r/Choosingbeggars "Accepting Girlfriend Applications!" Funny Reddit Posts

r/Choosingbeggars think that girls are just lining up to date them. This delusional choosing beggar has a list of requirements for his girlfriend and says that he's "accepting applications" LOL! Like they're applying for a job or something? Talk about having a terrible boss. These choosing beggars are absolutely insane if they think they're going to get what they think they deserve!
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[@rSlash]

IT'S A VIDEO OF YUGO! 💖🐕💖 He's gotten so much bigger! 👇 How many times he will bark during my next video

[@MSR3263]

rSlash yeet

[@Madon-pc2iq]

Hi

[@e.d.5766]

All of the times.

[@thattinykoala]

*gasp* PUPPER

[@rayy3906]

Hmm, im guessing atleast 15 times

[@BestBES]

"Your parents hate me!" *threatens them and takes their daughters' money* Gee, wonder why they don't like you?

[@TheHaloVoyager]

Hmmmmm. I wonder 🤔

[@carriebrown679]

Thank you!!!

[@valtteriflinck6803]

Those parents must be just crazy and selfish

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

Must be his haircut.

[@carolinestapleton8277]

“I can’t believe that they won’t loan me only $15,000! They’re so selfish!” I know, sooo selfish.

[@ceilyurie856]

The "GF Application" guy literally expects an ACTUAL PERSON to look like an anime character who is canonically a child...and basically be his slave....wtf. AND expects competition on top of that?

[@vinportobg]

I dig that ... I might set up a GF Application too if I don't give a FK if women take me seriously. Sadly where I am I might find candidates so I don't. I am 40+ successful and don't care for a relationship I made weird statements like that to women so they stop hitting on me hoping those around me think I am a selfish bastard but it doesn't work. There is on 20 year old who tried to play along with it so I ditch the act. So to your question of competition the answer is yes there could be. There are passengers for every boat.

[@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404]

Ceil Yurie we need to call fbi on him

[@ceilyurie856]

@@namjoonsoldmyjamsfor3dolla404 sadly being a massive creep toward real people isnt a crime...now if we can prove sexual assault or attempted...then again, going by that application... I mean I am into some loli and shot aand stuff but damn, dont expect real people to look like anime characters. Let alone want to willingly be a slave and compete for the "priviledge" of surving me

[@optie2965]

@@vinportobg did we ask tho?

[@heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613]

@@optie2965 lmao r/Ihadsex

[@anitatapiocah]

That guy looking for a girlfriend spelled slave wrong.

[@thekyleprojekt7996]

You spelled real women wrong.

[@SBG_no1fan]

lol

[@Lana2k6]

More like, "This neckbeard spelled 'waifu' wrong."

[@stn6408]

@Aaro Rintala you spelt wrong wrong wrong

[@cheddarknight7842]

Just by a bit tho

[@misspinkpunkykat]

$300 sounds cheap to groom ONE horse eight hours away.

[@Stripedbottom]

Exactly, that sounds like just the cost of driving there & back. How much for the actual work?

[@ladyofthelake93]

Right? A professional body clip is usually like $100 a horse.

[@anelebirdie3435]

Ikr. Plus, if you are so broke...why do you even keep horses? Isn't a cheap hobby.

[@ladyofthelake93]

@@anelebirdie3435 I mean, life happens sometimes. But that's where you buy some refurbished clippers and do it yourself.

[@anelebirdie3435]

@@ladyofthelake93 true. Very true. I just have a feeling that it wasn't a case of life happening with that particular one.

[@crimsonr10t]

*since you’ve planned all thi-* *since you’ve planned all thi-* *since you’ve planned all thi-* *since you’ve planned all thi-*

[@yvnaa2854]

😂😂😂 Take it.. (\_/) (^ • ^) (>👍>. Have ittt!

[@llamaboioflusatia]

-s -s -s -s

[@llamaboioflusatia]

Saltoons Whoosh, that was the joke, to be intentionally stupid

[@jackandrews5478]

I read this before I got to the end. I was very confused for a bit

[@annareid9928]

god Yugo making me think I'm having a stroke lmao

[@justanamitard]

rSlash: *exists* Yugo: *I'm about to bark this guy's whole career*

[@bogustoast22none25]

Improve*

[@ARTHUR-fm6or]

Also :"I'm about to dig this bone into the hole."

[@webfactorysolutions]

Wonder if the name is yugo or hugo

[@justanamitard]

@@webfactorysolutions it is Yugo

[@BoeBillyBobJoeJr]

that wasn't funny

[@Tetra392]

These guys: "Accepting girlfriend applications" Me: "Declining boyfriend applications"

[@lilian6429]

Aren't you quirky?

[@LostAtlas06]

lilian lol

[@Pew-fs5nc]

r/notliketheothergirls

[@ColArana]

Are.... are we sure that girlfriend ad wasn't a joke? ....It was a joke, right?

