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EzPz

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The best posts from the top of r/FacePalm on Reddit
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@randomfluffkingt.9364
@randomfluffkingt.9364 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Aww man I was gonna commit some crime at 5:30pm. I guess I’ll have to move it to 7pm Friday.
@fishyboopkins65
@fishyboopkins65 4 жыл бұрын
May I join
@shiny2575
@shiny2575 4 жыл бұрын
Hey my schedule says im free that time wanna commit some arson or are you more into robbing
@anyflippingthing
@anyflippingthing 4 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's fake. It's clearly a UK sign and almost certainly was originally No Parking.
@randomfluffkingt.9364
@randomfluffkingt.9364 4 жыл бұрын
Fishy Boopkins of course
@randomfluffkingt.9364
@randomfluffkingt.9364 4 жыл бұрын
dread riot Yeah some Arson sound good right about now ngl
@ryun.8072
@ryun.8072 4 жыл бұрын
6:57 "wait… it's all texas?" "always has been…"
@Notatitanmain
@Notatitanmain 3 жыл бұрын
😂
@oceanlover1705
@oceanlover1705 3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@WaterVolt1917
@WaterVolt1917 3 жыл бұрын
As an American, I can say for certainty that it's the exact opposite. Texas is the US, but California is Canada, and all the rest of us are in the middle, lmao.
@litbladexd8040
@litbladexd8040 3 жыл бұрын
@@WaterVolt1917 You had me in the first half, not gonna lie. ( I nearly did r/woosh)
@WaterVolt1917
@WaterVolt1917 3 жыл бұрын
@@litbladexd8040 That was kind of my intention, lol!
@Saikoes
@Saikoes 4 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese person, I welcome non-Chinese people coming to Chinese restaurants.
@-Oxy
@-Oxy 4 жыл бұрын
Respect
@narenthebeesechurgerman422
@narenthebeesechurgerman422 4 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn’t you? They are still customers
@aaabattery4608
@aaabattery4608 4 жыл бұрын
Narendra Gunawan I don’t know if I should r/woooooosh you or what
@narenthebeesechurgerman422
@narenthebeesechurgerman422 4 жыл бұрын
LunarPhantomWolf they weren’t joking and I wasn’t explaining a joke
@narenthebeesechurgerman422
@narenthebeesechurgerman422 4 жыл бұрын
LunarPhantomWolf you didn’t even spell woooosh right
@AriaCodfish
@AriaCodfish 4 жыл бұрын
“Do you know what cultural appropriation is?” _Yes, and I can say for certain that you don’t_
@andrewolson5471
@andrewolson5471 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the people that Reeee about cultural appropriation are mindless SJWs (not true progressives) that do not comprehend the issues of racism/discrimination and just put forth what they think is an effort that is actually counterproductive.
@AriaCodfish
@AriaCodfish 4 жыл бұрын
Andrew Olson But actually that’s not what it is. It’s sometimes dumbed down to “white people wearing cultural outfits is bad” but it’s more for a very specific kind of issue. Which is using culture to perpetuate stereotypes, or to use cultures to boost ego. (Like performative allyship) “I am using this culture! Look at how woke I am”. And using culture as a quick way to earn cash. The original meaning does get lost at times, so much so that I had to do a lot of research into what a lot of people thought it was. Here was the basis for it. And I will admit that sometimes people call out cultural appropriation at times where it wasn’t present, but the original arguments seem like valid complaints.
@andrewolson5471
@andrewolson5471 4 жыл бұрын
@@AriaCodfish today, in 2020, I would wager 90+% of claims of cultural appropriation are made by Twitter users that don't have a clue what they're talking about. I never meant to imply that it isn't real.
@caseyb1346
@caseyb1346 4 жыл бұрын
@@andrewolson5471 im 99% sure that guy was taking the piss..
@ILikeToLaughAtYou
@ILikeToLaughAtYou 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll say it. It’s not real.
@ESPmrBrough
@ESPmrBrough 4 жыл бұрын
Norwegians whne no haves butter: *smør-panik* Norwegians whne haves butter: *kalm*
@shiny2575
@shiny2575 4 жыл бұрын
Did you just have a stroke
@snailuka
@snailuka 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly same
@TobeEvans
@TobeEvans 4 жыл бұрын
dread riot I have a feeling English is not this persons first language. That or they’re totally memeing.
