN* while indescively planting it into the ground at least 20 times

[@Bowling4986]

"YOU MISSED!"

[@101jir]

So basically the Russian Second Pacific Squadron up to and including at Tsushima.

[@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901]

I mean, can you really expect anything from an army trained exclusively to pick up rice?

[@marycena5452]

You're the CRAZIEST man I ever met.

[@user-ks5xd4xh9r]

And they still apparently won the battle. Although, it's not that surprising, considering that Shan Yu could be stopped by an army of dolls, and his main motivation was frustration over bus stop...

[@Globez123]

"My name is Stromboli!" LOL

[@caronnita828]

I love that part🤣

[@itzrobbinyeahdood1256]

That's a woman! What did you called me? Nothing sir. I stopped me The emperor will stoper you! What? The emperor will stop Stop Stop Stop so he will stop Stop By building his bus stop me challenged my strenght

[@absolutelynobody317]

3:05 (shoots Yao almost killing him) ThAnK yOu FoR vOlUnTeErInG🤣

[@figure7349]

3:26 ti Shan: this doll came from army of dolls Soldier: we can avoid them easily Ti Shan: no the doll army will stop me so I'll pass

[@nspcrazy1122]

Every morning, I pee.

[@MasterCreator1998]

Funny

[@hayleywilkinson9264]

I do that too

[@noahblair3020]

Good to know

[@bubrocksnotabot]

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLL

[@jyoschiboi3166]

(which is somehow funny) *laughs*

[@Sinistrad627]

Shang: You're the craziest man I've ever met. Me: Says the guy who shot one of his soldiers...twice.

[@TheZeeLeen]

Pick up EVERY SINGLE *GRAIN* *OF* *RICE* . . . . . . . . . it took him a solid month (wow, that fast huh?)

[@Whos_Ocean]

Look at Ling in the back

[@Irrelevant402]

Like are we talking for the whole country or just the providence?

[@UrBoiJay23]

“Thee emperor will stopper you”

[@ryaku5]

"What?"

[@noahjohnston9958]

@@ryaku5 The Emperor will stop!

[@ryaku5]

@@noahjohnston9958 "Stop?"

[@noahjohnston9958]

@@ryaku5 Stop!

[@huntercool2232]

@Noah Johnston, “So he will Stop?”

[@theschretter4931]

1:52 "Every morning...I pee" wish my commander said that!

[@itsmejoisua2987]

Ma

[@mimozasula7739]

I died here 🤣

[@ryaku5]

0:35 *Hugs stuffed rabbit* It's not easy, you know.

[@xxkawaiililyxx7134]

“You will assemble EVERY GRAIN OF RICE”😂

[@itsmejoisua2987]

No😍🐷🐖🐄🐂🦝🐈🐈‍⬛🦓🐖🐁🦛🐑🐂🦊🦝🦧🐱🐱🐈🐈🐈🦓🦓🦓🐖🦙🐁🐐🐆🦊🦝🐱🐈🐈‍⬛

[@thunder_wolf23]

"Swiftly and silently every morning"

[@edwinfeliciano1638]

Anyone who acts other wise WILL DIE

[@rubysrandomlair1522]

"Every morning I pee." I can't stop laughing!

[@nicholasblaschke246]

"That's A Woman What Did You Call Me Nothing Sir Nice Doggy"

[@ashmyrpamplona4147]

that's the only ones?

[@r3mx556]

4:15 "You missed!! How could you miss?! He was three feet in front of you!!"

[@jordanlawson2296]

My favorite part. "Every morning, I pee."😂 😂

[@azure8337]

Yao, ‘Ping’, Ling, and Chien Po are my last brain cells arguing

[@iplayzyou7094]

"That 's a women!" , "wHaT dId YoU cAIL mE?" (Triggered) 0:09

[@maddestmike5791]

Shang: Retrieve the arrow. *it gets punched in further* I said retrieve it, not push it in further!!

