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[@RenegadesReact]

IS THIS THE UPSIDE DOWN? - Limbo (Part 1) | SCAREDY KATE EP. 3: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHarfWeuqZtgnck

[@thewinterprince1731]

If I had a nickel for every time Nate says "Here's the thing," I'd be able to build Treasure Planet.

[@justyouraveragenerd5152]

@@Roth-Steyr1994 if I had a nickel for every time Nate said "to be honest" I could also build Treasure Planet

[@sf_remixer]

@@justyouraveragenerd5152 To be honest, “to be honest” is my favorite phrase to talk about my honesty.

[@michaelfalcone7110]

Say the line Nate.

[@crystalgemgirl731]

Allow me to quote Herb from Bojack Horseman, "Just say the thing!"

[@midgaming6291]

Than half of it will be gone because tax

[@That_Doctor_Del_Fella]

Emkay using the Michael Jackson "OW!" as the censor sound effect made that video so much funnier. Also I know if I ever go to Australia I'll have to keep telling myself that dingos are dangerous because my brain will continue to see them as cute puppers. Even though they are dangerous, they are also friend-shaped.

[@DMKelly20]

Emkay's censor sound effects pretty much always get me, but the Michael Jackson one REALLY gets me. 😂

[@corvusgaming2379]

Everything is dangerous here. I'm Australian and even the birds will try to kill you.

[@corvusgaming2379]

Not to mention dingos ate a baby once.

[@TheSpiralSpiderWeb]

Nah, what was said during the military convo, cause if it was killing Nate, we gotta get some kind of hint XD

[@OmegaSovereignK-]

Looked up military slang, the initials of the suspect are A and C.

[@bobthered313]

@@OmegaSovereignK- Can you give me a few more letters in the initial please?

[@OmegaSovereignK-]

@@bobthered313 Al, Ch

[@bobthered313]

@@OmegaSovereignK- Okay, I think I got it. Does it also involve the P, H, and A, and R letters?

[@OmegaSovereignK-]

@@bobthered313 yep.

[@corvusgaming2379]

25:05 If what you want is hindered from being in a relationship, DON’T BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.

[@foranzo1582]

I absolutely love the chats between the pictures. The "yes, queen" one was great!! And the one about open tabs on the phone

[@AmazingAutist]

The sad thing is, sex addiction is real and using it as an excuse only makes it harder to treat.

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

It's not. It's just lack of impulse control.

[@matthewscorner2990]

@@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses By that logic, drug addiction isn't a real thing either.

[@ntmfalloutproductions4713]

@@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses ohm its a thing we learned about nymphomania in nursing school, its part of the addiction system. But you have a point addiction creates a lack of control over one self so you aint wrong. edit: its invalid not a addiction

[@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses]

@@ntmfalloutproductions4713 it really isn't. It doesn't do the same thing in the brain that addictions do.

[@ntmfalloutproductions4713]

@@JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses oh really? Alright I looked it up and it is indeed not recognised by the WHO as an addiction however the ICD lists it as ICD - 11 the compulsive sexual behavior disorder. So its a disorder not a addiction.

[@matthewscorner2990]

I never really understood the school lunch system. At all the schools I went to, my brother, sister, and I always got free lunch except for one day where they tried to force us to pay. I just thought it was how things worked. Maybe I'm remembering it wrong, but there wasn't even a system in place to pay that I could tell. And these were not some fancy schools, we always had very little money and we wouldn't have been able to afford to pay for lunch all those years if they'd forced us. So I don't really know what happened.

[@Phantom.Gaming64]

Here in Finland food was free when I went to school, for primary(grades 1 - 6) and secondary schools(grades 7 - 9) to be precise. When you start your studies for the profession you are interested in the future, in those schools you have to pay for the food.

[@That_Doctor_Del_Fella]

I remember once we got to the higher grade levels we had to pay because it was actually decent food like chicken tenders and burgers. I remember the lunch ladies using me and my friends as guinea pigs to test their new spicy tenders. They slapped so hard. This was like 2002 in a decently sized American school district.

[@Gearshoot]

@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella that was Redondo Union prior to the shutdown. We had different sections of the cafeteria serve different foods. They had bacon cheeseburgers!

