r/Entitledparents Brat: "Let Me Copy You Or I'm Telling the Teacher!"

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r/Entitledparents This entitled brat has an incredibly stupid plan. First, he copies OP's test answers. Then, he blames OP for copying his homework. And finally, when OP gives the entitled brat the wrong answers, he tells his mommy, who complains to the teacher! WTF? Lady, you just confessed to the teacher that your son cheated. What is wrong with you?
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[@rSlash]

"If you don't let me cheat I'm going to report you to the teacher!" "Uh.... OK."

[@kimberleehernandez7251]

First comment... Surprisently Surprisently Surprisently

[@rizmiesteruae7726]

the ones that disliked are the entitled ppl in this vid

[@thatscottishguy7966]

rslash please reply to me right now or I'm going to phone an ambulance

[@caitlin_432xx8]

Ek: T! OP WONT LET ME USE THEIR ANSWERS!! T: detention. For. You. *Yeets into detention*

[@soaplegends4216]

When you do the Karen voice I feel like I want to shoot my speakers

[@sadchild5865]

"Not all heroes wear capes" And not all villains wear pants

[@ahlpym]

At least not for long

[@AliceDontCareSnickerSnack]

Yee, they wear tights.

[@nonameworm69]

XDDDD

[@RickyGExtra_TX]

I DONT WEAR HOCKEY PANTS...

[@CobraCartoon64]

That’s literally the first thought I had when watched this on my break.😂

[@TetraSky]

How are you sinners for passionately hugging... If you're married? Religious extremists are insane.

[@thehiddenninja3428]

a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married.. b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter?? c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning? d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't? e) She broke her own rule!!! f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@Fye234 By retroactively asking them not to do something after an entire month?

[@andreaulle7960]

I don’t think you could even call that a religious extremist. Just an idiot...😂

[@mista_fur3346]

Yeah, a God that can create entire universes really cares a lot about what you do...He can literally Create a person who enjoys being shit on for someone who wants to shit on people...but he's mad about what you do.

[@dwaynethewokjohnson6646]

I have seen you before. Deja vu...

[@casperacy]

"blue is not for girls!" "okay well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here." *D E S T R U C T I O N 1 0 0*

[@guestythebloofin]

*OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH*

[@sanstheskeleton612]

*G E T N A E NAE'D*

[@hiworld8658]

Oof stones

[@joutakujo2256]

Kaboom

[@YeetMaster5678]

Chaotic evil, nat 20 for roasting

[@emilybrinegar7011]

Lady really thought she could keep her married friends from being intimate. The audacity 🤣

[@cooleKinder]

EM: “Blue is not for girls!” Me: *sigh* guess I have to change my sisters veins...

[@kinghaus]

Riolin I thought we all liked black...

[@teenwolf03ad4]

BioShock refrice

[@bannerturtoise1219]

Blue use to be a girls colour and pink for lads. Don't know why it's a gendered thing, i look great with pink hair.

[@grimsville2501]

What the actual fuuu that's an nursery stereotype

[@isuapig6705]

Cringe Central so let me get this straight it’s unladylike to wear blue but it is Ladylike to takeoff your shirt in public where others man and woman can see

[@approachingetterath9959]

fun fact: there was a time when blue was the girl's color and pink was for boys because pink is more striking while blue is more reserved.

[@DeadlyRivfader]

I think it depends on from where you are. Im from Sweden and I think thats still the thing here.

[@Mothlord03]

Sources

[@voxxieoz.animation4320]

Stonks.

[@inky5574]

Too much pink energy is dangerous as Zordon says

[@paulamanning5053]

69th like

[@mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286]

the guy who took off that ED's pants is literally the bravest guy i heard about, if it was jojo he would totally have a stand

[@TJDious]

I've seen this happen twice. Once at a store I worked at.

[@mightythehalfsaiyanhedgeho7286]

@@TJDious i see

[@Peter-hx3im]

I'm pretty sure the cashier at the mall knows it is OP that pantsed the angry annoying dad, but was pretending not to recognize OP so she didn't have to report that OP returned to the scene of the crime.

[@nathanmorgan7949]

"Let me copy off you, or I'm telling the teacher!" "You really didn't think this through, did you?"

[@melonsquirrel7389]

BIG BRAIN TIME

[@rltb_riley]

69th like. Nice

[@baranjan6969]

If he wasn't an idiot he didn't need to copy in first place

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

Mission failed

[@TheManiac_196]

WE'LL GET EM NEXT TIME

[@GiordanDiodato]

EM: "Blue is not for girls!" OP: "well, crop tops aren't for witches" as a wise man once said: "You have the right to remain *BURNED!* "

[@bigboy-mn9en]

Life isn't for entitled parents, but here we are

[@isuapig6705]

Giordan Diodato “burned”? Burned at the stake Heh heh get it ... cause she’s a witch haheh

[@Rqyano]

R/murderedbywords

[@melonsquirrel7389]

@@isuapig6705 XD

[@jeremygoslin8864]

Isuapig I was just going to say that

[@frozenfusion6072]

I remember one time when I saw someone cheating on a quiz, they were sitting near me and we were pretty much in the back corner of the room, so I deliberately called the teacher over to ask a few random questions about the quiz. I managed to keep her right next to me and the guy for pretty much all the time we had on the quiz to finish it lol. Got two people in trouble that day.

[@elliedear9534]

3:24 yikes when your 9 and 11 year old children start telling you off for disrespecting someone, you really need to look at yourself and wonder where you went wrong.

[@natalieelson1753]

T: so your son was copying EM: *YES BUT THATS BECAUSE HES SMART* T: *on the floor crying of laughter*

[@alyssamcnally3730]

yes (so me) i would have burst out laughing and kicked her out because i'm an asshole

[@Nayo_The_Mayo]

@@alyssamcnally3730 yes i will very agree i am assssssshole i will kick him out too

[@anondecepticon]

EM: He already knows all the answers! T: Then why did he copy all the wrong ones?

[@msmagic605]

Wait... You only would copy a student's test if you a) are a moron b) just didn't study Which is you kid, Em? Every time you and your kid look at each other from that moment on... Two fking morons will be looking at each other.

[@datkhornedog899]

I'm a Witch Hunter, and I am the best at kicking anyone's ass. Just look at the _basic boots._

[@25Erix]

EP: blue isn't for girls. Me: *laughs in 1950's when blue was the girl's color and pink/red was the boy's color*

[@amityreynolds3326]

Jana Lybarger it was thought blue was a dainty color

[@brofighter4820]

Am i the only one who didnt knoe that

[@joxzsh9553]

It was earlier

[@paulamanning5053]

*LAUGHS MANIACALLY IN BLUE*

[@francisknives2099]

I think it was little bit earlier than that

[@Persephone_Productions]

EM: Blue isn't a girls color Me: Back in the old days, about a hundred years ago maybe more, the ladies would wear BLUE dresses, a white apron, and a white bonnet, so blue is both a boy color and a girl color but colors don't even have to be assigned a gender cause that's quite sexist EM: (Completely speechless) Me: My work here is done 😎

[@CTMKD]

😎

[@Ash-uo8sp]

😎👍

[@Boypogikami132]

😎👍🏻

[@sweedra7899]

I loved the puppy bloopers. I accidentally one time started baby talking to my cat during a Zoom meeting and everybody saw me petting him, but not speaking. I showed and talked about him for a good ten seconds before shutting my cameras off for the rest of the week.

[@rachelfox8108]

If blue is not for girls and girls aren't allowed to "wear blue", how does this lady reconcile the fact that the Virgin Mary is always depicted wearing blue?

[@darkenedabyss7808]

I'm not religious but you make a VERY good point lol

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@darkenedabyss7808 Same and I'm just now noticing that

[@thedarkestkinghtstar]

Not to mention, didn't she have a cart full of alcohol? Lady's probably an alcoholic, I'm more concerned about her kid, does the poor kid have food?

[@darkenedabyss7808]

@@chibiprussia5574 very interesting

[@darkenedabyss7808]

@@thedarkestkinghtstar and true, she doesn't want this girl to set a bad example, but gets she is buying a load of booze

[@swaggersouls2492]

T: so your son was copying op?? EM: YES!?!?! T: *starts wheezing*

[@aaronorsomethinggaming5699]

Boooooooop

[@return4590]

Tis nothing but a scratch

[@mrcreeperknight2812]

Nice to see a swaggersouls fan

[@swaggersouls2492]

@@mrcreeperknight2812 ty mate

[@MmmmDregs]

Mrcreeperknight 28 honestly

[@Beliar275]

The thing about the copying test answers made me remember my first years of school - only with the genders reversed .. I (m) got the near perfect scores - and my not that bright female neighbor would copy everything she could read - so at one point I started to put the subjects' book between our sheets so she couldnt look at my test papers. Now add in the problematic teacher we had back then - her rule seemed to be 'God gave ME the A-grade, girls can get B - boys are reserved for C and worse' - despite how good our tests actually were, she was adamant that no boy could be more intelligent than the girl next to him. Second problem - I had a big accident short after xmas in my first year of school and missed ~15 weeks where the teacher begrudgingly had to let me pass the class although the doctor and my parents had to intervene - the teacher wanted me to fail - and now in just the second year I had the audacity to call her bluff with girls better than boys ( my grades circled around A- - hers around B or B-) The teacher didnt like that I put my book there - so I botched the next test. The girl copied everything and thus made it apparent who copied - The teacher had me volunteer helping another class mate with some difficulties in math and the teacher made me do it because I was far ahead with the stuff - Afterwards the girl was placed on another table (we had generally 2 seat tables) and my "punishment" was sitting alone .. which was a blessing

[@princess7strawberry]

It took me a bit to wrap my head around that last rule (from the last story), but then it hit me: she didn’t want anyone else announcing a pregnancy and delivering a baby around the same time she did. This is a strong contender for dumbest entitlement that I’ve ever heard.

[@stardustcomet4714]

EP: "Blue is not for girls!" OP: "Well, crop tops aren't for witches, but you're here..." Me: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh!!!"

[@WillieManga]

Me: That's an insult to witches. Also me: She may not be a witch but she still got burned like one! AYYYYYYYY!

[@fionaayers3798]

Except I’m a witch and wear crop tops... *does not compute*

[@Silverserri]

Not enough aloe vera in the WORLD for that burn...

[@treesome3979]

Fakest story in all of reddit

[@DiamondYoshi101]

The Police are supposed to stop murders not cause them!

[@pozhiratel]

EM: "blue is not for girls!" Me: *sigh* "guess i gotta change my eye color :/ oh well." Edit: Hah- i figured out i was transgender lmao. Im a boy now lol

[@ashleyholland896]

Same, well kinda. I have grey eyes, that have blue in them. Guess we have to get contacts? I'm gonna get rainbow. Wait, do they have a rainbow without blue? 😹

[@gamerepicgamer2519]

“But casual brown is a boy color, Witch”

[@jellyfisshh1119]

*EM VOICE INTENSIFIES* Guess we gotts remove blue from girls eyes. And the rainbow. Cus its not a girlcolor and rainbows are for girls

[@B_bang22]

It's gimmy hpw back in mideval times pimk was a boys color and blue was a girls

[@ramirogonzalez5664]

If she even changed she had to do in front of the boy and I guess that a good influence and blue for girls are not I like dumb people logic

[@Shannessa]

12:15 Me, a 16 year old girl rocking my navy blue uniform hoodie, teal blue leggings chilling in my baby blue living room playing Pokémon sword with neon blue switch controllers: I don’t think so lady

[@chronm1372]

Achoo! Well I mean this Comment is at least More Creative than Saying "First"

[@bleebluo]

Bless you u-u

[@snacc9940]

True

[@feliciafigueroa7708]

Bless you •w•

[@mreggsplays2080]

Excuse Me BUT HOW DARE YOU STEAL FROM ME (It's A Joke Bless You Though UwU)

[@AJDaniels5298]

I honestly thought this said "School" misspelled with an A. Guess I need to put my glasses on.

[@Dokattak]

"Don't have s**." - Gets mad at others for that. - Gets pregnant. *Nice going.*

[@Dokattak]

@@alyssamcnally3730 Great! All the more hypocritical(not you). Forgive me if I spelled it wrong :(

[@PeterAuto1]

@@alyssamcnally3730 but the rule was that you don't have sex 1 month before the party

[@DinosaurNick]

@@PeterAuto1 Didn't she say no sex for 1 month before and 2 or 3 weeks after? And then she ends up being 5 weeks pregnant. That math isn't adding up.

[@animationlife8955]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@humanarian]

I would say... that EM got rather _fucked up._

[@thecat2618]

the new saying for me is "not all vilians have evil capes some have really big cargo pants"

[@Tomsonic41]

Before he retired, my father used to be an examiner. He came up with a genius method to stop cheaters - by creating 3 different versions of the exam paper with slightly different values for the calculations! That way, if you copied from the person sitting next to you, your answers would be wrong...

[@justingeorge7090]

Entitled Adult: “blue is a boy’s color” Everyone: *Facepalms*

[@GabyorDew]

Something along the lines of “Thank you so much lady for enforcing sexism on your children, it is greatly appreciated when people like you act like they are 7” would be what I’d say to that woman

[@tamarangarriott917]

Glitched nice

[@redblushinrose]

@Glitched bravo 👏👏

[@pusheenowo703]

Ikr, I'm a girl and blue is one of my fav colours lmao.

[@robloxgamegamer69]

i do like blue and im a boy

[@yakisoba5849]

EM: “Blue is not for girls” Me: **Walks in wearing all black** Ok

[@titanictnt7476]

Oh, are you like me? I wear black because... Well, it's for a reason that I don't tell many people, but... I look good in black! I don't tell people because they don't ask.

