r/HFY TFOS# 667 - Human Power Systems & Desperate Measures (r/HFY Sci-Fi Reddit Stories)

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Agro Squirrel Narrates

Agro Squirrel Narrates

Күн бұрын

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@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Going to be streaming the Booster Opening of 100 boosters for Warhanner AOS TCG. Hope to see you all there, will be a long stream.
@citizen_grub4171
@citizen_grub4171 4 жыл бұрын
Woo Warhanner!
@Firemind_EX
@Firemind_EX 3 жыл бұрын
Terrans from the second story: "Aussies, the frick did you release this time from your hell portal?!"
@aj_the_infamous1013
@aj_the_infamous1013 3 жыл бұрын
Ausdies "ain't us mate. Twas them damn probers"
@Deconstruction_Administrator
@Deconstruction_Administrator 3 жыл бұрын
Aussie: Give me a minute, I'll check the list. -2 minutes later- We let out the Nightmare Snakes, Venomammals, Hell Lizards and several amalgamations of land, sea and air creatures, but it looks like we put down anything that had more than four legs, except for that one millipede-thing, so those spiders aren't ours.
@kerilithia
@kerilithia 2 жыл бұрын
I don't think these things can be misconstrued for our huntsman spiders. Though I supose it does depend on how big they made them
@grogvaughan5649
@grogvaughan5649 Жыл бұрын
Oi,, was them Kiwi kids.
@Aolsucs
@Aolsucs 3 жыл бұрын
Customer Service Pro tip, if someone is escalated, or really emotional, ask them questions with imperacal answers "What date" "what color" "this location, correct?" It makes most people calm down alot.
@michaelbalcom5233
@michaelbalcom5233 3 жыл бұрын
I can definitely see a masses group of humans moving to the astroid belt once the spiders land
@marrqi7wini54
@marrqi7wini54 3 жыл бұрын
Beltalowda?
@additiveartificer9365
@additiveartificer9365 2 жыл бұрын
And maybe drop it in Earth
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 жыл бұрын
@@additiveartificer9365 yes,...but also strapping engines on about half of all other asteroids to send them to ...every..single.. planetoid in control of either the faction at war , or ther associates... its the only way to be sure...
@condorboss3339
@condorboss3339 3 жыл бұрын
"No, it's not a Thermonuclear bomb! It's only 50 megatons!" 🤣
@Crazylom
@Crazylom 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Thermonuclear bomb Tsar Bomba actually was estimated to be 95 Megatons at it's full potential, but in last moment someone removed one of it's fusion cores and weakened it.
@condorboss3339
@condorboss3339 3 жыл бұрын
@@Crazylom The Russians did that because they realized the drop plane would not survive if they detonated the bomb at full power.
@demondeity9816
@demondeity9816 3 жыл бұрын
@@condorboss3339 I think the drop plane was hit pretty bad with the blast regardless and was in free fall before the pilots got it stable again.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 Жыл бұрын
A bomb is an destructive device. A 50 megaton fusion core is not a bomb.
@patraic5241
@patraic5241 5 ай бұрын
It makes one wonder what he Would consider a bomb.
@lagaul5124
@lagaul5124 3 жыл бұрын
Why has no one commented on how genius that first story actually was? You literally get a fission reaction and a fusion reaction out of the same system. And its simple. BOOM!....
@GabrielHellborne
@GabrielHellborne 3 жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if that's feasible now.....
@lagaul5124
@lagaul5124 3 жыл бұрын
@@GabrielHellborne It seams like it could be possible. The size of facility would probably be insanely large though. I cant even imagine the cost to make something like this. Whether or not it would be more efficient than plain fusion, I do not know.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
The problem is that the fission/fusion cores cost a lot more than the electricity we can currently generate from the energy released in a confined detonation. It might be different with a laser triggered core if the lasers are external.
@IONATVS
@IONATVS 3 жыл бұрын
Fission-Pumped Pulsed Fusion was first proposed in the 60s, and pretty much universally declared “feasible, but we don’t want to do it unless we absolutely have to.” Mostly in the context of spacecraft propulsion though, not power generation, because for propulsion you can literally just throw existing H-Bombs out the back of your ship and only need like a 1m thick concrete plate to protect the crew from the blast. So a lot less R&D involved than the plant described in this story-and when the R&D involves doing nuclear tests that have already been banned by several treaties, that’s a hard sell. It is literally the only system we know of where we could build a ship using it today and make an interstellar journey tomorrow...though to do so that quickly we’d need to LAUNCH the thing into space using the same drive, which wouldn’t exactly be pretty for whatever soon-to-be-desert biome we chose as the launchpad.
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
