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[@SmoothBrainStuff]

That alpha dude at the beginning sounds like he's trying not to be loud so his mom won't wake up and yell at him

[@HebiHouse]

Which is funny because he's in a car like a basic bitch.

[@bliss5297]

@@HebiHouse it would be even more hilarious if he was in a sports car, in the parking lot, and he was "test driving" it to do this, for every vid.

[@montgomerygator4732]

Me as a female, listening to that was cringy af and when he said "When a alpha tells you to do something do it-" Like fuck you bitch- that just pisses me off-

[@squigglesfor0w0]

@@montgomerygator4732 his video was literally a joke-

[@brotundo]

Its satire

[@cloth8407]

Ok,I like anime,but whenever I see people being like,”I’m Japanese and Asian because I watch anime,”makes me just want to stop

[@Wicked_Werehyena]

Same

[@Joseph_Stuntn]

The only anime I like Is attack on titan and the reason I didnt want to watch it at first is because all of the people who roleplay or get way too far into the whole anime thing like when they act like anime characters are real

[@cloth8407]

But the aot fans compared to the mha fans are like the best fans ever

[@xxmansoorxx2000]

I'm Asian and I think anime fans and anime are gay I never thought that I have to explain that I was joking like how do you turn gay by watching anime it's clearly a joke

[@billgatesisinmybussy4938]

@@xxmansoorxx2000 Interesting.

[@artillerysuperiority]

“I’m gonna tread lightly” absolutely flames the entire dream fandom

[@kingkuk7775]

He did but I think it's justified

[@haybrookeband]

Well, in all honesty, they do deserve it.

[@Akunai_]

He’s speaking straight fax

[@silverflight01]

Damn

[@lelikesbugs]

listen i'm pretty deep in the fandom but it's definitely deserved lmfao

[@kotgmarshal]

Now with the Dream face reveal being out, I’ve gotta say that the “recreation” of Dream’s face looks like what I imagine an artist’s rendition of Dream’s face would look like, if that artistic rendition was done by a kid kindergarten. All in all, 8/10 for them being hella close to the real deal in features, 4/10 for artistic ability, and 9/11 overall for the stalker vibes that I now get from seeing that image.

[@newfie7559]

"Your fourteen he's not gonna date you" Irony.

[@maxthedogvr8327]

Fr

[@GayKermit-._-.]

@@newfie7559yo hold up, what did dream do now?

[@anthonymazzeo6123]

@@GayKermit-._-. as far as I’m aware he got falsely accused of child grooming and sexual misconduct toward a minor by some random dream stan who was thirsty and falsified a ton of stuff to make it seem like he was a pedo

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

@@GayKermit-._-. Apparently, he got exposed for being a groomer.

[@troubleinbound]

"you're like 14, he's in his 20s, it's not gonna happen" Not once has this ever stopped Minecraft KZbinrs before

[@okwhy8720]

Not once has that stopped any famous person* I mean miniladd, the kid star from cory in the house, drake from drake and josh. It's sad

[@troubleinbound]

@@okwhy8720 power does things to people's heads man. The weight of fame is sociopathy apparently

[@Burger19985]

god fucking damn it my drink went up my nose your responsible for this

[@GnzotheGr8]

*laughs in Lionmaker*

[@vinnytheplayer5500]

Look at lea bear

[@RealShrigmaMale]

The “Tourette’s” girl pissed me off. It was so obviously fake and blatantly offensive as someone who has had Tourette’s in the past. (It can’t be cured but it can go away on its own and it peaked in my early to mid teens)

[@glitchdraws]

I have tourettes and its currently been hard for me to see someone fake it sickens me

[@pineapplepeesta7733]

The thing that makes it worse is that they most likely know it will piss people off, yet they only motivates them even more for clout.

[@loafofbread5382]

Ok im literally 12, can someone please tell me what Tourettes is?

[@cdsatcher]

@@loafofbread5382 Tourettes is basically a disorder that involves someone having multiple movement tics and(emphasizing AND here) at least one vocal tic. I had a classmate who had Tourettes once.

[@theshockinglyeloquentdog9945]

@@loafofbread5382 its a drug

[@ciscokid3430]

The "dweam" pacifier was the first one to make me physically shudder

[@Sniperdude17]

Bro sameee I couldn’t even watch it all

[@vi8938]

I had to skip it as it made me so uncomfortable i got up and walked away for a bit

[@darkryder4698]

Muted it and physically recoiled like I just got fucking slapped by that disgusting shit

[@Nefelifreya]

It's age regression most likely, trauma coping

[@darkryder4698]

@@Nefelifreya dude. TikTok dumbasses will do just about anything for clout

[@BogusmanTheSwagman]

The fishing Dad using a McDonald's BTS cup for bait worms is great. I personally don't like fishing, but that's such a W and I wish nothing but the best for that Dad.

[@someblacktemplar]

Yeah lol I hope she’s still crying right now what a meaningless thing to cry over it’s the same god damn cup just use a normal one

[@jonquilgemstone]

Nah, it's still not a W for the dad. If your child has something they like to keep as a souvenir, even if it's a cheap limited-edition cup, then it's just plain mean to go out of your way to ruin it. Would he rather she buy super-expensive merch instead? People collect bottlecaps too, for Pete's sake 😂 If he likes fishing, he should have his own container for worms instead of ruining his daughter's cheap collectible.

[@SurrealCubeOnly]

​@@jonquilgemstoneI don't think the dad went out of his way to use that cup. Probably just saw it and said "That'll work." If the bts fan really wanted to save it, probably shouldve hid it.

[@oldman6916]

​@@jonquilgemstonefound the bts stan

[@hoonterfelyne]

​@@jonquilgemstoneit's a fucking McDonald's cup she can get another one 💀

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

3 things to never say to an alpha male: 1.stop 2.the accident wasnt your fault 3.I died 6 years ago, Ethan.

[@gregorygomes6269]

Bruh I hate to break it to ya but you died in 1963 💀💀💀

[@johnf.kennedy2935]

@@gregorygomes6269 *vine boom* I what?

[@KamiLeonOfFishAll]

You died in... I forgor 💀

[@Dynashu]

Sad

[@sameheightasjoeyjordison4900]

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

[@j0elyb3an]

"no sir you can't wash your balls in the burger king soda dispenser" *did you just tell me no*

[@whythehellamihere275]

I nearly choked lol.

[@TheEmeraldPixel]

Dude stop it your gonna get me evicted if I keep laughing this loud at 5 in the morning

[@wiiufan9521]

I gave you your 69th like, nice!

[@gundhamtanaka1866]

you *NEVER* say no to a alpha.

[@papereater]

He's still in alpha. His developers haven't fully coded his logic yet

[@thatvirgo]

God, watching that woman fake Tourette’s was like watching an actor with minimal understanding go on CW for the next season of Riverdale

[@dahness564]

B E A N S

[@alberthwastaken]

B E A N S B E A N S B E A N S

[@jett9631]

I have autism and seeing that girl fake Tourette’s was so painful, autism is not an aesthetic, it sucks to have, Especially since I have developed a stutter because of it! Autism isn’t quirky, it’s not cute, it sucks

[@thatvirgo]

@@jett9631 this is the best take

[@ervy.]

there is something wrong with her and it aint tourettes

[@luckerowl8990]

2:11 holy shit they weren't actually that far off, that's fucking terrifying

[@hawkconfidently]

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

[@idontreadorreply]

Wdym, that’s not even close

[@soomitsunami5936]

@@idontreadorreplyfr

[@imfunniguy3744]

@@idontreadorreply Same eye and hair color, similar jawline. It’s not that far off and it’s scary.

[@ERROR_V1X-N]

It’s subreddits like this that make me question whether or not we as humans are truly the superior life form on this planet…

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Don’t worry, arthropods are more successful than us so you have your answer.

[@FridgePillage7x]

Im taking a shit

[@seantaggart7382]

Yeah

[@rooke1489]

@@FridgePillage7x “hey man that’s really interesting, next time keep it to yourself”

[@inkstain3562]

No. Squids are. Prepare for the squid uprising brothers.

[@danganaya6732]

"Sir, are you sure?" "I'm the Alpha. Of course I'm sure." *Proceeds to swallow entire bottle of rat poison*

[@mask938]

That alpha just got himself a one-way ticket to the ER. He'll likely need to have his stomach pumped and he'll probably be very sick and weak for quite a while.

[@blindreaper7542]

He sounds like he would

[@altaccount4825]

i imagine all his friends are concerned and he's like "course i'm sure" Then he just gulps the actual, full metal can and falls face first on the pavement, and blood just slowly forms a puddle from his mouth

[@yitraboom]

@Wealll W no but that particular alpha male ate poison ivy from DC comics and stole her immunity to poison

[@roboticintelligenceunit1a652]

*disintergrates 5 seconds into the marathon*

[@crackerjack3762]

The ham burial is like killing someone, then burying their kidneys

[@notlightbeam4889]

More like someone died, got bought, got eaten, then you buried a slice of their kidneys. But really that tweet would've been a nice joke.. then I realized it was a vegan post.

[@jessecardenas6971]

Bruh sell the kidneys, degenerates these days

[@TruXavia]

@@jessecardenas6971 Ikr

[@DeviantDespot]

More like going to a place where a lot of people died and burying pieces of multiple people's kidneys. No way that ham is from jsut one pig, that shit comes from a vat filled with hog meat.

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

@@TruXavia fr tho. People these days, smh

[@LaevateinnChillin]

The baby pacifier dream thing made me physically hurt. I finally understand the phrase every bone in my body is in attack mode. God damn it

[@Yousef241]

That video turned me into the average tf2 player when they realize someone is streaming on twitch "YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW YOU N-"

[@TheRealJohnHelldiverfr]

Hurry. Watch technoblade to get good MC content

[@TristenBenson]

look that isnt age regression im an age regressor here, she fakes age regression to gr00m minors

[@Combes_]

Oh, God FORBID someone dares to AGE REGRESS, A COMMON COPING MECHANISM FOR TRAUMA! What ever shall we do?!

[@courtesy1o]

‘I’m the alpha, of course I’m sure.’ *jumps into vat of acid*

[@diogod2347]

*drinks piss*

[@ballsdeep7056]

@Eli Thompson pisses fuckingly

[@Z_Viper08]

@Nomer Angelo jumps into manhole

[@wesleymcbride8084]

Opens can of zyclon B you sure we should sniff that of course I’m sure. Dies

[@bluemarineboy3091]

@Nomer Angelo avatar moment

[@marbles7862]

Fun fact: There is no “Alpha” in wolf packs because that would mean males would fight for the title and packs usually are just families and fighting family members is not acceptable in wolf culture. Do what you please with that information

[@tesla__124]

idk of this is true but THANK 👏YOU👏

[@libertyprime619]

@@tesla__124 yeah it's true

[@shaunalennon3144]

Ya, the guy that put the whole alpha hypothesis out after observing wolves in a controlled environment tried to recant after discovering the family thing while observing wolves in the wild.

[@legion6211]

Fun fact if the first guy wasn't a s*x offender I would eat josukes steak hair

[@piretiris8223]

Hi Edd!

[@It-is-a-Smash-Hit]

>”don’t eat the bts meal if you don’t stan them!” literally just amogus chicken nuggets, normal fries and sauce

[@kimmiewise1044]

Dude someone on Rook got pissy at a McDonald’s employee and called them racist white trash because they forgot the “BTS sauce” which I told them wasn’t even made by BTS. It’s the normal Cajun and Sweet Chili sauce that you get for free with a regular McNugget meal upon request. I told them you could just save money and get the normal meal with those sauces for free but “tHe pRoCeEds gO tO tHeM!11!” Like McDonald’s is going to know the exact bills you used and give it to these busy pop stars by hand. Ironically it’s them who are racist if they think Cajun and Sweet Chili is exclusively a BTS/Korean phenomenon.

[@GabrielTheMagolorMain]

I like it but the stans are making it worse

[@brodee0]

"guys don't by a regular meal because only WE can get it and if you don't like a stranger online that has popularity then who are YOU?" society is broken.

[@Gliztard]

the tiktok was a bait btw

[@22scams32]

yeah dont say amogus

[@boundc.napalm3084]

11:58 The guy sounded so reasonable before he fucking growled and walked towards her like he was about to put her in his inventory

[@HardClayConsumer]

man nearly turned into the hulk

[@mikeabagofbeansroch5405]

The unnatendable sulk

[@hallowchromee8977]

“HHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHH”

[@noobnotarealanoob8631]

I would also growl in anger if I reasoned with some just to push me in a bed because “THERE A BABY”

[@siremile2926]

Fun fact I would do the same shit and I think he was a actually going to the door lol

[@Ryan_2218]

“Minecraft fans are vicious, so I’m going to tread lightly” *starts to completely destroy them*

[@memelurd7341]

@blurred for privacy you apparently

[@movingchannels2203]

@@memelurd7341 You are a hero

[@carmalizedvegetation5096]

It's the fallacy of "throw things from far away onto a mine field until shit stops exploding"

[@altaccount4825]

it's called "lowering the defenses"

[@justaguywhoreadsmanga720]

@@movingchannels2203 Healer?

