r/HFY TFOS# 611 - Golden Arches by elspawno (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@wolfoffenris9951]

Conquered by fried carbohydrate sticks... Gets em every time

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@KingMarkus222]

I was listening to this looking for something to eat then right in front was a McDonald’s and right as he said 20 piece nuggets and fries I was like yup this is a sign. Lol

[@AgroSquerril]

a sign from the algorithmic gods

[@iamnotamused317]

Hmm. McD's as the Galaxy conqueror? Wonder if the Government has that in the playbook?

[@johns9652]

I mean, after the Ukrainian mess, I saw a video of a Russian guy lamenting that MickeyDs was pulling out of Russia. Not entirely unprecedented.

[@MrSirwolf2001]

Heh, you should read about the cola cold wars for entry into the Soviet Union. Jimmy Cagney made a movie about it called "One, Two, Three" and PepsiCo wound up with the world's 5th largest navy.

[@Sinyao]

Fun fact: McDonald's and other fast food restaurants commonly change their menu to reflect popular foods in the local culture. In China/HK, they serve so many different foods you wouldn't even associate with mcdonalds. I'm surprised they wouldn't add some special alien options to add some sort of familiarity to bring reluctant customers in.

[@Snipergoat1]

Mickey Ds or earth fast food could be considered a specialty food. If you went to a pho restaurant you wouldn't be likely to find a steak on the menu. Likewise these guys would be looking for a burger and would not expect to see g'aaak or whatever.

[@Sinyao]

@@Snipergoat1 steak is on the menu in a pho restaurant, just cooked differently than your expectations haha.

[@sherylcascadden4988]

The McNuggets could easily be a local meat equivalent.

[@johns9652]

@@Snipergoat1 Was that a Klingon reference? Some sort of worm dish as I recall?

[@MrSirwolf2001]

​@@sherylcascadden4988why not, mc nuggets are a meat equivalent here on earth.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@newgodskane]

Fools don't they realize we lost that battle a long time ago

[@AgroSquerril]

true

[@banner1390]

For the algorithm, A man must have he's nuggs lol

[@nos2342]

To please the algorithm is all

[@conradkai9705]

For the nuggs

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@badjer4328]

McDonald's is certainly not known for prompt or happy service. If this was a space Chick-fil-A I'd have believed it

[@johns9652]

Yeah, but unhappy Xenos would have been left wondering why it was closed every 7th rotation.

[@bobsterclause342]

8.93 subs last night, 9.03 now. 100 subs only over nice. Nice.

[@rowdysgirlalways]

Yeah, MickyDs has the best fries, especially fresh out of the fryer. And their coffee is delicious!

[@sjmcc13]

Why do I get the feeling that their admiras are messing u the war games, and overestimating the odds. The seem to dependent on interaction with the human economy for a sudden halt in trade to not mess up the forces.

[@hanzzel6086]

The admirals definitely either ignoring economics in those sims or lying his ass off to avoid pissing off the Emperor.

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

The Algorithm calls

[@AgroSquerril]

you answer

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@chadman3881]

good.! im lovin it!

[@AgroSquerril]

i am glad

[@The_evil_knight]

It took me 3 minutes to get it 😂

[@AgroSquerril]

as long as you get your order in the end thats all that matters

[@notafrisbee5907]

Oh, I had missed this one...

[@antonioreyes4486]

I knew it!!

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH]

For the Algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@razoredraven2966]

Culture victory

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A

[@josmeijers2818]

F.T.A !

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@merlinwizard1000]

52nd, 29 June 2023

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

for the algorithm