r/A-holetax I Tricked My Terrible Boss into Giving Me $35,000

[@WolfyFancyLads]

*Guy breaks in and trespasses on private land* *insults and belittles owner, who has guns* *no one but these armed people around for miles* You know, in some places, you'd never be seen again for this...

[@devontaenash1409]

That's why I said he's lucky he had his son with him. Because if he didn't they could've just shot him for trespassing and nothing would be charged against them. Since its private property.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Most humans are pretty civil, particularly when they hold all the aces.

[@mr.paperbag771]

@Reddit reads depends on the country but they still have an advantage in the upcoming court claim nevertheless Some countries consider self-defense a murder in most cases for context

[@jamesnorman9160]

Honestly, he's lucky it didn't turn into one of those Deliverance-type scenarios.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Fucking seriously

[@dracko158]

Customer: *Berates OP's co-worker, throws trash in the restaurant, litters in the parking lot* Police Officers: *"That wasn't very cash money of you."*

[@jamesnorman9160]

I mean...he acted that way in public in eye sight of 3 police officers. What did he think was going to happen?

[@DarkButterflyChikage]

SÑ! Pop

[@thedarkdragon1437]

Let me correct you right there: Police Officers: "Ahh... I was wondering when I have to deal with this jerk again. Here's a tax for ruining my lunch".

[@woodymakesstuff2003]

Whoever this was, I can almost BET they are in Texas....

[@Oliviaprofessional1]

Now he'll pay cash money

[@BETRvids]

An 850% price hike? Talk about being over-cucumbered. I'll see myself out.

[@anniekinsmishkamouse7575]

Nice!

[@mangalover0149]

Okay okay. That was a good one

[@redreaction4735]

I checked it’s actually 844% but yes I agree he is dumb and he was overcucumbered ;-;

[@SarahAbramova]

Makes sense for such a... cu-cumbersome zucchini.

[@adralenagd2669]

Sarah Abramova *That wasn’t very cucumbery of you*

[@Zeytrixx]

His boss has been tricked, backstabbed, and quite possibly bamboozled.

[@rook349]

I appreciate that red vs. blue reference.

[@lazersend]

@@rook349 I do as well

[@Josh_the_jester]

15:25 alright here's a pro tip if you're getting sued, never and I mean NEVER no show a court hearing, if you believe you're in the right and done nothing wrong, no showing means you automatically will lose.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

I love it when jerks have to *literally* pay for being jerks

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

It really should be a thing.

[@eraragonthebrave3519]

Amazing

[@straightjacket219]

The uber duche lost his job. That's a huge nono hes blacklisted new

[@MelissiaBlackheart]

I was about to comment the same thing! I can't imagine he will be allowed to Uber any more. Now THAT is one hefty butthole tax.

[@supercunthunt7756]

@@MelissiaBlackheart why is it forbidden to drive in another car? Where's the problem?

[@jamhamtime1878]

@@supercunthunt7756 security purposes. If you're driving another car then the license plate would be different and there's a way bigger risk for stuffs like kidnapping. Let's just say, not everyone who drives a different car is a kidnapper But everyone who is a kidnapper will drive a different car

[@adralenagd2669]

Jam Ham Time But there’s people who will accuse their customers who ‘stained’ the chair without knowing that they are in a car who would have been potentially stained before or likely be stained by blood-

[@nanwijanarko1969]

@@supercunthunt7756 And then, all the cars under the Uber service must comply with all the standards set by the company, their safety, condition, etc. If your driver comes up with a different than what's listed there's no guarantee that it is safe enough

[@caradonschuester2568]

Ah, yes. The asshole tax, I've had to pay this once. It's a short story but I periodically commission musicians and illustrators to help motivate my writing and add flavor to projects. I reach out to a musician only to find out I reached out to them before. last message over a year ago no reply. I was in a foul mood, no excuse sure, and blew up at them, not really thinking about how pissy I was being to someone who I do respect. They set me straight pretty shortly after and a cooler head prevails, He's a pretty cool person, very understanding. Life happens, Messages are frequently overlooked. A few weeks later I chose to pay the normal rate plus a bonus as an asshole tax. He didn't demand it, I chose to pay it.

