r/Entitledparents Brat: "Let Me Copy You Or I'm Telling the Teacher!"

[@rSlash]

"If you don't let me cheat I'm going to report you to the teacher!" "Uh.... OK."

[@kimberleehernandez7251]

First comment... Surprisently Surprisently Surprisently

[@rizmiesteruae7726]

the ones that disliked are the entitled ppl in this vid

[@thatscottishguy7966]

rslash please reply to me right now or I'm going to phone an ambulance

[@caitlin_432xx8]

Ek: T! OP WONT LET ME USE THEIR ANSWERS!! T: detention. For. You. *Yeets into detention*

[@soaplegends4216]

When you do the Karen voice I feel like I want to shoot my speakers

[@sadchild5865]

"Not all heroes wear capes" And not all villains wear pants

[@ahlpym]

At least not for long

[@AliceDontCareSnickerSnack]

Yee, they wear tights.

[@nonameworm69]

XDDDD

[@RickyGExtra_TX]

I DONT WEAR HOCKEY PANTS...

[@CobraCartoon64]

That’s literally the first thought I had when watched this on my break.😂

[@cooleKinder]

EM: “Blue is not for girls!” Me: *sigh* guess I have to change my sisters veins...

[@kinghaus]

Riolin I thought we all liked black...

[@teenwolf03ad4]

BioShock refrice

[@bannerturtoise1219]

Blue use to be a girls colour and pink for lads. Don't know why it's a gendered thing, i look great with pink hair.

[@grimsville2501]

What the actual fuuu that's an nursery stereotype

[@Seventh_Shade]

Cringe Central so let me get this straight it’s unladylike to wear blue but it is Ladylike to takeoff your shirt in public where others man and woman can see

[@TetraSky]

How are you sinners for passionately hugging... If you're married? Religious extremists are insane.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married.. b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter?? c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning? d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't? e) She broke her own rule!!! f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@Fye234 By retroactively asking them not to do something after an entire month?

[@andreaulle7960]

I don’t think you could even call that a religious extremist. Just an idiot...😂

[@mista_fur3346]

Yeah, a God that can create entire universes really cares a lot about what you do...He can literally Create a person who enjoys being shit on for someone who wants to shit on people...but he's mad about what you do.

[@dwaynethewokjohnson6646]

I have seen you before. Deja vu...

[@emilybrinegar7011]

Lady really thought she could keep her married friends from being intimate. The audacity 🤣

[@natalieelson1753]

T: so your son was copying EM: *YES BUT THATS BECAUSE HES SMART* T: *on the floor crying of laughter*

[@alyssamcnally3730]

yes (so me) i would have burst out laughing and kicked her out because i'm an asshole

[@Nayo_The_Mayo]

@@alyssamcnally3730 yes i will very agree i am assssssshole i will kick him out too

[@anondecepticon]

EM: He already knows all the answers! T: Then why did he copy all the wrong ones?

[@msmagic605]

Wait... You only would copy a student's test if you a) are a moron b) just didn't study Which is you kid, Em? Every time you and your kid look at each other from that moment on... Two fking morons will be looking at each other.

[@fenorlex1126]

I'm a Witch Hunter, and I am the best at kicking anyone's ass. Just look at the _basic boots._

[@GiordanDiodato]

EM: "Blue is not for girls!" OP: "well, crop tops aren't for witches" as a wise man once said: "You have the right to remain *BURNED!* "

[@bigboy-mn9en]

Life isn't for entitled parents, but here we are

[@Seventh_Shade]

Giordan Diodato “burned”? Burned at the stake Heh heh get it ... cause she’s a witch haheh

[@Rqyano]

R/murderedbywords

[@melonsquirrel7389]

@@Seventh_Shade XD

[@jeremygoslin8864]

Isuapig I was just going to say that

[@serjmatee]

"blue is not for girls!" "okay well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here." *D E S T R U C T I O N 1 0 0*

[@guestythebloofin]

*OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH*

[@sanstheskeleton612]

*G E T N A E NAE'D*

[@hiworld8658]

Oof stones

[@joutakujo2256]

Kaboom

[@YeetMaster5678]

Chaotic evil, nat 20 for roasting

[@justingeorge7090]

Entitled Adult: “blue is a boy’s color” Everyone: *Facepalms*

[@GabyorDew]

Something along the lines of “Thank you so much lady for enforcing sexism on your children, it is greatly appreciated when people like you act like they are 7” would be what I’d say to that woman

[@tamarangarriott917]

Glitched nice

[@redblushinrose]

@Glitched bravo 👏👏

[@pusheenowo703]

Ikr, I'm a girl and blue is one of my fav colours lmao.

[@robloxgamegamer69]

i do like blue and im a boy

[@stardustcomet4714]

EP: "Blue is not for girls!" OP: "Well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here..." Me: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh!!!"

[@WillieManga]

Me: That's an insult to witches. Also me: She may not be a witch but she still got burned like one! AYYYYYYYY!

[@fionaayers3798]

Except I’m a witch and wear crop tops... *does not compute*

[@Silverserri]

Not enough aloe vera in the WORLD for that burn...

[@treesome3979]

Fakest story in all of reddit

[@DiamondYoshi101]

The Police are supposed to stop murders not cause them!