[@george0903]

"Who decided to name a country Montenegro" it literally stands for Black Mountain ffs

[@anido-4703]

I facepalmed when she said that

[@hexatyle9563]

It's like asking why is the spanish for black "negro"

[@DarwinskiYT]

I can’t wait for the day that some crazy white girl on Twitter cancels a Latino for saying “negro” Edit: also can’t wait for that lady to find out about “Niger”

[@noname-mr4xu]

i was scrolling on pinterest and encountered a nice picture of different colors of suits and it has spanish words so ofc the creator is spanish or idk and it has the word negro and showing a suit that is color black. im gonna die of laughter is someone actually says it racist

[@Joshua-jk1om]

That person's world is gonna shatter when she finds out Nigeria and Niger are countries too.

[@Sanchlingernon]

Things you should never say to an Alpha: don’t talk to them at all.

[@lumi_nescent.]

What even are Alphas or Betas?

[@Sanchlingernon]

@@lumi_nescent. no clue

[@magicmancz3917]

Nice 69 likes i almost broke the balance of the universe I would like this comment but i wouldnt forgive myself for destroying the master piece

[@Sanchlingernon]

@@magicmancz3917 it’s okay

[@livery955]

@@lumi_nescent. Just astrology for men, the "I'm not like the other girls" boys edition.

[@UnicornOfDepression]

Amaranth really gave up quickly. From "I'll never do hot tub streams" to literally licking a controller for money from lonely guys in less than a year.

[@stephaniesheep1147]

It makes me want powerwash my ears clean off

[@sebastianb.3978]

This comment aged horribly

[@summonersriftgarbage4426]

@@sebastianb.3978yeah… she really reached the bottom of human decency

[@Your_friendly_racist_neighbor]

Now she's advertising on Pornhub LOL

[@aghitsaplane4262]

"No sir,you can't piss in the soda dispenser" "No? You don't say that to alpha"

[@THEbubbagum]

Customer: "sips drink" this is some serious gourmet shit

[@patches3555]

@@THEbubbagum taste like STDs

[@kiachaelchild]

The only time i will obey

[@talade5556]

"Are you sure you can kill people for that reason?" "Are you sure? DoNt SaY tHaT tO aN aLpHa"

[@hijixincorporated]

Im going to use my 69th amendment right to tell all "alpha" to stfu

[@AJOlesen]

Don't tell the girl that got offended by Montenegro that the countries Niger and Nigeria exists.

[@Garchomp808]

yeah lmao, she acts like countries were just recently named

[@pepearown4968]

Or that negro is the Spanish word for black.

[@Idk-ge8um]

@@pepearown4968 cherry-picking jesus.

[@painandmisery8971]

@@Idk-ge8um but it is the term for black tho

[@mariatarango4417]

@@painandmisery8971 I have a little spanish and Yes! Negro=black in Spanish

[@JWP-56]

Fun fact: alphas in wolf packs aren’t a thing, they are a seniority based hierarchy

[@hochigaming14yearsago90]

Cool fact!

[@menace7339]

@@hochigaming14yearsago90 yeah

[@ray2266]

@@whitetailmilitia heavens fuckin crammed with dead covid patients, we sadly cant push the collapse ahead, sorry!

[@albertdutzman8292]

You know I feel like the main people at Eden's gate who would be sharing this fact Are mainly Jacobs lads

[@vuhnillagorilla]

what i learned here old people are alphas

[@faoltaem]

the scariest part about 2:03 is that now that we know how he looks, we can see they got it somewhat correct

[@idontreadorreply]

Nah, not even near

[@Randomnumbers-153]

@@idontreadorreplythe chin is right

[@hoonterfelyne]

​@@idontreadorreplythey got it mostly right. Especially those empty Shane Dawson eyes

[@Al___]

Is any1 gonna point out that the ea in his name is replaced with 34 so it says r34 in his name 😨

[@甘い悲劇]

It frustrates me so much when 'woke' people throws cultural appropriation and racism like frisbees, and it only takes away how much of a problem ACTUAL cultural appropriation and racism is.

[@plasticbag5648]

It pisses me off when people get offended on behalf of other people. Literally last week someone made a joke about my medical condition (which was hilarious) and someone was like, "that's so insensitive". People are perfectly capable of being offended by themselves.

[@kaijukarnage]

@@plasticbag5648 exactly i think the only time it would be okay is when it's on behalf of people you know extremely well to where you can actually comprehend what would genuinely make them uncomfortable or not

[@lostaccount8222]

More like boomerangs because it always hits them back (right in the face)

[@Ilikebugs2464]

What is cultural appropriation the term has been so misused i dont remember what means

[@biograft_phighter]

That’s twitter, every white 14 year old girl who’s favourite starbucks drink is something with 30 words, has dyed hair, has generic personality or personality of paper and ect is alwayyyys wanna talking for others without knowing them

[@overhaul1531]

““I will burn this planet to the ground before I have to spend another MINUTE among these ANIMALS" - ovniman

[@ZER-ww2nf]

Omni*

[@norikofu509]

That moment when a fucking genocider is right...

[@artificerdrachen6908]

Omniman only had to spend a few hours browsing reddit to make his decision. Just like how Ultron spent 5 seconds on the internet and decided to turn the biosphere into ash.

[@thatdude7793]

You know what I agree with omniman we don’t deserve our pets

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

@@artificerdrachen6908 lol yeah but he killed cyclops brother tho

[@KeroniKnowsYourSecrets]

"Am I HIV positive, doc?" "No" "Did you just tell me NO?"

[@l.p.3876]

Ah yes dark humor

[@crazilymad_]

Never say no to an alpha

[@деджейкарл]

Are you sure?

[@mugglymoo]

@Buff Industrialist "Are you sure you want to?" "NEVER say "Are You Sure" to an Alpha!!" *Proceeds to chug an entire bottle of rat poison*

[@-dude-0]

@@деджейкарл Im not just sure, Im HIV positive.

