r/Askreddit - Surgeons, What are the Best Things People Have Said Under the Gas?

[@rSlash]

It's SUNDAY! That means its time to watch RSLASH!

[@AdamOnPCGaming]

First reply

[@delfino6275]

no

[@content1968]

Swaz

[@scpcontainmentstaff]

In an hour it’s not Sunday 4 me

[@dylanlejeune339]

Yes!! A new rSlash video. I’m supposed to be studying but this is more important.

[@mosclone2121]

Patient going under: *Suddenly speaks Chinese* Anesthesiologist: "So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?"

[@sarahtaylorsversion]

Josh Sonon Oh that’s fudged, you magic witch!

[@Sorakeyblademaster37]

Shahrin Kader I laughed way too hard at that.

[@Appri]

He's speaking the language of the gods.

[@wexlerstudios8742]

*Literally moves arm slightly* He landed a critical blow!

[@rocchyaa]

rSlash : "Am I in he--" Yugo : "*intense toy squeakings*" Aww he's just trying to help you censor words~~

[@dtawist]

r/puppycensor

[@emeraldqueen1994]

roocheeroo smart dog...

[@JayBnotJayZ]

He'll be a good KZbinr some day.....

[@skelemonk]

he should make a compilation of the funniest puppy bloopers

[@nayeonsbabie5786]

Where do you hear that?

[@josi4251]

I woke up during my colonoscopy. I looked at the screen and asked, "So ... how's it going?" Someone said something, and then bam, I was out again.

[@carlwebber4094]

I just want to here the other end of that interaction and yes I intend that other end joke

[@tomnovy3476]

terrifying to see that myself

[@craigf6277]

I was having surgery to put my thumb back together after a bad break. Woke up half way through the procedure, asked the surgeon to move his head so I could see. His head whipped around to stare at me, and work a horrified tone asked "WTF is he doing awake!!!". Lights instantly went back out.

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

@@craigf6277 I imagine all limits on how the surgeon's head could move and rotate were removed, so it was actually like a whip

[@anonymousneko7908]

@@craigf6277 xd I swear Im an operating nurse, -and when a patient woke up Its terrifying

[@lionelk.y7233]

That Chineese man story was gold "Oh crap we injected to much China into this man"

[@RedstoneRazor]

I just envisioned someone injecting molten porcelain into someone's bloodstream

[@lionelk.y7233]

@@RedstoneRazor Some dude injects this man with a dumpling while chanting in Mandarin

[@gracegaylord9025]

OH NO HE'S MAKING RAMEN NOW!

[@AndyHappyGuy]

👏👏👏很好笑👏👏👏

[@andrewchristiansen5504]

Starts speaking Mandarin. The doc" how did I do that? "

[@hoodie3745]

I am Dutch. And rarely speak English. I had to go to the US for a surgery, and obviously when the doctors checked on me right before i was put to sleep they talked to me in English. When i woke up, i was still talking in English. My parents told me i could speak in Dutch now because the doctors were out of the room. I started crying and told them i forgot how to speak Dutch. I repeated it over and over while crying, until i eventually said i didnt know how to speak Dutch in Dutch. Great times. My parents still laugh about it to this day

[@-firathelightpheonix-3117]

Lmao.

[@monedameow]

They will never let you forget about it. Don't you love them?

[@1994annemiek]

kinda the same here. I am also dutch but I was in a dutch hospital. I was speaking Dutch with the doctors but the moment I passed out from the propofol I switched to English like I'd been speaking it the whole time.

[@rioreason]

Mikey Visser I cried after I got my tonsils taken out. Fuck if I know why. At least you had a reason, even if it wasn’t really true 😂

[@nielsschobben4186]

@@jessie-ht7bc* ik kan NIET Nederlands spreken

[@andrewmorris483]

When I got my tonsils out as I was going out I said "you're gassing me, so I'll return the favor." Apparently I let one rip and stuck up the room.

[@laurettamackie6105]

Hahahhahah

[@Mistfall254]

Lollolololol

[@MartinFinnerup]

I am only slightly ashamed to admit that got a good chuckle out of me. Might be because I'm on strong pain relief meds after getting my last wisdom tooth extracted earlier today.

[@andrewmorris483]

@@MartinFinnerup fart jokes are funny regardless of age

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@andrewmorris483 I would agree.

[@Call_Me_Moth]

"sorry i thought i was a shark" I laughed so hard i forgot to breathe!

[@MuslimanDardania]

R/boneappletea

[@abandonedchannel112]

Edonit’s Animations no, he probably accidentally put a space, therefore you used the wrong subReddit. “r/boneappletea” is a subreddit related to people substituting parts of words unintentionally, like “ Bone-Apple-Tea”. ‘rUle bReaKeRS’ Didn’t intend to put “For got”, he simply without his notice added a space. (No Hating, it’s just I don’t like seeing people using subreddits for wrong purposes.) Cheers mate.

