r/HFY TFOS# 623 - The Eternal Emperor & On the Topic of Knife Roombas (HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

[@hanneskarlbom6644]

From emperor of the universe to a stabby roomba.

[@AgroSquerril]

the circle of life

[@96soup]

As all things should be

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Stabby countermeasures engaged

[@dylantucker5374]

Activating A.S.P. [Anti-Stabby Protocols].

[@Gilhelmi]

A.S.P. have failed.

[@firstnamelastname7124]

A good human emperor needs a bitchin coat and he is a good emperor

[@pallbunun7594]

YES

[@theskeletoninthebasement9688]

Ah yes, Stabby makes a comeback

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@bobsterclause342]

Emperor real world human behavior. The scumminess comes out. Cant accuse. Make decision now or a thousand years wait.

[@douglasjackson295]

Do you usually imagine staby whith the Knife duct taped on or properly integrated into the chassis?

[@utkuayranc3210]

duct tape

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

Or for the more insidious among us, clear scotch tape and a clear, sharpened plastic knife

[@arakheno4051]

Duct tape

[@bvc5320]

Stabby's base form: Duct Tape, and Knife. Stabby's baby form: Scotch Tape, and Plastic Butter Knife. Stabby's final boss form: Heavy Metal, Anti-Matter powered Roomba propelled via Anti-Gravity Thrusters, and capable of FTL via Warp Drive, equiped with multiple retractable Knifes of various types including but not limited to Explosive throwing Knifes launched via Railgun that detonate either mid flight or on impact releasing micro knives as shrapnel. Plasma Beam Saber Knife that can extend outward or increase in width. High Frequency Knife that can cut nearly anything. Buzz Saw with Knifes for teeth also comes in High Frequency, or Plasma Beam versions. Etc.

[@douglasjackson295]

@@bvc5320 Behold, “the power of this fully armed and operational” Stabby Roomba

[@utkuayranc3210]

for stabby (and the algorithm I guess...)

[@AgroSquerril]

stabby sounds good

[@sherylcascadden4988]

"Because it's cool" always seems like a cop-out to me.

[@furycarnategaming]

Should have taken Stabby precautions.

[@zyanidwarfare5634]

I’ve been searching for a story about some xenos that look like earth animals that met humans, and the humans are huge and have a imperium of man style civilization minus the purging, and the emperor fawns over the cute fluffy xenos while he also tries to tell the other humans he isn’t a god just a man like them

[@DragonBornClan4]

That story is called "Small Galaxy"

[@petuniasevan]

I thought that the Emperor had become a worm by now (snicker)

[@johnnycampbell3422]

I was feeling Dune myself

[@widdershins5383]

Or turned into a corpse sitting on a galactic lighthouse 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@widdershins5383 congratulations you’ve won a drop pod of space marines! Please hold still.

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@reasonablehiccups4792]

For the algorithm Stabby Stabby

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@CT-1035]

Why not stabby the algorithm

[@jeredmelendez6184]

Lol knife roombas. A must have

[@BunchOfWormsInATrenchCoat]

For anyone who needs to know the meaning of hfy is humans ,fuck yeah

[@2345tomson]

Stabby the beginning

[@soffren]

Staby the eternal.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@Maeshalanadae]

Could try attaching tungsten-steel razor blades to dradels? Or introduce xenos to a chakram.

[@arakheno4051]

For the Algorithm !!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@asandrewsilvaw]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@lukkaredwolf3534]

I thought the emperor's name was Jimmy Space?

[@AgroSquerril]

lol

[@CT-1035]

John space man

[@macpurdy]

For the algorithm.

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@dantreadwell7421]

Emperor Stabby I

[@robertt.walzel4648]

Stabby lives!!

[@elfeater1760]

For the Algorithm11!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the Algorithm

[@nos2342]

To the algorithm is all

[@robbierobbo4318]

F.T.A

[@FedralBI]

F.T.A.

[@AgroSquerril]

F.T.A.

[@davidholbrook6335]

Harry Potter idea for fanfiction Harry Potter bunch of muggle Bourn's create a creeping Crystal spell that covers all magical and non-natural plants and covers every magic user in the world that isn't a sociopath psychopath or an extremist it also covers all magical plants fungi insects animals and all the house elves and this Crystal covered Crystal creatures and stuff buried itself underground near the core of the planet this is a doomsday plan designed by Harry Potter also the crystal went over to couple of muggle museums and couple magical museums and couple dozen muggle libraries and did the same thing this way wizard's and the muggle-borns and squibs can use that knowledge and infrastructure to rebuild infrastructure and actually take over the planet after the muscles kill itself and the Crystal will only unsheathe everyone on the surface when plant life and animals and everything have appeared and managed to gestate enough for adequate levels of living condition this will allow you to insert Harry Potter into many different universes Battlestar Galactica Mass effect Star Trek Star wars whatever. I wonder what wacky and new and inventive ways things could occur in interactions could occur with people that can bend and shape reality to their win uses the muggles archive of movies and TV shows for inspiration and anime.

[@merlinwizard1000]

63rd, 29 June 2023

[@humanshapedbottomfeeder2194]

For the algorithm

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@marvinjohnson2488]

For the algorithm