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[@jacoblang9426]

The "NEXT" lady obviously can't realize that 20 people in different vehicles does the same job as 20 people in the same vehicle.

[@notrod5341]

DOESN'T SEAT 20 NEEEEEXT!!!!

[@kai8517]

One person offered two Van's which makes 12 people. Another person had 1 van for 6 people. 6+12 = 18. Now you would only need two other people to drive together, simple af.

[@Liggliluff]

@@kai8517 Too complicated, too many vehicles. NEXT!

[@nightcollapse]

@@kai8517 Its for a church honey, it's all or nothing. NEXT!

[@pyjamadan9848]

She also doesn’t know that nothing is free, I really hate that bitch, and I don’t need the attitude. NEXT!

[@emericswitchyoureawesomean3658]

Sometimes I forget that this is just a dude talking to himself in different voices

[@-_minttea_-5841]

it's worrying if you think of it like that lolololololol

[@davidwilliams9386]

very immersive characters hahaha hes got a gift

[@americanborn6768]

and the scariest part is that...it reminds me of myself

[@mflare600]

That's family guy in a nutshell

[@courtneysantoro7969]

I love the voices he does lol

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

-Feels uncomfortable staying with a gay man -Doesn't think twice about asking women to take a strange man into their house

[@rubikthegeek2138]

Well, that's homophobes for ya.

[@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946]

Rubik The Geek wait how is that homophobic? I probably just saw it wrong but wasn’t it just a nut job lookin fo a husband?

[@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946]

Unknown User how ignorant are you? I said I might of not seen it all. WOW.

[@tirea277]

CityFanTv -everything man city it comes off as homophobic because he was like “NO GAYS I REPEAT NO GAYS IM NOT GAY DON’T COMMENT IF YOU’RE GAY” and blah blah. He could’ve just said “I’m not interested in coming if you’re gay because I would like a woman” but the fact that he was so adamant about not wanting a gay roommate (and how he wasn’t gay himself) made it look like he was homophobic. Just my take 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@andromedarayne]

@@cityfantv-everythingmancit2946 You're the ignorant one. Don't comment on something until you've seen it all and understand it. "I haven't seen the whole post but I'm gunna talk about it as if I have anyway." What are you? 12?

[@MundMoriginal]

I love how someone starts scolding the "NEXT" lady, but then it takes a sudden turn into projecting some society rage he seem to had in him for decades.

[@Kimmie6772]

Its like that one family member we agree is on average a pretty good dude, but has political opinions that we'd rather just smile and nod at rather than argue with. Old man yells at cloud sort of feel.

[@insertnamehere1983]

He deserved to get nexted

[@deathkitten109]

Which didn't even make sense because it was the 23yr old asking, it was her crazy older sister. For all we know the 23yr old could be a decent person.

[@ArcanineEspeon]

I'm sorry, I don't know what you are talking about. I don't think that part was included in the video.

[@---oq5kb]

@@ArcanineEspeon 11:32

[@consensualcastration7373]

“Are you tired of men creeping on you through your windows? I’ll try to restrain myself.” *under appreciated gem*

[@TheSenatorXV]

I just saw that part as I read this comment. Amazing.

[@josearmendariz6072]

I was looking for this. Also, if I ever see a tinting company who’s slogan is, “we can tint your wind and wind your tint,” they have my business

[@vodago]

@@josearmendariz6072 On it!

[@AtharvaTonpayTheTwistyGeek]

"Fishbowl Window Tinting Where we can tint your wind- and wind your tintabindin"

[@Spingebil]

3:28

[@agoo7581]

"My wife wants to try the acting thing." Five minutes later: "She's been acting professionally for 20 years!!"

[@aaahah9931]

It'd be funnier if she show got in a time machine or lied to her husband or something to make him think she really was acting for twenty years

[@bigfootsburneraccount9160]

It was so satisfying to see him telling him off

[@sanityplusmilkshakes]

She did the stasis chamber thing from Dragonball Z during their convo, but with Shakespeare instead of martial arts

[@dominickeijzer5844]

I bet it was their 20th anniversary.

[@water3602]

@@dominickeijzer5844 underrated reply

[@wisterwilson8774]

The "NEXT!" woman is my sleep paralysis demon.

[@logat1847]

korean jesus she’s a reoccurring villain

[@GippyHappy]

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night, you see a dark figure in the corner of your room, then glowing eyes She smiles and howls suddenly, _“NNNNNEEEEEXXXXXTTTTTT!!!!!!!”_

[@nipixel]

“Next! I’m a huge bitch that can’t fucking shut her mouth! No wonder my husband left me!”

[@wisterwilson8774]

@@nipixel Holy fuck I forgot about this comment and your comment scared the shit out of me. I wasn't sure what I said or did to deserve that lmao

[@hexhollows]

@@wisterwilson8774 ...NE--EEEEEEXTT!

