r/Entitledparents "I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!" Funny Reddit Stories

r/Entitledparents are absolute psychos sometimes. Lady, in order to save your son, we have to actually touch your son to remove him from danger. "HOW DARE YOU!!!" I mean, WTF! Would she prefer that everybody just stands around and let tragedy strike? These entitled parents are so incredibly delusional! Enjoy these top Reddit posts of Entitled Parents!
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[@rSlash]

👮🚓THIS IS THE POLICE🚓👮 🚨YOU'RE 🚨UNDER 🚨ARREST🚨 FOR SAVING THAT CHILD'S LIFE! 🔫🔫🔫

[@heck6466]

rSlash ok

[@arrowsmithgaming4613]

Don't do that please r slash

[@hyperj1841]

rSlash lmao

[@mallgrabbr]

@@heck6466 ok

[@CREEPERBLOWNGAMESANDMORE]

My dad are the cops so I’ll get you

[@jakelesniewski2877]

I like how she said “YOU MURDERER” when no one even died

[@kevinpowell835]

Lol btw first comment on your reply

[@AlexHernandez-pw7ir]

I ꧁༺ XxTheowlsmartsxX ༻꧂ I whoh hostile

[@muk7161]

Hey that comment is funny and i want to like but i wont like it bc it has 420 likes sorry❤❤

[@92jwiener]

That's not true, I'm sure OP lost millions of brain cells, while being yelled at by an insane person.

[@fierles7989]

Big brain time.

[@rachelmaloy1957]

“How DARE you not let my son get your daughter sick!” EXCUSE ME WHAT

[@reececlark7411]

Ikr

[@moistmeathateroffurries8621]

69 likes NO ONE ELSE LIKE

[@08pipster]

this is a prime example on how parents are just .. unbelievably disgusting. i'd rather run and not deal with that parent's shit to be honest. like, if i open the door to an EP, and she makes a blatant lie, i'm just gonna shut the door. lol

[@Awsomemobs2000Theminecraftdude]

Indeed, that whole story made me angry at that Entitled Mom. People like that should be fixed so they don't reproduce.

[@foolsfury9958]

@@08pipster Unfortunately, this is one thing I can't stand. I'm silent most of the times, regarding arguments (because I usually end the argument with my first comment). When something like this happens, if an EP does something like this, you best believe I will unleash all the fury I've bottled up throughout my days of silence. I'd punch that bitch so hard she'd regret having a kid.

[@infiniteshay8660]

That kid has a great taste in Pokemon. Glaceon is a good choice. Also hold up "Let my son make your daughter sick" is literally never something I thought could be spoken by a human being.

[@V0lt1j]

My favourite is bisharp he’s so cool and very underated

[@diegorialconde]

@@V0lt1j he ain't my favorite but he be goooood pokemon

[@dwyanesiwa7018]

Castform

[@bostonrailfan2427]

it was used a lot in the pre-Chicken Pox vaccine days but now only used by anti-vaxxer idiots

[@infiniteshay8660]

@@bostonrailfan2427 I mean thats fair, but it doesn't mean you encourage it with strangers in public.

[@McYum.]

“My boy is healthy and vaccine free!” The son: *literally dying on the floor*

[@muchotexto4248]

The son: "My methamorphosis begins"

[@chrispham6599]

@@muchotexto4248 that is so fucking dark, man! Waaaay too fucking dark!

[@bladerunner3314]

In Germany we had a skit on a comedy show where a mother proudly proclaims the same thing ... it ended something like "after 17 attempts, one ought to survive".

[@Bloodray19]

She should have the kid taken away. So irresponsible

[@chemplay866]

@@muchotexto4248 He is gonna turn into an angle and fly away with his wings being the angle from 10 to 100 degrees

[@oldsport5875]

“My son is healthy and vaccine free!” The son: 🧟‍♂️

[@igneousorgan6435]

The son: 😵

[@talktomevon]

The sun ☀️

[@xsilenzedx4225]

its funny because the mother was indirectly vaccinating her child by introducing him to bad things,

[@derpderp132]

The son: 👁👄👁 : :

[@Vibe_I_n]

@@talktomevon *i s a d e a d l y l a z e r*

[@Acromonium]

EP: *Let my son get your daughter sick!* Government: *Get em bois.*

[@yeeterthethird]

This is a great joke. I hope you have a good day sir.

[@Acromonium]

Yeeter The Third Yay.

[@yeeterthethird]

yay indeed

[@Acromonium]

Yeeter The Third That’s a lot of likes🤗

[@yeeterthethird]

AFKNOOB234 yep

[@justataco1776]

I'm sorry, can we just talk about the cops in that shard story for a moment? These guys seriously walked in, saw OP's legs covered in glass and blood, and SERIOUSLY thought they were the guilty party?

[@karlzburgthe54th11]

yes

[@AxolotlChild20]

I would've also charged the mom with child endangerment tbh, she didn't give a shit about her own kid almost getting extremely injured

[@captaintoshirohitsugaya3822]

I know right WTF

[@trudigarner2500]

Me in the sidelines: SHUT IT LADY ! SOMEONE IS INJURED

[@angry_strawberry2733]

I dunno, first story is kinda iffy, propably fake. Shouldn't they chec camera footage first before taking someone in?

[@ahzpy]

the worst part is if they didn't save the child the karen would probably say "WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM YOU KILLED MY CHILD"

[@alansus586]

Karen be like: If you didn't save my son then you're a murderer, but if you *did* save my son then you're still a murderer.

[@kozolith2121]

@@alansus586 your name and pfp fit perfectly for this, since in among us, you reported a body and have evidence of who killed the person? you definitely self reported you didn't find the body and have no idea who's the murderer and have just been doing tasks? your definitely just playing dumb and faking your tasks

[@alansus586]

@@kozolith2121 How tho?

[@kozolith2121]

@@alansus586 if you mean how its related to the story, its because in among us, whether you do or don't do something, you'll likely get voted off because most people are stupid, just like here, where if OP didn't save the kid the EP likely would still have gotten mad and called the police, and when OP saved the kid, well, you know what happened

[@alansus586]

@@kozolith2121 Ok

[@dinochickrox5649]

EP: “IS SHE VACCINATED?” Me: “Oh boy, here we go.”

[@landonw2835]

Ah shite here we go again

[@stormeh5773]

Ikr

[@silly.liz.]

Doom boy r/beatmetoit

[@ezpzlemonsqueezy7148]

That comment is literally my profile

[@meaziedoesstuff7570]

EM is OP's freind. you mean EP (entitled parent)

[@samuelkennedy2840]

Entitled Mom: My boy is fine The Boy: *is literally dying*

[@pufinjb3551]

vaccines are fucing gift from god they saved millions lifes and now stupid people are saying "VACCINES ARE FUCING EEEMM STUPID! THEY CAUSE AUTISM WE DONT KNOW WHAT AUTISM IS BUT YEAH"

[@MsHarpsychord]

Like a Pokemon trainer in denial

[@fatedhunter2805]

COMMAND BLOCK ACTIVATE

[@gormple5494]

I wanna know, is the boy an EK or is he just a normal **FUNCTIONAL** kid?

[@Flip15]

*_lojik_*

[@-MinuGoji]

"my boy is healthy and vaccine free!" her boy: *_visible struggle to breath, intense wheezing, more white than an artic fox in a wedding dress, and is practically trying to die but it just ain't working so it's eternal pain_*

[@molalla2546]

sadly, yes

[@papabasar]

Vaccine is bad, kids. -1986, The Ma Incident

[@wolfgamer8770]

Artic fox in a wedding dress.

[@GGwtf69]

@@papabasar Are you vaccine free

[@ashemcintyre1814]

why aren't you studying fish jotaro?

[@DragonKiller-nw2ju]

If someone came to me and said, "Let my son get your daughter sick" best believe, I'm taking my kid and we are running the hell out of there. I'm not risking shit.

[@BloodThirstyAvengers]

@Silverwolf Studios It wasn't.

[@mintdiamond1117]

Blood Thirsty Avengers bruh

[@walalabengbeng9071]

I would be ready to fight im still growing but i think ill be like 6’4 considering im at Adult height despite my age so yeah she aint winning this fight i have a reach advantage and im slightly good at parrying

[@FreshPrincex4]

@@walalabengbeng9071 gonna pull a Detroit smash?

[@walalabengbeng9071]

@@FreshPrincex4 Yes

[@heyokay3350]

Kid: Let me play Kid: *falls* mom:IM PRESSING CHARGES YOU BAD MANAGER

[@Tomader910]

IM*

[@Yewtewba]

@@Tomader910 *I'M

[@lais6303]

@@Yewtewba" I am " Duhhhhh

[@totl747]

guys its just a typo chill

[@Yewtewba]

@@totl747 We're correcting the correcter. Someone gonna be anal, they gotta be *right*

[@bradyh1782]

"I saved your son's life" "POLICE? ARREST HIM!" *betrayal 100*

[@-storm8221]

I was about to say she* but there is no chance im getting wooshed today

[@TetraSky]

Had the teen not saved the kid, the mother would've had him arrested regardless for failure to save EK.

[@HAHAHAHOkayThen]

Top 10 anime betrayals.

[@livingbeing4517]

@@HAHAHAHOkayThen Damn we thought of the same thing

[@Standard-Gamer]

Top 10 Anime Betrayals

[@G81734]

“ *MY KID IS HEALTY AND VACATION FREE* “ Everybody in a 15 mile radius: IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

[@muchotexto4248]

Aye vacation free you say? 😳

[@ghostoftox4112]

@@muchotexto4248 I wish I had a free vacation :(

[@Sam-fq5hc]

Get their child onto a cruise or something since they haven’t been on a vacation yet

[@kobrazsfbiagent4670]

Bruh I just got vaccinated, and seeing EP say this makes my laugh.

[@jacksonrivere9805]

@@kobrazsfbiagent4670 nice I would but I am not getting microchipped. I am joking I am just deathly afraid of needles

[@-WackyNameHere-]

I'm sorry but the one with the sick kid actually warms my heart and I feel happy now. (Probably because OP was friends with the child and also listened to Entitled Moms side of the story)

[@hannahhickenlooper7877]

I just realized that that means OP punched a pregnant lady

[@daltonbrady5565]

Same partially because I’m a Pokémon lover and because her behavior is so cute

[@nightskyflyer2638]

@@hannahhickenlooper7877 LOL

[@jerrywebb5004]

Person: I just saved your child. Kid: cries EP: *DO YOU THINK I WANTED MY CHILD TO LIVE, NO* Somewhere in a parallel universe Big object: falls on child Kid: EP: *YOU COULD’VE SAVED MY CHILD YOU KNOW*

[@beyfilmbeybladebakuganandm9519]

lel

[@alxhorror7961]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@yarelcampos5126]

Lol

[@guy3648]

Jerry Webb I would have much rather lived in the parallel universe where EP never lived.

[@richcat862]

EXACTLY

[@bountyhunterj6822]

Here’s my impression of these parents: _”If cancer is SO hard, how come MY son is already on stage 5? We’re making a speedy recovery!”_

[@BillyBob-sh6ez]

Dies the next day

[@bluemew22]

There's a Stage 5? I thought Stage 4 was already the death sentence.

[@maniacalanxiety]

bluemew22 I’m on stage 69. Final level!

[@supershenron9162]

@@bluemew22 it is lol it's a joke

[@supershenron9162]

@@maniacalanxiety I hear stage 70 is when you get your 70 virgins :P

[@bellerain381]

I LOVE the story with little Em! She reminds me of a little girl I used to babysit! She was so shy, but as we spent more time with her, she gained so much confidence! I applauded when Em said “I will tell the police you tried to kidnap me and stab OP!” What a smart girl!

[@synsvids]

Well the "let my son get your daughter sick" story had a bit of a happy ending.. Seems to me the EP got some sense in her.

[@Aphid121]

Entitled Mother: *Doesn’t send kid to school in fear of getting children sick* Also Entitled Mother: You should let your kids get sick, it makes them stronger.

[@katiejaneh8562]

Yes, gettig sick can help your immune system Build up strength to that said disease but no Karen. We're not gonna let a child who has immune issues get sick. It's a death sentence.

[@alextorchia2289]

Yes, that is what vaccines do, they inject the virus inside you, but not enough to give you the virus so anti vaccine people are actually just getting a worse vaccine of getting sick.

[@omkarsangvikar4166]

Isn't that how corona got spread

[@Aphid121]

@@omkarsangvikar4166 comment is directed to corona but its also kinda what I was talking about

[@Zeebas]

I wanna like but its a 69

[@sonicrunn3r895]

Entitled Parent: mY sOn Is HeAlThY Their child: *General Grevious coughing*

[@starceasilvester1573]

The son:lightsaber colection intensefies

[@starceasilvester1573]

@Alexander Steel ahhh yes the negocietor

[@madelinebernal6546]

that's an insult to grievous to say they have similarities

[@vergil4418]

Sees his enemy: cough cough *Ah yes,-* cough *Jerry* massive cough *dies*

[@generalgrevious8246]

Hello there

[@Oldundead9491]

"Let my son get your child sick" and on that note, I'm now worrying about the intelligence of some humans.

[@ramdises]

The ability to speak does not make you smart

[@Helena-me6mp]

@@ramdises you having the ability to speak doesnt mean you should use it

[@angryasfman9077]

Having the ability to abuse previliges does not make you entitled over everything.

[@debacofzomb9889]

Hahahaha starting? Some humans? 😋 My current one is evil and corrupt people. I really don't like them.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

She's the kind of woman who thinks pox parties are the best thing since the invention of movies.

[@BuddinGHP]

The person who saved the kid's life is truly a great person.

[@doos6172]

"My boy is healthy and vaccine free". *Two lines earlier:* "He literally looks like he's dying." SUPER HEALTHY AND *V A C C I N E F R E E.*

[@ol-si4lx]

Illuison 100

[@kiravlee]

rip in advance to that antivax kid

[@ol-si4lx]

@@kiravlee Na he probs got vaccinated since the mom was Scared of her kid dying

[@ol-si4lx]

@dragon born shit Kinda true

[@ol-si4lx]

@dragon born also question do you know what "Disease" that is? the one thats preventable in the story

[@shadowryft]

up here in canada, there is a law that provides safety for you if you save someones life, they cannot press charges for damages caused to themselves, and you also have the right to not help in a situation that could result in injury to yourself.

[@daltonbrady5565]

Really the American system would’ve given them a fine and a restraining order etc…

[@Helena-me6mp]

@@daltonbrady5565 probably jail time for harassment or sexual harassment

[@fzerowipeoutlover]

@@daltonbrady5565 America also has Good Samaritan laws as well

[@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer]

When that second person (I think) started seeing red was just PURE ADRENALINE AND INSTINCT! This amazing superhuman should be in charge of us all

[@MLGsniper-oo8xp]

Nobody: Girl: saves son Entitled parents: *so you have chosen death*

[@emmitthinman6211]

Ah yes Karen Stories

[@mdnafiulhoque123]

If I was instead of that guy, I would've said "If he falls down and gets hurt, don't tell me I didn't warn you."

[@fuzzyasmr940]

MLGsniper7 Someone was bound to have chosen death in that story, EP is just lucky it wasn’t her kid.

[@mng3941]

Ruined the 69 likes

[@milekaramanovic]

@Kent Lorenzo Mangekyo Rinnegan?

[@funl]

*Literally dives in like a hero and saves the kid* "I saved him." EP: "Well yes, but actually no."

[@shaymadus9462]

Celest haha

[@aram3984]

Her: Saves sons life like a hero EP: what the fuck is that even supposed to mean

[@bountyhunterj6822]

Donlet letdom your language sound like it come from a mumble rap community

[@aram3984]

BountyHunterJ no pape no papa yes papa johnny. And down all of this sugar

[@bountyhunterj6822]

Donlet letdom Now lets throw this fuckin party with some...

