r/Choosingbeggars "BUY ME BUTT IMPLANTS!"

[@smaragdatsiachta]

"artists only care about money these days :/" the mona lisa was a commission

[@PoorGoal]

Pretty much everything was before the modern idea of ”art”

[@photofreak56]

As a photographer yeah I care about people paying for my work.

[@miaomiaochan]

That sh**ty starving artist stereotype has people believing artists don't deserve to make a living.

[@NinjaFlibble]

I imagine there are few people in the world who don't care about money...at least on some level...artist or not. Just because you say you'd do something whether you were paid or not does not mean you actually mean that...

[@akl2k7]

Heck, I'm pretty sure the Sistine Chapel was a commission and took years to finish.

[@BubblyBlackbird]

"Give your mom her phone back." "But why" I love that the kid basically just admitted that it's his mom's phone.

[@ashleykraning8773]

yeah lol

[@dragonofkilln9663]

That nurse was so nice! Why would you reject someone like that? If you aren’t looking for a relationship right then and there say it politely. And if they want to still get lunch then just split the bill. This stranger could become your best friend!

[@SometimesAbel]

Shallow person smh. They're also the ones who complain that there are "no good men out there." Lol I had a coworker who turned down an absolute angel because he was under 6ft and wore aasics...

[@dragonofkilln9663]

@@SometimesAbel Shallow people are the worst. It’s people that respect you that you should strive for. I’ve only had a few women be interested in me. I’m not looking for a relationship though. So each time I politely turn them down. And if they had plans that they wanted to do we could still do them and just split the Bill. It’s better to get into a relationship with a friend than a stranger. A friend will show you their true side. Will a right off the bat relationship will make it hard to discern what is there real personality. Sorry to that guy though. Hopefully he wasn’t to turn up about it.

[@Kino_Cartoon]

@@dragonofkilln9663 "It's better to get into a relationship with a friend than a stranger." That's my type of relationship. I don't discriminate because obviously people have different dating patterns that work for them. I also have mixed feeling's over preferences. On one had I also think it's pretty shallow and you are missing out on wonderful people because of one superficial trait you or others made up. On the other hand I would never force anyone to date someone and when they have preferences than that's a thing they have to deal with. As long as they don't insult people or laugh at them for not having the traits *they* prefer I think it's fine. Not only is it that person's own decision but whoever the other person is they got lucky. If they don't care about that trait/look or are even conscious about it than it is a good thing they won't be with someone who thinks it's important. And of course they will dodge a bullet if that person is an asshole and insults or laughs at you. I tried dating but something just feels so daaam wrong about trying to get to know a person particularly in a romantic or sexual way. I tried but I can't develop feelings that way.. it just feels so forced. So yeah I normally fall in love with my friends as well after knowing them for a while, after deep conversation and enjoying time together. At first I was proud on that but than another issue arrived. The fear of loosing a good friend based on unequal feeling. But I gained two relationships, lost one friend and got rejected three times but I'm still friend's with two of them because they know this conflict in me. It's still complicated and it still hurts but it's not only worth being honest with my friends but of course it's also worth it for the rare occasion of them feeling the same. I also had my share of fear of falling in love with every single one of my friends but time taught me that no I can still have friends who will stay just friends. I can't imagine anything better than being in love with a great friend and him/her feeling the same way.

[@allymcnally6639]

Came here to say the nurse was a guy but y all already know :) but ya still shallow wth

[@Kino_Cartoon]

Sorry I posted way too quickly. My comment is a little bit longer now.

[@dracko158]

CB: "I found 2 people who would do it for free, but they're not dedicated enough." Who wanna bet these two just decide to do half-ass drawings for the CB just to fuck with her? XD

[@kespeth2]

They get a "free" drawing of the other woman's middle finger lol

[@jonathanhowells7864]

You get what you paid for

[@strigifowl]

@@jonathanhowells7864 So nothing?

[@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber]

That sounds like a great idea! I'm going to open a troll account (on which site?) and offer to do free art for people... and completely half-ass it! No, not even that. Half-assed would be too much effort. Stick figures, if I'm feeling generous. Maybe just ink blots?

[@dracko158]

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber Or scribbles? Even that's being generous tbh.

