Wasting $100 on BAD STEAM GAMES

[@qzeq]

guess who's back! sorry for the wait, i was doing some side quests irl!

[@qzeq]

also thank you so much for the great feedback and amazing reception on the last video!!! (i've also been 🟣streaming🟣 if you're into that 👉👈)

[@Noor_iraqi563]

Ok! :D

[@eskimo5973]

POG!!

[@-Majaa-]

Thats fine :)

[@eepyEunomia]

ok man

[@Cipher.618]

I'm learning to make games in Unity. When I compare these games to my own micro-game designed to test new ideas... Wow. It's a damn masterpiece ready for sale on Steam xD

[@qzeq]

Whenever you do make a game please add a reference to silly games like these

[@halfbakedproductions7887]

Unity's big problem is that you have to pay to remove that splash screen. Amateur devs making these shitty games of course aren't going to pay. That means the engine is basically advertised and championed by games that are utter shit. Any good games made with Unity don't have that, so you don't even know Unity was used. It's a legit marketing and brand problem that the Unity usergroups have been pointing out for ages. Unity also doesn't really have a flagship title like UE does with Gears.

[@Cipher.618]

@@halfbakedproductions7887 Paid version of Unity is VERY expensive. It would be a waste of money just to get rid of the splash screen. I'd rather spend it on good assets

[@simoncostin2492]

@@halfbakedproductions7887 Honest question, are you 12? Gears of War is a flagship title for UE ? It's so small it barely registers on the radar. Unreal Engine has hundreds of flagship titles that revolutionized and shaped gaming. And you're comparing it to Unity, a pretty basic engine that's absolutely not meant to be used right out of the box?

[@urnoob5528]

@@simoncostin2492 u r sleeping

[@skilllmatic]

man i hope you have refunded all of this scam. its ok to waste money for yt and fun, but those scammers didnt deserve even 1penny. also shame on steam that they let this happen

[@download1987]

That's true I think he refunded all the bad games (I hope) but he made 10⁰00000000⁰000⁰0000000⁰0000⁰000000000 of the videos

[@download1987]

Maybe he didn't

[@kairoday]

The developer keeps the money even if you get a refund

[@clarysshow]

​@@kairodaythen who's paying for the refund? Lord gabon?

[@Nonexistent_creature]

​@@clarysshowprobably steam

[@KianMaxy]

3:03 As an Iranian, he did not write a beautiful description, friends 😂

[@hayper_masi8975]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MeHdi.fz28]

agreed 😂

[@amirnekoo-z3y]

streamer bod😂😂😂

[@AriolsMe]

👍 true

[@moohsenbrody2443]

ayy

[@medea27]

There was clearly more effort put into writing the "Cwocodiwe Twansfowmatow" review @ 1:08 than the dev put into the game itself... I'm genuinely impressed, I give the review 10/10, must _(try to)_ read. 👍

[@thedayzgod]

fr

[@gufig8648]

3:04 the calmest Iranian

[@jdjd9400]

4:02 bro is the spot from spiderman

[@Truffles_Enthusiast]

Lol💀💀

[@Wilden2]

3:02 bro you can't translate this anyway and realize the full meaning of it 😂

[@ForestHills25]

finally some iranian😂 what's up hamvelayati?

[@Wilden2]

@@ForestHills25 thanks dadash xD

[@zaukr]

7:15 btw This was called when I bought it some time back as a hent*i redeption, then they had to rename it all

[@qzeq]

Yeah I can see why they used to call it that 😳

[@Andesls]

I need cranberry sprite

[@KitKatffs]

1:40 bro i was watching while pllaying jetpack joyride

[@average-arch-enjoyer]

It is so sad that those developer really paid 100 bucks to publish their game.

[@anokata-kd8oc]

It's more sad that some morons buy it and forget about the refund option so the "devs" of this make a profit.

[@Beanee27]

​@@anokata-kd8ocLike the creator of this video you mean?

[@ramanand5187]

@@anokata-kd8oc you can only refund so much on Steam. For the amount of shit games he buys, I think he ran out of refunds lol

[@SStupendous]

@@anokata-kd8oc Hopefully qzeq likely refunded

[@monkesyt4807]

7:54 the ip is real. It even says Helsinki 💀

[@waltuhwhite1234]

Aww hell naw bro leaked his IP address

[@nix5613]

I’m always amazed how you are literally so knowledgeable about pc in general, I mean or else the pc has prolly turned into a nuclear waste😳 thanks for the great vid!

