r/Entitledparents "YOU'RE MY KID, YOU'RE MY SLAVE!" Funny Reddit Posts

[@jamielamie2229]

"IM HER MOM, I HAVE RIGHTS" officer: "Yes mam, you do have rights..." *reads her her rights as a criminal suspect*

[@kcculla]

"Yes ma'am, you have the right to remain silent, anything you say, or do, can, and will be held against you in a court setting."

[@mrsigmagrinder8737]

We should give her rights and lefts.

[@cantabibile]

lolol

[@LastingImpactChurch]

NICE

[@recklessabandon5678]

Finally a police officer I can stand

[@andrewmorris483]

My Dad was in the Navy and he taught me something: "It doesn't matter if a gun is loaded, on safety or anything. Don't point it at anything you don't want dead."

[@lockwoan01]

Yes, because somehow an extra bullet that one forgot about could be in it - that or in one of those fantasy/sci-fi settings, a wizard's magic or some sort of futuristic tech reloaded it automatically. As it is, a co-worker died when they were "cleaning their gun" because they "forgot" to take a bullet out of the chamber...... personally, other than the apparent location of the injury (allegedly, according to the story, they shot themselves in the leg), I think it was a fancy way of covering up something else..... but I digress there, as they had other issues (believing that Obama would take everyone's guns, and that a Second Civil War would occur).....

[@dreamsscream]

My parents weren't military and I knew this before Kinder.

[@chriscarpenter3370]

tell him I said thanks for his service!

[@techhelpportalextras3007]

Well you can't kill a piece of paper or a metal because it's already dead

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

Doesnt matter if it's real or not either. If it's a bb gun, don't point it at people, if its airsoft dont point it at people.

[@rSlash]

Entitled Parent logic: Everything you own belongs to my kid Everything my kid owns belongs to me Therefore, I own the entire planet.

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

- Dictator number: 246

[@goldeneggthatneverhatched4252]

Seems legit

[@ABItsMe]

Yeah that seems about right

[@maxbrennan6770]

rSlash gotta love there sick logic

[@lokiprime9108]

Thank you for the shoutout and respect for RBN! Fellow member here. :)

[@brianhershey173]

Something that ticks me off in the court case is that nobody brought in the fact that she ENSLAVED her daughter

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

Sadly, she's within the confines of the law to do that, so it's not relevant.

[@MrReaperChaz]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 yeah that doesn't warrant notice in the eyes of the Court, it's horrific Behavior true but it can't be punished there's no legal standing? unless there was actual abuse at least that's what I want to say back then in the 90s and early 2000s when this happened. This type of Behavior now can be considered emotional abuse and is actually punishable depending on what jurisdiction you're in, America has currently a lot of laws based on this type of emotional abuse and as a forerunner in the world. second being probably other Canada or UK and then I just kinda tapers off being the whole of Europe and then slowly vanishes. That said this woman was a classic narcissist! no amount of parenting classes can fix that type of behavior, only a one-on-one with a license therapist can Rectify this type of behavior and even then it takes years.

[@strawberrysoulforever8336]

@@MrReaperChaz Often emotional abuse isn't taken seriously enough. I think it's because it's a grey area. Physical abuse is easier because it leaves marks. People don't know how to classify mental or emotional bullying in degrees, so it often doesn't get resolved. The world needs to stop ignoring difficult situations like this.

[@MrReaperChaz]

@@strawberrysoulforever8336 I don't disagree the problem is this issue is a none issue to the rest of the world, where here in the states it's what I would call a luxury issue. that where we have a the standards and laws to prosecute people for these issues. Unfortunately this is like the bad police and racism issues, that tone deft entitled people that try to push these "non" issues not realizing we are at the Forefront of these these problems in solving them and Prosecuting them. where in the rest of the world it's a major problem and in a lot of places in the world, you tell some Foreigner that we actually prosecute discrimination and racism they be like "wait really? You can't be serious?" and our cops don't take bribes like they do here and kill people open the street! where people are too afraid to say a word they'd say"I knew America was good but shyt!"

[@williwildfang8032]

"You clearly don't know the law" You seriously just said that to a JUDGE???

[@insertcreativeusernamehere7855]

"Yea you have years of law school BUT I know the law better than you"Yea

[@t_zlayen3386]

Karen's are those people that say "YEAH I KNOW IT'S AGAINST THE LAW BUT I'M ALWAYS RIGHT!"

[@bluecrewmate3066]

sees kazuchi in your pfp DANGARONPA

[@davidhobson7652]

Just wondering how did entitle mother get keys to car in first place to drive daughter car away.....does that mean on top of grand theftauto and destroying license there's also break and enter.......because I highly daughter would leave them spare keys to car

[@cavendor5286]

That’s like saying you don’t know trauma to a ww2 veteran

[@mallikb2446]

EA: **steals her kids car and forces them into practical modern day slave labour as well as cutting up their licence** Police: *"that's against the law"* EA: *surprised pikachu face*

[@michaelwhittington835]

Malik B EA: *iM tHe ViCtIm!*

[@logicalwren2326]

EA: Im the victim... She...she made me be her slave master!

[@thatwelshman2713]

@@logicalwren2326 kinky

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Im so happy she ate shit in the end.

[@fld5673]

An Turret entitled aunt

[@user-go3jv8rw7i]

So entitled people can point guns at any one. But when normal people do it back in self defense *im suing*

[@triplej755]

When you’re an entitled parent, anything is possible.

[@toxicspook2618]

*tHaT's EnTiTlEd PaReNt LoGiC fOr YoU!*

[@Shween]

When is that not logic? That makes perfect sense! You are a fucking idiot (people dont know what jokes are so i have to say its a joke)

[@lordchampajuice5281]

That’s karen logic

[@lordchampajuice5281]

PleX ExtortioN r/WhOoOoOsH

[@joannelwatson5066]

I used to joke with my kids that they dont own anything, it ALL belongs to me... I was raised by a toxic narcissist mother from HELL... After hearing this insane story, I will never make that joke ever again!