[@sk8ergrrl1]

As a Brit, hearing you say “dollars” when there was a pound sign made me hurt...

[@Mo15_SAMP]

Same...also when he says "Cents" instead of "Pence"...

[@wta1518]

Okay, you are no longer allowed to complain about Americans using the imperial system.

[@cii4980]

@@wta1518 not even the same thing he was talking about. It said pounds and rslash STILL said dollars. Not even related to your comment.

[@rewrittenbytes1616]

I’m an American and that still hurts

[@gecko2.617]

@@wta1518 they are talking about misreading while you are talking about "bad choices" ... huh...

[@deadaccount87]

Can we get an F in the comments for every Artist that goes through this kinda shit almost everyday.

[@HeidiGraham1982]

F

[@HeidiGraham1982]

It's really starting to seem like *every* artist has had to deal with people like this at least once! 😞😠

[@diamandcharme-kerhorest7221]

Big F honestly, I'm tired of choosing beggars

[@artykeldeo]

someone asked me to make them free artwork and i drew a stick figure they got mad they were a clout ig page who posted uncredited BNHA artwork

[@Jessidafennecfox]

F

[@silverstar1178]

i actually laughed out loud when the kid said he was gonna have the dude arrestest for not GIVING him a free computer. "hello 911 this stranger wont give me his computer for free he needs to be arrested"

[@PapaBearIsHere]

no, the best part is when he said "kid, give your mom her phone back" he actually said "but why" which implies IT IS his mom's phone, the best part.

[@TheArhive]

It's probably a boogeyman his parents use to get him to behave "Eat your veggies or we will call 911", cops take care of bad kids and stuff like that So he used what he knew

[@nicoleroy2931]

The fact that the "furry b00b artist" messages were sent at 830 in the morning is adding an indescribable aura to them 😂

[@themightyoof3099]

They were joke messages from one friend to abother. I'm following them on twitter 😂

[@feetuber9162]

Sounded like a big 8 year old

[@Kevin_Theadore1]

I respect it, rise and grind

[@calvine295]

How much do you want to bet that the "can I see the rabbits" lady from the last story would have been like, "why don't you just leave the rabbits here so my daughter can have them for a week since they're already here anyway" if op had actually taken the rabbits to her house?

[@heididietrich9800]

My eyes are just about to ROLL out of my head at the entitlement of some people. 55 inch TV? I haven't had TV for 6 years. Bring the free AC? And I want a BUTT LIFT? Someone PLEASE catch my eyes before they roll away!

[@epicfail3167]

That last one though "Hey I love rabbits, really I do, can I see one of those that I willfully starved halfway to death? Thanks"

[@theplushybros6140]

Where I’m from, that is known as animal cruelty and is a crime.

[@epicfail3167]

yes. Where is that not known as animal cruelty?

[@feetuber9162]

@@epicfail3167 AMEERICAA

[@elwiwi4120]

@@epicfail3167 that womans house

[@dubstebb7610]

Ah my daily dose of rslash

[@Sylene774]

Yes this is a good one today~~~

[@theplushybros6140]

I think that’s the name of an actual KZbin channel

[@Bludgeoned2DEATH2]

Is this a dig at Zach from Daily Dose of Reddit? 🤣

[@dubstebb7610]

@@Bludgeoned2DEATH2 haha no but it can be

[@lucid_president]

I did not properly read it so I thought it said trash

[@kristashafer93098]

Mad respect to the awesome artist who responded to a choosing beggar with her middle finger! That. Was. AWESOME!!!

[@BlackCatBeauty]

Thanks for making me feel ancient by mentioning kids born in 2009 are freaking 12 now. 😭😅

[@RegenWasTaken]

@@haileye4215 no one asked

[@flottpale1]

@@RegenWasTaken No one asked if no one asked.

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

Us 2006 babies turn 15

[@LuckyStone888]

"Choosing Beggers" is such a relief. Sad family stories and rock/magnets stories still make me well up.

[@I_am_a_master_baiter]

As a nurse, who happens to be a male, I don’t understand what makes this a “woman’s” job?

