r/Foundsatan | why would someone do this?!??!?

[@alien9663]

This is my favorite subreddit. I love seeing how evil people are

[@Logini228]

Yo! I had the same image as your profile as wallpaper on my phone for a year!

[@alys__drummer]

Yea same it’s great😂

[@tmfyi8048]

We need more of these

[@peteralford7608]

hi satan

[@AnxietyArchfeyPwincess]

What if he lied about the prank and there never is a SCP recording out there?

[@Salamanders01]

Now everyone is gonna be scouring their goodwills trying to find MC hammer with Robins cassette.

[@Asertix357]

So what you're saying is Robin just pulled a R/FoundSatan squared.

[@milanbeerepoot4260]

We can assume the goodwill is in colorado or surroundinng states seeing as how (last i checked) Robin says he lives in colorado

[@tomk2010]

@@milanbeerepoot4260 I believe he's stated he lives around colorado springs to help narrow it down.

[@snowyfurbinn4834]

Imagine he didn't actually record the cassette didn't actually put it in the box and is now just sitting back as hundreds of people are searching for nothing

[@myster1ou5]

God I wish I was in [insert country robin is in] so I could get that

[@tuesday9670]

10:07 holy shit Robin. You literally just unlocked a part of my childhood I thought I lost forever. Literally haven't thought of samgladiator in something like 7 years. Was my favorite youtuber for a LONG time.

[@dobbythehouseelf7384]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@UltimateFunBilly]

0:00 “This elevator is for guests only. Please take the employee elevator.”

[@Mr._funny2006]

-mr.krabs

[@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam]

i watch spongebob too

[@bumbalaaa]

@@dynamite_with_a_lazer_beam good for you

[@deftcoleman0552]

I was just thinking the same thing!

[@CaptainAwsome]

thanks for jogging my memory of where i saw this

[@axelprino]

That screwed shut black box looks so neat that if someone gave that to me I'd assume that it was the gift in itself unless told otherwise, it wouldn't be the first time that someone gives me a completely useless geometrical gift that I end up treasuring for years.

[@lightningangel45]

Completely useless geometrical gifts are honestly the best

[@roc-noK]

@@lightningangel45 would you also happen to be a murder of crows in a large trench coat? friend?

[@Banana_Fusion]

say something's in it but there's actually nothing

[@lightningangel45]

@@roc-noK shit, I've been found out- I mean, uhh, ahem. Nope. No. Not at all. Why, why would you think that?

[@roc-noK]

@@lightningangel45 ah, i don't know, take one to kn- uhhh I have... a good knack

[@coffinnote7353]

Robin, you are not Satan with your cassette prank. You are a literal God.

[@ka5hii]

Am I losing my mind or did they start playing a note of Welcome To The Black Parade every time Robin cursed

[@M1nn0wLIVE]

They did!!!!

[@Nyx_The_Insomniac]

They fricking do -

[@Kaede_Mochi]

They did, they really did... I thought I was going crazy

[@CLC_]

YESSSS

[@lonelyblob]

YES i was just thinking that

[@hollyhartwick3832]

I had a "satan moment" similar to what the host did with the Hammer doll. Years ago, my copies of Pokémon Red, Blue, Yellow, Gold, Silver and Crystal all had dead memory batteries. I sold them all to GameStop. Of course, they worked just fine when tested, but they couldn't hold a save.

[@Cat-qt3ej]

I died inside reading this

[@hollyhartwick3832]

@@Cat-qt3ej - It was like 18 years ago and I had to lighten my load and make what money I could due to an short-notice eviction. If it hadn't been a crisis situation, I don't think I would have done it. Still not happy about having to sell my Pikachu N64 at that time either, but desperate times and all.

[@desireepaulplummer4386]

Same 🤣😂🤣😂

[@mal2ksc]

At least someone who knows what they're doing can fix that. I can think of worse "working" condition examples.

[@urostapalaga]

Imagine someone buys that and just is in confusion when every time they save it doesn't save

[@BuiHieuDong]

People who need to use wheelchairs seeing the first elevator like: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[@zyzzy-ko4ww]

They might as well use a regular door in place of an elevator door.

