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[@rSlash]

Good news, I think my cold is starting to get a little bit better!

[@overdramatic1438]

Hope you get better soon my dude

[@shalice7784]

Yaaay

[@Peasandcarrots343]

good :)

[@kingofnoobia3189]

17th!

[@carterconticchio9909]

Hope you feel better soon

[@halfdemon4lifeintime]

"Looking for sperm donor" "Must give up parental rights" "Must pay child support" I don't think you understand AT ALL how any of those things work.

[@David-ys4ud]

Actually only women can defer child support payments. There is absolutely nothing a man can do to avoid paying child support. Even if she marries the father atill has to pay child support even if he signs away rights. Rights just mean able to make legal decisions on the child not avoid payments

[@halfdemon4lifeintime]

@@David-ys4ud Being a sperm donor means you can't be made to pay child support. Any smart man would also draft a contract and have her sign it stating he is a sperm donor and not a one night stand. Sperm donors are in no way responsible for the children produced.

[@David-ys4ud]

@@halfdemon4lifeintime ah I'm glad you pointed that out. The courts do NOT honor any of those contracts. The only way to be a sole sperm donor and not be on the hook is to go through a regulated sperm bank. Case in point www.cnn.com/2014/01/23/justice/kansas-sperm-donation/index.html The man had a signed deal with the leabian couple that he was purely a sperm donor but the courts ruled the contract void and forced him to pay child support.

[@mct_3551]

@@David-ys4ud Uhh, the contract only got nullified because a physician wasn't present. Also, do you know if Marotta appealed his case?

[@halfdemon4lifeintime]

A written agreement is just as valid as any other. If there's evidence that says "I'm strictly a donor and you agree to this" then courts must honor it such as they would an agreement about paying back a loan. If there's evidence of an agreement and acknowledgement that it was accepted, you can't go back and say "But he's the dad". Nope. He's a donor

[@tersethewurse2952]

>Age 16 >"Natural Breeding sessions" *The FBI* wants to: # _Know your Location_ # _Access your Browsing History_ # _Access your Files on all Devices_

[@r2d2gobrrrrrrr12]

Mod Jack could be in the uk 16 is the legal age here

[@lautaroperdomo]

Here is 16 too

[@Tkdboy-gk1wk]

Curtis Riceman 11:27 “...and comes from a 75%+ American background.”

[@argentsarrows3068]

16 is the legal age in 34 of the 50 states, so it still isn’t illegal depending entirely on where OP is; for example: Alaska, Hawaii, Georgia, South Carolina, Nebraska, etc. It’s 17 in 6, and 18 in 13. All depends on OP’s location

[@wta1518]

ArgentsArrows I honestly think 18 should be the minimum, of not 21.

[@Oakpaw]

"250 mebepips" I nearly spat soda on my mobile.

[@AlexD-me4ti]

I was looking for this comment

[@benjaminjoy1412]

On point😂🤣

[@xXxGordO241xXx]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@gorilladisco9108]

I think that's a troll post.

[@Oakpaw]

@@gorilladisco9108 Nah, I thought it sounded pretty funny. Still do. Have a nice day, Sir.

[@thENDweDIE]

0:51 I'm not sure she's paying out $5... Sounds like she wants them to pay her $5 an hour...for the privilege to be in the presence of her precious angels!!!

[@Ginger_06]

I never saw it that way 👀

[@Lost_idiot223]

Aren't devil's fallen angels?

[@scratch4982]

14:19 you got me at “access to emotional support cat” lost me at 30

[@NinjaFlibble]

isn't it such a privilege?!? (/sarcasm. I've got my own cats to pat AND I don't have to deal with a choosing beggar to pat them; bonus.)

[@bendaonfire0078]

She also said we need to be okay with her walking naked in the house and pay her and feed her and give her somewhere to sleep and entertain her too with netflix and etc. The woman is high. So high she created a new level of high.

[@Valecto]

that woman may be 30 but she has the maturity of a 15-year-old girl

[@shiningmissingno.8788]

"Fan dabby dozy then baby cakes" is my new favorite response

[@ayiniseasilyamused9215]

I thought that was a keysmash word suggest. It sounded so out of the blue. For a second i wondered if i had accidentally wandered to another video..

[@rachelfox8108]

@@ayiniseasilyamused9215 Fan Dabby Dozy is such a Northern English phrase, right up there with 'ta' (thanks) and 'tarah' (goodbye)! It basically means "good for you" (or "bully for you"), in a heavily sarcastic way -- as in, "that's fan-fucking-tastic, Linda, or would be if I gave a fuck!", but I'm sure that's apparent with context.