[@catsmith8520]

Literally same. Wonder what EMs think of that 😂 xxx

[@doubledare4535]

@Katie Dyer r/woooosh

[@moved.6963]

Blue is _______________? Me: *a goddamn color*

[@aaronkeith6370]

I where black for exercise

[@Persephone3X]

6:20 “OP, some heroes don’t wear capes” (RSlash) Yeah and some villains don’t wear pants

[@dimsufferer9951]

Honestly though, screw that teacher for not trying to get the full story before handing out punishment. That's like publishing a completely wrong theory because you didn't feel like looking at your specimens a bit longer.

[@briciusd.8478]

Anyone else notice that fittingly Entitled Dad when abbreviated can also be read as Erectile Dysfunction?

[@amy-dn2xq]

nice

[@noimdirt]

*wheezes again*

[@china_good8239]

Bricius D. tf

[@golfie46]

Bricius D. No my mind is cleaner I believe

[@taosterproductions7210]

It all makes sense...

[@marsh919]

EM: "Blue is not for girls!" Me: Guess I gotta change my nail color, veins, and eye color. ;/

[@theblevinator]

I'm not a stickler, but I have OCD, so your misspelling of veins kind of annoys me. I'm sorry if I sound rude.

[@marsh919]

@@theblevinator Oops, I accidentally pressed the a instead of the e. Thanks for correcting me! ^^

[@SammPlaysGames]

I like purple and I'm a boi

[@bean6882]

@@SammPlaysGames Purple is awesomeee!! ALL COLOURS ARE AWESOMEEEEEEE

[@SammPlaysGames]

@@bean6882 yaaaassss boi

[@Darkgon101]

"Passionately hugged" I swear to christ, KZbin going all 1984 on their monetization policies has really neutered everyone.

[@ozeldo7021]

i watch this channel for so long that i don't say s3x anymore.just _passionaly hug_

[@lieutenantnitewolf3337]

The fact that entitled dad had that coming is hilarious. The lesson is dont be entitled. The other lesson is dont be entitled around a group of people who are sick of your attitude.

[@manu.k862]

Em: CHANGE YOUR SHIRT! OP: Oh yeah sure I’ll just change into another shirt I always have with me while getting groceries.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

Of course, I mean I carry round a pair of scissors in case someone tells me that long hair isn't masculine, because once they tell me that… well, pfft… it's basically the law.

[@muhamedhani4419]

@N/A nah fam you wrong af. Normal people carry machetes, longswords, broadswords, scythes, etc. to chop their luscious chops off because if an EP says that they has to it becomes the divine decree of God himself.

[@quizzlie]

Wait, you want me to take off my shirt right here in public? Well I have some disturbing news, my bra is blue, too. Wait, does this mean girls can't wear blue jeans, only impractical pink crinoline skirts as they wait for their betrothed to come home from the Civil War?

[@MissSallyB1]

can you imagine if OP had decided to go braless that day, PANNNNNdemonium.

[@PeoplePhobia47]

@@MissSallyB1 mmmm just the EMs face (totally not a n y t h i n g else)

[@donutman.]

MISSED OPPORTUNITY HE should have said not all VILLANS wear PANTS!

[@kaonashi1390]

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!

[@donutman.]

TRUtH.

[@danmarsh7985]

I think most people were thinking that lol

[@sensorydeprivationgaming]

Probably

[@alexisdoellinger9027]

My video started buffering after he said “not all hero’s wear capes” and I legitimately thought he’d say “but not all villains wear pants” 😂

[@claytongreen2876]

You're one liners to sum up the stories are absolute gold

[@crashboxsinofstars2865]

The bloopers are W H O L E S O M E

[@simply.eccedentesiast]

"Not all girls wear dresses" And some boys don't wear shirts

[@edqueally]

And some wear no skin

[@Redby19]

@@edqueally and some wear no skeleton

[@simply.eccedentesiast]

And this is why I barely check my emails.

[@starladreddits9908]

And some don't wear pants

[@teenwolf03ad4]

True true true

[@TimBurtonPrincess]

"Crop tops are not for witches, but you're here!" Me: "Ohhhh! Burn!"

[@LaraGroll]

Literally 😂😂

[@israelslavens6778]

*GET NAE NAE'D*

[@ohnoe7751]

Sick burn u need some aloe Vera for that?

[@altinayhatice50]

*Apply cold water to the burned area*

[@alonsoaballay4671]

*ROAST 100*

[@micahs_hot]

The perfect thing to have said after “not all heroes wear capes.” Would have been “and not all villains wear pants.”

[@bobogus7559]

"Two weeks later she was found to be 5 weeks pregnant." That would mean she became pregnant (aka, passionately hugged) _3_ weeks before the birthday party. Since 3 weeks is less than a month, EM was in violation of her own rule.

[@yoshithepyrosaur9690]

The four types of EPs: SCREAMER give discount Complaints! K a r e n

[@chanelman5614]

What seperates a karen and all of them combined?