[@Akislav1990]

Unfortunately it's entirely possible in this world...

[@anelebirdie3435]

I sure hope it was. But some guys are like that for real.

[@theshipper5797]

The fact he is that desperate and expects someone to be happy to be a slave like that shows that he really has no idea what women are like.

[@whitetrain3300]

@@theshipper5797 if its real, that goes to show he doesn't think women are people lol

[@dannyoviedoalem907]

It has to be nobody is that stupid or self absorbed

[@lexalina132]

"Do you plan to make it look like a suicide or accident?" Oh my god xD

[@shaereub4450]

Straight to the point.

[@Newt_Newt]

"Since you planed all this" is now my ringtone.

[@SnowWhite-tc5vr]

Yea you should do that

[@Newt_Newt]

@@FardinKhan-nk5ep recorded it directly using my phone on the vid. Ill try to get it uploaded.

[@MissMonie6]

We come for the Karens. We stay for the Yugo. He's such a beautiful baby~

[@toasterpro71]

i wonder if he is yugoslavian

[@Darknick4_2]

Do you know what kinda dog he is

[@whysitsohotinhere4205]

@@Darknick4_2 Portuguese waterdog

[@Sofia_Sif]

"Must look like madoka" *You mean the child?*

[@GodOfPlague]

Was she in middle school I think. Yeah its uh weird

[@audreyh.1417]

I saw that and was like.... Ughhhhhhh..... No????

[@furret8113]

😂😂

[@piscespuppyXD]

I saw that an was like AHHHHHHHHH

[@Farvoneous]

SHE IS LEGIT 14

[@M0US3EE]

rSlash : attempts to say at least 2 words without interruption Yugo: b a r k

[@omarkarim2280]

Since you’ve planned this ou- (bork) Since you’ve- (bork) Since you have pl- (bork) Si-

[@violetlikescarrots515]

Also Yugo: bark bark bark woof woof woof.

[@dahfaiting2261]

Yugo already planned all this.

[@fighterrnp]

B O R K

[@jamesnorman9160]

I'm sure the voices that rSlash uses sets Yugo off. xD

[@zanewederell9571]

"since you've planned all of this-" *pupper noises* Yes, Yugo did plan all of this

[@austrinemuniz7797]

It's so cuuuuute !!! 🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤❤

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

@@austrinemuniz7797 He's* so cute. Dogs are not objects. *Vent mode deactivating*

[@bhlueprint]

@@BloodThirstyAvengers Maybe he or she meant the pup noises?

[@dijokurodijixd399]

rSlash: Am i a joke to you

[@FakePrelude]

rSlash: talks Yugo: I’m about to end this mans whole sentence

[@squidd5697]

That dog is sooooooo cuuuuuute my son should have it... he needs the dog more than you -an impersonation of Karen

[@Marcus-pt1je]

"Must look like Madoka" Madoka is a fictional 12 year old girl.

[@astolfotheclockmaker4473]

Omg dafuq

[@Dani_1012]

14 though still wrong

[@Marcus-pt1je]

@@Dani_1012 a child lol either way

[@wabisco]

@@ihsan7333 That's exactly what I was gonna ask.

[@Cam275YT]

Ah, so he _did_ mean Madoka Kaname then. ... _O h n o ._

[@AJBananaminion]

RSlash: Tries to say a sentence Yugo: "He he, you thought"

[@Cam275YT]

Since you planned all this

[@promethean44]

all he has to do is put him in another room for 30 minutes to an hour lowkey probably keeps him in for the blooper section of the video imao

[@rjsouthworth5246]

Christian Grey looked at that post about the girlfriend application and said “Dude, you’re going too far.”

[@anniesdrawings6578]

*Chris Hanson wants to know his location*

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Now that's 50 shades of wrong.

[@lusheniv4733]

Yugos trigger is “since you’ve planned all this”

[@SilverSkitty]

Honestly, $325 for an eight-hour trip and grooming for three horses sounds fantastic

[@walcott423]

For real. Thats like a 14 hour day on top of dealing with that crazy B the entire time.

[@rat8028]

If anything that's a deal

[@brontion01]

Yep, with horses that could have bad attitudes and give you a coma. I have 12 horses and even though they stick to me like magnets, my 2 Shetlands went crazy when we got a farrier... luckily they’re too pudgy to do any real damage

[@Jawsjawsjawsrg]

Wait, wasn't it 2 horses? All be it, still probably a good price, I'll bet he was looking for someone that he could try to talk down the price.

[@jenicdarling9690]

Yeah i don't even have horses but dog that needs grooming for a lil poodle and 60 plus tips is a good deal. And takes hours to do. I do it myself for the most part to save money but yeah its alot of work. And taking horses into consideration with their size its seems like a really great deal. Its alot of time and work to do.