[@closotezuka]

Congratulations on becoming british!

[@this_is_a_tiny_town]

@@rachelfox8108 absolutely. It was the catchphrase of Scottish schoolboy Wee Jimmy Krankie and his husband, Ian.

[@windwaker6164]

Yep it’s my favorite response too

[@JustADioWhosAHeroForFun]

Thing: _exists_ Choosing Beggars: *Give me the Thing*

[@rmatt498]

Ok, I’ll give you “The Thing”, it’s a great film, you should watch it with your kids!

[@24arrian71]

RogueNote r/cursedcomments

[@chrisprice4706]

Um this thing Is a shit I just took. I was litteraly about to flush it.

[@JamesCrimson43]

The Thing: It's clobbering time, lady!

[@TheNewSoda]

True

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

If you’re not ok with used clothes don’t go to a yard sale.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Not even a sale. A yard giveaway.

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

OmniscientWarrior Which makes it worse.

[@lunamora5700]

Uh i rewrote the comment when i was on that story

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

Luna Mora 👍🏼

[@lunamora5700]

@@batmanlikespizza2541 sorry it was meant to say "reread" dont worry i dindt copy your comment uwu

[@Akia6Kyra10]

I like how it says "the child's 18 years of life"...like is she gonna kill her kid when they turn 18, or is the biological dad allowed the give up anonymity when the kid is 18?

[@alphastorm7051]

Given the rest of her demands, the first option seems *waaay* more likely to me.

[@infected4kill]

She's an anti-vaxx hahaha

[@_lucas_1k_]

Seller: What price would work for you? Choosingbeggar: No

[@yksam7604]

I legit lost it at "mbps". It was such a pure yet hilarious sound. Never change, dude.

[@ecfog7120]

This! I love when he says "mbps", and "butthole" idk why butthole, but something about a grown man saying it just gets me lol

[@Enderia2]

I was like: what are you talking about??? rSlash: buh buhbuh

[@Zombi3Girllll]

This honestly was my favorite pronunciation 😂 I loved it! I just paused the video to see if anyone else had commented on the way he said it.

[@mindyschocolate]

10:55 good lord, what an entitled parent. 10 minutes to convince a 2 year old? You seriously had a ten minute conversation with a 2 year old, instead of being a parent and telling the kid you’re going home. Wow.

[@raquellephillips4289]

That's what I was thinking too!

[@Someguyhere111]

"Child's 18 years of life." Well if people only live to 18 how's she gonna find someone older than that in her 16-23 age range?

[@Sintakhra]

I reckon she’s a vampire and will absorb the life essence of the child once they hit 18 and can drop off the radar.

[@audriusfrankonis6862]

That is her subconscious awareness that the kid will skedaddle the second he/she's legally able to.

[@senecarus_whitur]

You stop paying child support when the child turns 18 years old in some countries...

[@luesCow]

Or she is antivaxx and the child will only live to age 18

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Um... what? Not even that post was this nonsensical.

[@sortofarbitrary6688]

That person literally gave their cat a gender neutral pronoun without it telling them what it wants to be called... The irony is palpable.

[@zhalosupercell2486]

It identifies as Australia not Australian it is the island of Australia

[@rickwrites2612]

1st they did not give the cat any pronouns, they named the cat Ze Starfire. But even if they did people are getting confused we use neuter pronouns (singular they) normally and without noticing ALL THE TIME for decades now. (Look at my first sentence). Befote that we used "it" and iften for animals. So even if they did refer to cat by a neuter pronoun, its not ironic at all, gender neutral pronouns are what we naturally use when talking about hypothetical people/animals or those whose gender we don't know. Additionally they can be applied for anyone of any gender. They are NEUTRAL. While some nonbinary people do insist on only being referred to with gender neural pronouns, that is not the main use of them, it is simply a new additional use that applies to a small minority of people. The only time gender neutral pronouns are possibly inappropriate is if you are using them purposely to avoid affirming someone's gender that they live and present as in order to hurt them (whether they're trans or not).

[@DeonP]

No one: Not a soul: Not a speck of dust Rslash: mamimabibs

[@wbecerra]

12:48 access to WiFi with at least 250 mahbibhups Lol

[@straangeette]

Lmao I read this at the time it came on and had to wait till the video was over to comment I couldn't breathe.. mahbibhups

[@thefountainpendesk]

Mibibips

[@anderssorenson9998]

That whole thing was anti melenial sarcasm right?

