Can Chimps Wage War? | Tales From the Bottle

[@Qxir]

In the video I mistakenly call chimps monkeys instead of apes because I'm stupid. Follow my new Twitch to see my stream games and shit: www.twitch.tv/qxiryt Merch: teespring.com/stores/qxir Patreon: www.patreon.com/qxir Twitter: twitter.com/QxirYT Discord: discord.gg/jZzvvwJ

[@Mikey-zk5wc]

Ok big monkie

[@Goldrusher-ee3jo]

Id donate to patreon but im broke

[@Maximus2761]

The most notable fact about bonobos is that they use sex to resolve a majority of all conflicts.

[@Tweakjones5]

The music at the end what is it?

[@legend5860]

Do u hate furries?

[@jjrap3]

"Jamie, pull that chimp war video up."

[@Qxir]

"That's crazy, do you think a chimp has ever smoked DMT?"

[@daedreaming6267]

@@Qxir God I hope so

[@Ali80076]

Ooo Ooo Aa Aa Joe Rogan Experience

[@andrewescocia2707]

"ChimPanzee"

[@holyhex6520]

@@Qxir I'm trying to think of a quirky quip about an Aimo DMT chimp dose...

[@Kuzitube]

Corona is messing with Qxir seriously, he’s uploading more than once a year now

[@PatrickBatemanVietnamBush]

He quit his job so he could do youtube full-time. He announced it on twitter.

[@sinphus]

SPQRK COOL

[@mitchellyoung589]

I know it’s awesome

[@hiruharii]

SPQRK YES

[@atheril445]

FOUR Strokes!, it’s a Qxir, duh

[@BreadApologist]

The tribe that lost made one huge mistake in not contacting an American tribe and promising it oil in return for military assistance.

[@Qxir]

"The Kasekala tribe is a communist state looking to spread its influence"

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

@@Qxir Drop a fucking nuke.

[@theirishbolshevik212]

@@shadowthehedgehog4737 Your name is "Shadow the Hedgehog". Of course you'd say something as edgy and idiotic as that.

[@randomuser5443]

The Irish Bolshevik Still funny

[@shadowthehedgehog4737]

@@theirishbolshevik212 Your favorite KZbin must be the Weather Channel.

[@FubbleSmurf]

I love how the wikipedia page of this conflict has a little stat comparison of both parties, just like all the other human wars.

[@ldgvh7210]

Decisive Kasakela victory

[@pataki2666]

3 enslaved (including non-combatants)

[@andyhighroller8217]

_”…Goliath had been relatively friendly with the Kasakela neighbors... However, his kindness was not reciprocated and he was killed._ _Only 3 Kahama remained: Charlie, Sniff, & Willy Wally, who was crippled from polio. Without a chance to strike back, Charlie was…next. After his death, Willy Wally disappeared..._ _The last Kahama male, the young Sniff, survived for over a year…it seemed as if he might escape…but this did not occur. Sniff, too, fell to the Kasakela warband.”_

[@jessievelasco6074]

​@@pataki26667 killed 3 missing (including non combatants)

[@trshpizza]

We did branch off from them, so I'm not surprised that their warfare tactics are kind of the same as ours, as our psychology is basically the same. We can get violent just like them, and we have similar political structures, and reflexes. We are apes. We branched off from them once we started losing trees in Africa. We had to walk, and it was a fight for survival. We developed feet instead of hands on our lower legs, and when it started heating up, we lost our hair. We then developed diffirent vocal cords.

[@vxxiii4160]

Imagine that War as a concept is not a man made thing but an actual natural event bound to happen sooner or later in species. It's terrifying.

[@mariosuper9844]

For real tho , this shit got me thinking....

[@nightfall1826]

Don't ants and termites wage wars against each other?

[@orangemoustash]

That may be, but I choose to think of it almost like a wildfire if it is where it's a preventable disaster where things like diplomacy are the controlled burns. I mean chimps can wage war but humans need to act like the more evolved species we are and avoid it, theoretically we should be the best at it, theoretically.

