r/Entitledparents "I Like Your Infant More, So Let's Trade Babies!"

r/Entitledparents In today's story, OP's aunt is an insane entitled woman who care about her social standing more than anything else. So when OP's aunt sees that a family member gave birth to a more beautiful child (in her opinion), the aunt actually tries to trade babies! She argues that she deserves the prettier baby because their family is richer, so they can give the child a better life. If you like this video and want to see more, hit the subscribe button.
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[@rSlash]

Willing to buy 1 baby. Must be NEW and in good condition. Willing to give away 1 slightly used baby. Serious replies only.

[@dusttrust2441]

lol

[@mangjyz6336]

what

[@InsertUser9978]

-100 IQ

[@toasterbath3249]

How much

[@CaitlinSydney]

Omg I’ll take it

[@pandalover1282]

This is literally “I’m not racist, my sisters boyfriends black “

[@pandoratheclay]

Sol d'Ouro (Softly) Don’t

[@hallieharvey4073]

I think people don’t realize that you can even be racist against people of the same race as you. Which I know sounds stupid but it happens more then you think.

[@ZRO_FUX]

If someone says that they might be racist

[@kit2877]

I'm not racist my step sisters cousins got boyfriend and his girlfriends black Wait what?

[@geninabennett4219]

thirstpolice wtf I,m dying now goodbye great world

[@michellebaker6302]

"What kind of a mother are YOU?" asks the woman who wants to give her daughter away because she thinks she's ugly.

[@presentthough3417]

Idk what to say.

[@justseffstuff3308]

@@presentthough3417 Oooh, we’re starting a reply thread? Idk what to say.

[@nella4110]

Idk what to say.

[@RamdomView]

One who is willing to assert my child's rights and dignity.

[@seek5146]

@@nella4110 I know what to say SKIDIDBUMPMMDADA

[@kkll1992]

I feel awful for Liz's daughter. Imagine knowing your own mother wouldn't want you

[@kathryn-anon]

That first entitled mom seemed almost like a Disney villain I swear.

[@parkthepenguin6344]

Lots of parents have this mentality T^T I’ve seen adoptive parents and KZbin influencers with this mentality

[@Shadow_wizar843]

Bro this is true making it super wrong

[@skyegoodman2574]

"They're human beings, not Pokemon cards." Best quote ever.

[@qwertyuiop5530]

Russian generals during any war: "I see no difference"

[@Lotuswalker]

Damn, good thing I watched this video right BEFORE I was about to battle with some children I just collected .... phew

[@evyknops5884]

Yep i poop my pokemon cards out, everyone has women for pokemon cards right?

[@beelzebud94]

Immediately thought of the child catcher singing gotta catch em all

[@snsdman7460]

Indeed an amazing quote

[@whodoyouthink5890]

"I want to be, the most racist, like no one ever was. To steal them is my real test, to ignore them is my cause. I will divorce many men, searching for green eyes. For each child to understand, that I'm an awful mom. Human youth, gotta catch them aaeaall"

[@inspacenoonecanhearyouscre3814]

LMAO!!! Why doesn't this have more likes!?

[@randompersononytig]

Lol

[@Living.Dead.Rocker]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@deanrecksiedler9655]

This is the best thing ever!!!!!!

[@VodkaMutini413]

"Arm & arm we'll trade our girls, it's always been my dream!"

[@quarth9396]

I'm just glad liz's daughter wasn't mistreated

[@vibe1270]

"Lady, they're human beings. Not Pokemon cards." That has to be one of the funniest things I've heard from this channel.

[@omotd3310]

1st story: "how dare you be such a selfish mother!" *Proceeds to try to trade babies because of skin color and other stuff*

[@Epicmmo]

ELECTRIC boogaloo

[@jedikidx4205]

mista narancia giorno abbacchio trish

[@yeetusdeletus4256]

So, how's the gang?

[@MinatheRaichu]

All children are now Mama Bucciarati's

[@birbsidk7753]

I Giorno Giovanna have a dream

[@winterdemon1]

"I'm not racist I'm merely telling the truth." That is literally every single racist person's stance on their racism.

[@VelkanAngels]

Exactly. Find me a racist anywhere, who isn't convinced that their racism is both true and justified, lol. It's kinda part of the mentality xP.

[@fusssel7178]

the same with "I'm not racist, but...", only the words after the but are important, everything before it, can be ignored, because it is just an excuse.

[@Catz1a]

Its like next level ignorant lol. "I'm not racist I am just convinced I am right and unwilling to accept anything else as fact"

[@TheHQZombie]

17%, >50%

[@Ragehunger]

It's on an equal level of ignorance as believing that racism can only be a one-way thing. A perfect example is the continuous race war between lower-class black people and the upper-class whites in the US, and even the global superpowers against the middle-eastern countries for the past decades. The problem is that any single racially motivated hate crime will trigger a wildfire of racism when words get out, and people are always quick to judge because of the stereotypes that has been painted up from years of biased propaganda. It is the reason why mainstream media can't be trusted fully, and that a lot of fact-based analyses are being shot down if it doesn't match the narrative or warped world-view of those who buy everything that makes it to the news headlines. As long as the popular news sources are controlled by political agendas, hate will thrive.