[@bevoss7573]

When my mum fell and was hospitalized for 2 weeks; one of our favourite and most...I don't know, relieved? to see on shift, was a male nurse. He was amazing! So yea, good nurses are the fucking bomb. And giving quality care shouldn't be based on old gender biases.

[@christianstachl]

​@@bevoss7573 I've been hospitalized two times so far, each about 1-2 weeks. Nurses make such a difference. The first time was ok...ish. They did their job and weren't rude. The second time they were great, they did all kinds of neat little extra stuff, like asking if you want an extra portion of food if there were leftovers, or giving you tips on where you can sneak a cigarette in the middle of the night, when normally all smoking spots are closed etc etc Although the reason i was in the hospital was quite worse than the first time, it was so much more enjoyable. Big props to (good) nurses, male and female!

[@simpletonproductions]

Most nurse jobs were female operated in World War II, I don’t know if that’s it but maybe it is. I however don’t understand how it’s not a male job...

[@I_am_a_master_baiter]

@@simpletonproductions even before that, women weren’t allowed, and nursing was done by monks.

[@TheKidnappedOne]

@@I_am_a_master_baiter Fellow Murse, I think it's just a stigma in some areas that still have some of the older mindsets, I've run into some fairly mild stuff during nursing school (1 of 2 male nursing students, talk about out numbered, lol) but I seemed to receive more of the derogatory remarks as a Home Health/Personal Care aide before deciding to advance my career. Hell if anything I've noticed our female colleagues love having us around because you just know they are going to ask you to help move the morbidly obese PT in bed 9.

[@Dr.Sho_Minamimoto]

Christ, that first person sounded like YandereDev on steroids. Here’s hoping I never meet a person like that in the future.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Yandere Dev? I think you mean Bow-Chan Dev! Alex is NO choosing beggar.

[@antoniocasias5545]

Lmao I can’t believe people still _believe_ that crap! OC is fortnitegamer2009pop confirmed!

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

@@antoniocasias5545 no I think that’s a bit of a stretch.

[@gerrard1144]

Me: *reads title* Also me: ah sh*t, here we go again...

[@hagnat]

4:08 that fading laugh is the moment where rSlash realized his wife was behind him

[@Bekrox65]

he had one

[@jamesnorman9160]

Welp, someone's sleeping in the guest room tonight.

[@deshawn53988]

That dating Reddit made me cry. How can someone be so mean??

[@guitarbass22]

Sexism, being a b***h, and just overall bleh person? Almost didn’t qualify as a CB except she wanted a free meal, but still a horrible person. I wish the OP the best.

[@nobodyimportant9603]

@@guitarbass22 i thought that was a he?

[@gecko2.617]

@@nobodyimportant9603 the nurse was a man ;)

[@guitarbass22]

@@nobodyimportant9603 The nurse is a guy. The CB I’m assuming is a woman.

[@nobodyimportant9603]

@@guitarbass22 why?

[@Rayhanxshah]

R/Slash thanks you have helped me through some hard times.

[@sparkly-chan]

Glad you're feeling better king 👑

[@Maylilld]

If my 12yr old son acted like this ld whoop his ass. Parents need to actually be aware what there kids are doing online.

[@Houleigan]

Me - Ex school bus driver, one afternoon while the kids were loading at the school. Stuck up girl on bus - Ewww look at so and so, his car is a POS and painted Blaze Orange. Me = And your on a school bus! Whole bus = burst out laughing!

[@Mecryte]

I saw the thumbnail and thought "She wants a bigger butt? Give her $10 and tell her to go buy a box of donuts."

[@k.eisenberg8119]

Entitled Karen: *I don’t know if I should be angry or happy..*

[@shadowryft]

Dammit take my like.

[@jonathandrummel6075]

Day off, Morning coffee, Marijuana, and some RSlash. Today is a good day

[@jr-gg6gn]

Can you spare some Marijuana man I need some to live

[@jacky-brawlstars823]

Starting to feel like I'm having a good and bad day cycle. Today is a good day tho-

[@MrNbdyCrs]

I'd would be better had it been prorevenge

[@thegamemaster9872]

I too would like to have this "Marijuana" is it good? Idc I still want it

[@shaereub4450]

After you're doing float therapy to top it off right?