[@lisaburnett7993]

In the first story, the cops are really bad. They didn’t check the security cameras first.

[@calamity2383]

When Em said she’ll tell the cops that the entitled mother tried to kidnap her I was so proud

[@blazingmammoth3757]

The 2nd Karen was like: “Well maybe I don’t wanna be the bad guy anymore.”

[@nickjohnson1424]

That is a rare breed of Karen

[@mrgameandwatchofficialacco1397]

The good karen

[@yellownuts]

#anti-karen

[@clownguy4399]

They're evolving just really slowly

[@blazingmammoth3757]

@JAYDEN HOBBS “She’s moving into your neighborhood”

[@just4funyay804]

"My sOn iS hEaLtHy" *Persuasion 100*

[@raccus2719]

Hey guy who died from three people or in Gladiator got killed by a Roman General, can I have your son? My son died because we dont have vaccines yet.

[@theblueplague7164]

Persuasion attempt failed

[@CardamomYGO]

More like Ilusion 100

[@KrazyKolaMan]

It depends if you rolled 20 then it’s a success

[@MrSnake-dh3hu]

[Intelligence 1] [Medicine 0] I don't vaccinate.

[@r1bit510]

“My son is healthy!” The son: *coughs up blood*

[@cats1375]

I love how the entitled mother at the end was like wait social worker oh no I gotta run that person legally has the ability to take my child away and my child stole from them

[@jonasp.30]

EK’s lungs: we need air Air: ok, can we come in EP: PRESS CHARGES

[@therandoguyo4565]

police/P:oh my freaking gosh im so done with these entiteld parent's

[@Noon56724]

Bladder: ok I am ready to go pee EK: ok pissssssss EM: no get back in EK'S body if you don't I will sue you

[@themasteredbeast8878]

Countined: Air:SIKE YOU THOUGHT Ep:IM SUEING

[@shepherd9217]

Lol

[@Ziadodeh121]

YOU ARE UNDER ARREST

[@mazefaze8969]

EM: my Son is healthy! Kid: *H E L P M E I M D Y I N G*

[@spectralkits7769]

Poor kid.

[@TheSpawnfan]

Drago: "If he dies, he dies"

[@lionelk.y7233]

Like she said if she wants natural selection so be it

[@yomama9390]

it's a bullshit story

[@thegamingbluefiredragon428]

*start of transmission* Entitled mum: your child is vaccinated and going to get autism Me:that's bullshit EM:no it's not it's true Me:autism is a genetic disorder I should know I have it EM:Oh your so smart Me: *pulling out a shotgun* yeah I am and I know that if you don't leave I will blow you brains put. Also your kid looks like he is dieing Kid:please help I'm dying EM:shut up we're leave...*gets trapped in a sound proof bubble* Me:why would you not have your son vaccinated those things could save his life and picking on a child with a weak immune system is just not cool*shoots EM in the foot before making her fade out of existence* Me:Well there's another entitled parent down and whole load more to go Gaming bluefiredragon signing of *transmission fades to black with my insignia in the middle*

[@elizabethgoolsby9380]

So I've noticed more than a few times parents are being held financially responsible for needless destruction caused by their monsters. Keep up the good work. Parents will make them behave if they know they'll pay for damages. Love this trend.

[@VaguelyCanadian]

no one in the comments realizing the implication behind the last mom immediately recognizing a social worker ID at a glance? The other stories just too wild for the layers on this one to get really peeled back

[@okalright4211]

*saves em's child's life* Em: Wait. That's illegal.

[@gayfurry5287]

OP: **owns stuff** EM: whippity dine that's gonna be mine

[@roomtemperaturewater8703]

hey now a toxic user woulda been better if you said wippity wine

[@sanicsped4235]

Anti vax

[@FrostiKitsune]

@@sanicsped4235 Pro-Death

[@alissonrobin6651]

“I’m sorry” - I’m Canadian

[@arbiterskiss6692]

Most Canadians I know don't apologize is it's a sport, then again they are French Canadian, so maybe that's the divide.

[@Phoenix_Blader_93]

Hi Canadian

[@lordofthememes6016]

We say sorry, thats our way

[@alissonrobin6651]

I think this is cute in Canadians

[@ookyspookyspider9957]

Im Canadian too! Hello^^

[@admani7481]

The story with Em in it was just so fricking wholesome (apart from op almost getting stabbed and Em almost getting sick). I love the fact that Em loves Pokémon I understood all of the Pokémon jokes that OP made.

[@P1nkNebula]

I was personally scared by Em's story because I also have an immune problem (I almost couldn't get the covid vaccine because of it, but now i'm fine). good thing Em is smart and EP was just trying to protect her son, even though she didn't know she was doing the opposite

[@user-ud3ne1zi1o]

_literally saves this woman's son's life_ The Mom: *ya fackin' murderer*

[@Techischannel]

I mean ... she did murder the EM's chance to kill her Child in an "Accident" ... right?

[@psychological7514]

Techy *Knowledge:100*

[@claytonjewell6445]

ill get YA FUCKING FIRED AND RUIN YOUR LIFE

[@TheGreatestYouTubeChannelEver]

You fekin idiot.... You can't swear you fekin dumbo

[@user-ud3ne1zi1o]

@@TheGreatestKZbinChannelEver yes I fookin can you feeckin piece of shat

[@stallard9522tid]

EK: *holds gun* Police officer: *takes back gun* EP: *HoW dArE yOu*

[@germanyvalentine7598]

EP: I'm CaLlInG tHe PoLiCe

[@stallard9522tid]

@@germanyvalentine7598Police Officer: maam i am the police

[@melodyy4782]

Elis ThaBesth “Ma’am,I *am* the chief...”

[@jimramirez4707]

@@germanyvalentine7598 popo:your going to school again but in jail

[@dreamspacealt]

@@Victor_Graves ᴱᴷ: yOu GoT nO rIgHt

[@chrissummach532]

Imma quote this and add my own part "Kids who get vaccinated are more likely to have cancer because they are more likely to live long enough" -some guy on Reddit My own part- HOW CAN YOU GET AUTISM IF THE ONLY WAY TO GET IT IS IF YOU ARE BORN WITH IT!!!

[@Nikologicaldk]

Me with autism: lol

[@Dusti_buns]

Karen: "you saved my child? So what!?!? Hes a strong child!! If you didn't grab him to SAVE him, he would have unleashed his super powers."

[@hobojoooe2264]

Child - *Cough* Mother - *looks at child* “what was that?” Child - “a little cough.” Mother - * stares * “ok” *pulls out essential oils* Child - “ NANI”

[@ghostboat_]

liked (its at 69 i wouldnt d a r e)

[@d3lta641]

I LIKED IT, MUHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[@oraclenightshade]

My grandmother...

[@CarRhuPla]

His final moments

[@ferndragon2062]

That’s my step mom but with medicine

[@cindyphung4634]

“Let me get your daughter sick” Literally leave. Get out

[@Darknator]

She maybe after they recover

[@Thehudats]

Em is practically a thug at the end

[@nitroboostn2o]

Those kind of people dont deserve to exist

[@Thehudats]

@@nitroboostn2o I agree

[@commenteee7291]

I’m sick🤒 DAMN YOU EP!!!!!

[@JECeditz]

“You should let her get sick. It will make her stronger.” Me: Dwight? Dwight Shrute??

[@ballspector]

I just love how that entitled parent realized all of her mistakes and us trying her best ti be a better person. 😊

[@mehuci1263]

Em “ U should let her be sick” Me : screams at screen cuz that’s how vaccinations work

[@Naturally-Bright]

EXACTLY!

[@l0rd48]

OP:"I saved your son's life" EP:" Wait that's illegal"

[@psykpathfficial6321]

R/Ye

[@makesalsanotwar7107]

i love this

[@ohyeahyeah8625]

@@soup_lover2030 🎶GOT NOWHERE TO RUN🎶

[@millymaker7836]

“Let my son get your daughter sick!” And the best parent award goes to…

[@astralguardian5930]

7:16 Hearing that love for Glaceon makes me happy. Glaceon is my favorite Eeveelution too.

[@andyoneal1127]

That story about the sweet immune-compromised girl feels genuinely like a zombie movie. Good on OP for being a badass

[@enderteimant740]

I do actually have 3 kids vaccine free... Edit: 2 kids Edit: 1 kid Edit: Don't mind this comment

[@Zancibar]

How can a joke I've read so many times still make me chucke?

[@melissawagner83]

Vaccinate your next few

[@lilmomok-fs7lb]

Melissa Wagner I cant tell if this is r/whoosh or not

[@candywilliams3137]

@@melissawagner83 R/whoooooosh

[@luckyhead19]

🤣

[@guesswhoscoming9046]

Hopefully Em did well through the corona pandemic. She seems like a sweet girl

[@erased_unocard7760]

Caren: asks for help from op and becomes a better person me: “caren redemption story, but how”

[@FMHikari]

EP: My son is autism and vaccine free Kid:*literally dying*

[@Koozomec]

A disease free corpse.

[@boglenight1551]

Selling Autism, I don’t need it anymore Price = free to all unvaccinated children

[@disparuetderetour5230]

But it is right that your child is literally dying because he doesn't have vaccines, he has a very bad health.

[@hamartiarobins8268]

ikr like autisms not that bad either in lots of cases me and my sister have it and are normal pretty uch except i made the cult of the traumatised sheep dragon ect. lol

[@TheOcculticUnicorn]

@@hamartiarobins8268 That actually sounds pretty awesome.

[@kirstencoburn6894]

EP: you have to let your kids get germs so they get a better immune system not vaccines Me: You know what vaccines are don't you?

[@booboointhetootoo]

Nah, she’s anti vax. She dumb asf

[@Yikeowsky]

What are vaccines

[@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522]

@@Yikeowsky Pure. Unaldulterated. AUTISM.

[@radekvaverka4048]

@@Yikeowsky in most vaccines theres germs seriously weakened. Your body than learns to fight against them and has a much better chance of beating them full power.