[@keenanthornley7680]

@@orangemoustash Well thankfully we are getting much better at it

[@krusadooriental3348]

@@orangemoustash you're don't like war because war has become much more destructive than it should be not because we became wise

[@fluffiddy6515]

Willy Wally Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@magic2583]

Closely followed by goliath

[@patrickmarsh2538]

I bet your wondering how I got into this situation. It all started with a girl. Hope he's ok!

[@toastie8173]

Wtf spoilers

[@jonnypballin]

I think that Goliath’s was sadder

[@snakezase2998]

Noooooo

[@wargriffin5]

"All warfare is based on throwing poop." - Chimpan-Tzu

[@TheWizardGamez]

the amount of puns in the comment section are beautiful

[@SeanKula]

“If I determine the enemy's disposition of bananas while I have no perceptible banana, I can concentrate my bananas while the enemy is fragmented. The pinnacle of military deployment approaches the bananas: if it is bananas, then even the deepest spy cannot discern it nor the wise make plans against it.”

[@cpt.awesome7281]

*"All warfare is based"* _-Sun Tzu_

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

"Poop throwing is the continuation of politics by other means." -- Chimp von Clausewitz

[@flimsyjimnz]

Nuclear ICBMs are simply uberpoop with sparkle.

[@grugg3108]

There is no such thing as the Random Chimp Event. Sleep with the doors unlocked, _teach us English, give us pointy sticks_

[@tadeomurdaca1709]

hem hem momkey wanna a gunm

[@Dman6779]

planned ape occurence

[@grugg3108]

@@akelly9528 no lol

[@dedsec6072]

_Tell us about sweet sweet oil_

[@confusedaxolotl7833]

Do apes and monkeys know how to operate firearms?

[@Brianna-eo8nu]

I feel so bad for Jane Goodall. Having to witness the chimps who she had bonded with so closely and considered peaceful and loving, slowly descend into such brutal violence and cruelty… The research she made in this time has proven vital in our understanding of primates and I commend her for it. But I can’t imagine a more traumatising way to learn the darker side of chimpanzee nature. :(

[@abstraqtphilosophy7357]

Jane Goodall and y'all westerners came late to the party. The natives that have had village settlements around the Gombe for centuries have always known the true nature of chimps. But the westerners who are guided by the native inhabitiants come on tv and claim to be the first to observe apes. Hahahahha

[@joshuadougherty8077]

Just wait till you hear about the Civil War I'll tell you what

[@cosmiceyness]

jane goodall is one of the best

[@ronkledonkanusmoncher564]

@@abstraqtphilosophy7357 nah bro you couldn’t find me fucking with a chimpanzee or an orangutan without a gun, and I sure as hell don’t think they’re my friend lmao

[@leeviajero2716]

But, imagine how many human conflicts she missed, while being so involved in the depths of depravity of our nearest kin...

[@deadgiveaway-z3i]

''You are all termites, and i am da big monkey.'' -Qxir 2020

[@schonnj]

Somewhere there are two chimps philosophizing in whatever they have passing for speech: "What is best in life?" "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women."

[@endingphoenix2526]

Chimpaloeon Bonaparte

[@sorcierenoire8651]

Adolf Chimpler

[@sabkabaap1758]

chimpis khan

[@Bensworth]

So they can wage war, but can they do a crusade?

[@Qxir]

They must reclaim their holy land

[@RhapsodicXStyle07]

Deus vult?

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

They aren't stupid enough to find religion.

[@personman1132]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 More like they are to stupid to have a reason to need religion.

[@MegaAlchemist123]

@@ianmacfarlane1241 Religion is the opposite of stupidity

[@dbensdrawinvids8390]

"Cupping his hands under a wound in the other chimp's throat so he could drink the blood." Jesus Christ.

[@thomasconrad7998]

well he was satan

[@averygoodfantasticname4206]

Kinda kinky

[@trezapoioiuy]

Turns out, Goodall wasn't only one of the best primatologists, but also a psychic. I mean, she called him Satan and this happened.