[@25Erix]

EP: blue isn't for girls. Me: *laughs in 1950's when blue was the girl's color and pink/red was the boy's color*

[@amityreynolds3326]

Jana Lybarger it was thought blue was a dainty color

[@brofighter4820]

Am i the only one who didnt knoe that

[@joxzsh9553]

It was earlier

[@paulamanning5053]

*LAUGHS MANIACALLY IN BLUE*

[@francisknives2099]

I think it was little bit earlier than that

[@frozenfusion6072]

I remember one time when I saw someone cheating on a quiz, they were sitting near me and we were pretty much in the back corner of the room, so I deliberately called the teacher over to ask a few random questions about the quiz. I managed to keep her right next to me and the guy for pretty much all the time we had on the quiz to finish it lol. Got two people in trouble that day.

[@swaggersouls2492]

T: so your son was copying op?? EM: YES!?!?! T: *starts wheezing*

[@aaronorsomethinggaming5699]

Boooooooop

[@return4590]

Tis nothing but a scratch

[@mrcreeperknight2812]

Nice to see a swaggersouls fan

[@swaggersouls2492]

@@mrcreeperknight2812 ty mate

[@MmmmDregs]

Mrcreeperknight 28 honestly

[@Dokattak]

"Don't have s**." - Gets mad at others for that. - Gets pregnant. *Nice going.*

[@Dokattak]

@@alyssamcnally3730 Great! All the more hypocritical(not you). Forgive me if I spelled it wrong :(

[@PeterAuto1]

@@alyssamcnally3730 but the rule was that you don't have sex 1 month before the party

[@DinosaurNick]

@@PeterAuto1 Didn't she say no sex for 1 month before and 2 or 3 weeks after? And then she ends up being 5 weeks pregnant. That math isn't adding up.

[@animationlife8955]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@humanarian]

I would say... that EM got rather _fucked up._

[@approachingetterath9959]

fun fact: there was a time when blue was the girl's color and pink was for boys because pink is more striking while blue is more reserved.

[@DeadlyRivfader]

I think it depends on from where you are. Im from Sweden and I think thats still the thing here.

[@Mothlord03]

Sources

[@voxxieoz.animation4320]

Stonks.

[@inky5574]

Too much pink energy is dangerous as Zordon says

[@paulamanning5053]

69th like

[@mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286]

the guy who took off that ED's pants is literally the bravest guy i heard about, if it was jojo he would totally have a stand

[@TJDious]

I've seen this happen twice. Once at a store I worked at.

[@mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286]

@@TJDious i see

[@rachelfox8108]

If blue is not for girls and girls aren't allowed to "wear blue", how does this lady reconcile the fact that the Virgin Mary is always depicted wearing blue?

[@darkenedabyss7808]

I'm not religious but you make a VERY good point lol

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@darkenedabyss7808 Same and I'm just now noticing that

[@thedarkestkinghtstar]

Not to mention, didn't she have a cart full of alcohol? Lady's probably an alcoholic, I'm more concerned about her kid, does the poor kid have food?

[@darkenedabyss7808]

@@chibiprussia5574 very interesting

[@darkenedabyss7808]

@@thedarkestkinghtstar and true, she doesn't want this girl to set a bad example, but gets she is buying a load of booze

[@yaki._.soba268]

EM: “Blue is not for girls” Me: **Walks in wearing all black** Ok

[@titanictnt7476]

Oh, are you like me? I wear black because... Well, it's for a reason that I don't tell many people, but... I look good in black! I don't tell people because they don't ask.

[@catsmith8520]

Literally same. Wonder what EMs think of that 😂 xxx

[@doubledare4535]

@Katie Dyer r/woooosh

[@moved.6963]

Blue is _______________? Me: *a goddamn color*

[@aaronkeith6370]

I where black for exercise

[@marsh919]

EM: "Blue is not for girls!" Me: Guess I gotta change my nail color, veins, and eye color. ;/

[@theblevinator]

I'm not a stickler, but I have OCD, so your misspelling of veins kind of annoys me. I'm sorry if I sound rude.

[@marsh919]

@@theblevinator Oops, I accidentally pressed the a instead of the e. Thanks for correcting me! ^^

[@SammPlaysGames]

I like purple and I'm a boi

[@bean6882]

@@SammPlaysGames Purple is awesomeee!! ALL COLOURS ARE AWESOMEEEEEEE

[@SammPlaysGames]

@@bean6882 yaaaassss boi

[@Peter-hx3im]

I'm pretty sure the cashier at the mall knows it is OP that pantsed the angry annoying dad, but was pretending not to recognize OP so she didn't have to report that OP returned to the scene of the crime.

[@briciusd.8478]

Anyone else notice that fittingly Entitled Dad when abbreviated can also be read as Erectile Dysfunction?

[@amy-dn2xq]

nice

[@noimdirt]

*wheezes again*

[@china_good8239]

Bricius D. tf

[@golfie46]

Bricius D. No my mind is cleaner I believe

[@taosterproductions7210]

It all makes sense...

[@bingiebingus]

EM: "blue is not for girls!" Me: *sigh* "guess i gotta change my eye color :/ oh well." Edit: Hah- i figured out i was transgender lmao. Im a boy now lol

[@ashleyholland896]

Same, well kinda. I have grey eyes, that have blue in them. Guess we have to get contacts? I'm gonna get rainbow. Wait, do they have a rainbow without blue? 😹

[@gamerepicgamer2519]

“But casual brown is a boy color, Witch”

[@jellyfisshh1119]

*EM VOICE INTENSIFIES* Guess we gotts remove blue from girls eyes. And the rainbow. Cus its not a girlcolor and rainbows are for girls

[@B_bang22]

It's gimmy hpw back in mideval times pimk was a boys color and blue was a girls

[@ramirogonzalez5664]

If she even changed she had to do in front of the boy and I guess that a good influence and blue for girls are not I like dumb people logic

[@manu.k862]

Em: CHANGE YOUR SHIRT! OP: Oh yeah sure I’ll just change into another shirt I always have with me while getting groceries.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

Of course, I mean I carry round a pair of scissors in case someone tells me that long hair isn't masculine, because once they tell me that… well, pfft… it's basically the law.

[@muhamedhani4419]

@N/A nah fam you wrong af. Normal people carry machetes, longswords, broadswords, scythes, etc. to chop their luscious chops off because if an EP says that they has to it becomes the divine decree of God himself.

[@quizzlie]

Wait, you want me to take off my shirt right here in public? Well I have some disturbing news, my bra is blue, too. Wait, does this mean girls can't wear blue jeans, only impractical pink crinoline skirts as they wait for their betrothed to come home from the Civil War?

[@MissSallyB1]

can you imagine if OP had decided to go braless that day, PANNNNNdemonium.

[@PeoplePhobia47]

@@MissSallyB1 mmmm just the EMs face (totally not a n y t h i n g else)

[@swepli]

I loved the puppy bloopers. I accidentally one time started baby talking to my cat during a Zoom meeting and everybody saw me petting him, but not speaking. I showed and talked about him for a good ten seconds before shutting my cameras off for the rest of the week.

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

"Crop tops are not for witches, but you're here!" Me: "Ohhhh! Burn!"

[@LaraGroll]

Literally 😂😂

[@israelslavens6778]

*GET NAE NAE'D*

[@ohnoe7751]

Sick burn u need some aloe Vera for that?

[@altinayhatice50]

*Apply cold water to the burned area*

[@alonsoaballay4671]

*ROAST 100*

[@kayngray9749]

EM: You're wearing a blue shirt?! I'm calling the police Police: 911 what's your emergency EM: this young woman is wearing a blue shirt. Police: hangs up

[@FlashQuatsch]

Police woman wearing blue shows up

[@derpyshiba4047]

Police: *not dealing with this shit today*

[@kayngray9749]

e 🤷‍♂️

[@israelslavens6778]

The police: *N O B O D Y C A R E S ! ! !*

[@mahmudur1771]

The biggest crime of all time, women wearing blue - Karen

[@yourtypicalwolf1096]

"blue is not a girl color" oh well, i guess i have to throw all my clothes away

[@movedchannelscuzscrewthiso2296]

YourTypicalWolf oh, and change my eye color XD

[@Allmight_Kitty]

And I will have to tell my employer to change the color of his work clothes for the women. Seriously, Karen needs a caretaker. She only gets hurt when she's talking to a smarter person. Butthurt.

[@ultrabigfella]

Imagine what it's like for guys that like pink.

[@msmagic605]

I'd blue isn't a stereotypical girl color, go back to the time of 1700-1800 (I think that's the correct time frame). Pink was a stereotypical GUY color back then.

[@weltonvillegal6258]

Ditto on both. My favorite color and my eye color.

[@Beliar275]

The thing about the copying test answers made me remember my first years of school - only with the genders reversed .. I (m) got the near perfect scores - and my not that bright female neighbor would copy everything she could read - so at one point I started to put the subjects' book between our sheets so she couldnt look at my test papers. Now add in the problematic teacher we had back then - her rule seemed to be 'God gave ME the A-grade, girls can get B - boys are reserved for C and worse' - despite how good our tests actually were, she was adamant that no boy could be more intelligent than the girl next to him. Second problem - I had a big accident short after xmas in my first year of school and missed ~15 weeks where the teacher begrudgingly had to let me pass the class although the doctor and my parents had to intervene - the teacher wanted me to fail - and now in just the second year I had the audacity to call her bluff with girls better than boys ( my grades circled around A- - hers around B or B-) The teacher didnt like that I put my book there - so I botched the next test. The girl copied everything and thus made it apparent who copied - The teacher had me volunteer helping another class mate with some difficulties in math and the teacher made me do it because I was far ahead with the stuff - Afterwards the girl was placed on another table (we had generally 2 seat tables) and my "punishment" was sitting alone .. which was a blessing

[@blueclaws9894]

I love how Yugo basically talks to you. It honestly sounds like a legit pupper conversation you two have from time to time. Absolutely adorable! Also a sign you're an excellent pet owner.

[@mikuryuu5396]

Entitled mom: (attempts to blame Op) Op: (pulls out uno reverse) card no U Entitled mom: *accidentally admits their child was cheating.* Me: *cha cha real smooth*

[@tide-podchan8861]

*Nows time to get f u n k y* TO THE RIGHT NOW-

[@beaminyo_rblx]

And yet the mother didn't say it as an accident...

[@milarasarethi2144]

One hop this time-

[@averagepeep]

Eyyyy, 69 bois

[@gamerman6243]

This comment needs *WAY* more likes XD

[@DrewGJackson]

“Blue is not for girls!” It was until about a hundred years ago. Blue was a girl’s colour and pink was a boy’s colour. About a hundred years ago it flipped to the way we know it now, blue for boys and pink for girls.

[@krispywallaby3960]

it doesn't really matter, I just like the colours

[@grimsville2501]

That used to be a nursery stereotype

[@bobatealily]

I thought it was red for boys and blue for girls back then?

[@krispywallaby3960]

@@bobatealily same, until I started liking blue and thought I was gay, but actually sexists were just fricking with me. Colors aren't gender appropriate.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Tf though with that, why does a fucking color have gender

[@elliedear9534]

3:24 yikes when your 9 and 11 year old children start telling you off for disrespecting someone, you really need to look at yourself and wonder where you went wrong.

[@riddle9064]

"not all heros wear capes" Me: "and supervillains know to never wear cargo shorts"

[@diggietydog458]

Riddle did u copy it from “sad child”?

[@shadowwolflycan6176]

@@diggietydog458 welcome to the internet.

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

The four types of EPs: SCREAMER give discount Complaints! K a r e n

[@chanelman5614]

What seperates a karen and all of them combined?

[@calebcommisso9093]

@@chanelman5614 because Karen does m o r e

[@theodore23sanchez]

5. Color-conservative

[@blorblin]

@Colin Shaw terfs who think they're leftist and progressive but they're mega bigots. Also conservative moms who hate minorities etc.

[@goldexp4329]

@Colin Shaw Is it bad that I heard this like one of those power ranger transformations but just Karen voices of differing octaves.

[@sallywinston5305]

Married couple: *passionately hugging happily* EM: *crashes in like the giant Kool Aid man* SINNERS!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! *Somewhere in the nearest police station* Police: *gets the call* Not again....

[@Dovah22]

Sally Winston i can actually see this a a robot chicken sketch.

[@Persephone.Underworld]

EM: Blue isn't a girls color Me: Back in the old days, about a hundred years ago maybe more, the ladies would wear BLUE dresses, a white apron, and a white bonnet, so blue is both a boy color and a girl color but colors don't even have to be assigned a gender cause that's quite sexist EM: (Completely speechless) Me: My work here is done 😎

[@CTMKD]

😎

[@Ash-uo8sp]

😎👍

[@Boypogikami132]

😎👍🏻

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I would say "Does that mean Beauty and the Beast is a gay love story?" Because Disney's Belle wears a lot of blue. She wears pink too, of course, as well as red, green and of course gold, but still, the first thing we see her in is a blue dress.

[@fongjasper8206]

I'd ask her about orange, yellow, grey and maybe purple, then again she would prob make some bs ass answer

[@aeeruu]

Instead of ordering ED complains about *HE AND THE BOYS* were in line for.

[@muhamedhani4419]

ED be like: Me and the boys *getting gamer pantsed*

[@NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump]

For that last story, I don't even know how these people who had sex within marriage can be considered sinners, I'm not aware of any religion that bans marital sex lmao, usually its the other way around that is a sin (sex outside marriage)

[@thehiddenninja3428]

a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married.. b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter?? c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning? d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't? e) She broke her own rule!!! f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

[@LuckyStalag13]

Some more extreme Roman Catholics believe you should only have sex when you're trying to get pregnant and anything else is a sin. It's odd, but it exists.

[@cocoidiea8643]

Also the hypocrite broke her own rule if she was five weeks pregnant two weeks after the party.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

What a weirdo!!

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@LuckyStalag13 Huh. In that case, she's not _entirely_ a hypocrite. But all the other couples could just claim that they're trying (and failing), or just claim that they're not doing it anyway. EM will have no way of knowing.

[@kristianperkovic399]

If only EM knew blue was historically a girls color. If she heard that, I think she'd get an aneurism

[@hadrianbuiltawall9531]

An aneurism requires a brain so shes entirely safe

[@darthsauron8052]

HAdrian builtawall 😂 😂 😂

[@evildustmite25]

or that young boys around toddler age also wore dresses

[@uhPeely]

Šuti Kristiane.

[@Tomsonic41]

Before he retired, my father used to be an examiner. He came up with a genius method to stop cheaters - by creating 3 different versions of the exam paper with slightly different values for the calculations! That way, if you copied from the person sitting next to you, your answers would be wrong...

[@chasebh89]

"Not all heroes wear capes" And apparently not all villains wear pants

[@jacencade4019]

But girls can't wear blue

[@kittenmimi5326]

Psssh lol

[@quasiquasi6873]

@Piink kitten HOW DARE YOU THATS UNLADYLIKE TAKE IT OFF AND POSSIBLY SHOW YOUR FUCKING BODY TO THE GROCERY STORE EVEN THOUGH YOUR UNDERAGE (possibly dont want to assume)

[@jamesprince8264]

Dangit, you beat me to the comment

[@WillieManga]

Watch it, you're gonna burn his pants! Oh wait..

[@simply.eccedentesiast]

"Not all girls wear dresses" And some boys don't wear shirts

[@edqueally]

And some wear no skin

[@simply.eccedentesiast]

And this is why I barely check my emails.

[@starladreddits9908]

And some don't wear pants

[@teenwolf03ad4]

True true true

[@nokobantroopa5176]

King George III now that’s kinda racist

[@grimmstales8296]

She knows it’s not a sin to “passionately hug”(lol) your spouse right?