[@Luna-iq2op]

When I came out to my parents as a teenager that I was bi, they just told me “You’ll grow out of it. It’s just a phase.” I needed up dating girls a while after that, but to this day my parents still don’t believe me. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I stopped going to them about anything personal because I know they’ll just pull the “It’s all in your head.” card.

[@mushios]

I mean to be fair a lot of kids do so I don't really blame them for thinking that. Though I think they should have sat down listened and discussed it rather than ignore it.

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

My family doesn’t take my asexuality seriously and think I’m too young to know what I am

[@immasnakeee6460]

⁠@@mushios no they don’t

[@ItsaVee4117]

Yikes… I feel for ya there. My parents basically acted the same way when I came out. At the time, I believed them and pretty much forced myself to act straight. It’s been 2 years and I’m comfortable with who I am now. They don’t know, and I never intend to tell them

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

It is in your head, the same way your favorite color is just in your head. It doesn't make it less true or valid. Hope you are having a good time being you.

[@jeffhyche9839]

Whenever I hear these stories about blood family cutting off a child because they are "different" I always tell them this quote. “The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.” ― Richard Bach, Illusions: The Adventures of a Reluctant Messiah

[@amaan.a]

Sometimes when I get out of the shower, before I dry my hair, I style it like a wild Karen, stare at myself in the mirror and demand to speak to the manager.

[@VelkanAngels]

Careful you don't end up being too convincing to yourself and knocking yourself out, lol.

[@factsandlogic.8762]

I'd be careful, if you say the name three times with the lights off, you might summon her...

[@soccerboy1447]

Livvy Sama-san-chan seeing a karen is scarier than seeing bloody mary in the mirror

[@jamiekerr9019]

Amaan A hahahaHAHAHA

[@thecarguyjoe1812]

Just don’t fall to the dark side amaan A

[@christiantalbert7460]

Don’t understand how the first EM was as classist as she was. She literally married into class and acted as though she worked hard to get there. That’s like being born into a wealthy family and then thinking you worked to get there.

[@nigerianfam9743]

Even though you have different religion we shouldn't make the person change their mind. You should just let them choose their decisions on what their life will follow.

[@Freekymoho]

She also adopted the idea that being brown is for the working class, despite herself being brown

[@limiv5272]

@@nigerianfam9743 Are you saying OPs mother should've let Liz choose to take her in place of her own daughter???

[@CrazyCatLady-1981]

freakymoejoe2 sort of reminds me of Hitler. He didn’t fit his idea of the perfect blond haired blue eyed person, but that’s who he saw as being superior even though he wasn’t.

[@longdong7667]

BMT wym?

[@shadedarkash7564]

"you plan to deprive her???" Now *THAT* made me angERY

[@roberto3047]

Rslash: “haha haha OH MAN” Literally everybody who heard that: *hold the frick up*

[@madambutterfly1997]

That is so disgusting, they cut him out of their lives and basically exiled him and then they have the nerve to get mad when he shows just how happy he can be without them they want to play victim. Personally out of made his mother revoke her card so she's neither mother nor a woman. A real mother a real woman would never turn her back on her own child for something as menial as this.

[@codyjohnson6427]

Anyone who does that is sinning themselves according to their own religion. So since sin is sin, those people are sinning just as bad as everything they are against

[@axofbrevity]

I agree that according to scripture/published religious works don't usually advocate disowning your child for thinking differently, but unfortunately, that isn't necessarily what some Christians actually believe is right. Some believe that any potential threat to their faith (such as having an atheist your life) is something to avoid since someone's faith in God is the most important thing. It's just such shitty selfish thinking. That's not what their God wants for them or their child.

[@nalrashido]

Murder them?

[@mrbeebs44]

@@nalrashido Uuuh, how about no?

[@mrbeebs44]

@@axofbrevity Quite right. I was going to say, I'm pretty sure it doesn't say ANYTHING in the Bible about excommunicating your child because of something like that

[@blueblur1984]

"They're human beings, not Pokemon cards!" All I can think of is a hysterical mom describing how the kidnapper ran away screaming "gotta catch 'em all!"

[@hudsongraham2884]

" I wanna Be the very Best, like no one ever was!!!!!!"

[@Lrules364]

Joe biden? Is that you?

[@DuskPShermanWallaby123]

lmaooo

[@cattemstudios5865]

*yoink* SORRY, JUST GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

[@dopy_lee]

CATCH EM’ AALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

[@mutedchroma]

Here’s how you trade babies like Pokémon cards. 1. Take a picture of each. 2. Get custom Pokémon cards. 3. Trade them like Pokémon cards! 4. ( You keep YOUR kid btw)

[@averyfields2871]

Genius

[@mutedchroma]

Avery Fields Thank You

[@Sindhuonmyway]

‘You are too young and naive to say you can’t have children but you are old enough to have children’

[@A.The.H.]

Yep it’s always that man. Can’t decide that you don’t want to make a super permanent decision at that age but certainly can go get drunk, work, enlist in the military, drive, and have as many kids as they want before taking even a second to even think about it

[@andrewgreenberg1862]

Yeah, it's always crazy that they seem to think having children is somehow the easier and default option. Like, idk, 19 years of commitment at least seems like the harder option to me.

[@debboralosch3138]

"They're human beings not pokemon cards" OMG This was it.