[@calebcommisso9093]

@@chanelman5614 because Karen does m o r e

[@theodore23sanchez]

5. Color-conservative

[@blorblin]

@Colin Shaw terfs who think they're leftist and progressive but they're mega bigots. Also conservative moms who hate minorities etc.

[@goldexp4329]

@Colin Shaw Is it bad that I heard this like one of those power ranger transformations but just Karen voices of differing octaves.

[@kayngray9749]

EM: You're wearing a blue shirt?! I'm calling the police Police: 911 what's your emergency EM: this young woman is wearing a blue shirt. Police: hangs up

[@FlashQuatsch]

Police woman wearing blue shows up

[@derpyshiba4047]

Police: *not dealing with this shit today*

[@kayngray9749]

e 🤷‍♂️

[@israelslavens6778]

The police: *N O B O D Y C A R E S ! ! !*

[@mahmudur1771]

The biggest crime of all time, women wearing blue - Karen

[@m_matobo745]

EM: “Blue is not a girls color-“. Cinderella: “ Am I a Joke to you?”

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Cinderella's dress was white in the 1950 movie, actually. Jasmine, Belle and Ariel all wear blue during their movie. And I guess Cinderella's nightdress and hair ribbon are blue. Snow White has royal blue in her outfit, Aurora's dress is blue when it's not pink, and all of these princesses except Snow (who also wears pink in one scene) were created after the pink girl, blue boy thing was made up (1940s). So if EM came across Beauty and the Beast, would she not let her kid watch it because she thinks Belle should go nude before she wears her blue dress? I'd start talking Elsa here because her outfit is icy blue, but you could argue white there, too.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

EK: She's just trying to blame it on me! OP: Well, you're just trying to blame it on me, but you were the one copying so why shouldn't I return the favour?

[@plumb356]

Day 7 Of asking rSlash to replace swear words with Yugo Barking

[@justafan5437]

Mattis Ljungberg YEET

[@plumb356]

@@justafan5437 what

[@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast]

I have never seen u comment this on any other vids but... *SEEMS LEGIT*

[@plumb356]

@@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast you don't need to believe me.

[@ali-aninjarobloxianpokemonmast]

@@plumb356 i believe u thats why i said *SEEMS LEGIT*

[@yourtypicalwolf1096]

"blue is not a girl color" oh well, i guess i have to throw all my clothes away

[@movedchannelscuzscrewthiso2296]

YourTypicalWolf oh, and change my eye color XD

[@Allmight_Kitty]

And I will have to tell my employer to change the color of his work clothes for the women. Seriously, Karen needs a caretaker. She only gets hurt when she's talking to a smarter person. Butthurt.

[@ultrabigfella]

Imagine what it's like for guys that like pink.

[@msmagic605]

I'd blue isn't a stereotypical girl color, go back to the time of 1700-1800 (I think that's the correct time frame). Pink was a stereotypical GUY color back then.

[@weltonvillegal6258]

Ditto on both. My favorite color and my eye color.

[@whisperva8235]

7:52 Well... So much for the "No tolerance" policy

[@mr.flatcap4197]

The first story made me smile evilly when he got to the pantsing part

[@kristianperkovic399]

If only EM knew blue was historically a girls color. If she heard that, I think she'd get an aneurism

[@hadrianbuiltawall9531]

An aneurism requires a brain so shes entirely safe

[@darthsauron8052]

HAdrian builtawall 😂 😂 😂

[@evildustmite25]

or that young boys around toddler age also wore dresses

[@uhPeely]

Šuti Kristiane.

[@DrewGJackson]

“Blue is not for girls!” It was until about a hundred years ago. Blue was a girl’s colour and pink was a boy’s colour. About a hundred years ago it flipped to the way we know it now, blue for boys and pink for girls.

[@krispywallaby3960]

it doesn't really matter, I just like the colours

[@grimsville2501]

That used to be a nursery stereotype

[@bobatealily]

I thought it was red for boys and blue for girls back then?

[@krispywallaby3960]

@@bobatealily same, until I started liking blue and thought I was gay, but actually sexists were just fricking with me. Colors aren't gender appropriate.

[@basicallystevenuniverse511]

Tf though with that, why does a fucking color have gender

[@musiclover4208]

"Blue is not for girls!" So, we supposed to be the Barbie Doppelgangers?

[@jackson-a-box3946]

“Honey, I’m going to the store!” “Ok, don’t forget your spare t-shirt!”

[@aeeruu]

Instead of ordering ED complains about *HE AND THE BOYS* were in line for.

[@muhamedhani4419]

ED be like: Me and the boys *getting gamer pantsed*

[@mikuryuu5396]

Entitled mom: (attempts to blame Op) Op: (pulls out uno reverse) card no U Entitled mom: *accidentally admits their child was cheating.* Me: *cha cha real smooth*

[@tide-podchan8861]

*Nows time to get f u n k y* TO THE RIGHT NOW-

[@MycoolGaming]

And yet the mother didn't say it as an accident...