[@layonstage5726]

Everyone: Can someone make a Mulan YTP? Qwistoff: *Raises hand* Shang: Thank you for volunteering

[@QwistoffYTP]

Do I have to pick up every single grain of rice?

[@thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935]

@@QwistoffYTP It took you a solid month.

[@kendalledwards6898]

1:58 *YOU WILL ASSEMBLE EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE* lol 😂😂😂

[@tbays5875]

I almost died laughing of what happened to Yao through the whole video please do more of Mulan ytp

[@sandrahubbard447]

Shang: “I don’t need anyone camping my camp.” Mulan as Ping: “Uh-“ “What is your name?” “I’ve got a name, heh. And it’s Shang.” “I didn’t ask for my name, I asked for yours.” “My name is sCRaMbULI.” “W h a t ?” “I mean, uh.. it’s Choo Choo.” “..Choo Choo?” “No.” “Then WHAT IS IT?!” “A name.” “I didn’t ask for a name, I asked for YOURS.” “Ping.” “Ping?” “No.” “Then WhAt Is It!?!?” Lmao I love this conversation

[@michaeldavis812]

“You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will spend tonight picking up every single grain of Rice Krispies.” ☠️

[@valeriegomez885]

Oooooooh T O U G H G U Y

[@1aundulxaldin]

So, the Chinese Army is a militia made up entirely of mischief makers whose very acts are swiftly reprimanded with sanitation shifts that all somehow involve a commercial name product being mishandled? HOW IS THEIR AUTONOMY, let alone their economy, STILL UP AND RUNNING?!

[@solsticewatcher2061]

Me who ate all the Rice Krispies: I've saved everyone from this punishment.

[@edwinfeliciano1638]

​@@valeriegomez885 Yao

[@dinodude5165]

“Every morning I pee” That’s true I do it too! 🤣😂

[@NaughtyGnats]

1:33 every single grain of 🍛

[@JakeTLT]

E V E R Y S I N G L E G R A I N O F R I C E

[@ZekeyShorts]

Every single gran curry 🍛

[@charmspeaker]

3:20-3:35 I laughed so hard it was considered a workout.

[@_Stromboli_]

I'll make a Stromboli out of Mulan. HaHaHaHa

[@deadytchannelbye1191]

XD

[@brandongamingtv7545]

Rip mulan

[@Drink_Best_Servred_Hot]

Is Stromboli (the food) some sort of garlic bread?

[@Drink_Best_Servred_Hot]

@@brandongamingtv7545 :(

[@apersonowo307]

stromboli pink up e v r e y s i n g l e g r i n o f r i c e

[@DivineChaos204]

Shang: FIRE! Mulian: *fires it at Shang* Shang: *falls back* NOT ME YOU IDIOT!!!

[@hafzasameer3557]

"You will assemble every *SINGLE* grain of rice"

[@kkitsne8167]

The emperor will storｐｏｒｏ　you TELL YOUR EMPEROR TO STOP MISSING HIS DOLL

[@magmatri-studios]

3:33 A piece of art

[@snirambaya9587]

"The doll army will stop me so I will pass"

[@stephaniec.6399]

This felt so much longer than 4 and a half minutes. Your job has been done correctly.

[@demontorch]

That bloody opening left me in tears.

[@dbdgamer5016]

2:34 THAT FACE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 someone make A meme of this face

[@kristjanpoulsen9843]

0:26 by building his bus stop 🚏😆

[@chancemccullch4292]

"Ping." "Ping?" "No." "Then WHAT IS IT?!" XD

[@s4kl4pnu]

3:20 this scene killed me instantly

[@jubilantsleep]

No. The doll army will stop me.

[@RoseTheRoyal]

So I’ll pass

[@christopherlmoo]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM!

[@JakeTLT]

Boo

[@Gen_ShadowCompany_203]

"That's a woman?" Shan Yu: Are you assuming my gender? Hostage: Uh...no, sir.

[@Iokepa808]

What did you call me?

[@sofmikayla]

2:40 mulan:vomits

[@ChristopherBerdebes]

Shang: Okay, thanks to your new friend, you’ll spend tonight picking this up.