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

The first order god has given to man was to i n c r e a s e p o p u l a t i o n and rule over all animals and the entire earth. It´s written in the first book. Poor sister needs to listen to her father a bit more.

[@WillieManga]

Apparently she does since she was OVER A MONTH PREGNANT! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@jay2coolfau]

Is sex that isn't for the purpose of creating children allowed?

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@jay2coolfau As long as it's not adultery and you're married, it's not a sin in the bible

[@xryeau_1760]

Elitist "Christians" consider anything they don't like to be a sin. I'm honestly convinced people like her aren't even Christian and only use the label of the religion to form a moral high-ground over others to feel better about herself.

[@Shannessa]

12:15 Me, a 16 year old girl rocking my navy blue uniform hoodie, teal blue leggings chilling in my baby blue living room playing Pokémon sword with neon blue switch controllers: I don’t think so lady

[@bubblesdarke5226]

Entitled parents and puppy bloopers, my day is perfect now.

[@bellelelelelele4002]

"come home, let's have some Netflix and chill" no no no, the actual term is "come home, let's do _passion hugging"_

[@beaminyo_rblx]

PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!! it came one episode too late sooooo I'm suing you for the puppybloopers you *_DIDN'T_* give us.

[@krims0n605]

It was Yugo was being a good pupper and not interrupting

[@plumb356]

@@krims0n605 no to be honest it's the opposite cause he is supposed to be annoying

[@krims0n605]

@@plumb356 Fair enough lol

[@gobme]

Sir/mam you cannot sue this person or your claim will be thrown out of the window or off the balcony

[@gobme]

@@plumb356 not annoying its known as CCUUUTTTTEEEEE

[@chronm1372]

Achoo! Well I mean this Comment is at least More Creative than Saying "First"

[@bleebluo]

Bless you u-u

[@babyk326]

True

[@LiciaMejia1988]

Bless you •w•

[@mreggsplays2080]

Excuse Me BUT HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME (It's A Joke Bless You Though UwU)

[@AJDaniels5298]

I honestly thought this said "School" misspelled with an A. Guess I need to put my glasses on.

[@RaiineCloudz]

*hears dog at the end* *starts to really wanna see that cute sounding lil puppy*

[@sofiadimaggio2152]

Itzjust_Izzytheweeb he did a face reveal

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Imagine if she saw a dude in a pink shirt. Probably give her a heart attack.

[@SammPlaysGames]

Well,if I ever see her I know what color to wear

[@tiaramitta4734]

* a guys is wearing pink * EM :*screeches* WhY aRe yoU wEarIng ThaT Pink Is fOr Girrrlssss * EM proceeds to have a seizure *

[@joyflameball]

Damien from Mean Girls is trembling xD

[@dhedetry8571]

My school literally gave us pink t-shirt for a study tour when i was in grade 5 elementary school. No exception, everyone wore the pink t-shirt

[@bigshoe4785]

wait until pink shirt day comes around

[@thatlycantomboy]

I remember a kid used to try to cheat off of me in eighth grade, so I did the marking answers wrong thing. He failed science. For some reason, he asked me to write an English paper for him. I was a bit of a teacher’s pet though, so the teacher immediately looked into it when I told her, and the kid was suspended. I wonder what he’s doing now.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

My mind immediately went to, xeroxing manuscripts by hand, he's been training since 8th grade

[@13bgunbunny42]

He is probably flipping burgers at a fast food place.

[@what8219]

FOR SOME REASON wonder why

[@marithekitty]

i did that once too

[@claytongreen2876]

You're one liners to sum up the stories are absolute gold

[@donutman.]

MISSED OPPORTUNITY HE should have said not all VILLANS wear PANTS!

[@kaonashi1390]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

[@donutman.]

TRUtH.

[@danmarsh7985]

I think most people were thinking that lol

[@niasaw]

Probably

[@alexisdoellinger9027]

My video started buffering after he said “not all hero’s wear capes” and I legitimately thought he’d say “but not all villains wear pants” 😂

[@ameliakrogh9467]

"we talked about the new zelda game coming out" *happiness noises*

[@noimdirt]

YAS AMELIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@sirrayman113lechannel8]

*happy link noises*

[@achilles4154]

Which one links awakening or botw 2

[@nearearthsatsuma634]

Links awakening for me

[@DeadGhost307]

Nice mohawk. But my old mohawk was better

[@miku_lol.3950]

Me: Exists Entitled parent: My son deserves your soul so give it TO HIM NOW!!!

[@ayyylmao101]

Joke's on her, I don't *have* one

[@ismaelgonzales3076]

Me: I sold to the devil, so if I give it to your son thwn he will take my punishment and I will be stuck on limbo Me: *dies* How low can you go * actually playing limbo*

[@Kaninjäveln]

@@ayyylmao101 Ginger or sold it to the devil?

[@msmagic605]

Sorry, consult my dad on that (he jokes he's the Devil himself). Or you can just not be a fking moron and realize you just asked me to commit suicide.... If I go down, you and all the morons are coming down with me. Em, when do you prefer to die?

[@sparklight0964]

Me: Not today Satan, not today.

[@princess7strawberry]

It took me a bit to wrap my head around that last rule (from the last story), but then it hit me: she didn’t want anyone else announcing a pregnancy and delivering a baby around the same time she did. This is a strong contender for dumbest entitlement that I’ve ever heard.