[@subroy7123]

"repeat no gays" There go my marriage plans. :(

[@YourMrJ]

Aw

[@mathieuL2204]

I feel I'm gonna play devil's advocate here: for sure this man's message was extremely poorly worded BUT I am a man and in my life there were two nights where I could not do anything else than sleep rough in the streets. Those two times, what appeared like nice gentlemen kindly offered shelter at their places when they saw me trying to get to sleep on park benches. And then after a couple of drinks together at their place, where I clearly indicated I wasn't interested inthe least in gay sex, they both waited me to get to sleep before sexually assaulting me. So, I was probably very unlucky and in no way shape or form do I believe that their behavior is representative of how gay men act (I have enough close gay friends to be sure of that) but in a way I can relate to the rough-sleeper in the video and though I would not defend his choice of words, my assumption is that is attitude is not motivated by ideological bigotry but rather a number of traumatising experiences. (english is not my first language so I apologize for my mistakes)

[@reaganaustin2380]

@@mathieuL2204 I think the dude post was just homophobic:)

[@butterflyutonium1661]

@@mathieuL2204 Really sorry that happened to you. I hope you're in a better place now.

[@sebakisniesebakisnie6109]

ikr

[@mr.shneeblie5330]

That NEXT lady annoyed the shit out of me.

[@pbonney]

Mr. Shneeblie I don't think I like your attitude. Next.

[@erkhembayarmunkhbaatar9675]

Nectt

[@Turtle-.-]

It wasn't the next lady that annoyed me, its the voice the guy portrayed her as. The lady probably isnt THAT annoying irl.

[@Geospasmic]

Oh, I'd bet money she's worse. Anybody who'd type like that definitely acts like that.

[@Turtle-.-]

True. I guess you are right. Most people are more civilized and formal over text than they are in person. So if she interacted with people like this over text, you are probably right. She is worse irl.

[@finps9786]

Every "NEXT!" pushed me closer and closer to an aneurysm.

[@Silverwind87]

I think I have a tumor now.

[@HalfFiction420]

I think I am a tumor now.

[@dalayneejo]

cool. NEXT!

[@smellslikegoodfam2655]

How do I like a comment more than once

[@aries6663]

Every next pushed me closer and closer to *pulling the god damn trigger*

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

"Why no retail?" "SHE IS A COLLEGE GRADUATE" Holy shit, let me roll out the red carpet for the GRADUATE of COLLEGE. GET READY FOR THE D I S A P P O I N T M E N T

[@EpsteinKilla69]

I mean, tbf if I paid +60k for a potential job in something more proper, I'd expect not to end up in retail in a skill-less job.

[@Cheyne_TetraMFG]

Bradley Venn yeah so did I and yet 😐

[@novaroseoooooo]

in THIS economy? :\

[@kadenpruitt24]

That red carpet will cost you $420, and even more for a graduate of college

[@stanislavzoldak2198]

* eyeroll * *NEEEEXT!*

[@epipsychidionozymandias5021]

I don't know what's worse, the "NEXT" lady or the "these millennials smh* guy

[@agoo7581]

The next lady is at least almost kind of likable in an obnoxious way. That guy is just pure molten hate.

[@ChaseJonas75]

Tensai Akiyama “I know it’s a generational thing, but were we that entitled?” Yes, you were, it’s just that without the internet you don’t get to see the worst of the generation everyday and have your thoughts validated.

[@rachaelshort1704]

@Tensai Akiyama lol he really doesn't.

[@Mystery-Wolf]

Yeah, the guy ALMOST had the perfect roast... but then went to far, its tragic.

[@yasminafarih3681]

@Tensai Akiyama She's an old lady (i think) Some old folk revert back to acting like children, as we say here. XD Sfit: wait. That was just his voice for her, what am I even saying??

[@sadvec6328]

The N-Word: Next The F-Word: Free

[@skeeter.1017]

Demonitize

[@jellykitty9618]

Ned Flanders.

[@gi-hun9777]

@Artalin NoT oN mY cHrIsTiAn MiNeCrAfT sErVeR!

[@calebh6244]

UnderFanNeo dubs next, definitely not on my freeing server

[@StrikerEureka85]

good job man. your voice made the "next" lady 1000x more annoying.

[@MrPlayGuy]

^1000*

[@CrowAndRedString]

Come back when you can handle real women honey! NEXT!

[@FrahdChikun]

Gives me the impression that the OP was a black woman.

[@xRGxStepzz]

Stupid Millenial NEEEeEeEEeEeEeEeEEeEeeeEEXT

[@pikanew95]

Dear god, I would rather pour gravel down my ears than listen to that part again! Edit: 10:54 FUCK!!!

[@DeniseF]

"But Jonah, she is my waaaaaafe" 😂😂

[@renameagain5808]

My Wife

[@fzndn-xvii]

M'waf

[@xunder9649]

Well excuuuuuuuuse me princess

[@RedtailArt]

Well excuuuuuuse me, Jonah, but she is my waafe

[@ascendedcat260]

"My words and stories are art" tbh his art is probably some mary sue with a special power, then he'll despise anyone who criticises it. He seems like that kind of writer

[@bananasinfrench]

He definitely gave those vibes. I mean, the man used the word “intellectual”

[@skeltheshapeshifter2697]

Nuh uh, she's not a Mary Sue! She's clumsy, and as we all know, that's the peak and most interesting of all character flaws!