[@Johnytomm]

my primary school in Poland had 2 meals for dinner and you'd pay like 8 bucks a month to eat every day. The american system sounds insane to me

[@jamesmoyner7499]

Another reason to point out how the Moon Landing wasn’t fake is we were racing the Soviets to space at the time so if we faked it they would have called the U.S. out on it. So no nothing was faked and nothing was done in a studio.

[@haku8135]

Also the technology to fake it LITERALLY DID NOT EXIST!

[@charliemartin-k7m]

I’m a way the USSR/ Russia was the first to the moon with a probe.

[@TheSkyGuy77]

NASA touched up the photos to make it look nicer, but nothing was faked

[@deadshields8561]

You were actually right about him throwing eggs. The reason why that guy was arrested was because someone else did that exact thing to King Charles, after which it was illegalized to carry eggs out in the open in such events. Thing is, King Charles wasn't even that bothered by it, he was probably more concerned over the waste of food.

[@GloveClanOG]

So, that elf character you saw on the Browns field is the original logo for the team. He’s called “the Brownie”, hence the character still wearing orange/brown. But I understand the confusion, lol

[@TheRichmaster24]

the parts where Nate actually facepalms are my favourites

[@michaelfalcone7110]

12:20 Chad I think the stupidity is hereditary. Btw, I really hope he sees this.

[@cherry-rogue]

I've never even considered that there might be ppl who keep a shit ton of tabs open since I'm the type of person who usually never leaves any tabs open, and if I need to go back to a site, I'll just save it, but that's just me.

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

When I first got my smart phone that was one of the first things mom told me. (Ironically it's a case of the parent being more knowledgeable about technology than the kid. I was stubborn and stuck to flip phones for several generations after smart phones became a thing.) So I always close tabs i'm not using. But granted even if she didn't tell me I coulda worked it out. Or it mighta just never happened cause my OCD would make me close them all anyway.

[@nejx8711]

9:02 George Carlin wasn’t a boomer, he’s from the Silent Generation, which I ironic, given his line of work

[@Doomturtlescottydemonking]

Calm down, you all call Nate a boomer but he's a millennial or Generation Y

[@orangespooder5962]

5:00

[@matthewelliott7294]

Thanks Caleb

[@aokaygamer8192]

Thanks Caleb

[@mysticmind4563]

33:39 No Nate their math isn't off, just their logic. They're basically saying because of your age + year of birth= everyone being the exact same age (2022). Not realizing that's not how age works.

[@GhostlyGhost333]

I’m pretty sure I heard a certain animated squirrel say “let the stupids die” and “let evolution do its job” or something to that regard. The hiker bit made me think of that. Foamy the squirrel if your not familiar with him.

[@michaelfalcone7110]

11:39 Nate’s face is absolutely priceless! Where can I get that on a pillow or as a shirt?

[@Johnny2face]

I'm pretty sure the Mythbusters proved the moon landing was real

[@matthewelliott7294]

Indeed they did in a whole episode.

[@KentoTheChimereon]

Even if it was proven real people will still say its fake. Like James from the Odd1sout said that if its proven real but people still choose to ignore it

[@theinimitablejora522]

I've never been this early to a Renegade video. Huh. I... gotta contemplate this.

[@helper_games]

32:03 dog, dingo, a hyena even, who cares what it is, the fact its eating a shark is still awesome

[@Dr_Monitor]

Fun fact, hyenas are actually cats that evolved to look like dogs.

[@Aschwartz14]

OK that woman who cheated on her husband with the Rich Boss who now has to get meds from her ex, who is happily married? That’s literally just the plot of Tyler Perry’s “Temptation”

[@silentfox-thewhitechaos8279]

I'm in physical pain, hearing that people trade in phones for slowing down, when all they need to do is CLOSE THEIR FUCKING TABS. Edit: also, I live the constant roadwork. Its been five years, and I can't remember the last time I've seen the road to work that didn't have construction crew on it

[@nash6237]

Oh god, I don’t close my phone tabs….then again I use it for fanfics I’m interested in reading and want to keep them open to check if they’ve updated…..but still

[@anzaca1]

7:04 It was completely filmed on the moon. No studio filming.