[@MuslimanDardania]

MrCrisBlox wow. Innever thought someone could take a subreddit so seriously. Technically im not wrong.

[@abandonedchannel112]

Edonit’s Animations “Innever” Lmao, now you can be put on r/boneappletea, you happy yet?

[@MuslimanDardania]

MrCrisBlox lol. I didn’t realize i put n instead if space. Ill just put u in a subreddit. Which one u thinking? Cheers

[@bataton7733]

"Anesthesiologist..." Doggo: That's my cue

[@thehuyto]

Yugo: huh? is that the hardest word to say? time to start the doggening

[@sophiecutts8667]

Yes

[@emunebula2975]

Me 5 years ago : "I can't be put on anesthesia bc i might accidentally come out as gay"

[@forestexpertrees]

I came out to my parents beforehand bc I was scared I'd do it on anesthesia when I got my wisdom teeth out lmao

[@emunebula2975]

@@forestexpertrees power move

[@pansexualdoom3428]

Omg that tops everything from the video LMFAO

[@tomnovy3476]

this made me laugh

[@maxd3964]

can relate to this O.o

[@iamnobody1734]

My grandma went under for a surgery, and they said that she managed to share a fair bit of cooking advice with them before she passed out completely.

[@lilyfae7197]

Aww that’s cute

[@kaded_cat]

😂😂😂

[@RavenMacy]

Wholesome 💝

[@forgottenisconfused6706]

rSlash: Anesthesiol- Dog: I'm gonna stop you right there.

[@rubyyp2182]

xD

[@JackShen]

1st time: Nurse catches me "driving my car" in the bed, "what are you doing?", "I need to get to the bank to deposit this check before it closes!" another time: I'm scrambling around frantically in the bed, Nurse "what's wrong?", me "I dropped my cigarette, in the floorboard!". Apparently I was driving again. and I thought the glowing red light on my finger tip from one of the monitors was a cigarette. ...... *sigh*

[@dizzy.18]

i got put under anesthesia by an anesthesiologist who told me "the only kids i cant put to sleep are my own" i said "bet" and stayed awake as he set my broken wrist and crashed right after he finished. i was five and remember talking to him the entire time.

[@spaghetiman1936]

Liberty how much pain did you feel!?!

[@dizzy7291]

💀💀

[@hjdbr1094]

what a madlad

[@rubyyp2182]

Oof

[@Mistfall254]

@@spaghetiman1936 Probably none, they use conscious sedation for setting broken limbs, and revising dislocations.

[@fir-endflames]

I went under for a dental procedure, and the last thing I remember is looking at my mom, waving at her and said “see you in hell!” She was completely mortified.

[@RoseDragon529]

That has the same kind of energy as the “You’re all going to Hell. Goodbye!” Vine

[@berry4269]

that’s epic and all but do you see this dog i have as my profile picture

[@ThePinkRubber]

Wtf 😂😂

[@Mistfall254]

Lol, laughing gas is really powerful stuff

[@tomnovy3476]

imagine your child saying that

[@lizoland]

The things I remember after my wisdom teeth surgery: “Can I have starbucks?” “What about Taco Bell?” “That Doctor is NOT as hot as my boyfriend, I don’t care how much money he makes!” And trying to act completely sober when the nurse came back into the room while my dad was recording me.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

Good thing your dad was recording you. I was the one recording myself so I didn't even get started until I was in the car. I was too out of it to remember if what I said right after I woke up was funny. I just know I immediately started talking and refused to stop, so they had to rush to take the gauze out of my mouth.

[@TheEPICMarioBros2]

I would love to see that recording

[@VTPPGLVR]

When I got my wisdom teeth removed, I was sitting there, waiting for the gas to kick in. I looked at the dentist and asked “So when are we going to start?” He looked at me, laughed a little, and said “We finished about 15 minutes ago.” I was wondering how the room went from 4 people to 1 in about half a second...

[@sirsmiles1915]

*T I M E T R A V E L*

[@ashhhyyyy]

hah thanks for the laugh

[@tomnovy3476]

Quick sleep perk that you used

[@Ninjakitsune978]

My doctor vanished and was replaced by my mom. I asked her, when he will do the procedure... He was already done. My transition was seamless. To this day I don't know, when he cut the teeth out. I know they're out, because it hurt like hell later. But that's what pain meds are for.

[@emedavis1735]

Ok funny story Doctor: outing me under to get some caps and teeth filled ( rare genetic problem where my teeth are mostly hollow ) Me: tells my dad to come close let I need to tell you something Dad: comes closer Me : closer Dad: comes right up to my face Me: Screams “FISHES !!!!”