[@amsnek6162]

“IM HeR mOThER, I HAVE RIghTS” “Yes, you do.” *reads her rights* SAVAGE, ABSOLUTELY SAVAGE

[@ethanscapes6608]

Am snek 616 yes VERY VERY savage

[@bluecrewmate3066]

so savage

[@tacticallemon7518]

Honestly, I probably would’ve said “yes, you do, and one of them is getting in the cruiser”

[@ninamirzoyan6202]

You could say the judge was a GTO

[@azzie-r4t]

999 likes... hmmm... IMMA CLICK 1k likes :D

[@meissmart6678]

10:26 “ ‘I have rights!’ ‘Yes, you do.’ He then reads them to her.” DAMNNNN that was smooth!

[@ThatOneDudeWhoPostsStuff]

imagine if he said "you do have rights, the right to remain silent." and then arrested her on the spot.

[@gihrenzabi7271]

Karen, meet Miranda.

[@PatentedSugar9]

@@ThatOneDudeWhoPostsStuff I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened

[@achilles4154]

Meis smart smooth officer du Donna Donna dun dun du du dun dun dun (smooth criminal reference

[@vincentmckee3948]

That fucking was!

[@migueeeelet]

Someone practically shooting at you at a gun range, even if the safety is on? That's just asking to get shot back.

[@tygerion4404]

And is a massive violation of gun safety procedure. It most likely qualifies as assault with a deadly weapon (pointing a gun at someone is effectively threatening their life), which is a felony.

[@shonyoungs5415]

Were I am from she would have the gun pointed at her long before that guy did.

[@danii8168]

migueeeelet I think they were testing if friendly fire is enabled

[@exodusreaper7772]

@@danii8168 scientist calls lady to test friendly fire in real life edit: scientist was drunk when he asked this got fired after lady almost shot man

[@233kosta]

@@migueeeelet Barrel. I can't english today... :|

[@PDMwastakenapparentley]

Only an entitled parent would tell a judge they don’t know what they are talking about😂

[@phoenixgarden6758]

EA: *Murders 3 Kids* Cop: ma’am you’re under arre- EA: YOU CANT ARREST ME! IM THEIR MOTHER!!!

[@estherdenenga5227]

Darth Lyroc Ah yes, the Medea defense

[@RoadkillbunnyUK]

Frighteningly some people actually do take it that far.

[@JustAFrenchNobody]

EA: *They needed to be teach a lesson! NOW GET OUT OF MY PROPERTY OR I'LL F$$$$$G SUE YOU!!!!!*

[@randomdude4669]

Damn what a company

[@smileyfacegr6691]

...that took an unexpected turn...

[@Gia1911Logous]

"Firstly, I love guns" A bald eagle is screaming, Teddy Roosevelt flying it holding a Big Mac and an American flag... A single tear drops

[@CyberSaurian]

Oh say can you seee, By the dawn's early light...

[@casketbutter]

A world obesity chart is in the distance

[@Gia1911Logous]

@@casketbutter i thought that was already intended with "Teddy Roosevelt" 😂

[@quantaz2235]

You forgot the ar-15

[@philipdykhoff1950]

Ummm ok?

[@patrickracer43]

EP: "It's the law!" Judge: "no it's not" EP: "YOU DON'T KNOW THE LAW!" Judge: "um, I'm a judge"

[@glatykoffi6672]

@Nyoom #9 "I DON'T CARE BECAUSE YOU ARE WRONG"

[@lamosaures]

@@glatykoffi6672 I feel like it should be "I don't care I am her MOTHER"

[@paulfuray8557]

That aunt was totally horrible to her cousin. Poor 22 yo. Using her to do all sorts of errands and not make any effort herself. I’m hoping the 22 yo got that nasty aunt out of her life. 😡

[@dragoslocher3687]

EP:So wHaT?!?

[@robertkovarna8294]

And this is why Karens ET (Entitlement) law is not an approved law degree. Because ET law is just entitled idiocy that Karens use.

[@EvraeFrelia]

The woman talking about her daughter like property sounds like how my mother treats me even at 23 years old and live away from home same deal... it’s so weird hearing this happen to others.

[@anna8328]

Get support. There are thousands of kids and parents like that. It may feel awful to think you're the only one and everyone else has normal parents. I know, I am also a child of a narcissist.

[@silverblaze46]

@@anna8328 Hopefully now that you’ve been away from that narcissist your life is a little better. Also fun fact that I heard about the entitled Aunt is that she died I think around early 2000’s and Emily didn’t even give her a funeral just cremated her and since the Aunt hated the ocean and despised swimming and couldn’t even be on a beach Emily tossed the ashes out to see no ceremony or anything

[@anna8328]

@@silverblaze46 Wow, she must have really broken Emily down to the bone for her to act like that...Who hates ocean?! /Yeah it's better:)

[@silverblaze46]

@@anna8328 what I’ve read on the OP’s stories about this crazy Aunt, is that she was going to demand OP live with her after her parents passed away and even though that her parents and Oh P made a special deal when he was a team to be emancipated because OP’s parents were dying, the Aunt thought it didn’t matter because I say so and that’s one of the reasons why the Aunt hates OP. But mostly I think the aunt was just one of those types as the child does not have any feelings there an extension of me and by denying the child you are denying me and if the child denies me it is my enemy. But yeah from what I heard that Emily’s father was just a stepfather but she loves Him just like a real father because her birth father split from the crazy Aunt. Just to wrap up yeah I think that Aunt dug her own grave because a lot of family tried to avoid her like the plague and yeah even though it is sad that she didn’t really get recognition when she died in a small way she earned what she did

[@anna8328]

@@silverblaze46 that 'type' you describe is a narcissistic parent. Had one myself, also extreme, but in a completely different form. Yes, the kids are extensions, not their own people.

[@absolutephoenix5312]

"You are a child! It's mine because I'm your MOTHER" **is 22**

[@Revelwoodie]

The story was from about 30 years ago, and I was a teenager in a rural area about that time. And yeah, there was an expectation that I would do things for anyone in the family that needed anything done. I was an "unmarried cousin." Your Uncle Joe needs a house sitter? Call the unmarried cousin. Someone has to walk your sister's dog on the weekends? Call the unmarried cousin. Aunt Josie is getting chemotherapy? Unmarried cousin will move in with her. It was like some unspoken thing that until a girl was married, she was still a child. I didn't care at the time, I was just a kid. But looking back, it was weird.