@RaggenBlubbefisk
@RaggenBlubbefisk 4 жыл бұрын
I am norwegian
@cursedbluecheese
@cursedbluecheese 4 жыл бұрын
Tobe Evans or both
@emelychoi958
@emelychoi958 4 жыл бұрын
As a norwegian, I want to say that "we ran out of butter" is "vi er tomme for smør" in norwegian, now you know!
@ashleyholland2683
@ashleyholland2683 3 жыл бұрын
Oh ok
@IAmGodHimself777
@IAmGodHimself777 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds weird
@whiterunguard3755
@whiterunguard3755 3 жыл бұрын
la oss kjøpe noe mer smør da for faen
@QuirrelSquad
@QuirrelSquad 3 жыл бұрын
Butter could be used as lube so saying we ran out of lubrication could still mean you ran out of butter
@thephantomknyte5759
@thephantomknyte5759 3 жыл бұрын
@@QuirrelSquad yea but butter can be used as lube. Lube can not be used as butter. Unless ur brave enough, the in-video sentence was still wrong
@epsilon-eleven
@epsilon-eleven 4 жыл бұрын
So, what I want to know is how the person screaming about Chinese restaurants being for Chinese people only doesn't know that 1) that's pretty racist & presumptuous Itself, and 2) most food in Chinese restaurants is actually American in origin (to cater to Westerners) and not authentic Chinese cuisine. I will happily call someone out for actual cultural appropriation, but that person just seems like a Karen who latched onto the fringier parts of Tumblr.
@Yuruble
@Yuruble 4 жыл бұрын
@Jackie Tearie yep! My sister was in China for business for a few weeks and she said American Chinese food was so sugary.
@jaylo3435
@jaylo3435 4 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese Malaysian, I give everyone ( excluding racist, the entitled, protesters and people who think they are very smort)the permission to eat good noodles when quarantine ends
@nicandknacksandseans
@nicandknacksandseans 4 жыл бұрын
Waitwaitwaitwaitwait. You think it’s ok, just because you serve a certain kind of food, to turn away...anybody?!?! I hope I’m just brain farting, and that’s not what you’re saying. I mean, a blanket order “nobody is allowed to eat at restaurants” is ok, because it affects everyone equally, anything else is not ok, right? Do I not know the whole story behind this sign? What’s going on?
@nicandknacksandseans
@nicandknacksandseans 4 жыл бұрын
Like is it poorly translated? Does it mean “infected people” rather that “persons of African descent?” Like I’m trying to understand here!
@Yuruble
@Yuruble 4 жыл бұрын
@@nicandknacksandseans Where are you getting that?
@Niseandryt
@Niseandryt 4 жыл бұрын
8:49 I think the editor put a "just flip it?" they can't flip it, the door knob it's not in the middle of the door, if they flips it then they would have to reinstall the hollow where the latch rest, thus the door knob will be higher than it should be
@missingkittie7184
@missingkittie7184 3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp matches perfectly lol
@JupiterCrusher
@JupiterCrusher 3 жыл бұрын
you need to be featured in this video
@JoeZUGOOLA
@JoeZUGOOLA 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@--Dannyman--
@--Dannyman-- 5 ай бұрын
No, they didn't mean flip it sideways. They meant flip it Forward
@Niseandryt
@Niseandryt 5 ай бұрын
@@--Dannyman-- still, wouldn't the door knob end up higher than expected, it isn't exactly in the middle of the door, it is lower than that
@jaylo3435
@jaylo3435 4 жыл бұрын
4:41 as a Chinese Malaysian, I give you permission to have good noodles when quarantine ends
@Mark-hp9bh
@Mark-hp9bh 4 жыл бұрын
Can I also please have the noodle pass?
@jaylo3435
@jaylo3435 4 жыл бұрын
@@Mark-hp9bh Everyone can except racist, the entitled, protesters and the people who think they are very smorr
@Mark-hp9bh
@Mark-hp9bh 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaylo3435 YESSSSSSSSSSS
@Mark-hp9bh
@Mark-hp9bh 4 жыл бұрын
@@jaylo3435 thanks
@Solarianv3
@Solarianv3 4 жыл бұрын
noodles and orange chicken
@kennyryan3176
@kennyryan3176 4 жыл бұрын
Recently attended a funeral for a girl my cousin was good friends with. She came back to attend said funeral and after it ends and there getting ready to go, my cousin’s teacher goes up to her and first thing he does is ask her when she’s returning her text book for him.