[@lgirl4441]

I love how he said mbps , it made me laugh

[@Nerobyrne]

joke's on you, that one dude is SO smart, he literaly manipulates space-time to heal people. That's why he's the only human alive who has an MD in Quantum Physics.

[@pollypockets508]

I knew it was fake from all the spelling errors.

[@Aoskar95]

I thing M.D is supposed to mean Masters Degree which would make more sense. Some of those guys are really narcissistic.

[@Nerobyrne]

@@Aoskar95 someone with a master's degree would know how to properly denote it

[@Aoskar95]

@@Nerobyrne Most of them would, but then we have the crazy ones and those that got their degree in countries where english is not often spoken such as china

[@dreamwolf7302]

@@Aoskar95 This reminds me of the age old joke i get when i tell people i have a B.S in Nursing...

[@MsNoPixel]

_You really don’t want me off my meds._ Lady it’s weed you’ll be fine. 🙄

[@rewto5131]

Let me off my meds near her😈 She will regret being a choosing begger in seconds 😈. Yes my meds are REAL mood stabilizers.

[@amazingcynic9709]

Ehhh depends on your condition. For example like with PTSD or depression weed is considered an actual medication an is extremely helpful

[@tyber_roman313]

@@amazingcynic9709 she said she was ok sharing weed. Not all weed is good as medication and her just accepting any and all weed should make anyone skeptical of her "medical requirement of weed"

[@Handstyles]

@@amazingcynic9709 Weed can also cause depression and/or worsen it. Same with paranoia etc so it completely depends on the person, dose and strain if it is helpful with these 2 conditions.

[@sadpotato3386]

She expecting to much.. real meds for her would be a dose of The Real World.

[@ajconway4538]

My mom told me a story that when she was young there's some guy coming to her parents house and wanting to be "adopted". He said he's willing to be adopted as a son and will let them paid for his education and feed him etc. My grandparents from my mother side has 17 children,my uncle told him to leave or he'll call the cops. Lmao

[@shadowmanray4736]

9:34 D-does this guy actually believe that Blockbusters is still around? There's literally only 2 left on this entire planet.

[@Gamemaster-64]

maybe he is near one of them.

[@leohunter801]

For that last lady, when I saw "what I can offer other than employment" I was expecting passionate hugging favors

[@ayiniseasilyamused9215]

Considering how...diverse her offer of 'education' was, I don't think I want to hear her opinion on consent.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

Well, she did say they need to let her live how she wants (including nudity) Someone like that seems more likely than most to consent.

[@richardmetzler7909]

Seeing how she's eager to "educate" people on fat-shaming, you probably wouldn't want that.

[@killer008r]

Pretty sure it was a joke post.

[@shadowmage661]

Possible, but it is really close to how some seem to think based on their actions

[@thedreadwolf7892]

"I would literally kill another human being to see the comment section" Uhh.. R/ what are you hiding from us?

[@lunamora5700]

😱

[@lunamora5700]

"ANOTHER" Just read that story

[@CazadorSlayer]

His murder basement.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

I too would also kill another human being to read that comment section.

[@jjwilly000]

Luna Mora he meant like different Person other than him

[@JamesCrimson43]

The entitlement is so baffling I wonder if some of the entries are fake.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Even if they are fake, there are people actually like that in the wild.

[@backonlazer791]

It's easy to fake stuff for internet karma, so some of them are probably fake. However, there are some really stupid people out there, so I have no doubts that some are true as well.

[@Avarioth]

I suspect the SJW one to be fake. It was almost TOO stereotypically accurate, so I think it was satirical xP.

[@zachorrico9816]

I always get a kick out of how you say mbps. Ma-bi-bips, 😂

[@betatoadstool]

4:02 yes sleeping at home is very unprofessional. Anyone who does this needs to send me their manager’s phone number immediately!!🤣🤣

[@FrancisR420]

An MD in quantum physics is something Doctor Who would have.

[@WingZero172]

*The Doctor

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Might be the only doctor qualified to treat patients with quantum physics.

[@jakobpotts2053]

Masters degree

[@Pbdave1092]

@@jakobpotts2053 NO ONE calls their master's degree MD. If you have masters in a degree you put M in front of the initials of your degree like MBA or MPA.

[@logicalwren2326]

MD in Quantum? Ok! Who let Albert Einsteins Great, Great grandkid in the caht?