[@slycooper1001]

I have photos of the moon landing taken in 1969 And because the tv was actually not just a tv but a tv record player combination It still sits in my grandparents basement As in the very same tv they had when the moon landing happened the very same in the photos The tv still freaking works by the way.

[@forrestwallis7885]

28:49 what were those words that had to be cencored

[@tmdosu]

12:35 Now, it also the browser's fault, and besides Safari is the shitties one. No browser should have a performance issue if it has no tabs or 100 or more of them. Never happened with Samsung browser or Firefox. Because the tabs are stored as URL tags, and reload once you open them.

[@revampedharpy09]

20:40 yup, amazing how many people seem to forget a very well known saying that applies to gambling of any kind. "quit while youre ahead". any kind of gambling, while usually not the best idea, its vital to know when to walk away, either because youve won a decent amount and dont wanna lose it all, or becuase youve lost too much.

[@TheeKorovaMilkBar]

Here's the truth about the Kardashians/Jenners. If you really want them to go away, don't comment on their posts about how much you don't care about their posts. Don't even click on them. It only gives them more power and they know it. All their posts, "name a more iconic duo", "break the internet, Kim", are designed to bait responses by their haters as well as their stans. Ignoring their existence is the only true way to significantly reduce their exposure. But unfortunately, it won't happen. They really know how to bait us.

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

This is why i'm glad I don't have social media accounts. I have no reason to use them. Save for maybe saying hi to close family and friends on facebook every so often. But I have a phone for that so really ... don't need it.

[@TheGraveKnight]

Anyone know what the term Chad said around 28:30 that got censored?

[@SonicPrince360]

I wanna know that too.

[@mysticmind4563]

I have an idea, but try Googling military slang.

[@HankSmashes]

If I had to guess, it was muslims. there's a bit of an "mmm" before the censorship

[@TheGraveKnight]

@@HankSmashes I assume that means something different in military slang compared to what an actual muslim is

[@kevinpark1]

@@TheGraveKnight this is a late comment but I believe you are right as if you listen close the censor sound is barley not loud enough to completely censor it and the way he moves makes it look like he is saying that

[@silvernevermoregaming6474]

12:07 My grandma does this ALL the time! She leaves old af tabs open, INCLUDING apps open! Even though she's not freaking using them! 🤬🤬😡😡

[@michaelschemlab]

My mom does this too

[@AmazingAutist]

Close them.

[@RevolverOcelot1]

My dad does this.

[@Truth4None]

11:34 Safari is a weird system. Accidentally tap a link when you're trying to scroll? Safari. And when you back out, the tab stays.

[@SouthHill_]

9:00 Carlin was part of the silent generation, before the boomers.

[@Doomturtlescottydemonking]

And Nate was part of the Millennials but everyone calls him a boomer

[@TheSkyGuy77]

Saying "ok Boomer" is about someone's behavior, not your specific generation. 😂😂

[@tiffanytheclinician]

21:22 That woman’s story is the plot from a Tyler Perry movie called Confessions of a Marriage Counselor.

[@Fatfuzypotatos]

5:00 reaction starts

[@deathkiller1236]

Thanks Caleb

[@matthewelliott7294]

Thanks Caleb the Calebman!

[@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209]

"I dont mind spending everyday" Yo, thats "She Will Be Loved" by Maroon 5, sung by Adam Levine and on the album "Songs About Jane"

[@mgunter]

Mikeburnfire has a campfire stories with Zach_Hazord about being a Blue Falcon.

[@greenpiersystem]

The hiker post was actually going around in the r/aspiememes community for a bit. 😅 Everyone was pretty much in agreement that the same thing would happen to them because of their ASD (phone anxiety is a bitch, but also since we have no idea who the number is or how to respond, we'll just decline it by default to save stress. Even if we're lost in the forest.) It was also brought up rarely that we'd probably go into the forest for some peace and quiet, and then having a random phone number pop up would not only be stress but be a "wtf, I'm trying to relax here, go away!" without realizing that we've literally been gone for so long that everyone is thinking we've been attacked by a bear or some shit. 😅

[@anoxite]

Could you guys react to Jschlatt's "Ranking your CURSED" series? Starting with the Cursed PC ones.