[@wexlerstudios8742]

69th like, fishes are nice man

[@beeeeee782]

Omg that's amazing lmao!! XDD

[@acebalistic1358]

Some random dude walks in, says “I thought I was a shark” and eats you

[@notimportant9082]

Woah I have a genetic condition where my teeth are mostly hollow too

[@tomnovy3476]

lol also i never heard o hollow teeth when they fell out it probaly would be a horror show to see the underside of the tooth

[@renownwulf636]

When I got shoulder surgery, i remember they rolled me from one stretcher to the operating table/chair. I remember being really confused and thought my thigh was someone else's, and i just kept saying "Who's leg is this? Whooo's leg is this?!? Is this my leg? who's in the bed with me? oh, it's mine"

[@krystalgomez2300]

Omggg thats so fkin hilarious

[@letsreadreddit1735]

I remember a friend of mine who told the nurse “I need more, the dreams need me” Not sure what he meant lol

[@gam3army]

That's easy. He was fighting nightmares with nights the jester. XD

[@letsreadreddit1735]

gbg reviews lmao good one

[@breezyxd9271]

He was saving the world from people who do watch r slash

[@TrennythingiSARMable]

I think he meant more anesthesia so he can imagine dreams?

[@gracegaylord9025]

HE MUST RETURN TO HIS PEOPLE

[@HootFloot]

RSlash: C’mon bud! This word is hard to say! Yugo: S U F F E R

[@thebottlewithoutalix2806]

Me, an absolute European LAD: DID SOMEONE JUST SAY YUGO

[@jomarcenter]

me: Speak Chinese while under. Doctor: I am getting fired for this.

[@corbinbrier0]

You have no idea how much joy it brings me when you say "Smooch the pooch!"

[@emeraldqueen1994]

Corbin Brier I like your profile picture ✏️✒️🌹

[@kittiekat10105]

a friend of mine texted me after getting his wisdom teeth out, thinking he was Captain Kirk and I was Spock. I got reprimanded for disrespecting my commanding officer.

[@spindless]

I wish I could like this but it's to hilarious to not keep it at 69 like

[@ScientistCat]

Oh no, I hope you weren't demoted to Lieutenant...

[@jamieschechner7954]

Mr. Spock, get me a coffee...

[@GigaTechWolf]

Captains Log, Stardate 72863

[@sondrasue1855]

Me, waking up from eye-surgery *flails around franticlly* HALP IM BLIND- Doctor: it’s just a washcloth over your eyes! Me: ... oh

[@xequionx246]

Oh that’s fu*ked, u magic witch 0:56 That had me laughing

[@neoqwerty]

I'm calling the nurses on anesthesia teams magic witches from now on

[@juicebox9759]

i got 5 teeth removed and when i woke up my lips were swollen and said "I thought i was getting teeth removed not plastic surgery" I was 9

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

At least is not like the kid of the story of the nurse that told him "say goodbye to mommy" i mean wtf i wouldn't say anyone that while i put to sleep

[@Someone.that.you.usedtoknow]

same except I was 5 years old and it was my front seat. the surgery it's self was not as traumatizing as the next few days of having more blood than saliva and the following years without front teeth, even though I woke up during surgery and had no idea what was going on.

[@cruella4341]

That sounds like a line from a sitcom.

[@aurum3747]

Wait you guys got gassed when pulling out teeth? Had taken 6 out at once, only had that needle anesthesia

[@juicebox9759]

@@aurum3747 yo bruh you ok???

[@KrysMagic56]

“Nice big breaths” “Thanks I just had them done” Me: *dying of laughter while trying to eat tacos in public*

[@crescentmoon5859]

Chilli at home almost choked laughing 😅😅

[@greensteve9307]

My anesthesiologist: "We don't use gas, but this needle won't hurt." Me: "You lied, it did hurt!" Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't." Me: "Yes it did!!!" Anesthesiologist: "No it didn't." Me: "zzzzzz"

[@Gokaes]

it was odd feeling, it felt like someone was injecting fire into your veins i still can forget the feeling, surgery was a year and two months ago

[@maxwaynely]

Rslash: Am I in heck? *pupper squeaks his pupper toy* Rslash: *laughs* Starting to feel like I'm in hell Me: *GASPS* HE SAID HELL

[@roebin3756]

@Samuel Mccorvey demon itisation

[@roebin3756]

@Samuel Mccorvey lmao watch out demon it is a tion!

[@roebin3756]

@Samuel Mccorvey lmao!

[@Corvus__]

@Samuel Mccorvey GOOD ONE!

[@Corvus__]

@@roebin3756 GOOD ONE!

[@Puddycat431]

not when I was under gas but my family just *loves* remidning me of the time I had an extremely high fever and kept quoting barbie movies.... or saying things like "Why didn't you tell me my sister was a pegasus" ...the catch? I don't have a sister.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

plot twist: your brother is a giraffe

[@Puddycat431]

@@ArcanineEspeon he's certainly tall enough to be one = ')

[@ArcanineEspeon]

@@Puddycat431 ah, the plot thickens.

[@AssaultRider555]

Yugo: *barks* rSlash: Don't make me come down there, you punk.