[@realjameskii]

Its mr krabs elevator from krusty towers

[@Toobero]

10:08 I was SO cought off gourd by the fact you mentioned Sam, bc I was literally just thinking about rewatching a series that is on his channel HOW-

[@lotus_ghost]

I was waiting for someone to say this- because I've been waiting to re-watch YHS/TS with my cousin, your amazing for knowing who Sam is-

[@zozocecp]

4:46 Apparently Total Drama Island did something similar to this… depending on what region you were in there were different winners. Only found out recently after seeing people talk about a character winning that I remember not winning at all lol

[@Bacteriophagebs]

The movie _Clue_ did the same thing. There were 3 different endings and different theaters got different endings. All 3 are on the modern version.

[@dutchguy977]

Yep , either Owen or Gwen won or for total drama world tour Alejandro or Heather

[@realPurpleOrb]

Spongebob also did this once in season 2.

[@R4WRY_Creepy_Claws]

[● IT TOOK ME YEARS TO FIND THAT OUT AND IT DROVE ME INSANE]

[@linorder22]

I don't care what anyone says Beth won season 2

[@maledictionwolf]

0:47 it's been a while since I've heard Robin so genuinely delighted

[@tsarfox3462]

If I got that box with all the screws I'd just hang onto it and tell the giver how much I like the modern art sculpture they gave me. Then if they tried to explain what it actually was I'd gush over how it's a brilliant statement about how some people have to work incredible hard for what they have while others simply tear off some paper and tape. No material good could be worth disassembling such a brilliant work of art.

[@Bunnymannn7]

0:40 The sheer joy in Robin’s voice

[@basementdwellercosplay]

The tape outline thing reminds me of how my sister and I traced our bodies in chalk on the driveway. Apparently my mom didn't know until a neighbor told her cause they were confused what had happened

[@HVan-q6s]

I did that too specifically where the chalk outline would look like it had been ran over by the car

[@c99kfm]

13:37 That final stair step that fades into the next floor down? We have that at work. I can''t count the number of stumbles I've taken, basically whenever I haven't been paying exclusive attention to walking.

[@SquidwardPlays2425]

The elevator/stairs one keeps reminding me of that Krusty Towers episode of SpongeBob.

[@m4ttii_]

why do i keep seeing the twin towers from your comment

[@Octo_0687]

Oh my god, I was gonna say!

[@Octo_0687]

@@m4ttii_ because Krusty Towers is probably a kid friendly mockup of said towers, but nothing crashes into the Krusty Towers.

[@SquidwardPlays2425]

@@Octo_0687 I’m sure everyone wanted to say that lol

[@Josh_the_jester]

This is what I get for being 13 minutes late

[@ladykoiwolfe]

Dude, when my ex and I were working a fireworks store with a friend of his he pulled that joke. He meant it for my ex, but he got me. He told my ex he had never been so scared in his life. I am the sweetest, quietest, girl you can meet until I get angry. He had me pissed off. I did cool down pretty quick when he apologized and said he didn't mean to scare me with them.

[@christopherdean1326]

Which one?

[@Fyreflier]

9:34 My dad did that to my stepmum. He bought her a tablet, took it out the box and hid it, then bought a bar of tablet (a Scottish candy a bit like fudge but crumbly and even the smell of it makes your teeth hurt) and put that in instead. The face journey when she opened the wrapping, then the box, then saw my dad trying to keep a straight face was priceless.

[@billy4734]

8:40 quick note, I've heard that this is used by lawyers. Since its such an important event compared to just a ticket the cop won't show up and the driver will win by default

[@misschieflolz1301]

9:22 you know, that's probably pretty good. My mom was the one that introduced the family to cheese and onion flavour crisps dipped in melted cadburys dairy milk instead of fruit. Some turned up their nose, one brave soul decided to try it and most of them ended up loving the combo.

[@razorwolf2758]

I thought u said chisps for a second

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

In America we like to call crisps chips. It took me years to discover if fries are chips in Europe, then chips are crisps. It's funny really. I recently started encouraging myself to call chips/crisps crisps but I refuse to call fries chips.

[@jaytrashwade1-1]

Also, I enjoy dipping chicken nuggets in French onion dip.