[@Kill0trocity]

I really hope they do those videos are hilarious

[@MYSTICWOLFZOMBIE]

One of the features of firefox that i like is that, even if i have an absurd amount of tabs open, if i close firefox and open firefox again, it only loads the tabs that i revisit, so for example if i were to have say.... 2000 tabs, ive tried this btw, Firefox will not load the tabs that are not in use, chrome on the other hand.... phew... if you close chrome and reopen chrome with that many tabs, chrome crashed for a solid 15 minutes at least... if it doesnt crash first. At times ive had up to 500 tabs open, its another reason why i like firefox more than chrome honestly. Why do i have that many tabs open? honestly its a lazy routine, it started because i had both work and school at one point and i just didnt have time to organise the tabs and i kept opening youtube videos that i wanted to watch in new tabs, but after i reached 500 youtube tabs in chrome it didnt go well... i also forgot to watch the videos, then i forgot the tabs even existed, and they just kept piling up. Much better now, but man... my old computer was in an existential crisis for an extended period of time. As someone whos used chrome most of his life.... switching to firefox was amazing.

[@nyrmac202]

Same with Opera, but apparently Chrome is doing the same thing now

[@electrobob992]

I love the echo, make me think of a council of Emkay from the multiverse.

[@memekingwilledits1983]

15:41 As someone who has a habit of purging all of my internet tabs every few days, this is just...😔

[@thorinswife6349]

The reason I keep so many tabs open on my phone and computer is because I have ADHD, so if I don't see it, it might as well not exist because I’ll forget about it instantly. I've tried bookmarking and it never helped because I need to pull up a whole new page just to see them, and the bookmark icon is so small I can barely see it so I forget bookmarking even exist as well I know it's still stupid but honestly, it's helped me remember important websites I need to visit for college work (I do close the tab if I know I'm not going come back to it any time soon or not at all)

[@gordonfreeman466]

28:20 what did he say, I'm curious

[@corvusgaming2379]

11:48 EVERY SINGLE PARENT I MEET IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS! AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY NEED A NEW PHONE.

[@deznuey1327]

19:08 Theres this one post i remember someone ordering 2022 balloons for his birthday and he complained at the seller saying "you sent me 2202".. I just cant believe it lol xd.

[@MasterDK913]

Now that is truly inspiring. Kendall ate melted cheese on bread AND fries?! I better start doing that so no one will care! Lol

[@Urbannerd112]

I mean, technically you can lose your THREE times. Front, back, and mouth.

[@themessenger1871]

6:24 THEY FIGURED IT OUT!

[@mortem8104]

What is?

[@themessenger1871]

@@mortem8104 What Nate said about the possibility that the footage from the moon landing is a dramatization of what actually happened.

[@AngelinaParker]

41:26 CHAD'S FACE OMG ;ALKJFSD

[@greenpiersystem]

I want to make a secondary comment over the lunch debt bullshit. In NY, at least in my area, there is a "social net" for kids who can't afford lunch. Lunch can be free or reduced for students from low income families, or they can get a "basic meal" if their digital funds run out (payments have switched to online here. Your parents fill up an account at a premium, like a normal card with a transfer fee, and then you use it at school.) However, low income needs to be verified with employment and tax information, which isn't available for everyone, obviously, and the free meals are a fucking joke, not to mention that NY, being the pioneer of trigger-finger for mental health in schools, as I've experienced myself, causes kids to either agree to these meals to their own detriment, or rack up debt. And if you're wondering why I said detriment, you can probably guess why. Every free meal I've seen is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Sometimes they have ham and cheese, but these usually run out in the first lunch period (a lot of New York districts have multi-period lunches even in lower grades due to the population. I live in Rochester and "small classes" are still a major selling point.) So if you have an allergy to gluten, or peanuts, or anything in that sandwich, you're shit out of luck. But they won't let you go without food because they will have to call the nurse's office and start keeping a record on how often you don't eat to make sure you aren't anorexic (I am serious.) So this leaves the debt. You have to buy meals you can't afford, and it gets put on debt. Then, because NY actually doesn't allow meal debt accumulation, they'll call your parents to collections and demand the money immediately or deny meals. But like I said before, no meals turns into an automatic mental health report, because they will attempt to sit you down and shove the sandwich in your face, even if you're allergic. So basically, fuck your children for all we care. Pay up, Pearson needs to print more books.