[@Asian_Bean8]

rSlash: *repeats the same words over and over again* Yugo: sUfFeR

[@mas1154]

sufFUR

[@midnightartist43]

😂

[@Cognitolizard]

*Get memed, noobslash*

[@moon_phases1463]

Wow I can't imagine why no girl wanted to be his girlfriend 🙄

[@kbldtdkhtc5913]

"I can't believe it why Won't Anyone be his girlfriend not like he's a choosing beggar and only wants a girlfriend for the bunny like why would anyone not want to be his girlfriend?"

[@dirtpounder]

"hey I know you're saving all your earnings to do with as you please, but how about you just give it all to the kids I regret having"

[@poisedslife2608]

Yugo: *saw rSlash working* Also Yugo : *starts barking up a storm*

[@WobblesandBean]

Yeah...frankly, I don't think it's cute, I think it's irresponsible. Like, he needs to either train that dog, or lock her out of the room when he records. It's not normal for a dog to bark incessantly like that for no reason. I'm worried that if he doesn't do something, he's going to wind up with an unruly and uncontrollable dog. There's only so much time during puppyhood to correct problem behaviors before they become ingrained, and then it's nearly impossible to fix it after that. I don't even know why it bothers me so much! It's not my dog, not my problem. Maybe it's the vet tech in me, I deal with way too many problem puppers in this line of work, lots of owners who never bothered to do even basic dog training, and they _always_ wind up biting someone or destroying something valuable and irreplaceable. Then, it's off to the dog pound they go. I guess I'm just a worrier. I'm also a recording VA myself, I get cheesed at the thought of being constantly disrupted when I'm trying to work. And I have pet birds, so I get disrupted _a looooot._ Plus I have really bad anxiety and constant sharp, loud noises make me really nervous and on edge. Yeah, I know...brilliant for me to work in a veterinary career, right? But I care more about animals than I do my own comfort. That's also why I really want Yugo to be a good dog, but rSlash needs to understand that it takes a lot of time and effort, he can't just let her do whatever she wants. She needs structure and discipline, just like any human child. He's going to become an entitled parent himself if he's not careful!! "Hey, she's just friendly, so what if she knocked you over and caused you to drop you phone and break it? She's juuust a puuuppppyyyyy, she doesn't know any betttteerrrrr. Don't you _dare_ touch one hair on her precious, angelic little head! Maybe if you didn't jump when she barked at you, she wouldn't have bitten you! Did you ever think about _that?!_ No, of course you didn't, now I DEMAND you apologize to my Yugo!" 😂 Edit: bacondammit, Yugo's a boy. Fuck it, I ain't editing that text wall. Fuck. I need to chill out.

[@flamingkittyumad]

rSlash: "How can I increase my growth rate even more than just being on the reddit train" rSlash: *gets dog and brings it up every video*

[@iathenakemp8043]

@@WobblesandBean Im not sure little yugo will get to this point but I do see that everyday just walking my dogs. I have to re-train my male dog to not over react to a strange dog snapping at his sister pup since her de sexing, he wants to protect her all the time. He broke his collar trying to do so and this dog is a wimp.The only behavior i refuse to teach out of my dogs is them barking at randoms and jumping on them when they come into our yard because people have been taking dogs around where i live.. figured if they jump on the person make them fall, a human breaking something because they came unannounced in the yard is a small sacrifice for my dogs not being used as bait.

[@WobblesandBean]

@@iathenakemp8043 He broke his collar trying to get at another dog?? Damn...looks like you got your work cut out for you, then! And that's awful about people stealing dogs. 😞 I'm not a violent person, but I sincerely wish the worst pain imaginable to people that engage in dog fighting. Those subhuman filth don't deserve to live.

[@herjaatitagain7352]

Wobbles and Bean Fam, I understand your concern. My mother is a vet, and she has a lot of stories from all kinds of problematic dogs. Training is important and crucial for any pet. But honestly, there's no perfect dog for most people. Dogs are terribly clever and for most people who aren't professionals or can't pay for a professional whenever the dog steps out of what it has been taught, you'll get some misbehaviour from time to time. It's normal. Yugo seems to be noticing that if he barks whenever rSlash talks, he will eventually have attention. That's basically how you get a dog to 'talk' and it's how the dog is training him. Should be avoided and contoured, of course. But you're truly exaggerating on the amount of damage this could lead to. You're clearly overdoing it - with a gentle and simple conditioning of not giving him attention when he demands it, then rewarding when he waits or has a signal that the human is free to play (getting up, as an example), oftenly will do. Barking for attention is no sign whatsoever that it will become a ruthless killer. Nearly all puppies do it. Can be changed with ease. It's *not* a pitbull who bites whenever it is surprised. It's a puppy doing puppy things, harmless to anyone, in a controlled environment. Like a child crying within the family's house. He'll have time to work this out of the puppy.