[@thedarkdragon1437]

atleast you admit you're a bit of a jerk-o-hola. We all are from time to time. You're cool, but you should post it on reddit. i'm sure you'll get some awards

[@AdeptArin]

Let's make a new sub :r/redemptiontax

[@RKrk-jj2li]

VIRTUE!!!!!

[@Taylor-kd9ld]

Good on you

[@Bladedcloud6159]

@@AdeptArin i second this.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

If someone has the ability to trick their boss to give them $35k They won at life.

[@jackllmadsen770]

Lol 24700 Subs but only one vid 🤔 🤔 hmmm

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If that $35k is tax free, even better.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@jackllmadsen770 Jesus christ for real. A single 11 second video wtf

[@lambporks]

Kids : *ugh school is so boring I wanna go to like work or soemthing, probably way more fun* Taxes : *allow us to introduce ourselves*

[@veronejaquel5106]

Stop calling out my younger self

[@lambporks]

Verone Jaquel * n o *

[@LAMG059]

🙃

[@Spacey75257]

How tf is this related to the video at all?

[@jeffymourdian2311]

Josh75257 right???

[@ashleighcummings5372]

“Famous chicken chain whose known for their politeness” *chick fil a has entered the chat*

[@jacob3988]

Nah, it isn't them, homophobes

[@jenniferkoons8112]

@@jacob3988 what?😂

[@jacob3988]

@@jenniferkoons8112 they are super Christian they won't serve you if your LGBT. Source: second hand experience

[@NEPAAlchey]

@@jacob3988 100% false and illegal. How could they even tell unless you are making out in their sitting area or waving pride flags?

[@jenniferkoons8112]

@@jacob3988 this is not true source: own experience

[@cosmic_kittee1077]

I tried watching other reddit you tubers... it’s just not the same. You’re the best

[@user-qi7qr9cc2k]

Rainbow Unicorn Destruction OMG SAMEEEEEE

[@samalvarez8776]

Yeah. Any other voice is just irritating to me. Rslash is just perfect for this

[@henrikselegran1455]

Baby Doll what bout Emkay? He kinda chill

[@samalvarez8776]

@@henrikselegran1455 I'll look him up! :) I've seen all of rslash videos

[@lavenderbythestream1736]

Absolutely!!

[@jacob3988]

6:05 I would ask the sherrif to charge him as many times as he said he's been there, get him with like 13 tresspass tickets.

[@Garouwerks]

This is a KZbin comment for the almighty algorithm. it contains words like, terrific, outstanding, incredible and brilliant to satiate its hunger for engagement.

[@deannandrews2228]

I have a job interview today and this is really helping to calm my nerves on the way there. Thanks rslash 😂 *Update* (finally, 1 yr later)...yes I did get that job.

[@gaspshichat]

Good luck!!!

[@isaac2990]

How'd the interview go?

[@dutchvanderlinde7239]

I hope he failed because I did WAaaaAH

[@Billaim]

Good luck man! Hopw you get it!!! I myself been looking but between shitty hours and my kids school closing every other week its been hard!! Im glad to hear atleast someone one there is moving forward! I know ill get one lol buttt wheennn. Soo seemimg how this is. r/beggers You should give me your job! Its only right! 🤣 lol

[@Santawithhishoes]

@@dutchvanderlinde7239 losser lol (joke)

[@shadowmage661]

Dude should dispute the 80 as well. How can he have damaged a car he was not riding in?

[@masterofmundus1304]

He did, but Uber was a bitch and closed his dispute before he reported it

[@Predated2]

I think he had to pay the 80$ fine before he could get his money back, meaning he would get the fine back and the tip he gave, but still had to pay for the service. At least, that's what I would get out of it, not having read any edits etc.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@masterofmundus1304 He literally states in the story that he had to pay it... wtf are you talking about? And why did anyone who actually watched the video like this comment?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@Predated2 He literally says he got refunded the ride and tip, but still paid the clean up fee. Did no one pay attention?