[@dumpsterfire9506]

2:20 now that his face reveal has been posted the skill this dude had for facial reconstruction is scary af 💀

[@zhanucong4614]

Dream stans are different breed

[@Abandoned_Account88]

@@zhanucong4614 fr

[@flamester6014]

About the girl faking Tourettes: oh my god she’s so bad at faking it, I’ve not only seen people with actual Tourettes, but have had a friend who has it too. She did practically nothing similar to what those people with the disorder did, what the fuck. Did she even try?!

[@CompaSystem]

you can see she's just terrified of making any kind of mess.

[@korzoxter]

I once had a classmate that always twitch her eyes. i thought it was normal at first but no. The last time I seen her was on my primary school.

[@flamester6014]

@@korzoxter Best wishes for that classmate, wherever they are

[@pufferfish9045]

I do also. He doesn't just go BEANS BEANS BEANS and dip his hair info into beans

[@pufferfish9045]

@@nemuikira the person in the video is so fucking dumb lol

[@via.mp4]

Seeing so many people faking tourrette's is so frustrating as someone who actually has tourrette's, it's not fun to dislocate joints and get bruised and scratched up because of the tic attacks, people who fake this is so infuriating.

[@Clover12367]

:(

[@silverflight01]

I hate it when people fake disabilities.

[@skootergirl22]

South Park did it better, even got a award to spread awareness

[@Cemetery._Lady]

I'm confused if I have it or not, it's only 2 things rn: jerking my head back and doing a hiccup type thing. It's been happening for probably over 2 months now :/

[@iristengeusendam7842]

@@silverflight01 it's not a disability. It's a neurological disorder. I'm not in a wheelchair, I'm not disabled.

[@J0hnzie]

"eating the BTS meal without being a fan is cultural appropriation" She literally just bought that from MCDONALDS Does she think Maccers is a Korean resturaunt???

[@currysauce1170]

These people make my brain hurt

[@harmlesstherobot7181]

ITS SPELT MACCAS. I WILL FIGHT YOU. But fr, you make a good point.

[@ananyathakur4651]

tbh as an Army(bts fan), that shit is clear bs. we don't claim her.

[@blunestinredintel]

@@ananyathakur4651 Finally, a chill BTS fan.

[@Generic_Username_547]

@@blunestinredintel a very rare sight indeed

[@PepsiDogreal]

"He's like, twenty. You're sixteen. He won't date you." Oh, that aged well.

[@dovy64s]

The groomer binkie

[@woowsie]

the “monster is affensive” girl is actually satire lmao

[@ZaWildCard]

Don't mean it still ain't cringe tho

[@bella-chan1013]

same with the whole "eating bts meal without being a fan of them is cultural appropriation" like it's literally them trolling and making a dumb joke. the subreddit is just full of idiots not knowing that these people are obvious trolls and they truly believe that half of these people are being serious lmao

[@tasuu_]

@@bella-chan1013 yea but most people wouldn’t be surprised if others actually acted like that considering how some people have literally been CANCELLED for such tiny things

[@personpersonal5756]

Thank god

[@PantheonofCylinders]

@@bella-chan1013 dude it doesnt matter if its a joke, its r/cringetopia, cringe goes on there, even if the said cringe is a joke

[@PartyDude_19]

The country of Montenegro doesn't have a racist name and the origin isn't related to racial slurs. Montenegro was named that because it was Italian for "Black Mountain" which is a reference to the appearance of Mount Lovćen, who's dense evergreen forests made the mountain appear black.

[@Cyberneticfrk]

Bitches would also get mad if a person who speaks spanish said negro

[@caranguejo2269]

@@Cyberneticfrk portuguese too

[@danijellino1921]

Isn't Montenegro also like way older then America? Americans really believe they were the first country to exist and they invented everything. Including other Countries names. Bitch there are Companies that still exist in my country older then the Americas.

[@andrewlee4455]

@@Cyberneticfrk They get mad when a Japanese said "Nigero" (Run away). People seem to forget languages outside of English exists.

[@sandshark2]

Just wait until they hear about the country Niger

[@jorjicostava8513]

If we can’t have monster energy we’ll have to settle for cocaine I guess.

[@charlieinthe_box]

No, Jorji, I will not take Coke bribes. Your crayon passport is denied.

[@anuragneelam8527]

@@charlieinthe_box I will, he seems like a nice guy :p

[@farwynd2925]

You are based, a true madlad

[@diogod2347]

*Hey hey, chill dude, we have mountain dew and red bull*

[@nayma6203]

...Jorji...a god

[@aidenb7444]

2:02 The fact that the user was, for the most part, correct is horrifying to me.

[@barrettrabel3257]

The one of losing weight intentionally pissed me off because me who is a little big is doing summer workouts for football. I am staying the same weight because I’m a lineman but I’ve lost fat weight and gained muscle weight. I am a lot more proud of myself and encourage all the other guys with me to go a little bit more in the weight room.

[@Daniel-tf3pb]

And you should be proud because you never gave up and tried you best and you did it so you should be proud about your work

[@ralphsigoura7825]

Offensive line or defensive line? I don’t want to sound stupid but I’m curious

[@barrettrabel3257]

@@ralphsigoura7825 O line

[@barrettrabel3257]

@@Daniel-tf3pb I gained a lot of weight during the summer and fall. It feels good to come back to workout.

[@loremastedex]

Nice, congrats on the workout

[@saali6860]

I’m sorry but the “Amazing feet and dress” is hilarious

[@maniacfighter1249]

Yeah I feel like the "amazing feet and dress" was satire.

[@BonnerDoesYouTube]

@@maniacfighter1249 It was. It was more like a cursed comments kind of thing.

[@sulky_demon4764]

The dress is amazing tho, ngl.

[@thecourticaljester9152]

The best redemption arc I’ve seen

[@reinyantowa9866]

Mmmm cake

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8216]

Local goth here, no, monster is not a "culture" it's a drink. Chemicals. Chemicals much like water, juice, etc. No one is offended but her.

[@ripvanwinkle5199]

Less water and juice, more battery acid and caffeine.

[@baconator-the-destroyer]

@@ripvanwinkle5199 haha😐

[@Azachor]

I'll be the dumbass that says that water isn't a chemical

[@courier4529]

Honestly drinking monster is more of a femboy thing than a goth thing. Or taking pictures with one at least.