[@jamdungdrones2424]

I think the primatologist hated him the most

[@trezapoioiuy]

ROE JOGAN DMT APOCALYPSE every ape has its own name, I doubt she would rename them.

[@truckingtotokyo]

“Right in Two” is the literal perfect song for this video

[@GhostDog519]

"Silly monkeys, Give them thumbs they make a club To beat their brother down" God, such a good song. Didn't know Qxir had such a good taste in music.

[@SerbianTaliban]

Thank you for making this,my grandfather died in this war and fought for Kahama liberation front.

[@rickyp.martin3209]

Yes, guerilla warfare.

[@Rrodfer]

Gorilla warfare

[@doctordoc2351]

get out

[@mauiiwowiie1193]

Bepis Man get in

[@slappy8941]

You absolute son of a bitch, I was going to say that.

[@spartankongcountry6799]

@@slappy8941 Its not that hard a joke to make

[@ikitclaw3299]

Poor Willy wally, his brother has a place in Finglas, a nice family too

[@ShamanMcLamie]

I had a Professor who once studied Chimps and his short description of Chimps, especially the males is, "They're real bastards." Chimp society is really violent. The males constantly fight each other for dominance and the alphas beat up the females into submission and the new alpha will go around killing all the young so the females can mate again. The same professor said one reason Chimps don't attack humans despite being overwhelmingly stronger is in the animal kingdom size correlates with strength so Chimps just assume the bigger humans are stronger.

[@alextheferret5674]

This is the real life meme: "why are you booing me?! I'm right!"

[@jasoncarswell7458]

Chimps are universally afraid of humans for a long time after they are introduced. Like you said, we're huge and hairless... they know we're apes, or else they wouldn't know how to chew out our eyes and testicles, but a smart wild animal doesn't attack things bigger than it unless it has a very good reason.

[@HoveringAboveMyself]

Chimps aren't actually stronger than people, those old studies that claimed they were many times stronger than humans have been debunked for many decades now. They are however stronger relative to their weight and are able to exert their strenght in a much more explosive manner than us (something we apparently traded for more fine and delicate control of our hands and fingers), that and their bites is why they are still very dangerous.

[@theiojo9253]

So the real question is....could an adult human 1v1 an adult Chimp?

[@eskimoassasin6764]

@@theiojo9253 not without a gun or something like a spear

[@RoninWaffle]

The MIDI version of "Right in Two" by Tool playing at the end was so subtle that I got the song in my head without realizing it was going on until the last second. Great play. "Don't these talking monkeys know that Eden has enough to go around? ...Silly monkeys, give them thumbs, they build a club and beat their brother down"

[@tidypog3272]

I'm really grateful to Jane Goodall for telling it like it is, even when nobody wanted to hear it. The last monkey video i watched was about Koko

[@nerd_world8919]

2:00 probably one of my favorite thing you've ever said

[@nejsonsvejson9861]

I am a termite.

[@karsonabraham9910]

“Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground” - from Tool - Right in two (song at the end)

[@MultiBadboy666]

Also, that line from Vicarious comes to mind: The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been.

[@marraer481]

I am so happy someone referenced this. One of my favorite songs ever.

[@rflanaganagan8489]

Heard it and started searching the comments 😃

[@keenanthornley7680]

Holy shit I thought it sounded familiar

[@oleanderkazzy_]

"Machine gun kill people, but people kill machine gun, so put machine gun in a box, but machine gun can't see people"

[@eriklindergren8755]

”Jane Goodhall’s last memory of him was Satan cupping his hands under Sniff’s chin to drink the blood welling from a great wound on his face.” JESUS CHRIST! Satan is really living up to his name. I think that’s where he got it from tbh.

[@shonenjumpmagneto]

I agree & thought that instantly. Sickening & saddening TBH.

[@EuanWhitehead]

Now we see where the evil in humans comes from... nature.

[@harrietharlow9929]

@@EuanWhitehead That's exacty what I thought as I've watched videos on this topic. Depressing.