[@assasinopsgaming5957]

@@Revelwoodie are you the creator?no way

[@yesalot]

She is about 50 now wow

[@Revelwoodie]

@@assasinopsgaming5957 Wait, are you asking if it was my story? No, lol, just a story that I can relate to from my own life. LIke literally, when I was...15 I think, I had a Great Aunt who was undergoing treatment for lung cancer, and I was sent to live with her, to take care of the household stuff. It's just how it was.

[@assasinopsgaming5957]

@@Revelwoodie just guessing

[@JC-dq6us]

"The gun is not loaded" is the biggest BS in the world.

[@cocojm92]

Thank you!! Muzzle awareness, trigger awareness! Basic gun safety 101. Never point a gun, even an empty one (or if you think it's empty) towards anyone unless your intent is to pull the trigger.

[@dylanmorgan5589]

There's a 50/50 chance the bullet fired after that phrase misses a person. Which is 100% more of a chance than if you keep your booger hook off of the bang switch.

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Basic safety is not learned by the parent and she tries to teach her kid

[@coffeeaddict9605]

Seriously though. Hell, I haven't even held a real gun before (only paintball and airsoft) and I know way more then the EM.

[@pebble1481]

No a mom saying "Tell me the truth and I wont be mad" is the biggest

[@Potato-vp9gm]

EM: Im her mother, Im in charge! Judge: no, IM in charge.

[@thewaterleaf7929]

EM: are you really in charge here?

[@firstnamelastname-rz5xl]

Karen:TIME TO BE JUDGE!

[@doesntmatter2467]

Badass line.

[@daisy-m766]

Badass

[@mariasanabria2553]

EM: I hAvE RiGhT’S

[@Alytra]

That guy was really great and did everything perfect at the gun range, People couldve gotten killed or hurt, he seemed super calm and only did what would keep him safe. And de-assembling all guns with or without police is very polite

[@sonic3235]

EM: why do you arrest me, officer? I just shot a man it's my right cops: ...

[@glitchingsky58]

There’s 2 types of EP’s “My child is the smartest, prettiest and the most precious human being ON THE EARTH!” “My child is MY PROPERTY, so I have the right to do what every I want with them!” Edit: Mk why do my worst comments get the most likes?

[@Astralopithicus]

Or theodd1sout parents

[@boyapple498]

Krystal_ Lillypop

[@ugandanknuckles737]

right

[@Astralopithicus]

@@ugandanknuckles737 that does unruly punishments to their son and daughter,but not too much,its just whenever they do bad,their mom eats an m&m from them

[@kjcomputer]

3 type "My child have good grade. give me you stuff now!"

[@cheetachug]

EA: iM iN ChArGe Judge: am i a joke to you?

[@xenomorph6369]

EA: *YES I AM AND IM GONNA SUE YOU FOR BEING RUDE*

[@weirdlychaotic463]

Xenomorph 636 judge: *oh shit didn't mEaN tO*

[@mnzov]

EA games

[@turkayyyy]

ea logic: well im a mother so i know more about law than this man who has studied law for years. judge: am i a joke to you

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Judge: you have no power here EA: *yEs I dO bEcAuSe I'm hEr mOtHeR!!!!*

[@thecornertrashcant3957]

Ea Attorney: *Sips coffee thinking they won the case* Judge: The victim is 22?! Ea Attorney: *Spits coffee* Me: Ahhh. Such a good spit take.

[@ShazadAli-xy4ib]

Lmao 😂😂😂

[@RunesPrunes]

666th like, and man, I'm glad.

[@abrady0]

There gonna have a bad time

[@codeashpikachu760]

Nice sans pic

[@thecornertrashcant3957]

@@codeashpikachu760 thanks

[@notificationgangmember9339]

"EA hands him the license...that she has curt into several pieces." *Oh heck no.*

[@seek5146]

@Hank J wimbleton hello hank

[@meieselve]

Uhhh you spelled cut rong

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@meieselve Wrong*

[@michaelsurprenant4862]

Personally I think the mother should've gotten prison time. To teach her a hard lesson .

[@mihan2d]

I think the judge nailed it, she was just an idiot needing education on the matter and her one and only warning. The next time she would pull off something like that she definitely deserved a jail time.

[@fhuber7507]

@@mihan2d She didn't learn the lesson, since she continued to say the judges were wrong. Probation is supposed to be for people who regret their actions and seek to improve. That one needed serious institutionalized correction, behind bars.

[@mihan2d]

@@fhuber7507 Well since it was years ago and OP didn't mention about anything similar happening (which would be most logical) this did at least scare her into being less abusive. This means that on the surface she could've said anything to justify herself but some small part of her did learn the lesson.

[@krisg4815162342]

people like that never learn. she should have gone to prison for the full eight years just so society wouldn't have to deal with her.

[@mihan2d]

@@krisg4815162342 If they never learn, what could 8 years change? And after those 8 years, chances are, the society could have to deal not only with an asshole, but with an asshole hardened among the big time criminals... that's just asking for extra trouble IMO.

[@imanimaldonado1626]

I am so glad Emily got justice Mother needs to be brought to reality

[@theautisticone7972]

JUSTICE!!!

[@jamieodonnell8344]

@@infiniteiroha And likely forced to watch Dora the Explorer reruns on repeat for all eternity until she's reduced to a gibbering and screaming wreck.

[@kylinor108]

Emily should’ve told the judge that she made her pay her friends bills

[@chrissyoons]

reality-check through the soul

[@alpharidgeGD]

But how bout justice for jeb_?

[@gaylordrobinson1199]

“I’m her mother, I have rights!” “You sure do, you have the right to remain silent!”

[@RoboticPossum]

"so please... PLEASE do so."

[@whitetubbie-kr1lo]

part 2 for your writing

[@whitetubbie-kr1lo]

EA : YES I HAVE THE RIGHTS CUS ITS MY MOUTH !! cop : god just shut up

[@elrusito5034]

You're my hero, good sir

[@Bacon-ys2xi]

Oof

[@genso6052]

Karens: You don’t know the law! Legal officials: Ma’am, I *AM* THE LAW!