[@themaninthemask6315]

As soon as she said "microaggressions" i died a bit more inside

[@Freekymoho]

Its so perfect that her only education is in useless nonsense, and now shes a 30 year old leech

[@grimmseti]

It took you THAT long?!

[@vanguardangel6912]

MICROAGGRESSIONS! HIT HIM! Who the fuck does she think she is? PC Principal?

[@theplourde]

Poopie McCray that’s how I feel about EA and their standards and practices when it comes to their games.

[@myautobiographyafanfic1413]

I think this counts as a macro aggression

[@ataino]

Nobody: rSlash: *_mbps_*

[@13bgunbunny42]

Maybe he is unaware of what it means?

[@konaDRAW]

I kinda assumed he was just doing a bit, but now I’m thinking about the possibility of him legitimately not knowing what mbps means...

[@ataino]

@@13bgunbunny42 I also thought about that, but hoenstly, it's funny either ways. *_mbps_*

[@justinfs]

@@ataino I gotta agree. In my 10 years in IT service I've never once heard this and may start to convince customers its what jif is to gif to just hear it more..

[@ataino]

@@justinfs I'm sorry what do you mean by that last sentence-

[@ghostdog9921]

20% of my income? Great! I don't have any😂

[@JM-ij1om]

That one looking for a convenient roommate / caregiver is the kind of person nobody in their right mind would give the time of day to. They are delusional, completely!

[@MugiwaraPirateNakama]

The one thing that makes these posts even more funny is how rSlash does the 'HuuUuuUUH?!', perfect notification sound.

[@CazadorSlayer]

...Oh God...Now imagining my phone going "HuuUuuUuuUuuuH!?!?!" every time I get a text... Just...Thank You. It's Beautiful.

[@aenigmaticus_ca]

@@CazadorSlayer This should be a thing

[@Avarioth]

I REALLY wish my phone allowed me to choose a custom text message sound... Even my very old Nokia 3610i (I think it was) had that option, but not my Samsung Galaxy s4 Mini, lol. That "HuuUUuuUuhh?!" cracked me up :')

[@hazume1579]

Its annoying when someone does this in real life... 🙄 i used to work with someone who would say it IMMEDIATELY after every question she asked.. Like damn give me a second

[@DrNeoPrototype]

Just imagine having that notification sound turning off your phone for 2 days and just hearing that multiple times hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuhhhuuuuhuh

[@CallieYanChanEdits]

Thing: *exists* CBs/EPs: *"it's free real estate"*

[@MrNines999]

Did that last one really say "I'm LGBT so you shouldn't charge me rent to live in your house"?

[@sylverscale]

No, she said she's an SJW who likes to meddle in other people's affairs. And as we all know, that's a full time job so she can't really work, thus she has no money for rent - but she wants to pollute your apartment, cluttering it and parking her naked butt on your couch while searching the web for perceived slights and microagressions so she can be perpetually offended. That's why she needs weed. And all of the mentioned streaming services so she can relax from her hard work as a full time keyboard warrior. She pays for all that with unwanted advice and lectures. Doesn't that sound like a great deal?

[@dethkruzer]

No, she's just a grown ass adult who spends all their time on weed and twitter, flexing their grievance studies degree.

[@konaDRAW]

Pretty much. That’s the summary.

[@SilviaNight99]

That woman is CRAZY. Like, how can other human beings think like that? Also, her "education" sounds like nonsense. What a bad rep for ANY community whatsoever.

[@picallo1]

@@SilviaNight99 Yea 'Education' on LGBT. I mean are you kidding me right now??? And 'its a big one' These humans really exist, and they breed.

[@pingupongu3276]

I love how the entitled people are spittin curses like their life depends on it and the OP manages to come up with an extremely witty comeback with no censors needed.

[@goalie2998]

Anyone have a link to the actual Facebook page of the 30 year old looking for a room? Must be full of delightful comments

[@SMAXZO]

"I am wathing you!" "Great, you can wath with the officers standing next to you. Have fun in prison, kid!"

[@batriam5921]

12:00 the child's 18 years of life? so she expects it to die at 18 or for the donor to suddenly come in and be like "sup I'm your dad"?

[@deezvidz218]

I think its cause after 18 years they wouldn't have to pay child support anymore

[@AceOSpades717]

Both, on the death bed the dad says "Sup I'm your dad, I've been finding the best milk for you because your mom said so, yeah"

[@desiree6081]

She probably isnt planning on vaccinating. 18 years is Long life expectancy.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

No... why the fuck am I seeing so many people interpret it this way? You're no longer a child when you're an adult, right? And 18 is the legal age of adulthood in most of the world, right? Can you figure it out on your own yet?

