r/Choosingbeggars RETURN THE STUFF I STOLE FROM YOU!

[@rSlash]

Like if you've tried to recreate my entitled woman voice

[@cooltube9128]

rSlash not very proud lol

[@yellow_quack]

did it once as a joke it didn't end well

[@ginger_bee554]

I've never tried but now I will lol

[@jeremyweiner8743]

Yep

[@davidarocho4375]

I can’t but I have a buddy who is fantastic at it

[@lasagnalovingcat5335]

A person donates 1,000,000 meals to those in need during a crisis because people are hoarding food. Critic says they should have donated toilet paper. I can guarantee that the critic needs toilet paper because he/she is a food hoarder.

[@NivMizzet89]

Or because he himself IS a piece of ...

[@dubious6718]

MrBeast proved that there is no food shortage and that there is no point in hoarding

[@heartmeander7558]

They just need so much toilet paper because they did buy all the canned chili

[@lazygirlprocrastinatingmas9886]

I think it was more of a joke, as situation in last couple weeks tend to prouve that people are obsessed and hoarding toilet paper like it's more important than everything else ...

[@velvetdarksoul8741]

@@lazygirlprocrastinatingmas9886 things have been calming down sure people still get sick but the crazy shopping has finally ended

[@maryrosedixon4476]

Re: the babysitting post. It's also worth noting the kids are EXTREMELY young. It's generally assumed childcare for infants and toddlers costs more, because they're so much more work. Think about it: the 1 month old will need very frequent feeding, and formula is not cheap. The younger two obviously won't be potty trained, and the oldest may not be fully trained either. All three kids will need constant supervision and care. Caring for three children that young is very hard work, and even harder if you're not the parent or main caregiver. It's really disturbing that the mom expects someone to do it for slave wage.

[@UnchainedAmerica]

then she should 've thought of the costs before getting knocked up three times so close to age.

[@Evsbrokenknife]

I paused the video before R/slash continued and did probably shitty math in my head but my jaw dropped when I realized she was trying to get a babysitter for around 88/89 cents a hour per kid.

[@maryrosedixon4476]

@@chocojoou That threw me too. They don't necessarily need to be breastfed (she probably uses formula or pumps) but that's super young to be left with someone else for long periods. Some daycares won't take them until 6 weeks, because A) newborns need such a high level of care, and B) it's really important for their development to be with mom at that age.

[@zephryoz8692]

I mean the good thing is she’s definitely not gonna find a babysitter at that pay lol no one is that stupid

[@dutchik5107]

@@zephryoz8692 or she is. Someone that REALLY likes kids..

[@xBluegamerx]

"Honestly it's selfish as hell to me. Millions of people need that money. Not just her fans." *Translation* Why isn't she giving *Me* that money?

[@moralityisnotsubjective5]

That's how I read it too.

[@nottossable1]

Thanks I had no idea what she said. I was kinda confused

[@chrispham6599]

Dread Cthulhu that's the ONLY way you should be interpreting this bullshit

[@Spuffiy]

A lotta people couldn't understand him speaking idiot language

[@thunderflare59]

Well the government obviously isn't sending any money out.

[@JD-rq3ur]

5:24 Did anyone else notice that gift card picture was taken AT a store... IN the gift card section? I don't think she was planning on putting any money on it.

[@kittyvsmedia7065]

Wats worse is that wasnt even her photo. Its a cropped one from Google

[@zairecallender761]

Lucky!😭😭

[@apenguinwithasign7572]

Rslash is literally my inside voice when reading comments.

[@tornadogames4182]

A Penguin With A Sign SAME!

[@reddittime9283]

In general, he sounds really cool))) I'm still far from his level, but I try very hard on my channel.

[@Freekymoho]

@@reddittime9283 reddit reading is already a heavily oversaturated market that offers little reason to watch more than one channel since you will be reading the same threads. I'd suggest doing something else

[@foeuho2hf2h9]

this man speaks the launuage of the gods

[@jupitersong6658]

Amen mate

[@superprincessgem1]

The second decal story actually has somewhat of a happy ending. The lady apologized and wanted to buy another decal at full price, and complimented the artist.