[@apmotionbyandyphoto650]

I love when you break character and bust out laughing.

[@CTMKD]

b u s t

[@moony2543]

@@CTMKD *_b u s t o u t_*

[@riolin9466]

"Blue is a boy's color" the other colors: are we a joke to you?

[@SammPlaysGames]

I like purple and I'm a boi

[@COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q]

The council will now decide your fate EM. We have chosen to subject you to 100 people telling you how you have a lower iq then the total amount of your friends.

[@moony2543]

@@SammPlaysGames blue is a part of purple....although, red is also, and purple is its own color

[@chaosreaver3597]

Historical, pink was masculine because it was associated with blood, and thus warfare and blue was associated with femininity because it was the colour worn by the virgin Mary apparently. I find it kind of hilarious. For some reason these gendered colours were switched.

[@ilyaa643]

@@SammPlaysGames yes me too. add some dark grey and 👌

[@exoxeblue8566]

The copying one reminded me of something, I sat near an absolute tormentor who would do nothing but cheat cheat cheat on anything he could. I reported him multiple times to my teacher, because he would deliberately wind me up by shoving the answers under my nose when i was trying to work and ignore him. I was told 'it doesnt affect you' [which it DID]. The final time i lost my temper and reported it yet again to the teacher. I was yelled at. Good logic 👌.

[@grigormilov5771]

One time the boy behind me was cheating and i told the teacher and she said "It's because he doesn't know" in my head i was like "Oh shit no i didn't knew that"

[@ikramhakimimohdhassan7276]

Not all teachers are educators. That's the problem

[@HappilyHomicidalHooligan]

OP is lucky that the Food Court ED wasn't going Commando or that could have gotten unpleasant REAL quick...

[@marschallblucher6197]

"Blue is not a girls color" *Shows Painting of Prince Edward wearing pink* (In the old days Pink was a guys color since it's a light red and British Militias wore red and blue was for girls since it represents calm feeling I guess...)

[@laynsgames]

Nadun Appu you are correct but it also symbolizes strength and power😊

[@DeadDemon-vg1sj]

Painting not panting

[@marschallblucher6197]

@@DeadDemon-vg1sj thx I've made the change.

[@Burn_Angel]

@@laynsgames So the brits used to think pink meant strength? Heh.

[@laynsgames]

Burn Angel pink in general is a color meaning strength soooooo whatever ya say bud

[@raeannegarcia804]

When RSlash said "Not all hero's wear capes", I literally busted out laughing. All I could think was "And not all villains wear pants". 😂😂

[@raeannegarcia804]

@Megan Manthei all I commented was what I thought.

[@raeannegarcia804]

@i et pens lmao I didn't even look at the comments 🙄🙄

[@pettatax]

Fake, a comment that is the same thing is higher and hearted

[@SammPlaysGames]

Me too

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Not gonna lie... that title is nostalgic for me. I heard and said that quote so many times in 1st and 2nd grade.

[@kazekori9593]

Hi tails

[@icicle_ai9748]

Sup tails

[@TheGreatCooLite]

*generic creepy reply aimed toward tails*

[@brunoivan9849]

HI AGAIN MY COMRADE

[@NewClearBomb]

Oof

[@unknowngamer37415]

After the food court story when he said not all heroes were capes it seems not all villain should wear shorts😂

[@doomslayerenjoyingsometea4111]

* me watching storys about entitled parents * My brain: „Ah shit, here we go again.“

[@mista_fur3346]

You're like homer? Your brain and you are two different people?

[@mista_fur3346]

You can stay, but I'm out of here.....

[@icyspartans9526]

ME WATCHING THIS AGINE BY HEAD:AH SHIT HE WE GO AGINE I WATCH THIS 2 TIME IN MY BRAIN:AH SHIT WW2 ALL OVER AGINE

[@ethanpangyiheng]

Worst place in the world

[@thomasarchived246]

@@icyspartans9526 what's Agine??? U mean again?

[@jacencade4019]

Can't tell you how many times I've used the intentionally make wrong answers to get cheaters caught trick. Works every time.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

In math class, kids wished they could copy me to cheat. But when you complete the test in record times because you are racing another kid that is on your level, they are lucky if they get 3 answers copied.

[@bigboichris5743]

@@OmniscientWarrior r/iamverysmart

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

@@OmniscientWarrior Like an asian in america I apologise for racism, this comment is for commedic purpuses only, please don´t sew me.

[@bigboichris5743]

@@Dark_Slayer3000 sew🤣🤣🤣

[@kpl3757]

@@Dark_Slayer3000 r/boneappletea

[@TheY2AProblem]

“Croptops aren’t for witches, but you’re here.” DAMN SON!!!

[@MikaOverslept]

Smart how after the first story he put an add right there and not just interrupt the story in the middle.Thank you! 😚😌✨🎀

[@DizzybyNature]

that first story was great.. but when the guy joined and pushed ED.. well, thats when a great story turns into an epic narrative.. i was laughing so hard i had people come in from the other room to see whats up..