[@noahpolakiewicz822]

Best reference I’ve ever seen

[@potatoslayer9526]

I DEMAND CAM FOOTAGE OF THE PUPPYBLOOPERS

[@jep9092]

Yes please

[@comicsans5812]

Y E S

[@kingmudkipz9429]

Nah, I prefer the puppybloopers to be like a satisfying end to the video

[@FrogsNStuff]

YES.

[@rikkistover6927]

Seconded

[@annal2797]

I had to go under 3 times in one year and I said/did some pretty weird things: 1- I remember saying to the doctor “you better not kill me” 2- I woke up and said “can you guys be quiet and let me sleep!!” I was grumpy for the rest of the day 😹 3- I just had my wisdom teeth out and my cheek were very swollen and immediately the nurse gave me a very big popsicle to eat and I was like “uhhhh this is not gonna fit in my mouth” Mind you I did worse things on the medication

[@chareclaire]

Before my brother had his spinal surgery a few years ago, he asked the anesthesiologist "what if it doesn't work?!" to which they laughed until he went under (about 4 seconds). When he woke up, all he kept saying was "Tea. I just want tea. Please. Tea. Get me tea."

[@sofiah.5820]

Well did he get his tea

[@carlwebber4094]

If your brother is not from Britain than I'll be more dull than and unbuttered bread role(which still taste great)

[@StoHelit7]

As someone who just received £35 worth of loose leaf teas and tisanes who is also have surgery next month. If this isn't me I'll be amazed.

[@chareclaire]

@@sofiah.5820 About 3 days later because they had to limit his fluid intake to just water.

[@chareclaire]

@@StoHelit7 If you love your tea/coffee, avoid the NHS supplied stuff... A colleague describes the coffee as "brown sad water" to which I agree with him. The tea is probably Tetleys or Typhoo, so drinkable, but not Yorkshire Gold or Tea Pigs by any stretch. My brother had his own supply of tea bags and instant coffee (he was in hospital for a long time), but hopefully you will only require one or two drinks of the elixir of life. Good luck with your surgery!

[@popsanddais]

'MWAH SMOOCH THE POOCH x3' rSlash are you sure you weren't put under while recording this?

[@aurorabyrd6104]

nah. He was just makin sure to smooch da pooch!

[@CaptainNomae]

He does this in every puppy bloopers... Almost every.

[@carolinabeltran8420]

Lol I liked my own comment

[@mhfan299]

I was wondering the same thing in r/puppybloopers

[@LittleBlueAngelDuck]

When I woke up from surgery on my hand, I looked at my mom and said "So, that was the surgery. Can I go now back to school to play the saxophone?" She looked at me with pure shock and said that we're going to eat lunch and then go home. I wasn't in school that day.

[@AmazingAutist]

That last one was gold. Can you imagine the sheer panic that doctor and nurse might have felt 🤣

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

"I have 1 million dollars in drug money under the couch cushions." Surgeons: "Forget the surgery!"

[@kazzam5]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions LOL

[@lionelk.y7233]

Perfect username too

[@bobbysauce1174]

Tails is dissapointed in your recent surgeries

[@plasmqq]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions ... why just why?

[@heezywrld]

Hey you just subscribed to me!

[@hopelovewright4248]

Me: "If I dont count backwards it will not work." Next second (in my head): "magically transported" to the recovery room.

[@cherieelana4166]

rSlash: "But when I went in for my gallbladder surgery..." Yugo: "RUUUuuuuuuaaahh!" rSlash: "DDDoooooggggGGGHHHH!" Yugo: *I will end your career!*

[@BLANK-tj5ew]

Yugo: *points gun at RSLASH* play with me

[@allhailthewatcher8488]

*me seconds before going out* “I don’t think I like penises anymore” and in fact, I was correct,

[@kxterrxmkf7736]

I love this 😂

[@JudyCoxify]

HAH, YES I LOVE IT

[@Monkewithnopants]

Lol

[@kal9728]

@Heather Bryant how did your mother react?

[@DragonsREpic]

wait so what did you do with urs?!

[@abbyeagles9337]

When I was in recovery after open heart surgery. I was so thirsty and had a dry throat, I kept asking and the nurse kept refusing. I ended up telling her she runs the recovery like hitler. When my mum told me I was absolutely horrified and mortified, we apologised profusely and brought her plenty of chocolate, cake and biscuits

[@mariahslick8244]

Rslash: about to say the longest American word in the dictionary. Dog: my bark is ready!!!

[@syrupsana5309]

OP: *gives the bloodiest smile ever* Lady: O_O *turns away* lol

[@eattherich6098]

#Blessed? More like #Possessed

[@samuraix558]

I had to have an emergency appendectomy this June, and my mom told me I woke up and forgot how to speak English, and started speaking Mandarin (no, not randomly, my mom's Chinese) I kept asking for water and I didn't get my ice till my mom came to translate.