[@JustinWahlne]

To Crazy Aunt: Your ovaries are not get out of jail free cards. You gave birth to a daughter, not diplomatic immunity.

[@tinymoomoo7406]

👏👏👏

[@technicallydifficulties7094]

* extended roblox death sound *

[@inkshermit9055]

Them Lady Balls are powerful

[@jaylin3321]

👏👏👏

[@buggy997]

🙌

[@georgebailey8809]

EA: I’m in charge! I’m her mother! Judge: Look at me. Look at me! IM the captain now.

[@garethseng1453]

I A M T H E C A P P Y T A I N N O W

[@okulltra]

L O O K A T M E! *eyeballs the sweating EA* L O O K A T M E!! *neck exstending down to her,whispering* i. Am. The. Capy. Tain. NOW

[@jaxsom12]

I was so wishing she would go to jail, at least for a year. It would have hopefully awoken her to the real world where she isn't in charge of anything

[@pandoratheclay]

Ea:I’m in charge! I’m her mother! Judge:and would you look at that,your sentence got doubled.

[@onechilldoggo]

This is late but it’s still funny

[@aforgetful_fox4554]

judge : "where did you get your law degree" EA : "I dOnT HaVe OnE" judge: "mmmmhhhhhmmmm"

[@savig-dm1gk]

XD :p so ya that parint is so dum

[@foresthillwolf7998]

"I'm in charge!" *judge, impersonating bane:* "Tell me... Do you feel in charge?"

[@GWSNtheworld]

A Forgetful_Fox i can see why

[@troyagasid1427]

Thought u meant EA as the company ooopps

[@GWSNtheworld]

Weeboo_alert _YT Lol

[@MK-tb9wd]

Man I wanna hug Emily :( I felt her "mother's" attitude on a deeper level to the point I almost cried from frustration too. I hope her "mother" never sees light again

[@GrampaCramps]

No one: Entitled parents: GiVe mE yOuR bElOnGiNgS fOr mY *BOI*

[@wolrith8998]

I appreciate the god of war reference.

[@MarkToast99]

No one: Everyone: *uses this meme format fucking everywhere and completely ruins any humor it might have once held*

[@theepicweeaboo8738]

MarkToast so true

[@alexlovelady8249]

My son got good grades!

[@M-Try]

WhatEVER I will just tell someone you attacked me

[@battyrae1398]

"I'm her mother! i have rights!" "Yup! (reads them)" i love it!

[@Niskiss]

"Yup! You have the right to remain silent :)" just imagining that as he read it lol

[@geekymetalhead5112]

Me if I was there: *turns on a recording camera and gets a bag of chips* hey don't mind me I'm just watching the next episode of Cops, and so far it's the best one this season

[@xdarkfusionn6614]

The R in woman stands for Rights i am just kidding pls don't kill me

[@quag3784]

Types of kids of EPs: also a brat. A chill kid who try’s to get their parent to stop

[@atrebor3769]

@@geekymetalhead5112 me

[@cac_deadlyrang]

2nd EP: I fear no man, but that thing... *13th Amendment* 2nd EP: ...It scares me.

[@rSlash]

lol this one got me

[@Jashinist-follower]

How is this not top comment?

[@elmerim.444]

What is the 13 amendment? I dont live In the US

[@pH7oslo]

@@elmerim.444 Abolishment of slavery.

[@TKmeh]

Ah, a person of culture I see...

[@bittertoothig]

the parent can do stuff that to their child (though they shouldnt) when they’re like 17 and under. after they’re a legal adult, you can’t anymore

[@PeachDragon_]

Once a person is 18+ and independent you as a parent have NO rights over that person.

[@heloxdarkstar3195]

why do you have the black dragons logo on your profile

[@cleanpotato8600]

Nooo Im HeR MoThER I CAn doO Any THinG wiTH my CHiLd Its My RigHt

[@The_Hunters_Lodge]

@@heloxdarkstar3195 because they look cool, most likely is the reason

[@heloxdarkstar3195]

@@bluejolt7821 my brain did not expect that answer

[@JS-wv3iy]

technically you dont have rights over them at 18... all you can do is stop supporting them and evict them (yes you actually need an eviction notice if the kid doesnt leave willingly)

[@lebronartsandvids1290]

2nd Story how I liked it to go. Emily: *calls Grandmother and tells her everything* GM (grandma): *visits EM* you need to give back Emilys car EM: NO!!! I AM HER MOTHER!!!!! GM: and I am yours EM: *SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE*

[@eleniel917]

I'm guessing that it didn't happen cause either the grandmother is dead or she has the same beliefs and is the one who taught that behaviour to EM.

[@okulltra]

*spiderman pointing*

[@coolsceegaming6178]

Grandma: *BFG division starts playing*

[@pikachu2860]

O_o

[@laserninja5462]

:🅾️

[@danielmedina4276]

EA: I'm in charge! Judge: No, Ma'am, I'M in charge. I love that part

[@jttapia]

Ea?

[@danielmedina4276]

Jttapia What do you mean?

[@zenixkiryu]

Entitled Aunt

[@emqbaba3890]

Wait a minute... wat

[@projectgundam8035]

Judge:NO AM THE ONE WHO IS IN FUCKING HERE BITCH AND FOR TALKING BACK YOUR SENTENCED TO DEATH BY A LIFE TIME IN PRISON BECAUSE OF USING YOUR DAUGHTER AS A SLAVE. That is what would have happened if the knew the full story.

[@jimmymcgill5072]

man, i'm so glad i have an actual mother who treats me like a child. I mean, I have a switch, computer, xbox 1, ps4 and a TV, all thanks to my mother. 1 like = 1 respect for all good mothers out there

[@alphamc2636]

Noice

[@laceycollier693]

Spoiled

[@Abhinav-qw1sy]

much spoiled

[@jimmymcgill5072]

@@Abhinav-qw1sy okay okay i get it :(

[@Abhinav-qw1sy]

@@jimmymcgill5072 hehe.. all ive got is an xbox and a phone... that much stuff is basically ultimate luxury for me..