[@deniseeulert5220]

I have the utmost respect for nurses. Got a lot in the family, including my mom, who is a retired RN. They work their butts off, especially in these times. I could never handle the job myself, and the things they have to go through and see.

I'm the photographer whose client asked for a buttlift. Never thought I'd make it to a RSlash video. It was the craziest thing that's ever happened to me 😭🤣

[@nanashiwolf]

"give your phone back to your mom" "but why?" gotem XD

[@ethribin4188]

"Give your mum her phone back" Absolut gold! XD

[@tamaradelsohn5493]

My sibling's encouraged me to start art commissions. These people are one of the main reasons why I haven't done so. (The other reason why is because I don't have a drawing tablet.)

[@AndrewHalliwell]

You should've ended that with "so if anyone can send mere one for free..."

[@RebDoesStuff]

Yeah dude. I do commissions on discord, but not a lot of work there. I have already bumped into people asking for free stuff done immediately. I have a queue where I do free stuff if I have time, but apparently some people don't enjoy lines. *shrug*

[@artykeldeo]

ask for a huion tablet and see if you can get yourself a wacom intuios (not pro) because my medium wacom has held up for 3 years and still going lol anyhow i wish you luck on your art journey, and it’s your choice what you wanna do for your work!!

[@RaccoonWithRabies]

Not sure you're looking for advice, but there's some great drawing programs for your phone. For example IbisPaint or MediBang. Might be a bit tricky to get the hang of at first and it's a little different to drawing on paper or on a tablet but the results are quite similar IMO. There are also alot of decent, cheap drawing tablets available these days. I'd definitely look into getting one, they're fun as hell and probably my favorite medium to work with.

[@RebDoesStuff]

Yeah I use my phone for the majority of my stuff. Autodesk sketchbook is super user friendly from my experience

[@wehringsnerdcave4411]

Last time I was this early Bumblebee and Wheeljack were surrounded by seekers.

[@HereAlex]

Oh dear

[@dragonkeeper19600]

Nerd.

[@wehringsnerdcave4411]

@@dragonkeeper19600 and proud

[@camarofan2008]

I got that reference lol

[@akl2k7]

Since I don't actually know much about Transformers and don't know what seekers are outside of Mistborn, I'm imagining those kind of seekers surrounding Bumblebee and another car. Those seekers gonna get run over...

[@MorbidKat]

"give your mom her phone back" 😂😂

[@bevoss7573]

Have I somehow just blanked, or have we not had the joy of Yugo bloopers for awhile?

[@JewelWildmoon]

3:39 "I'm dying. Please give me furry boobies" Ok I laughed way too hard at that one 😆

[@slucarios]

3:41 Well yeah, considering the type of picture that’s gonna be drawn, that is a lot of exposure

[@abigailphoenixthepaperaddi2501]

Bwahahaha... the artwork where the CB goes "is there anything you give out for free?" I said out loud... "yeah..." and held upmy hand in a flip-off... only for hubs & I to burst into laughter when the artist sent a pic to CB of the EXACT SAME THING. I'm still chuckling!

[@abdulmajeedaloudah3905]

Hey everyone,I’m here to say enjoy this vid and stay safe!

[@chriscarpenter3370]

thanks! (:

[@shaereub4450]

Thanks 😀

[@RegenWasTaken]

No one asked or cares

[@abdulmajeedaloudah3905]

@@RegenWasTaken ok

[@TheHMSBros]

Have a good weekend

[@WaffleKingler]

I listen to these when I fall asleep and have some funky dreams. Your voices are just 👌 but these people make my skin crawl

[@Skets.x.Czesko]

Quiche is a French tart consisting of pastry crust filled with savoury custard and pieces of cheese, meat, seafood or vegetables. The best-known variant is quiche Lorraine, which includes lardons or bacon. Quiche can be served hot or cold. It is popular worldwide

[@aaa-bq7st]

I'm eating quiche rn, amazing

[@audreym3908]

I LOVE quiche! And great, I'm craving a broccoli quiche now. 😭

[@stefruiz9198]

Huh, that's curious. I was planning on watching a Binging with Babish Quiche recipe after this video :^

[@Twinklethefox9022]

And it's really good

[@thetrueunknown]

I love watching/listening to Rslash before and during work

[@thekeeperoftwindragons5976]

If Rslash ever stops posting I'm pretty sure KZbin would collapse.