[@j.j.juggernaut9709]

I wonder what would have happened if he simply did not pay anything

[@Azuraion]

Ahh another satisfying sub for tonight's bedtime stories. As every night, thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3

[@hoodi3guy33]

0:30 Don't you mean _fowl_ language? I'll leave now

[@syltwee]

Champion of Legends You absolute buffoon. You court jester. It was a pun. A play on words.

[@discolizard712]

@@jakecooke422 thank you, i was confused of what his sentence meant :')

[@hoodi3guy33]

This has more likes than I expected. Thanks!

[@burke615]

Based on the poster's description, I believe the "golden check" would be called a "cashier's check" here in the US. The bank takes the money out of the account before issuing it, so the account balance is affected when the check is written, not when it is cashed. It can't bounce unless the bank itself fails.

[@lunawolf2068]

I love the story about the dude that broke in, yelled at the owner of the property he was trespassing on and then called the cops on himself lol. Reminds me of this one story that made the news (the huge country-wide news not local). So for context I live in New Zealand. There was this one guy who got caught and arrested for breaking and entering over 40 times (can’t remember exact number). He then went to Texas. He tried to break in to a house and was shot 8 times. When the NZ police called to ask what they were going to do about it. The answer? Nothing. As far as Texas was concerned the problem was dealt with. That’s what I like about Texas, they don’t justify criminals with their sob stories.

[@pauldavisjr.3284]

Ya just gotta love a guy who loses 115$ trying to steal another 80$ from his passenger.

[@vovozaum]

He didn't... uber probably still paid him... it's cheaper for them than risking a lawsuit from the driver I'm a driver i've seen a lot of those... And by the way, most of those cases are false reports by karens trying to score a free ride...

[@thescreamingtexan6045]

OP: “It just felt like I was pushing buttons.” My mind: “enough talk, time to push buttons”

[@shittyname2657]

For the 1st story... Just say chick fil-a

[@syltwee]

He probably can’t.

[@mitsusah2612]

I think they won't name the place if they still work there or are somehow connected. Happens with other posts too.

[@vgamesx1]

@@mitsusah2612 Yeah probably, although all the same there are how many stores? Over 2,000? So just knowing it was a chickfila means nothing, I mean unless he specifies or gives a clue to figure it out, we can't even say for sure that it happened in the US, so I've never understood why not naming the place would be important unless it's a tiny local chain nobody has ever heard of.

[@mitsusah2612]

@@vgamesx1 Well, some people like to play it safe, I suppose. Could also be that the OP's username on Reddit is also their username on some other social media through which they could be identified at work. But that's stretching it kinda far... :/

[@AshDeGlaceon]

Me (Subscribed yesterday): Holy cow a new video released an hour ago?? *13 minutes into the video* Company: We want to pay you instead $8k instead of the $31k that you sued us for!! OP: You failed to pay on February 1st tho. Judge: OP's right. Pay $31k right now.

[@krab1791]

The storyies of how fast food workers are treated always make me mad. My daughter was doing the Disney College Program. It was Christmas Day and the first time she had been away at Christmas. Some A**hold got in her line. When she went to take his order he started to scream at her about how stupid was she that it took this long to take an order for a Cheeseburger. The my hero stepped in. Another mother standing behind him told him off. She said how dare you yell at her because he chose to come to Disney on the busiest day of the year and expect to have no wait. A day mind you when MY daughter was working so he could order said cheeseburger. To quote the woman “she is spending her day here taking your order instead at home with her family so YOU can have a cheeseburger.” She told him to Shut his mouth. Obviously this got a lot of attention and my daughter was in tears. It was very hard on her being away from home. Even if we were there she would have been working. Luckily the supervisor saw it all and they swapped her out so she could have some down time. To this day I thank the woman who was my surrogate. It’s more than 10 years later and my daughter still works for Disney but no longer in fast food. However no matter where you work at Disney there are still A**holes. At least she gets paid better now.

[@profwaldone]

giving perks to on-duty cops is actually pretty clever. its essentially a free security force, which carries actual legal weight behind their actions. if I ever start a restaurant ill definitely do this.