@0krazy257
@0krazy257 4 жыл бұрын
This is what cannibals would say
@0krazy257
@0krazy257 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh who liked this it haven't been 5 Min since I posted this😂
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
Not ripe enough yet.
@0krazy257
@0krazy257 4 жыл бұрын
Why are is all the comments so cursed
@randomfluffkingt.9364
@randomfluffkingt.9364 4 жыл бұрын
Unvaccinated children just don’t have the dressing/ seasoning.
@creepyfurrguy4956
@creepyfurrguy4956 4 жыл бұрын
Yea too much oil
@norwegiangigachad
@norwegiangigachad 3 жыл бұрын
2:37 as a Norwegian 11 year old boy I am very disappointed in ourselves because we opened the fridge like: hvor i helvete er all smøret får faen!
@dylanthegamer7233
@dylanthegamer7233 4 жыл бұрын
I like how he says stupid Canadians while he shows an American hockey team
@jillreads6142
@jillreads6142 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@miles9294
@miles9294 4 жыл бұрын
Why is this the top commen t
@zachboudreault2904
@zachboudreault2904 4 жыл бұрын
I was just gonna comment this
@greenchairguy
@greenchairguy 4 жыл бұрын
EzPz is probably Canadia then
@takoyakatl.g.9233
@takoyakatl.g.9233 4 жыл бұрын
But im canadian ;^;
@mxmschae
@mxmschae 4 жыл бұрын
3:12 when you said “Stupid Canadians” and showed a funny picture of a hockey player. Little did you know, you the play in this picture is Dustin Brown, a hockey player born in New York.
@starhockeyproductions6596
@starhockeyproductions6596 3 жыл бұрын
And the team he was playing for at the time was LA
@jacqslabz
@jacqslabz 2 жыл бұрын
r/Woosh
@Dextersauve11
@Dextersauve11 Жыл бұрын
​​@@jacqslabzo2 is that woosh exactly (I get what woosh is but like how does it aplly in this situation)
@FloweredAngelFilms
@FloweredAngelFilms 4 жыл бұрын
12:23 Out of the three times I've seen this appear in various videos, you're the first reddit-reading youtuber that has noticed that the picture is not, in fact, a mango. (It's a mandarin orange) The fact that you actually paused and remarked that it wasn't a mango was oddly satisfying. You were the only one that I've seen stop and go "wait a minute, that's not right" -- Thank you!
@nutella_wewerehere
@nutella_wewerehere 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao how did the others not notice?
@vloggerbonakid6178
@vloggerbonakid6178 3 жыл бұрын
I...I think some do,but they don't insert it in their videos... Either that,or they really mistook an orange for the joke of the whole thing,mango---Wait,how is that a facepalm, exactly?
@x_dragondrawz_x5278
@x_dragondrawz_x5278 3 жыл бұрын
0:53 My Heart: *Trauma* My Brain: *Torture* My Stomach: *TACOS*
@bogfinken
@bogfinken 4 жыл бұрын
"Water is oxygen for dolphins" Wtf?!?
@keepdancingmaria
@keepdancingmaria 4 жыл бұрын
So Sad. It'd be slightly more accurate if the person had said "fish"... But still wrong of course. But "dolphins" is just completely wrong.
@neutralball1099
@neutralball1099 4 жыл бұрын
13:05 This woman is the type of person to say “1+1=11”
@Notatitanmain
@Notatitanmain 3 жыл бұрын
Yup, I died a little as he read that “math”
@alex2005z
@alex2005z 3 жыл бұрын
I mean yes
@itsray1878
@itsray1878 4 жыл бұрын
Boat is the most useful for being stranded.
@burrow073
@burrow073 4 жыл бұрын
Boat is most usefull to strand
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
I don't even need a boat. *transforms and flies away*
@amazingsupergirl7125
@amazingsupergirl7125 4 жыл бұрын
True though.