[@CuteLilEldritch1010]

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that the “writer” is actually some ten-year-old girl who writes cliche Mary Sue stories on gacha life?

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

Definitely. I couldn't think of a more accurate description myself. Definitely a Mary Sue chosen one who is clumsy and hella overpowered, likely a self-insert character where they wow all of the other characters (if they even exist)

[@VoidZeroNothing]

Yeah, a real writer hates almost all of their work! I should know! Though I also have extremely low self esteem and hate everything I do. I hate the fact I'm typing this. I hate the fact I'm typing about how I hate the fact I hate typing this, which I hate. I am a horrible person and my writing isn't art, is a pile of burning trash. Please kill me.

[@modernotaku1764]

The fight between the NEXT lady and the person complaining about “Lazy Entitled Millennials” is now on my top ten list for greatest anime fights.

[@kats-haven7879]

razmin the raspberry fox I think it's the same.lady

[@tacothedank]

I'm saving this

[@Gogetta80]

“Next lady” met her match in the crazy department

[@drewthatguy4933]

Number 15

[@getwrecked1852]

Modern Otaku Evil vs Evil

[@sodasprouts]

every "NEXT" was another red hot knife in my side that cauterized the wound and wouldn't let me die

[@LilyStarflame]

It hurts so much

[@Xipheria]

The pain is real.

[@_Verde]

I wanted to get a van that would seat 20, kindly drive up to her group and then fucking ram her and her group under my tires.

[@bignut9828]

Because of you everytime I read the word "wife" I feel obigated to say "wafe"

[@GippyHappy]

BLUcrabs mah wahfe

[@c0smo709]

@@GippyHappy ma waf

[@alejandroguerra5565]

pretty sure its a reference to borat

[@rider338]

Should go watch borat

[@K.D.Meyers]

Nobody: The actress' husband: *_mAh WaHf_*

[@terrariancrab1353]

Mæh wæugh

[@SnoopaAirsoft]

That annoying "NEXT!" lady makes me so mad for no reason.

[@svenmurphy-deyoung8209]

jannik the fox same

[@TwelvetreeZ]

Oh, there's a reason

[@aroraptor7550]

NEEXT

[@rolandart5670]

ikr

[@Tomie..]

I fucking hate her lol

[@sampletext4481]

“Here I got you this gift” *Nope I want a car NEEEEXT!*

[@mambodog5322]

Here's a car Yeah sorry hun it's blue so no can do *_NEEEeEeeEEeXT!_*

[@ToastTheThe]

@@mambodog5322 NNNEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXTTTT

[@jimbabbbson7653]

I wanted a Camaro not a Mustang *NEEEEEEEXXXXT*

[@DesertSun0]

Fear the wrath of Demanda!

[@callumbatten3491]

But it's only a rolex *NEXXXXXT*

[@RocketSka]

You sound like an otomatone singing the last "N-E-E-E-E-XT"

[@FainthedCherry]

OH MY GOD SOMEONE ELSE HEARD IT IM NOT CRAZY

[@KuueenKumi]

r/boneappletea

[@ceptemzorpus]

@@KuueenKumi how tf is boneappletea applicable here

[@NylaTheWolf]

13:06 dude that guy was so cool. He totally understood that she (well, her friend but Im not so sure if that's true) wouldn't want to work in retail and gave her some actual advice. And what does she do? *_"N E X T ! ! !"_*

[@ilmu011]

"We don't require intoxication"

[@luckyrowmax]

YEAH ITS SEPARATED!! NEEEEEEEEXXXXTTT!!

[@joenobody571]

But its ok if I am right???

[@luckyrowmax]

No you WRONG NEXT!!!

[@princesstamika]

It's for a church, honey.

[@apersonontheinternet7595]

Let me know if you change your mind

[@themaniac3811]

Doctor: Ma’am we are sorry to say but your husband has passed away this morning Lady: *NEXT!!*

[@bitesizedrocks5885]

THE GREAT MANIAC looking for free transport needs to seat 20 people, we going to a funeral.

[@pirat6911]

I have a van though

[@evevie3264]

NEXT

[@thedutchman4398]

Livia Liv Liv NO YOU! NEXT!

[@Geronimo012]

THE GREAT MANIA

[@mrmurtnack5447]

I love when he is just screaming NEXT!! In the lady voice

[@roxassora2706]

I love how sing-songy it was

[@MarluART]

Just in case anybody thinks that the translated "update my art" one has any merit allow me to explain. That would either destroy the art industry entirely, or make it so that even the clumsiest most amateurish drawing would be worth a fortune each. You're paying for their skills at that moment and that piece alone, not for it to be constantly updated like it was a fking mmo that you pay for monthly.

[@mgb2172]

Your comment deserves more likes

[@gothamcowboy]

well said.

[@radekchrabota]

@Bad Guy *entitled woman

[@aliathif7778]

That lady that is denying offers left and right just pisses me off so much

[@liemparsons6930]

Ali Athif Damn me too

[@jozefkeresturi2139]

Next!