[@shrill1736]

@@EuanWhitehead nature looks majestic, but in all reality is pretty dang evil, the average human compared to the average animal will look like an actual saint, it takes the worst humans to ever live to actually be worse than some of the things happening in nature

[@EuanWhitehead]

@@shrill1736 literally bro

[@afluffyboi4093]

Willy wally "died" offscreen and if anime has tought me anything its that they are never dead unless you can clearly see it happen my theory is that since willy wally was always seen as the weakest of the tribe he was the lowest priority on their kill list so he would be able to escape much more easily by just leaving behing his hat so it would seem a random animal took him out willy wally is currently part of a small group of monkeys whos tribes where also taken out and they are out for revenge

[@Themanwiththeplan1899]

Willy Wally went on to do 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, 100 air squats and a 10 Km run every day for a year.

[@olliegoria]

​@@Themanwiththeplan1899That's incredible for a polio survivor!

[@tobiascooper8800]

“War was always here. Even before man was, war waited for him. The ultimate trade awaiting its ultimate practitioner .”

[@hawkeyebirdman]

I previously watched the Jane Goodall documentary and I had no idea how edited it was. I'm glad you had the stones to post the TRUE, UNEDITED VERSION. I was unaware that a campaign for a border wall had taken place, or that they planed and attended birthday parties and even sent Christmas cards, and the weirdest thing, Chimps using Guerrilla Warfare to hunt and eat Monkeys.

[@viveka2994]

LMAO

[@johantank5631]

Why does this sound like the plot of an actual movie!?😂

[@griffinnunnelee7236]

it’s extremely similar to “Lord of the Flys” if you think about, but instead of young human boys, it’s full grown chimps

[@niclasjohansson5992]

Feels like some game of thrones stuff. A story about leadership inheritance and factionalism

[@rachaelgibbs1152]

Planet of the apes: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@ancalagon1144]

JC Denton lmao

[@hibiki28]

I would like to do an animation about the history

[@dougpitcher1224]

Just wait untill Willy-Wally respawns from the gulag

[@plebulus]

Then random chimp event will commence

[@grugg3108]

@@plebulus hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo hee hoo.

[@kartingkid714]

my dad studies the exact same site in tanzania, always would tell me how amazing yet brutal these animals were. and yet people still think they make great pets

[@georgej.dorner3262]

An adult chimp has the strength of three men. Chimps also has such a fabulous sense of balance they have been known to perch themselves on doorknobs. Incredible.

[@gcil8214]

My 6th and 7th grade science teacher was former primatologist and he lived on an island for a year with a group of researchers and chimps and apes. He witness a chimp tribe fight too. I don’t remember a lot but he told us about it in class, also about how one his fellow researchers got bit by a ape and had to be airlifted away. He was cool af.

[@charlesperry671]

“Chimp can’t wage war” *Laughs in Caesar*

[@partyrobbins4690]

PAtrolLinG ThE MoJaVe aLmoSt Makes YoU WiSh FoR A nUcLear WiNter.

[@darren8608]

@@partyrobbins4690 Heretics like you belong on a cross

[@partyrobbins4690]

@@darren8608 The truth is... the game was rigged from the start.

[@waylonmeyer3736]

Ave true to Caesar

[@johannesvonmalos7505]

Planets of the apes

[@aputridpileofb-movies6542]

Satan is currently working as a Saturday morning cartoon villain under the command of Mum-ra.

[@bex1494]

I was born & raised in Texas & currently live in New Mexico. Your comment about the building a wall & getting the other side to pay for it... absolutely hilarious!!! Truly a laugh put loud. Love your video's.

[@henryhu8777]

Chimp: *easily disembowels a body* Me: “Can you help me open my lunch box please?”

[@angelgabriel1825]

"Hey can you open this pickle jar for me plz"

[@slicedcucumber4048]

Random Chimp Event.

[@cartermiller853]

In the end, We realized nothing truly separated us from the animals. All it took for us to rule was the ability to be able to greatly communicate and make tools

[@OnMePro2000]

Commander Appo! get back to the frontlines soldier! No time for KZbin!