[@Tthug97]

Legend says R/Slash is still saying "since you planned all this..."

[@ARTHUR-fm6or]

You mean SiNcE yOu PlAnNeD aLl ThIs

[@Tthug97]

@@ARTHUR-fm6or YoU RiGhT

[@theluckygamer10]

WhY aRe We TyPiNg LiKe ThIs?

[@theanythingcrew]

I dON’t NkOw

[@anthonylong9067]

“Since you planned all of this” Yugo: damn right i planned to interrupt you.

[@sosajane462]

He’s gotta tell the dog he’s cute so he doesn’t kill him

[@jeron9272]

Nobody: Also nobody: Not a single soul: Entitled Parents and choosing beggars: *I'm above the law*

[@idklol4190]

*i am inevitable*

[@theluckygamer10]

Some random EP/CB (eventually, I know it!): "I murdered thousands of people, LOCK UP MY NEXT VICTIM, NOT ME!"

[@floofcloud6163]

69, nice.

[@jeron9272]

81* these types of comments do well on youtube

[@TaosoftheVoid]

That's a like for you,got me laughing so hard my dogs were confused!

[@grillbert0]

there should be a whole video with Yugo called "murdered by cuteness"

[@ElleTea1313]

I 100% support this idea.

[@mallowhoney]

no a whole channel.

[@Carlieth]

My old Labby Jacob used to wag his tail from the neck lol. Always said if we got burgled we would find the burglar dead on the floor with a smile on his face from being loved to death. Miss him. Hugo has a similar cuteness.

[@jemlap]

900K special

[@user-ft7fq4ou4v]

@@Carlieth My dog barks his head off, says hi, and then loves you because you're his favourite you, and so he must be your favourite person. He also wags his whole body too.

[@James-cr5mc]

5% on Astros is actually decent, they're pretty expensive.

[@Liliththelizard]

"since you've planned all of this.." *bork* "since you planned all of this" *bork* x20 "since you.." *BOrk* *bork*

[@SuperFlippywippy]

R/Slash: "Whore" Me: "wait that's illegal"

[@iliagluhchev2821]

Demonetized sadly ; (

[@mellollmao431]

Bruh wtf is that profile picture

[@SuperFlippywippy]

@@mellollmao431 who me? It's Shane Dawson from when he was trying girl products

[@inkertal6588]

@@mellollmao431are they now allowed to have a pfp? Yours is literally a cartoon character staring off into space.. At least TheLittleMeggy used a real person.. And if you're talking about Ilia Gluhchev, they at least have the decency to use an anime character.. Seeing as anime is better than cartoons because it takes more time, more hard work, and it looks much nicer. You, and you, are welcome.. :)

[@blizzardhobo1760]

InkerTal yours is literally a furry 🤮🤮

[@lilly1464]

since you've planned all this- yugo: im going to destroy your existence

[@lilly1464]

yay 71 likes

[@lilly1464]

screeeeeeeeee 203 likessss

[@keiracopeland4721]

@@lilly1464 *_205_*

[@Ampheline]

-*206*-

[@lilly1464]

reeee so many

[@Cythan]

yugo becomes so popular and intelligent in the future he travels back in time to form yugoslavia

[@darkdull5916]

I love how this guy doesn't ask his dog to be quiet like most people but instead compliments him and offers him cuddles. 20/10 dog owner.

[@lichqueenlilith5694]

5:18 CB: I can't afford that much! Me: Then why the hell do you own 3 horses???

[@gummysnacksandknives9229]

And he was offering a real good price. A 4 hour drive and good grooming.

[@cottagecre]

@@gummysnacksandknives9229 yeah, he really was

[@GamingWolf9921]

True like wtf lol

[@darkdull5916]

I was just wondering y she fell for his obvious sarcasm

[@jayokay9279]

Haha, that’s why we say horse owners (not all, but enough) have their own religion: they believe that they don’t have to pay!

[@jecht35]

"Muuuust be similar to Madoka" creeps like this make it really hard to say you're a fan of ANY kind of animation, let alone actual anime

[@anastasiao4036]

Not really, as long as people have common sense that there is creeps in any sort of community.

[@jenniferjudd2426]

"since you've planned all thi- since you've planned all t- since you've planned a- since you've planned all thi- since you've planned all th-"

[@keithmcintyre2102]

"Must live at my house, full time, and no going out" He's literally demanding he kidnap someone, and was upset that no one took up on his offer? How thick is he?

[@dreadcthulhu5]

As molasses combined with tar.

[@dx1450]

@@dreadcthulhu5 In the middle of January.

[@dx1450]

Basically he just wants a live-in slave to fulfill his every whim. No wonder he never had anyone take him up on his offer.

[@katiestar6022]

He's pry a high-functioning neck beard. The ways of his kind are strange.

[@dx1450]

@@katiestar6022 Probably an incel, too.