[@karaneedham6982]

NEXT!!!!!!!!

[@HyukBurgersTV]

the “NEXT!!!” just makes her seem so entitled . ugh

[@aliathif7778]

alexandra d Right? I mean she acts like a picky child

[@strayble]

“OH GOD SHES BACK! SHES BACK WITH MORE DEMANDS!”

[@scavsherenowayman2206]

It is coming... *The NEXTUS*

[@cpt_nordbart]

Strayble All she demanded was pretty reasonable actually. NEXT!

[@vinegar...]

cpt nordbart she was a hecking meanie. NEXT!!

[@gaminggambeson6553]

Who is this women. I need see more of this

[@kaloyaxeus]

Suprebob Toast i disagroin. *N E X T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@indieflowerutau]

at first i was like "yeah this person is finally calling her out on the next thing" and then she went to "lazy liberal millennial" and-

[@shikiaura]

That's how it be, sometimes. Any extreme with confront its extreme opposite (youthful entitled and everyone else is at fault vs old entitled and everyone else is at fault), and the ones trying to stay medium just got ignored

[@biancamusial8632]

Yeah, I was almost starting to cheer for the NEXT lady

[@alwinwinter1645]

Yeah, but why can't insufferable people like that just get into arguments with *other* insufferable people more often?

[@trashbintf2]

Well, they're literally correct about at least 2 out of the 3, what's the problem?

[@meidicht6453]

@@trashbintf2 oh idk maybe them scoffing over employee rights is an issue oh idk

[@blackwhole1785]

the guy who commented that mini lit essay of the NEXT! lady was so unnecessarily angry💀💀💀

[@captaincap4931]

@Pass Datass aka edgy weebs, and psuedo intellectuals.

[@captaincap4931]

@Pass Datass true

[@agoo7581]

He was as hatable at the NEXT lady.

[@LeviathanSushi]

Basically an old guy going "Kids these days! Back in MY day-" i deal with this on a daily basis, my dad is this kinda person.

[@josefn738]

For the first paragraph or 2 I thought it was sarcasm I was sadly mistaken

[@friendlydark]

but jonah she is *MAH WAHFE*

[@oisinboland7864]

bad idea mia what did the " going irish" thing mean, I'm Irish, don't know how that hapens

[@fredricbodhamn9182]

"Our relationship is going to be Irish" ? Ummmm so we're going to be leprechauns? Drunk? What the faq...

[@TheOriginalJAH.]

Oisín Boland an Irish goodbye is when you leave without saying anything

[@atomicdancer]

In my experience of Ireland, an 'Irish goodbye' is when you say goodbye over and over at least five times before you actually go

[@bradendumas7399]

good one NEXT!!

[@TheColorfulPuppehKat]

This video is 14:56 long, I specifically requested a 15 minute video. NEXT

[@user-lz9zw8gb9i]

It's 14:57

[@Sunflower-io4dg]

Well, I requested a 16 MINUTE VIDEO, NEXT!!!

[@cgtx3862]

TheColorfulPuppehKat actually it’s 14:57 get it right honey, NEXT!!!

[@pd2612]

No its 14 minutes and 56 seconds NEXT!!

[@divedrop]

*S T I L L L O O K I N G*

[@allanrv4157]

Hearing Sorrow speaking Spanish really lighten up my mood

[@fablethewolf825]

The NEXT Lady really does have the common sense of a small child. Yeah, a collage degree will make high-end, cushy, high-paying fancy-shmancy jobs magically appear in the area. Somehow I feel like she herself in unemployed and wants her sister to get a good job so she can mooch off of her and not feel guilty about it because she got her the job in the first place.

[@Bigjshifty08]

I think you nailed it.

[@singhanmolpreet5935]

*dying of thirst in the desert* "Here you go, have some water!" "Sorry, I only drink mineral water with no added preservatives and high fluorine content." Next minute: *dies*

[@onlookerofthings6029]

@Singh Anmol preet What happens NEXT?

[@shahanzachary]

Goes to hell and gets thirsty again

[@genericbrandname]

I don't want this water... NEXT!!!

[@HomieBox]

@@allenbercero3661 Why?

[@ambersomething1693]

Singh Anmol preet NEXT

[@somekid2500]

I need food for my starving family But *ONLY* expensive, luxurious cake. Won’t accept anything else

[@DRYB0NEZ]

Monado Boy I have a caterpillar cake is that good enough?

[@theoziggy2071]

They're like the anti Marie anttuonet (I don't know how to spell)

[@bg08395]

*N* *E* *X* *T*

[@theoziggy2071]

Ben G terrible reply NEXT!!!!

[@Oasishhh]

alixander rey it's Marie Antoinette :)

[@v0rtexbeater]

The lady who (probably) writes crappy fanfiction on wattpad yet acts as if she's an icon of literature is my favorite one

[@GameyRaccoon]

More like preteen girl

[@F.R.E.D.D2986]

I feel personally attacked

[@DindellaTheDefender]

I will always love that if the woman was nicer and had an ounce of problem solving skills, she’d already have 18 out of 20 people accounted for.