[@BeanBag343]

2:13 That would make for the perfect try not to laugh challenge

[@Saeed_WT]

0:19 The emperor will stop Stop? Stop So he will stop? Stop By building his bus stop, he challenged my strength the funniest line in the video for me XD

[@lewismcdonald985]

$ T Ø P WHTIH this

[@gagefarris]

Why do I find the transitions (like around 2:06) funnier than the video itself XD No offense to Qwistoff, everything else is still beyond funny 👌

[@nicholasblaschke246]

"Yao Pick Up Every Single Grain Of Rice"

[@ashmyrpamplona4147]

Tara na

[@Chocolate_Cocoa]

Me: Ooh this looks good Me 3 minutes later: *dies of laughter*

[@MrXemrox]

4:21 Turn the speed to 0.75% and it's sounds like that Alvin and the Chipmunks are signing Let's Get down to Business.

[@brunobucciaratiswife]

*WHAT IS IT?!*

[@danielleedwards1055]

I have a guys name

[@Whos_Ocean]

2:25 choo choo 1:48 shots him in the butt 2:21 My name is Stomboli 1:37 (poor yao) 1:18 Oh Yao you made a friend

[@juniormooringstudios1405]

3:02 - 3:08 So this is what the death penalty looks like

[@rabbidpeach4life]

"It's choo choo." 😂

[@ORProductionss]

No one: Absolutely no one: Shang: EVERY SINGLE GRAIN OF RICE

[@pierceluigi4147]

Every time Shang said rice my ha’s in my laugh sounded more and more like gasps for air! Anyway good ytp

[@Variane-zg3lr]

“The doll army will stop me, so I’ll pass” wait, what?!

[@ashes_blue]

I didn’t think it was possible, but you’ve outdone yourself again. Love the animation btw

[@AdventurousInsight]

“Thank you for volunteering!” 😂

[@TheDanksNewGroove]

Now look at this cannon, that I just found, when I say fire, be ready to blow, 3:56

[@akisa7865]

FIRE AT HIM NOT ME! *sigh* let's try something else!

[@Bowling4986]

@@akisa7865 YOU MISSED!

[@JakeTLT]

@@akisa7865 now watch and learn, here’s the deal

[@mushroomman733]

One moment, you seem to be missing something! 1:47 That’s when I died 😂!

[@JakeTLT]

Are you Yao?

[@animeeditz7208]

Mulan: my name is choo Hahahahahahheheheheh 2:26

[@autumnholguin5426]

You will swiftly and silently cause trouble in my camp. Anyone who acts otherwise will pick up every single grain of rice krispies. Laughed harder than I should have XD amazing work Qwistoff! Love your ytps!!

[@Bonesandshi]

0:59-1:31 how siblings be in a fist fight. 😂😂😂

[@TheVillager446]

"YOU JUST GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION! NOW WE'RE!- **gets shot** . . . . OW!"

[@huntercool2232]

2:21 to 2:23 Mulan: “My name is *Stromboli!* Shang: “WHAT!?” Me: 👏😂

[@eaglerockzproductions7278]

Your commanding officer just asked you WHAT IS IT!?! LOL 😂

[@SebastianEatsCoats]

Every morning I pee -Shang 2020

[@xxlunaplayzxx4871]

0:44 Best Mulan remix ever.

[@jnzupka]

2:21 had me dying It’s not a Qwistoff video without Stromboli

[@starmahdawg]

I honestly almost irl DIED from this. Really, I laughed so much my breathing stopped and I felt a pain in my tummy. Lucky for me I survived lucky for you you don't have to go to jail

[@starmahdawg]

Oh I didn't expect such a comment to be hearted

[@tylerdinkydooamusementmadn6368]

That’s a woman Shan Yu: what did you call me?! Nothing sir

[@huntercool2232]

0:05 to 0:10 “That’s a woman?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@alwayspasta]

1:10 Wack wack wack wack wack, wack wack!🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜🤜