r/HFY TFOS# 567 - Humans are Weird: Bleep & Petting & Report (Hfy Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

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@sherylcascadden4988
@sherylcascadden4988 2 жыл бұрын
Is it edible? How does it taste? Can I make it taste better? Yep, that's us humans.
@OldF1000
@OldF1000 2 жыл бұрын
And thats why humans invented ketchup
@eurogryphon
@eurogryphon 3 жыл бұрын
I will never look at a cooking show the same way again. Absolutely fantastic description!
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
Humans also put pulverized rock on their food to improve the flavor.
@elmodelo101
@elmodelo101 10 ай бұрын
Salt?
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 10 ай бұрын
@@elmodelo101 Yes.
@vedymin1
@vedymin1 3 жыл бұрын
Humans can hear them a long time before they can see humans and then humans can hide and ambush them :)
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that researchers should be shown people making fried tarantula cuz that is a thing.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
i thought that as well
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
That is what the Flight Second gets for trying to apply logic to human behavior.
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 4 жыл бұрын
I was hoping that the last one would’ve mentioned the guy that ate a plane.
@neuralmute
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
I was thinking of that too. Also my roommate back in uni whose favourite party trick was to eat the aluminium tabs off of pop/beer cans. I try to explain all of that particular roomie's peculiarities just by saying that he was a raver. Oh, the 90's.
@janet6421
@janet6421 Жыл бұрын
Or just pica in general. Anything that is not a rock ... Never mind, that one just ate a handful of dirt. I don't know how many times I've had to tell my kids, "If it isn't food don't put it in your mouth" No, no little one, that is a toy, not food.
@haydenrobbie7368
@haydenrobbie7368 4 жыл бұрын
the first three thoughts to pass throught a humans head are always the same... and never in the same order but always the same... they are 1. can we eat this 2. can we kill this and finally 3. can we fuck this.... trully we are the most advanced beings in all creation...
@Tommy-pv1vh
@Tommy-pv1vh 2 жыл бұрын
yup
@efuller6770
@efuller6770 3 жыл бұрын
These were great. Funny and true
@jerrybaker8597
@jerrybaker8597 3 жыл бұрын
Can i eat this(if yes)eats ( if no) what can eat this that i can eat
@stacymarsh2417
@stacymarsh2417 4 жыл бұрын
Did any one else think that bleep was going to be about swearing
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
i always think bleep is related to swearing
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
Story 2, 3:30 Story 3, 8:40
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 жыл бұрын
Love Betty Adams, got her book
@krishall6746
@krishall6746 3 жыл бұрын
She has a book?!
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 жыл бұрын
@@krishall6746 Yup .. over on Amazon.
@krishall6746
@krishall6746 3 жыл бұрын
@@arakheno4051 good to know, thanks
@neuralmute
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
I know what my next book order is going to be!
@donaldscholand4617
@donaldscholand4617 Жыл бұрын
So, we've got bird-like aliens, bat-like aliens, semi-aquatic slug-like aliens, and warm-blooded mammalian terrestrial primates. But it's the humans that are "weird"? 😂
@davidr6447
@davidr6447 7 ай бұрын
Love it when the stories make me laugh!
@OniMetsuki
@OniMetsuki Жыл бұрын
A skilled chef prepares Fugu with just enough tetrodotoxin to give the customer a mild high or sense of intoxication. Too little and you have an disappointed customer. Too much... well dead customers are bad for business.
@seatbelttruck
@seatbelttruck 3 жыл бұрын
*listens to final story* *awkwardly pulls finger and shirt collar out of my mouth*
@Tommy-pv1vh
@Tommy-pv1vh 2 жыл бұрын
same but with plastic from 3d printing
@neuralmute
@neuralmute Жыл бұрын
*glances at gnawed rubber grips of pliers*
@ICountFrom0
@ICountFrom0 3 жыл бұрын
It's not strange to name "bleep" "beep" and "boop" they are distinct wave forms. Calling that strange, is calling Differentating between A, AH, and aaaaah to be strange. Or Ah and Be.
@michaeldayman682
@michaeldayman682 2 жыл бұрын
I suspect the ungulates "speak" in wiggles, colour changes and subaudibles wave forms, being that they seem to be more eye then ear. their bodies seem to be omnidirectional sensors for sight, vibrations and textures. It's also mentioned in another story that they evolved in an environment without predators.
@ICountFrom0
@ICountFrom0 2 жыл бұрын
No startle reflex *nod* can't be spooked.
@larryjanson4011
@larryjanson4011 3 жыл бұрын
so whats so weird about petting fury things?
@jamesha175
@jamesha175 8 ай бұрын
LOL Twistunder again! he is one of my favorite alien guys. ha! and Kootchtk is back as well - my other favorite guy.
@robertbemis9800
@robertbemis9800 3 жыл бұрын
But we do like petting furry things
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 2 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!
@contrafax
@contrafax 9 ай бұрын
For The Aggravated Squirrel! For The Author! For The Algorithm!
@TheRealInscrutable
@TheRealInscrutable 10 ай бұрын
Story #3 !
@theonetodefyall238
@theonetodefyall238 4 жыл бұрын
keeper going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
kept going
@bananamuffiin9869
@bananamuffiin9869 4 жыл бұрын
I love it thank you !!! As a hooman I am vary honored!!✨🌸 thank you sir ,ma’am, or asexual one!!✨💖
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
glad you enjoyed
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
You don't have names for specific groups of sound? That's very odd.
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 4 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@davedave8986
@davedave8986 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@purpledevilr7463
@purpledevilr7463 4 жыл бұрын
For The Algorithm!
@stacymarsh2417
@stacymarsh2417 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
For the swarm
@milohobo9186
@milohobo9186 3 жыл бұрын
Chewing gum
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@reasonablehiccups4792
@reasonablehiccups4792 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@kitten9416
@kitten9416 3 ай бұрын
eating it with writing utensils?
@josmeijers2818
@josmeijers2818 3 жыл бұрын
F.T.A !
@bobsterclause342
@bobsterclause342 3 жыл бұрын
Humans are weird playlist kzbin.info/aero/PLcVxcFtbECU9m3jQycRUHyyenJVZOE4j7
@TheRealInscrutable
@TheRealInscrutable 10 ай бұрын
100K
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 11 ай бұрын
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