@Poetic_Raven
@Poetic_Raven 4 жыл бұрын
Also Georgie 's paper boat, let it float and oop down in the sewers in goes and gets stranded there
@shinsouhitoshi8744
@shinsouhitoshi8744 4 жыл бұрын
Not if your stranded in a desert
@grimrsp
@grimrsp 3 жыл бұрын
as a person who does not smile but goes to mcdonalds, i am offended
@shaydedsoul
@shaydedsoul 4 жыл бұрын
Where "What is this nonsense?Why does the toy store preach lies" is totally normal vernacular for a child under 2.
@foxy_101
@foxy_101 3 жыл бұрын
Why the hell did the first one make me almost burst out laughing
@agentintrovert1814
@agentintrovert1814 4 жыл бұрын
The lost phone one scared me because my name is Kayden and I thought he was talking to me
@mariaguglielmo1532
@mariaguglielmo1532 4 жыл бұрын
No your name is Agent Introvert
@evilartfox
@evilartfox 3 жыл бұрын
1:23 if someone ever says this to you to make it more funny make sure they think your the gender they are interested in to get a spicy, funny, cringy and sometime but ultra rare wholesome.
@Micro13bk
@Micro13bk 4 жыл бұрын
"guest-apo app" *bruh*
@purebloodwhiteboy
@purebloodwhiteboy 4 жыл бұрын
i dont think hes allowed to say gestapo on youtube, same as your not allowed to say nazi
@purebloodwhiteboy
@purebloodwhiteboy 4 жыл бұрын
@Ann Rohde maybe he just thought and didnt want to? i mean its the same thing as FakeJake saying no-bend instead of knobend because he didnt want to
@andrewolson5471
@andrewolson5471 4 жыл бұрын
The gluten free cookie: you aren't being charged for the gluten.
@SaturnClouds
@SaturnClouds 4 жыл бұрын
He has a name? Me: Well I’d be sad if he didn’t.
@axyrianth.259
@axyrianth.259 4 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until the chicken starts eating humans
@frostythesnowdragon3170
@frostythesnowdragon3170 4 жыл бұрын
5:44 the're one flip flop away from being electrocuted
@elainad6728
@elainad6728 4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail: No crime 8am-6pm Robber: Understandable have a good day ✌
@elainad6728
@elainad6728 4 жыл бұрын
6pm not 8pm i cant number
@B58-Minecraft
@B58-Minecraft 3 жыл бұрын
@@elainad6728 "I can't number"
@ashleyholland2683
@ashleyholland2683 3 жыл бұрын
@@B58-Minecraft 🖕
@missingno2401
@missingno2401 4 жыл бұрын
7:08 no the gestapo app is for if you think someone is illegally hiding in an attic.
@12eeno29
@12eeno29 4 жыл бұрын
Anne im coming in zere don't move ja
@disguisedcrocodile
@disguisedcrocodile 3 жыл бұрын
@@12eeno29 i couldn't stop laughing because my man sounded so confused when he read it up. Bruhh
@CursedCaptainGaming
@CursedCaptainGaming 4 жыл бұрын
This Pyrocynical quote sums up everyone on the sub reddit, “Was your brain on airplane mode when you thought that was a good idea?”
@elilackey7341
@elilackey7341 4 жыл бұрын
10:02 "there are no accidents" -master oogway
@tyeeut
@tyeeut 3 жыл бұрын
0:37
@punterr
@punterr 3 жыл бұрын
Congrats on first
@junastro8091
@junastro8091 3 жыл бұрын
8:50 editors listen... he can’t “just flip it” because of the doorknob
@cruncyart
@cruncyart 2 жыл бұрын
Flip it as in vertically, not turn it around. You'd have to reattach the hinges probably but I don't think anyone would care, it seems like the doorknob is in the middle anyway.
@lovedrreid1
@lovedrreid1 11 ай бұрын
​@@cruncyartlol facepalm for you too. Just think about why that wouldn't work.
@konstantinshulga2271
@konstantinshulga2271 4 жыл бұрын
The Al gore one was not true, the person confused them with another person called gore soooo double face-palm.
@messiahh420
@messiahh420 4 жыл бұрын
My country sued coronavirus and now it can only spread from 9 pm to 10 am.
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 4 жыл бұрын
MOM, FOUND THE BLEACH!