[@milarasarethi2144]

One hop this time-

[@averagepeep]

Eyyyy, 69 bois

[@gamerman6243]

This comment needs *WAY* more likes XD

[@unknowngamer37415]

After the food court story when he said not all heroes were capes it seems not all villain should wear shorts😂

[@ravenmontano9988]

Sign the petition to have curse words replaced with yugo borks

[@chasebh89]

"Not all heroes wear capes" And apparently not all villains wear pants

[@jacencade4019]

But girls can't wear blue

[@kittenmimi5326]

Psssh lol

[@quasiquasi6873]

@Piink kitten HOW DARE YOU THATS UNLADYLIKE TAKE IT OFF AND POSSIBLY SHOW YOUR FUCKING BODY TO THE GROCERY STORE EVEN THOUGH YOUR UNDERAGE (possibly dont want to assume)

[@jamesprince8264]

Dangit, you beat me to the comment

[@WillieManga]

Watch it, you're gonna burn his pants! Oh wait..

[@blueclaws9894]

I love how Yugo basically talks to you. It honestly sounds like a legit pupper conversation you two have from time to time. Absolutely adorable! Also a sign you're an excellent pet owner.

[@thenewfarm789]

he would say"miss OP won't let me cheat on the test!"

[@kryaasteria4538]

absolutely obsessed w that one op... like he was really like "hmmmmm.... dont wanna get in a fight... dont wanna throw punches.... let's pants him!!!" that's my kind of logic

[@RaiineCloudz]

*hears dog at the end* *starts to really wanna see that cute sounding lil puppy*

[@sofiadimaggio2152]

Itzjust_Izzytheweeb he did a face reveal

[@NazbolCaliphDonaldaddeenTrump]

For that last story, I don't even know how these people who had sex within marriage can be considered sinners, I'm not aware of any religion that bans marital sex lmao, usually its the other way around that is a sin (sex outside marriage)

[@thehiddenninja3428]

a) I've indeed never heard of it being a sin to do it while married.. b) Why does she care about others doing it in a long time before and after the party? Why does it matter?? c) Even if they wanted to follow the rule, how could they know not to when they didn't have enough warning? d) How could EM possibly even know if the other couples did it and just said they didn't? e) She broke her own rule!!! f) She blocked them all? Great, they won't have to hear from her again

[@LuckyStalag13]

Some more extreme Roman Catholics believe you should only have sex when you're trying to get pregnant and anything else is a sin. It's odd, but it exists.

[@cocoidiea8643]

Also the hypocrite broke her own rule if she was five weeks pregnant two weeks after the party.

[@lifewuzonceezr]

What a weirdo!!

[@thehiddenninja3428]

@@LuckyStalag13 Huh. In that case, she's not _entirely_ a hypocrite. But all the other couples could just claim that they're trying (and failing), or just claim that they're not doing it anyway. EM will have no way of knowing.

[@paden1865able]

Dear entitled people of the world, kindly FOAD, thanks. Oh, wait, if they did that then I would have less entertainment options... puppy bloopers, yay!

[@sgtspartan5104]

“Passionate hugging” can’t wait to use that every time I’m talking about the no-no times.

[@grimmstales8296]

She knows it’s not a sin to “passionately hug”(lol) your spouse right?

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

The first order god has given to man was to i n c r e a s e p o p u l a t i o n and rule over all animals and the entire earth. It´s written in the first book. Poor sister needs to listen to her father a bit more.

[@WillieManga]

Apparently she does since she was OVER A MONTH PREGNANT! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@jay2coolfau]

Is sex that isn't for the purpose of creating children allowed?

[@chibiprussia5574]

@@jay2coolfau As long as it's not adultery and you're married, it's not a sin in the bible

[@xryeau_1760]

Elitist "Christians" consider anything they don't like to be a sin. I'm honestly convinced people like her aren't even Christian and only use the label of the religion to form a moral high-ground over others to feel better about herself.

[@sallywinston5305]

Married couple: *passionately hugging happily* EM: *crashes in like the giant Kool Aid man* SINNERS!!! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!! *Somewhere in the nearest police station* Police: *gets the call* Not again....

[@Dovah22]

Sally Winston i can actually see this a a robot chicken sketch.

[@MikaLuvssYou]

Smart how after the first story he put an add right there and not just interrupt the story in the middle.Thank you! 😚😌✨🎀

[@engine4628]

"blue is not for girls" welp, guess my friend gotta throw away her school shirt

[@ramirezthesilvite]

Imagine if she saw a dude in a pink shirt. Probably give her a heart attack.