[@tysopiccaso8711]

@Koolade Porter take your meds

[@DaReelSlimN80]

_Right by Two plays_

[@leeviajero2716]

As a subset of communication: The willingness to defer revenge to such a time as it might be more easily implemented.

[@SerenitynPeace]

Actually, majority of people will tell you humans are not animals, humans are higher functioning & have brains to think. Wow they are stupid. We are no better than animals. We kill each other for nothing, or we kill for power, we create war, we hit our females/rape them & enslave them... Same with children. We murder for fun, tell me how we are better than or not animals...... For having a supposedly superior mind, we are pretty darn stupid!

[@demetriusflemister2456]

ive been on a hammered binge of tales from the bottle and honeslty gof bless you brother. your videos cure deoression and bordeom. ILOVE YOU this thisd is tight

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

Hope you’re doing well, I can tell you were plastered typing this comment lol

[@salsamancer]

"War's just a part of who we are! Why fight it?" -Sundowner

[@dmittleman9757]

Now I’m just imagining JG yelling “Satan, no! Bad Satan!” And using a squirt bottle on him.

[@rosanirodrigues557]

Well that’s depressing

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

It's an awful story if you go into it in any detail - little wonder that Jane Goodall was mentally scarred after witnessing it unfold.

[@armandoventura9043]

A normal day in Eastern Europe/Central Asia/Latin America

[@jakenum30]

7:24 The 8 bit rendition of "Right In Two" was awesome, fitting and completely took me be surprise. You got a sub just for that

[@brimstoneonsteam9069]

That's not 8 bit at all though

[@davidgames2728]

I'm so glad someone else noticed the song and how well it fit with the theme.

[@georgeagar4210]

“You are all my termites, and I am de big monke” Also, “skunk monkies - skunkies”

[@androrobuiques9497]

War, war never changes.

[@charlesstewart5233]

ATTENTION ALL HUMANS: THE CHIMP EVENT IS IMMINENT

[@grugg3108]

Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo Hee hoo

[@useodyseeorbitchute9450]

Correct. All was needed was one criminal who overdosed and less ethical media that whipped this up to frenzee level.

[@mooganify]

Damn, predicted memes

[@oldschoollgearjammerlongmi5209]

@@useodyseeorbitchute9450 Totally correct sir. He even got a Banana from the food cash.

[@colin1177]

Wasnt expecting to hear a redition of "Right in Two" on what sounds to be a Revenant's Doot horn

[@humanbean9370]

NOOO WILLY WOLLY

[@Bidmartinlo]

Despite all this, there will still be people that believe that animals are not capable of evil because they're not intelligent enough to understand it. Paradoxically, they may also believe that animals are sometimes more intelligent than other humans (obviously not them). Fact is that we're just complex animals, but not too different from them. I think the biggest difference is that we can create long lasting societies that elevate kindness and compassion, able to teach other animals these traits we hold dear. I think we should point out our flaws, but elevate our good traits as well. We can be good if we want to. _More over, I am of the opinion that Carthage should be destroyed._

[@devinkeller208]

So many uploads in so little time, this is wild!!!

[@Qxir]

Qxirmania running wild, brother!

[@owenstockwood5040]

The best part is that there is a wikipedia article that, in several ways, treats this just like a human war, even including it in categories such as Civil wars post 1945 and 1970s conflicts. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

[@ElEheyeh]

Any animal with sufficient enough intelligence to understand the concepts of limited territory and limited resources, will inevitably have large scale conflict to ensure the continuation of their own tribe, race, belief, etc.

[@jimbobob9273]

Dont return to monke

[@dcdanger7597]

Gorilla warfare

[@coolepicperson4150]

Name your band "Chimp Succession Crisis"

[@rickyp.martin3209]

I think they walk in a line as to not show how many there are in their pack. If you see one it's because it's curious of you and believes your not a threat, if not it's still observing you.