[@Aisha017]

Yess

[@tbnrnoel6406]

I'm pretty sure not :::No OFFENSE

[@song_of_the_phoenix2010]

As someone who stopped changing mentally at twelve, but matured enough prior to that to be a decent human being, I am ashamed of the kid that stole his mom's phone.

[@honkidiot]

My first car was a 1990 Honda Accord that I drove until 2020 when she died at the tender age of 30. God I miss Brandy.

[@VanitasVanillaPapaya]

This isn't my daily dose, this is my literal addiction and binging of rslash for the past week!!

[@Isachzu]

i am suffering from a condition called "frustration-on-karens"

[@chrissi975]

That nurse can hit me up, dude. She sounds like pure gold.

[@rvg2549]

Imagine being that one person that disliked the vid

[@silverstar1178]

it was probably the 12 year old who wants to arrest that other dude for not giving him a free computer

[@Rebrutez]

@@silverstar1178 lol

[@System_Error404X]

The choosing beggars where the dislikers

[@althealee9375]

“Give your mom her phone back” “BUT WHY?????” 😂😂😂😂

[@cat_with_a_rat]

anyone else was watching an older rslash video when they got the notification?

[@chriscarpenter3370]

yup, especially the puppy bloopers!

[@Kruhee]

Maaaaaybe 😒

[@emilygendreau]

I love it when they say "iTs jUSt mEtal And PlAStic PUt TogEtHer?!" My grandma works for a company where she buys and sells all kinds of materials like this to different companies. Ive been in her workplace a few times and its FILLED to the brim with packages, welding tools, all kinds of metal working stations.. That shits expensive and i dont understand how they think shit like this was just slapped together with no effort. At walmart maybe, but even that stuff is well over $25

[@witcherfan7315]

My dog died less than 24 hours ago and I’ve been heartbroken. I’ve been listening to rSlash all day. So thankful for this channel. Thank you

[@ragged2233]

I‘m so sorry for your loss

[@witcherfan7315]

@@ragged2233 thank you for your kindness.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

I'm extremely sorry 😔

[@rat_king1208]

Aw....I’m so sorry about your loss

[@EldenBling1592]

I'm so sorry that's terrible 😞

[@bakugousyoungerbrotherliam5003]

My favorite place to be after a long day of schooling. Best way to relax is listening to Rslash

[@shadowfang269]

My first car was a shitty 99 Elantra, had a pull to start handle to open the door to the driver’s seat and I couldn’t lock the car because the key had to be changed. The car was my spunky four cylinder that got me to work and college for a year and a half until she died. RIP grey, i miss you

[@kelleyk28]

My first car was a '65 Dodge, push button transmission. I loved that car. I don't know why they stopped making push buttons. Best car I've ever owned.

[@ayushmaanmishra3856]

CB -hey world government I was wondering if you'd be willing to make me the ruler of earth CB -if you do I will pay you with exposure CB-what kind of selfish monster brat are you do you know money is so tight I only wanted to rule the earth🤬

[@shatakshimishra2443]

CP-take 20 dollars for this 20000 dollars for this diamond necklace because its only stones and metals

[@beanzontozd]

Yesss posted at 12am on my birthday!!! You have helped me fall asleep so many times, thank you for posting these ❤❤❤❤

[@leogol6045]

The poggers emoji in pornhub format is one of the most discord things I've ever seen

[@user-rx9ny4yo2e]

Dude at 5:20 remenbers me of people who look at watches and say: "it's just a bunch of metal trown togheter! Why would anyone pay thousands of dollars on this If they can just see the time at the phone?!"

[@stuartrobertkennedy8608]

Seriously? The second last story. The guy literally had a girl asking him to go out and was genuinely interested in him and he said no? Wtf?

[@radhiadeedou8286]

They were both dudes, and it's ok to say no when someone asks you out but not like that

[@amyford850]

My first vehicle was a 1979 F-150 Ranger 4X4 with a camper on the bed of the truck. My classmates used to call it "The Dumptruck". It was one heck of a mudding machine!