[@VaellinTheBard]

Not mentioned with the vinyl one: the gift cards she shows is also a cropped photo from online. Probably obvious, but she definitely doesnt even have the gift cards

[@dubious6718]

or they are blank

[@lobster782]

it was also near the game card rack

[@redfirelord4716]

She was probably trying to scam op and get the design without paying

[@philpsyplays9815]

FYI Reading is pronounced “Reding”

[@AlexIs-Yup]

I was gonna say, it's a picture of a gift card RIGHT IN FRONT of a gift card kiosk. I agree, likely a scam.

[@treehugger0241]

"I love how one of the automated gmail responses is "What?"" You have no idea how much I needed that laugh today.

[@thatoneguykuro847]

5:27 is nobody going to point out the fact she took a picture of a gift card at a store. There are other cards in the background. She didn't even bother turning around to make it look like she had already bought the card.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Someone else said it's actually a photo from Google haha

[@quicksilverlacey]

I thought that too I was like damn lazy lol she couldn't even bother to move a few inches from the cards. If it's from google that's even worse because you gotta be really lazy to not bother to find a pic of a card that looks like it was already bought lol.

[@jupitersong6658]

3:53, what the hell is this lady referring to? Calling CPS when OP is just putting stuff, giving away for free, on their porch. I don't understand people.

[@safiyahauttree9533]

Yep me tooo

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

She'd probably make shit up

[@BasedSockHead007]

Same

[@funnypenelope]

I was also wildly confused... maybe because she put her address online?! I guess that's a tad dangerous depending on where she posted it...

[@GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou]

Some people are simply crazy, and it's futile to find basic logic. Obviously, we are only getting one side of it, but I can't figure any reason why some Easter decorations would ever take such a dark turn.

[@SheldunTV]

“The only extra I have” Literally looks like she’s in a store and she just took that picture 😂

[@karymecamilo8499]

The best part? That picture is from google images. It's not even the choosing beggars 😂

[@kitkattkandybarz7312]

"I only have gift cards" she says as she shows a photo *right in front of the gift cards in a store*

[@sniper_819]

I know right

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

She'd probably try to pay with a used gift card

[@bleachfanbk]

Sheldun the worst part is Game stop is gone, so they would have a useless gift card

[@CabooseTheMousse]

Person- *explains something clearly, honestly, and respectfully* CB: “WhAt Do YoU mEaN!?!?!?!!”

[@TheRedBlueberries]

Creased when he pronounced reading "reed-ing" instead of "red-ing"

[@marcw3321]

ThatPerson omg same 😂😂

[@NespeCoaching]

Jesus Christ I couldn't

[@daniellebleasdale7203]

I'll admit it took me longer than I'd like to admit to realise where he meant 🤣

[@Weezle13]

Same. Here just to find out who else picked up on it 😂

[@keiracopeland4721]

Timestamp?

[@Whatamievingdoing]

True story about my dad So my dad was driving and passed a homeless man (he lives in Arizona so the next part is important) He offers him water Homeless man: what brand? I don’t drink (I forgot the brand) My dad drove away (Turns out he had a house nearby apparently)

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

If you turn down water in Arizona, you deserve to dehydrate.

[@ethant.presland7438]

The vinyl story: that's a scam. Never accept gift cards as payment.

[@MarksterC]

she was literally next to the gift card tack

[@ohhintmy3518]

The gift card probably only have like 1 dollar inside

[@helenemuscagorry244]

@@MarksterC most of those card have a number for online purchases, those asshole buy the card, use the online number and then give it away

[@homohits1]

Especially to a store that's a few months away from closing permanently

[@user-pm4dj4kp7f]

Bro it was GameStop I would’ve accepted it in a heartbeat ngl

[@jacksonharper9417]

Me: hears “but can’t you make another one.” Also me: this is where stuff gets guuuuuud

[@-adela-6994]

Rich person: donates money, helps people, tries to do some good Choosing beggar: "NOT GOOD ENOUGH" Some people don't realize that no matter how rich someone is, their money is their money and giving away one dollar is stil better than not giving anything at all

[@mayuravirus6134]

Twitter CEO donated 28% of his wealth MrBeast donated 1.000.000 meal for people isn't that good enough or even better!?