[@pepearown4968]

It’s more of a Kyle thing than a goth thing.

[@MeatMonger_]

I'm a Korean who lives in Korea and I don't even get the cultural significance of the bts sauce it's literally repackaged mustard

[@okwhy8720]

What are the two sauces? I know one is actually a cajun type but wuts the other?

[@mzpinks97]

THANK YOU! THEY'RE JUST ANOTHER BAND

[@gamingsquid6725]

I just see the bts meal as a 10 pc chicken nugget combo with extra steps and one less nugget

[@boblaryson3621]

@@gamingsquid6725 the same combo and double the price. Also bts doesn't even fucking eat it they just got bribed to shill it

[@Joseph_Stuntn]

If you market dog shit with bts people will buy it it doesnt matter

[@ArtificerProductions]

Why do people claim to be “alpha”? we ain’t wolves or pack animals. Can someone explain?

[@WarriorPNG]

They are compensating

[@khrows330]

People want to feel powerful/better than others, by comparing everyone to an animal that has a hierarchy, and they are comparing themselves to the "leaders" of these animal hierarchies.

[@zombiegamer1018]

Get this wolf don’t have alphas either the study that determines that was very flawed they actually work in family units

[@TheRealHolyKnight]

@@zombiegamer1018 and what do you call the ‘parents’ of a wolf pack?

[@dr.sliver9583]

@@TheRealHolyKnight Would you not just call them the parents?

[@thegoldenbrick1]

Ailurus really deserves a lot of credit, here. He forces himself to sift through the trash heap that is r/CringeTopia looking for all the worst content, just for our entertainment.

[@troudbalos]

...and has a lot of comon sense responding to the internet's atrocities.

[@booderg3246]

@@troudbalos Panda Daddy is the hero the world needs

[@Gravity_studioss]

Hes cleaning up the Internet

[@tandemdwarf745]

19:39 the irony of having Guts as your PFP while letting someone walk all over you is palpable

[@EpicRadDude]

How to troll a friend's Minecraft without griefing or deleting anything -open Minecraft -go to Settings -go to Video settings -turn Max Framerate all the way down -watch as they have no idea why they're lagging

[@perturbthepixel1410]

Oh my god no

[@the-kisser-of-boys]

Big brain moment

[@cyclonxt7315]

kinda good, but anyone who played Minecraft for a bit of time would go straight to video settings when they're lagging lol

[@EpicRadDude]

@@cyclonxt7315 it's supposed to be more for people with gaming PCs who like never lag

[@itsame4702]

So lit

[@ok1701]

imagine having "drinking monster" as your whole personality.

[@remnantsactualpvp1590]

they dont have to imagine it mainly cuz theyre so hopped the fuck up on monster they cant think but we dont gotta talk about that i mean im emo and havent ever drank monster in my life, and i dont plan to, ever

[@maitreyagpatel]

not sure, but according to comments that first post was satire

[@ok1701]

@@maitreyagpatel it probably was but i was mentioning actual people that do that

[@maitreyagpatel]

@@ok1701 yeah true, there is always that one person

[@Scringus]

im pretty sure that was a joke. Cringtopia users have trouble picking up on sarcasm.

[@dreadlockid5148]

The Montenegro girl made a follow-up "apology" where she joked about the country, even going as far to say "Montenegro lives matter" or something very similar.

[@Akunai_]

You can’t be this goofy lmao

[@pelledanasten1615]

I mean come on, not every country speaks english. The logical jumps this girl had to make astound me. It literally just means "black mountain"

[@From_A_Diverging_Timeline]

Lol a lot of people don't know negro means black in other languages. Spanish people are canceled

[@guardian3636]

@@From_A_Diverging_Timeline me a Mexican: *intense sweating*

[@XxXMikufangirlXxX]

Ugh i saw it! The way she said that sounded so sarcastic, almost like making fun of it. Then she followed up with "I apologize your founders didn't think of a better name". Just plain stupid.

[@kotgmarshal]

Seriously tho, when I saw this vid a year or so ago, I did not expect that artistic bit of Dream’s face to be as close as it turned out to be.

[@BrntoChsbrgr]

"Im gonna tread lightly about the dream community" Proceeds to damn the dream community to literal hell

[@vuzarre]

literally became the doomslayer

[@at8micm0use]

@@vuzarre "Rip and tear."

[@imadecrappycontent9180]

Because they are toxic and that's why they all need to get the Internet taken away

[@comradeeverclear4063]

I enjoy the dude's videos by how he trolls his friends. But other than that, I'd more or less be like "who tf is dream?"

[@DaBobbyShurmda]

As he should

[@butterdogestarwars6709]

That Tourette’s part was extremely hard to watch

[@brickman9133]

Yeah same

[@emiphim]

Time stamp?

[@butterdogestarwars6709]

14:04

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

I know someone with tourette and jesus christ that jolly green giant head makes me extremely annoyed.

[@DeathByDying13]

I just skipped it

[@brakk7117]

I love to imagine that ailurus looks like the new jake from State Farm, and every time I think about it I get this stupid grin

[@yaggerdangg]

he do be wearing khakis doe 😳

[@haybrookeband]

Yes.

[@fartbasket92]

@@yaggerdangg Khakis 😫

[@jeppsonsmalort1986]

@@fartbasket92 Man them Khakis🤤

[@VeryAnonymousTurtle]

Lol

[@FerretTwister]

I cannot stop laughing. As my phone dies and i cannot charge it until the morning and i will be stumbling home in the dark all I will say is "worth it and thank you Ailurus for hours of entertainment."

[@sundownerstrudel]

I saw that post of Dream’s “Face”, the person who made it also made cp of Tommy, so do what you will with that info.

[@ProfessionalGoober]

Patrolling the internet almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

[@jvstvorothii]

“do what you will with that info” don’t mind if i do

[@stephano1019]

@@ProfessionalGoober Aye. Nice one

[@GamezIdiot]

“Do what you will with that info” I’ll just give this info to the police

[@fork7388]

@S A D Yo Anakin where you at

[@formerlyyaboitom10]

I feel like the 'alpha' guy who said that you shouldn't say no to an 'alpha' is the real-life version of Mr. Douchebag.

[@starsnipe-yp5hx]

Mr douchebag is a better person than them

[@ballsdeep7056]

@Robinson Papo sugma male

[@mcrib5794]

Alphas are pathetic. I'm a full release male. Alphas bow to me

[@breadsqueeze27]

@Craziful that sounds like funkytown Gore

[@justmeowth9697]

Saying no to an alpha sounds like Mr. Nice Guys with rejection problem. Could be rapey.