[@victoriawhitcomb6475]

That next lady really should've taken them up on their offers. If she had done the sober cabs, the guy who offered his car and used her own car she could've done the transport for twenty

[@foxygrin]

Yeah but it's gotta be 20 at once NEXT!!

[@quickattackfilms7923]

Car doesn’t have a Bose sound system, NEXT!!!

[@NylaTheWolf]

yo you right

[@NylaTheWolf]

@Unknown User hi

[@skydiamsteam6005]

NylaTheWolf NEXTTT!!!

[@davidwells9982]

..."YOU HAVE MADE A MASSIVE MISTAKE." Great line, but the voice change from goofy woman to LORD OF DARKNESS was perfect.

[@LlamaArmy]

best part

[@chypredust]

#FinalFantasyVillain

[@ninesalive]

“No retail!” LITERALLY A FEW COMMENTS LATER “Entry level”

[@homopopsie6622]

And "something local"

[@ridewithjasonhorvath]

Your portrayal of NEXT lady is the best thing on Earth. I come back to this video often for a dose of belly laughs. Thank you Sir Sorrow.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

The "Next" lady is just the relatably embarrassing mom character from every sitcom ever made.

[@benhawkes2752]

I wanna find the account of the lady who says “NEXT”

[@JasonW.]

Imagine the NEXT! Lady in a chat war with a First! poster

[@kaiba7756]

the arrogance lmao

[@okumcpastorjoshb]

Next!

[@sumairfaizi6821]

Bro come on give us the Next lady fb plz

[@ItzJuanG]

Trust me, everyone wants to find that darn account

[@bobsponge3462]

I'm surprised by his pronunciation in Spanish! Even tho he obviously wasn't speaking fluently cus he has never studied Spanish, he managed to pronounce most words correctly!

[@peacho9734]

He really nailed those *"NEXT"* part lol 10/10

[@kamoragrant4170]

"We are enimies now" to all the teachers that didn't bump my 49% to a 'A'

[@Chacha-de4qz]

You spelled enemies "enimies". I think I know why you only get 49%.

[@Brand2Tiny]

r/woooosh

[@kevinsmith5547]

@@Chacha-de4qz r/woooosh

[@_Sean___]

r/woooosh

[@edenelvisjohn5967]

@@Chacha-de4qz it's a joke , you deserve a r/woooosh

[@katedate96]

I'm slowly starting to wonder if sorrow likes to use his voice as a weapon.

[@solomoleful1]

It should be classified as noise pollution

[@scoutiano4441]

if his voice pitch goes any higher my ear drums will just rupture and start bleeding...

[@abby-zg4rq]

Sorrow would make a great bard in D&D

[@SagimNinja]

He is, DRAGONBORN.

[@galaxygoop]

*pew pew*

[@tox1c_box]

Good prices, great deals? *_N E X T ! !_*

[@mr.walter6973]

I like garfield *N E X T!!*

[@tricdaddy316]

“But Jonah she is mayh waaife” Dead

[@StrawberryNova]

...The "your art's improved, therefore you OWE me a new drawing!" thing drives me nuts. Just....WHY.

[@troxx8612]

Idk

[@DrHojo123]

Agreed I had some art commissioned and I noticed there work Improved. I aren't going to ask for new art what I will do is pay them for new art.

[@oogabooga620]

I feel like its only okay if you're willing to pay the price the artist is asking.

[@courtneysantoro7969]

Like...where did you ever hear that?? How did he even come up with that mentality?

[@DrHojo123]

Courtney Santoro No clue I understand time is money so yeah.

[@Dana-koc]

Not paying artists?! Thats like telling a repairman that you wont pay him, but he can use the toilet after he repairs it.... rule number one- if you don't have the money, do it yourself.

[@Ribbons0121R121]

they need to be on r/iamverysmart

[@ShardsOfIsaac]

“I don’t need this attitude NEXT!”

[@dy4914]

r/txt4exposer

[@rwilson4073]

NEEEEEEXT

[@overlydramaticpanda]

Or, at the very least, make friends with someone who can draw who honestly doesn't mind doing it as a favour for a friend... Cause doing it yourself isn't always an option...

[@joehollingsworth4502]

I love how even the NEXT lady herself was telling the millennial hater to calm down. You KNOW you're annoying when she's calling you out.

[@sinistrality7883]

I mean tbh, I don't think she's aware of how annoying she is.

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

“You sure it’s has nothing to do with the cute little ba-r-ista, over there?” “Y’know, the _LATTE HATTE._ “She’s known throughout the land? Y’know, *5:39**/**7:27**/**7:37* “

[@thisisnotmyname1469]

OMG It's the guy who didn't like musicals' fanbase! How did you get here. It's like you follow me around KZbin 😂

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

this is not my name omg!! A fellow Starkid!!!! Hello!!! I’m so glad someone got my comment at least :)

[@ponpabom9913]

wow, unexpected reference. actually shook by how well that fits the joey richter version.

[@i.wannabe.m.e]

Pezza Painter is starkid fans are rising up to take over the world.