[@Yes-rv4kr]

Amano Yuuji They didn’t even donate 29% some people are just so selfish

[@sidesalt1091]

A_Benway_44 wym?? He did donate 28% of his wealth

[@Yes-rv4kr]

SideSalt10 it was a joke

[@zally8183]

hm

[@thetaylorfamily3893]

They way you said “Taylor swift is such a jerk” had me laughing so loudly

[@ksis1749]

_CB_ : *”steals something”* _OP_ : *”Gets it back”* _CB_ : **tries to use Uno Reverse Card**

[@themaskedman8377]

CB: Mission Failed we'll get em next time

[@user-wt3lc7gy7u]

Uno Reverso Card: no

[@FragmentsOfDeath]

Choosing beggar this uno reverse card is to expensive

[@binchocats]

"can I have one sticker?" "yes, actually I'll send two 🤗" "sO cAn i hAve tHrEe??!"

[@name-uh5ee]

The only people CB is goin to get for that little are people who love children, a little too much, and in the wrong way

[@mitsusah2612]

Or people who want fresh organs and used a fake identity...

[@ciarangale4738]

@@mitsusah2612 fresh organs are pretty nice though

[@name-uh5ee]

@@mitsusah2612 that's what I'd do And eat the left overs

[@animeotaku307]

“You want me to watch your kids at my place for 55 hours a week? Sure...” *creepy laugh*

[@jawsy5908]

I I don’t ya

[@donaldduong6855]

Ring ring “Hello 911 here, what seems to be your emergency?” “Ummm there seems to be a middle aged man hugging a bag in the ally way on *********** street at ******** address” “...” Click

[@Lust767]

I can imagine this happened ready

[@milaismila4255]

I used to baby sit my mum friends kid and for no reason she just stoped paying me, told me she will pay tomorrow and moved out over night. Never heard from her ever again.

[@kayleekat146]

That's some commitment to the swindle, I can't lie.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

That's bizarre

[@OviValentinosWorld]

Child: mommy why are we moving house again Mom: Oh sweety, i borrowed a couple of cigarettes again from the neigbours.

[@InvaderTak176]

Practically dine and dash

[@epsilon-eleven]

That sounds suspicious. Like "fleeing with the child to evade something" suspicious.

[@dandotvid]

Crazy mom: My daughter has the coronavirus, so let me come over to your house to pay you!

[@nateb866]

"Would've been better if you gave them sanitizers and toilet paper." That really was one of the guys that now eats toilet paper and sanitizer soup bc they panic bought the entire stock out instead of buying some food. Like, people are in need, starving in the midst of a global pandemic, and this guy's first thought is "They need toilet paper!" Smh

[@sarahspaceslippers]

It's not like there are no options other than hand sanitizer and toilet paper showers exist soap exists if you got both those things then toilet paper and hand sanitizer aren't important, just useful

[@hamzasultan96]

Can't shit if you didn't eat. Also, we use water, I don't get how you can feel clean with just paper... but that's not the argument to have here.

[@ImaNerdANDaGeek]

I saw that before. I thought he was trying to be funny.

[@hamzasultan96]

@David Reads I get it, but, I've tried it once in my life, doesn't work at all unless you're essentially wasting paper (I am obsessive about the smallest things and can't stop doing something unless I feel like I'm tired which, in my head, means it's done well). But I get it, it's why I only threw that point in as a throwaway.

[@donutaddict3072]

*THE MEDIA*

[@gigaming1237]

On behalf of all Brits: ITS PRONOUNCED “REDDING”

[@Alakaizer]

We have a Redding here in California. Pretty sure nobody mispronounces it.

