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[@eviljbrian]

I can understand Nate's frustration with the restrooms. I used to work housekeeping floor care at a casino, and we would deep scrub bathroom floors on a monthly basis. When we used bleach, it had a MUCH HIGHER chemical reaction to the urine in the WOMEN'S restrooms than it did in the Men's. Part of this could be attributed that there are women (not all, but a fair amount) that don't sit their butts on the seat regardless if there were seat covers or not, but instead they like to hover. But we also had to clean plenty of chairs and carpeted floors because people just DO NOT want to leave the slot machine they're sitting on if they need to use the bathroom. They just go right where they were sitting.

[@cursedhawkins1305]

I can feel his pain, my first job after the pandemic caused us to have a skeleton crew, I had to clean up the bathrooms for both areas at times... wasn't pretty and this was a service plaza on the turnpike so in a sense I probably had it fucking worse than a retail store. Edit: oh and it was considered to be ILLEGAL for porters to be cleaning the women's restroom something the matrons should have been on staff to do.

[@nyxorelius]

I would pay off my mother's student loans and ensure that she and my brother have enough for the rest of their lives and donate the remaining to charity

[@emeraldfinder5]

don’t donate to charities, 90% of them just pocket the money themselves. If you have spare money it’s better to spend it just directly supporting someone in your area that might need it

[@lahen507]

50 Mil, Split it between my Elderly Mother, Uncle, Myself, with... maybe 16,666,666 Dollars, it'll vary on how each will go...

[@KunoichiPeri]

Pay off my parents house, cars, debt, start my own restaurant business (similar to Sonic) and make it self sufficient enough to back away, have a house built near said business, become a Vtuber, give some to Family, donate some to politicians I support, and then finally I would start an official fund to support the unemployed.

[@aidreinhorn1534]

PREACH NATE. I refuse to take this toilet slander no longer.

[@lebroncarter4902]

When Nick says I'm not going to say who did it but when my friend was in boy scouts And Nate instantly looked over had me laughing my ass off

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

Shapeshifting, it's like a bunch of different powers combined into one

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

You can shapeshift but every time you do you feel every change with excruciating pain. Like bones breaking and skin peeling

[@HB-fq9nn]

@@BlueRoseWolfie So, you basically relive that scene from "An American Werewolf in London" over and over again? That sounds horrific, but I wonder if you would eventually build a pain tolerance towards it?

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You can shape shift, but you can't change back or into anything else for 24 hours. You can do partial transformations, but that part of your body adheres to that same rule while you can still change the rest into something else.

[@jordanhunter3375]

Shape-shifting, but you can only change back into your human/natural form, and there is a 1 to 2 hour cooldown

[@L.J.Africa]

I would transform into any animal modern, extinct or fantasy like beast boy the side effects would be crazy hunger and sex drive

[@elighbudziszewski1270]

From what I've seen while cleaning, female public toilets can be just as bad if not worse than the Male ones

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Most people I've met who have cleaned bathrooms claim that women's restrooms are worse.

[@danteglory95]

I worked a position where I would have to clean/restock the bathrooms and less than 1 month into it they had to have people come and pump stuff out of the pipes when it clogged. It turns out the pipes had been filled with panties, diapers, and even a stuffed animal that had been flushed down the toilet. Also there's a little bag next to the toilets for disposing of products like tampons. When I started they gave me a very serious warning to always be careful when replacing those bags because some girls throw their used needles into them.

[@emeralddragon2980]

@@danteglory95 I have similar problems working as Maintenance at a McDonald's. Like, don't get me wrong, men can be disgusting when it comes to restrooms, but I often have more problems with the women's room than I do the men's.

[@patbracken]

With 50 million, the time I save from never having to work again would make up for the time I lose. I'm taking that pill.

[@jordanhunter3375]

29:59 My caveat: for the next 5 to 15 minutes, you feel mentally exhausted to the point of narcoleptic sleepiness

[@nerdrage3626]

Considering the Format for the Superhero Question was Ed, Edd, n Eddy, im gonna say my desired Power is Ed's Toon Force! Super Strength, Standing on Mid Air, Edzilla, Pebble In The Shoe, and need i mention the Episode where they Broke the Sky, or the one where they wanted to Learn & ended up warping Reality!!?!

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Continuing with the Ed, Edd, and Eddy format, you will constantly be harassed by a woman you have no interest in who is immune to your toon force shenanigans.

[@nerdrage3626]

​@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince ... [Mother Of God Face]

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

The mount of anger from the toilet aim argument, ooof.