[@imagineglasses7552]

I love how you don't get mad at your dog for interrupting you. It's so precious the way you handle it.

[@FluxIsAWeeb]

i think he does get annoyed. but he just never takes it out on the dog... Really considerate stuff right there

[@comradesam3382]

How could he be mad at the dog? I mean dogs are treasure

[@bubblegumdonuts8011]

Imagine Dragons? Nah Imagine Glasses.

[@Rustythefrog]

@@bubblegumdonuts8011 imagine wagons is better in my opinion

[@eestimullet6771]

@@Rustythefrog imagine deez nuts xD

[@gajacandellari5999]

I sometimes cant even believe these are real.

[@CamScam18]

The ending healed my soul, cleansed my skin and watered my crops. It is an entitled person's worst nightmare. Also Yugo just wanted to help his daddy record lines. He's a good boy.

[@Ashurman666]

FINALLY! The moment we've all been waiting for: Rslash Arm/Leg reveal!

[@mcgee.philip]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

[@nihadlasmeur5611]

Hoping for a face reveal 💜

[@anidioticinvaderzimfan7574]

Ikr lol

[@wizardpirate1016]

Now other body parts like the face

[@henrytadd1553]

And a partial lower abdomen reveal in addition!!!! Who knows how long until we get a face reveal!!!

[@llamainyamama3088]

Aspergers is definitely not "just a lack of empathy"... actually, research would indicate that people with aspergers do not lack empathy. It is more characterized by social and interpersonal issues alongside sensory sensitivities, intensely repetitive behavior, and affect disconnect among many other varying symptoms.

[@eyevincast5440]

Never let a girl, or anyone for that matter, mistreat you or disrespect you for any reason. Especially superficial reasons. Glad to hear this guy ended whatever relationship that was on the spot.

[@ldannu5627]

Yes! Or you could be in a similar situation like Johnny Depp now.. Never put your 🍆in crazy!

[@viennaainsworth1085]

Gf application guy sounds like the type to keep 14 year olds locked in a closet

[@LtCWest]

Or worse, do the Fritzl and lock em in the basement

[@gabrielmartin977]

Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross!! Why do people like him need to exist?? He just makes the rest of us *normal men* look bad >:(

[@CeltycSparrow]

I agree. In the space of a couple of minutes, he has insulted women in general and portrayed himself as a racist, sexist, vile little creep. Speaking as a woman and for all of womankind.....I wouldn't even give him a FIRST look.

[@oliversearle408]

"I just watched the ads on your videos" "I'll except it in cash" Lmao

[@leakedip2495]

I’ll give you it for free but the delivery is 289.37 dollars and you will have to pay all of it or I’ll sue you.

[@leonardoombrog1063]

@@leakedip2495 lol

[@A-arons_mclovinit]

Got em

[@romantic_hippie]

Accept*

[@A-arons_mclovinit]

Lyzzie K. Did you really just do that? Who cares? It was just a joke not an essay.

[@badchickforya]

15:43 AYYYEEE A FELLOW PERSON WITH ASPERGERS!

[@merigrrrl]

6:22 when she says everyone she knows she means all the horses at the barn

[@LadyMaraSedai]

I want, NO, I DEMAND more Yugo bloopers and video rSlash. Since I have no Yugo you owe it to me!

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

Bugger off, mate.

[@universerose6209]

Sometimes I get concerned that people take these comments seriously

[@bizzybee_animations]

Shes not serious shes just imitating a choosing beggar or entitled parent... I know people would totally take this seriously so I thought I'd say something ^^;

[@imhakks]

I love how you can just listen to his vids without video, but you can also just watch without sound. Even this guy’s video formats are wholesome 😊

[@marcellafrank9352]

"No its play time stop recording" - Yugo 2019

[@DriftingLightOfTheWoods]

"I can pay you 150 because I can't afford 275-325" now, I am no horse expert, but something tells me that if you can't afford 275 for anything on two horses... you shouldn't be having two horses. Aren't they like super expensive to keep, anyway? edit: had to do some number changing cause I fucked up my own argument with it.

[@awayatdragonsedge2126]

Hey horse person here, you are completely correct, feed alone can cost upwards of 200-500 dollars also housing (If your stabling) can be as much as an apartment depending on what barn you use. Not to mention vet bills, shoeing, tack, brushes and sprays, medicine, etc. A wise person once told me before I started to get into riding. "Stop right now and buy a plane, because within a few years you would have already spent as much." Hope this helps!

[@geoffreyrodgers5373]

I was working on a stable about a month ago, (same kind of bitchy old lady who's dogs where her babies, annoying yippy things, never thought I could hate a dog) but yeah when I asked the price for taking care of them was about 300 euros before vet stuff

[@Kittymouth]

I groom dogs, not horses. But if I extrapolate up, that price they originally offered was more than reasonable. If I had to drive 4 hours ONE WAY and groom three animals that size, I'd have charged more.