[@anjhindul]

Kirsten, don't tell the nurses that... I had a nice argument with one over the flu and the fact it is the virus (a damaged virus, yes, so it is LESS lethal, but still, a virus) and she went off on how "NO VACCINE GIVES YOU ANY DISEASE! IT CAN'T BECAUSE IT IS A VACCINE!!!!!"... Lady, shouting won't help your case... LOLOL

[@lyudiradio920]

Karen : my son is 18 and he is healthy even with no vaccine The dad who has secretly vaccine the son all those years : 😳😏

[@mohammadsaleh1998]

Thats a great dad

[@bruh1694]

@@mohammadsaleh1998 and a sneaky one

[@diegorialconde]

Dad:Yo son want a vaccine Son: ded on le floor Dad: OH MY G- *i got a be a good Christian* OH DIM DUMD DILIDUF MY GOSH POSSUM IN THE BEER IM TOO LATE MY SON IS DEAD

[@Wolf27364]

When she said “she’s going to get autism” and that her boy was healthy and not vaccinated while he was dying I laughed so hard

[@blitzwolfmon8297]

Those poor anti vaxxers don't know that vaccines don't cause autism but if a person is autistic, they are born that way.

[@mannofdober873]

"I'll have your towel turban." "Well I'll have your son then."

[@hezakiahmecham1449]

Now I'm going to nickname one of my pokemon towel turban and trade with a Pokemon my friend nicknamed child.

[@xvaldez3284]

@@hezakiahmecham1449 if i was her i'd have nonchalantly shown her the badge so she could see exactly who she was messing with. Maybe she doesn't have the power to just take the brat but she could probably warrant an investigation and blow the whole thing out of proportion if she wanted too.

[@ghristophermyers666]

Lmfao

[@puggleboi8681]

"I dont want my child having autism!" 1.There is many types of autism. 2.Nothing is wrong with having it. 3.People have no right to judge you if you autism or not. All people are equal.

[@salemcorriea5157]

Not only is it ok to have any form of autism, it's ignorant to even claim someone can get it through vaccines when: A. Autism is a mental disorder/disability, you don't get depression, ADD, ADHD, OCD or anything through vaccines because the develop differently than physical illnesses And B. 80% of individuals with autism were born with it, very few actually develop it at later times and I'm sure a lot of those cases were people brought in for a check later when stimming symptoms could have become more visible.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

This woman wants that Dr Seuss shirt I saw on reddit which bastardizes Green Eggs and Ham by replacing "green eggs and ham" with "autism". Me? I'll take that shirt I saw on redbubble that says "We can't all be neurotypical, Karen". (Both of these are real, look for them...and I am considering buying the badge with that slogan).

[@AxelThePanda459]

4. The vaccine has never been proven to cause autism XD

[@Jhood05SCP]

And four : even though they might think it's real vaccine does not cause autism in fact autism is only a mental disorder not a damn disease.

[@omegadragons321]

all of these are true, i know from personal experience

[@noahlovato7331]

take note that the entitled mom became un-entitled, as it only happens every thousand years.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

I've read up on some of these stories. Some of them seem entitled out of frustration. Then again, they weren't entitled then. There was one about this grandmother that promised her grandson to bring candy apple-making kits and couldn't grasp that they weren't being sold in Wal-Mart. Later on, OP found her sitting in her car crying, and that's when she explained why she was acting so entitled. OP told her that there were some leftover kits somewhere else, and she thanked him/her. How's that for a transition?

[@SoulcatcherLucario]

i genuinely cried when the girl from the pokemon story created glaceon in the snow; that op is an amazing person, thank you for being you

[@MOTHERWELL4LIFE]

Me: *saves child* EM: I’m pressing charges Me: *lets child die* EM: I’m pressing charges Me: eXcUsE mE wHaT tHe FuC-

[@AmaryInkawult]

KawaiiPotato XOX well there is ONE other option... It involves... MURDER [insert dramatic organ music here for comedic effect]

[@aram3984]

PhantomDragon1992 *still presses charges*

[@stealthfully2823]

fucking kills mother and child

[@Rattler04]

KawaiiPotato XOX there is no way out

[@CollinMunro]

Hol’ up 😐🤚

[@frickinundertale9904]

EP: my son is sick EP 5 seconds later: my boy is *HEALTHY* and vaccine free

[@HaXD1209]

Viruses inside EK: *SNEAK 100* *ILLUSION 100*

[@t-seriesenemy1387]

Speech -100

[@Spyix348]

#Gachalogic

[@frickinundertale9904]

N P ... YESS!!!

[@frickinundertale9904]

Three Peater ok what is this coincidence I hadn’t played plants vs zombies in years until today and I just found you

[@BonBon-kl9so]

5:12 That's my country right there! Here are some facts Her other name we call as a fully one as: Her Majesty Queen Sunandha Kumareerat Phra Borom Ratchathewi Villager usually call her Her Majesty's ship capsized. For some reason ;-;

[@wolfgamer8770]

The entitled parent in the second story is literally using the same philosophy as vaccines. Just way more extreme.

[@verfytheflames_6217]

It’s a lot of fun to imagine a random grown man in his room recording the voices

[@Ajehy]

Ver!fyTheFlames - with a cute little doggy! 🐶

[@ramzimasannat1170]

I'm your 69th like, It better stay that way !!!!