[@Lvl18Meep]

More than likely its the same reason humans do it, column formation is to maneuver quickly and in a manageable group. It was not stated but I assume the leader was at the front of the group as to have first contact therefore able to "command" upon surprise or arrival.

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

It’s so interesting and strange seeing animals seem and act so much like us in many ways, even our worst qualities. I’ve also heard male Gorillas are insanely violent, and if anything looks him in the eye, even of its own group, it better have 500 persuasion and even then its a slim chance. It goes to show that war was never a human invention, even before humans came about our ape and ape like ancestors were warring with each other yet without the cognitive ability to make peace, which possibly made it worse

[@thecreature7808]

No, this isn't quite it. Chimpanzees are a human relative, but we aren't directly descended from them, instead sharing a common ancestor from about 25 million years ago. The scarier implication is that we convergently and independently evolved the capabilities to wage war, as if it presented an evolutionary advantage. That, or the ability to form complex social groups is inherently intertwined with conflict.

[@xijinping880]

Gorillas are peaceful not violent and this video isn’t about gorillas it’s about chimps

[@rollfizzlebeef6619]

Gorillas are actually very peaceful compared to chimpanzees. Ditto with orangutans and bonobos. It's theorized that this is the case with gorillas and orangutans because they are strictly vegetarian, whereas chimps are omnivorous meat eaters. Though that may just be a coincidence. With bonobos, it's because they substitute sex for warfare. Basically anytime a conflict arises between them, instead of fighting, they just fuck, and that's the end of it. They literally have a "make love, not war" society

[@SerenitynPeace]

But with brains (supposedly 😂) we haven't changed, we haven't evolved, we still murder, maime , rape, enslave, kill, power hungry, greedy humans. In order to evolve, we must change. Stop being terrible, killers, destructive, power hungry, greedy, self ritious humans!

[@harrietharlow9929]

@@thecreature7808 That is scary.

[@terrificmarrow2764]

m o n k e

[@llll8154]

Ofc

[@oldtimetinfoilhatwearer]

You've got nothing to do with the quarantine huh

[@Qxir]

I know you mean I have nothing to do because I'm in lockdown but you made it sound like I masterminded the thing

[@spinyslasher6586]

@@Qxir What if you did??

[@tuco0x]

A chimpanzee's arm strength is mostly due to their biceps tendon (as well as others) attaching further from their elbow joint thereby giving them more mechanical advantage for equivalent muscle mass as compared to a human tendon attach point. It's much like using a longer wrench to tighten a bolt. But all at the expense of their upright posture.

[@facopse]

Thanks for the explanation. I always wondered why chimpanzees are supposed to be so super strong though their muscles don't even seem so much bigger than ours.

[@darrellcook8253]

My son has "long tendons" a condition where the tendons attach further down the forearms giving him more leverage there. I have it too but in my ankles and that gives my feet a weird profile. I have to wear 4EE shoes because my feet spread by half an inch.

[@ATaskProductions]

Hella good video. I saw a video a few years ago about this but this is definietly the better one. Cheers

[@Qxir]

Glad you liked it :)

[@ATaskProductions]

@@Qxir ❤❤

[@faromazoniarz]

Monke

[@calvinaliceashvyer689]

Chimp warfare includes a single punch in the groin which is an instakill to anything on the receiving end.

[@billwilson7841]

"Sorry, too politicial" no no, that was an ok joke to make.

[@conradmcdougall3629]

I support Trump and I found that funny. He should have made an orangutan reference

[@billwilson7841]

@@conradmcdougall3629 exactly my thoughts

[@randomuser5443]

The most enjoyable trump joke of 2020

[@ye-xf5mw]

Random User agreed

[@williamgorham7339]

I love the “right in two” in the background!

[@marshalmarshall2109]

Right in two by Tool, great choice of music Qxir!

[@pentalway]

albeit, the MIDI version.

[@BossHoggBroDog]

Scrolled too far for this comment

[@gnortsmralien4189]

@@BossHoggBroDog I feel u on that

[@lokisingularity3394]

I know right! Top 3 fav tool songs.