@itsray1878
@itsray1878 4 жыл бұрын
I-
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 4 жыл бұрын
MRBEAST
@darkesthourstudios
@darkesthourstudios 4 жыл бұрын
I Changed it like, Yesterday.
@aaronzaharias9110
@aaronzaharias9110 4 жыл бұрын
1:35 (*pulls out revolver*) Are you sure about that?
@bee5648
@bee5648 4 жыл бұрын
My favourite is “careful it’s soup”
@heretical2903
@heretical2903 4 жыл бұрын
The funny part about the lemon juice bank robber. There have been a few psychological study's where they found that individuals "non special needs" that are on the lower end of the IQ scale think they are brilliant and are always right . At the same time they found that individuals with higher IQ's tend to think they are dumber than they are. Or as one of the authors of the study put it, if Wheeler "robber, I figure most every one would make the connection, but just in case" was too stupid to be a bank robber, perhaps he was also too stupid to know that he was too stupid to be a bank robber - that is, his stupidity protected him from an awareness of his own stupidity. Its called the Dunning-Kruger Effect. Also the bit at 14:30 made my brain hurt.
@VaskoG384
@VaskoG384 4 жыл бұрын
I was filling an online form and there was this one question, "Point out one advantage of distant education". I typed in "online work" and the form didn't accept it and I got an error saying it had to be a number.
@nitrisprime8963
@nitrisprime8963 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who plays a lot of DnD and similar RPG's, the nat 1 picture made me crack up
@lilkiwi_7977
@lilkiwi_7977 4 жыл бұрын
2:20 this person makes me wish I didn’t like kpop
@laurenp2149
@laurenp2149 4 жыл бұрын
Same (but tbh I've probably read BTS thinking they ment bangtan but its actually behind the scenes)
@hisisterjosalynhere950
@hisisterjosalynhere950 4 жыл бұрын
Lauren :P the amount of times i’ve done that 🤦🏼‍♀️💀
@kimyn640
@kimyn640 4 жыл бұрын
Sooo you like K-Pop..?
@lilkiwi_7977
@lilkiwi_7977 4 жыл бұрын
Angelyn Buenaventura yep
@pi4313
@pi4313 4 жыл бұрын
Oh they didnt have to do that, the police already put up a " no crime, 1am to 12:59 pm sign"
@SalahEddineH
@SalahEddineH 4 жыл бұрын
0:50 that's not Al Gore's house! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore! You may want to screenshot the title and caption of the Reddit posts when you save them for reading, so as not to lose context. Cheers! Love the video though! Edit: also at 3:33, I'm guessing the keys are worn down because that IS the passcode. The facepalm is what's the point of having a keypad if the code is just the building number and has become so obvious from the wear on the keys. Cheers!
@intensellylit4100
@intensellylit4100 4 жыл бұрын
3:33 is definitely the the timestamp you want.
@r.7057
@r.7057 4 жыл бұрын
Crime: Is banned from 6 am to 8 am People during 8:00.0000000001 am to 5:59.999999999999 am: Confused screaming*
@pieofchart
@pieofchart 4 жыл бұрын
The "R Dollar" is called a real my dude, pronounced "reh-al", in plural, it's reais, pronounced "reh-ah-ees". Now ya know!
@chipp8696
@chipp8696 4 жыл бұрын
a REAL fact....... desculpa '-'
@Niseandryt
@Niseandryt 4 жыл бұрын
un real, usados en españa con el nombre de real español, ya no se usan porque ahora es el euro pero se usan en otros países también eso lo se
@Niseandryt
@Niseandryt 4 жыл бұрын
and yeah, used in brazil, people just don't know about currency changes
@AndroCubed
@AndroCubed 3 жыл бұрын
As a Chinese person, I go to European restaurants and don't get bombarded with mad people, I don't what this man is talking about.
@espurrhoodie1290
@espurrhoodie1290 4 жыл бұрын
13:02 I feel better about my math skills now. Also I deadass thought that was Scott the Woz instead of Tom Holland at 14:25
@enomiellanidrac9137
@enomiellanidrac9137 3 жыл бұрын
I actualy bypassed code locked door a couple of time by trying combination of the most worn out keys of the pad, it always takes my friend by surprise.
@jocelynecupcake
@jocelynecupcake 4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't matter what your race or nationality is, in America, everyone should be allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Who agrees?