[@Thing1meetsThing2]

Asks for bag Will steal bag Will passionately hug bag That escalated quickly😝

[@TomDarkwulf87]

That one actually made me audibly "WTF"

[@funnypenelope]

I love how he almost couldn't read it because he's laughing so hard 🤣

[@vinaysajeev5044]

Imagine if he actually did it with the bag and 10 months later he sells some smaller bags with his face on the back...talk about horror shows😂

[@ElMundoDeHadesOK]

i literally snorted XD

[@richardtba]

My mother had the same issue. She used to worked at a retail store and ever so often she goes to an all can you eat Chinese buffet a block away from her work on her lunch break but only order the take out (another word, fill the box of food as much she can) and sometimes share it with co-workers. When she decided to lay low on big meals and stop going he co-workers whines to her like, "Where's your Chinese food? I stop bringing my lunch cause you always go get it from that place!" Last she check, it's not her responsibility to feed her co-workers cause they didn't pack their lunch. LoL

[@SuperLordQ]

I’m genuinely confused about why someone is getting threatening messages about “child abuse” for leaving free decorations on their porch??

[@erinmiller1433]

SuperLordQ Yeah, I think we’re missing some details.

[@LuluLaRue]

Right?! I re-listened to that five times and still don't understand 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@wobbawobba9232]

It’s cuz someone can break in? Or maybe it was their child’s decoration and they threw it out for free idk

[@aishlnn7150]

They were upset about cyber bullying and wanted to punish OP by calling CPS. I think they might have showed up to collect the decorations but decorations were already gone. So CB thought that they'd been made a fool of? Only thing that would make sense to me ..

[@dustinbenzel8704]

@@aishlnn7150 That's not even remotely cyber bullying though. So no I don't think it makes sense. I think the person who said "cyber bullying" was just messed up in the head, and apparently assumed very wrong things. Yeah LOTS of details missing on that one.

[@cheddarknight7842]

“I stole it, so it belongs to me!” It’s hard to argue with his assessment

[@notmedicine9700]

someone:donates something to some people Choosing beggar:wHy DoN't YoU gIvE iT tOo EvErYoNe!?

[@kasamigi8031]

Question: "Why is genocide considered bad?"

[@AmusementLabs]

5:27 The background is of the card kiosk at the store. There's a HIGH chance CB just took a photo of a card, but never bought it and fully intended to stiff the artist upon pick up.

[@idunknow297]

5:26 either she didn’t buy the gift card, or she just bought it. Look in the back of the picture. Doesn’t it look like she’s still in the store?

[@TheJoker-bf4hn]

yeah i saw that too

[@DaveMoment]

Rslash: According to these choosing beggars, free is too expensive. The lady who was offered an extra decal: Hold my cheap wine.

[@KitsuneVoidsinger]

I laughed so hard at the "Red"ing pronounciation as reading xD we British are odd with place names and how they sound

[@wessexdruid5290]

There's an American city with the same name..

[@mirandanils5114]

@@wessexdruid5290 pennsylvania?

[@wessexdruid5290]

@@mirandanils5114 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Pennsylvania - just a way along from Bristol, North Wales and Worcester.

[@Sasha-up9er]

I was raised in America but live in the UK and I'm always teasing my bf by pronouncing town names wrong. He gets very annoyed when I rhyme Thames with James

[@silverstar1178]

@@wessexdruid5290 we have a "reading" in Massachusetts too. Also pronounced reding

[@kazmosis5326]

That one with the backpack guy in Reading went from 0 to 100 quick!!! And ppl think the English are all refined and posh LOL

[@mystolero]

The place Reading isn’t pronounced how it looks

[@matts1603]

Was wondering how long it would take for someone to comment this. 😂

[@bitequation314]

For those interested, it's pronounced "Redding".

[@endorneyodera4366]

Atleast the people there are very literate right?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Yeah, it's past tense read, not present tense read.

[@thesnowkitsune]

I was looking to see if someone had mentioned this.

[@dimitristsekeris1821]

"I added something more to my order only after you finished my order! That means you ruined it! I want a REFUND!" She had this planned from before.

[@Matty_Ice87]

“I will F~{k the bag”!!! Hahaha😂 that guy is a legend.

[@Pillow795]

Choosing beggar: steals something Also choosing beggar: Wdym I stole it, its mine.

[@skarmex3439]

Greg b Had an absolute moron in high school attempt to use this “logic” to me when he stole my back pack. I took it back and he tried to get me in shit for “stealing his back pack” he proudly claimed “I stole it, so it’s mine now” to which I obviously replied with “Well, I stole it back, so it’s mine now” I’m pretty sure if the laughter from the other students weren’t in the background, you could probably hear the rusted gears grinding in his head.

