Is it edible? How does it taste? Can I make it taste better? Yep, that's us humans.
@OldF10002 жыл бұрын
And thats why humans invented ketchup
@eurogryphon3 жыл бұрын
I will never look at a cooking show the same way again. Absolutely fantastic description!
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Humans also put pulverized rock on their food to improve the flavor.
@elmodelo10110 ай бұрын
Salt?
@calvingreene9010 ай бұрын
@@elmodelo101 Yes.
@vedymin13 жыл бұрын
Humans can hear them a long time before they can see humans and then humans can hide and ambush them :)
@eliandervalderen58494 жыл бұрын
Yeah that researchers should be shown people making fried tarantula cuz that is a thing.
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
i thought that as well
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
That is what the Flight Second gets for trying to apply logic to human behavior.
@purpledevilr74634 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that the last one would’ve mentioned the guy that ate a plane.
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
I was thinking of that too. Also my roommate back in uni whose favourite party trick was to eat the aluminium tabs off of pop/beer cans. I try to explain all of that particular roomie's peculiarities just by saying that he was a raver. Oh, the 90's.
@janet6421 Жыл бұрын
Or just pica in general. Anything that is not a rock ... Never mind, that one just ate a handful of dirt. I don't know how many times I've had to tell my kids, "If it isn't food don't put it in your mouth" No, no little one, that is a toy, not food.
@haydenrobbie73684 жыл бұрын
the first three thoughts to pass throught a humans head are always the same... and never in the same order but always the same... they are 1. can we eat this 2. can we kill this and finally 3. can we fuck this.... trully we are the most advanced beings in all creation...
@Tommy-pv1vh2 жыл бұрын
yup
@efuller67703 жыл бұрын
These were great. Funny and true
@jerrybaker85973 жыл бұрын
Can i eat this(if yes)eats ( if no) what can eat this that i can eat
@stacymarsh24174 жыл бұрын
Did any one else think that bleep was going to be about swearing
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
i always think bleep is related to swearing
@calvingreene902 жыл бұрын
Story 2, 3:30 Story 3, 8:40
@arakheno40513 жыл бұрын
Love Betty Adams, got her book
@krishall67463 жыл бұрын
She has a book?!
@arakheno40513 жыл бұрын
@@krishall6746 Yup .. over on Amazon.
@krishall67463 жыл бұрын
@@arakheno4051 good to know, thanks
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
I know what my next book order is going to be!
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
So, we've got bird-like aliens, bat-like aliens, semi-aquatic slug-like aliens, and warm-blooded mammalian terrestrial primates. But it's the humans that are "weird"? 😂
@davidr64477 ай бұрын
Love it when the stories make me laugh!
@OniMetsuki Жыл бұрын
A skilled chef prepares Fugu with just enough tetrodotoxin to give the customer a mild high or sense of intoxication. Too little and you have an disappointed customer. Too much... well dead customers are bad for business.
@seatbelttruck3 жыл бұрын
*listens to final story* *awkwardly pulls finger and shirt collar out of my mouth*
@Tommy-pv1vh2 жыл бұрын
same but with plastic from 3d printing
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
*glances at gnawed rubber grips of pliers*
@ICountFrom03 жыл бұрын
It's not strange to name "bleep" "beep" and "boop" they are distinct wave forms. Calling that strange, is calling Differentating between A, AH, and aaaaah to be strange. Or Ah and Be.
@michaeldayman6822 жыл бұрын
I suspect the ungulates "speak" in wiggles, colour changes and subaudibles wave forms, being that they seem to be more eye then ear. their bodies seem to be omnidirectional sensors for sight, vibrations and textures. It's also mentioned in another story that they evolved in an environment without predators.
@ICountFrom02 жыл бұрын
No startle reflex *nod* can't be spooked.
@larryjanson40113 жыл бұрын
so whats so weird about petting fury things?
@jamesha1758 ай бұрын
LOL Twistunder again! he is one of my favorite alien guys. ha! and Kootchtk is back as well - my other favorite guy.
@robertbemis98003 жыл бұрын
But we do like petting furry things
@allenmorgan10072 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@contrafax9 ай бұрын
For The Aggravated Squirrel! For The Author! For The Algorithm!
@TheRealInscrutable10 ай бұрын
Story #3 !
@theonetodefyall2384 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
kept going
@bananamuffiin98694 жыл бұрын
I love it thank you !!! As a hooman I am vary honored!!✨🌸 thank you sir ,ma’am, or asexual one!!✨💖
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@calvingreene903 жыл бұрын
You don't have names for specific groups of sound? That's very odd.
@reasonablehiccups47924 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@davedave89864 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@purpledevilr74634 жыл бұрын
For The Algorithm!
@stacymarsh24174 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@bobsterclause3423 жыл бұрын
For the swarm
@milohobo91863 жыл бұрын
Chewing gum
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH4 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@AgroSquerril4 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@reasonablehiccups47924 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@kitten94163 ай бұрын
eating it with writing utensils?
@josmeijers28183 жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@bobsterclause3423 жыл бұрын
Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7