@gamtheobbiest7945
@gamtheobbiest7945 4 жыл бұрын
Me (got kinda triggered at it because I’m mixed)
@ulrichenevoldsen8371
@ulrichenevoldsen8371 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone is allowed to eat at a Chinese restaurant. End off
@jborrego2406
@jborrego2406 4 жыл бұрын
They act like the virus came from black ppl but it came from there ass
@jocelynecupcake
@jocelynecupcake 4 жыл бұрын
@@jborrego2406 IKR I heard a lot of them are racist over there. Not everyone over there is like that, but I hear it's the culture that makes them that way. They associate darker skin with the lower class like farmers and stuff and that's why you see Chinese make up videos with the ladies putting the lightest shade of foundation on their natural tan skin. I had an art teacher who was African American and visited China, and oh boy did she deal with racial discrimination... there was an old lady beating her in the street and everything
@kittenmimi5326
@kittenmimi5326 4 жыл бұрын
This shouldn't even need explaining
@bureiku9234
@bureiku9234 4 жыл бұрын
The world : use toilet paper to wipe butt Phillipine : water
@sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206
@sleeponyourbednotjinsvocal2206 4 жыл бұрын
I literally lost it when he said BTS because I'm an ARMY and always get excited when people talk about them
@SappieLive
@SappieLive 4 жыл бұрын
Why do people like those clone looking ass bitches
@unicorngallerexy9288
@unicorngallerexy9288 4 жыл бұрын
@@SappieLive same reason as anyone likes rappers, pop singers, or bands of any kind: Music taste is subjective and people enjoy what they make. They feel connected to it and/or like the way it sounds. Plain and simple. (Also, please don't be that guy with the "they all look the same" comments)
@SappieLive
@SappieLive 4 жыл бұрын
Unicorn Gallerexy lol it was a joke
@Micro13bk
@Micro13bk 4 жыл бұрын
@@SappieLive I believe it is tied to girls fantasizing about "the perfect guy(s)" Kinda like they would've with bieber and one direction...
@minyoonji2229
@minyoonji2229 4 жыл бұрын
I lost it too. I'm an Army, but I laugh whenever Armys forget that BTS also means "behind the scenes" lol
@apokemontrainer2873
@apokemontrainer2873 3 жыл бұрын
6:16 I have a theory that the sign is an intentional reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
@DrexYiii
@DrexYiii 4 жыл бұрын
I've watched these being like: yeah its dumb but I'm not actually going to facepalm. I FACEPALMED!
@uniocronskidmark
@uniocronskidmark 3 жыл бұрын
6:57 apart of my spanish lessons in school is memorizing the geography and when everyone under stood where everything is he flippedd the map and said thats the test
@Piperinsanity
@Piperinsanity 4 жыл бұрын
Actually that guy was right, because consumable alcohol is Ethanol
@sjoerd2228
@sjoerd2228 4 жыл бұрын
15:58 thats the fish shape shifter
@Verydeadbarbie
@Verydeadbarbie 4 жыл бұрын
Thats not Ali Gore's house
@SalahEddineH
@SalahEddineH 4 жыл бұрын
Exactly! That was the facepalm! That's Martin Lee Gore's house, who's unrelated to Al Gore!
@theclockworkcadaver7025
@theclockworkcadaver7025 4 жыл бұрын
Salah Eddine H 3 sentences, 3 exclamation marks. Are you okay? You're scaring the children.
@SalahEddineH
@SalahEddineH 4 жыл бұрын
@@theclockworkcadaver7025 I guess I had one too many energy drink today
@tonypeppermint5329
@tonypeppermint5329 4 жыл бұрын
Ah. I know something wasn't right there.
@supposedly1-2
@supposedly1-2 4 жыл бұрын
I saw he missed the facepalm on that one making Zach the facepalm in this video !
@fireboltofdeath
@fireboltofdeath 3 жыл бұрын
8:49 "just flip it?" that's a bit of a facepalm by itself.......