[@bamers404]

You never knew, it's his hundredth pc, how many were destroyed already

[@theshepherd3215]

5:33 this scene killed me🤣💀

[@Japica225Main]

What did they use for the text there, google slides??? 😂😂😂

[@playaboutpatforms2709]

Mason: No!!! I need help over here! Hold on! Jonas Savimbi arrives. Savimbi: Mason! Mason: Savimbi, you gotta help... Mason grabs a shovel and starts hitting the glass. Mason: Break, dammit! The man inside screams for the final time and succumbs to the fire. Savimbi: The fire finished him. Sometimes it's too late to save a man. We must move out, before we join him in death. Savimbi gives Mason a machete and Savimbi is given an MM1 Grenade Launcher by one of his men. Mortar fire is devastating the way ahead. Savimbi: The mortar fire means that the MPLA is readying for attack. If they want a fight, we'll give them a fight! MOVE OUT! Jason Hudson arrives overhead via a helicopter. Hudson: Mason, you copy? Mason: Go ahead, Hudson. Hudson: MPLA forces advancing on your position, about one klick north. Mason: Yeah, we know. Savimbi's leading a counter-charge. Mason and Savimbi mount a buffel and ride towards the battlefield. Hudson: He's got balls. I'll give him that.

[@jamesxcx5839]

5:09 in what universe can you buy 6 burgers and a coke for 7 dollars??????

[@qzeq]

You used to be able like 10 years ago 😔 I haven't kept up with the McDonalds lore for a while lol

[@xlrt8491]

In russia you can

[@A_Stereotypical_Heretic]

You can buy six Mcdoubles and a large coke for $7 on $1 McDouble day.

[@BM-sn7vr]

4:40 I like how 8.4% of the people who bought the game just haven't launched it yet. EDIT : HE JUST SAID THIS

[@WiktorGaming595]

4:51 its Postal 3 But Much worse!

[@happyman6368]

3:03 dont read that😂😂

[@skye_music]

2:20 Oh I know the back of this tranformer that's Optimus Prime lmao

[@kingpanguan]

Taa is temporal anti aliasing, it's a normal thing in most games

[@andrewtarasenko2976]

6:28 I guess it's cheap version of BMO from Adventure Time

[@PinkAgaricus]

"We have a BMO costume at home." - "Mom" "BMO costume at home" - the BMO costume at home

[@bamers404]

My question is: How did even those games got passed into the Steam? Just how???

[@Komotau4691]

Steam is dumpster thats why like any other launchers that just downloading info from your computer and make money on everything everyone posted. These games would never been released on good old compact discs.

[@nilaier1430]

3:55 You just described everyday life in Russia

[@LiveWireRL]

1:01 I mean... Looks like a good deal, right? .... 😂

[@riptechnoblademinecraftkin3187]

That's rapper Eazy-E 2:33

[@TurkAiCovers]

4:11 bro thats a cannon event

[@classiccustoms2010]

Honestly, I wouldn't even be mad if a game gave me a virus as long as it showed a man doing a slalom squat on my firewall.

[@StrikeZimzicYT2]

qzeq is madly entertaining😂 So underated! Fun to see this man grow

[@nixson5348]

3:03 this guy's Iranian and he didn't like the Russian game so he's insulting the creator

[@ForestHills25]

به به سلام هم ولایتی، بلاخره تو کامنتا پیدات کردم😂

[@BraveGrowl]

همه جا هستیم

[@maybehawk5205]

3:09 that's persian, it says something about the "dev" mother and shitting in russia, i guess. Btw love from iran

[@hossein8850]

😂❤️

[@Stonesplashed]

the fact that the transformer game had mobile controls... and Steam is PC only... 1:54 ☠

[@sindas7144]

3:50 this statement is true and ironic at the same time

[@SeabassExe]

Extremally underrated channel. Keep up the good work man!

[@terrariadlc]

11:27 Is this an aliexpress page?

[@josiahtheinsomnia5346]

3:04 for the people wondering what it said, it was basically a death threat and the language is Persian.