[@mothified1676]

30:25 Psychokinesis, but you are forced to assume the "Jizz in my pants" facial expression (Like the Lonely Island song) from all the concentration required to pull it off

[@jackbluepirate87]

My superpower would be to time travel and enter alternate timelines. (I don't know if that's two powers. They both sound pretty similiar in concept to me.)

[@oceanvonplayland7242]

However many years you travel into the future, you age that many years, however many years you travel back, you become that many years younger. So your traveling is limited, and you could bd functionally immortal, but you would basically have to live your live over and over again, which could be a good thing?

[@jordanhunter3375]

15:34 Pour one out for Nick's love life And then one for mine

[@LeaveItToRemm]

And another one for Maximilian Schell

[@DisorientedWanderer]

I'd like to add another but if we keep going, we won't have anything left to pour.

[@bluegirl278]

Everyone needs the lid down sometimes, only men need it up. People pee more often so you could argue that it needs to be up more often if it’s just men in the house but I always go by the fact that everyone needs it down at some point.

[@rivieraplayer]

2:20 "You now have to breath manually."

[@nicklausskelly7768]

30:00 a power from My Hero Academia: Fa Jin Edit: forgot to explain it Fa Jin allows the user to build up kinetic energy by performing repetitive movements, emitting red colored glowing energy and storing it for later use

[@legohunter1020]

If I had 50 million dollars, I'd donate 80% to a charity of my choice, 10% will be spread out amongst my intermediate family, and the other remaining 10% I shall invest.

[@foranzo1582]

9:19 Nate is me when I hear people start pouring some tea 😆

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

With 50 million, I'd buy three really nice houses (maybe around half a million each) give one each to my best friend and older brother for their families, keep one for myself, put about 10 million in the bank, use some of it to create a charity so that I can make sure the money goes where it's supposed to, donate the rest to that charity, and then run that charity.

[@yeetboiwhatyesplease2095]

5:31 I’d take the 50 million, use 10 million to help my family get out of debt, fix health issues, and set up the family with a good home. Then I’d put 35 million in investments, and use the last 5 to treat myself and my family to a nice trip to a country they wanted to visit.

[@bolbyballinger]

I'm just gonna beat the game and give myself the ability to not be affected by what other people do.

[@kokuyokukuroyuki8776]

Late, but your side effect is that you're forced to act like a Karen. I'm talking the irrational, conspiracy theorist type.

[@andreanecchi5930]

deadpool healing factor, i would choose that as a power

[@sungcho2217]

You get hit with narcolepsy everytime you heal a massive wound.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Shouldn't have specified Deadpool. That one already comes with the drawback of literally killing you if you don't also have an aggressive strain of cancer for it to constantly fight like he does.

[@Mac-eo4bc]

Pay off my own, my immediate family's, and friends' [school] debt. Buy and restore a small property.

[@emeraldmage5265]

well with my current age i would prob invest in tools, steel, wood, help out some long term streamers ive been watching and family, then put the rest in trust funds lol

[@kyrauniversal]

That is a good idea.

[@sungcho2217]

I would be Omnikinesis. Crossing my fingers for a decent side effect unlike the video.

[@LPyxel]

As long as your power is active, you have an itch on your body. The kind of itch that you can't quite locate, and you just have to scratch all over to try an find it.

[@justavivi3386]

I'm being nice today. Now you have to make appropriate sound effects for every speciffic actions while using your newfoundly powers.

[@cthuluke3472]

You also move parallel to whatever you’re trying to move with your power

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You have to do a Fortnite Dance every second you're using your powers to keep them active.

[@datmanydocris]

Yeah, as someone who worked retail for 7 years and had to regularly clean the restrooms, the women's restrooms were _almost always_ more disgusting than the men's, by far, not even close.

[@GG1315]

36:55 I don't think you realise how many R34 I follow on twitter if Elon took it down I would've rioted and kicked down his door like it was Purge season just saying I follow a lot of good people on twitter, maybe you're just on the wrong side of it

[@erikakerblom2900]

1:43

[@lordscourge9395]

Thanks Caleb

[@matthewelliott7294]

Thanks Caleb

[@lucamorgante8620]

superpower: absolute luck, I have supreme control over luck which gives me unfathomable good luck as well as the ability to take and give luck to others either broadly or specificly like luck in love, luck in wealth, luck of health and safety, ect or just luck overall.

[@MinimumRoach]

You have to eat the flesh of a baby alive every week to keep the power

[@lucamorgante8620]

@@MinimumRoach neat, thanks for such an easy side effect, thanks to absolute luck and the fact that you just said “flesh of a baby” any animals with flesh should work and will naturally find their way to me by chance.