@jaspepper1721
@jaspepper1721 3 жыл бұрын
Today is the the day that marks me watching for 1 year and this was the first video I watched so I decided to come back and say this today. 😁
@weirdcarpetthing97
@weirdcarpetthing97 3 жыл бұрын
Bongo
@yonkorae
@yonkorae 3 жыл бұрын
15:17 ok but can we talk about how that tree perfectly divides the color from the car door
@bananacrayon87
@bananacrayon87 4 жыл бұрын
hello i am a sad cat :(
@redbucket0217
@redbucket0217 4 жыл бұрын
hello sad cat. You shouldn’t be sad. I will subscribe to you
@slingsword
@slingsword 4 жыл бұрын
Hi sad cat.
@jon2167
@jon2167 4 жыл бұрын
Hu
@neliasoares6217
@neliasoares6217 4 жыл бұрын
Be happy ☺️👍
@spaceoddizzy
@spaceoddizzy 4 жыл бұрын
hello, sad cat. you should not be sad. we love you, sad cat. 💕
@socialanxiety9153
@socialanxiety9153 4 жыл бұрын
We did it, boys, crime is no more.
@Sage-bc7iw
@Sage-bc7iw 4 жыл бұрын
A lot of face palm posts are people who don't get the joke and post it on face palm
@bpr_official6598
@bpr_official6598 3 жыл бұрын
i was going NNNOOOOOOOOOO and my frickin google assistant said: how may i help and it almost gave me a heart attack
@2tulipp
@2tulipp 3 жыл бұрын
"We've run out of lubrication" who tf said smør was lubrication?
@izzyz3400
@izzyz3400 4 жыл бұрын
As a kid who grew up having to helping out in the Chinese Restaurant industry, you are more than welcomed to come into our restaurant. Most of these restaurants are family owned and it’s actually a pretty hard life working there. Please come in and order some food, be it a huge order or a egg roll, you’re always welcomed :)
@FredTheFreak
@FredTheFreak 4 жыл бұрын
From the car engine being in the back Me a car guy: have u heard of TRANSMISSION! The other person : that is not real Me :then how do u go forward and reverse
@Shyzes
@Shyzes 4 жыл бұрын
I'm also a car guy and that hurt me like a mustang hitting me at 20 mph
@FobyTox07
@FobyTox07 3 жыл бұрын
Every body gangster till the chicken evolves to have a human body and runs after you
@easybakeoven15
@easybakeoven15 4 жыл бұрын
Is no one gonna mention the 756 missed messages or are we all just gonna suffer in silence
@sso_kartoffel6268
@sso_kartoffel6268 4 жыл бұрын
here we have a store that just allows 65 people to be in it during covid-19. the problem is that 65 people don't even fit in there....
@pietros.-.bullets8749
@pietros.-.bullets8749 4 жыл бұрын
You sound like Markiplier sometimes and it’s lowkey pretty cool.
@luigi5299
@luigi5299 3 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until the alligator starts walking
@President_Starscream
@President_Starscream 4 жыл бұрын
David Attenborough isn't his name, it's his title.
@nickelodeon2226
@nickelodeon2226 4 жыл бұрын
???
@nickelodeon2226
@nickelodeon2226 4 жыл бұрын
what?
@biggusdickus8041
@biggusdickus8041 3 жыл бұрын
That Norwegian one made me go like: Whaat are u talking about?
@Antonio-nf1tt
@Antonio-nf1tt 4 жыл бұрын
13:41 It is reais R$ 5,41 = 1 U$S
@momobeagle8566
@momobeagle8566 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gansta till the chicken starts to fly
@rosefulmadness
@rosefulmadness 4 жыл бұрын
The BTS one, there's no one in the fandom who has "BTS ARMY" as a name, it's more like "Namtiddies", "Jeon Cena", "Jimin's lost Jams", "Lachimolala", or shit like that. LIKE, COME ON, EVEN "BANG PD-NIM OPPAR" OR "MY BIAS IS MANAGER SEJIN" True Kpop stans are all crackheads🤣😊✌
@sophie_lily_08
@sophie_lily_08 4 жыл бұрын
Very true😁😁😂😂
@Michael-es4dt
@Michael-es4dt 4 жыл бұрын
I've heard about this often, who is Jimin and who stole this man's jams? I will work night and day for Jimin to see his jams just one more time. #getjiminhisgoddamnjamsbackfortheloveoffuck
@MixieMooz
@MixieMooz 4 жыл бұрын
We never know. Just one day, he had no jams. And till this day, he still has no jams. His toast be going cold by now. 🤷
@Michael-es4dt
@Michael-es4dt 4 жыл бұрын
@@MixieMooz I think I'm going to cry
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 3 жыл бұрын
OmFg ThEy HaVe SuCh CrAcKhEaD eNeRgY
@bestproductaroundtheworld2580
@bestproductaroundtheworld2580 3 жыл бұрын
WE DROVE OUT OF THE LUBRICATION 2:49
@thatgraysuburban
@thatgraysuburban 4 жыл бұрын
I am low key offended when you said “those stupid Canadians” I get it’s a joke.