[@zetroll0372]

for the first one, to add immersion you should add the "current elevator floor" thing and forced them to wait it to "go down". it will slowly ticks down from (for example) 10 with 1 seconds interval and when it reach first floor, add a ding sound. after the "elevator" closes, make the "current floor" tick up to the "max floor" and repeat.

[@user2C47]

1 second per floor is pretty fast unless you have more than 20 floors. 2.667 might work better. If it's only 2 or 3, make it 5.

[@SuperDuper2DBoi]

13:28 Imagine if the guests LIKED the hotdog water ice cubes... No wonder you don't like them

[@mrjakeguy14]

11:17 Bleeping with the opening to welcome to the black parade by MCR. I did not expect that and almost died laughing.

[@at_omic8578]

7:06 I can’t believe he just G-noted us I’m gonna go commit war crimes Edit: *OH DEAR GOD ITS THE ENTIRE VIDEO*

[@raccoongarbage9548]

Literally what I thought

[@djdishwasher]

It’s not just the g note it’s the entire beginning of the song

[@at_omic8578]

@@djdishwasher yeah i noticed...

[@animaysons728]

NO LITERALLY LMAO

[@razorwolf2758]

I will do this one day, but it looks like me but with a jet pack and gun with motirized limbs to sell it more, or ima make a mechanized death claw suit that’s to scale

[@ShatteredSong]

2:23 this man... recorded on a cassette tape... him reading off an scp file about more cassette tapes.. and put it in a sealed box to trick people at goodwill... oh my god XD

[@matthewboire6843]

Someone will get that and think they have just found a real SCP

[@lucienmoolman8017]

Wow I did not expect robin to do something so evil and vile

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

It's reddit

[@ZackaryQuackary]

2:35 Ah, so that's why I heard that.

[@matthewboire6843]

Oh no

[@angelasmith7830]

THE VICTIM

[@tater9782]

11:12 When he swares enough times that can catch the start of "black perade" being used to sensor. Nice touch

[@MmmMmph1968]

7:38 "Attention everyone. This is the last message you will ever hear" *plays Never Gonna Give You Up* *person screams as asteroids fly overhead*

[@Insanity_Wolf]

7:20 This is why you leave the stall door open. Stare each person dead in their eyes that walks by.

[@loganator3565]

0:21 I'm honored you found my post hilarious enough to use in your video! Thank you so much emkay!

[@iClone101]

8:45 That's less of being evil and more of a brilliant move. If the officer doesn't show up to the court hearing, the ticket is dismissed, meaning that by scheduling it for the wife's due date it's almost guaranteed that he won't show up.

[@mr.bobcyndaquil4214]

That's the impression I got. Less "fuck you in particular" and more life pro tips

[@IkeFanBoy64]

It's still a bit of a prick move though, to be fair.

[@vindictivegrind9370]

The elevator doors hiding a staircase is exactly the type of troll architecture I'd put in my house.

[@MCDreng]

Wasn't that a SpongeBob joke? "employee elevator"

[@realPurpleOrb]

@@MCDreng It was

[@Alicat09]

Who decided to start using the notes in “Welcome to the Black Parade” by MCR to censor Robin? They deserve a raise.

[@-alovelygaycat-]

Probably the editor.

[@nvfury13]

3:54 Paper is already biodegradable…and confetti is usually the really cheap paper that breaks down faster than leaves.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

You learn something new everyday.

[@dyamimite]

that first note. THAT FIRST NOTE. emkay giving us emo-goth flashbacks...

[@shlingusdingus4174]

7:43 My brain would just revert to squirrel mode and not know how the fuck to comprehend that for 10 seconds. Finally, when I'm daring enough, I'd tap it with my foot and realize, as the cool, reflective surface touches my shoe, I'm a goddamn dumbass and I have a horrible family.

[@Bassgangvt]

Love the part where he said “it’s EmKay’in time” and EmKay’d all over the place

[@NateS917]

Love the part where you use an overused meme that was funny once for the millionth time

[@Anipaper_]

Truly one of the Emkay moments of all time

[@potatoes_yumm]

@@NateS917 t h a t ' s t h e p o i n t

[@NateS917]

@@potatoes_yumm if the point is that it's not funny, then why say it?