[@dr.samuelhayden808]

“Oh I’m such a good person for not eating meat, oh you want me to give meat to a starving kid nah ima let them starve instead”

[@beginnerletsplayer3486]

Very true good sir

[@dthwsh9781]

It’s hilarious that ppl can sit here and call themselves good for one thing but be completely shit at something that’s alittle more important and isn’t eating plant cannibalism in itself, since nature is a living thing. Plants are slaughtered everyday for that type of breed to even have a chance at survival.

[@SophisticatedCatinaCan]

Don’t worry they posted it on Twitter so they probably have their name, face, and anything else that will help the police find them

[@jdilla7221]

I already put a comment out there but I’ve met this person through discord, instantly recognized the pfp and the insane views. the discord she runs says it’s a “safe place” and “all are accepted” but anyone with the slightest accent she bullied until they sounded audibly upset, if you really genuinely want the sever name and will die without it I’ll give it, but I’m going to refrain unless you truely are curious, it’s on disboard if you want to search for it without me giving you the name

[@tungabunga4107]

i can shoot a hole in the surface of mars

[@popothekitty]

I love the fact that he didn’t even say anything after the Dream pacifier one. He knew he didn’t need to explain why that was cringey.

[@hypernova076]

As someone with mild Tourette's, I'm legitimately pissed off at that woman

[@demonassault5912]

I also have mild Tourette’s, but at this point it doesn’t make me mad, just disappointed

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

I got autism and it ticked me off.

[@soggyeggos5093]

I get tics from anxiety and upsets me too

[@Totallycoolballplayer]

Off topic but nice lore Olympus pfp and back on topic: tourettes girl wanted to make me scream like tyler1 when he rages that girl is a piece of crap ngl

[@vi0let831]

It pisses me off but ngl it made me CACKLE SO HARD because it's just so stupid I lowkey want to see a meme made out of that 💀💀💀

[@bread628]

As a anime fan I don’t claim those weird creatures, they are their own breed

[@CatLeone2003]

Yeah, same. It's fine to have your waifus and husbandos, but understand that you'll never be with them because they aren't real, lol. Just enjoy your shows, talk about it with the people who want to hear it, and ignore the people who hate on you for it. There are Anime made for children, but as a whole, Anime is for teens and adults as there is some graphic content. Don't gatekeep people who want to watch the same show as you, be happy your show is gaining more fans.

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

Yeah thats the difference. Stans and Fans

[@AxolinaAxolotl]

me as a furry when i see weird zoophiles

[@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused]

@@wasordx3245 we all do. Living in this world sucks

[@Saturnz_Rings]

@@Lucifer_Is_Not_Amused God is disappointed of what he created * all of us *

[@AngryEnby]

“He has an iPhone 6 🤢” Me: [chilling with the iPhone 5s I’ve had since I was fourteen]

[@haybrookeband]

Used to have a Samsung Galaxy S3. Still chilling though

[@Akunai_]

I still have mine Don’t use it anymore though

[@seantaggart7382]

@@haybrookeband i have s21 But any phone is good

[@adastial2104]

I still have a j6 for like 4 years

[@Tomi.762]

I've been keeping my Nokia 3310 that my dad bought in 2000. No reason to change.

[@zeltroid1730]

That part about 14 year olds not having a shot with dream hits a bit different with current context

[@unknownplite]

“You shouldn’t jump off that cliff because you could break your back and legs and be paralyzed for life.” “Okay?? Why are we so scared of having disabilities? Just another classic example of ableism eugenics, and policing what women do with their bodies.”

[@bachibak]

dont give tumblr feminists ideas

[@Nobody-yk2gt]

eat your cereal

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon8216]

In protest I shall leap from the empire state building and die!!!1!!1!!!! The patriarchy can't control me!!!1!!11!!11!!!

[@jamessicard1705]

The Japanese guy learning English through Family Guy is basically Hideki Naganuma. He was the composer for Jet Set Radio/Future and Sonic Rush. Pretty cool guy

[@Longest_boi]

I love that man. When I wake up, I get to see a barrage of nonsensical tweets on my tl

[@madelynforrester1799]

Sonic rush is underated

[@consonance7458]

This looks more like morbid reality than cringetopia

[@poghank7215]

I think I'd rather watch morbid reality then this :/

[@Lottabaggage]

@@poghank7215 relate

[@mrwhite9185]

@@poghank7215 i ordered the among us happy meal at 3 am

[@harrypness6417]

@@mrwhite9185 did you say Sussy Mary and spin around 3 times?

[@mrwhite9185]

@@harrypness6417 OMG!!! SONIC.EXE AND AMONGUS HAPPY MEAL ALMOST KILLED ME WHILE DOING THE SUSSY MARY CHALLENGE!!!

[@iwtbwiw]

Ngl that learned English by Family Guy kinda made me chuckle. Just the thought of a Japanese guy talking like Peter is amazing.

[@acanofbeans1634]

For being Japanese and Korean, I hate the fact that people act like the entire culture is all about the anime and kpop and NOTHING ELSE.

[@applejambers7674]

I’m going to preface this by saying that I’m as white as they come. (mostly scottish/Irish) and I fucking sympathise with you dude.

[@Solar_Axis]

I KNOW! I personally am not Korean or of any Asian ethnicity, but I find the CULTURE fascinating! The folklore, the legends, the history, Asian nations like Korea and China and Japan carry the richest history and cultures and they've been reduced to... THIS.

[@MiguelAngel-go4ck]

@@applejambers7674 You dont have to preface yourself with anything, if you wanna say that self proclaimed woke people are stupid just say it

[@SomeSegafan]

It's damn annoying

[@blackbird5026]

Japan has the best car communities

[@cripplingdepression501]

Almost all of r/Cringetopia can be described with one phrase: What the hell

[@ZaWildCard]

Hell just one word Stans

[@Ineedmychiar]

@@ZaWildCard 3 words W H Y

[@gamr6354]

Or, “Please fucking stop”

[@sniperpro-pi9dz]

Clem

[@cripplingdepression501]

@@sniperpro-pi9dz Clem? Garakata ?