@randomhnn1314
@randomhnn1314 4 жыл бұрын
I liked your comment
@MentosCubing
@MentosCubing 4 жыл бұрын
Those stupid Canadians
@painfulguess9429
@painfulguess9429 4 жыл бұрын
@@randomhnn1314 hop in kids, we're gonna find who asked you
@fireofgoldengamer9399
@fireofgoldengamer9399 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 From 7 pm to 7 am, all crimes are allowed. That's what this sign said.
@YayapLives
@YayapLives 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah i'm sure the lady in front of the green screen really goofed it when the graphics artists projected an incorrectly labeled map behind her. She was so dumb standing there not realizing the mistake she couldn't see happened? was that a meta joke? because it didn't come off as one. (slightly more pedantic but very rarely are doors vertically symmetrical so the offhand flipping it suggestion would almost certainly not work.) Edit: also as other have pointed out that isn't Al Gores house, and the keypad wear probably implies that its actually their password rather than thousands of attempted burglaries really imbuing the video with the theme aren't we?
@dino3.
@dino3. 4 жыл бұрын
"Watermelon, Uh i don't think so" XD
@CT-eo5lp
@CT-eo5lp 4 жыл бұрын
Most of the time food in Chinese restaurants arent even Chinese
@michaelholtz599
@michaelholtz599 4 жыл бұрын
6:15 Well somebody's recently watched Monty python and the quest for the holy grail!
@srite2382
@srite2382 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta til the acid starts flying.
@NCubss
@NCubss 4 жыл бұрын
5:03 the same happens with ALOT of simulators and pranks. sometime i went to an app which was a projector simulator, the ratings were bad because it didnt work.
@tonyli8368
@tonyli8368 4 жыл бұрын
4:20 Damn, I guess I should stop getting takeout from my local McDonald's then...
@thomashindle6315
@thomashindle6315 3 жыл бұрын
Then once it hits 6pm, you hear a siren blaring followed by "this marks the commencement of the daily purge" hahaha 😂😂😂
@ChrisPFries-kz5vf
@ChrisPFries-kz5vf 3 жыл бұрын
"Why would the engine be on the back" That first line i knew...... It would be *disaster*
@dominiklehn2866
@dominiklehn2866 4 жыл бұрын
0:55 if you take it scientifically they're right though. Drinking alcohol is Ethanol.
@SteadfastWL
@SteadfastWL 3 жыл бұрын
"Hey I'm driving, who's this?" "Your former workplace."
@s.o6054
@s.o6054 4 жыл бұрын
Ngl when I saw the thumbnail, I saw no cringe allowed and I was laughing lol
@11epicnoob
@11epicnoob 4 жыл бұрын
The card with the motivation of "You're a natural" is hilarious as in DnD (Dungeons and Dragons), rolling a 1 means you critically failed, whereas a 20 means you got a critical success (especially before stat modifiers)
@steelyoufeel1347
@steelyoufeel1347 3 жыл бұрын
isn't that like the joke
@toriv2707
@toriv2707 3 жыл бұрын
“They have good noodles” Indeed
@focalpoint._
@focalpoint._ 4 жыл бұрын
8:50 Facepalm in a facepalm. Editor apperantly doesn’t know how hinges work.
@averagesnatcherenjoyer7272
@averagesnatcherenjoyer7272 3 жыл бұрын
Person: why did put R$ thats for robux on roblox Every brazilian: *OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU*
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 4 жыл бұрын
Sure, this video is a few months old but I think it's really cute when Reddit finds something extremely old on the internet and act like it's new, not knowing where it came from. What shows at 5:40 is a great example.
@dundrabatertuna1173
@dundrabatertuna1173 4 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until people act stupid (to the the point where you facepalm)
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