[@CaylenHeeler]

“It’s not everyday you have someone threatening to rape your backpack.” 😂😂

[@DarkHeartTheEmo]

That one about Taylor the title of the article is wrong the said she gave money to her fans, from the tweet she put she didn't mention anything about her fans at all, so she is basically helping random people despite the fact that they are or aren't her fans.

[@danielgehring7437]

I know, right? Plus how hard is it to be a 'fan' of a celebrity? You what, need an email account? The CB is basically complaining that people might have to do five seconds of work for that money.

[@raptorcharly8055]

The thing is, based on what I've heard - the fans are the people she'd actually be able to reach. So it makes more sense to give to her fans because they're easier for her to get the money to.

[@danielgehring7437]

@@raptorcharly8055 Frankly even if she was just sending it to her fans that had previous sent in their forms giving her legal permission to harvest their kidneys if she needed one, I'm still grateful she's doing it. It's still getting that money back out into circulation, which is way more helpful for every world citizen than what most celebrities are doing, letting it sit and rot in Scrooge McDuckian style money vaults somewhere.

[@epsilon-eleven]

@iDevice Modz Calling things "gay" as an insult just makes it look like you're in the closet, mate.

[@crushingriptide788]

Wow i literally almost fell over laughing as soon as he said i will f**k the bag, killed me for like 5 minutes. 🤣

[@dracko158]

CB: *Steals OP's thing* OP: *Takes it back* CB: *Surprised Pikachu Face*

[@Kendricklamard]

Dino Dracko I thought I killed you

[@EpicSmurph]

5:27 the lady sent a picture of a gift card in front if the gift shop row at the store lol

[@justasentientmclarenp1879]

CB : OMG my daughter is sick what do I do now Ohh I KNOW I'll BUY A GIANT CAR DECORATION FOR HER

[@kingsleyo_o]

I love rSlash when his sarcasm kicks in

[@Azuraion]

As a woman, I love your entitled woman voice. It's bloody perfect! As always thank you for the great bedtime stories every night and much love from Aussieland m8 «3!

[@bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880]

I love that voice, it's my favorite.

[@updownstate]

I used to bake on Sunday and take something to the office on Monday. This went on for so long that one Monday I didn't take anything and people came to my desk to complain. They demanded to know what I'd done instead.

[@rollfaceonkeyboard]

The mother here is just asking to get a child back with 1 less organ.

[@lasagnalovingcat5335]

Back? She might as well have titled her post "Attention Human Traffickers: Free Kids!!!"

[@CazadorSlayer]

Plot Twist, she's just paying the kidnappers delivery fee.

[@xxratsrcutexx3494]

@@CazadorSlayer sounds legit

[@AquamarineMemories]

The post about the black backpack bag. This is it. I've finally found the Choosing Beggar that broke me. Out of all the stories/posts I've read about CBs, it was this one that made my brain unable to decide if it wants to laugh or self destruct.

[@wackybisexual8280]

Literally watching rslash is getting me through the epidemic :')

[@ffgfldfk]

Exactly I've been watching like 20 videos a day

[@ringodoodles490]

Same, bisexual Hamilton ✌

[@daveshockwave8098]

same

[@Skinnyp4545]

I have rewatched a lot of his vids cuz i cant get anything new, it sucks

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Pandemic*

[@ameliashostak4764]

LMAO!!! the backpack one got real weird real fast!!! hahaha

[@KnickssThePro]

The corona discount is amazing 😂😂

[@lucyblood7562]

discount? Things doubled in the amount over here!

[@darragh3394]

😂😂😂😂😂 you honestly had me gassed up the way you said reading 😂😂😂

[@cansbackup3821]

Cb: steals Op: got it back Cb: surprised Pikachu face

[@HerkulesRS]

Honestly i think that hand sanitizer and toilet paper was a joke :Ddd i bursted out laughing at that.

[@lasershark3404]

Kid steals minecraft server: GIVE ME THE PASSWORD

[@WadeWilsonDP]

Whenever I run into people like this I just straight up ignore them. I do creative work so people are always trying to get stuff for free. I just reply with an invoice until they pay it.