[@DubsTV93]

@@Kittymouth seriously an 8 hour round trip drive @ $150. People are tripping... The end about the bad review and the response they got was hilarious.

[@katdifferent768]

Yes horses are very expensive they are big animals so they need to be well kept I have two at my home and during the winter or rain season it just makes it a little harder but when it is hot out I need to keep a very close eye on them since they do sweat a lot and we do ride them so we also keep an eye on their water and hay. I have a pony and a draft and with both of them they both take medicine since on has a little problem with their frogs and the other a problem with their hips and the medicine is a lot of money also

[@oni7488]

$325 for 8 hours of travel time - NOT INCLUDING the time it would take to do the job - comes out to $40.625/hr. That sounds extremely reasonable for a specialized service like this. $150 for the drive alone comes out to $18.75. Moreover, horse owners care for some of the most expensive pets on the planet. They're not pets for people where "money is a little tight". Haggling like this when you're loaded is just disgusting.

[@Jmeza1025]

I would have just shaved on the horse F you

[@puripuri3876]

those fuckers literally buy every new ford truck

[@oliviarossman8979]

Seriously it could’ve been $500 depending on who you got it from

[@fancydeer]

that's what I was thinking. that groomer's prices were low af.

[@victorianolastname9929]

I spend close to $250 on my horse's body clips twice a season and get a heart attack from the price every damn time

[@abbyibanez7123]

this guy asked for an asian, but big eyes. sorry buddy that's a pretty tall order

[@user-dx5fq1pp1w]

Maybe he wants middle East Asians?

[@rioseraborealis2262]

Southeast asian have pretty big eyes, most people have double eyelids here

[@SladesShitboxGarage]

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[@champton3217]

Careful, that dog looks like he's got a vendetta against you! LMAO! Seriously though, Yugo is awesome! Thanks for sharing that tender moment!

[@mopishcobra6]

rSlash: *speaks* Yugo: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

[@latarshahall7618]

Best comment I've read all year

[@diablorises]

It's the way of all puppers. Even the little ones.

[@kawaiibrarian]

7:25 - When I first heard this, I was like "This sounds like a recipe for an abusive relationship."

[@wumologia]

More like a recipe for a murder.

[@hanamizuno0625]

He wants a real life waifu

[@jamesnorman9160]

Lol, he sounds like he's dying alone. xD

[@dx1450]

Sounds like he would rather have a slave than a girlfriend.

[@leanykakicsi6152]

Joe Mama true

[@92jwiener]

Let's play would you rather... Date: The guy who wants you to be his anime slave, or the cheating abusive gold digger?

[@OuchingTigerLimpingDragon]

I would rather... stay effing single.

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

I love how he says he's decided that he's ready to finally go ahead and have a sexy girlfriend do nothing but slave for him at all times. Like it's just something he's put on the back burner for awhile, but he's finally decided to bite the bullet and allow that person into his life.

[@justanotheruser6744]

How about he records a whole video where he doesnt cut out the puppy bloopers.

[@rSlash]

I put them at the end because I'm sure some people don't like them. Putting them in the middle would be really disruptive.

[@cryptic2121]

@@rSlash true, like imagine trying to watch a CB get destroyed and instead you kep hearing this: Since you ke- Bark Since yo- *Bork* K done with dis shet

[@francinesmith8109]

How about he reads faster? Molasses...or let us read the captions.

[@arcticgalaxies9160]

@@rSlash maybe an april fools vid?

[@Adven4U1]

He shout just use them to censor things.

[@TheExpendableGuard]

Jesus... that Neckbeard was so cringe I swear I should call the FBI on principle.

[@AtariDad]

I'm about 85% sure that guy was a troll.

[@unidentifiedwhale7546]

Please do

[@blades9937]

Mmmm I think the neckbeard is to weird for that

[@ameliah708]

I love these kind of videos. Thanks for making this content. Btw I love the puppy bloopers lol they’re awesome.

[@missoona7130]

Okay that last clip of you and your dog got me off guard and I almost cried, it was so wholesome and cute wtf maaan 😭♥️

[@Rob.N771]

Man that's a seriously cute puppy. Maybe Yugo can cover the swear words with woofs etc.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

Preach!!!

[@spikabarrow9698]

I love this idea

[@WobblesandBean]

That's....actually a really great idea!

[@lieutenantpancakes5308]

I second this lol

[@konatafangirlluvly]

Everyone upvote this suggestion so RSlash sees it! We must have the cutest censorship on youtube!!

[@mr.wilson4360]

Spoiler alert for endgame: Yugo eats Rslash and takes over channel. All videos will now be puppy bloopers.

[@oldacc6831]

You mean Yugo,his dog?Sry😂

[@mr.wilson4360]

@@oldacc6831 I guess it is yugo. Must have subconsciously been hearing a "h" instead of a "y"

[@lifewuzonceezr]

YUGO....as in yo good boy..,

[@mcscooots308]

But how can there be puppy bloopers if there's no rSlash to annoy?