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@Richard_Nickerson WOOOOOOSH We're making fun of the fact that she wrote "The child's 18 years of life", implying that it won't be alive after 18 years, by pretending to believe she meant it. Of course we all know what she meant.

[@liamlockheartart7560]

Working at a gas station I saw so many people come in and get pissed that I wouldnt let them take cigarettes and come back in a few hours to pay. I had one lady who was screaming at me and trying to give me part now and the rest later and I had to keep telling her no. She kept telling me, not asking but TELLING me "Here's whats going to happen; Im going to give you $6 now, and in a few hours I will be back to pay the rest" over and over. Every time I told her no she would change the amount she was demanding to pay. Not even upping every time just randomly different amounts. She didnt stop until another customer told her to get the hell out.

[@spidercrumple69420]

2nd to last one (aka the 30f with the ridiculous expectations of "roommates") literally sounds like my sister's mom, so much so its astounding

[@TheHawkeward]

'For the 18 years of the child's life until we sacrifice him to the gods'

[@AnonymusGirlSans]

Am I the only one who actually likes his deep sick voice? I'm sorry, but it's just so satisfying

[@cloudymoon2402]

Yeah it's hot ngl

[@limiv5272]

It does sound kinda cool, but then I remember how horrible colds are and I feel really bad for enjoying it

[@orion6897]

weird flex but, okay 👌

[@kylies5008]

Its kinda attractive

[@dethmetelchik]

Yeah I'm in agreement here. Pretty hot.

[@AtotehZ]

11:50 I know you shouldn't stick it in crazy, and that early 20's is a bit young for that, but would be funny to accept her deal knowing you had a vasectomy.

[@xlvyne]

Imagine giving birth to someone's blood child, telling them they are not allowed to have any sort of parental rights towards that child, and then telling them they're required to pay child support.

[@DarthGordo501]

"I can buy it at block buster" Some people watching this weren't even born to even know what block buster is

[@alphastorm7051]

Guilty as charged! :)

[@SplatNexus]

What is block buster?

[@Slipstreamm_]

14:39 Hold up.. Kill *another* human being? ANOTHER?

[@jordanknight3519]

1:10

[@nalrashido]

.....go on.

[@Josh_the_jester]

0:54😂 this bimbo isn't even trying to hide the fact that she's low balling you, this both hilarious and extremely illegal , as minimum wage must be $8.55 according to federal labor law

[@CazadorSlayer]

Minimum Wage depends on the state/country you live in too. Here in NC, it's $7.25. ...Doesn't change the fact that $5 is *GUFFAW* worthy, of course. Just a tidbit of info. (That's right. *GUFFAW WORTHY!* That's how pathetic and insulting that offer is!)

[@embarron8691]

Josh_the_ jester in the us federal min wage is 7,25 an hour but some states are higher

[@entrancedsnow7076]

Ella Barron Shit in Washington state (highest minimum wage in the US) is $13.25 an hour. That’s almost double minimum wage here in Pennsylvania (standard $7.25)

[@CazadorSlayer]

@@entrancedsnow7076 Yep, it certainly does vary wildly...To be fair, it's because the cost of living in those states is also significantly higher. You can rent a house here in NC for like...$700 a month, where in a higher-population state like California or New York, it'd cost you over $2500 a month for an apartment that's a quarter of the size. Sometimes it ain't so bad livin' out in the middle of nowhere...Heh!

[@katarinahenry4460]

who’s gonna tell em that blockbuster doesn’t exist anymore

[@worldwatcher6999]

Demolition vehicles are no longer in use?

[@GhalidiusTrident]

@@worldwatcher6999 no, it's a store brand that went bankrupt.

[@worldwatcher6999]

@@GhalidiusTrident That comment was a joke.

[@DopeioThePhoneBoi]

Actually, there is a single functioning Blockbuster on the entire planet, in Bend, Oregon.

[@starstudio8402]

@@DopeioThePhoneBoi a entire company depends on one store? Tf

[@flamingonion7905]

"This store should give my kid free icecream as compensation because i don't have any valid currency to pay for the icecream". Alright then

[@Gia1911Logous]

14:10 "Education" -Starts talking about subjects that just need common sensse

[@zhou_1]

lmaooooooooooo

[@randayno934]

I honestly, stupidly thought she was going to offer tutoring for children living in the house. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

[@laurieharper1526]

I bet she's great company, with her constant pontificating and preaching.