[@danganaya6732]

"Hey can I get a Big Mac" "Sir this is a Burger King" *_"Did you just tell me no?"_* "S-sir, are you sure you're in the right place? Only McDonald's serve Big Ma-" *_"I'm the Alpha. OF COURSE I'M SURE"_*

[@guilhermedinis2285]

Once in sixth grade i was calling random numbeers with my friends and then we called a burger King and asked for a big mac. This as nothing to do with wath your saying but it reminded me of that.

[@danganaya6732]

@@guilhermedinis2285 lmaoo

[@guilhermedinis2285]

We also called a school And it was like: Friend: Hello ..hu... Im Dennis yougher brother ... Person on the other side:We don't know anyone called Dennis in this school... I think you are confused Friend: SO YOU DON'T KNOW DENNIS THE MAN WITH THE GREAT... I think you know how it went

[@guilhermedinis2285]

@@danganaya6732 Alpha: do you think Im crinje? Me: congratulations you played yourself.

[@FirstLast-cc6cv]

Then he jumps over the counter and rips the dude's jugular out with his abs, obviously

[@konpeito7511]

15:53 as someone with stims (not tics but they are a bit similar) I legit flinched at her “tics”

[@Verdantererer]

PSA: Don’t drink too much Monster or energy drinks in general, they’ll fuck you up in more ways than one.

[@hrishinatahn9816]

Or mtndew. I speak by expirience 3 bottles in one day is not good for your brain.

[@AnakinSkywalkerSG]

Yeah I know my dad had to go to the hospital because he drank nothing but Gatorade for a week

[@molteninfantry1362]

It give kidney stone

[@lucifers_bane666]

And thats why i drink coffee

[@The_other_fry]

Is redbull okay?

[@Sc0rch_Burns]

14:58 That poor, poor Elmo doll. That poor little thing was picked up thinking it was going to be played with, and then was horrified when that man unzipped his pants.

[@KeizerSosebee]

Tickle me elmo no longer feels comfortable being tickled. May he enjoy his early retirement

[@ilovehollowknightwaytoomuc1768]

Isn't Elmo potrayed as a child? That just makes it worse.

[@liammcallister726]

It sounds exactly like something Chris chan would do

[@Sc0rch_Burns]

@@liammcallister726 Damn you're right.

[@everald]

Technically it got what it wanted

[@elweon8754]

I'm starting to understand why humanity is a failed experiment in the Lovecraft universe

[@demonthegamer3624]

2:46 well that aged well hasn't it?

[@BigSnacksYT]

The dream stans need to stop rule 34 of Minecraft streamers. Tommyinit is only 17! 17!

[@boopsdoops]

I feel so bad for the poor guy. Tommy doesn't deserve that treatment. Also, i'm kinda tired of dream by now

[@Sup_nw85]

@@boopsdoops same like wtf is wrong with people

[@boopsdoops]

@@Sup_nw85 it don't stop there, they lewd anyone. hell, if i ever hit 10k subs, i'm totally gonna get that kinda shit.

[@silverflight01]

17? Holy crap!

[@pricex3]

WHAT THE FUCK

[@Anne_Archer]

"if we stop eating animals they'll stop eating each other" My brain "nngggghhhh"

[@scenessalsajar]

Your name fits with your pfp so much

[@Itarded_Rediot89]

@@scenessalsajar yeah I can imagine it screaming

[@BlehhhXP]

@@Itarded_Rediot89 it’s from finding Jesus

[@woofyou1186]

@@BlehhhXP is that the Spanish version of finding nemo I refuse to accept its religious lol

[@andromeda_va39]

When you recognize the fish from a Saberspark video you watched literally yesterday

[@scurie2179]

Reason why you should return to monke: 1.Monke 2.Monke is no cringe

[@Sup_nw85]

Facts

[@idontknowwhattonamemyselfonyt]

Monky can be cringe

[@jangofett1623]

It’s monke but go off ig

[@BrunoSantos-jp1lv]

It's monke or monky

[@Reze000]

MONKE IS LOVE,MONKE IS LIFE

[@andrewb5894]

Lol I love how relatable your comments are, must have had similar highschool experiences

[@ukotoa1639]

We are literally not even 5 seconds in and I already want to game end myself, oh boy! This is gonna be a good one

[@crisismoon880]

19 likes in 1 minute wtf??

[@PapapaPapupi]

@@crisismoon880 I like your profile pic.

[@interestingusername306]

so guys we did it

[@PapapaPapupi]

@Mae Tafari please don't do what?

[@Thecloaker_]

Same.

[@spicytrash4981]

"Do you think God stays in Heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?"

[@rootintootinnewton]

My favourite Spy Kids quote.

[@foxforsburg]

yes i do

[@iwantes6610]

Maybe not as much fear as disappointment

[@anidiot4580]

I am constantly disapointed in humanity in general for stuff like this

[@spiyder]

14:59

[@thesuperdoge2476]

Honestly, I’d take the “deep” people than anyone on twitter

[@crabbyandchips]

Debatable

[@panospapkos]

What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean [Verse 1] She say that I'm cool (Damn straight) I'm like, "Yeah, that's true" (That's true) I believe in G-O-D (Ayy) Don't believe in T-H-O-T She keep playing me dumb (Play me) I'ma play her for fun (Uh-huh) Y'all don't really know my mental Let me give you the picture like stencil Fallin' out in a drought No flow, rain wasn't pourin' down (Pourin' down) See, that pain was all around See, my mode was kinda lounged Didn't know which, which way to turn Flow was cool but I still felt burnt Energy up, you can feel my surge I'ma kill everything like this purge (Ayy) [Bridge] Let's just get this straight for a second, I'ma work (Yuh) Even if I don't get paid for progression, I'ma get it (Uh, get it) Everything that I do is electric (Ayy) I'ma keep it in a motion, keep it movin' like kinetic, ayy (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) [Verse 2] Put this shit in a frame, better know I don't blame Everything that I say, man, I seen you deflate Let me elevate, this ain't a prank Have you walkin' on a plank, li-li-li-li-like Both hands together, God, let me pray (Now let me pray), uh I've been goin' right, right around, call that relay (Masked Wolf) Pass the baton, back and I'm on Swimmin' in the pool, Kendrick Lamar, uh (Ayy) Want a piece of this, a piece of mine, my peace a sign Can you please read between the lines? My rhyme's inclined to break your spine (Spine) They say that I'm so fine (Fine) You could never match my grind (True) Please do not, not waste my time (Wolf) [Chorus] What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean, ayy What you know about rollin' down in the deep? When your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze When these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

[@LazoGT]

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[@remnantsactualpvp1590]

@@LazoGT *doki doki flashbacks*

[@Charliemartini1]

Twitter is 🗑

[@Earnhartlover42]

That dream reconstruction wasn’t to far off

[@Joaf921]

The one about the school chrome book makes me feel sick… I can’t imagine what the talk with his parents and counselor was like.