[@jeremysworld3061]

GET ME A CHAI ICED TEA, EH?

[@mxlanthios]

Now every time I hear "next", I get severe PTSD because of this.

[@Alex_K221]

MayasUwUs Ok then, how about “the second thing after the first thing “?

[@ItsTraviiiii]

Don't ever come to the UK, we have a clothing brand called NEXT

[@tristinsteele6546]

Travis B that’s like a clothings existential crisis like “Am I clothes or am I NEXT” oh you’re next to be reworn for three days or longer by a child or teenager P.S I am a child

[@nitrionixx]

10:54

[@supershawnodeseninja]

you don't get PTSD from the thing that triggers it, you get it from the original experience. if what you're saying is legit than you already have PTSD after watching this video and you have an episode when you hear "next".

[@Spider_punk03]

*”Oh god shes back. Shes back for with more demands!”* edit : 10:55

[@Ayuraos]

23 is an age to where you shouldn't be asking this particular question. And what's with the pushy GO GO NEXT NEXT NEXT with you!! If u are over 18 u can be hired anywhere. Go put in some applications and try. Don't take the lazy way asking facebook! Clearly some lazy liberal millennial pretty typical! And this is another indication our country is going to s***! Here we have a 23 year old with as much common sense as a 6 year old. All from parental coddling and too many participation trophies! Ugggg get off social media and be productive by going out and finding a job! The problem isn't even getting hired, its getting people off their phones, getting them to work on time, or getting them to show up. Then the hard part, trying to get them to do their work. Employees are supposed to be the ones who own the business, hell! Employees are supposed to be the ones who work for them. When do I get my break, and how many weeks of vacation do i get? My friends and I are going to a concert Friday, so I need Thursday and Friday off, and also, can I get an advance on next weeks pay? Oh, and I want a christmas bonus and health insurance... Did you guys see this youtube video? I know it is generational, but were we THAT entitled?

[@Ayuraos]

You are welocme bruh.

[@43sumfilmz1]

I read that as "oh god she's black" at first and I like it more

[@lotaryguy12]

@@Ayuraos Why would you do that? It's in the video.. Why would you do this with your free time? Honestly I bet even the "NEXT!" chick has better things to do.

[@lotsofstuff1017]

Tbh im the chick who was like “OMG ITS YOU AGAIN! I havent laughed this hard in years!!”

[@MrRed-zn3oi]

“Don’t say goodnight Laura you’re stealing my fucking money” that shit was so funny

[@shannons.7466]

"NO GAYS , I repeat NO GAYS do NOT message me i am not gay,repeat no gays" when you're in the closet

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Maybe he had a buncha gay dudes contacting him to stay at their house since he was so desperate XD

[@balls-lover-34]

imagine what he went through to repeat that so many times lmao

[@rwilson4073]

NEEXT

[@sus4644]

@Elektr0 Gaming id be pretty fucking pissed if i asked for a woman and instead got 100 81-year old gay sweaty grandpas. the only gay person i allow in my area is dio.

[@Ryan-vf2fx]

Gay dudes are just as annoying to straight dudes as straight dudes are to women. NEXT!

[@DDDDDDDDDDDDD13]

The NEXT! Lady was pissing me off

[@dontusethisanymoreoof-3524]

i know right! like things that others find funny just really annoy me for some reason

[@SextaEDiaDeDorgas]

I just hope that she didn't get whatever she wanted

[@ChiefVizier]

LuckyFlygon - i agree. She was totally rude and unreasonable

[@XeronWilshire]

NEXT!

[@KrackerUncle]

MLN the one person writing that essay about "millenials" pissed me off

[@dianabonilla2237]

Your spanish is awesome, dude, I'm proud af

[@owo1744]

2:33 Just draw 40 straight lines, with a slight curvature for each, on 40 different drawings. Quick 10 bucks, if he doesn't pay, you can sue.

[@SaintSC05]

Yeah, that'll get tossed out real quick.

[@beancheesedip8337]

...stonks?

[@derventhegreat53]

Just send him 40 pics of you seductively eating popsicles

[@shizukagozen777]

It's actually $10, not 40. lol

[@minifireball1170]

sue for $10?

[@RV-fo8xj]

The "NEXT!" woman is the most ungrateful person I've ever seen, either that or she the greatest troll on that subreddit

[@bellacroff9016]

RV She was on facebook and she did it twice, so I think she's just a bitch.

[@aggroeel2454]

"That's just the name of our cab company we don't.... require intoxication 😂😃"

[@DoggoYTBoomerang]

NEXT!

[@PersonMan1]

You should deliver it

[@wormdude5320]

700th butch

[@Cuggaconroyfan30001]

NEH HEHE HEHEH HEEEXT NEEEEEEEEEEXT

[@Sovietdeprus]

Aggro Eel NEXT

[@debbiep8260]

“Ruff” draft? Do you want drawings of dogs?

[@MelRosewood]

presumably. or he is just braindead, trying to spell "Rough" with a boneappletea mindset. may have streched it too far. *or im actually correct.*

[@Maislinn]

@@MelRosewood nah they wanted dogs

[@ascendedcat260]

@@Maislinn im like 99% sure they wanted dogs

[@bananaslamma35]

"I can't read spanish for shit" man who reads Spanish borderline impeccably.