[@Valecto]

I bet you her "education" is a degree in women's studies !

[@quintonjones8854]

@@Valecto nah shes too entitled to want to go to college haha

[@oopsibrokethecow]

Wow, the person looking for an apartment....I've never seen such entitlement. That one takes the cake! They act as though they are doing the person a favor by moving in with them and being a sponge. They even demand that the person supplies their "meds"....

[@rickwrites2612]

I think it was either a satire or a scam co-opting language of progressive power analysis. Also likely is they DONT want to move but to tell their parents they tried. Otherwise you'd just advertise yourself as a professional trainer in that subject and say offer training (ie they can pimp you to orgs) in exchange for a discount on rent. Not that anyone would trade rent for anything but physical labor lol. But as someone who has worked in that field, they sound like they have no idea what they're talking about and are throwing around buzzwords superficially.

[@shizukorosektk1107]

That story with the rent They only organism i would let do that in my home is my dog. Her parents must have gotten rid of her for a reason...

[@sadpotato3386]

Cause shes 30 and expecting a free place to stay and people to take care of her

[@PoppyCorn144]

She’s 30, they’re getting rid of her because she’s 30. And..... unemployed, delusional, entitled plus a freeloader who wants someone else to buy their weed!

[@decwow]

@@PoppyCorn144 I mean... she's 30. This is as much their fault as it is hers.

[@PoppyCorn144]

@decwow after the age of 21 you can no longer blame your parents for your fuckups. Yes they have an impact but you need to take responsibility. This person still has the crazy impression that world owes her a home, fun/dream job, transportation, and regular drugs - unless she was raised in a bubble she must be wilfully ignoring the way that life actually works.

[@decwow]

@@PoppyCorn144 That's only partly true. Take drug addicts, for example. When someone is enabling their addiction, they share at least a small part of the blame. A 30yo adult who behaves like this has NEVER had to actually provide for herself and live as an adult, so she has never taken the steps that lead to maturity that everyone else does. That's her parent's fault. Yes, it's her fault for accepting it and never taking responsibility for herself, but that doesn't erase the significant role they played. Or... if you were to go story-mode with a metaphor: They created this monster. It may be the monster by choice, as well,.. but it didn't make itself and most importantly, didn't teach itself how to *_be_* the monster....

[@xenbee5239]

nobody: choosing beggars: will you launch a nuke for $5?

[@rewto5131]

If I can launch it at you (choosing begger) I will do it for free/pay you to let me to remove your stupidity from this planet.

[@MaxArt2501]

Maybe on fiverr some are willing to.

[@Chunkboi]

Well, we have an entitled brat in the presidency...that might actually be possible.

[@CazadorSlayer]

North Korea will do it for $2.50 if they get to target it at South Korea. Deal?

[@prestonhurst]

If you're ever having a bad day, listen to rSlash. Just when you think no one can possibly THAT stupid or entitled, he keeps proving me wrong! LOL

[@No_DIDDY_347]

My new favorite series 🤣🤣 the first one and the 30 year old one literally had me dying from the stupidity of it 😂😂😂 love these videos.

[@christianstachl]

Damn, i had to pause the video at 11:25 because of how he pronounced "communiunm". I laughed so hard i nearly choked on my food 😂 Even better than "mbps" 😁

[@The73MPL4R]

"Age 16-23" Did this person just openly say that they want to have a kid with a underage boy?

[@zero1891]

They also admitted to "natural breeding sessions" with underaged boy too

[@rewto5131]

Yes, yes they did.

[@jordanknight3519]

Not necessarily underage depending on location. U.K. age of consent is 16. I think a couple of states may have it at 16 too and several places in Europe.

[@decwow]

@@jordanknight3519 The age of consent is 16, but that only qualifies if the partner is ALSO under 18 in most of these states. An 18yo having sex with a 16yo is risking potential statutory rape charges.

[@mandyrobbins1]

Guess she's never heard "16 will get you 20"...🤦

[@unikern1o140]

Last time I came this early, people knew Obama’s last name

[@fiercephantom27]

DabbingUnikern i still know it

[@kankay0820]

XD

[@FwMidnight]

DabbingUnikern Obama’s last name is care

[@kt27066]

Nightfall23 omg 😂

[@mattbeauzec2614]

Obama: Care Bin laden And Obama academy

[@pumpkingamebox]

Phd In Physics from MIT **Drake nah** M.D. Quantum physics from a business school. **Drake Yes**

[@bygoneb0i751]

13:00 I think she needs it soundproofed so no one hears her ungratefully yelling like a Karen

[@angellowy]

God forbid other ppl have a life, have a job, and need money and sleep to survive

[@pumpkinsproutarts4000]

For the last one: well I just pulled a tarot card and it said "no."