[@industrialover]

When you pause to laugh it cracks me up, your laugh is infectious

[@ljh5141]

Same here. You can't help laughing with him.🤣👍

[@lovewhatkind2.045]

Jade S. I laughed harder when he started laughing, at one point I had to pause the video.

[@Roamingfirebat]

rSlash to Yugo : what do you want from me. Yugo : your channel.

[@Videogamedonut17]

He deserves it

[@clevoro]

There should now be a r/yugo dedicated to dog

[@ilumie9779]

@@Videogamedonut17 He's been such a good boy!

[@sawyerawr5783]

You seem mistaken-it’s already Yugo’s channel. Do keep up, lol!

[@Lumen99]

"This is better than meth" I'm officially deceased

[@2drunk2fuc18]

"Nice big breaths" "Thanks I just had them done" that part killed me XD Edit: Holy fudge, barely saw I had this many likes up until now lol

[@pancakezdrawz7936]

Same XDD

[@Noah62405]

2DRUNK2FUC same lol

[@maggiee639]

That’s straight out of a movie haha too perfect

[@only4ju227]

O lol I actually thought he said breasts

[@kantorilo]

I was your 600th like yw lol

[@goomba1000]

My two favourites are "I thought I was a shark" and "I told you it wasn't just menstrual cramps."

[@RoseDragon529]

Same, the menstral cramps one had me in tear!

[@RoseDragon529]

*tears. I can’t edit comments on the device I’m using and I don’t want to use another device

[@kkcolors]

That was kinda what it was with my sister, we assumed it was period until the fever spiked. sadly I wasnt there to see if there was any funny moments from the drugs other than her saying morfine was goooood

[@goomba1000]

@@kkcolors Oh dear. She's okay now, at least, right?

[@kkcolors]

@@goomba1000 Oh yah, that was a year ago haha

[@kitkatgames]

When I got my wisdom teeth out my friend was the one who took me and on the way back (I didn’t remember this my friend had to tell me) apparently I wanted to go to McDonald’s and ask them where the nearest KFC was .... even being doped up I wanted to cause havoc 😂

[@Eskotar]

"Do you mind?" "Umm, yes! Why do you think I'm making all this noise??"

[@klaus7467]

16:05 Rslash: I responded.. **squeak** Rslash: ... *dog*

[@xdsuduki7575]

*dog*

[@anthnylder8136]

- that sounds like someth -

[@bella_jsp1782]

-Pooch-

[@running_faster6257]

aarrararah

[@candlegal10311]

Ok, the Old lady stories reminded me of something I overheard at a fast food joint. This was last year long before The 19 showed up. So I was on lunch break and the BK is right across the street from my job. So I head inside to grab food and eat. I get in line behind these two older ladies, both had to be at least 80. They had been arguing when I got in line. at first, I was not paying attention but my attention was snagged by "you did not like my post of The Facebook" "You were posting a vulgar photo." "I was just showing off my new tattoo" "I could see your nipples!" "No, you could not My tattoo is on my collar bone my nipples are by my knees!"

[@WishGender]

Oml I’m cackling

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

"Am I in heck?" -Squeak- "I responded-" -jinglESQUEAK- oh my god I can't stop laughing

[@VeeTOHFan]

my last words before i went under were “if i wake up in the next 15 minutes im gay” i woke up after 15 minutes and 30 seconds

[@lylawinters3276]

Hope that wasn't your big reveal...

[@milkhoneyandstrangerthings5323]

Nice

[@CherryPuppy]

oh, you came out when you went under too....?

[@steph-pn1vx]

Nice

[@kay4u]

guys im pretty sure this isnt a coming out post lmao

[@therisinghero1300]

After I 'woke up' from surgery apparently I kept trying to get up to go find pants, i was still in the gown, and kept asking where they were. Me and my quest for pants! xD

[@melinalisi7038]

The "Paint me like one of your French girls" story had me whistle laughing

[@KendraKingery]

When i got my wisdom teeth out, i remember coming around in the operating chair, fully aware of my situation and location. I remember being walked to the car and buckled in. My mom drove me to the pharmacy and i remember telling her she was driving in the wrong lane. She laughed and said that she was not. I also remember asking if i was going to die because i overheard my parents talking about how i was 5 days from sepsis due to an infection in my upper left wisdom tooth.

[@yeetyeetpotatoskeet5263]

When I got my appendix removed I woke up a few minutes before surgery to see the surgeon with a scalpel say, “he needs more anesthesia” but before this I said, “over that fast! Thanks!”

[@bobbysauce1174]

Nobody: Patients: HIPPITY HOPPITY *hoi* bruh djejdq

[@ironichoodies]

Antivax parents' kids in a nutshell

[@danielashby9171]

do you want some of the "HIPPITY HOPPITUS"

[@terrahatvol7960]

I remember this: when I woke up from ankle surgery, I started singing musicals (Wicked, Hadestown, Dear Evan Hansen, etc). Dunno why I did but I felt comfortable and only slightly embarrassed (no self confidence).