[@lostbutfreesoul]

Trespass in the U.S.: If you own a large property, and have posted signs all around, it is still shockingly common for Trespass. Friend of mine has even had to pull down illegally erected blinds and clean up trash and shells on her property because these people don't care about land boarders.

[@Ash0Gothica]

R/slash: "AND he had to PUSH both bikes the 12 miles out to the road, then walk another 3 miles..." I spit my water across the room. Thinking, 12 MILES? I check the text and am reassured when it says 2 miles out to the road. Just testing us I see? Keeping us on our toes is always a keen idea.

[@blue_moon_0464]

The ‘hurt feelings’ in legal terms is emotional distress and a valid claim if you can prove the source of distress

[@My_initials_are_O.G.cuz_I_am]

7:42 --> 8:06 The A-hole of the story got himself into a bit of a pickle.

[@radiantred4158]

Oh. OH. You absolute genius.

[@harmdizzle1979]

Theres an abandoned peice of property that is a boarded up and over grown eyesore at the corner of my block. We've called the county about it for years, it attracts homeless people, rodents and insects that people are deathly allergic to, not to mention property damage. They tell me there's nothing they can do. One day, I turned down my street without a turn signal, (dead wrong on me) and got pulled over in front of this property. I rolled the window down to speak to the officer, handed her my info, but asked if we could do this by my house at the end of the street. She told me to sit tight, and got in her car. Im playing with my phone when I realize it's been a while. After about 10 minutes, I look up and noticed it's gotten a little darker, and since it's spring in florida I assume it's gonna rain. Then I hear he on her speaker. "Ma'am please honk once if your address is correct on your licence". I honk once. "Thank you. Please follow me to your residence" So I follow her. She gets out of the car and hands me my paperwork and licence back. "Today is your lucky day! I'm not going to write you a ticket because I was surrounded by a swarm of wasps. Do you know who owns that property? I tell her what we've done to try to get it dealt with and she says thank you. Then for an hour I see her in front of my house in her cruiser talking on the phone. A week later....the place is leveled and the grass is cut.

[@Anna_Dawson]

$35,000 in small claims court? I smell B.S... especially since they didn’t even try to claim that amount. I guess it’s possible the small claims cap is extremely high wherever he’s from, BUT I doubt it.

[@chrisworster4878]

Oof the private property one. My dad has an abandoned house, we were gutting it and cant do anything with it, we had some lumber and windows that we pulled out, and it snowed, and some idiot plow driver thought he was supposed to plow us, plowed the back hard making everything splinters. So the guy probably screwed up his truck. But the next door neighbors decided to take down the fence, just so they could park, they asked that winter if they could park, and my dad said he could sell it to them. Also someone kicked down the door, with not much luck. So we think the neighbors did that.

[@Tammohawk1]

I just bought 9.4 acres of land to put a home on. It's fully gated, but not quite fully fenced yet. I want a no trespassing sign that reads, "Warning!! All trespassers will be prostituted and persecuted to the fullest extent" Doubtful a judge would find that too funny though.

[@walkerb9092]

You should do r/Talesfromretail again

[@danaevelyn7384]

Walker B I totally agree!!

[@soup8900]

yes please

[@LtCWest]

Or even r/Talesfromtechsupport

[@webtoonreader602]

Nah nah nah r/crappydesign or r/softwaregore

[@XthegreatwhyX]

Wait, is that how Uber works? Just a flat "believe the driver"? Lol never tried them, likely never will now.

[@mitsusah2612]

Maybe they've had to deal with one too many Karens trying to get a free ride?

[@Crankiebox99]

Driver: Shoots and kills passengers. Uber: HeS iNnOcEnT

[@radiantred4158]

@@mitsusah2612 if that is the case, we see what happens on the reverse side

[@shirothefish9688]

@@radiantred4158 oh wait, that's called retail

[@vovozaum]

It's cheaper for uber to just refund the passenger and let the driver keep the money than face a lawsuit from the driver... i've seen some cases in my town... uber doesn't care

[@Varier]

Redditor lawyer, more like the ULTIMATE lawyer

[@Minimiki1758]

I hate waking up early because I have to wait for you to post

[@Gamemaster-64]

3:14 wait they still didn't refund the full amount? oh hell no I would still be fighting for that other $80, not my mess, not my problem.