[@stupidabc4331]

@@NateS917 because it's the point

[@valivali8104]

5:52 that being great punishment depends of what is goal of punishment. If goal is to hurt child, then it’s great punishment. If goal is to teach child, it is great *only* if a) it’s related to what child did, for example took only best candies out of candy bowl, and b) it’s explained to child why parent took marshmallows out of cereal. Otherwise it only teaches that mighty has right to hurt weaker and/or revenge is always right way to deal with situations.

[@justinthupakula2545]

11:39 "hoo boy this post blew up unexpectedly." just like the bomb 😂😂

[@MsDarkness1313]

The one at 6:23 reminded me of a horror fan slash Halloween Attraction worker friend of mine. He needed to redo his back porch's wood flooring and since he had a bunch of halloween skeleton props that he'd repainted to look less like fake Halloween decorations he decided to just leave one buried in there. Just in case he ever moved and the next person who lived there needed to fix the porch again. 🤣

[@mirrorocean]

To be fair, getting Rick Rolled as the last song the planet hears is really poetic. A decades-long shared meme that connects billions, our final memory before elimination.

[@asurasyn]

"Stall Broken! Please shit on the floor. Someone will be by to clean it every 15 mins. Thank You." You'd be fucking horrified how well this sign works.

[@TheUrbanGaze]

Lego on wheels: "Sounds like it would be made by a certain engineering KZbinr" Probably to pop out in swarms from bait packages for package thieves

[@_LilNilbog]

That reminded me of someone who would make an entire flock of them just like he did drones

[@Smiles3110]

They probably scream when stepped on.

[@urnoob5528]

oh u mean michael reeves feels more like his stuff

[@adrestia11811]

PSA: Don't do the glitter thing... It can blind people, and I'm sure it's not good to inhale. An inescapable glitter dust cloud can actually ruin someone's life.

[@simonnachreiner8380]

Depends on the gradient. Fine glitter is an absolute inhalation hazard. Chonky glitter is just a mess.

[@ct5625]

I deeply relate to the evil villain who suggested the glitter on the fan blades. At my last job my manager used to sit right under the aircon unit. Every morning in the summer the first thing she would do is turn it on. So, being the evil villain I am, I used to open up the hole punch and place little stacks of the confetti all along the aircon outlet. The second she turned it on it would turn the office into a snow globe lol

[@StevenStormcloak-oy6hz]

I peed on kids going on the slide when I was 6 years old

[@SuperNerdyBros01]

This subreddit is just giving me great ideas for pranks

[@Void-Wolf_420]

Same here 😈😂🤣

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

7:30 OBVIOUSLY "It's the end of the world as we know it" though if it's a nuclear apocalypse, DEFINITELY "Christmas at ground zero" by Wierd Al Yankovic.

[@chipstick3856]

Fun Fact: that multiple endings thing was already tried with the movie “Clue.” The board game “Clue” can end with any character being the murderer, so translating this into movie form was a bit of a challenge. They decided to make several endings and distribute different versions of the movie to different movie theaters. The movie was a box office failure (although not by that much), and is now widely considered a terrible movie. It really isn’t that bad, people just hated the different endings with a passion.

[@UndecidedASMR]

I actually love that movie. It makes me happy for some reason.

[@Diablo3364]

Great movie. saw it for my film analysis class.

[@Friend-]

Who considers it a terrible movie?!

[@UndecidedASMR]

@@Friend- Anyone who does clearly doesn't appreciate decent filmwork.

[@schfooge]

There were 3 endings. The home video releases include all 3. I believe that between the three endings, each of the main characters killed at least one person, each weapon was used, and each room was the scene of a murder.

[@cipher-child]

4:49 Then tell them that the one ending that they don't have is the true ending, write another book following the life's of the characters so that everyone is off track. Bonus points if you randomly skip a main boss battle.

[@cipher-child]

:)

[@borkrz]

9:47 instead of getting an empty ps5 box with something that could be considered a little worthful you should get like forty of them and say one of them has a ps5 even though they are all filled with rocks

[@KingCarrotRL]

8:19 Mr Satan went back to school and got a PhD. Good for him... good for him.