[@debboralosch3138]

@xXKurt_ellanXx ❤

[@yaboyshark1935]

Skye Goodman I read this comment and heard r/slash saying the same thing in sync with me 😂

[@gauzenaw7097]

Karen i choose you

[@doodleplayer4014]

I have a Childazard willing to trade for a Bawlasaur

[@borisborisvichborislav4225]

@@doodleplayer4014 And this Peakachu for a Childazard

[@ilikeair7649]

"Hey, i see ur baby is a shiny. How about we trade, it will fit better in my deck"

[@joshkujo8046]

So what person who trying to trade has black baby in the one with a shiny has albino black baby

[@Itz_Scribblez]

Y e s.

[@marcelocapeljunior3579]

That girl is lukcy her mother never heard of soft resetting. Things would have gotten messy.

[@q_0191]

LMAO

[@thegreeenmnm]

"I already have a few albinos too, so it'll fit perfectly"

[@geninabennett4219]

Someone else said this btw child catcher singing: “GOTTA CATCH EM ALL EM ALL EM ALL BABYMON

[@youraunt]

"They're human beings, not Pokémon cards!" *_Ｉ ＷＡＮＮＡ ＢＥ ＴＨＥ ＶＥＲＹ ＢＥＳＴ, ＬＩＫＥ ＮＯ ＯＮＥ ＥＶＥＲ ＷＡＳ_*

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

This made me laugh lol

[@borisborisvichborislav4225]

P O K E M O N

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

It’s you and me, I know it’s my destiny!

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

I’ll teach you and you’ll teach me Pokémon gotta catch them all

[@kamixtaku8234]

19:21 "you don't have any privacy from your mother" is literally the worse thing a mom could say to their child, everyone has privacy to everyone and keeping to ourselves is a good option sometimes

[@ahstiasummers5583]

Happened to me. My mom thinks that family has no boundaries because "I'm your mom" and gets upset when I tell her off for invading privacy

[@franl155]

I was hiding things even when I was in my 40s and had my own place because mother had made it abundantly clear that I had no right to personal space, or privacy.

[@dottoreenthusiast]

Who the hell wants to trade their baby wtf?

[@simplysim1346]

Its like trading cards, but alive

[@dottoreenthusiast]

Simply Sim1 that is the best example

[@CrescentMoonDancer15]

Eh. We sometimes wish the same with our parents. And some actually say it to their faces. But, as they say, beggars can't be choosers.

[@simplysim1346]

@@CrescentMoonDancer15 *Plastic surgery*

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

hamburgers

[@thecat2618]

me after watching the first story* "ernies going to comit a hate crime"

[@gregarybrown9896]

Person: Mom, dad, I need to tell you something. EPs: You know you can tell us anything and we'll still love you! Person: I've felt this way for a long time now, and I hope you accept me for what I believe. EPs: Go on, we'll still love you no matter what it is! Person: I'm lesbian. EPs: HOW DARE YOU. I HAVE NO SON/DAUGHTER. **Proceeds to cut them off from their life entirely**

[@shizunne]

Dad is the MVP of the second story. "As long as it's something for your education and future, I'll pay for it."

[@AceOSpades717]

Once religion and a good dad was mentioned I knew where it was going, luckily OP was disassociated so the toxicity would stay away. I feel bad for the father because Jehovah's Witnesses aren't the type to listen, like Mormon Missionaries.

[@harbymastopia9635]

Too bad op said that the story was fake

[@beybladerkid5489]

Thank you for noticing this.

[@spilsile_109]

.

[@smexy_worm]

"you took away the chance of seeing my only male sons marriage!" do you have a female son?

[@marsnatale3184]

I mean...trans i guess and they are lgbtphobic and they wouldnt say girl...idk tho

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

69 likes

[@peppapigstrashtwin3902]

SkSkSkSkSk and I oop *VSCO Rat*

[@derpyhooves4287]

Female son? Wouldn't that be transgender or something?

[@rebeccahgraves1133]

Derpy Hooves maybe, but I don’t think that’s what the EK meant lol

[@slayinsteven6553]

I swear when people in my faith (not a JW just Christendom in general) forget that very important part of the Bible that Jesus himself said it aggravates me. "Love thy neighbor" if someone uses the Bible to hate or shame anyone they don't truly know Jesus

[@mr.anonymous1178]

I agree, as a witness, that aunts way of going about it was very wrong and went against scriptures (if she was a witness)

[@mr.anonymous1178]

I agree they can totally change and come back but thats their choice to make not ours. Some just seem to not understand that. Thats literally what we're taught and not to push them. This aunt is crazy and insane

[@chadmarvin5421]

@@mr.anonymous1178 I'm a witness too and I agree with you

[@dx1450]

I always smirk any time I hear "And they'll know we are Christians by our love, by our love..."

[@ARandomSpace]

@@chadmarvin5421 Warning: JWs are a cult, not a silly Christian thing!

[@MG-rb8zt]

This breaks my heart for the daughter... I can't imagine having a mother like that. 😪 Some people truly don't deserve children, because my gosh no child ever could deserve such a disgusting parent. Idk how the whole family didn't just cut that lady out.

[@1mol831]

In the perspective of me (statistics side), a same sex relationship represents an market failure, whereby married couple that doesn't have kids would also be a market failure.