[@BestBES]

Fun fact: "Pink for girls and blue for boys" didn't start to happen until around the 1940s. Companies wanted to force families to have to buy two different outfit sets, toys, etc. for their children, therefore making more money Edit: Also, pink was originally the masculine color because it was considered to be a "stronger" color

[@thehiddenninja3428]

Indeed. Because deep reds used to be for kings, so light red was for princes

[@Ikajo]

Yup. And blue was a feminine colour because it was soft and gentle. It is kind of weird to separate colour by gender anyway. Colours don't have genders...

[@sadpotato3386]

It's just a whole silly conception, separating forms of clothing/colors/toys/jobs by gender.. they don't have one

[@icicle_ai9748]

@@Boundwithflame23lol

[@icicle_ai9748]

Thank you

[@regi5594]

When the heck did Karen learn shadow clone jitsu!?

[@funnymufflerjerkypalboobookeys]

They will just be stronger in the Area 51 raid...

[@worldwatcher6999]

What's with the name Karen?

[@taosterproductions7210]

She didn’t use Kage no Bushin Jutsu, she used Taiju Kage no Bushin Jutsu

[@Elliot-the-queer]

From a Sensei most likely Karen's mother Karen.

[@MrOof-ob8uw]

@@worldwatcher6999 Its an Anonymous female Name Mostly a dumbass person

[@julzyahunter8419]

I just want to say, “crop-tops aren’t for witches, but your here” is one of the BEST lines I have ever heard, and I will be honouring this by quoting it, good comeback btw

[@cartiaking3377]

blue was actually the colour for girls, and pink for boys. it was changed in one of the world wars. but either way, it’s 2019. ffs

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Pink was the boy color because it was a light red. Red was the masculine color, but lack of "color guards" they faded. Funny enough, red is still considered a masculine color, and pink is just light red. But as a kid, I liked the color purple the most and some kids would try to pick on me calling it a girl color. Like, if blue is boy and red is girl, the purple should be neutral. However, it is a color of being rich or royalty.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

@@OmniscientWarrior it's a colour of royally because in ancient Greece, getting enough of it to dye a toga costs far too much for anyone who wasn't the emperor

[@theinternetofficer6594]

@@cediviannareeda4305 whats that icon next to your name?

[@expertpanda7523]

I agree I’m a boy and have a wear pink

[@theinternetofficer6594]

@masuku aight thanks for the info

[@WayWardWonderer]

Why are people gate keeping colors and genders? WHO. CARES?

[@DeadDemon-vg1sj]

I know it's a color so why would anyone Care

[@mammutkung]

Everyone should wear black its a neutral color nobody can have a problem with that

[@aidanchilvers5724]

Obviously entitled mothers

[@historyliker]

@@mammutkung If it's summer time than no ty. I'd rather wear white or something so I'm less hot

[@Burn_Angel]

I'm colour blind, so if there's anyone who literally can't care about colors, it's me.

[@denji6975]

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.

[@monkeynumbernine]

Thanks for that 🤩 The entire song rolled right through my brain 😂

[@SammPlaysGames]

nine mine too...but to the tune of megalovania from undertale

[@sincerecinnamon]

@@SammPlaysGames XD now im imagine papyrus singing it in tune to bonetrousle thank you

[@hannahokel5519]

If the lady told me to switch my shirt because blue is not a girls color I would tell her that crop tops aren't for 80 year olds.

[@jesus8017]

Op: So you're want to copy my things or steal? Ek: **yes**

[@lorylolly2548]

"EK wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed" Me, a someone who likes memes: "Proudly singing All Star"

[@melonsquirrel7389]

HAHAHHA

[@theblevinator]

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead.

[@batterylife7793]

@@theblevinator lOsEr DaNcE

[@curtisfranzen986]

OH thanks so much, now I have that song stuck in my head, and want to watch Shrek.LOL!!

[@GTSE2005]

@@theblevinator Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming, fed to the rules and I hit the ground running, didn't make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

[@mimmi3434]

"Let me copy you!" *Secretly does all the work wrong on purpose* Yup here you go 'kind' sir

[@lieutenantnitewolf3337]

The fact that entitled dad had that coming is hilarious. The lesson is dont be entitled. The other lesson is dont be entitled around a group of people who are sick of your attitude.

[@archive3967]

The story where the guys pansied a guy needs to be are leader for the storm to Area 51

[@josephg9226]

GhostTron he’ll Pants all the Area 51 Guards

[@muhamedhani4419]

@@josephg9226 lol true

[@muhamedhani4419]

The aliens will be so scared that they'll pantse themselves.

[@dekudelirious3880]

Nice profile pic were can I download it? Lol 2 b 4 real I like it ( also just so u know I didn't copy you it's a coincidence)

[@beaminyo_rblx]

51 likes o_O

[@mammonshimbohusband6247]

"Blue is not for girls!" Me: *Looks down at my outfit* Me: ... Me: *Turns and walks away without a word* Mind: Boi I wear blue almost every day

[@devak6698]

DrawinWithYou Wait What about blue so Dark it’s almost black

[@noimdirt]

rip XD

[@mammonshimbohusband6247]

@@devak6698 Yeah, I mean it would pass since it is blue.

[@_.dak._]

Sameeee

[@AyaC76]

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[@ardaokyay5799]

"Umm why ya are in detention?" "A kid did'nt let me copy his test." "LOL,KIDS THESE DAYSSS.."

[@branadammng]

Arda Okyay u copied this boomer

[@jackson-a-box3946]

“Honey, I’m going to the store!” “Ok, don’t forget your spare t-shirt!”