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Remember the story where the psychic said no, then the guy complained that they didn't do the thing with the cards, so the psychic flipped a card while maintaining eye contact and said no again.

[@Rikard_Nilsson]

My magic eightball says "go suck an egg"

[@FrancisR420]

Having an MD and quantum physics isn't abnormal I for instance am a Quantum proctologist.

[@yougotkained]

Lmfao, the woman at the end asking for... more than what my parents would do for me?? Why would anyone choose to all of a sudden be her parent WHEN SHE'S 30?! A perfect and fantastic one at that?! How entitled.

[@Royalsprincess1]

Id never think in a million years of forfeiting my parental rights at time of birth of child and at the same time she is wanting 20% of my money. She can have full parental rights but she can also have full control and full responsibility of supporting the child and will not be getting any money from me.

[@BlackKnight413]

11:19 Grown woman says 16 year olds should help bear her children and pay her child support. Only in Texas.

[@ShiaHex]

Don't lump us in with that thing.

[@BlackKnight413]

@@ShiaHex Hm right, maybe Florida instead

[@hanezutchins2786]

"Shoot her! Shooot heeerrrrrr!"~That One Guy In Jurassic Park

[@digit5465]

That 30 year old Facebooker sounds like that one thought in your mind that constantly annoys you

[@tundralwhisper7345]

"M.D. - Quantum Physics" So, he can treat Chronal Disassociation (idk how to spell it, english isn't my first language), which is the fictional condition that tracer has. Ya know, the onr that causes her to literally uncontrollably jump between timelines and be gone for hours, days, sometimes months? Because, that's time travel, thereby distantly correlated to quantum physics, and it's a medical condition... kind of...

[@Lukkaboc]

You sir, are a master! Well done!

[@Timber_LXG_5]

You know that Gender studies degree is apparantly worth 400 dollars a month to that lady

[@joimumu]

I would pay 400$ a month not to hear from gender studies ever again :) memes about them on the other hand is ok

[@dirt8617]

"You will remain completely anonymous throughout the child's 18 years of life" The f, is she gonna kill it when it turns 18?!

[@joimumu]

I wouldn’t be surprised if she does

[@BasedSockHead007]

I’m also scared that he’s expected to “maintain that same level of anonymity with anyone around you” Does she actually mean he can’t talk to anyone for 18 fucking years?????.....!!!!! Whatttt?? I pray I’m wrong and she meant anyone around him like family can’t see the kid as that would make sense if he forfeited rights .....

[@crazymartin526]

"Or i can buy it at blockbustet" Does he know blockbuster is no more and it never did sell gta 5?

[@ghostmobiil]

He's a time traveller

[@bandithimself6841]

There’s one blockbuster left in the US still in Oregon but 2 hours ago from when I’m typing this they confirmed they’re closing down. On March 31st the last one in Australia and 2nd last in the world shut down too. Edit: Turns out it was meant to be a funny prank, they are a blockbuster but not part of the official corporation.

[@mandyrobbins1]

Maybe he confused Blockbuster and Best Buy? Blue sign, yellow letters starts with a B... LMAO, poor guy, he was soooo close

[@Avarioth]

Blockbusters was really hanging by a thread at the end of their days, lol. I remember coming in with approximately 25 very well-preserved and unscratched PS2 and PC games (this was before PS3), offering to sell them (they were games I didn't play anyway or had two copies of) and they gave me 50 kr (7,37$) for ALL of them... Yeah, they'd seen better days and in less than a year, Blockbuster was no more. Good times... xP

[@SylwesterYT]

Education on the LGBT+ community, fat shaming etc? RED FLAGS EVERYWHERE

[@Handstyles]

Exactly my thoughts. But it explains why this person is so completely detached from reality. Brainwashed by ideology.

[@DracoMalfoy-ym2pg]

14:13 GOT ME MAD! I dont think she knows anything about LGBTQ+

[@LadyJuse]

She is probably only an expert on it from the perspective of white people.

[@Valecto]

... or maybe she has a degree in women's studies (aka being a professional whiner) !

[@vinaynegi7239]

I burst out laughing everytime the CB gives a unreasonable price for someone who's selling something..