[@vovozaum]

The driver probably still got his 80 plus 35 plus 80... uber was in the loss... it's cheaper for them to just pretend they were both right than facing a lawsuit from the driver... And by the way 90% of those claims are false... lots of karens trying to score a free ride

[@vovozaum]

Also... he took the ride, so he should still pay for the ride... Are you a Karen?

[@Gamemaster-64]

@@vovozaum he paid for it but uber gave their money back, the problem is that stupid clean up fee for a mess he did not commit. The fact he still had to pay that is bs stupid. I would still be fighting for that, heck probably do a chargeback for it.

[@vovozaum]

@@Gamemaster-64 since the value are the same, 80 bucks, it's hard to find which one got refunded, but if uber refunded the clean fee and the tip, he cant complain... he took the ride... he should pay for the ride... If uber refunded the ride and the tip and kept the clean up fee, in that case there are 2 possible mistakes... I know he said he didn't make a mess, but i've seen people try to get out of clean up fees after almost trashing a car... He should have to pay for the ride... and about the clean up fee, i really don't know how uber could make sure he didn't do it...

[@frostcure873]

🎶 The best part of waking up is R/slash on KZbin 🎶

[@2dsimp225]

🎶 There's no OneTopoic🎶

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

When OP litteraly works for one month, didn't get paid, sued the 3 douches, & ended up being paid THREE month's worth of salary: *"HERE COMES THE MONEY"* (here comes the money song intensifies)

[@jmie5]

First post about a famous chicken place known for its politeness, I automatically thought 'Los Pollos Hermanos." I've been watching too much TV....

[@Sami19837]

Sorry can’t help in what I like best because I enjoy all the ones you pick. You rock! 👍🏼

[@MissAlyification]

"Hurt Feelings" means Emotional Distress. Someone can definitely be sued for "hurt feelings" lol

[@y2kblackout]

For people who are impressed with the legal judgment, all the lawyer did was obtain default judgment because the other side didn't show up. Not particularly impressive...

[@laurenmentink7401]

"Pain and suffering is the legal term for the physical and emotional stress caused from an injury." This gives you more than the actual monies for the reason for the lawsuit.

[@isiaadiel3468]

As a TN native, hunter, and owner of a steel bat, long bow, crossbow, and Grandpa's shotgun, this dude has some Tanuki sized ones to come to their property with threats. He would've been on the hood of someone's truck in my neck of the woods.

[@josephhigh2412]

And that is one image I would definitely pay money for!

[@11epicnoob]

I think the hurt feelings one is "Emotional Damage" or something along those lines

[@eitrtine3448]

We have that problem on our property to, my family owns 81 acres far up in the mountains (bout a four hour drive from where we actually live) and some guy that lives down the road from our propery, has five kids that CONSTANTLY drive through it, they've made trails, damaged plants, etc. The one time I went up there with my mom to help her replant saplings and fix fencing locations, the five pulled over on their quads some distance away from us and started, loudly, might I add, cussing up a storm and demanding to know who we were. We didn't bother with them, we just went about our work, but still... It's bad though that their dad tore a large area in our land apart so he could "drive more easily" to the well to get water back to his own property. Haven't been up there again in two years, but I can almost guarantee they've destroyed our plants and saplings again. I can't wait to sell those properties, I'm glad I've decided I'll never want to live up there, I don't thibk I could deal with that crap constantly, it's just not worth it.