[@memeliciousletmemesbrighte4150]

Ahhhh here you are again. Was just listening to an old vid from you (the long divorce revenge story) And another oviously great video appears. btw...its is interesting to see that there are over 100 comments in something over 200 views. Awesome!!!

[@dokzu2741]

Memelicious[let memes brighten your life] oh that revenge story was great I loved it lol

[@jibinator3958]

It is not its is

[@WillieManga]

AKA, the best one.

[@Tree_Guardian]

Guys new plan we are no longer rushing Area 51 we are now rushing KZbin hq and monetizing rSlash’s Vids THEY CANT STOP US ALL

[@ElizabethJerianVlogs]

Ashton 333 yes

[@janecalep9452]

Or we rush Area 51 then use the government's computers there to monetize his vids.

[@therealone3536]

Jane Calep we’ll find rslashes monetized videos there

[@nathanboyd9825]

My favorite parts of all videos is when there is puppy bloopers

[@hrki_tk]

6:20 “OP, some heroes don’t wear capes” (RSlash) Yeah and some villains don’t wear pants

[@plumb356]

Day 7 Of asking rSlash to replace swear words with Yugo Barking

[@justafan5437]

Mattis Ljungberg YEET

[@plumb356]

@@justafan5437 what

[@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast]

I have never seen u comment this on any other vids but... *SEEMS LEGIT*

[@plumb356]

@@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast you don't need to believe me.

[@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast]

@@plumb356 i believe u thats why i said *SEEMS LEGIT*

[@CashHungryCanadian]

Fiona: No you may not use my balcony EP: It says that i can in my contract *Shrek comes home*: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY BALCONY!?!?

[@jamiekerr9019]

JellyGoat23 lol

[@tamarangarriott917]

“Blue is a boys color!” *Angry Tomboy noises*

[@bigboy-mn9en]

Pretty much.

[@genshinlife34]

Lmao

[@ink-sane8603]

TRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUE

[@Anagh1701]

Lolololol

[@pukacup]

when I made this reply I was wearing a blue dress

[@thecat2618]

the new saying for me is "not all vilians have evil capes some have really big cargo pants"

[@animeace7667]

It was about 4ish years ago when I was at the park and I was playing at a PUBLIC PARK that was gifted to the Base Housing in Florida. It was a weird looking park, with a climbing wall blocking the sun out from a seat that we usually sit on to cool off. A Entitled Girl was hot and ordered me to get off the seat so she could cool down. I said no, but got up a few minutes after to go back to playing on a spinning seat. She’d sat down and noticed how I was having fun, yet getting cooled off. She ordered me off that too, so I told her off. Me-“This is a public park, you don’t own it!” Her-“YOU BRAT!” And she raced home. She was like, 2 years younger than me and I thought she was gone so I went back to chilling, then she came back with her mom and her mom argued with my saying how I should share with her daughter, I explained how I had JUST got on and how she didn’t own the park. I was getting really mad, so I told her off too. “You really let your daughter think she owns everything?! You’re a really bad mom!” She got enraged and asked me where my mom worked, me being taught to tell people that immediately, I did. “Grow financial K.” K is what we’ll call my mom. She went there and I went home since I got too hot. My mom came how a few minutes later and got mad at me and grounded me for a month. She apparently got yelled out at her work and when she cooled down, she asked me what fully happened. I got 3 weeks of grounding. It was worth it

[@koolkitty8320]

Is no one gonna talk about the puppy bloopers?!? That was so fricken adorable like holy heck

[@y33t23]

7:54 Sadly that's how it works. You tell the teacher your version first, and you'll always be the one that told the truth.

[@reloadtoad8473]

That how mafia work

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

EK: She's just trying to blame it on me! OP: Well, you're just trying to blame it on me, but you were the one copying so why shouldn't I return the favour?

[@marko-pk6qt]

Her:"well crop tops arent for witches but your here." Me: *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH*

[@passione2937]

@Shrek is disappointed in your Recent actions i read that as yoda pants and got confused lol

[@akaza9730]

Welp time to call an ambulance

[@aswitchfan7198]

Me: *exists* Entitled mom: HoW dArE yoU???

[@constantgaming2275]

GIVE MY SON YOUR LIFE HE DESERVES IT HE'S SMART AND WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO WITH IT ANYWAY!!!!!

[@msmagic605]

... btch what?

[@zyrillesadventurei5104]

You:*SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH*

[@izz-e-8685]

A Banshee Em:GIVE ME YOUR SOUL WE ARE GOING TO DIE OF HUNGER GIVE IT TO US YOU DONT NEED IT TO LIVE **loudest banshee scream**

[@Dewani90]

reminds me of a boss of a very entitled female employee that regarded even being talked to as "sexual harassment", one day she saw her boss just standing around looking at the office and told him... EFE: Boss, that's sexual harassment! Bossman: my existence is???

[@akira2939]

14:54 « and we talked about the new Zelda game coming out » i see you’re a man of culture as well

[@michaelmartinez4985]

Yes yes

[@israelslavens6778]

Ben drowned: I see you're a man of culture as well

[@therealwmtliam]

fuck yes

[@michelletarango4487]

😂

[@micahs_hot]

The perfect thing to have said after “not all heroes wear capes.” Would have been “and not all villains wear pants.”