[@chrisg2429]

Mr. Wilson HONESTLY STOP I HAVENT SEEN THE MOVIE YET YOU RUINED IT! Lol

[@Vex.exe_]

I am sick right now and puppy bloopers makes me so happy ... tank youuuuuu

[@smashbrolink]

Yugo makes my heart MELT!💗 I'm wishing you both a happy and successful 2020!

[@the-nina-beans88]

8:27 So is this guy want a woman to love... or an Anime Waifu pillow?

[@SexyDango]

I thought the same, he has more chances with the pillow though xD

[@myfelineobsession9636]

Isn't madoka a 12 year old tho??

[@thescentthicc4103]

@@myfelineobsession9636 o_0

[@zyriuz2]

mommas boii

[@VampireBatLord]

even the waifu pillows reject him.

[@eternalheresy]

rSlash: Since you pla- Yugo: ExCuSe MEEEEEEEE

[@WobblesandBean]

For real though, he's rewarding Yugo's bad behavior. I worry that it's going to become a problem, our boi here doesn't appear to have trained him whatsoever.

[@quotetry8998]

@@WobblesandBean And here we go with the worried comments, its nice your lookin' out for mah boi. But do you need to be that worried? Its not the end of the world!

[@camoregrowfortifiedred1631]

69th like

[@frostyminecraft9832]

Chances are it isn’t affecting him much since he can always tell him to stop, if not, he can Leary’s bring him outside, shouldn’t be to big of a problem.

[@susansusan6612]

LOL !!!! That first story is just to much !!! Always a relative somewhere circling around !!!

[@snuffaluffapuss]

Awwwww!!!! Yugo is soo adorable!!! Thanks for the upload!!

[@dracofirex]

"I want meh girlfriend to always be home and look like Madoka!" *sends Madoka body pillow* Here bruh.

[@genxrants]

I'm in denial that someone could be that stupid. It's gotta be fake, right?

[@kiro306]

Madoka from madoka box right

[@dracofirex]

@@kiro306 Or Madoka Kaname... *shudder* Don't do weird stuff to that pillow, man.

[@masterzz57]

who’s madoka

[@kiro306]

@@dracofirex madoka box seems more realistic

[@fayne0288]

rSlash: Aww you're so cute! Yugo: I will destroy you human

[@meepmweep]

Hoomin*

[@MinerBoyNorty]

I love it when my dog tries to kill me he has permission I’d love to die like that tbh（＾ω＾）(☝︎ ՞ਊ ՞)☝︎

[@mercurybell1772]

The dog part at the end. I love it!

[@arikiri4182]

ngl it’s really endearing to hear you talk so sweetly in baby voice to a cute doggy

[@paranoiarpincess]

What on Earth is that feeli ... oh, I know what that is. That's the feeling of my heart competely melting from puppy cuteness.

[@senacynical]

PuppyBloopers also has his amazing laugh and it really makes me smile everytime ❤

[@IndyIndie59]

You are right ... he has an amazing laugh ... one that makes you smile just to hear it.

[@andreapurple417]

YES, I love his laugh!!

[@Keysue]

I feel like Every video it just sounds more and more/defeated ;P

[@senacynical]

@@IndyIndie59 BIG YES. It uplifts my mood!

[@senacynical]

@@andreapurple417 We need more of it, really.

[@patriciaguzman1616]

Oh lord your sarcasm is stinking hilarious! Alway makes my day!

[@dsouz7698]

Guy with the girlfriend application really wanna live that killing stalking life huh

[@isabellagriggs8754]

Rslash: Since you've- Yugo: *D a D*

[@jessicamead6191]

This just brightened my day. "Yugo appears on screen" Its so bright!!!!!!

[@tsumetai_kaze]

Yugi, lol

[@TigerTrainer]

I thought his name was yugo?

[@Burning_DK]

@@TigerTrainer Well the "i" and "o" are right next to each other on the keyboard, could have been that.

[@Pajdas610]

@@TigerTrainer why would he name his dog after a car we drove in times of Socialist Federal Republic of Jugoslavija.

[@lordpenguin1860]

@@Pajdas610 because YUo GOod boi

[@hiitsnicetomeetyou]

The dude added MORE requirements after realizing nobody wants to date him? Makes sense. You know, like how a store raises the prices of the products nobody buys? Genius.

[@owl_that_howls26]

Should always have puppy bloopers at the end lol, huge flip from wanting to kill the choosing beggers to a cute pupper arguing with daddy ❤❤❤

[@SomewhereFireworks]

I’m not having kids. My life savings is going to animal shelters 💗

[@lilgremlin6222]

I appreciate you for making that decision!

[@awkwardnerd.]