[@garrettelliott5849]

“They’re human beings, not Pokémon Cards.” Human Trafficers: Pokémon, gotta catch them all.

[@Codypro134]

r/cursedcomments

[@wantsomekatkots6679]

Wait, I didn't know you could eat Pokémon!

[@shadedarkash7564]

amazing.

[@kirumitojo3yearsago884]

@@wantsomekatkots6679 You don't do that???

[@bluestreaker9242]

@@wantsomekatkots6679 Well, I mean, Pokemon are the only other animals in the Pokemon world, soooo... I guess that gives a whole new meaning to "Gotta Catch 'Em All," yeah? X3

[@BiltmoreGhost]

Mom once told me that we had had "the talk" when I was younger. Having forgotten she had previously told me it wasn't her responsibility to teach me about THAT, and it was up to the school system. 🙄 I'm 34 years old now and we STILL haven't had the talk. Thank goodness for the internet... lol.

[@RichTheFlop]

i found out from the internet too lmao

[@alicebunbun6427]

I found out from my cousin/bff

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

School and KZbin

[@sxxsxsaveanimals991]

@@alicebunbun6427 SAME BUT I WAS 11 WHEN I FOUND I OUT I WAS TOO YOUNG I WAS SO TRAUMATIZED

[@mysticsanta3714]

@@alicebunbun6427 oh my god for a second a thought that said cousin/bf and did a double take

[@ocatatodapotato2497]

We need some positive after this!! So I'ma share some stories, my best friend came out as a lesbian to her parents and they were so chill, then they got a cake to celebrate. I came out as Bi to my family (parents, step-parents, and brother). My mom bought ice cream. Good families exist!!

[@BRY0402]

"Come on, give me DaBaby, DaBaby!" DaBaby: "Lesnt go."

[@SchazmenRassir]

I've always wondered how the argument "No, you can't bring me back to God, because YOU'RE the ones who pushed me away from him!" would go.

[@dredgengam4610]

I mean, isn't that a personal choice? No one can "bring" you to or take you away from God right? Like sure a person can help or hurt your beliefs based on what they might say and do, but I mean that's what I always thought. I hope I made some kinda sense.

[@senpapi3622]

they would probably say something like "you shouldn't let offenses from people keep you from having a relationship with God."

[@dreadcthulhu5]

I don't think it's good to blame God because someone else chooses to be an asshole, but to each their own.

[@weirdlookindoll]

@@dredgengam4610 Yep, it's a choice of YOUR doing, no one else's...

[@sadkingbilly]

Let’s just keep it at “I’ve grown up and don’t need your cringy fairytales anymore, so keep them to yourself”

[@galactic7458]

“I’m not racist, I’d just rather have a white baby.”

[@puke1523]

"I'm not vegan, I'd just rather have lettuce."

[@Endmysuffering3162]

It’s like ??? What ??? How- why? WHAT ???

[@aliciajohnson2818]

@@puke1523 🤣🤣

[@Alex-gy1jj]

It doesn’t matter if your black Mexican Asian or normal😔✌🏽✨

[@fred5594]

@@Alex-gy1jj normal?

[@benny2784]

3:18 this barely works when I try to get my brothers ice cream let alone trade babies!

[@troberts1]

The JJ one is sad, apart from the awesome wedding. My brother knows someone whose mother used to be supportive of him and his partner, but his brother was in a very bad accident which resulted in a permanently disabling injury and the mother, and brother, became very religious and very unsupportive of him. I'm not sure how (or why), but he's managed to maintain a strained relationship with them for the past 20 years (he's honestly a saint). But worse yet, they've become anti-vaccine and say they won't be getting the Covid-19 vaccine even though they both really should because of her age and the brother's health. A cousin of mine (not first cousins, the connection is a bit more distant) was married to a secular Indonesian Muslim. He was really nice and when my cousin brought him to meet my grandma she really liked him. But back in Indonesia, there was a horrible car accident and the majority of the women in his family died :( He then became very, very religious and I don't know the details, but yeah, that ended the marriage. It's really sad, they seemed like a happy couple and my grandmother never threw away the picture she took of him. Only lucky thing is they didn't have children together yet. But yay religion, offering comfort in tragedy and...ruining relationships since time immemorial?

[@bippythechippy882]

Family: "WE HATE HOMOSEXUALS" JJ: Okay, I won't invite you to my Gay Wedding" Family: suprised_pikachu_face.jpg

[@RichTheFlop]

that pissed me off when they did that-

[@KumiChan2004]

Surprised gay pikachu face?

[@nationalinstituteofcheese3012]

You’d think they wouldn’t WANT to go?

[@jerimoon36]

"no, thats not how you are suposed to play" fits better i think

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"It's gonna take all your control to not wanna kill this karen". Oh, honey, it's nice of you to think I'd bother resisting.

[@tylerblubaugh5549]

Unfortunately it's too hard to track these people down

[@kaiminglee1272]

I utter disgusted by the Karen of the post

[@vgamesx1]

@@tylerblubaugh5549 I highly doubt that, everyone uses the same user name for everything, so aside from throw away accounts, pretty much all you have to do is search for that user, find OP's real name and then figure out which one is them on facebook at which point you can find their relatives and even if that person isn't listed you might be able to ask their mom or somebody to tell you, I've never done it but even I know this isn't all THAT hard to do.

