r/Entitledparents "LET MY SON ATTACK YOU!"

[@LunaP1]

That first story, OP should’ve told her “My ring may be cheap, but at least it’s real.” The level of paranoia that Karen would have would destroy her marriage.

[@thunderflare59]

I'd have plopped my wallet next to the sandwhich stuff and said, "Since you married a bank account instead of a man, I'll let my wallet finish your sandwhich."

[@animeotaku307]

I’d tell her all about how the diamonds industry overinflates the value of diamonds and that they’re touted as rarer than they actually are.

[@evadedenbach1226]

@@thunderflare59 Nice one!

[@evadedenbach1226]

@@animeotaku307 Also, I'd be telling her about how the diamond trade employees children to mine them, and why her diamond is most likely a blood diamond. Also, every jewelry company that claims to be selling ethical diamonds may not be ethical.

[@animeotaku307]

@@evadedenbach1226 Unless the diamond was lab-grown, but even then there’s ethical concerns regarding how it was cut. Though I get the feeling that Karen doesn’t care about the ethics involved. That’s why I focused on the false scarcity side, because that’s definitely a blow to the ego.

[@PinataFreaks]

The fact that the mother jumped to "rapist" so quickly when it had not been mentioned in the case makes me think that this wasn't their son's first incident.

[@YourXavier]

I got the same feeling. I wonder what else is on his record.

[@OrigamiMaster06]

I think they're just more conservative and think they're trying to hit him with a rape charge. I don't think the Intruder is a bad guy just someone who was high, went in the wrong room by accident, and then just froze in the moment. He got his stash found and all in all just got screwed by a dumb mistake.

[@Fmanzo10]

But it had been mentioning. Her roommate/Clem apologized for saying something about sexual assault during the incident.

[@someonesomeone3126]

@@Fmanzo10 i don’t think her roommate actually reported it as sexual assault he just thought it was because i think if he would have reported it the manager/everyone would have already known she thought that and that would have been sorted out first. I think she just mentioned she originally thought that. But not sure could be.

[@TheTrueC64]

I thought he was

[@quentinstayskull2464]

Lmao this dude accidentally wandered into someone else's room, high as shit, and if he had just kept his mouth shut he wouldn't have been in trouble for the drugs 🤣🙄

[@songohan3321]

Yeap. That is the definition of Drug-induced Stupid.

[@thunderflare59]

He was high as shit. What did you expect?

[@BersealiaDreamheart]

At least he was honest and respectful about the whole thing. ...Unlike his rotten parents.

[@winter8165]

If he didn't bring up that he was under influence he would probably have been kicked out for walking into another persons flat and staring at a girl while she was sleeping. Honestly, out of the two the drug option would probably be better.

[@SH-qs7ee]

I do like the bit when EM told OP she should apologize for getting stupid kicked out Entitled Mother: "If she had measured my sons presence...." OP: "You're right, I should have shot him"

[@FerroequinologistofColorado]

The Karen who insulted OP’s wedding ring is a disgusting Rich snob. My god Rich people who talk bad about people who are beneath them absolutely DISGUST ME to no end

[@dimitri7615]

That’s why I’m sacred of because rich I don’t want to become a snob

[@jld12er30]

@@dimitri7615 not all rich people are like that i used to work at a grocery store in a very high end town like the surgeons judges lawyers all lived there and they were all really nice to me and only had to deal with one karen heck one guy every time he got steak from me he would always just slip 20 bucks on the counter and told me i always take care of him so he will always take care of me

[@finnmchugh99]

@@dimitri7615 I know not all rich people are snobs but it's definitely a mental issue where they cling to the notion that wealth equals high status and entitlement only someone with a shallow, narcissistic and egotistical personality acts like that. Especially this sort of attitude comes from the Karen's of rich people, the moochers or gold diggers whom act like they won the lottery and act any way they want. If I become rich I'm definitely not gonna act like that cuz I know wealth doesn't make someone famous or amazing, it's how they treat others that goes a long way.

[@_leaf-3525]

and the part i hate about it most is that op just got the ring she wanted, not because she didnt have the money to buy a diamond one, but because she wanted to buy the one she liked, but karen just outright insulted her, saying that it was ugly.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@_leaf-3525 And there was also nothing to gain from it. It's just a nice ring that isn't mega-expensive. Karen had nothing to achieve from hating on it, so she was just being a bully for no reason.

[@tinyrubi7290]

As a woman who hates diamonds I loved the first story. Her ring came from a place of love. An actual love that Karen will never truly know.

[@badkitty4922]

I can't even think of a stone I hate. I'm not crazy about the lab created pink stone that's supposed to be an alternative to Opal but, I don't hate it. I just don't like it. Not throwing shade on you. I totally respect your opinion. You got me thinking, lol!😘😂😂👍

[@tinyrubi7290]

@@badkitty4922 for me i love unique stones i love stones that have a story or give off some energy. Diamonds are just...not that great. I grew up around jewelers and the price of the diamond rings are insain and the resale of them is a joke because the diamond itself is a worthless stone artificially inflated to have more value. Show me a ring with amathyst or jade or labradorite and i am sure there is a story how that ring came to be.

[@badkitty4922]

@@tinyrubi7290 I love how you recognize their energy! I can't touch Opals because my energy cracks them, which sucks because they're so beautiful but, I can't own one. That's probably why I don't like the pink stone. I'm experiencing sour grapes, lol. I love Jade. There's also something about Lapis Lazuli that I just love. Same with both the blue-violet AND violet-blue Tanzanite.😘💖👍👍

[@tinyrubi7290]

@@badkitty4922 so funny story about stones and energy, I was given an orb of Selenite and a pretty stand for her for my altar. This stone is the biggest diva I have ever met, randomly will fall over if I put her near ANY other stone or move her away from the center of ANY table. Tazinite and lapis lazuli are truly beautiful stones though I can't lie!

[@badkitty4922]

@@tinyrubi7290 Lol! Miss Selenite's rockin' her position like a Boss! Love it!💖😘😂😂😂💪💪👍👍 Blessed Be, and may your Good Works come to fruition.😘💖

[@Sugarylamb]

The second story(?) I am shaking with rage, the parents reasons for him not to be expelled are so so so so dumb and it hurts my brain to even recall their excuses. And the mum asking for an apology! “Oh im sorry you woke me out of my sleep AT 3am, and I have no idea who you where and I happened to scream in fright and start crying even louder and hard after you refuse to leave. Yeah sorry thats m bad, I shouldn’t have OvErReAcTeD. My bad my bad.” But rslash’s idea of one pepper spray per year thing, I’d use it here regardless if i work retail just burn them alive please.

[@damekkoDark]

not his idea, but still a good idea

[@kathimorrical9912]

Oh please! One a year? As rampant and self replicating as the Karens and Kevins are maybe one a week would keep the trash in line!

[@efeyzee]

Also OP clearly doesn't use she/her, they use they/them. Kinda annoying RSlash misgendered them

[@X3H3X]

"oh I'm sorry I woke up at 3am and screamed because some pervert who was clearly high as fuck was staring at me when I was trying to sleep in MY home!"

[@barbaragarb9453]

Can i qoute something from Black Butler Book Of Circus please...?

[@LeeroyPorkins]

I have a friend who once worked at Domino's, a lady ordered 2 pizzas. One half cheese and half pepperoni. The other one? Half cheese and half pepperoni. My friend asked "So One Cheese and One Pepperoni?". She responded with "Oh. That would be easier."

[@natanoj16]

That is just cute :D

[@gatlinggun511]

@Rusto I don’t think there was a problem

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@gatlinggun511 There wasn't, it's just one of the many humorous stories my friend has about Domino's.

[@mattwoodard2535]

Sounds like she just hadn't put her brain in gear. It happens to everyone from time to time. sm

[@LeeroyPorkins]

@@mattwoodard2535 There was a Karen who wanted a pizza half pepperoni and half pepperoni and I think mushroom (I forget which one specifically) after arguing with my friend on how it wasn't a whole pepperoni pizza with half "mushrooms" that she wanted half pepperoni and half pepperoni and mushrooms she realized that my friend was saying what she wanted, just in a different way.

[@verysadcatc7897]

Entitled Husband: _”I am lawyer”_ Sound like a type of lawyer blames on innocents

[@condorboss3339]

Best response "I bet _Prestigious Law Firm LLP_ " will be really impressed with your son breaking into single women's apartments in the middle of the night to stare at them."

[@mattwoodard2535]

Sounds like the kind of lawyer that should be disbarred. sm

[@gagekornegay1324]

I bet he loses almost every single case he gets handed

[@infiniteshay8660]

He's clearly a public defense lawyer.

[@RetroArcadeGuy]

Rosenberg type lawyer.

[@madambutterfly1997]

When I get my engagement ring I'm going to have it engraved "one ring to rule them all"

[@ShindoKagiri]

I'd probably have a modified wizard ring from kamen rider wizard

[@madambutterfly1997]

@@ShindoKagiri I just found out about that Kamen Rider. I only got invested cuz the main character has a dragon

[@ShindoKagiri]

@@madambutterfly1997 kamen rider is really good trust me

[@madambutterfly1997]

@@ShindoKagiri there's just a metric fuckton of tokusatsu series and not all the time in the world

[@ShindoKagiri]

@@madambutterfly1997 i know

[@katieb9428]

I am so happy there are actual managers who stick up for their employees - especially when there are idiots lingering after closing

[@kenyettaready]

Yes I feel grateful for all the managers on this video. Cause mine.....let's just say she fired a kidnapping victim/employee. Now give or take this employee was kidnapped by her crazy abusive husband. So her excuse was firing the lady was for our safety. But I overheard her tell another manager she just didn't like her. But ok.