[@bidoof7478]

Imagine if he still lives at home (not saying he does) and his mom walks into his room

[@innerwlfy4758]

Khusdgvuksrvbj!drbvhmsevfaejhvbj!sfnvd!but vsrhmvvjhsevvbjs!fnbsrkubvahkebcarkjvhstlikbn?!??zvkubrsjeyafvajeyfgerikgherkugseyjfgeajyfgsmjdfvhsdmhvajyshtccSHTXcsCjDGCVKDVUB%#)'7vDKUFVKHDVFNHEV!:7*#-&@#=*@#:-*'@#!+*'@3!+*:@3*!+:@3*;+@'3*;@3*'@3!*+'@3%!+'@2=;-"

[@innerwlfy4758]

It means GIVE ME ALL YOUR MOTHER FCKING MONEY!!! I'm my language

[@SmokechedaDaassghetta]

"Let my son make your daughter sick." 😂😂😂😂 *Wtf*

[@northernfrost]

Abhishek right? Lmfao💀

[@Phovixs]

10:00 “She probably going to get Autism!” I almost laughed at that because I don’t think autism works that way

[@Valentfrey]

"my boy is healthy and vaccine free!" The boy 2 seconds later:☠️

[@srthebox4946]

Alternate version of the first story Kid: dies EM: I’m suing!

[@tristanyokom1542]

Saving the kid was definitely the best option, both legally and morally

[@flyboy152]

@@tristanyokom1542 "Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right. " Translation: I would have had no problem with the kid being seriously injured or dying. Your crotch goblin is not my problem.

[@trinalgalaxy5943]

@@tristanyokom1542 and worst case the employee can fall on Good Samaritan laws. aka, you cannot be fucked if you helped someone who is in peril. the mother would look even more the fool and deserved to get hit by the full force of the law.

[@jamiedaws4572]

What if she said thanks

[@harbymastopia9635]

@@flyboy152 That will only work in china since they have law making the savior responsible to the person they saved. In america or other countries, you might be jailed for letting someone die in front of you without helping them.

[@littley-joming2582]

Op: "Sorry, your son can't play with her, because she gets sick really easy." EP: "Why does she get sick easily? Is she vaccined?" Me: "OH GOD! an entitled Mom AND anti-vaxxer!? Everyone run for their lives!"

[@Cheesy9149]

RUN! ITS A KAREN!

[@rockstepguy3524]

"Now this is an avengers level threat!"

[@krysc3278]

*an alarm starts ringing in the city* Run!! Save your lives!! Evacuate the entire city!!

[@lyssag.3081]

Little Y-Joming RUNNNN!!!!!

[@firefin1014]

She crossed the streams of stupidity.

[@thrill7764]

“Let my son get your daughter sick!”

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

everytime op mentioned a pokemon, i just felt pure joy.

[@kuraiwolf9107]

Rslash: *pronounces Arceus right* Me: ah, I see you're a man of culture

[@rkbroussard]

Wolf clan 4ever

[@Kris-rz1yr]

No, it's pronounced Arkoos.

[@myers5059]

how you people suppose wrong pronunce arceus in english?, his name in spanish it's pretty easy to say

[@notimportant9082]

@@myers5059 the alphabet in Spanish isn't the same as the English alphabet. I mean they're the same letters but have different sounds. For example two Ls in Spanish make a "ya" sound but in English they just make a "la" sound. Also some people have trouble using accents which can make it hard to pronounce names or words in other languages. Like I have a tongue tie and a lisp so I can't do accents and while I know Spanish pretty well but I sound silly when I try to speak it to someone who is fluent because I can't get the actual pronunciations down.

[@myers5059]

@@notimportant9082 i know that the spanish and english alphabet sounds different each other, because i'm argentine (get me the fuck out of this country pls being third world sucks) i just have that doubt of pronounce arceus :p

[@npj5532]

In prison: Prisoner: I’m here for murder. You? Me: I saved a life.

[@appleoof4192]

and the parent of the person i saved the life of called the police on me for "assault"

[@kingzues0757]

Impresive

[@mattsalvacion811]

I got arrested by the fashion police you will get that if your a fan of Vanossgaming

[@gingertea871]

Prisoner : dafuq?

[@microondascononda6631]

Lol

[@roycecrowther3317]

“MY KID IS HEALTHY AND VACCINE FREE” Literally 10 seconds later my “son is dying and is in the hospital in critical condition and it is preventable if you take vaccines” Damn

[@Maleficarum999]

Well making children 'sick' to make them healthy isn't entirely wrong concept though.

[@Thebatcavepetfriendlybakery]

When they're immunocompromised, diseases and viruses that just make us feel like shit will kill them bc they cant fight it off and the virus can take over the body and destroy it. Normal kids, yeah, getting sick is normal and can benefit them. The kid in the story and others like her, not at all. Getting sick isn't an option.

[@slasherscrews]

I hope that Em is okay during these times...

[@scout_princess]

Yep

[@Your_mom513]

Same.

[@animusfrost7483]

At least the O.P stopped the EP

[@noellefritz5678]

I don't

[@slasherscrews]

@@noellefritz5678 Wow, how special you must feel.

[@limebeersalt]

Bigger channel: swears nonstop KZbin: Sure RSlash: doesn't swear and tries his best to stay family friendly KZbin: Nah we ain't having that stuff on my fricking site

[@coolpeeper1269]

That's because they're big and make KZbin alot of Money

[@Grybster]

Conclusion: let us make Rslash channel so big KZbin will no longer give a frick :)

[@ConekQ]

yEs BOt nUmBeR #16636

[@eagle3676]

They do that to PewDiePie as well a d he's the biggest KZbinr. It isn't about money, it's about some sort of weird agenda. Big or small, you're not safe if KZbin decides it doesn't like you

[@audreyseddon9749]

It's not just the content. It's the comments. If the comments are too rude or contain vulgarity, the channel risks being demonetized. It's a ploy by YT to force the channel holders to police their comment section, which for many channels is impossible, so rather than lose their money they have started to disable commenting.