[@jonathonholtzclaw958]

Starts going down from anastheasia wakes up Hears a low voice from the left “Hey, you’re finally awake. Got trapped in that imperial ambush like us.”

[@farmerboy916]

... Y'know, I'm suddenly suprised more fiction doesn't make use of that as a method to introduce modern people into other worlds/ times.

[@vshiki4872]

"DAMMIT NOT THIS AGAIN RALOF--"

[@MikayaAkyo]

@@vshiki4872 "Oh screw this, i'm going to side with the Imperials! Maybe then this torture will end!" D:

[@crabby4911]

Puppy: rawrr rSlash: RAWRRr Puppy: **Surprised dog face**

[@lisachiappetti6092]

I read this exactly as this happened

[@mylifeisntinteresting4288]

I remember I once got knocked out in a rugby match, apparently while I was out I managed to tackle someone and get out of the maul. This is when my body had shut down and I woke up and had to restart all my limbs. I staggered up got back in line, luckily they scored soon, and played until during a huddle one of the other girls realised I was NOT ok. I was saying “I know I don’t look ok but I swear I am” I was still drowsy and had convinced myself I was in a dream so I didn’t think it was serious. My coach not wanting to take me off, only takes me off when one of the girls goes “she’s had a HEAD INJURY she needs to go off” I got taken off for one minute and played for the rest of the game (which wasn’t long tbf). I still don’t know how serious the head injury was as i was never properly checked. 🤷‍♀️

[@benghist1451]

Rslash: and this is r/puppy bloopers Me: this does put a smile on my face

[@con-artist4994]

It's kinda inevitable

[@dane229]

I Understood that reference

[@spacecat76]

Nice profile pic lmao!

[@benghist1451]

@@spacecat76 thanks I worked hard on it😂😂😂

[@Tommyplaz]

Your profile picture puts a smile on my face

[@MorphianDA]

Had to go under a little while back. I have a dark sense of humour.. *Insert generic high/stoner voice* "Yoooo, ama 'bout to get Bill Cosby'd heh heh he..."

[@maggiee639]

SlimSnowman yea I would’ve laughed at that

[@OneToxicPixel]

Not gonna lie that was very funny xD most funny thing I was able to do when I was put under was as a child when I woke up I just got out of bed and wandered around, looking for my mother, who had been sleeping next to me the entire time, when the nurse picked me up, she was a little freaked out because I should have been sleeping for at least another hour, so she promptly put me back in the bed without waking up my Mum. She deserved a nap after all, it has been a pretty rough time for her ;-;

[@alixcornett2260]

This is my new favorite video on the entire internet. I've always loved these sorts of stories, plus with puppy bloopers? The best. Which means I need to add my own contribution: So not exactly anesthesia, just medication that made me very drowsy and sleepy. I was admitted to a hospital in Japan a few months ago after accidentally eating something I'm allergic to and after explaining what had happened, how much of it I'd eaten and how I was feeling, the nurses decided to hook me up to an iv with a steroid and some allergy medication since I didn't have an epipen. So they hook me up, I get my book out of my bag and promptly fall asleep one the syringe has been emptied into my tube. The lady who had been responsible for me left and about two minutes later, came back to tell me my host mom would be coming to pick me up in two hours when my iv bag finished. I shot awake and immediately asked her if it had been two hours yet. She said no and I went right back to sleep. An hour later, a nurse came to check on my bag, to make sure it was progressing smoothly. Again, I shoot awake before he can open the curtain and am staring right at him just so I can ask him what time it is. Still not time. Right back to bed. Then what feels like seconds later I hear my host mom calling for me (since it was past normal hours for the front of the hospital and the nurses weren't there to tell her where I was) and I respond "has it been two hours yet?" She takes me home after getting my subscription and I'm pretty loopy still for the rest of the night. Good time.

[@dreaderlord]

"How can this random white guy speak mandarin? That is impossible!"

[@Ruffrolf]

Wait! That’s illegal!

[@TheBackyardChemist]

IMPOSSIBRU!

[@AndyHappyGuy]

是。非常不可能。

[@ladytalksalot4097]

My brother is white as baking soda but speaks fluent Filipino, and let me tell you, he has a LOT of fun freaking people out. He's also gained a lot of Filipino friends in the process, too. :)

[@NarutoUzumaki-hj2hb]

TheBackyardChemist hahah lol

[@TheChellebelle1]

This reminded me of when I had to be knocked out when i was pregnant with my second child, i was getting a lot of abdominal pain when I was around 3 or 4 months pregnant and blood tests showed nothing, they suspected an ectopic pregnancy, so I was terrified and when I get scared I talk a mile a minute, I'm laid on the bed ready to be knocked out and talking non stop to the anesthesiologist, get half way through what I'm saying and knocked out, I wake up and promptly finish what I was saying to a very confused looking nurse and say "oh you're not the doctor" the nurse bless her just smiled and asked how I was feeling I answered" a little foolish". I'm happy to say I later gave birth to a healthy baby boy who is now 25 years old and is one of the very best lights in my life.