[@Jedi_Spartan]

7:23 Entitled Aunt/Mother: You are a child! The daughter: I'M TWENTY TWO!

[@CiaranFordStrongman]

and now she's 52 :o

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@CiaranFordStrongman ...and her Entitled Mother is still trying to control her entire life.

[@ij4572]

Literally my life except I'm 20 not 22

[@Jedi_Spartan]

@@ij4572 to the level of that entitled mother or just not being acknowledged as an adult?

[@clonechoopa31]

I dunno about you! But I'm feelin twenty two! plz kill me...

[@patrickboner]

EA=ENTITLED AUNT EA= company that made fifa game Makes sense

[@IvanSotoSalazar]

So EA is an entitled aunt

[@king_sombrero8193]

When i heard the part '' EA kept the money '' i was more like '' yeah that makes sense ''

[@guilhermerafaelzimermann4196]

@@king_sombrero8193 my thoughts exactly

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@king_sombrero8193 *Dramactic music plays as dozens of games go flying past a screen* That seems about right

[@somerandomguy___]

There both equally bad

[@krysterio]

Attorney: *sweating real hard* Do I really need to fight back for this non sense woman....

[@standusermemecrusaderstand7607]

her lawyer: honestly, I dont even know this woman, said she'd shoot me if I wasnt her lawyer.

[@amalawawaw2]

Lawyer could get money for working with her so its worth it....probably

[@justin2308]

I would’ve just turned to the prosecutor and said, “Look, you and me, we both know her daughter’s right.”

[@squirrelystew8323]

She didn’t even know anything about EA’s daughter Jesus she’s turning everyone into her slave

[@symatra]

A case even Phoenix Wright can’t solve

[@theoldfounder3402]

The first guy was absolutely in the right. And he calmed the kid. *+10000 RESPECT*

[@jamesbuchanan6340]

"EA kept the money" Me: Sounds like a fimiliar game developer

[@m3meist]

James Buchanan yeah. It does to me too

[@lubnaghazwi]

Pay $69.99 to reply Yes (Pay $69.99) No (Pay $69.99)

[@ACTD_Official]

@@lubnaghazwi I hacked the comment so I pay $0.00.

[@lubnaghazwi]

@@ACTD_Official wait, thats illegal

[@ACTD_Official]

@@lubnaghazwi It is illegal.

[@Dyle_]

Me to my brain: Will I get pissed watching this video? My brain: Yes. My finger: *clicks*

[@recklessabandon5678]

Wow your finger is a jerk

[@hoominmanen]

and we keep watching anyways lol

[@projectgundam8035]

Your hand is on a 1911 fully loaded and is ready to find that beaking bad BITCH.

[@GhostWolfC35]

Lol

[@Relectical]

Lol xD

[@theasianpianoboy6750]

"One day, Emily decided that enough was enough" *Pumped up kicks starts playing*

[@Atlasthepenguin]

... I would like your comment, but you have 69 likes. and that is nice.

[@jeffthegangster6065]

@@Atlasthepenguin I think you can like it now it's way over 69

[@rpgeezplayz9089]

Please do it

[@rubycar7143]

One question with that story who is stupid enough to think you can take your child stuff and ground them when their 22!!!!

[@novaglmv]

That fits so perfectly

[@Diamond_2403]

Now that story with the Mom stealing her daughter's car is the best one I've heard yet. And the fact that the Mom STILL thinks she's right baffles me.

[@laizy7209]

Judge:Where did you get your law degree? Entitled aunt:I dOnt HaVe ONe

[@psycomaticpenguin]

Also Entitled Aunt: yOu DoN't KnOw WhAt YoUr TaLkInG aBoUt

[@robloxiangameplay6972]

If I was the judge and she said that to me then I would reply, "ma'am, since you say that you have no law degree, then might I just add that the only person who doesn't know anything about laws is you. I went to school and studied law, so in fact I know the laws and so on that account I do know what I am talking about. Now, is there any other rediculous claims that you might want to add or are we done here?"

[@gardian06_85]

@@robloxiangameplay6972 in all reality the Judge had a clear charge of contempt, all that was missing was the warning.

[@flyboy6392]

That first one makes me absolutely LIVID, firearms are no joke. Don't get me wrong, I love firearms, but they demand respect.

[@christopherthompson8609]

Same. Told my dad and cousin that while I am pro 2nd, I hope she gets the most gun-fearing liberal judge available to throw the book at her just to keep folks safe.

[@flyboy6392]

@@christopherthompson8609 No need, a pro-2A conservative judge will still throw the book at her, because they have a deeper understanding of the responsibilities that firearms require.

[@Lokithehoski]

I agree entirely. Recently I was unfortunately let down by a friend of mine when we went shooting. He was a veteran, having served in the army. The dude kept waving the Barrell around in everyone's direction, then left a loaded shotgun in the unloaded pile without the safety on. Just goes to show that political beliefs and even firearms training doesn't work when someone doesn't think about them.

[@christopherthompson8609]

@@Lokithehoski: I'm a veteran as well, plus grew up hunting in Louisiana. 46 now and a few months ago, some younger buddies and I were building a table and they remarked about how I held my index finger and looked around while using the cordless drill. Sometimes gun safety can become reflex, which is a good thing.

[@seanwhitman8353]

Good God! What was this EP thinking?! Not only was she being stupid, she was also repeatedly threatening someone's life! To all of you who have firearms: Never ever do this. Only pull a gun on someone if you feel that person is a deadly threat to you and the people around you.

[@Yourhatedquestion]

For every "period" in that trial my smile got wider

[@carl215]

Same dude

[@matteoplays_4043]

@@kathie666125 are you good?

[@Sierra7InsurgencyMilsim]

I subbed to you. Like for Five Bucks

[@Sierra7InsurgencyMilsim]

Jk on five bucks

[@Alvionalx]

@@kathie666125 าหากวหาหนสก่หนไืๆรหสหืหรหสหส

[@TheMrSugar]

That entitled aunt makes my blood boil.