[@TL1882]

like bro just watch youtube, search free minecraft or listen to some music

[@wolfgecko2091]

So we need to have a conversation…..

[@Chimerathedragon]

I mean the content they searched is not only against the policy but against the LAW, there needs to be no counseling but prison on him and probably everyone who made that content unless the person who searched it is to young in which case counseling is ok

[@restrictednuggies]

Really? I just laughed my absolute balls off. That’s hilarious

[@joncross9264]

I swear these things need to be played in school as an educational tool.

[@Atlas_MX]

Yo... did that $h!+ just rhyme?

[@cbandz4210]

@@Atlas_MX what are u 7?

[@Atlas_MX]

Aye chill, I was just joking

[@plxlnnt]

“your food you’ve been eating this whole time” no i think i lost that food when the dream pacifier showed up. and then again with the amouranth bit

[@mellohai3006]

14:16 as someone who genuinely tics sometimes, i want to turn her into roast beef 😎

[@101onions5]

"but my discharge is around his nec-" *cuts to ad* "therapy is important"

[@noahleek3968]

Well it is

[@kitchengaming1184]

i fucking have had that ad so many times and thats the perfect cut

[@noahleek3968]

@Juked Em how old are you?

[@Floridamangaming729]

@Greta Wilson that's disgusting. why would someone bottle that up?

[@noahleek3968]

@Juked Em OK that's why you don't know why discharge is

[@notlucas6859]

"you really think a thief would care about a homeless person?" robinhood:

[@mettapeachhead2076]

Yes

[@---pj1xz]

Aladdin :

[@NaviSolrac19x18]

Arsene Lupin:

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

Ngl thought you meant the stock app and i was confused af

[@hahahayden1]

@@NaviSolrac19x18 nice first reply on youtube that actually mentioned my favourite thief

[@TheZipperDragon]

I love how these people still cling to the 'Alpha' mentality when it's been proven over & over that wolves don't work like that.

[@matthoward7645]

Because there is still alpha males and also females elephants for instance have a female alpha so ye just because wolves don't alpha based animal hierarchy is a known and studied fact it's not just wolves

[@TheZipperDragon]

@@matthoward7645 but they still talk about it like they're wolves

[@matthoward7645]

@@TheZipperDragon na that is true which is totally stupid as it's a thing in wolves defo but in populations in zoos only so the irony of a 'alpha' male is they caged regardless 🤣 all about that sigma game 🙌🤣 🤣

[@__-ic7si]

thats how it works with humans kinda. the guy with the knife is the alpha

[@ghoulishgoober3122]

@@matthoward7645 Even in nature reserves. The animals usually are there for similar reasons that zoo animals end up in zoos. Groups of wolves can still form the alpha/beta/zeta zoogs whatever the whats'its, though I imagine its easier for them to form natural pack formations in that environment.

[@daniellewis8863]

I love when his voice echos in the background for certain phrases then goes back to normal

[@huhhhhhhhhhhhhuhuh]

I wanna send my condolences to the many brain cells that were lost to cringe in this video. R.I.P

[@DirtyLittleRat]

I almost lost all of my braincells

[@LazoGT]

idot gaming i had a stroke reading your comment and i think that is proof that we are in the same boat

[@DirtyLittleRat]

@@LazoGT good

[@Kabovman55]

F in the chat

[@mjotis8125]

10 year later: Dinking water is actuall afence to the fish because you drinking their home and its wrong

[@flameyboy4184]

It took me a minute to realize that you wrote Dinking instead of Drinking

[@jackle2766]

hi morfriend

[@jennyingaiza1367]

Yeah it's so affensive

[@saturnissolar]

I can’t believe that this current generation is so afensive

[@smugron1101]

I get embarrased for being human cause of these videos.

[@haybrookeband]

We'd better hope aliens don't find these or we're screwed

[@Rose-zo1oo]

Or yoyr dog

[@ProfessionalGoober]

@@haybrookeband no, show it to the aliens, but tell them it's not everyone like that, let them go warcrime-style

[@arandompersonontheinternet9939]

16:51 That guy is basically fighting an alternate, don't be scared and seek out the information they give you

[@jaffil4026]

If people drink while pregnant and say that we're ableist for trying to stop them one more time I will surgically remove their elbows

[@BonnerDoesYouTube]

Lol

[@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462]

What about the kneecaps?

[@jaffil4026]

@@rihanm.sgoogleaccount4462 we wont have to have surgery for thoose we can just break them

[@dr.sliver9583]

@@jaffil4026 Cant we just shatter their elbows too? Why use surgery when it is cheaper to break them like with the kneecaps?

[@jackle2766]

@@jaffil4026 can i pour a liquid in their throat that will rot their vocal cords

[@BigWilly332]

I love the girl reacting to the “discharge around my neck” girl, like, dude I feel the same way like wtf

[@vi0let831]

Same I’m laughing my ass off at that 😂😂😂

[@BigWilly332]

@@vi0let831 I know right, man that shit is gross

[@hoodieninja1646]

Can someone explain to why she was reacting that way, cause I don't get it.

[@BigWilly332]

@@hoodieninja1646 it is VAGINAL DISCHARGE…. IN A NECKLACE!

[@caelum8160]

So we're just not gonna talk about the discharge necklace 😭😭

[@A_Person167-8]

I saw that one in the wild....... *It* *still* *haunts* *me.......*

[@myeru]

no please let's not 🤮

[@zaear_954]

No…

[@kmac291]

*Today is a good day to die*

[@yeetusthefetusthencommitse204]

What the actual fuck is all I have to say about that

[@Hollow_Demon778]

"Do you really believe he's just gonna fall out of the sky and date you bro? You're 14" Aged like milk

[@e.c.sherman4749]

I'm just curious how the "animals eat each other because of humans" person would react to teeth marks being found on dinosaur bones.

[@plasticbag5648]

wait until they find out about how humans evolved to eat cooked meat

[@theboiledcabbage]

What until the learn about the Cambrian explosion and it's plethora of predators