[@no_where_land9947]

Anyone else kinda feel weird when they don’t listen to Rslash for the day? We really appreciate everything you do rslash! You’re awesome!

[@Acrylara]

I was just watching your choosing beggar series! This is perfect

[@kaasappel123]

Hello

[@colinfeucht6673]

Goodbye

[@ChoaiDode]

Hey: part 3

[@theautisticartist9370]

Hallo

[@aelrindel1668]

Bug

[@theredribbon19]

Hi,

[@shaunnotsean3476]

Rslash I’m happy that no matter how hard my days get il always be able relax and feel some sort of normalcy from your daily videos, keep up the great work, will always support this channel for the content and your style or narrating

[@Meat_smuggler]

I can't stand single moms. They'll say stuff like "It takes a village to raise a child" and then They'll ask you for money or free stuff and when you say no they flip out.

[@Theck-hd7jx]

After a day of dealing with Karen’s at Starbucks it’s nice to hear it from another person’s perspective rather than being the one complained about/to

[@bluujo9328]

Goodmorning!!

[@JourneyTo20XX]

Goodmorning!

[@ThePkhoury10]

oh rslash your the only thing that gives me hope when im sad

[@gabrielginyard3586]

Right now they would be either 12 or 11 if they were born in 2009

[@baconcatsizzle]

Great! I get to listen to some rSlash while preparing for a depressing day at wo-- I can listen... at work!

[@bluestreaker9242]

"Need furry booby art to live! No homo!" Lol! Wut!? I...err...WHAT!? I'm a furry and I don't need NSFW art THAT badly! XD

[@silverflight01]

Some wholesome SFW art is more of my preference.

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@silverflight01 Same. My fave types are the family-oriented types and the romantic pieces. Just pics of those little moments in life that are worth living for, ya know? =^.^=

[@dracko158]

I am a furry too(mostly an artist), I don't need "furry booby art" to live. XD

[@overaxel9498]

4:59 give your mom your phone back BUT WHY? LOL

[@ghew-brawlstars6265]

A comment and like for the algorithm :)

[@Sylau369]

Noice

[@RoxasLoverForEver]

This is legit my cup of coffee of the day

[@dakotaaddison9059]

Every trans girl ever “I need boobs! TO LIVE!” 😂

[@helpfulinterdimentionalfor8692]

Oh my gods that guy asking that other guy out was one of the best, most respectful..(brainfart) ask outs I've ever heard of. Poor dude

[@leeannsampson6050]

Sup

[@TNTMAN360]

Sup

[@wowmations5948]

Sup

[@MY-KEL]

Sup

[@ashleyoliva7588]

My husband(who has brain damage) is dying laughing bc i rewound the part about the furry boobs a few times. The way you say it is hilarious! He says thanks!

[@alfedosucksatgames5008]

Damn I’m early for once

[@xyobug]

GEO METRO! AWESOME LMAO. Reminds me of a story! The geo metro is a bit of a meme from my highschool. There were like five crappy cars the teacher got for the students to test out, and three of them were Geo Metros. My partner and I always got the worst one, it didn't really matter in the end but we always found it funny. Apparently, the mechanics teacher bought it for just a hundred bucks from someone who just wanted it off their driveway. At the time, neither me or my partner could drive, so she would steer it when I would push it, and dude. These cars are literally tin cans. The first time we had to take it around the corner to work on it, I started pushing it through the parking lot. When we were halfway to our parking spot, my partner yelled "oops, the E-Brakes are on". After she turned off the emergency brakes, this car was probably lighter than I was. I pushed it halfway through the driveway. With the brakes on. Us and the other Geo Metro groups would take turns locking each other in the trunks. Good times.

[@nightstalker32587]

My first car was free, a gift from my parents so I didn't have to keep borrowing my mom's car for work when I cam home from college. The deal was I shared it with my Grandma who had it during the months I was at college. I had that car for over 10 years and it had the best personality. It always gave me a warning of some kind before breaking down so I could get somewhere safe, especially the last time. The coolent system busted while I was in a construction spot on the highway between cities with no shoulder. That loyal car got me several more miles out of the construction zone and off the highway and a fair distance down the side road before one last flash of every warning light had me giving in and pulling off the road seconds before it died for good. The exit I had been able to make was located in such a way that the help I called for didnt have to drive all the way to the next town to turn around and get to me. My mom swears an angel was in that car all those years and I believe it.