[@oddclouddeity5343]

How I read that: "THERES TVS....TOOLS....KNICK KNACKS...FANS....KIDS-" "Wait, what?"

[@TheChudoviste]

Same here

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

Where u gonna say that kids taste like chili? Or chicken?

[@Kraigon42]

It took me a minute to realize the user you responded to is named "Am I okay? Absolutely not".

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

Lmao

[@mothman4086]

I once tried to type “I just dropped a fucking bag of frozen chicken nuggets on my foot” but it autocorrected to “I just dropped a fucking bag of frozen children nuggets on my foot”

[@mccademiller3956]

I thought that dude was like "I AM SELLING KNICK KNACKS..FANS...AND MY KIDS" then the screen scrolled down

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

Me too

[@marmiteishere3483]

OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THE SAME THING XDDD

[@imaginaryboy2000]

If you're trying to negotiate and you start a sentence with "I", you've already lost

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

“NO GAYS!” You know, just because a person is gay, doesn’t mean they’ll be planning to sleep with you.

[@scarletsapphic]

I think he was planning on sleeping with a woman

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

He said no gays. He didn’t say no guys. Did he? I don’t remember lol

[@DrSuperLuigiSeth1]

@@terra_the_nightingale135 Still stands

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

@@DrSuperLuigiSeth1 oh no completely agree. Just that this guy was so obviously wanting to sleep with a woman that would take the offer. (Course- why would the woman be automatically attracted to him anyways?) was just saying he said no gays, “because he is not gay” so why would he care if he wasn’t planning on flirting with the person. I just said he said no gays but nothing about guys. Probably because in his mind this is a.. proposition of some sorts? Idk, just an assumption but the guy is gross either way

[@turmuthoer]

Comments on the original post on Reddit seems to imply that this could just be a rather poorly-worded way of saying that he doesn't accept shelter for sexual favours. Apparently, it is quite common for gay men to take advantage of rough sleepers in this way.

[@AddyLovestar]

I can't imagine a less threatening response than "Copy that, motherfucker". It's basically writing, "I understand, motherfucker." but with such a bizarre choice of words as to cause even further confusion.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

I agree with you completely, you piece of shit.

[@magicavocado6528]

Rodger that

[@nathanrico5701]

Jesus, I understand.

[@caammm88]

What kills me about the NEXT lady is that she got an offer from someone with a minivan that seats 6 and a drunk taxi that seats 12. So maybe if just one more person offered to drive, she would have had everyone driven FOR FREE. But no...... and the picky woman was rude as hell to the nice people offering up their time, gas and services for free! But since her personality is so cartoonish, I can't fully hate her. She is friggin hillarious

[@NOPEFROG]

12:30 this man legit cannot fathom worker's rights

[@jakepetro6263]

Wtf do he mean "be Irish with our relations"

[@defunctaccount9803]

He'll be the Irish man in their relations? He will speak in a typical Irish accent and will use Irish slang XD jk, idk. Some weird slang word.

[@zyaicob]

He's Jonathon Sexton, your feelings are the ball, and it's tied in the 78th minute against Wales. *thump*

[@_V.Va_]

@@zyaicob I'm somehow left more confused than I initially was.

[@ploofthesheep2887]

maybe he meant foreign??? that’s the closest i can think of

[@mgb2172]

Y'all... Y'all don't know? It means he'll be cagey, kinda reserved. So like... If you're having an argument with someone and you don't wanna talk to them, but you gotta

[@annabanana1680]

“I’m a birthday shy of turning 26” So... 25?

[@CanisWTF]

Trying to get to the word count on an Essay in a nutshell.

[@annabanana1680]

Canis 😂😂

[@drewthatguy4933]

I'm 17 birthdays shy of being 21.

[@watchdealer11]

*N E X T!* Do an AMA, my nigga.

[@AngelofEresos]

The amount of sheer Obnoxygen he had to inhale to make it sound that way made my ears bleed.

[@bulldogblast1945]

No I won't accept this *NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXTTTTTTTT!!!!!!*

[@ItsMakiwu]

Toad voice

[@cammcmahan1776]

18 - NEXT Overture

[@MagmaMCB]

*STILL LOOKING!*

[@sierrasmith6080]

Everytime I hear you scream "NEEEEEEXT!" My lifespan increases by a decade. I'm essentially immortal, I will outlive the galaxy that's how many times I've happily listened.

[@zuzannatruba]

Sorrow, you probably won't see it, but I just want to say that you, with your different voices and perfect comedic timing are just....BRILLIANT. Thanks for your content.

[@wendyhanson1303]

*W E A R E E N E M I E S N O W*

[@nordern1]

NEXT!

[@jessicaromie5256]

It was just a phone call!!!

[@thesurvivor6430]

He probably barely even knew the guy, so to him it probably made absolutly no differrence at all...