[@wolfgrrlify]

My store manager has a policy that allows us to outright SCREAM at one customer per year. Most of us use our free ticket to yell at a customer who is being loud and disorderly, berating a coworker because they think they have a right to.

[@bookwolf9638]

Lol, my boss allows us to treat customers how they treat us. Wanna click your fingers or wave your money in our face to get us serve you next? Guess what buddy, every time we see you do that, you can wait another five minutes. Get pissy with us? We can shut you down with zero repercussions. I once smacked a patron for trying to put a hand up my skirt. My boss? Sat right behind them and told them that they deserved it and to get the fuck out of her pub lmao.

[@mushystudio]

What restaurant is that? I need to work there

[@summermoore6085]

Is it screaming with words or are you allowed to just strait up scream at them?

[@MannifyYT2024]

yes.

[@frost.bytten2023]

What store is it and where?

[@mrzsaszsaved2851]

I bought my wife a ring with an emerald in it, thinking the same thing, “I’ll buy something with diamonds when we can afford it.” Come to find out, she hates diamonds, and always wanted her birthstone in her engagement ring, an emerald. She loves her ring.

[@Nighthowlerschannel]

Good for you!

[@evadedenbach1226]

That's a very sentimental and meaningful ring.

[@PokingAngel]

I've always hated diamonds. To me they're so boring. My dream stone is a sapphire

[@thekingnerd6639]

@@PokingAngel amethyst, but not a metal ring with an embedded gemstone. A ring made of pure, perfectly cut smooth, clear amethyst

[@abdullahhussain1553]

I wanna get one made of carbon fiber. Would that be possible?

[@Juju2927]

"Social worker should be allowed to pepper spray customers one time a year". Isn't that the plot of The Purge ?

[@silverstar1178]

no in the purge ALL crime is legal so people go around committing mass murder. Big difference

[@wannabehistorian371]

It’s retail work, not social work. That would be terrifying for social workers.

[@kattheneeko]

Yeah, that's right

[@velvety2006]

watered down but yes it is, only thing is people can easily avoid it by staying home that day

[@alakazamlover4908]

@@velvety2006 but isn't breaking and entering ALSO legal and thereby...your never safe if someone REALLY wants to murder you?

[@EternalLostsEternalHell]

That intruder story with the dad defending his son immediately made "Ive made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgment" play in my head and I have no idea how to feel about that

[@namelessminionveinreaver3763]

Breaking into someone's apartment in the middle of the night... In some states, the call to the police would be much more calm: "Yes, officer, there's been a break-in. No, no, don't feel you have to rush, but please send the coroner." 2A is a game-changer.

[@jeremycoleman1511]

Lol, right if I wake up and I see a shadowy figure all bets are off , someone not leaving this room, I would just be scared of shooting through the wall and accidentally hitting a neighbor...

[@franl155]

In such a situation, waking up in the middle of the night and seeing a total stranger next to my bed, I'd assume the worst-case-scenario and therefore go flat out to ensure that didn't happen, even if it meant him being carried out on a stretcher - or in a body bag.

[@SailorMya]

Right! He is lucky he didn't get shot or something!

[@ShadowWasntHere8433]

@@jeremycoleman1511 Hollow points

[@franl155]

@@MatchieMun - I'm in the UK, no legal gun ownership. Don't know what counts as "reasonable force" if on e honestly believes that one's life is at stake. Of course I don't know what I'd really do - one has to be in that situation to know how one is going to react to it. But if it looked like a "him or me" situation I hope I'd do my damndest to make it "him".

[@jaspr1999]

I never thought I'd ever hear a story that I'd start to feel bad for the Intruder because of all things... His parents! The entry at 3 am, yeah, the guy needs to be held accountable. His admission of drug use, yeah hold him accountable. The parents... Completely out of the guys' control, and out of their own, evidently.

[@Br0nto5aurus]

Being held accountable for his actions for once will probably be the best thing that had happened to him up to that point.

[@Aavazandum]

Let us watch another episode of me wondering how humans are the dominant species on this planet.

[@sadistfurret4205]

Dolphins don't have thumbs

[@miguelangelhernandezsolis7849]

We have the biggest brains in relation with ours bodies

[@thesymbiotenation.4552]

TBH we would prefer if Dolphins were the dominant species...

[@miguelangelhernandezsolis7849]

@@thesymbiotenation.4552 Dolphins rape and murder for fun If they were the dominant especies the things would be pretty much the same

[@LatinaVixen91]

Posable thumbs Abstract thought process

[@maneildecena2047]

She's insulting because you have a happy marriage and a loving husband while she had the opposite...

[@flamepig8917]

True.. Allmost no ritch relationships last long

[@bellerain381]

Some of the happiest couples I’ve ever met had to scrape by to make a living. My parents started with very little and just 30 years later, Dad just got Mom a new silver wedding ring! They’re still very much in love! 😊

[@jozzywolf7520]

1st story - the OP's husband sounds like the absolute best man in the world. I hope he and OP continue to remain extremely happy together!