[@teayabrown3924]

It quite honestly pisses me off that she still had to pay the clean-up fee to a douche who tried to scam her out of an additional $80 after she gave him a $35 tip. Honestly, Uber could have lost a customer (or more if she went public with said event). She also might be less trusting of other taxi drivers from any company. I wouldn't be surprised if she started taking before and after photos

[@measl]

*Well, I know where the $500 Littering is: Honoloulou: I went on vacation there in the late 1980s, and my passenger threw a cup out of the window (he's an asshole, and does that pretty much everywhere). The cup hadn't even hit the ground before I was lit up by the cops! They hit him with the $500 fine, made him pick up the cup (and everything else they could find nearby), and gave him a court date, "in case he wanted to dispute the ticket"! The court date was like two months ahead - and I have zero doubt that they chose that date knowing full well that he was a tourist who would never come back for the ticket: priceless!*

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

Last person really knew to better call saul xD

[@madambutterfly1997]

This is why you make sure one of your closest friends is a lawyer so that way you can get this legality support pro bono

[@mbyerly9680]

That bunny rabbit was also mooning the cop wolves and giving them the finger. Sad, so sad. Stupid bunny!

[@aubielove2draw32]

How dare that dish bag forsake Chick-fil-A

[@ThreeStooges.]

"i work at a very famous chicken chain thats known for its kindness" everyone: *knows its Chick-FIl-A*

[@pictureman9290]

5 minutes. Yes, finally a reasonable time to watch me favorite channel.

[@kLix080]

hurt feelings = Moral damages

[@mangalover0149]

Okay this is one hell of a satisfying subreddit. More please 😂

[@Alpha-Maia]

Thank you for making me feel better while I'm sick, rSlash

[@DeadDancers]

The company founders sound a lot like my boss. Really great at talking things up and getting money and sponsors - absolute crud at following through and delivering on promises.

[@mksmith713]

Find it absolutely fascinating that OP keeps her tax records in her phone. Come on, give me a break

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

Ultimately, the Uber guy lost out on the tip, seeing as the cleaning fee was equal to the fare.

[@vovozaum]

Nope... he probably still got the 80 plus 35 plus 80... uber was in the loss... it's cheaper for them... Also 90% of those claims are false... lots of karens trying to score a free ride... Uber doesn't care... Trust me, i'm a driver... seen a lot of this

[@theowl_pb]

this is basically prorevenge but without the cherry on top. i adore revenge posts.

[@AWD_Kia]

so how did OP in the last one not talk to them since jan 22 but after he sent the letter to sue he said he talked to them and told them talk to my lawyer. but that was in february..... seems suspicious

[@ladytiffmoose6045]

His lawyer is Saul Goodman.😂😂

[@shreeshabhat9281]

14:45 best part of the video lmfao

[@relent-lass7510]

That guy who bought zucchini cost himself more money, he should have been polite The cashier was being nice

[@SchazmenRassir]

This subreddit is almost more cathartic than the revenge ones.

[@okie-kan9240]

"Hurt feelings", would be emotional trauma.

[@markedwards3647]

"Hurt feelings" in the US is "emotional damage/damages." Not sure what the "golden check" equivalent is. Probably a wire transfer (happens instantly, 100% secure, has a fee), cashier's check (also not free, and is 100% secure, but you can wait a while to deposit it), or money order, also not free, but may incur a short delay.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

7:00 Twelve miles? Look again, bud.

[@Momo-su6xz]

I'm amazed that some people actually tip $35usd while that's about the amount I make in 2 full shift days at work here in Mexico, and my job isn't bad payed, it's a lot more than the minimum wage

[@mikethor009]

On the trespassing story... I'm pretty sure this story could have gone entirely different If It went down in a castle law state

[@midenightsparkle3]

I probably would have been that person but nicely said that they were ring up the wrong thing. I have worked in retail before and I know you can be fired for this and I wouldn't want that to happen to anyone unless they are super rude.

[@voyagerNO]

They broke the contract. That is serious.

[@lonewanderer1900]

The Uber story with the switched car made me think that the original car was probably the one with the wet spot. Maybe the driver accidentally spilled something on his seat, and wanted someone to pay to clean it.

[@noodleace]

Yo I found one vid and I can’t stop watching I love you man

[@adriennlovasz9340]

welcome to the life of a youtube user

[@Jonas.Scarlett]

So I think the first story is Chick-fil-A because Dame it they are so God Dame nice

[@lonewanderer1900]

That last story is strange... OP sues them after not being paid by Feb 3, the company contacts him AFTER they get the letter of intent, then OP says he has not seen or heard from anyone at the company since Jan 22... I thought January was before February...