[@dallistyler6433]

31:20 Trust me Nate you DO NOT WANT TO! IT'S A LIVING HELL!!

[@thegamingdino83]

Facts

[@ParadoxBrony]

Your right Nate, Lois isn’t real. And that’s the best part, no consequences.

[@geistgrace6452]

My superpower would be, Any damage I take is experienced by the one who hurt me.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

Everyone you care for is constantly afflicted with the urge to cause you physical harm.

[@lukegrenfell8228]

Done. Any emotional damage is reflected. Physical damage is doubled in effect.

[@geistgrace6452]

@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince So basically my entire life as is?

[@carminakeifer5388]

If we're doing superpowers, Multiversal Travel

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You can only go to multiverses where that universe's version of you is a notorious criminal that is widely hated by literally everyone there.

[@carminakeifer5388]

@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince I can work with that!

[@AstralSnowstorm6157]

36:33 Well tbf, he is kinda doing that to a degree.

[@blooky102]

The ability to transform into anything I can think of no matter if it exists or not but its not shapeshifting as I will have the abilities of whatever I transform too so its more like reality warping but only on my own self.

[@nicklausskelly7768]

You have to use it ones a day or the next time you use it you won’t be able to turn back

[@ducalien]

5:25 I'd spend the 50 million on pizza.

[@theoliveknight9361]

I'd love a superpower that just makes it so that I only need one hour of sleep a day.

[@Lore_Guytest]

But every 5 hours you don't sleep, you get teleported 50 meters closer to the nearest crocodile.

[@DemelicosHelsaint]

Superpower: Creative mode (like in Minecraft) :3

[@Elite_Defender]

you can’t fly downwards

[@radzilla1357]

Mild headaches

[@brianrigsby7900]

😊that’s absolutely tasteless. People died in that sub!

[@Enter_the_Toshiverse_1996]

Is the thing about Pokemon fanart true? I mean, I've never drawn any NSFW Pokemon fanart, it's mostly wholesome and cute fanart featuring Sonichu, but is that true? You're telling me that the Pokemon Company has legal rights to all the Pokemon fanart I've created? Does that include the ones featuring Sonic characters? Because then that would mean they'd have to get into a legal battle with Sega if they want to own those drawings...

[@deadbonetheskeleton]

With 50 million Id be smart about it and most likely build a survival bunker

[@jestapath7373]

Dad. Then, the world (charity) & my progeny/establish an empire with a purpose. Afterwards, my brother if he ever needs anything. Then, fun expenses: I just want enough to be a streamer/youtuber and develop my craft & maybe break the formula

[@supernovavoidking6169]

FREDOONTV I SAW IT

[@alyxtheexorcist]

As a super power I would want to be a Skinwalker cause you can choose what powers you want based on an animal.

[@Elite_Defender]

you can only skinwalk in larger animals

[@nofacedgoldfish6216]

1:49 Say what you will about cannibals, they'd probably be the last type of person to judge others about their dietary choices, due to being aware that they have no room to talk. I'm sure a cannibal would be more civil about how others eat than the Vegan Teacher.

[@GearHead36]

15:29 We still thirst for fictional characters because we like attractive people, fictional or real. And trust me, I've seen some examples of real people that certainly look fictional, but trust me, they're not.

[@mab2187]

Idk man, NGE Misato is a cougar.

[@WeneedabiggerEraserNOW]

For 50 mil? I would take the pill. It’s how good the years are man not how many you lived. For what I would do with the money. Probably calculate how much money I would need to live out the rest of my life, then everything else will either be for my family or be the charity route.

[@corvusgaming2379]

17:20 Actually, most men do know how to aim, but a lot of the time (this only applies to foreskin), just as you start, some of it just gets caught on the way out, and you spill a small bit. Same for when you stop, and no matter how hard you shake it, it's not gonna come out.-

[@mothified1676]

4:50 50 milion dollars is more pension than any country would give me after I turned 65, so yeah, I'd take the 50 million.

[@Jacob-2000]

3:30 id go for annual purge

[@emeralddragon2980]

See, the problem overall with the Twitter/X thing is, it wouldn't have mattered if Elon had deleted it; people would have just moved their vitriol to another platform and ruined that one. Thanks to the anonymity of the internet, people are free to spew their hatred virtually anywhere they want with little regard to consequences. And I think that's largely important, to retain that sense of freedom- since we all know by this point that all data is viewed/recorded- even if it's not completely true. As long as it's not acted on, while it's not harmless, it's at least manageable.