[@salenebrom6476]

I’ll handle the evidence

[@feetandmeat3009]

Salene Brom hand it over to me it’s free food anyway

[@allmight6048]

First story: Me: loads RPG launcher with malicious intent

[@pyropug0188]

These vids make me so grateful for my fam. They are so god damn nice and to me, they respect my boundaries, etc etc. To all of y’all who got it worse than me, I feel bad for ya, and u got my respect for fighting through that shit. Keep it up!

[@madisonkopchinski848]

I love how all the other Reddit videos are just monotonous robot voices and you're over here like "An entitled mother tries to STEAL a BABYYY :0" It's a breath of fresh air 😂😂

[@elvisneedsboatsbennett2455]

My grandmother's husband, let's call him Jr. (even though he was technically our step grandfather, all the grandchildren adored him and he was immediately just considered beloved family) once asked me why my younger sister never had boyfriends). I told him I didn't know, maybe she watched the mistakes my sister and I made with boyfriends and decided to wait to date until she was an adult. Jr. was a Baptist minister before he retired. We all went to his sermons on Sundays we spent with our grandmother. He then told me to tell my younger sister if she was worried about people judging her for who she wanted to date, for me to tell her if that person was good enough for her to love, then he would love them as well, no matter who they are.". He didn't want to come right out and accuse her of being gay. I hugged him and let him know I would pass this message on to her when it became relevant. My sister is gay, but Jr. died before he could meet the wonderful, smart, kind woman my sister would marry. My sister was concerned about what our family would think of her getting married to a woman, so I passed the message along. We all cried and hugged, then toasted Jr. a bottle of wine, while telling funny stories about him. This is the family I wished everyone had, because everyone deserves it.

[@asabb349]

That makes me realize how good my parents are, really. While my dad is mad that I'm an atheist and even said he wanted to hit me for it (he didn't and he was drunk when he said that), my mom is very religious and just said "it's okay, you're still a teenager, you might change your views one day".

[@DreamDancer82]

"Anybody would be happy to exchange children with me!" No one in their right mind would, lady. OMG, I can't even.

[@evannguyen5611]

“Welcome to r/entitledparents, where a mother tries to steal a baby” Now where have I heard that before

[@thedarkdragon1437]

I hate to say this but this is r/InsaneParents

[@MachVeil]

*looks at Disney* *coughs* heey Rapunzel-

[@boyyoyoing]

TheDark Dragon this is entitled parents

[@BlueRoseGreen]

“Children are the most important thing in life” but unless they’re gay? Or don’t hold the same beliefs as you? Ok Karen

[@jamieangel3766]

ok JWs, and all organised religion

[@muneyotsuki8164]

They only care about children until they're born

[@OBJYN788]

Yeah it just doesnt make sense. My mother and I have very different political views but she still loves me to death and vice versa.

[@jamieangel3766]

@@muneyotsuki8164 so true

[@samuelwoods9390]

This guy has a hell of a point

[@hopehunterb6335]

"Not Pokémon cards" Me looks up whole sorting my Pokémon cards

[@FunnyAcolyteExplains]

Family can be one of the biggest burdens you ever carry. These stories have actually helped me to understand the importance of setting strong boundaries.

[@ythunter4288]

EP: can i have your baby? Normal Person: nope EP: let me speak to your child's manager!

[@freezegravy2306]

Hello manager here.

[@hero-bo7qc]

Wouldn't that be the mom

[@gamegirl23100]

I AM THE MANAGER MUAHAHAHA

[@joshp2542]

That's not an entitled parent... That's a entitled Karen.

[@clarabp2613]

But is christmaaaaaas!

[@the_homie_me]

She don’t deserve the hall of “fame” but more so the Hall of Shame

[@owenrogers8298]

I really connect with the Jehovah's witnesses story, as I'm 14 and bi, and I'm terrified to come out to my parents, as I don't want to spend four years in a house where everyone hates me ( both my parents are Jehovah's witnesses btw)

[@tiara4481]

I know this comment is two years old. But I have 1 Jehovah witness mom and my dad who's a non believer. My mom is more relaxed about it though. She let me have friends over etc. A lot of them were either from other religions or LGBTQ. But I hope you have a safe place.

[@lordwolfy]

rSlash: "Hall of Fame"? no no no... More of a "Hall of Shame"!

[@dickysatria7268]

Shame ! Shame ! Shame ! *ding ding*

[@mrdefaultynoob]

@@dickysatria7268 got

[@tysonromboui9117]

I live for when rSlash does his little chuckles man. That shits wholesome gold

[@TheKing_9822]

The first story is like another that my friend told me that she had encountered a Karen with her mother and some other family members. The Karen’s wanted to take her away, but asked instead of went to take her. Her mother was considering, but it didn’t happen obviously

[@tastypollen3610]

When she said how selfish OP's mom was I was like 0--------------0

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

me and the boys acting pregnant and argue about our babies:

[@goatman6779]

Lol

[@mookie_man_8031]

What else would the boys do

[@AceOSpades717]

Yo Gary, your owners looking for you. Idk but that's the only episode that popped into my mind

[@whentheisthewhen5001]

*intense meowing ntensifies*

[@mookie_man_8031]

Not together tho

[@TheRaven_200]

If you disown your child(s) because they are LGBT or a nonbeliever, then you failed as a parent.