[@jnull7655]

Golden check = cashiers check Hurt feelings =emotional damage

[@dedude2114]

as an scp-2662 once said, "you all need Jesus", no joke, young cathulu said it.

[@jimmyryan2517]

Most sane people wouldn’t shoot a guy unless they feel threatened (legal by property protection clause/law) and they knew the sheriff was coming but the idiot still didn’t know who he was dealing with so he should have used caution.

[@stormleal4613]

rSlash... I just wanted you to know that I'm often in an indescribable (literally) amount of pain. After a while I need a break from it... The only thing I've found that distracts me (giving me that break) is your videos. Thank you! I wouldn't be here right now, if your videos hadn't been there. No joke. Not exaggerating at all.

[@FerroequinologistofColorado]

RSlash you are the best Reddit KZbinr!

[@Twinklethefox9022]

He's the only one that I watch

[@FerroequinologistofColorado]

UmbreonTwinkle agreed!

[@georgyriory2023]

3 police officer:*this is the time when guy f##cked up*

[@Robert08010]

As a long time ATV rider with no place to ride that is legal in my state, if someone said they were the owner and wanted me to leave, I'd leave, no problem. There are lots of large pieces of land and few if any gates or fences so its very difficult to know if you have crossed from one place where you have gotten away with it before onto someone else's property. Add to that pieces of land that fell back to the state 15+ years ago for tax reasons so you do sometimes drive over or around old obstacles that once blocked access. But that is all due to NJ being too communistic to even allow a single commercial ATV park to survive. They basically force us to ride illegally.

[@westaussiebrumby5425]

I started to work for a new company in JAN 2018 by JUL 2018 I asked them where my Super was, as it was not in my account. I was informed that it automatically gets and it is my problem and my Supers problem, I ask them again in NOV 2018 and in JAN 2019, informed that it is my problem, so I talk to the TAX man, and 6 months late I get all my Super and now have to be paid an extra 2% to make up the lost interest for as long as I work there.

[@RandysRides]

I would have told the cop that they were on my property STEALING those dirt bikes. No registration, no helmets, trespassing, getaway truck up the street....doesn't look good for entitled dad....

[@LemonLeafCoinProds]

The guy in the first story probably works for Los Polos Hermanos

[@Josh_the_jester]

I'm guessing that OP lawyer freind is the admin for r/legaladvice

[@SpruceOaks]

That last story - this kind of thing happens ALL THE TIME with us consultants. You may not know this, but there are only two types of people who hire consultants for their company 1. Hyper competent CEOs who know the most timely and cost-effective way to get certain projects done is to hire a consultant, and 2. Hyper INcompetent d-bags who hire consultants to do what they won't admit they don't know how to do. Guess which one always tries to stiff us? Fortunately, they are easy to discern which is which after only one meeting, about 95% of the time.

[@stupidbluegoblin77]

14:49 I think the legal term might be "Emotional Distress."

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

story 1- i can find more than 1 strike in that opening statement

[@nae2cute]

Hurt feelings = Emotional Distress in legal speak. At least in the US.

[@MrsGump]

holy shit, I've NEVER been this early. It's pathetic how excited I am lol

[@TheAttacker732]

7:35 I've had someone threatening to shoot at my friends & I over false pretenses. While we were all very visibly armed, in a position that we all had cover immediately available, and outnumbering the aggressors 5:3. Mind you, 2 of us lived where we were shooting and the other 3 of us were invited. Also, when the sheriff's deputies arrived, relatives of these idiots blocked the cars in, rushing to corroborate their side of the story. We were told to be careful, they were told to suck it up because it's the middle of the day and there was no wrongdoing on our part.

[@RedditMason]

The boss was tricked lol

[@a_z.tazzzfan8497]

Gotta love it when stupidity costs arrogant morons more $$. Maybe having a retail background, I politely inform the cashier of an incorrect charge even if it costs me more. I'm a regular patron & like/appreciate the rapport I have with all the employees.

[@siukong]

That must have been a heluva big zucchini.