[@ZeRandomizor]

I would buy a bunch of gold and get a dragon costume

[@Elite_Defender]

the ability to be immovable by external forces (anything that isn’t me) (can make exceptions)

[@Koinoo-q8f]

I would pay for my families debts give them each a million and then buy a castle in Ireland

[@SuperMandibleclaw]

14:45 i hope you guys end up doing a reaction series of my adventures with superman

[@hharter8319]

You said the words I was at band practice and what went through my head was one time at band camp

[@wokenlunatic2849]

(My Superpower with Side Effects is gonna sounds like something in The Boys TV Show) Superpowers: The Power of Flight Side Effects: *AFRAID OF HIGHTS*

[@jblazer217]

The side effect if the wind is bad you will go flying

[@wokenlunatic2849]

Another One (a Dark One): The Power of not Feeling Pain The Side Effect: you slowly lost into madness and start pealing you skin off like a Banana or an Orange

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

@@wokenlunatic2849 You're kinda missing the point. You're not supposed to pick your own side effect, you're supposed to let the comments pick them. Anyways, for flight, you can fly but can't control your velocity, and for the "no pain" thing, you not only don't feel pain, but can't feel pleasurable things either, like tasting delicious food or sex.

[@skylarsworld9477]

29:19: “ he was only 17 when he had her “ *wait what the fuck

[@KusaneHexaku]

what is that *buzzer noises* on the post about femboy supposed to mean?

[@enzotheender2622]

15:45 to 16:11 is the sweetest thing ive heard so far in 2024

[@Mr-Green0]

33:51 What the hell is this context?

[@brayantorres2325]

Same here but am scared to find out what it is

[@Charle4217]

Uh... Finally got a good look at the picture. It's Neon Evangelion. More specifically, Shinji, a teenage boy, and Misato, a grown up woman, and she's trying to cheer him up with a kiss for a final fight and promises "to do the rest when he's done." However, she does during the debacle

[@DrifterXiii-0]

Put some aside for my two sisters like £5-6 mil total, for my mum and step dad £2mil and my dad and his wife (parents of my sister's) £2mil again. Than help my friends buy cheap houses. Once that's all do buy myself a house and some personal stuff

[@lightninghawk1014]

Electromagnetism generation

[@MinimumRoach]

To charge it up you have to jerk off, no lube, no spit, just raw stroking

[@danielscott5673]

1:43-

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

Thanks Caleb.

[@Jamesthemaze]

33:56 what’s this scene from?

[@FUKINDUMAS]

With 50 million dollars I'd give my mom 10 million, then i would donate 20 million to the one of us foundation, and 20 million to the sarcoma foundation of america, Technoblade never dies, FUCK CANCER

[@appo9357]

20:44 lead poisoning.

[@Gman-t9e]

It was so well until that 13:18

[@thetexanhusky]

5:26 - If I had $50 million, I'd probably donate a decent chunk of it to creators that I think could definitely use the money. I could use it to pay off any debts my family may have, splurge some of it to buy all the games (and consoles) that I want, buy better equipment (such as the best up-to-date computer you can currently buy), to name a few.

[@AlmaTheBoxG]

I came back to this, remembered the cursed Reddit question about the dude’s gaming chair, and was about to suggest something that i feel like they deserved: rubbing alcohol. It would clean the smell, but because they’re dumb enough to sit in a gaming chair naked and complain why it smells, i bet they’re dumb enough to use rubbing alcohol to get rid of the smell, only to realize it’s a bad idea once the leather cracks and falls apart >:)

[@TheEvilScotsman]

Heck, I'd be first in line for that pill. $50 million, never have to work a day for the rest of my life, and it gives a sort of defined closure and timeline to my life, given I know come 70, that's it, so best enjoy things to the maximum before then. As for the superpower, would Ki control similar to Dragon Ball be a power? Given that it forms pretty much everything they can do.

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

As for 50 million.... clear all of my debt, get a decent house with high speed internet. Get my medical stuff checked out and fixed if possible. Get myself into shape physically and pay for surgery if excess skin. Get dental and eyes fixed. Get Dad set up in a nice senior community condo in a beach of his choosing. Get investments going and all the financial stuff so I increase my return. Then have a decent allowance for myself to live comfortably with a vacation or 2 a year rest of my life. If i meet someone and have kids in the future set up college funds etc.