[@RichTheFlop]

preach

[@lee-ew1cj]

Agreed

[@stopstealingmyname3452]

in islam we dont believe its right but we dont go around telling them their opinion is wrong

[@youcansave15ormoreoncarins75]

JWs shouldn't disown a lgbt member, if she does that shes twisting what was discussed in those walls, its wrong

[@raggy7183]

I screamed so hard to the Liz story my dad came in my room with his belt ask it me menacingly "why are you screamig" and I show him the Liz story and we both scream together cus of how stupit and racist Liz is

[@nobodyimportant9603]

You’re telling me. You have an abusive father who was gonna beat you with his belt for being loud, but then you showed him the story and he had the same reaction? Bs.

[@anabsolutemess8850]

r/thathappened

[@SpidersInYourTea]

"You plan to deprive her of a comfortable and happy life just because of your selfishness?" Me: DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF

[@cassy5408]

My mom’s named Karen but she is a saint and she has never raised her voice and is nothing like the stereotype of Karen and I tell her about your vids and she loves them❤️❤️❤️

[@Liindir]

Ah, so the exception to the rule?

[@offthebagels0111]

"Aren't you someone like me?" "Ah yes the idiot and rude people no!"

[@beybladerkid5489]

Cultic Cuttlefish I have a aunt that’s the same way in being named Karen funny enough her husband my blood uncle is named Kevin literally the stereotypical name for a husband of a entitled mom but there extremely nice.

[@ununhexium]

haha i have actually only ever met extremely sweet Karens, it always makes me laugh because i think they picked the wrong name for this meme

[@Steven-Etchart]

In my opinion i don't like it when ever there is a stupid person or a saint they call them karens. I think its wrong to call people like that karens because theres lots of people named karen that has never done things like that. Its a insult in my opinion.

[@zerastardust1712]

Stories like these are why I never let my highly religious grandma know I'm a lesbian. She already talked down to me and preached at me a lot after learning I'm an atheist. I don't she would have been able to handle knowing about my sexuality.

[@valentinamacedo301]

ik this was a year ago but same! i honestly think my family on my dads side might kick me out if they found out i’m lesbian… either that or they would tell me im young and confused or smth

[@sheridanroad2001]

@@valentinamacedo301 You could ask them to quote a Bible verse that denounces lesbians? Because technically only male homosexuality is a sin. Or you could point out that all premarital sex is a sin by the standards of the Bible, and they are being hypocritical for being Gay obsessed when heterosexual sin is a larger issue.

[@justonemoreintheworld1993]

Why is it so hard to come out to religious grandmas? I'm struggling with that right now lol

[@SuperNormalMan]

It's depressing that garbage bigoted people use religion as an excuse to be horrible to people they don't agree with.

[@shrimpchild]

Tell her. Maybe she'll have a heart attack. /j

[@kitkatgames]

I’m proud of JJ for defending in what he believed! Bye jjs wedding sounds so beautiful!

[@razorv2579]

In the last story when it said "You don't get to have privacy from your mother!" that kinda hit home for me because that was my mother's philosophy she lived by and I haven't spoken to her in almost a decade.

[@jaczylijaaleniepowiemkto3243]

"Male son" -Too bad they didn't have a *female son...*

[@jaleelwalker219]

Me how many brain cells did you lose when you herd this I lost half

[@breadcells640]

“Too young to decide” is always an excuse adults make when you say something they don’t like/approve of

[@darceykayima]

Ikr its like oh so im too young to decied my sexuality unless im straight

[@kennaw2473]

THIS. My parents told me I was too young to know what bisexuality was and that bisexuality doesn’t exist and that I was straight and I believed it for 3 years. I’m 17 and this happened at 13-14. I tried dating guys and then kept catching feelings for girls (like close friends and random girls in school) instead and that’s how I figured out I was a lesbian. I feel like it was so obvious when I was a kid: I made my girl dolls kiss all the time (I had boy dolls too!!), was always ridiculously afraid of guys, always flirted with girls and always had crushes on girls on tv. But no I apparently can’t possibly be one because I’m not butch and because I’m super girly. Apparently that = straight? Fuck nah. I always kinda knew.

[@sintanan469]

I have seven years of experience in operations and management, four years of experience in estimations and workshops, college, and I'm over 30. Yet I'm too young to know how to replace a broken step in the family house for my mother, despite having a full workshop. Instead my siblings expect me to hire a carpenter for $150 an hour... Trust me, if you're the youngest, they will *never* stop seeing you as the little kid.

[@desthstride587]

Too damn true. Decided when I was pretty young I didn't want any kids (can't remember my reasoning), and everyone was quick to spout you-know-what. Adult (young, mind you) now, and though I'm no longer 100% on that, spending time with my sisters' kids makes me reluctant to have my own still, and probably only one if I do change my mind. Yet I still get told I'm "too young to decide" if I ever say that. Also semi-closeted ace and perfectly willing to die a virgin, so little to no chance of a slip-up. Positive I'd get pestered if I told my family about that, too.

[@Artanian3w1]

I told my mom I was gender neutral she told me it's not what God wanted for me and I'm too young to know even though the majority of my life I felt this way and hated myself and told myself that God hated me and that I was a sinner.