[@IkeFanBoy64]

Graduated alongside Doctor Fate and Dr.Disrespect

[@Zacian2.0]

9:40 Reason 1000: Your PS5 is under the table

[@pyro_shark]

12:41 i had that happen to me a month ago, i felt like i had to sneeze but i just screamed really loud

[@CamrentheAwesome]

10:26 I actually did this back a couple years ago but with adult pop its. It most definitely didn’t end well, my cousin sat down managed to get tiny burning rocks thrown at him. As it turns out the pop its are tiny tubes with sealed ends, when they explode the ends shoot off with enough speed to sting if you throw it at someone’s feet. Not thinking anything of it and being teen boys my brother and I taped the pop its under the toilet seat stand offs at the same unintentionally directing them all towards the bowl. When he sat down the pop its went off, shooting hot little rocks right at the only thing beneath the rim of the seat. My brother and I got all our fireworks taken from us by mom, roman candles, mortars, missiles, smoke bombs, ground flowers, sparklers and even our adult pop its. Luckily later that night we got all the pyrotechnics back when mom left to go home. Was a great time.

[@kynto]

Did you try it again

[@henryborba5921]

4:07 that means Searcher or Searchers plural. This is super common way of writing a thing(s) like that that.

[@sonrieee]

3:40 okay hear me out, this but as leaf litter for reptile enclosures. that would be ADORABLE

[@caitlinabbott7895]

Black parade censor time stamps 7:09 7:18 7:52 8:39 8:50 8:55 8:58 9:09 9:44 10:27 10:33 11:13 11:15 11:19 12:33 13:33 14:24 14:39 14:59

[@Clara_noneya]

Had this playing in the background as I was editing my final essay, heard THE note and I panicked. It's been years...

[@aussie_Dazai]

(((( good vibes ))))

[@hyun.e1185]

ikr 😭😭😭

[@ravenclaw3916]

What note?-

[@hyun.e1185]

@@ravenclaw3916 THE note.. WELCOME TO THE BLACK PARADE..

[@aussie_Dazai]

@@ravenclaw3916 it's the G5 note from welcome to the black parade

[@CorruptedVR_]

14:59 My first reaction to seeing the mask was, “Oh, an Among Us character!” Among Us has been burned into my mind.

[@kasyu1101]

I'd love to hear the scp reading

[@YourOnlyHero]

That cop 1st son one, she does know that he doesn't have to be there at the court date for her tickets. Only the judge has to be there and any court officers, not him

[@Makkiebobo730]

12:14 Something like that happened in my maths, the teacher asked us what the noise level should be, and directed the question to the guy next to me, who wasnt listening. The guy behind me whispered 200db so the poor dude just shouted out “200DB SIR”

[@Arrayth]

for the record, the outline is typically made when the person was brought to the hospital and they just need a reference for where the victim was.

[@metal_gear_rayquaza8914]

3:15 Bro just went past Satan and bordering Cthulu level

[@catsplayharryholmes9482]

14:50 I've never been that drunk, but I can sing well. So the worst I could get from this could be a fit of laughter

[@camhedmr_5593]

0:32 Kevin Cao(hot wheels designer who made exactly that): I know what we're doing today ferb!

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

0:17 also in SpongeBob. A way less obscure reference lol

[@Crystalline_cos2548]

5:22 They should’ve wrote something along the lines of “You shall never be rid of me” in red pen of the inside of the front cover

[@trenvert123]

6:20 Oh my god. Those are different movies?! I'm not sure if it was switched for me, but I watched that thinking it wouldn't be a horror movie as a kid, and was so scared by it. To this day, I thought these were the same movie, and wondered how this became a Christmas classic, and when the nice snowman would start the murders.

[@Bacteriophagebs]

I never saw the Michael Keaton one because it looked stupid and sappy, but I did swap them in every video store I went to for an entire summer. I suspect that the real victims were the ones who got the Michael Keaton tape.

[@StephenDurnan]

4:09 In case you don't get it somehow, he means he'd miss out 1 of the 100 jigsaw sticky notes and drive everyone crazy. This is similar to a prank someone did in a college where they released 3 chickens into the college but painted the numbers 1, 2 and 4 onto each one of them. This drove people mad looking for the 3rd chicken which never even existed

[@ozthebeeman]

This is my actual hell: it's an empty room total silence except for a leaking pipe and a flickering florescent light and the flickering is complete random and oh yea the floor tiles are just replaced with a red one in 3 random spots

[@Taipe0]

At 4:37 With the different endings, isn't this what the movie Clue did at different theater locations? I think they had 3 endings and they messed with people by having only one of the endings being shown in different areas. In the TV and video release, they had all the endings shown.