[@PJXay]

I’m sorry but if I ever stole a towel from some random lady my mom would have made me rummage through my things and every single thing I owned, given it back, and bought that lady a drink to apologize

[@pupperpalace9889]

What I don't get is how the police could nearly arrest OP without evidence especially after seeing that shards of glass were in his/her skin.

[@oliviacraig8943]

This is how many years the entitled parents will get in prison Edit: thank you for all of the likes they’ve got a life sentence now 👇🏻

[@pachecoon7393]

53 years

[@isabellajemica]

A bit more to 69 years

[@pachecoon7393]

110 years

[@pachecoon7393]

Not yet

[@joel5611]

221

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

Heck. When the story with the lady wanting to get the little girl sick, when she said “that’s why my son is healthy” I got an ad where it showed a zombie.

[@xPumy09HD1]

U got a Vision into the future. Prepare yourself for the Apocalypse of dead unvaccinated kids.

[@wolfiegamerhowls4]

😹😹😹😹😹

[@sentinel7672]

That wasn't an Ad. KZbin was showing you a picture of her kid.

[@_minimeekshow_3969]

I got an endgame trailer.. the beginning scene looked like all life was gone..

[@yakyolafh]

I got a wallgreens ad

[@DaddyAvox]

I always relisten to these stories at work. I'm genuinely curious how em is now and how her life is going. That's so hard to be so young with something like that, I really hope she's able to live her life to the fullest.

[@ricochet0928]

"My son is perfectly healthy and vaccine-free!" *The son:* 💀

[@codenate02]

EP: You vaccinated your kid? That must be why she gets sick easily, my son is PERFECTLY healthy! *EP's child sneezing miserably in the background, is later sent to hospital* Huh.

[@Tomfoxy-hb9jh]

I WONDER WHY MY SON IS GOING TO DIE... HMMMMMMM

[@Rin-qj7zt]

*that moment you can't like a comment because you are so immature that you need it to stay at 69 lol*

[@julianharrison8048]

Lmao she was probably just proud her kid happened to live past the age of 3 un-vaccinated and assumed it was her "excellent parenting."

[@WellBeSerious12]

Neat.

[@codenate02]

@F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e F.u.c.k Go.ogl.e Wow and here I thought vaccines were introducing weakened strains of diseases to an immune system in order to learn how to fight off the disease. Strange how few vaccinated people are effected by these "brain-killing metals" compared to how many people are vaccinated... Would you mind telling me where I pick up my government check? Or do I also need to tell you you're an ableist dumbass to qualify?

[@dimitrispashalis3943]

Wait she Is entitled and anti vaxx? Wait thats illegal!

[@hefik8689]

BuT VaCciNeS KiLl PeOpLe YoU sTupId oR SumThIn??? eArTh iS FlAt

[@laughingstock6078]

@@hefik8689 its amazing that i read this with an entitled parent voice with the cirrect pitch and all

[@nastygumbo8426]

Death penalty

[@shersmk90]

@@laughingstock6078 Same! LOL

[@Jaydexoxo]

r/EntitledAntiVaxxers

[@TheSudrianTerrier653]

"I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR HIM" "ma'am, you're strangling him"

[@goatbroazzy9200]

The part about the girl who got to play with snow for the first time warmed my heart

[@egamflow]

"where are the drinks?" does not EQUAL "can you show me where the drinks are?" note how VERY different both questions are?

[@pawStrap]

egamflow ones more of a demand while the other one is an actual question?

[@ComfyCherry]

@@pawStrap it's very clearly a request not a demand, unless your tone implies as much, but even then, if they omitted the "can you" it becomes a demand rather than a request

[@peopleeatuswearechip6109]

@@pawStrap One ask to state where the location is And one ask to show where the location is

[@GnogginGnome]

egamflow also note how most of the stories on r/entitledparents are fake

[@TheBloodswordsman]

Having worked in retail for far too friggin long, I have learned that it is expected that *you*, the clerk/worker must find out the differences. Some customersvwant you to show them where the items are, others have no problem finding the items themselves. At this point, whenever I hear the words: "Where are - ?" I immediately follow with: "Would you like me to show you where they are?"

[@icantth1nkofanam40]

Scenario 1: Saves kids life EM: hOw dArE yOu tRy aNd kIlL mY pReCiOuS sOn Scenario 2: Display falls on kid EM: hOw dArE yOu lEt mY sOn gEt iNjUrEd u sHoUlD hAvE sAvEd hIm aNd pUlLeD hIm aWaY Both scenarios: Storyteller: .....

[@Almath3a]

yeah, its one of those situations were inthe eyes of the parent you never do the rigth thing..

[@JaggedBird]

Wolfy Entitled insane people...A situation you cannot win.

[@CringeyIdiot]

Reminds me of that one statement “Mouth to mouth CPR is forcing yourself on someone”

[@iciclethehybrid]

Momma Ursaring! That's so gosh darn cute and beyond wholesome on so many levels! For being a cute "subtle" Pokémon tie in, a change in the traditional Momma Bear, and everything! Just to darn adorable.