[@rosehitsugaya3388]

“You don’t get to have privacy from your mother” is literally something my mother has said to me several times.

[@xenolizardz]

Unrelated but I really like your pfp :)

[@rosehitsugaya3388]

Thanks!

[@gabbiemarin463]

10:59 “Luckily dissociation doesn’t include kicking your child out.” I- I’m a Jehovah’s Witness and have been sense I was born into it, and I can vouch and say this woman is telling the truth. I’m bisexual, but I’m so afraid to come out to my family for this exact reason, and I’m 18 so I was worried I’d be kicked out of the house. I heard you have to be baptized in order for the church to disfellowship you (when the entire church avoids you), but I’m not baptized so I don’t know if my family will still avoid me or if I can actually be disfellowshipped. I do believe in god but I don’t like that it’s constantly put on my shoulders for me to learn about and act like I won’t ever sin. So I don’t know what to do with wanting/hoping to find a partner (wether their male, female, etc) without my family disowning/ignoring me.

[@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072]

Yeah but everything else seems like a fabrication The weird this is that Jehovah’s Witnesses don’t usually asking questions like that. “Are you dating someone?” That kinda talk is actually discouraged and labelled as gossip. They have made MANY publications, brochures and videos on the matte, including gossiping about former witnesses which is a HUGE taboo. Jehovah’s Witnesses also never ever say the word church. And setting people up ?? that’s kind of an unspoken rule that generally every member of Jehovah’s Witnesses, instinctively know NOT to do. Because dating is considered very personal. And doing it, while the kids are still, a teenager would definitely be looked down upon. It is taught as a personal choice to date. And if a boy of a girl are both ceremoniously dedicated to Jehovah, then them choosing to date each other, would not be frowned upon. But if you didn’t choose to be baptised and are still unbaptised then literally no one should be expecting you to date! It’s sometimes considered irresponsible! So if these people *_are_* doing then she should’ve talked to the elders about it, if her repeated attempts to convey to her family, that she is not interested in dating are being met with deaf ears. They also don’t believe that being gay is a choice.

[@skylinemr4229]

Me on GTA driving. Me: *sees a karen* Me: "this is where the fun begins"

[@micheleboyce1008]

Speedbump on highway: screams

[@silentone2451]

@Conner Musgrave Anyway...

[@iampidgeon6923]

Yass

[@stephanie2101]

Eh

[@justicedunham4088]

Use her logic. “Don’t you want your daughter to grow up in luxury “ i think “don’t you want YOUR daughter to grow up in luxury?”

[@ashepride]

I love the little chuckle he does everytime he's about to read something ridiculous 😂

[@brennoc1623]

6:26 "And now we have the infamous Hen-" Liz

[@eoghanjones9042]

“I’m not racist” I’m only rude to people of colour

[@soberakin9415]

🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak

[@peasantking8374]

Is the women in the first post a person of color? I am so confused

[@i.l.9151]

@@peasantking8374 Yes, I think so

[@zaranielsen6793]

@@peasantking8374 her husband is

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

Tbf, "People of color" has always sounded racist af

[@azhrayharris8]

My mom tried to give me "the talk" when I was about 13. I ended up teaching her about all the new birth control methods that have come out since she took sex ed. It did not go well for her lol. She still tries to "teach" me... I'm in my 20s, been in a happy relationship for 6 years, and I'm getting married soon. It is extremely awkward, especially given our strained relationship. Plus, I don't think I want to be taught sex education by someone who has had 4 abortions lol

[@squirrel670]

Why the hell is she trying to teach you when you've been in a relationship for 6 years and about to get married? Ugh my mom tries to tell me about how sex toys will make me not like the real thing and change my body and i keep having to shut her down on that because she literally knows nothing about it or she wouldn't be telling me that.

[@levistepanian5341]

I don't know exactly what your mom tried to tell you but try to look at it from her perspective, maybe she wants you to live a better life than her.

[@MyDogIsYoshi]

My mom gave me the talk when I was 6... and watching Jerry Springer

[@williamtoccijr9579]

Not exactly sure what having an abortion has to do with anything...

[@azhrayharris8]

@@williamtoccijr9579 I personally don't want to learn about birth control from a woman who has failed to use/used it wrong so many times that she has had 5 unintended pregnancies (yes, I was also an oops baby). But that's just a personal preference...

[@raggispaggis2456]

" I choose you, baby I neglect!"

[@princesscalah638]

My dad and I were having a conversation about how "having any type of relationship (past friendship) with the same sex is wrong". So I finally told him that I swing both ways and he just stopped talking and looked at me. I could physically see the spinning wheel of death on his face and I honestly thought his brain would explode lol. He finally snapped out of it and continued talking like nothing happened. The conversation ended pretty quickly but to this day neither of us bring it up and I swear he doesn't even remember it.

[@emma-gmchaffey7719]

That last one reminds me of my stepmom 😂 she tried to have a talk about “giving yourself a massage” (if you know what I mean) all because she found a travel bottle of lotion in my bedside table. She then proceeded to give me her brand new unused backup “massager” (it hooked onto your finger) and a small bottle of “special lotion”. Let’s just say it was one of the most awkward talk ever but not as awkward as when she found out I lost my V-card. That’s a whole other story for another time😂

[@Dougretseverything]

R/: Babies are people not Yu-Gi-Oh cards Entitled woman: you have activated my trap card trade babies or else

[@dickysatria7268]

Activate counter trap ! Call the po-po !