[@JustAFrenchNobody]

EP pointing a gun at OP: *lol this is so fun* OP pointing a gun at EP: *zE fUk Ur DoIn Ur GoNnA pA¥ 4 DiS*

[@juliuscedricm.gasmen5728]

The ep trys to attack op but police is there

[@ash_the_guy2007]

Ahahahaha son true😂😂

[@BeefeusSteak]

Ep: hA hA i Am InTeLlIgEnCe

[@_Myrhl]

Cuminixx looks into the barrel while gun is loaded while safety is off while EP is fiddling with the trigger Edit: i didn’t mean you btw i meant EP

[@emqbaba3890]

Lol

[@Grim-c8n]

EA: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT! Judge: Is my career a joke to you?

[@anomynousanomynous9847]

EA: *YES!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[@sewerratwithabaguette1443]

I was just on that bit as I read it

[@Zackarite]

A wise man once said... “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings” -Optimus Prime

[@pedroriku3191]

@@SoRa-re1yd 'course

[@f.e.areproduce5298]

One person once said " Freedom of one person ends where other person's freedom begins . " . Nobody cares about said saying .

[@cheesymations3116]

A wise person once said, entitled parents will all go to hell

[@dontmindme652]

*salutes like a true American*

[@MemeSlayer982]

A wise person angrily stood there and his body language said I will make all entitled parents double dead,triple dead,or quadruple dead (I’m referring to the doom slayer)

[@TheKIDmotovlogs]

That gun range story is terrifying. That easily could have ended in death.

[@blackearl7891]

Thar women shouldn't have a gun. She is a danger to everybody around her.

[@Abbenxena]

Woman*, women is plural, there was only 1 in that story

[@alvarodebarrio7718]

She's to dangerous to be kept alive

[@toasternuts]

Alvaro De Barrio its not the Jedi way... but it's the Anakin way so imma let Anakin be in charge

[@milosolos7411]

She's a danger even without the gun.

[@starceasilvester1573]

And to herself,but if i am honest u don't care for her safety

[@chocobqby]

EA: IM IN CHARGE! SHES MY DAUGHTER! Judge: No, your GETTING charged for destroying government property and grand theft of your daughter car.

[@joutakujo2256]

GTA entitled parents edition.

[@darkking0727]

@@joutakujo2256 I was going to say that before I read your reply, lol

[@justicedunham4088]

Nothing says entitled parent like “how dare you do the exact thing I was just doing!”

[@guests7647]

Army Karen’s be like: I SMELL OIL GIVE IT TO ME

[@dhclassicwasstolen]

That belongs to meeeee!!!!!

[@dola6354]

How dare you itsmine i thought about it first

[@guests7647]

@@dola6354 this is from 5 months ago

[@jaydenedmunds3103]

I absolutely love the logic of the Karen in the first story Karen thinking: it didn't fire so I will point it at a stranger and touch the trigger" *looks up* "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" (A little later) "How dare you get me on my knees I only strangled him"

[@canadiangamer4762]

i would have disarmed her when i saw her pointing the gun at me

[@Stevdubs]

Lol

[@theresamitchell1028]

Video: *gets to a good part* Ad: I’m boutta end this persons whole life

[@jasminelynx2210]

Use chrome ad blocker, it's free;)

[@jamesnorman9160]

"I'm her mother, I have rights!" "Yes, you do." *reads rights* ...I guess this officer has dealt with Entitled Parents beforehand.

[@Mojomarci]

skaaYEEET

[@Victor-dx2ew]

When the ea told her she wasn't allowed to drive the car and would be grounded i assumed she still lived with her, apparently a crazy lady is trying to restrict the freedom of her daughter who has moved out and is living in her own house and driving her own car. That's batshit crazy

[@brynthephoenix8328]

EA: tHeRe MoSt CeRtAiNly iS sUcH a LaW Innocent little officer: am I a joke to you?

[@dasiydeth568]

Yes

[@dasiydeth568]

I love this I'm literally lmao

[@emqbaba3890]

Tf2:Demoman voice: fire at EA lads The ENTIRE TF2 Community:RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE 10 minutes of blood later Heavy:u are ded not big surprise lol

[@wyatts9646]

EM: *Steals daughters car, house, and legit all of property* Daughter: GIVE ME IT BACK NOW! EM: I HAVE THE RIGHT TO STEAL FROM U! Judge: Have Fun In Jail!!!!!!!!

[@lisa_horror_girl3736]

ppffffftttt heheheheehehe

[@otasdobrovolskis1182]

“EA kept the money” my brain: this sounds like the company that got sued for being greedy oh wait it is

[@GIGGLES_shits777]

The Mickey And Kermit Voice it’s kfc from sans

[@GIGGLES_shits777]

:/

[@coolipo7442]

Why the fuck is this funny?

[@waitthisisntfortnite]

yea lmfao

[@alexanderthegreat4612]

Lol I was about to comment this

[@hexagonal69]

13:50 Damn, she got off almost scott free, 8 YEARS of PRISON shortened down to 2 years probation and attending parenting classes. She didn’t even spend a minute in jail.

[@jxxy1138]

Person: being responsible Ep: hippity hoppity lets sue this property

[@okulltra]

OMG THAT WAS SO FUN-NY! *HA HA HA HA HE,HA HA HA HA HE,HA HA HA HA HA*

[@seagull8291]

...

[@ethribin4188]

What enrages me about the first story is that she HIT a GROWN UP PERSON like they are a naughty child. When they where just reminding people about handings their WEAPON. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE LADY!? Youre neither their mother or their elder.

[@dr.animegirlseksgivermd.9659]

Also she can be arrested for *a s s a u l t*

[@olorange1713]

Stereotypical Filipino Spanish Mexican true true

[@sinistersilence489]

Boys, girls, dogs, elders, there’s no body she won’t fight.

[@the7dedlysins.]

nor*?

[@johnbrown1090]

Well the thing to about it, was he gets her on knees with his gun and calls the cops, she's unarmed and showing her hands, what he did is Illegal, would be likely be considered taking hostage, so maybe he might get in just as much trouble.