[@leo8049]

"Little skunkies" lmao sounds so cute and fucked up at the same time

[@FCPROLLS]

This just shows that us homosapiens and these apes are not that different with technology being the main difference from an outside perspective we would look the same but all over the planet

[@thesandvitchman1234]

Random chimp event happening

[@Thoroughly_Wet]

"Animals don't wage war" *snort*

[@fayhay8011]

Ants: (laughs in war every day)

[@zapazap]

*sniff*

[@jackreid2664]

@@fayhay8011 ants are straight up living warhammer 40k everyday

[@GoddessNepgear]

@@fayhay8011 Some ants even make other ants their slaves. The Slave-making ant got so specialized in capturing other ants that they can't even feed themselves. They need to have their captured ants feed them. They even have slave rebellion, when the captured ants starts to systematically killing the offspring of their captor.

[@conradmcdougall3629]

Someone has been busy since the lockdown. Good work Qxir

[@josiahmcquery1574]

Kok palb culture

[@paulglandorf4858]

i just got fallouted.m

[@A_Frog_from_mars12]

Is that an 8-bit version of the song Right in two by TOOL? TOOL is such a great band.

[@OmegaSpaghetti]

Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground is really accurate

[@coygus4422]

This is genuinely tragic, poor Goliath :(

[@crwa111]

Dude is the background music "Right in Two" by Tool? Sick!!

[@paulglandorf4858]

this makes me sad...

[@ethanlay1614]

Gorilla warfare

[@MattNeufy]

“They looked like little skunk monkeys” Me: Skunkeys Quixr: Skunkeys Me: fucking right we got some Skunkeys on our hands

[@lordodin92]

Dude you have my respect for using tools right in two for the background music. It is perfect for this sort of subject

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

You're getting a like for "Skunkies"

[@GhoulGamer-yi7iq]

The fucking tool midi

[@paulycoleman98]

Call Of Duty: Guerrilla Warfare

[@Utogonist]

Gorilla warfare

[@Cristianooo]

You keep uploading this type of good content and then everyone will definitely be your termites!

[@count69]

"She found chimps are more like humans than we thought" or you could say humans are more like chimps than we thought.

[@oldschoollgearjammerlongmi5209]

Especially the ones in Africa. I'm talking about the chimps of course.

[@RedYellowBird6889]

@@oldschoollgearjammerlongmi5209 wow ok then

[@uberbosst]

REMEMBER OUR FALLEN KAHAMA BROTHERS. GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

[@Deoxribonucleic]

Pro tip: Don't get political, there are too many Americans on KZbin.

[@pvt.potato1943]

Yeah this video was funny but very sad

[@resevoirdog]

Qxir i think this is one of your best videos. Great story not everyone knows. Great visuals. And great execution man. Keep doing these deep dives !

[@lilwheedle]

If there is one thing that Monster Hunter World taught me is to never mess with monkeys. Especially if he has super sayian powers and is easily pissed off. To the point of jumping 20 meters in the air and slamming the ground with such force that he creates an electrical explosion. Seriously, the amount of pain that thing has caused me is immeasurable.

[@daemonvision6160]

I suppose you could call this one, Saving Primate Ryan.

[@calebstafford286]

More Monkey videos

[@citizenfoffie7605]

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[@bobthompson4319]

If you think about it war is beneficial to survival for the winning side. It kills off the weakest of the group, and with gaining of territory is the gain of food. And the gain of food allows for a gain in the size of a group that can be sustained by the territory.

[@aduckwithayoutubechannel]

“cupping his hands under Sniffs chin, to drink the blood welling from a great wound on his face.” Holy shit, no wonder she named him Satan.

[@Vegito_Fanpage]

You know I was expecting more from a chimp called *Goliath* but you know, I just realized I was probably just completely desensitized to the fact that chimps went to war because of someone saying guerrilla warfare.

[@calebwarren5841]

That 8bit version of Right in Two wasn’t something that I saw coming

[@luigiheroic6326]

monke fite

[@alexh6235]

Holy crap he played "right in two" by tool as background music. So fitting.