[@coffinpeoplestandcoffindan6189]

i activate dark hole

[@cattemstudios5865]

He said Pokemon cards I dont know where you got yu-gi-oh from

[@jayands]

@@cattemstudios5865 well, Pokemon TCG doesn't have trap cards, and they wanted to make the joke.

[@Angiesunshine13]

He said Pokémon cards but whatever

[@GamingXenZen]

Any man can be a father but it takes a truly special person to be a dad. That girl's dad and her dad's family are God sends

[@LadyKurta]

6:32 I'm so shy and I'm embarrassed by saying this, but it's online stuff so, i totally have a crush on his laugh 😳💕

[@alisav.4879]

entitled parents be like: "let my child take all your money and everything from you or else I will call the police!"

[@kaylaroy529]

"they're humans too, not pokemon cards" -rSlash 24/5/20

[@gigidodson]

When my kid came out, i didnt care who she loved as long as she had love. Gender didnt bother me. Love a woman love a man, who cares. Obviously MY family did. We cut them ALL out of our lives. 15 years on, we still do not talk. Im fine with it. They can get bent. My kid means much more than those homophobes.

[@rosegomez2966]

Good you BLOCKED your parents, good cousin, spilled the beans. No NEED to give them any explanation, they were after the $$$ !

[@cccant6635]

When you’re a lesbian and there is a lesbian story: 😬, hope that’s not me

[@strawberrilemnade9530]

Thank you! That's exactly how I feel!

[@theshubaduck9378]

Clem Cant I’m not a lesbian but I’m bi

[@cccant6635]

ENIGMA Official that wasn’t me lol

[@embersoulfire5066]

My sister outed me to my very religious family in a verry bad way befor I even had everything figured out. 80% of my family won't even acknowledge my existence if I show up around the holidays

[@cccant6635]

Aww that’s awful

[@COFFEEWSUGA]

"So I don't have to sell an organ" god, mood

[@spectral_boi239]

American housing in a nutshell

[@neoronin3325]

69 likes. Nice

[@evagarcia865]

Yeah, so, your kid is shiny, and I’ve hatched 100 eggs and haven’t even got a kid with its hidden ability. Could we trade? This is how the first story feels

[@LuigiMordelAlaume]

4:32 lol "don't you want to give your daughter a better life?" Lol by that logic, the woman is also forcing a worse life upon her daughter in exchange for the other daughter that "will get a better life" 😆

[@hellothere2041]

The dad of the person in the second story deserves a medal. I smiled so much when I heard what he said

[@KORONEVIRUS]

I legit can’t even type how angry I am because it’s just so blood boiling. The baby exchange, the homophobic karen, etc.

[@valentinamacedo301]

@Comrade 0w3n you’re what now……

[@valentinamacedo301]

@Comrade 0w3n a homophobic turtle cat?

[@cynthiawilson9913]

Good gosh story two really hit me hard,these unfair expectations and double standards make my blood boil! Especially hearing how shunned they became once their personal buisness was revealed

[@ShitpostingJoJo]

Man, the gay wedding story was *WACK AF* . how *THE HELL* can anyone treat their own flesh and blood like that?! And then have *THE NERVE* to ask for anything from them. I am appalled and disgusted to levels I didnt even knew I could be at.

[@_thunderbird]

“A better mother than you, because I fight my daughter” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@benny2784]

Fight for

[@charliefinnmichael4770]

@@benny2784 I just double checked. In the text it says "A better mother than you, because I fight my daughter" everyone knows what's its meant to say, but still quiet funny

[@DanielaBodoh]

The mom in that story about the two girls dating dished out every possible bingo ever during the discussion about having kids.

[@animeantics3921]

Just want everyone to know, you are all special in your own way! Be yourself and keep being the shining star you are!

[@ParadoxPandox]

"You don't get to have any privacy from your mother!" Oh, god. That gave me flashbacks to how my parents never even let me close my door even after I hit eighteen because I "didn't need to close my door unless I was hiding something".

[@8BitShadow]

Literally the same mentality as "only people who are hiding something are anonymous online" or ANYTHING when it comes to wanting to keep your privacy safe, it's because of *these people* that we *have to* use a VPN just have some form of privacy security and even then that's not full-proof.

[@creepy_artist]

It would have been funny to randomly yell "if you guys don't mind, I'm gonna masturbate and since I have nothing to hide I don't have to close the door"

[@Starhawke_Gaming]

I lived at home as a poor university student paying my own way for tuition and books, didn't move out of my parent's house until I was 25. Even at age 25, they insisted I keep my door open at all times. I had a fight with them one day and tried to close and lock my door, demanding some privacy since I was an adult... When I came home from classes the next day, my door had been completely removed. Moved out as soon as I had my degree and a decent job where I could afford the rent.

[@sadkingbilly]

I would definitely have started fapping right at the dinner table. Nothing to hide, so no need to go to my room anyway, right? And of course waiting until my parents were having.. intimate hugging.. then sit on the edge of their bed. Nothing to hide, right?