I'm not having kids and no life savings as well 🙃

[@HellmanakaUselessTeamakaDevad]

That's awesome.

[@wearehoomans2288]

Mind is going to Animal AND Homeless shelters

[@SomewhereFireworks]

We Are Hoomans 2 That’s amazing! I prefer animals though, just a preference.

[@canuck3703]

As someone who has experience with grooming horses, $150 isn't gonna cut it.

[@mattsmith3949]

Ha! I get it (Cut it)

[@arikiri4182]

I don’t groom horses, I help my mum with dogs and cats- but if she charges like 80$ to wash and cut a big dog’s fur... yeah 150$ is NOT going to cut it for 2 horses, plus an 8 hour in total drive. God people who don’t have any inkling about animal grooming and complain about prices drive me crazy.

[@Lalilola1000]

I was going to clear my throat, and accidentally burped just at the moment when rslash said “excuse me” to Yugo. I got so startled my brain shortcut and I almost said out loud “I’m sorry” as a response. (I’m alone in my car waiting for a ferry close to midnight). Thanks for the laughs, and keeping me company on the road rslash and Yugo! (And sorry for burping lol)

[@hannikito]

Yugo barking as you’re trying to read is honestly making me laugh so much as you’re like *sigh* “ok pal..you’ve distracted me...it’s time for cuddles”

[@Lorens4444]

"So this guy wants Madoka?" Homura traveled back in time to kill another competitor... XD

[@multifandomtrash799]

Imagine going up to Gordon Ramsay and saying "I got two free tacos coupon, I'm hungry can you cook it now?"

[@R0gueM]

Dear god I can’t even fathom how terribly he would destroy your ass for that. Being called a donkey and told to fuck off is the least of your worries. I’ll pay you $20 to do it.

[@multifandomtrash799]

@@R0gueM sure thing, I'll fly right to the other side of the world just to get my ass beaten up :D)b

[@howardsmith9342]

As I don't currently have a death wish, no.

[@michealmcleod4330]

You're patience's with your dog is legendary and is an inspiration to all dog owners out their.

[@jacob9538]

1st one is at least partially fake. gotta love how the OP makes herself out to be smooth, calm and quick-witted at every turn of the conversation lol.

[@sabrawhitehouse9848]

The first price for clipping and bathing the horses is already super cheap lmao

[@emperorwisel4842]

The most amazing part is that somehow you can have 2 horses(maybe more), but cant afford 250 to clean them

[@Nokomomo22]

@@emperorwisel4842 I love your Laharl profile pic♡

[@Nokomomo22]

I dont own a horse. But even I know that price is a steal-

[@92jwiener]

Can you bathe and clip my horse please? I don't have much but I do have like 300 followers on Instagram and like 50 more on Twitter! I'll shout you out!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

I used to bathe horses, but never did clipping or prep for shows even though one of the horses I cared for was show horse. It was a nice thing to do for them in the middle of the summer day after they were ridden for a bit. The show horse used to give me a hard time all the time unless I was really not having it, but he would never bother me when it came time for a bath; leaving the bath on the other hand...

[@user-uj6sc7ls9y]

15:00 For those who are interested, Aspergers is on the Autism spectrum. It is not synonymous with lack of empathy. This is a harmful myth that has caused problems and trauma for many people who are on the spectrum or who have Autism. I just felt I had to address that. Great job as usual, r/slash! 😃

[@yessumyecrad]

Thank you for saying this! I came to the comments to look for/say the same!

[@dragonesseather]

Aspy here, thank you for commenting this!

[@madamplatypus313]

Apologies for replying to a 3-year-old comment, but THANK YOU. I’m on the spectrum and I grew up in a small town where having any kinda mental issue meant you were a retard or psychopath, no in-between, even from my own family.

[@kitsunefox459]

I already enjoy the videos but, The puppy bloopers were inspecting surprise so cute. 🐶

[@Shdw52Pack]

The ending is the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

[@xxkannaxx1108]

Madoka- A magical anime girl...dude..just get a body pillow

[@Stelloonie]

Phoenix Addington I wouldn't be surprised if body pillow would run away from him toplul

[@kaifraser1996]

I just started watching Madoka Magica aswel lol

[@johannaweichsel3602]

To be fair, it's a good show. Too bad it's such bait for creeps.

[@kaifraser1996]

Johanna Weichsel Not to sound annoying or pushy or something, but who are you referring to?

[@johannaweichsel3602]

@@kaifraser1996 I guess mostly the guys who buy the Madoka pillows and probably make creepy fanart

[@foxiegirl1406]

Rslash: since you've pl- Yugo:HEY! CUDDLE MEEEE!!! Me when Yugo is on screen: EEEEEE DA WITTLE PUPPER IS SOOO CUTE!! I JUST WANNA CUDDLE HIM AND TELL H HE IS DA BESTIST BOY EVER!!!!!