[@MrMato]

When I got drugged, i just got calmer then i usually was. Hell, I could zone out 10x easier, which was nice. Weird.

[@ishipitlikefedex2610]

Yugo constantly interrupting your recording is the most hilarious and adorable thing 😂

[@Thenoobestgirl]

We have been blessed with so many puppy bloopers today! 😁🐶❤️ #SmoochThePooch

[@kimhohlmayer7018]

Best laughs I’ve had in weeks! The puppy bloopers were adorable and also hysterical, especially the squeaky toy noises.

[@grim-tweeter6712]

No one: Absolutely no one: rSlash: *_Smooch my pooch_*

[@creepywaffles4783]

I would smooch the puppy 🐶 🥰 I just love puppies

[@justinhampton8067]

@SnowBelow yeah u should delete it

[@kuilios]

Why did you fucking copy the other guys post

[@kuilios]

@@zucchiniangst8211 ik the format isn't original but the commenter copied the other guys joke

[@MikayaAkyo]

@@zucchiniangst8211 Don't make them work too hard. Reading requires a lot of concentration.

[@veronica-yb9li]

when i was in primary (elementary) school, i went to my local hospital after struggling to breathe in the night. i went under and woke up the next morning and had a normal conversation with my mum who was in the room with me before i ended up passing out again (around 1 pm). before i passed out again i screamed 'oh great, here we go again'.

[@carlwebber4094]

Ah shit,here we go again

[@aggieledwell]

My father had a tumor removed through surgery. After the surgery he was still groggy. He thought my mother had changed his clothes. Later he was talking to my mother and found out it was the nurse😂. He was 51 with no disabilities other than arthritis. What made the story funnier is that when he’s embarrassed he get RED. It was kinda funny to see his reaction.

[@gogurt836]

I remember them telling me that I yelled “HOLY CRAP THE WORLDS FRICKING UPSIDE DOWN” as I went under

[@Echo_Kenji]

I'm still laughing 😂

[@average534]

Depends witch time u said it

[@Tristan-Hueniken]

I had my wisdom teeth taken out, all I remember from waking up is telling the doctor "This shit is way better than the shrooms I had" My mom was also in the room. We now call it the "truth serum"

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Honesty just call it vetrulsim at that point. (I'm a nerd...)

[@Aroaceenby]

I remember faintly waking up from getting my wisdom teeth out. There's a fuzzy memory of something I said. I had brought my stuffed animal, a small bunny in a white blanket with me to surgery, and I remember seeing her shortly after I woke up and saying, "There's a bunny in this blanket," to my mom in a confused tone.

[@darkandose]

When I was 8 I remember saying "don't you even dare to think that you'll get me to sleep with this sweet gas" and I immediately fell asleep This is one of the most common things that my mom says about me

[@pastedino6670]

Once my aunt was talking about how she makes brussel sprouts before her surgery, and when she woke up she started talking from where she left off in the conversation.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I did the same, except my mouth was full of gauze and I was furiously trying to explain to my doctor that Pikachu and Eevee were entirely unrelated Pokémon.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

@@ArcanineEspeon lol

[@avocadox2730]

when I had eye surgery I kept saying "the elevator and the chair" and laughed like it was the funniest thing in the world

[@NinkaAndTheirVoices]

I remember getting my wisdom teeth removed when i was 16 and my sis was 14. I clearly remember while still as high as a kite my mom going on Pandora while i was in the front seat and my sis was in the back asleep. We were going to get our medication and Let it go started playing. I remember that I rolled the window down and started to scream... Not sing... Scream the lyrics to the song in a muffled voice, my sis joined. She just woke up and joined once i got to the chorus. Other drivers were clearly confused, annoyed, and looked worried.

[@freakctrlcgistudio2587]

Coming out out of surgery I remember asking the nurse: "Where do you think humanity will be in 50,000 years?" ^_^

[@deepant7036]

This man here is asking the real questions!

[@allisonavery7273]

I thought that said "humidity" and I was thinking about how the sun will eventually swallow the Earth and how in general, the planet will dry out due to heat (most likely) so

[@RedHeavy-]

Allison Avery no, that’s not how.

[@Iz4kulvr]

A bad place looking from where we are now

[@carlwebber4094]

@@allisonavery7273 are you on an anesthetic right now?

[@darkmask5933]

I remember our old family practitioner, he loved our family. I remember being a teenager and telling him I was taking French in school, so he responded with "Bonjour, oui oui, escargot ... stick shift!" and about pissed himself laughing like it was the funniest joke ever. Another time my sister had to go in because she twisted her ankle, he again cracked himself up when she told him that she didn't know you couldn't wear roller skates on a skateboard.