[@LT0124-Mythica0]

3:08 mine would be the song that never ends. I hate that song with a burning passion

[@Skylikesavation]

14:24 I initially thought the screws interfere with each other where you have to each side in a certain order or the thing won’t open which would probably be even worse

[@maxthompson7107]

5:30 I couldn't be more different from the original poster. I know four ways LOL could go. Laugh Out Loud Land Of Lincoln Lots Of Love League Of Legends

[@wolfbluelily]

I just gotta say I was almost asleep when the first note of Black Parade jolted me to full alertness. Nice one editors!

[@ash_logic]

Glad I'm not the only one

[@ashleenunes9049]

It’s all the opening notes to Black Parade

[@SokuThePunless]

So I’m not the only one who heard it

[@aussie_Dazai]

Chill I'm not the only one

[@_ZeroMaximum_]

So the Elevator of Ascendancy is also a Stair of Despair? Neat!

[@localloser_idk]

"You'll have to take the employee elevator."

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

0:00, Krusty Krab (Hotel) vibes. This is just the Employee Elevator.

[@fox-anonymous3387]

9:04 They forgot to put a wig, covering the upper sides of the paper and a bit of the wig out of the jar.

[@HelloIAmAnExist]

13:13 nah it's yellow soap. Sometimes those are fully liquid so don't be dettered by that. Also sometimes these heat up in the sun so if it's pretty hot just ignore that and keep going. Don't forget to wash your face as wel!

[@toriburgess605]

I love how as soon as you said 'by a certain engineering youtuber' my first thought was "Yeah, Michael Reeves *would* do that."

[@korohacker]

So TIL Robin from Emkay lived close enough to Brandon from Ask Emkay, while is (was?) also roommates with Zach from EZPZ. That's quite the multiverse of Slazo's Reddit video narrators there

[@cynicalminion]

yeah, i've heard robin, zach, and brandybutt all reference each other in videos... and every once in a while it sounds like they're a thruple... apparently brandon thinks robin's gonna kill him because he's never seen the LOTR movies, and robin has REGULARLY mentioned zach's "toys"... (zach admits he collects pokemon plushies, btw...)

[@TtEL]

The elevator one at the beginning is worse when you consider people in wheelchairs

[@gordzilla8443]

This video is truly, an Emkay moment of all time!

[@nihility7082]

I love the enthusiasm behind ur prank emkay, unfortunately kids don't have cassette players, they havn't for a couple decades at least.

[@gloriachang5071]

5:08 should've soaked the book in ocean water to make it more realistic give it that salty ocean scent

[@zatwost]

I would get a small towel, and hang it on the top of my friend's door so that it's **slightly** open every time he closes the door.

[@shadowrobot77]

0:02 is this employee elevator from crabby tower again?

[@DelphoxFan]

We shall never deny a guest even the most ridiculous request.

[@andistansbury4366]

0:38 Assuming you mean Mark Rober, i agree wholeheartedly

[@ChristianSchroll02]

He just used the Black Parade Melody for sensoring. Nice one XD

[@maverickREAL]

That first post is a joke from a SpongeBob episode too. In the Krusty Towers hotel, only Mr. Krabs gets an elevator, and Squidward thinks he's found an employee elevator, but then it just opens to a staircase.

[@renakunisaki]

You can also do this prank in reverse by printing the image of a stairway onto the elevator doors.

[@krysanthemum6528]

The editor(s) is/are Satan here for making the censors the first few notes of WTTBP. I almost jumped out of my skin

[@chzZzmc]

8:15 they ain’t a bad mom but a harsh cat owner that’s for sure

[@skylar_the_eagle731]

7:28 *IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!!*

[@crimsonamogsus7351]

6:00 Crayola making the teachers happy and the elementary students sad which is what their products are made for... I've won but at what cost...

[@THEREALLOVEFISHIN]

The cilantro one is about some people have a gene that makes it taste like soap, thus feeling superior.

[@LunchBoxer]

A devilish thing people did when i was in elementary is lock the bathroom stall doors and then climb underneath them.