[@SammPlaysGames]

Well,if I ever see her I know what color to wear

[@tiaramitta4734]

* a guys is wearing pink * EM :*screeches* WhY aRe yoU wEarIng ThaT Pink Is fOr Girrrlssss * EM proceeds to have a seizure *

[@joyflameball]

Damien from Mean Girls is trembling xD

[@dhedetry8571]

My school literally gave us pink t-shirt for a study tour when i was in grade 5 elementary school. No exception, everyone wore the pink t-shirt

[@bigshoe4785]

wait until pink shirt day comes around

[@thatlycantomboy]

I remember a kid used to try to cheat off of me in eighth grade, so I did the marking answers wrong thing. He failed science. For some reason, he asked me to write an English paper for him. I was a bit of a teacher’s pet though, so the teacher immediately looked into it when I told her, and the kid was suspended. I wonder what he’s doing now.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

My mind immediately went to, xeroxing manuscripts by hand, he's been training since 8th grade

[@13bgunbunny42]

He is probably flipping burgers at a fast food place.

[@what8219]

FOR SOME REASON wonder why

[@marithekitty]

i did that once too

[@hannahokel5519]

If the lady told me to switch my shirt because blue is not a girls color I would tell her that crop tops aren't for 80 year olds.

[@ovni2295]

Rewatching this video. Something I didn't think about the first time, but in one of the storeis, OP is like "I didn't want to say anything because I didn't want to be called a snitch." Bruh. That's the shit they gaslight you with in school so they can do whatever you want. Never, ever be afraid of telling the truth.

[@bellelelelelele4002]

"come home, let's have some Netflix and chill" no no no, the actual term is "come home, let's do _passion hugging"_

[@marschallblucher6197]

"Blue is not a girls color" *Shows Painting of Prince Edward wearing pink* (In the old days Pink was a guys color since it's a light red and British Militias wore red and blue was for girls since it represents calm feeling I guess...)

[@laynsgames]

Nadun Appu you are correct but it also symbolizes strength and power😊

[@DeadDemon-vg1sj]

Painting not panting

[@marschallblucher6197]

@@DeadDemon-vg1sj thx I've made the change.

[@Burn_Angel]

@@laynsgames So the brits used to think pink meant strength? Heh.

[@laynsgames]

Burn Angel pink in general is a color meaning strength soooooo whatever ya say bud

[@akhilavemana4129]

with a stupid plan like that i can see why the kid would want to copy OP

[@ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss65]

6:21 *"And I never said you were one."*

[@bubblesdarke5226]

Entitled parents and puppy bloopers, my day is perfect now.

[@riddle9064]

"not all heros wear capes" Me: "and supervillains know to never wear cargo shorts"

[@diggietydog458]

Riddle did u copy it from “sad child”?

[@shadowwolflycan6176]

@@diggietydog458 welcome to the internet.

[@hardy_cosmic1893]

Rslash: not all hero's wear capes Me: not all EP's wear pants

[@horvslvpercal5134]

We need more puppybloopers. Period.

[@ameliakrogh9467]

"we talked about the new zelda game coming out" *happiness noises*

[@noimdirt]

YAS AMELIA YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[@sirrayman113lechannel8]

*happy link noises*

[@achilles4154]

Which one links awakening or botw 2

[@nearearthsatsuma634]

Links awakening for me

[@DeadGhost307]

Nice mohawk. But my old mohawk was better

[@miku_lol.3950]

Me: Exists Entitled parent: My son deserves your soul so give it TO HIM NOW!!!

[@ayyylmao101]

Joke's on her, I don't *have* one

[@ismaelgonzales3076]

Me: I sold to the devil, so if I give it to your son thwn he will take my punishment and I will be stuck on limbo Me: *dies* How low can you go * actually playing limbo*

[@Clownkov]

@@ayyylmao101 Ginger or sold it to the devil?

[@msmagic605]

Sorry, consult my dad on that (he jokes he's the Devil himself). Or you can just not be a fking moron and realize you just asked me to commit suicide.... If I go down, you and all the morons are coming down with me. Em, when do you prefer to die?

[@sparklight0964]

Me: Not today Satan, not today.

[@nerdly745]

“Crop tops aren’t for witches but your here” *Hello? 911? We need the burn unit opened! This Karen just got roasted!*

[@ChompyMage851]

When you said not all heroes where capes I was expecting you to say “and not all villains where pants”

[@WayWardWonderer]

Why are people gate keeping colors and genders? WHO. CARES?

[@DeadDemon-vg1sj]

I know it's a color so why would anyone Care

[@mammutkung]

Everyone should wear black its a neutral color nobody can have a problem with that

[@aidanchilvers5724]

Obviously entitled mothers

[@historyliker]

@@mammutkung If it's summer time than no ty. I'd rather wear white or something so I'm less hot

[@Burn_Angel]

I'm colour blind, so if there's anyone who literally can't care about colors, it's me.