[@charlottemandeville9903]

Littarly no one: EA: *points gun at op* OP: *points gun for fear of DYING* EA: HOW DARE YOU POINT A GUN AT ME

[@trashdie6738]

Your grammar is just like you.

[@charlottemandeville9903]

Ikr

[@AbdhullahKadar]

R/engrish

[@frenchsoldier8485]

OP: *Visible confusion*

[@tenilletownesfan2684]

Grmmr 1000

[@rayg6497]

I can just imagine her being in the parenting class with all the other parents in there talking about dealing with babies, tweens, and teens. And she's there complaining about her adult daughter pressing charges because she stole a car.

[@sedeuphadude80]

EA: Children are SLAVES to their parents!!! Mr. President and the government: Hold up, ur under arrest!!!

[@okulltra]

*Thats not what aberhanm linchon said*

[@yourladbrennen3130]

what makes this sound so much worse is that Entitled Aunt is EA... *i think you can see where i'm going with this*

[@starceasilvester1573]

@@yourladbrennen3130 coincidence,i think NOT!

[@Peppermynt.]

For a second I thought you meant the company EA

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Not only that, there are child protection laws against that. Even if the child is a minor, they can call on the parents.

[@bowmanwright532]

EPs in shopping centres are entertaining stories. EPs in gun ranges are terrifying! The EP was “screaming bloody murder”, OP escaped a bloody murder.

[@Acyte]

EA: *Kills 37 kids* Also EA “I have the right to do that, they pointed NeRf gUnS at mE

[@jielynsabarez2693]

Coincidence that you have 37 likes? Edit: oof

[@Acyte]

Jielyn Sabarez tHe kIdS caMe bAcK frOm thE deAth! My DaRnEd wAtEr sQuIrTeR

[@jakubwiniszewski6202]

Nerf guns are serious trouble. I got detencion for bringing one to my school in the past, still angry at the teacher. Schooltimes were dope.

[@Acyte]

Jakub Winiszewski that would be a good reddit story.. xD

[@jakubwiniszewski6202]

Ramen Noodles Who knows? Wait for it on Reddit!

[@undead9999]

"I have rights" "yes, you do.." *proceeds to get Miranda warning* ahahahah

[@justdenks]

Person: **Owns anything** EK: **Yoink** thanks Person: No **Takes back** EM: **Screams** THAT'S ILLEGAL!!!

[@beepatpen]

Human: .... *holds item* EP: Is that item yours? Human: Yep. EP: it's my kids now. Human: Excuse me?- EP: ITS MY KIDS!!!!

[@dasiydeth568]

OP:bys wiyerles eer buds EP:yonk its mine now including your phone and car OP:calls popo EP:yonk helow is this the popo this man stole my car keys from me OP:"shackes hed"

[@scroti2042]

“Hey gimme that back, you cant take people’s st-“ ⚠️ *here they come...*

[@ImStrikeTV]

Hehe. Yoink

[@germanpoptart2964]

I see your a man of culture as well

[@12DAMDO]

EA: "i have rights" PO2: "you have the right to remain silence, everything you say can and will be used against you"

[@cameronkidde9423]

12DAMDO silent not silence

[@yinyang1217]

@@cameronkidde9423 r/grammarnazi

[@beyondheaven6736]

Yin Yang r/boneappletea

[@12DAMDO]

ᗪIO OᐯEᖇ ᕼEᗩᐯEᑎ r/comedycemetery

[@MAX-uh6kh]

@@12DAMDO you mean r/comedycemetery

[@enderteimant]

"For Grand theft of a car" Me : *playing GTA V* Still Me : Ah s***t I am an entitled parent

[@redrasegarden]

EnderTeimant naw, just a normal car thief

[@demi_demon]

*parent

[@enderteimant]

@@demi_demon my bad

[@estrellatrujillo3356]

WillowdaWolf they spelt it right tho...

[@unionjack0638]

Estrella Trujillo he edited it

[@AtLeast3Characters743]

You know it's bad when someone's personality is entitled.

[@justinlemay581]

First one: OP loves guns OP’s name: u/Spartan_with_a_gun Me: Hmm checks out

[@blankness8]

@@airplanemaniacgaming7877 Holy crud, dude. Why is your first instinct to shoot her D: I mean obviously she started it but also for your own sake it's probably best to react calmly like the OP did.

[@camryb6925]

dudethemanbro amigo yeah no that’s not grounds for self defense. even op of that post reacted inappropriately and dangerously. never point a gun at someone because they did it first. especially when doing so and forcing the person to the ground. op is not law enforcement and had no reason to do any of that. alert range safety officer or LEAVE.

[@nytronochrome]

169 likes The one (1) is the camera-man

[@camryb6925]

David Kling that’s not assault with a deadly weapon, though. could be criminal negligence or criminal harassment, but not assault. neither parties handled it correctly or rationally. don’t be an idio- hero, just WALK AWAY.

[@chum5628]

his woman voice sounds like a cross dressing anime character eng dub voice actor

[@brandonelder7059]

r/rareinsults

[@v0d01]

Lol

[@ikimaster8842]

Idk about you but i love it

[@ballisticuzer9478]

I can respect the description

[@freedalahoya1077]

Could not describe it better myself

[@spacetaco048]

Yeah, no. That EA definitely didn't get the point and should have been put in prison instead. She is actually on drugs or something

[@xryeau_1760]

Doesn't have to be drugs, some people are just naturally fucked in the head so bad that their sense of pride is high up enough to where they will not and can not ever admit they are wrong under any circumstances. If she was on drugs, she would've likely admitted she was wrong after 3 decades. Let's do the math here! The daughter's age is 22, most people give birth at say... 19 considering this was late 20th century. So she was likely at least 41 at the time, and now she is roughly at least 71. Name me any drug addicts or ex drug addicts who are 71 and don't have a mind resembling that of roadkill.

[@ccelliott8698]

They stupid

[@dangulousmcskrungo9128]

she isn't real.

[@spacetaco048]

@@dangulousmcskrungo9128 maybe

[@spacetaco048]

@Sarcasto I have a hard time grasping your point. Are you saying she was in the right? Or are you being sarcastic? Or is it something else that I'm not seeing?