[@thelastmotel]

Now, some of you may think that when that one OP posted Sheppard Pie, that she was mistyping, and that she meant Shepherd's Pie, but no. Sheppard Pie is a regional dish from Normandy ;P

[@maxdonahue210]

“This is the only extra gift card I have” is standing in front of the gift card rack at Walgreens holding an unpaid card

[@Richard_Nickerson]

10:14 "Hi, I saw your examples online. Could you show me some examples?" That's what I heard.

[@skyrat3816]

Op who was feeding her neighbour's kids I think get 1/5 bumholes for refusing to cook for them after the neighbour realized she messed up. But 5/5 bumholes to the neighbour for being unappreciative and expecting op to feed her kids.

[@hyprspd]

I haven't been this early since I was allowed to go outside

[@xDecayingDreamz]

dude xD i died when he read "I will strip naked and f--k the bag" like wtf xD

[@MissDeniseR]

It is pronounced Reding, the A is silent, I know that's English for you Lol .

[@ashleysmith1276]

If you find numbers difficult - it costs Americans less than HALF what it costs Britons to fuel our cars. Y'all have it very easy......

[@MissDeniseR]

@@ashleysmith1276 yes true,but we also have free health care,subsidised prescriptions and dental so it balances out.

[@Tamara-ju3lh]

I have a friend in Finland who writes a blog in English and she is always running sentences by me. I have to explain sometimes that it doesn't make sense but that's how it's said. 😂

[@platty9237]

You gotta love how some people who call people cyber bullies are extreme cyber bullies. There’s nothing like threatening the power of state authorities (CPS in this case) to do your dirty work.

[@awesomeeevee133]

Backpack dude’s pretty dedicated

[@silverblade357]

Seller be like, "...I'll pay you £5 to do that."

[@xlifexwithxlithiumx]

I think the “would have been better to give hand sanitizer and toilet paper “ was a joke .... lolll

[@Silidirian]

How to tell someone's not from the UK, pronoucing Reading as "Read-ing" instead of "Red-ding" like it's supposed to be

[@jamesnorman9160]

For that first one, I was reading along with the story, but all I could hear from the CB was 'WAH WAH WAHHHHH'. And imagine threatening to go to CPS to someone over $10 worth of Easter stuff...I mean, there wasn't context but was the lady saying that because she didn't get to it first or what? Insane either way.

[@thegenevasuggestion6627]

Omg im actually from Reading, this is exactly what people are like from here... its embarrising...

[@crustymustard8420]

LOL @ 5:26 she hadn't even PURCHASED the card, she was clearly at the store yet.

[@rashed4u2]

I’ve been on reddit(obviously because of Rslash )recently exploring the subreddits and I’ve discovered whenever I read I censor the swear words just like RSlash does😂😋 I laughed so hard😂 Awesome content!💙

[@TiffWaffles]

For the food bank one... I had to use a food bank once a few years ago because my funds had run low. I have a food allergy to wheat and asked somebody if they could swap out the loaf of whole wheat bread and asked if they had a gluten free option. They didn't, but I did swap out the bread for gluten free crackers. The rest of the box was made up of fruits and vegetables, canned foods, rice, etc. However, organic food is a lifestyle that is based on consumer fear of GMOs. A organic pepper is going to be the same thing as a normal pepper that isn't labelled as organic. However, when it comes to food boxes- be grateful that such companies such as the food bank exist to help you put a meal on the table. While, you can tell somebody that you have a food allergy and they will do what they can to help you, you can't be overly picky and ungrateful.

[@ballavega7587]

This is the perfect thing to start my morning with. Entertaining to listen to with breakfast

[@jeremytheimer7443]

5:08 they Should call the police, scammers always ask for payment in gift cards to them or from them, this is awful.

[@Taxxan]

When rSlash said READING its pronounced REDing :) i live near there

[@jonix24mejor]

Imagine, if when I bought origami paper online, and received an extra small package of papers, due to the delay, I would have complained about not having another extra package? How unreal are the minds of these people.