[@MycoolGaming]

PUPPY BLOOPERS!!!! it came one episode too late sooooo I'm suing you for the puppybloopers you *_DIDN'T_* give us.

[@krims0n605]

It was Yugo was being a good pupper and not interrupting

[@plumb356]

@@krims0n605 no to be honest it's the opposite cause he is supposed to be annoying

[@krims0n605]

@@plumb356 Fair enough lol

[@gobme]

Sir/mam you cannot sue this person or your claim will be thrown out of the window or off the balcony

[@gobme]

@@plumb356 not annoying its known as CCUUUTTTTEEEEE

[@idfkhowtodraw6678]

EM: blue is not for girls! OP: aight. *proceeds to strip* would you like me to take off my jeans and sneakers too?

[@aMxx-]

14:51 NO JOKE! As soon as he mentioned Zelda I got an add for Hyrule Warriors, age of Calamity

[@riolin9466]

"Blue is a boy's color" the other colors: are we a joke to you?

[@SammPlaysGames]

I like purple and I'm a boi

[@COOLIOVONJULIO-u2q]

The council will now decide your fate EM. We have chosen to subject you to 100 people telling you how you have a lower iq then the total amount of your friends.

[@moony2543]

@@SammPlaysGames blue is a part of purple....although, red is also, and purple is its own color

[@chaosreaver3597]

Historical, pink was masculine because it was associated with blood, and thus warfare and blue was associated with femininity because it was the colour worn by the virgin Mary apparently. I find it kind of hilarious. For some reason these gendered colours were switched.

[@ilyaa643]

@@SammPlaysGames yes me too. add some dark grey and 👌

[@jacencade4019]

Can't tell you how many times I've used the intentionally make wrong answers to get cheaters caught trick. Works every time.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

In math class, kids wished they could copy me to cheat. But when you complete the test in record times because you are racing another kid that is on your level, they are lucky if they get 3 answers copied.

[@bigboichris5743]

@@OmniscientWarrior r/iamverysmart

[@Dark_Slayer3000]

@@OmniscientWarrior Like an asian in america I apologise for racism, this comment is for commedic purpuses only, please don´t sew me.

[@bigboichris5743]

@@Dark_Slayer3000 sew🤣🤣🤣

[@kpl3757]

@@Dark_Slayer3000 r/boneappletea

[@kellyrayburn4093]

On that last story, I would have attended. And then in a day or two sent her a text saying, "Oh, by the way, my husband and I just broke your rule about no nookie. And we will again later on today. Don't institute rules you can't enforce." But then I have always been very assertive and am not afraid of conflict. To the contrary, I enjoy conflict with people who deserve it.

[@miniup]

“Blue isn’t for girls”. Blue butterflies? Blue dots? Blue dresses? Blue flowers? Ya sure?

[@archive3967]

The story where the guys pansied a guy needs to be are leader for the storm to Area 51

[@josephg9226]

GhostTron he’ll Pants all the Area 51 Guards

[@muhamedhani4419]

@@josephg9226 lol true

[@muhamedhani4419]

The aliens will be so scared that they'll pantse themselves.

[@dekudelirious3880]

Nice profile pic were can I download it? Lol 2 b 4 real I like it ( also just so u know I didn't copy you it's a coincidence)

[@MycoolGaming]

51 likes o_O

[@cartiaking3377]

blue was actually the colour for girls, and pink for boys. it was changed in one of the world wars. but either way, it’s 2019. ffs

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Pink was the boy color because it was a light red. Red was the masculine color, but lack of "color guards" they faded. Funny enough, red is still considered a masculine color, and pink is just light red. But as a kid, I liked the color purple the most and some kids would try to pick on me calling it a girl color. Like, if blue is boy and red is girl, the purple should be neutral. However, it is a color of being rich or royalty.

[@cediviannareeda4305]

@@OmniscientWarrior it's a colour of royally because in ancient Greece, getting enough of it to dye a toga costs far too much for anyone who wasn't the emperor

[@theinternetofficer6594]

@@cediviannareeda4305 whats that icon next to your name?

[@expertpanda7523]

I agree I’m a boy and have a wear pink

[@theinternetofficer6594]

@masuku aight thanks for the info

[@racoonnoises5054]

EM: "Blue isn't a girl's color!" * sigh * I guess I have to repaint my bedroom walls, get rid of all of my jeans (which, by the way, is the only kind of pants I wear, besides pajama pants), get rid of the expensive dress I wore to my cousin's wedding, get my dog a new collar, buy new bedding, and change my eye color...

[@jessicaedwin5358]

“Op, not all heroes wear capes” And not all entitled dads wear properly fitting cargo shorts that are hard to tear off