[@kinagrill]

We have the same morons here in Denmark that dunno that you can 'close a tab' on a phone and that merely returning to desktop dun close it... or when you say 'close the app' they think 'durrrr do you want me to delete it!?'... Sheesh, I think some people are just... lost causes.

[@SebasTian58323]

How do people keep that many tabs open? I always feel like it's too many at 8 and close a few. My school lunches were always free, but I could pay to get more if I wanted more

[@Mattsothelioma]

12:20ish *looks back and forth nervously* Uhhh I can explain. Oh no I’m worse. I have the private tabs that I basically use as extras…

[@Melphas]

12:20 sounds like people who thinks turning off the moniter also turns off the computer

[@fireidar]

my mother.

[@artistanthony1007]

I don't wear Skinny Jeans, I wear Jeans.

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

The only reason why I'm keeping norton 360 is the fact that I'm too broken to get anything else. (At the time) And I'm looking to get something better, any suggestion.

[@slycooper1001]

Avast Is free.

[@dakotathefox4603]

dont click on risks

[@TheLikeButtonLMAO]

Not me with over 700 tabs open on my phone, still running fine

[@TheDragonfang134]

I... I had to pause the video to let my brain process what I was hearing. HOW would anyone have over 500 tabs open on their phone?! At most on mine it's 1-5. How does someone have enough apps on their phone to reach 500 tabs?!

[@Here_is_Waldo]

New tab every time you do an internet search. Easy to do if you don't know what a 'tab' is.

[@maximumeffort5877]

Speaking of school lunches, there’s this charity called World Central Kitchen that makes meals for those in need.

[@DocHoladay1]

One thing most of my schools did in terms of lunches is they actually offered free lunches to low income kids. Granted it was separate from normal lunches and was less food just being a pb&j sandwich but it was at least something.

[@jordanrayne4779]

I was really lucky that my school offered free lunches to low income, and they were the same as everyone else's, but you had to prove somehow that you were low income I guess? I don't know since I was a kid so I didn't really know much about the whole process but yeah, if I hadn't had that system I'd not have eaten at school and it was the only meal I had in a day most of the time so i was so grateful.

[@BlackIsNotAColour]

that one about the oil change was so funny

[@ticearpey3235]

12:13 *Checks Safari… notices I only have 3 tabs open…*

[@bossmuffin3587]

Well now I can't help but wonder what an "Aaaaauuugh" is

[@malice6081]

10:29 ok but he’d rather not potentials waste battery on scam calls. General caller id with them marked as “Search and rescue” instead of whatever number they use would be smarter

[@Doomturtlescottydemonking]

They can't put search and rescue if they haven't called you before

[@cursedhawkins1305]

44:58 Is that the same XQC that was caught stream sniping during the Twitch Rivals event? Because if so then that's funny that they would definitely know how the effects of a gambling addiction is since they literally tried to gamble their own Twitch account for the sake of winning in Fall Guys.

[@lammensjack]

carlin was not a boomer born in the 37 the silent era

[@squarebodycasewademckenney6190]

12:00 I get ocd having two tabs open on my phone lol

[@ZachAttack8]

32:00 that's a bloody dingo and yeah those snakes aren't fighting mate

[@andreanecchi5930]

41:28 I remember seeing the video of a woman trying to put gasoline in a tesla

[@LeaveItToRemm]

One of the few things my county's School system did was free lunches for everyone it wasn't good most of the time but it was free

[@darthrevan4933]

On the paying for school lunches debate are you not allowed to bring a lunch from home? I live in Canada and in 12 years of school I think I bought 30-40 lunches and that was purely because I thought “I feel like having pizza today instead of a couple hotdogs or leftovers “

[@ParagonBobby]

I don’t like nearing 10 tabs open, I don’t know how people don’t realize having over 100 lol.