[@johngrasso2124]

"The Back" isn't just some magical place like Narnia. Usually if it's not on the shelf it's not in storage either.

[@Starkiller5121]

"All we have there is a board with our schedules on and some brownies that Darcy brought in."

[@neilprice513]

The last story. I had a friend who used to stock shelves for a supermarket. She was allowed to listen to music, while stocking shelves, but only after closing hours (This is done because workers listen to music while doing repetitive tasks are faster).

[@albertolaurella9168]

I don't understand karen's obsession with listening to music while at work, like "how dare you not be as miserable as possible while working!" ??

[@backtoklondike]

Karens think service people aren't human but rather emotionless robots who only exists to serve them. Why should you do something to make work easier, that takes away their happiness.

[@luigiRobs14]

Oh thank god I thought that first story the Karen would steal the ring i’m so glad it didn’t go that way

[@franl155]

I was thinking that too. "That ring would look so much better on my daughter, she deserves it much more than you do."

[@DeathProductions200]

Honestly, im just glad she was an ass. They're easier to deal with than thiefs

[@A_Rose_From_Concrete]

I definitely thought that's where the story was headed

[@BigfootWithMemes]

Every time I wonder if I should come out of hiding and reveal my existence to humans I remember these stories and realize that I need to continue staying away from humans

[@jaleelwalker219]

LoL ok i question why humans are so toxic for no reason

[@jaleelwalker219]

So is better to stay hidden

[@TheRealestJoseph]

I am going to catch you big foot, I promise I will. I have been trying for years and once I find you... I’m going to make you wear shoes! 👿

[@joshshrum2764]

You need to go back into the promortal soup.

[@Ragehunger]

We could need your help to rid us of these Karens though. What are they gonna do, call the cops on you? Besides, even if authorities found out you were behind the abductions, they're probably not gonna find you anyway. I mean, they haven't managed to catch you yet, right?

[@jakstrieder]

the OP who's co-worker tried to take the money from her probably got dumped by her Baby daddy lol

[@LunaP1]

I was thinking the same thing. She’s trying to play fun parent to her kids so she can get full custody.

[@DrkWhiteWolf]

omg, everybody would save that pepper spray moment for Christmas time probably, and after a year or 2 of it, no Karen would want to shop in December anymore.

[@TehNemoz]

During the holiday craziness (Black Friday, Christmas/Christmas eve and Boxing Day) I just walk away from anyone who disrespect me. Don't want to treat me as a human? I won't serve you as a customer.

[@dracko158]

OP's friend's name is Clem. Me: *Instantly reminds me of Clementine from Telltale Walking Dead*

[@wigglynooderls9379]

Rip lee :(

[@ShadowWasntHere8433]

I was thinking of Warframe

[@normanmerrick9493]

@@ShadowWasntHere8433 Clem Clem Clem, Grakata!

[@anormalcorpus4804]

Clem! Grakata!

[@velvety2006]

the somewhat cute floppy-eared demon from buffy the vampire slayer :p

[@DynamicWhispers]

Roommate: Crying, obviously scared in the middle of the night Stranger: tall, literally trespassing, staring and not leaving Clem: well he's certainly not here to bring them flowers Edit: sorry OP I'm nonbinary too

[@infiniteshay8660]

We all need a Clem roommate.

[@HobieInTheBox]

Them* OP is non binary. Rslash misgendered them for some reason. The top of the post even warns readers about this.

[@thefnafdetective]

@@HobieInTheBox or, rslash has common sense and knows that you can’t just not have a gender :/

[@leoeisherenow7072]

@@thefnafdetective thats not called common sense thats called misgendering someone and trying to pass it off as ok because you don't respect their wishes to be called their preferred pronouns. and also i don't know why he didn't include the non binary part.

[@xdoorx]

@@thefnafdetective correct me if i'm wrong, but non-binary is just that they don't identify as the two traditional/main ones male or female. if those people want to identify as that, then i don't see a problem since it's their lives and their choices.

[@mitchverr9330]

First story, the immediate thing I thought of and would have replied with because I wouldnt be able to stop myself is "so.... did you just tell your child that you only love their dad because he is rich and not because of who he is? And you really want to try to talk down to a subway worker for picking a guy they love no matter their wealth? Okay then."

[@Dustmunchr]

Who needs a expensive piece of jewelry, when you have a cheap one that you absolutely love?

[@velvety2006]

nothing wrong with a nice simple band if you ask me.

[@Dustmunchr]

@@velvety2006 yeah, i feel ya, my mom has this diamond covered ring from my dad. I’m literally the only person who wears it since she doesn’t wanna get it dirty.

[@MattieAnne]

i fully support this "pepper spray- karen's law". like, i couldn't support it more. rSlash 2024!

[@joimumu]

People would ether use it during Black Friday or Valentine day so the safest to shop would be during summer

[@KHTimeProtecter]

News Anchor: “It is now legal for retail workers to pepper spray one customer a year.” Me, who works behind bullet-proof glass: 😭

[@travisessner8973]

Honestly I think it should be once a month we can spray

[@djerabek1]

This video is approved by the Spanish Inquisition

[@LeeroyPorkins]

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

[@mystical-mage]

Well... *i didn't expect that*

[@pgre]

I did not expect you

[@wantimw]

@Rusto i didn't expect your dad

[@IceNineThrills]

Wow, I would have never expected that

[@Hunglikeagrimsmo]

Karen: you have a cheap husband! OP: nah my husband has a cheap wife lol

[@Punmaster9001]

That wedding ring story reminds me of how stupid people are about marriage and relationships, you can't buy someone's love.

[@whofandb]

Apparently you CAN buy a Karen's love but who would want to?

[@SasukeUchiha-tc9xx]

What I think happened is that the intruder accidentally broke into OP’s flat because he was tripping balls on weed and molly, which made him disoriented and unable to tell where he was. He didn’t react when OP screamed because he was high as frick. That’s why he was expelled, it was because he used illegal drugs, not because he broke into the apartment. He would have been expelled even if he didn’t break into OP’s flat

[@RavenHaili]

I would've said to her face "if you leave your SO for a hunk of metal and carbon then you didn't love him in the first place"

[@Skillmk3]

Man even before finishing the first story on this video the best reply to that stuck up Karen would have been "I love my husband not his bank account"

[@queenofmoons720]

I absolutely despise people who judge others wedding rings or dresses or the wedding itself, is isn't more important about the person you’re marrying rather than how much money they are gonna spend on you

[@The_Nightsong]

awwww, that first story was so sweet!!! Talk about that man being husband-goals!!!!

[@lizd2943]

"Make sure your relationship with your future spouse is predicated around money. That way it will definitely be successful."

[@05otaku]

The pepperspray idea is great, until you figure out that most retail workers will save their pepper for xmas. That will be the new hungergames and im up for it 🤣🤣

[@soulgazer11]

That wedding ring story was adorable. I think all couples should choose their rings like this!

[@Benjip892]

I have a similar story to 4:47. I’m a full time college student majoring in physics and this happened last year when I was a sophomore and my at the time girlfriend was a freshman. She was spending the night with me in my room that I shared with a buddy of mine and our door had a similar locking issue where I needed to pull the door hard to shut it in order to lock it properly. That day we had just driven to the town over to hang out at a mall with some mutual friends and driven back so we were all three exhausted. I didn’t shut the door properly but didn’t realize so we all went to sleep. At about 3 am or so this girl bursts in to our room completely drunk with her sober friend who was probably trying to get the drunk one home safe. She started screaming about how this was her room and we need to get out or she’ll call security. My girlfriend and I are just sitting there half asleep like “who are you and why are you here? Do you see all my stuff this is obviously not your room” before my roommate gets up and walks calmly over to the drunk girl and just says “hey look we’ve al been in your shoes but this isn’t your room and you’re being rude about it, get out so we can sleep” she just kinda stood there processing before going “my bad y’all. Love you guys. Goodnight” and walked out. Needless to say I will never forget that nor will I forget to lock my door again.

[@AllSeeingNon-binaryEye]

Entitlement is incredible, isn’t it?

[@mariafox9226]

There was an episode of “Fear thy neighbor” where a neighbor was creepy AND entitled to the point where he killed his neighbor over a shed.

[@ellioyjolly734]

rslash: let’s make a law allowing employees to pepper spray one customer per year! Me: RIGHT THAT DOWN!

[@mutation333]

It's sad so many women think it's all about the diamonds, not the meaning behind the diamonds. You know it was true love when Bill and Ted asked the princesses to marry them with cheap plastic rings.

[@seymourbones]

The best part about the first story is, her husband wasn't even cheap. He offered over $5,000 for any ring she wanted, and im sure he would have been okay with it if she picked out a massive gaudy stone on a yellow gold band, but she just.... didn't. Because he loved her enough that he wanted her to be happy with her ring, he let her choose.

[@deshawn53988]

The first story made me cry. Reminded me of the Dolly Parton coat song.

[@X3H3X]

That first story, I would have died laughing if OP said in response "If you'd leave your husband over a ring, then you're clearly a gold digger and not worth his time. The world's got no place for people like you who think money is all that matters. I sure hope your daughter doesn't grow up thinking the same thing as you do, or your family's a lost cause."

[@rexgrl3]

My Precious: The husband is damn lucky to have her!

[@SakoiyaChan]

Pepper spraying a customer once a year. Sounds like a watered down "The Purge"😂😂

[@LMSPetRescue]

The first story reminded me of my parents. They got married young and my dad didn’t have money for both an engagement and wedding ring so they got matching flat gold bands that were both their engagement and wedding ring. They were simple but beautiful and my mom absolutely loved them. Unfortunately while they were at the beach for vacation they went swimming with their rings on and my dad’s slipped off in the water. He was so mortified and upset to have lost it. They couldn’t find a matching band to my mom’s anymore so he got one that was similar but silver. A few years later his coworker was left at the alter and was trying to sell him ex fiancées diamond engagement ring but couldn’t get back even close to the money he spent, my dad had helped him a lot with work and he offered to sell him the diamonds in the ring for less than he bought them for. All he said was “You and your wife are like family to me. I just want to know that someone will treasure it for the rest of their life.” So my dad secretly bought them and had them fashioned onto a beautiful diamond wedding ring my mom had eyed without a word when they were ring shopping almost a decade prior. My mom wore both the original and the new ring forever. She always said the diamonds didn’t matter to her, but she knew my dad always wanted to be able to get her one so she treasures it more than anything in the world She always gave me the best advice about relationships “It doesn’t matter how much money they spend or how flashy things are. All that matters is that it comes from the heart. I would’ve been happy with a plastic band, but your dad was always a romantic who loved to show how much he cared about me. It’s not the ring that told me he loved me though, it was the fact that he knew how I took my tea when I was, the fact that put my towel in the dryer when I took a shower so it was warm when I got out, the way he could always make me laugh. It was the little things that truly made him my husband” They were married for 11 years without a diamond ring and 23 years in total and were only separated by the fact that my dad passed away from cancer.

[@kbg-]

4:25 every retail worker gets one, Pat and Woolie would be proud lol.

[@Rhaenarys]

I like how the intruder actually kind of stood up for OP to his mom. Even though he was in the wrong. I agree with OP, he honestly does sound like a coddled overgrown child who didnt know any better...thanks to crappy parents.

[@jasonbutler1996]

Clem is a hero. That person was a PREDITOR!

[@KristianKumpula]

4:17 If this would be your pitch during a presidential campaign, I'd vote for you.

[@frosted_glaceon5513]

4:42 As a fast food worker I would love this law so very much.

[@alsanova]

DAMN last story, I WANNA know if the till automatically closed it before she reached it, it would be HILARIOUS! 😂😂😂

[@entitledbobcat]

Or part way through

[@Darklordiban7]

In the second story.. he entered the room without turning on the lights and quietly crept to her bedside? It's not impossible that he didn't want to turn on bright lights and was quietly trying to get into what he thought was his bed, but it is something to note.

[@Kieranh4424]

When he uploads while your binging entitled parents

[@alkeyyra4246]

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[@missdelaney7340]

The story of the intruder reminds me of when my mom and dad woke up to a random guy watching them sleep at the foot of the bed. They tried to call someone for a ride home but he didn’t know who he was or even where he was. They eventually had to call the cops because they couldn’t figure out who he was or how to get him home.

[@marsuii]

I saw the notification and played and I have never been more excited for something Edit: 8 likes and no view?!

[@FroggeJo]

lmao same

[@FroggeJo]

what in the actual f***??? bikash behera you cant advertise that onlyfan thingy or whatever it is

[@FroggeJo]

also based on all the mixed language and symbols like dashes in between words im assuming this is a scam/virus link so nobody touch it

[@humanoid251]

Tbh I kinda wanna encounter an EP that accuses me of hating children just so I can respond with “yeah. And?” Just to see what the response would be. The kids are their only bargaining chip so without that what would they use to guilt trip you out of money?

[@RNAvirus]

Before becoming a nurse I worked retail. One spay year is not enough. We'd all you them in January.

[@whofandb]

Once a month or one per week is a more realistic limit.

[@DreamwithintheHeart]

The first story reminds me about my ring. My now husband, when he proposed knew I didn't like diamonds and knew I loved black opals, so he also set aside a budget and we went to a gem fair so I can pick out a stone because I was the expert in the stone and can determine if it real or artificial. I picked a lovely blueish stone with slight flexs of red and green. Afterwards was to find a setting since I'm very particular of the looks of settings. We didn't find one, so for a solid year I had an engagement stone. Eventually I had it set, and when we got married we got opal wedding bands to match. Absolutely gorgeous and people will give us the "omg that's so pretty" or the "that's really cheap of your husband." BLACK OPALS ARE NOT CHEAP, and I love em!

[@Sylphraya]

my GF feels the same about diamonds, she would rather have a colorful gem. we talked about getting matching rings with both of our birthstones on them, Amethyst and topaz, but she didn't like the yellow topaz. her dad then found her grandma and I proposed with that. it's not the ring your marrying, it's the person. I would be fine being proposed to with a ring pop.

[@hannathehumblebard101]

I'm also one of those people who don't really care for diamonds. My favorite stone is rutilated quartz (the clear stones with gold or silver threads) cos it makes my fingers tingle - and I'd much prefer if my guy got something like that for me when the time comes. It really isn't about the ring - the person is, and it's about the person more than anything.

[@Nicolaaaah]

As someone who worked at a jewelry for a few years: I was always happy when our costumers choose a ring they like. No matter how much it was, when I realized the bride to be would be happy, I was happy too. And what can I say, by the story in this video: u marry someone who u can't be without with, not because of a ring with rocks in it. That's how a healthy relationship works.