[@Verxenon]

People saying refund etc etc are not asian as an asian I will tell you that he made back his money as you can see he has 749K views currently we will be rounding it off to 750K and every 1k views gives 3 dollars so if we do the math he made 2250 Dollars which is more than enough to cover the entire serious doing the math was easier than using calculator (Used it to confirm i was right) Because 750K and 1k is 3 dollars so 750000 is same as 750 and 750 times 3=2250 because if you memorized times and and adding numbers you will do it like 7X1=7, 7X2=14, 7X3=21 but did you forget its 750? So add 50 3 tines since we are multiplying it 3 times it'll be 2100 then add the 150 5X3=15 so it'll be 2250$ and yes I havent even started the video and my mom and dad are wondering why am i not eating and chatting and now they prolly thinking it's my crush so ya 😅 have a great day 💗 Just realized i made a couple grammar mistakes but i am typing fast and took 10 mins to explain so sorry guys have a great dy tho ❤

[@FunnyOskarr]

Bro doesn’t care about his own food xDDDD

[@vaibhavsrivastav5045]

i guess i cant escape gandhi's quotes😭😭😭😭

[@JustLukis]

6:18, what pc u use? Microwave Pro?

[@korosheht5446]

I really hope he refunded these games

[@fe6416]

Imagine he didn't...😂

[@tomix6690]

I don't think I've seen anyone on YT as dedicated to the craft as you.

[@The_platinum_drip]

"stfu im cranking it" had me laughing

[@NikkiMcMistie]

If you notice you're playing a unity game with touch controls (that is deployed to PC in a stroke of genius marketing), you can usually use a controller instead of touch controls. Unity OnScreen controls use unity input system that maps controls to generic USB controllers as well

[@PROEVOLUTION1]

But why would one wants to play shitty games on controller 💀

[@NikkiMcMistie]

@@PROEVOLUTION1 because it's easier duh

[@NikkiMcMistie]

@kochimi cable to the rescue

[@Finalras]

@kochimi imagine using a controller with batteries in 2023

[@alternatedenz]

(me) DS3 controllers support batteries dude@@Finalras

[@YaBegitulah-us6bw]

2:08 therapist: all dreams have meaning my dreams:

[@DonutRengoku31]

I hope you refund them

[@dot.2985]

this was exactly what i was thinking lol

[@sinincarnate1921]

Wait so, how was he recording his PC crashing at the end-

[@IdkIdc-dg8dl]

VM machine

[@leenny6256]

The man, the legend, the warrior has returned again with amusing content

[@dartawnasailo4449]

3:04 that was a banger

[@odeldodelhorst7549]

whats the song called?

[@farddNeo6464]

11:33 what the. very long Name game, first time look like that game

[@alexsanderimam1544]

man this guy have a unique accent

[@xl_yyx]

The Legend is back and ready to kill our boredom like those games kill my braincells

[@luigiefernandez9793]

Virus vs computer

[@-Majaa-]

The best content creator is back to cure my boredom

[@terry2295]

3:27 Higher quality than I expected the devs, who am I kidding the singular dev, at least knew the name of the anti-aliasing technique the game uses. TAA stands for Temporal Anti-Aliasing so TAA is an actual term.

[@White_ducky_1]

7:05 Mahatma Gandhi be like - Marne ke bad bhi yeh log Santi nahi de rahe hai 🤣 ( Hindi ) 🤣

[@PandaaLol]

The fact that the bsod said:"CRITICAL PROCESS DIED" is that they scammed you and maybe didnt even made a game in it

[@UltraCenterHQ]

Malware or Videogame, my favorite game show whenever pirating

[@qzeq]

When the keygen music blasts your speakers you know it's gonna be legit

[@UltraCenterHQ]

@@qzeq Hell yeah, brother 🔥

[@Crystallinesoup]

"At least this game works on your keyboard" gaming in the year of our lord 2023

[@keppy11]

2:40 That's Russian writing 💀💀

[@MR_ZERO230]

what happened oh u finally uploaded tis is going to be a good month

[@agentallegator]

I think you used a virtual machine, and that would make the games run bad (especially if you gave the vm too little/too much resources)

[@stationflyer9512]

he definetly did, vmware has a little bar on the top which is visible in the video

[@GoodOlTazzy]

I trust him being knowledge enough for him to have set it all up correctly. You can set up gaming virtual machines.

[@nickywh1t3]

Yes, I also wish I had coke right now. Not from McDonald’s tho. His name is Kyle. And it’s rocket fuel.

[@PeterLedergerber]

Dude, i love your content, its always really entertaining. Keep it up.

[@imgonnamorb7675]

Got to love the jet pack joyride music on 2077

[@nitnelavspetorials]

been looking for this comment, thanks for pointing out the song name!