[@Lost_idiot223]

When listening to these beggars, I really believe they're people who shouldn't be given access to air. clearly they are not using it right.

[@AMASTA5]

Roommate: I need advice Choosing beggar: *After puff of weed* What is it? Roommate: How do I get a new roommate?

[@lolaj9701]

As part of the LGBTQ+ community we don’t claim that second to last gal

[@joimumu]

Well considering she is using you as a weapon I’m not surprised

[@zDvnn]

3:26 trying not to curse I front of your kids 💀

[@batmanlikespizza2541]

It was perfect.

[@AG-fv4wd]

14:13 when she said LGBT community education, I was like am out I dont need one of those people😂😂🤣

[@cristelromeave7414]

I believe my 18 year old omni self can announce the whole LBGTQ+ history and facts better than a 30 year old karen that won't even offer half of the actual rent price.

[@phasepeyt4381]

i’m thinking about selling my ps4 this december to make extra cash for christmas gifts, but reallllly don’t wanna run into holiday season choosing beggars..

[@entrancedsnow7076]

I recommend selling it earlier then so you have the money and just have to wait until you find the gift

[@noelromerez2034]

Hope you fully recover soon, RSlash!! Love your vids!!

[@fionawright3086]

I’m scared about the “Childs 18 years of life” part.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

10:00 I honestly need to know if lowballing someone so much followed by "take it or leave it" and/or "I can buy it somewhere else" has ever actually worked for these people.

[@Thundarr100]

The one about the sperm donor contradicted itself. First it said that the donor would “agree to forfeit all parental rights at the moment of birth” and then demanded “20% of their monthly income for child support”. If you want his money as well as his sperm, then he has the right to see the kid if he wants to. Once you have him sign away his rights to know his kid, you’ve signed away your rights to child support.

[@SkyWalkingSpartan]

1:15 I died after that laughter 🤣🤣🤣

[@Italktocarrots]

We’re all “whathing” YOU, rSlash!

[@OmniscientWarrior]

One slip up, and it is his ath.

[@aonirnolaloth]

Lithening mostly though

[@hxntwi792]

The fact that this mans voice when he has a cold makes this even more entitled is unreal.

[@monkeynumbernine]

Ugh- The 30 year old seeking a place to live is the most ridiculous thing ever. Her parents are probably counting the minutes until she's out of their house.

[@unaztecamas1683]

The way that r/slash says "HuHhh" oh god it gives me shivers. Worked at a call center for a few months. No joke, not an exaggeration it will take between .3 and 1 whole second of quiet, for people to make that exact noise.

[@bryjenkins3731]

12:50 the 250mbps part made me piss myself 🤣🤣🤣 Edit: For the record, I am watching on the toilet 😂

[@starceasilvester1573]

Fun bit of trivia

[@bryjenkins3731]

I only RSlash on the toilet. It's a bit more entertaining than reading the back of the shampoo

[@starceasilvester1573]

@@bryjenkins3731 ok

[@tyg6626]

12:50 Mega Bits Per Seconds

[@ThisChangeIsAwful]

yo, pls let us have this.

[@ytwom1]

He definitely knows that. This is just more fun.

[@secretuser4528]

Anyone else catch the absurd want of wifi with 250mbps of speed at around 12:55? (I assume download speed and upload speed)

[@ThisChangeIsAwful]

thats 250 mebepis

[@arthurvonhill7361]

Thanks a lot. I spilled my f'ing drink when I heard her age

[@tomikun8057]

12:49 wow that guy wants more than 10x our wifi that me and my mom struggle at.

[@DrGlacier007]

begger: heehooheehoo ima get sum free stuffff Mc: ima end this mans whole career

[@kazunachan3702]

Everytime he does the Karen voice i literally get annoyed from just that XD

[@xBluegamerx]

I alwayth fell like someboody's wathing me - Mike Tyson cover.

[@sometimessnarky1642]

I can get no privathee

[@wonkothesane8691]

"Whath you talkin' 'bout, Willith?" (Yeah, I went there.)

[@MsLax45]

I love how the one girl casually mentions that she will be walking around nude in the apt on her post. Not advertising to creeps at all.....🙄

[@lilgigetty1899]

Honestly...I don't know what goes through people's head when they think "GIVE ME YOUR HOUSE. I SHOULD LIVE HERE AND YOU HAVE TO BE HOMELESS NOW. NOW GET OUT BEFORE I CALL THE COPS."