[@ellisclan100]

OMG! The last story hits close to home for me. I also work in a grocery store, I believe the same one and have had many, many of those kinds of Karens in our store. I will write you one instance that has now changed some of us cashier's schedules because of these Karens.

[@SakuraofLyoko]

As a former retail worker, we don't even need the pepper spray. We would die for a day where we could say whatever we wanted to customers. My personal use of that day would be to tell people to READ the signs and get the fuck off their phones.

[@Imbatmn57]

Even if the intruders story was true, why did he just stand there when the girl screamed?

[@svgamer7160]

He said he was high.

[@Rhaenarys]

Yea when you're that out of it, it doesn't really matter what's going on around you.

[@VeggieGirl07]

I heard these story's from another reddit reader and I almost didn't realize they were the same stories because you read them the way you do. You're by far my favorite and there's no one quite like you.

[@marvelpovs2412]

Good morning everyone! I hope you have an amazing weekend!

[@rigandigy2329]

You too!

[@wongdeso8457]

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[@sleepdeprived_inc.]

Honestly, the intruder dude in the second story was surprisingly chill. His parents seemed so overbearing and cut him off constantly and said he was “talking back” when he defended OP. Honestly, chill dude, but was high as all hell and fucked up.

[@Icekiller-us8rs]

One day all of us will encounter at least 1 Karen

[@thomasmccaghrey9888]

I'm fearing the day that happens

[@LunaP1]

I’ve already met a few.

[@haniyab2237]

Already encountered at least 2, it wasn't anything very exciting, but for me it was scary, I hope it never happens again, I am about to be a mother, so I am scared wild Karens will try to victimize themselves, try to educate my child, or threaten me.

[@DeathProductions200]

I did but very briefly. I was riding my long board and she yelled at me to stay in a bike lane. There was no bike lane. But all that happened was I yelled at her saying there isn't one, and gave her our favorite gesture

[@shaereub4450]

And we come here to mentally prepare (just in case).

[@brandi5126]

So the manager doesn’t believe that some entitled customer would diss your ring? Haha the manager must not have ever worked up front.

[@DevilMayCry3162000]

That last story I can relate to. I work at a grocery store and last year about this time I was on my last day in my previous position (long story) and we close at 9pm instead of midnight due to lock down and so my last shift was the day before Mother’s Day and I spent my last hour helping close everything down and letting the last of our customers out the door. At 9:30 I’m letting out some employees that made their final purchases after closing (we do that to give them a chance to shop before we pull the last drawer) and this woman comes pulling into the parking lot and strutting up to the door just as I’m locking it and demands that I let her in that she “only needs to get a few things” I told her that we closed half an hour ago but that she could try the store less than 2 minutes away from us. Her response was that “they’re already closed and that I have to let her in because she needs things for Mother’s Day.” I told her again that I cannot help her because everything is shut down for the night. She says again “so you’re not going to let me shop for Mother’s Day?! How rude and disrespectful can you be?! I neeeed to get these things!” I mentioned earlier how it was my last shift, and I had been dealing with holiday crowds all day. I. Was. Pissed! So putting on my best customer service smile I say to her: No ma’am our hours are from 6am to 9pm Everyday it’s not the stores fault that you had 15 hours to do your shopping today and you waited until 30 minutes after we closed to decide to get your “few items “ so you have two choices either go to the local Wal-Mart to get the items you desperately need or come back at 6am tomorrow. Oh and have a nice evening and hope you have a happy Mother’s Day! Boom mic drop

[@porsas1904]

That pepperspray idea is gold

[@Sylphraya]

4:47 my Neighbours parents did acadentaly enter my apartment, they thought it was their daughters and the key worked in the lock, it was around 11pm but they apologiesed and was good.

[@franl155]

I hope you got the lock changed, all the same!

[@velvety2006]

I accidentally almost into a wrong vacation cabin once, I opened the door did one step inside saw that the lady inside was not my mom, said sorry and closed the door, and left 🤣 ours was one door further

[@Rhaenarys]

When I was younger, my northern family was visiting, and we went to the beaches in the gulf. My aunt and uncle were the ones driving, so they had a rental car. So we stopped at place to eat, had lunch, and started out to the parking lot, got to a car that was the exact same kind of car, model make and color lol, and proceded to unlock it, open the door, and then realize while looking inside, "wait...this isnt our car..." lol. Thankfully nothing bad happened, pure mistake, and one that still makes me laugh at to this day.

[@YourBestieTalexa]

One free pepper spray a year KILLED ME! I couldn't stop laughing 🤣😂🤣😂

[@samhunter7619]

Your pepper spray law intrigues me. Yk what, I’m convinced

[@ColArana]

As far as the first story, the first thought to come to my mind was: “Hear that daughter? Your father means less to me than the cost of this wedding ring.” Wow.