[@Here_is_Waldo]

29:30 - I wish you'd just cut that whole section out instead of letting us know something funny was said, but never letting us know what it was. All it does it make it frustrating that we (or at least I) will never know what it was.

[@trathanstargazer6421]

If you guys want VR games, I HIGHLY recommend Into the Radius. It is a phenomenal game.

[@powerhouse598]

32:09 that guy is actually right 68 + 1,954 does equal 2,022 Tho he definitely could have explained it better.

[@solidbhatt]

I am from India and here in our state schools the meal is free, so extremely poor parents send their kids so schools to get the free food, it's a great idea

[@redonyx8591]

10:15 No, pretty sure this is Darwinism telling us we have an issue with spam callers.

[@TheGreatEchoingPotato]

11:42 My mom does this and it drives me crazy

[@CassieJo]

The people who invested in NFTs are also the people in Las Vegas casinos that don't cash in their chips and wait WAAY too long, then lose all their money at the Blackjack table. Also, things the government should be putting money into: 1. Children's education and feeding the hungry--in a safe, healthy, and friendly way. 2. Getting the homeless off the streets--in a safe, healthy, and friendly way. 3. Building better bridges (because American bridges are like grade D on average--sucky) so we don't go plummeting to our deaths when one fails--in a safe, healthy (for the environment and workers), and friendly (eco) way. 4. Establishing better foreign relations and better understanding between allied nations and brokering peace with enemy states--in a safe, healthy, and friendly way. If this cannot be accomplished in places like China or the Middle East, then at least act defensively, protect our friends, and perhaps--maybe--boycott certain goods those enemy states are known to export enmasse to the U.S.

[@The90210Officer]

11:42 I believe those are called parents

[@corvus2327]

George Carlin was actually part of the "Silent Generation" Boomers were born post WW2 Carlin was born in 37.

[@XperimentorEES]

Know what else we need regarding leadership positions? Term limits, across the board no matter what the title. And remove the absurdly cushy windfall for every politician as well, they're already manipulative parasites on society while in office, they don't need to be a leach on the economy when they're not doing anything.

[@thesuperfluousone2537]

But without Norton or McAfee, where do you get a VPN?

[@forroolighcells9225]

The is only one thing I would like them to just check out first and thats dingo doodles fools gold campaign I find it funny at times emotional and have some good twists in it but thats just my opinion And if it looks good I would like to see them react to it but thats up to them and if they do I will suggest watching it from ep 1 to ep 27 I think there up to now

[@officialrhythmicthoughts]

Chad continuing to be an absolute chad

[@Christopherbellfan203]

32:39 I actually checked and he’s right.

[@foxalpha09]

that bit about the road sounds like fraud

[@mattrix666]

In my county, everyone eats free already

[@simsgirlgem]

Well if I have twins it’ll be Leon and Noel XD

[@CertifiedEg]

I don’t know if I’m using this right but I guess I’m being Caleb today 5:00

[@mew2.025]

For the hiker, i wouldn't nessessarily say he's an idiot. Imagine if you will, you are stuck in the middle of nowhere. You have no idea how to get back, but you do have your phone on you. Before this you've been receiving a lot of spam calls and have been ignoring them, but now you see a phone call. If your phone is at a low enough battery, then answering that phone call become riskier. Do you take this risk and answer, potentially wasting the rest of your battery on a spam call, or do you ignore it and wait for a call from a family member who may be working with the rescue team. If your battery dies on a spam call, then you're even more screwed than before.

[@Slayer3714]

But in my high school the teens buying more than one meals.

[@Darigosh]

Is there a mod for Half Life Alex that just makes the game Half-Life one or two

[@Thundarr100]

Reaction begins at 5:00

[@dakotaneese8663]

about the school lunches they already have programs that provide free food for children for families that o=are living on low income

[@devin53781]

hey fence posts are smarter than karens

[@The_Breadman]

43:58 I don't get it somebody explain

[@memelord3986]

I have one question, just one, to all people like these prime examples of idiocy that are shown in these facepalm videos. What was your favorite flavor of crayon growing up?