[@W-EYE.O]

This is what my go to listen to stories from entitled parents to choosing beggars and much more.

[@614BlueBerry]

That middle finger one was 10/10

[@s0lastsummer7]

Omg the boobie freakazoid almost made me spit my morning coffee EVERYWHERE 🙊 I was NOT ready for that!! 😂

[@Bekrox65]

epic, i found an youtube og :D

[@Thisiswarhuhwow]

@@Bekrox65 Haha. I first joined around 8 years ago but I didn't have an account or I've lost my account.

[@Avrysatos]

I had a geo metro too. It was a 4 door and I bought it from a mechanic for like $1000. It had almost 100,000 miles on it. I knew where he lived and had watched his son for around 10 years though. The car blew its spark plugs every other month but somehow got 50 mpg. Spark plugs were $4 a pack and I had two uncles and a grandfather that were mechanics over two family owned garages so it wasn’t like I don’t know how to change my own spark plugs. I just kept a spare set in the glove box.

[@Josh_the_jester]

4:01 this reminds me of a COD insult from an honest to God squeaker, who said "you probably watch porn to live" at first I thought it was dumb, but after hearing it for the second time ironically it's hilarious

[@lamepotato2631]

Being a rabbit owner that one really pissed me off, that's horrible

[@maieen2665]

I was *not* expecting that plot twist in the last story 😮

[@raavenhairston2061]

As someone who works at a library those types of people are hilarious

[@kinkongbingbong2615]

4:31 always the entitled fortnite kids😂

[@Redluna32]

That Karen "ahem" sent a cold chill to the core of my former retail worker self.

[@nanwijanarko1969]

You retail workers get my utmost respect. I've just recently taking side jobs as a contact person for a startup providing training service. It's all online messaging, but I already have my blood boiled by people not reading the posters/notification and asking for information that's already given. But even so none of them are Karen and none of them are real life encounters. I obviously don't have what it takes to handle those.

[@audrey9561]

My first car was a very rusty 2005 Toyota Sienna. It had over 200k miles and my grandpa gave it to me for my high school graduation. I had it for 3 years until last month when it needed about 4K in repairs, including a new head gasket. I decided to trade it in and I cried. I miss that old rust bucket and will always be grateful to my grandpa for giving it to me as it got me through most of college and never had any major issues up until the very end.

[@Bekrox65]

R.I.P Johnson

[@paperkay]

My first car was a 250 euro tiny green Mazda 121. I LOVED that car. It was awesome. Needed virtually no gas, tires were tiny, so it went up icy slopes, it was super comfy for passionate hugging and it was just ... great, you know? Magical first car. It was, alas, murdered in an accident when some woman hit me and tore off my side's doors - which kinda makes me agree the car was a death trap, but as first cars go, I will love that car forever.

[@oldtechman10134]

About the car one: I work with a guy who traded a case of Miller Lite for a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse. That car is amazingly solid for what it is, but at the same time, it's a complete shitbox. Just today, he replaced both lower control arms and did a front toe adjustment. Next is a new wheel hub assembly to replace his broken lug stud. It has no exhaust past the flex pipe(fell off on highway, sold secondary cat, tripped Check Engine Light), but still has the muffler on the back for "State Inspection." (His words.) It also has a belt that sounds like it's definitely seen better days.

[@xenosnightmare4629]

Always love listening to choosing beggars by my favorite reddit youtube channel r/slash!

[@hoper1294]

We need to get RSLASH to 2 million subs!

[@daredevil2528]

I remember my very first car. It was my grandma’s before she passed. I was told to lone it to my older brother, and he ends up totaling it on the 2nd day he was using it. It was an important vehicle to me, because I loved her. I was devastated!

[@BlackOctoberFox]

3:55 The Internet when they saw the Lola Bunny rework for Space Jam

[@jimbobjones9330]

I had a friend who I REFUSED to do favors for, because the instant you agreed to do him a favor, he thought he was your boss and owned all of your time.

[@readintimely2517]

Ah, the Butt implants one has to have been my favorite of these.