[@thegreatstoneddragon9432]

If I ever get married, I'm gonna have "Nenya" engraved on it. Then, if anyone asks what it means, I'll say "Nenya business." 😆

[@NamineLovedTheDream]

I have to agree with the ring lady. My husband and I were together 10 years before he gave me my ring. We're both Renaissance Faire fans, and he bought two rings that are chainmail (his is black and red, mine is two shades of blue). The funniest and sweetest part was he gave it to me during a "Critical Role" clip when Marisha announced her engagement to Matt. He had them on a shelf above our bed, jumped up, and grabbed them. The dork had forgotten he'd gotten them months prior to this moment. I can't wear it on my finger anymore because the elastic that keeps the links together is stretched out, but I keep it on my favorite necklace.

[@jefffoo6891]

Day 61 of telling him he's making everyone day better

[@cowchief832]

Hey do you like salmon

[@jefffoo6891]

@@cowchief832 I do

[@ITSMEREDDIT]

Day one of me

[@domowomo2125]

@@cowchief832 do you like salmon

[@HECTIC1x]

@@domowomo2125 he does

[@kieraelise3830]

That ring story has to be the most romantic thing I've ever heard :)

[@Itzsenbowlol419]

I love the way how u voice act all the entittle parent and all the idiots it gib me happiness 👁👄👁👌🏻

[@pkngobosngobrolobsesi1418]

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[@Itzsenbowlol419]

HAHA jokes on u Im a minor and i cant read any of that! >:D *i only know how to speak 2 language- cri*

[@Vampiric_Goblin]

I oddly enough proposed to my wife without a ring; I later made her ring from enamel copper wiring and an amethyst from and old earring and clear nail polish. I was able to make her a ring not only in her size, but she also loved it "was very me" because it was so organic looking. It now sits on display on the cork of an old cat shaped wine bottle, sense it wasn't durable enough for regular wear.

[@krossirizarry1397]

I remember the name Scarlet Absol... Didn't rSlash cover one of his stories already? We have a recurring redditter!

[@skyeplays1772]

and an Entitled people Magnet

[@beaut-ful-d-saster]

That ring in the first story makes OP feel happy and loved, and that's all that should matter about it. You can't put a price tag on a love like that.

[@user-zy4rj9ue8g]

why did you keep changing the pronouns in the second story? I remember reading it and OP clearly said they used they/she pronouns. It was written that way for a reason.

[@pangaeawriter8766]

When my wife and I got engaged, we got each other Lord of the Rings rings. Mine was the One Ring, while she got Galadriel's ring. Four years later, she passed. I still have her ring, sitting on my computer, and it reminds me of the joy we brought to each others' lives. I still wear my ring, but moved it over to the right hand, as I understand is traditional for widowers.

[@HobieInTheBox]

Rslash you misgendered OP in the 2nd story. At the very top they clearly say they use "they/them" Pronouns. Klem even calls them that at 8:02 I don't know if you missed it or what but it's important to pay attention to this. Update: I just noticed he keeps misgendering her in the description.... 💀 You've gotta be joking.

[@rigandigy2329]

Doesn’t really matter man and rslash doesn’t read comments often

[@-castus-]

@@rigandigy2329 It does you need to respect people :D

[@HobieInTheBox]

And _again_ at 10:10 The prefixes "themselves" and "their" are clearly being used here. 🙁😕

[@HobieInTheBox]

@@rigandigy2329 it does matter. It's basic human respect. Imagine somsone mistitling you the whole time and no one correcting it. You would not like it, be honest. And there is a chance he will read it.

[@HobieInTheBox]

@@-castus- thank you, omg

[@icantchange.youtubesaysine7338]

If I ever had an engagement ring, I want it to have a wolf, a three headed dragon, a lion and a stag. I want it to be engraved with 'A husband always pays his debts.' (This might be hard to do lol) If you ask why, it's because the series in question is filled with good memories when I watched it with the people I love and its always going to have good memories. Even when the subject matter of the series wasn't happy, lol.

[@khadijahasani7473]

Idk why i thought of Harry Potter while reading this 😂

[@LucarioBot]

That title made me click instantly

[@genisgania]

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[@k.susikumar5582]

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[@LucarioBot]

@@k.susikumar5582 stop with this shit

[@AndrewAce.]

Story 1: It must be a sad and empty life, being that shallow of a person...

[@Wrsfts]

Day 32 trying him to actually read comments

[@sarahjaneuldricks6729]

"How dare you accuse my baby of being a rapist!" "I wasn't even thinking about it until you just said that, so now I'm thinking of charges"

[@jadelily18]

hey you probably didn't mean to but the person you called "her" was called "them" in the story so they might be nonbinary, so it'd probably be better to just use the pronouns used in the story

[@gelibeanzcantrell7192]

i love how OP in the first story fawns over her ring. my husband didn't have a job when he proposed to me and got my ring about a month after proposing. it's a $30 walmart ring, but to me it's the most beautiful ring in the world! ♥️ he said that if he ever got to the point where he had enough saved that he'd buy me a real one, but i'd still probably wear the original just as much.