[@nomirano3959]

Good content always comes with good quality games like these

[@desmondnewton1170]

the best

[@SillyGamesIR]

3:04 it's Persian 😂😂 he's angry about the game

[@hossein8850]

Yeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Juggzzyy]

$100 well spent

[@BabyDigi]

3:05 why does that remind of of Yusuf from The ballad of gay Tony dlc on gta 4 😭😭😭

[@flame_24208]

the penguin the myth the legend is back with more shitty games and funnier videos to make our days much more better thx qzeq😍

[@empebe]

Once again, the planets make a line and make qzeq fucking post. *Let's go*

[@wmarkerra]

спасибо qzeq за то что снимаешь смачные видео для нас! с любовью из России!

[@creepylizard1]

"lets check out level 2", ads immediately

[@ivoryapollo8123]

nice video,but the best part is that bathory t shirt at 9:12 .I m lovin it (Mc Donalds reference ;3 )

[@memerified]

Waste a grand next, this video was the most motivational and inspirational thing i've seen today, thank you for changing my life.

[@مطور_الالعاب]

‏‪3:06‬‏ غير مفهوم عسزؤنؤعرةيزيخيورمررزب😂ي🎉ي😢بيب😂ي😮ب😂ي😮بب🎉يب😅😊ل🎉بب😮ب😮🎉ب🎉ب🎉ب🎉ب😮للل😂🎉ل

[@msmrzedme]

hamood habibi

[@whiteman3656]

It's not arabic it's persian

[@IdoBerg]

4:29 the "soundtrack from russia" got me crying 💀💀

[@Qwazkers]

Earth, Solar system, Milkyway, The universe. Seem familliar? Sounds like your adress?

[@GeZz.]

i found your channel today and i watched like 20 videos in a row , one of the best YT channels i found by recommendation of the home YT page.

[@fiend9999]

my girlfriend showed me your chinese ps5 video, genuinely your editing style and humor is some of the best shit on youtube, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO, YOU'LL GO VERY FAR

[@qzeq]

Tell her I said thank you! 😄

[@clubpornio8125]

NEW VIDEO I CAN FINALLY SLEEP

[@MultiDarkZen]

always a good day when qzeq uploads

[@Levi-yx3uv]

3:03 bro insulted the whole russian culture in persian XD

[@ggscriptinjectorespbgmi64b82]

4:28 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aminskh1532]

3:04 that's Persian bro

[@ghostpants922]

3:03 that's persian and harsh

[@nightcoreukp5479]

Finally some good content on KZbin 🙂

[@qzeq]

DAMN RIGHT 😤🙌

[@ggscriptinjectorespbgmi64b82]

Yes 👍

[@faislooYT]

The only thing left in this video was another hulk hogan reference

[@qzeq]

damn these games suck BROTHER!!! 💪💪

[@chosen-_-one5023]

Qzeq is going through a mental breakdown we need to help him before he finishes all his mother's savings and his mother comes in the basement with a shot gun

[@DrKgamer1]

I know you heard this plenty of times but your videos are the funniest videos out there and you put so much work in your editing of those videos well done and are you ever going to make a face cam videos you make me laugh every time and you when I am down you make my day within the first 1 minute of your videos

[@qzeq]

Don't worry, I don't get tired of reading these kinds of comments 😅 I think the lack of facecam helps my videos stand out and really emphasizes the games themselves so I don't plan on doing facecam videos anytime soon. I want to do more stuff with the mask on in the future though. Thanks for watching! 😎👍

[@DodderingOldMan]

I swear there's a whole game industry based around making the shittiest games possible in the hopes KZbinrs will buy them for content.

[@Emosice]

Finnish radal

[@saturomandala3349]

Best way to end the night a Qzeq video 🔥

[@malakas_papias]

Hi I'm big fan

[@darkdetoxgaming6059]

3:03 BRO THE PERSIAN REVIEW WAS AMAZING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@localsysadmin]

Hii I'm that steam guy on 1:07. Can you kindly blur my name and user picture? Thanks!

[@raizenxdd]

Dont forget that i gifted it you when it was 20 cents lmao

[@qzeq]

Done! KZbin said it can take a few hours to process My deepest apologies for any inconvinience! I found your uwu-fied copypasta pretty funny 😅

[@qzeq]

@@raizenxdd what a great friend 😂

[@localsysadmin]

@@qzeq No worries, I was just surprised why all of the sudden I got so many friend requests. Still great video!

[@TripImmigration]

Idk what's making me laugh more: your accent, your screaming jokes or your conclusions 😂

[@victorlewis7635]

The arab money bit 😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@sisygambis.]

3:02 lmao that's Persian

[@WarPotato320]

4:40 I got a add for a fucking scam, right after you said that immediate red flag

[@lukeQ22204]

THAT meme hunter game should be called bitcoin hunter XD bdw ur amazing