[@abneerejaz3954]

man said "Reading", its pronounced "Red-ing"

[@fora1924]

No its pronounced "Re - ad - ing"

[@jasonellis4330]

@@fora1924 you're kidding, right?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Past-tense read, not present-tense

[@sabersz]

@@fora1924 it's not. It's a town in the UK, pronounced Red-ing. I'd know, because I live like 40 miles away from it.

[@fora1924]

Im sorry but my comment was sarcasm

[@paleofolk]

LMFAAAOOOO the bit with the backpack had me dying

[@thelastmotel]

"Reading" (the town in England) is pronounced "Redding" :)

[@godisforever7263]

@ lol same

[@timehunter9467]

The fact that you said Reading (like reading a book) made me laugh, I used to live near there, it’s pronounced Red-ing. I’d hear people ask for busses like that and the confusion was hilarious.

[@keiracopeland4721]

As far as I know, this is your only job/income so I have to ask: Can we get longer episodes? Or maybe a mini episode in the evening? I love your voice(s) and without school my day has been very empty/boring. I think it would be a nice treat to your subscribers during the quarantine, though I understand if this isn't possible.

[@eccremocarpusscaber5159]

Keira Copeland do you know how entitled you sound? And how ironic that is?

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@eccremocarpusscaber5159 Right? I hope the post is ironic or something because wow.

[@IreFang]

You guys need to chill op was nice about asking, it's not rare for some KZbinrs to do a double upload.

[@tazhienunurbusinezz1703]

@@IreFang it wasn't that they asked at all. If they had simply asked the question, I'd have zero issues. The way they asked sounded kinda entitled & like "Since you clearly have nothing else to do" (although I'm not quite sure how that conclusion came to be as we have no idea what anyone else has on their plate right now). It was a bit off putting so that's why I said I hope it was one of those ironic posts where they demand the channel because they watch or money or something in a clearly joking way.

[@ivytaylor1494]

chris o_o he uploads EVERY DAY

[@harrybean3922]

Extra info on the paw print one: The CB later apologized and was willing to pay for all 3 cuts.

[@prodigy1016]

Reading the town is pronounced red - ing it gave me a good laugh, good old British Town names

[@GiordanDiodato]

*Pennsylvania city

[@ct6410]

@@GiordanDiodato Yeah, you're right, there's only one. /s (And no, you can tell by the use of British English that it's Reading, UK.)

[@caidencureton5919]

3:48 Funnily enough blackmail is also illegal, at least in the US, and wasting police time is illegal, defamation can get you sued, and finally ciberbullying. Boom. In 30 seconds I came up with enough charges for a hefty fine if not jail time.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

It’s like that here too

[@cactus3796]

12:40 umm thats not how you pronounce Reading lmao

[@sarahspaceslippers]

lmao

[@themysterylady842]

The guy who threatened to steal OP's backpack must be desperate, very desperate...

[@cdatun5124]

1:59 “someone who genuinely loves children”. Very, very poor choice of words.

[@beepreep8472]

CB "ima f ur bag" me "why tho that would be useless"

[@groovygoblin4152]

Don’t worry guys, I’m SURE the first woman will find someone who likes kids. Really, likes kids.

[@EmilyCLColorado]

The dog paw decal one pisses me off the most; probably because I can relate to it the most. You try to be kind to people, but when you give an inch they want to take a mile

[@eoghanjones9042]

Did a person reply to you have serious problems with “but I (passionately hug) women” yes because that’s the perfect counter claim

[@lolabigcups7121]

I work with some extremely ungrateful people. One of the supervisor made dinner for the whole team. Mind you she was off work that day but brought them food any way. They actually complained because she did make a vegetarian option.

[@CathySW]

Reading the town is pronounced red-ing. Confusing, I know

[@TheTiayahi]

My friend Junko is in the Taylor Swift "Delucate" video (2:34). She's the one putting on lipstick. During the filming, she said Taylor was really nice and down to Earth and talked to everyone on the set.

[@JohnSmith-xq1pz]

WTF man you couldn't wait 30 minutes until I was done my morning exercise to upload this video!?

[@hazelbasil7404]

This comment is oddly wholesome for some reason.

[@SeraphicSorcerer1]

12:54 I get the confusion, "Reading" is pronounced "Red-ing"!, You'll hear it like that around everywhere in Reading! Common mistake though :)