[@jordanhunter3375]

33:40 Addendum: 1. And you got your wife from someone else's marriage, and she did not bring that up, AT ALL (like how some NFTs that are not the same God-fucking-Mary-damn monkeys are stolen artwork) 2. And if that wife suddenly dies or is kidnapped by Somilian pirates, you ALL have to pay a queen's ransom, APIECE

[@Shythalia]

I think I'd spend the 50 million on trying to improve my health, both physical & mental. Any remainder would be spent on getting better equipment & software for digital art & animation, maybe some clothes I always wanted to wear, and I guess some food. If there's still some money left, I'd just donate it.

[@stargazer99]

With the super power one. I once had a conversation on discord and a similar meme popped up but the prompt was choose a Pokémon to become and so I said Umbreon as it’s my favorite shiny. And in response the first person to comment gave the side effect “Sunlight burns you” to which I responded “Eyyy! That’s no issue Im a creature of the night anyways” 😅😂 I really am more active at night I like going out on walks at night. And I stay inside all day(mostly)

[@yuliybekutadaten-shi8294]

perfect illusion

[@horimo8920]

I would use 50 million dollars to give to the homeless people so they can at least have a house. First, I would give them proper education that I would teach them myself, No cost!

[@Krash2o]

3:58 Yes, I've been a good boy during 26 years and have no interest in suffering for another 50+.

[@cosmicblob8799]

I replied "testicular torsion" to a bunch of the superhero comments because I'm unoriginal

[@jacobfield5227]

I reckon you guys could watch a 2 minute video and somehow, someway extend your reaction to it to 20 minutes.

[@armyboy1498]

Enuff guns and ammo to over through a small country

[@thegamingdino83]

30:59 bruh why did I only get the side effect, where dafuq is my superpower?

[@nzstump0152]

as a retail worker i can confirm womens bathrooms are messier and have more smells then the mens, i dont know why but its true

[@chrisfreeman7553]

Stay true to yourself Nick. Avoid conformity 👍

[@novastardom2689]

2:14 My nerd ass: On this Planet, you will Die. We have forseen it

[@helper_games]

5:27 late BUT, i would put 20k in a trust fund like you and use the rest of it to give my family and girlfriend the best life they can have

[@creature_god_v252]

Shape-shifting into animals with element like lightning/electricity fire ice/water ect.

[@cosmicblob8799]

testicular torsion

[@BlueRoseWolfie]

Each time you shapeshift you feel each change with excruciating pain. Like bonesbreaking and skin peeling to change shape.

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

You are immune to the element of the animal you become, but you are subjected to the pain that element causes. So becoming an electric element animal makes you feel like you're being electrocuted, fire feels like you're burning, water equals mental drowning, etc.

[@creature_god_v252]

Bottom two are good

[@genericscottishchannel1603]

Maybe if it kills you a bit after your 70th

[@evannationarmy7769]

Hey Nate, how come I don’t see you and Chad anymore? Is he busy? Edit: Also, if I got 50 million dollars, I would donate half to charity and the other half in a savings account. I don’t need too much money right now.

[@bilbogaggins9766]

E3

[@TheStrangr2112]

Oh how I missed cursed comments

[@oceanvonplayland7242]

Shapeshifting! Honestly you can transform into anything or anyone, so you gain like 50+ powers in one!

[@jblazer217]

But if that person you shapeshift to is dead you would also be dead and if that person gets hurt you will feel the pain.

[@suspicion1352]

I'm gonna regret this but also not really, but I'd choose to have the ability to manifest any weapon I own, like a weapon wheel from GTA or something like that.

[@niallotoole6893]

You have no idea what or the state of that weapon is.

[@suspicion1352]

Eh, I can live with that.

[@LeaveItToRemm]

Id buy a sandwich maybe two

[@kendricklee968]

what is the anime's name

[@panthertheif7987]

I like a dominatrix as much as the next guy , I just don't plan on making it my whole personality. Mainly just looking for a nerdy girl who can take care of herself. Plus still can't get over how many Titanic dub memes there are

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

If you are stting in a chair nude, clean yourself and put a cloth or a towel on it first.

[@Tazio1159]

What anime is that scene from

[@greenpiersystem]

20 seconds? Really? Oh wow, it took you 35 seconds to read this and decide it's okay. Thanks automod 👍🏻 -🗻

[@greenpiersystem]

Let's try this again, shall we?

[@greenpiersystem]

There should be no problem with that.

[@greenpiersystem]

Okay, wtf is wrong with a funny fact?

[@greenpiersystem]

Explain.

[@greenpiersystem]

We literally censored it.