[@Juicewrld-cu3xr]

Finally a person who makes an entitled parent get on their knees

[@night-seeker666]

*UHHHHHHHH-*

[@abyssaltenno7318]

This first story... I sincerely hope the EM gets charged with attempted assault with a deadly weapon for messing with the trigger with the gun fully loaded and pointed at OP. Thank god for safeties..

[@ashadowperson9905]

I prefer knives and swords. But even I wouldn't act like the Ep did in the first story.

[@gihrenzabi7271]

Good thing it wasn't a Tokarev or a Nambu.

[@cyberdance4578]

Gihren Zabi Yeah Don’t those have REALLY sensitive triggers?

[@Thacterius]

Notice entitled aunt's initials are EA, Need I say more?

[@salt4264]

well.... Challenge everything?

[@whenthemewhen2755]

No just this: EA kept the money.

[@FakeLLama23]

@@whenthemewhen2755 Would you like to pay for nothing Yes. No $9.99. $9.99

[@_Myrhl]

TroLL ! I choose option attack helicopter

[@no-xt1kf]

ENTITLED *A**HOLE*

[@user-ne8yr1qu3x]

Ep: you are my slave *slaps uno card on table* NO U

[@maddythetopazdragoncathybr1426]

Hahaha reverse card.

[@iceseic]

What?

[@gc6096]

EP:Nani!?

[@marapayne6207]

Lol

[@ellencahill4612]

*____* no no u

[@SM2Dthe]

The delivery of "Mom, that's stealing." Is so cartoonishly tired. It's perfect.

[@fernandavieira7856]

My EM: Don't blame me for your issues. If you don't love yourself and never learned how to be confident tHat'S ON yOu!!!! Also my EM: If you got an college scholarship, have a nice job and make good money it's all on me. I'm the one behind your sucess, u have no credit.

[@justuslm]

Isn't it kind of funny how entitled parents are either entitled about their children, or against them? It's one term for basically opposite types of mistreatment.

[@averycoolusername28]

Wow,I'm sorry you have to deal with such a butthole of a mom.But look on the bright side,you and I have the same name!

[@saharamoon7700]

honestly my mom

[@fernandavieira7856]

@@averycoolusername28 Where u from?

[@averycoolusername28]

@@fernandavieira7856 Puerto Rico, you?

[@coolalexpegasus3932]

Me: *breathes* EM: YOUR STEALING MY CHILDS AIR!

[@theautisticone7972]

Me: why me...

[@malaksalemm]

john smith me: omg help *pulls out rowdy iPhone X* EM: OO HIPPITY HOPPITY THIS IS NOW MY PROPERTY! EK: WAAAAAAAAAAAH MOMMY I WANT A NEW PHONEE WAAAAAAAAH! EM: just a moment sweetie! Me: oki bye bye EM: nO mY sOnS pHoNe Is GeTtInG hIs PhOnE sToLeN!!!!! Me: ok so anyone gonna tame this mother animal and her son? Also me: lemme punch u in the face now please? EM: YOU LITTLE SELFISH BRAT HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE MY PRECIOUS LITTLE ANGEL YOUR PHONE!!!!! EK: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Me: oki now actually buh buh *throws hands* EM: sCrEeEeEhHHhHhHh

[@alexandervrabac1776]

Me: and so are you and everyone else!

[@artsbus2636]

@@malaksalemm iM sUiNg U fOr MaKiNg mY sIsTa sAAAd

[@TojiOkano]

Me: If you take me phone, or anything that belongs to me, I’ll tell the police, and then I’ll bite you until I draw blood, and I’ll make sure that they will never have proof about it.

[@okulltra]

When i see they have "entitled aunt"as "EA": Me: *largley inhales* EA KAREN SUEING IS MY GAME

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

E

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

A

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

Sports

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

It's

[@aerodynamicbootydominator1810]

In

[@olive4998]

I was just dying laughing when they were in the courtroom lol

[@lunakirby128]

i love that the entitiled parent’s attorney always has a country accent 😂😂

[@katscagurangan585]

CrossKirby Ikr, in one of his r/entitled parents vids, OP and EP’s go to court and i commented “what’s with the southern(ish) accent on the attorney?”

[@ccelliott8698]

I need a ace attorney video

[@ChamChamRealSmooth]

@@ccelliott8698 The EA's attorney sounds like Payne.

[@_slickerzentertainment6397]

He’s got the horses in the back

[@tabbyc4889]

How dare I be late to your video!!!! It's your fault for not posting it when I was ready!!!

[@mihan2d]

Good one.

[@Dubstep_Hamster]

PFFT

[@kaonashi1390]

i KnOw RiGhT?!

[@Scorchy18]

@@kaonashi1390 eXaCtLy

[@OricorioWho]

Me: *has a life* EP: *mY sOn DeSeRvEd ThAt LiFe* Me: get a life yourself Also me: *moonwalking out*

[@MegaAmm2010]

Not bad, kid

[@raul.6181]

Outstanding move

[@naurorasen8063]

Restoration 100

[@zaiKeys]

Ay, Restoration 9001

[@johnnyjoestar2302]

*INSTANT HEALTH II* *REGENERATION **8:00* *ABSORPTION* *RESISTANCE 2*

[@LegendaryFun]

At 12:50 it would be funny if the whole courtroom yelled, “SHE IS 22!”

[@inhale3015]

Em: My child my property *Grandma has entered the chat* *Great Grandma Entered The chat* _3 years later_ *Ancestor has entered the chat* All but em and child: Hipity Hopity your my property

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Our property. *Plays the Russian national anthem*

[@kristianchristensen2254]

@@wastelandlegocheem *Soviet anthem*

[@no1cratee49]

Si tome me I tom ato

[@foenix4255]

@ssj omni gogeta ah, I read that wrong didn’t I? “See to me me, I tomato”

[@m0rt014]

4:16 *Reads* “EA kept all the money” Me: Sounds about right.

[@alexkin423]

Imagin what would happen if the entitled parent accidently shot her own son yOU SHOT mY SoN

[@alexkin423]

@Rach ReadsFanfic that is very true

[@bentoudal]

"You don't know what you are talking about!" she says, in court, to the JUDGE.