[@sus4644]

Wendy Hanson YOU DIDNT CALL MY WIFE YOU COULD HAVE ATLEAST CALLED HER *grabs bodypillow* HERE SHE IS i just explained weebs. Holy fuck.

[@karl6892]

Holy shit the NEXT voice slayed me lmao

[@tamiaharris7248]

medik ski same lol

[@sus4644]

medik ski NEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIXT

[@totalorganfailuregaming3252]

OK. *N E X T!*

[@pinkfloyd1327]

medik ski N E E H H H H X T!

[@Shatru3]

@Insults Editing for real, like some people been so kind, I got so surprised i feel bad people like this girl actually exist :s

[@biophype]

Nobody: Literally nobody: Not a single soul: That woman: *NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!*

[@xri0tt]

That format isn’t even funny anymore! *N E X T ! !*

[@_V.Va_]

Shit fucking meme, m8.

[@mgb2172]

Why must you attack *mah wahfe* like this?

[@imnotgaybut6408]

I wanted a 15 minute video. NEXT

[@absolutelybagel2218]

You got the obnoxiousness of that NEXT! lady so perfectly

[@007MrYang]

The Spanish part was just overwhelming. Since I could understand both languages I couldn't concentrate on a single one lol!

[@temo5128]

007MrYang Yo me too también

[@MS-pe2vt]

same

[@nathanspot7877]

007MrYang ikr, like im hearing jorge but at the same time george

[@alcolito7265]

Wey no mames, la voz del español xD

[@joeprado3614]

Was the translation accurate?

[@GodfatherGoomba]

3:28 sounds like a commercial you’d see appear in a South Park episode.

[@JiraTale]

I still come to this video because of the Spanish part. As someone that speaks Spanish as a 1st language, you did great. I LOVED the "Puto Dinero" 😂😂😂

[@rogo23]

‘Sorry I don’t do free work’ *pause* ‘You have made a massive mistake...’

[@votekermitthefrogforpresid7332]

Legend says she’s still trying to find a job for her sister

[@dx1450]

It's a shame nobody will just give her a job. She still needs one. NEXT!

[@cyclingcycles7953]

This comment is not helping anyone you prick! NEXT!!!

[@ascendedcat260]

@@cyclingcycles7953 Shut up, how about instead of attacking people, you actually offer some help? *NEEXT!!!*

[@ShadowSorel]

she can't find a job because she's still looking

[@tabstrash7166]

Legend says she is also is still looking for transportation for the church too.

[@yazajag]

SorrowTV man, he needs so many awards for these dramatic voices and switch-ups and 180s. These crazy people flip out in seconds over nothing when they are in the wrong. 😂😂😂

[@knelson3057]

loved that "next" rendition of the 1812 Overture, this is the quality content i subscribed for

[@sweesbees]

oh thank god i was stuck on what that tune was for the longest time

[@refusingtoconform]

Everyone on here goes about mocking my dear lady just because she no time for the dillydaddling on Facebooks. Pease, I beg you to stop. She's mah wahfe.

[@ezramatan5233]

With all the respect, I think it's time for you to look back on your choices.

[@brookem4904]

LOL this comment is severely unappreciated

[@hank9399]

Each "Next!" hurt more than the last, like they were chipping away at my soul

[@allofthepoints9636]

As a member of Gen Z, I was expecting a lot more participation trophies by the way old people talk

[@barryallen2240]

Here's a participation trophy

[@allofthepoints9636]

@@barryallen2240 thanks man, I felt so left out

[@royalkritz.2840]

2:33 This guy: 10 dollars for 40 drawings! Literally everyone with common sense: *no.* Also nice Spanish.

[@sociopathicunicorn6628]

Omg that "NEXT" woman is so rude! people are trying to help her, and all she's saying is "blah blah blah, too expensive, my expectations are higher than the Lincoln building, (insert rude thing to say) NEXT!!!" Edit: thank u guys so much for 203 likes:))

[@mentlegen8962]

TheKatDoesDat NEXT!!!!

[@Estragon17]

Not surprised she is a Christian.

[@kam2894]

Estragon17 OH MY GOD YOU ATHEIST ROT IN HELL!! NEEEXT!!!!! (Im joking haha im atheist aswell)

[@jaredvise117]

Why does it have to be bc she’s a Christian? It’s really no different than any other stereotype.

[@aedeagus9292]

she's hilarious

[@burgundy1412]

Omg its the “NEXT!!!” Woman!!! : D

[@Lily-eb7bz]

@@bowgartfan Heh I get it I think.. not sure.. I hope I do!

[@sarahlisa5191]

Is it the same lady? With the vans? God I hope so! If you don't know the answer... NEXT!

[@gentlegiant6585]

🤭👏👍🤣

[@yulbrynner8293]

"We don't require intoxication..." *"NEEEEXXXXXTTT!!!"*

[@breadmeiser]

I have a minivan that holds 6 people in it.

[@corbincoleman2314]

Me: i want to sleep Life: no Me: please, im desperate Life: i said no Me: please Life: r/choosingbeggars Me: damn it

[@gemgirl5068]

After a while, "Next" sounds like "Snacks".