[@wh0swhip]

my last words when i was about to go under was “i have to pee”

[@georgek4416]

lol

[@milkncookies4632]

Uh oh

[@average534]

@꧁ FlowwoCloud ꧂ lmao

[@goldenhoneybee7823]

I really love that you leave in your laughing at the stories. Makes it much more entertaining.

[@NeverGonnaGiveyuCheese]

The Pinocchio tattoo on his dong with the dong being the nose was priceless

[@liqqlepwince]

My friend Eddie at the age of 12 had a surgery, and they said “say Goodbye to your parents”, and he was like, "see you in hell..." and passed out, his mother says, they burst down of laughter when they heard him. Another story about my friend Ashley. She was somewhere at the age of 10 when she got her first surgery, because she broke her arm stumbling and they said say bye-bye to your mommy, and when she was about to pass out she said these words... "...bye bitch..." and passed out. Her mother had a talk with her after she had that surgery. But the doctors and the nurse had a good laugh. Both of them are now in collage, and we still laugh about those stupid moments. But you gotta admit it’s funny.

[@ariaready1892]

Sounds like something i would say to my family but then i would instantly regret it and blam it on Anastasia but i said it on purpose

[@tomnovy3476]

Woah you have friends?!?!?! I just have my sis

[@galeforce0113]

See you in hell is far more funny

[@superrooster18]

Too bad, she got in trouble for something she didn’t even say.

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@superrooster18 uhhh if she did so fucking what. That mom is a dipshit

[@ilygothy]

_Me:_ *Bites* *friends* *hair* _Friend:_ What was that for?! _Me:_ sOrRy I tHoUgHt i WaS a ShArK

[@Kuntness]

As much as I loved listening to these stories, your laughter is what made it for me lol

[@ethanchenoweth]

Hey rSlash, can you let yugo Bork in between stories?

[@Starfroot]

Ethan Chenoweth yasss

[@sprinkleman8103]

Ethan Chenoweth YES!

[@mercurymoonn]

Yes!!! We need this

[@TsukiKageTora]

Why?

[@ThiccyKyle]

Um, excuse me! It us not r/! Its rSlash! If you get that wrong 1 more time you have to give me your phone, pc, and laptop including everything you own.

[@frogoverlord3471]

When I was like 9 suffering from a bad fever I would get dizzy and so I went to bed after one of these dizzy spills and woke up crying because I was Abraham Lincoln and I cried to my mom until I relized I was indeed not Abraham Lincoln

[@jamieschechner7954]

Muffinz Lincoln, 46th President of the surgery room

[@tomnovy3476]

Ah the dreams

[@tomnovy3476]

@@jamieschechner7954 thanks for making my night

[@ArcanineEspeon]

The funniest thing here for me is wondering why being Honest Abe was worth crying about.

[@biggeelafan42069]

I have a fun story about my sister who was having her tonsils out. Basically, the doctors said that usually the kids don't talk for a while after it because their throat hurts so much, but my sister's loud ADHD self couldn't just... not talk. And so as soon as she woke up, she just stared at the doctor, and then screamed "MY THROAT HURTS!" at the top of her lungs.

[@theon-32]

16:00 - Demonetized. "Starting to feel like I'm in *hell*"

[@omotsosirhc]

Multi Gaming Anything is a swear word in KZbin’s point of view

[@BillyBoze]

@@epsilon7707 You can't even spell it right...

[@aviejay04]

Oh my gosh he said h-h-h-hell? Oof I sound like a furry eeeeeee

[@FlawlessBBQ]

When u play it over and over it sounds like he’s saying “Hurting to feel like I’m in hell”

[@chimkinungies2393]

Its funny hearing this now as I'm getting surgery in 2 hours. This makes me feel better.. Edit: Thank you for all the concern kind strangers and I apologise for my late reply. (hopefully you didn't worry too much @-@). If anyone is interested I had surgery on my wrist to remove a ganglion cyst (imagine a balloon filled with the lubricants in your joints) after I didn't receive proper care following my surgery in 2013 (broken hand/arm). Overall, it was a quick surgery and sadly I didn't say anything interesting apon waking up. :/ Thankfully it seems I will be fine now and have finally regained the muscles in my arm. :)) Again thank you for commenting and liking it means a lot

[@Katherina13S]

How did it go?

[@exohsreallytrash9548]

How was your surgery?

[@offdazaza2769]

the gas is really something special, aint it?

[@netherkeeper7171]

It has been 6 months how did it go?

[@sofiah.5820]

It's been 7 months How'd it go?

[@drcyb3r]

I was in such a situation too, but I wasn't asleep. That was made so I could feel no pain and the doctors could talk to me with me understanding it and in case something happens, they could get me to a normal state in a few minutes. It felt like I was hovering above the table and I couldn't see anything in a normal way, everything was distorted. But at least I didn't say anything weird while waking up, as I had the full control over what I said the whole time. Also everything took abut an hour, but it felt more like ten minutes.

[@ashiethewhale2700]

To all the patients in this video: Your pain is enjoyable to me.