@@IONATVS The thing is that the nuclear explosions driving the ship are by definition not tests. Concrete is a suboptimal material for the thrust plate. It is too brittle. Steel with water cooling works much better it also provides onboard power. The pulse nuclear engine is also lousy for interstellar travel exhaust velocity is too low. You are better off with ion engines. What Orion is actually good for is getting very heavy loads off planets. You also want to launch from mid ocean.
@Roosauec
@Roosauec 3 жыл бұрын
That's one way to get humans to not worry about the death of their home planet. Get it infested with giant man eating spiders.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the aliens need to learn to “joy” of the Terran parasite wasp, bloat fly, honey badger and I hesitate to say it . . . Canadian goose. Preferably all genetically altered to live and eat the xeno who thought bio weapons were a cute idea. Let’s see how good of a idea they thought that was after mr.honkers is chasing down their fly and wasp infested off spring for the first time.
@archer4728
@archer4728 4 жыл бұрын
I enjoy the changes, especially the subtle voice pitching change for separate characters
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
When the Terrans find out who covered Earth in super spiders, there will be blood.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
I say send them Canadian geese and techno orangoutangs in return. Oh and something I’ve only read about called “clown faced butt hornets” found in neo-Australia.
@gmradio2436
@gmradio2436 2 жыл бұрын
The geese are fine, but nothing from any Australia.
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah that second one woo boy gives a new meaning to arachnophobia
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
that and the intro to an interesting creature feature.
@eliandervalderen5849
@eliandervalderen5849 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril they better hope that the human survivors don't find out what they did because if they do then the humans will make their species regret everything on the way to Extinction
@robertschumacher2707
@robertschumacher2707 2 жыл бұрын
@@eliandervalderen5849 Likely by genetically engineering something even worse. Real murder hornets maybe...
@Zakvadr1995
@Zakvadr1995 3 жыл бұрын
Alien race: Genemods spiders All of humanity: Dick move my dude.
@ashleycroydon9743
@ashleycroydon9743 3 жыл бұрын
humans: for spiders no kill like overkill. hahahaha
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
true enough
@jarrettatkins3062
@jarrettatkins3062 2 жыл бұрын
They must be cleansed with holy hellfire
@Kronos9031
@Kronos9031 4 жыл бұрын
Like the new design with the read along. For our master and the ALGORITHM!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
glad you like , for the algorithm
@wildwikedwanderer1208
@wildwikedwanderer1208 4 жыл бұрын
When humans say “kill it with nuclear fire” WE.FUCKING.MEAN. IT.
@Kualinar
@Kualinar Жыл бұрын
Story 2. Terran's next move : Find the source of those spiders and do the same thing they did there... Only on a much grander scale, vaporizing about 1Km deep of the crust over the totality of the surface.
@kain7759
@kain7759 Жыл бұрын
Not only the source, also all of the planets of every coalition that only heared of the culprits existence "its the only way to be sure".
@unstableproduct
@unstableproduct 2 жыл бұрын
Story two is the super-scaled version of "A spider got into my house and now I can't find it. I burned my house to the ground."
@ATSucks1
@ATSucks1 3 жыл бұрын
Salt water and nuclear power plants do not mix. If ya use salt water to cool mox rods youre gonna get a thermal forced browns gas reaction. Then BOOM.
@KageRyuu6
@KageRyuu6 3 жыл бұрын
You do know they were literally just setting off hydrogen bombs right?
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
and the salt water was a secondary pool, the primary was presumably farther below. The fact that they were distinguished as two separate pools indicates that there had to be a barrier or partition between them.
@spacetechempire510
@spacetechempire510 2 жыл бұрын
@@henrypaleveda7760 or a vast density deference
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 2 жыл бұрын
@@spacetechempire510 that as well.
@patraic5241
@patraic5241 5 ай бұрын
​@@henrypaleveda7760The salt water pool was just a shield. Separate from the reactor pool.
@hugo231929
@hugo231929 4 жыл бұрын
Love the change, don't push yourself too hard kay?
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
i wont , a slow build up to november levels over the next month is the plan
@MiningwithPudding
@MiningwithPudding 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that first story! It's one of my favorite!
@seanpeacock4290
@seanpeacock4290 3 жыл бұрын
I'm more surprised that some humans didn't start keeping them as pets.
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 2 жыл бұрын
The Aussies were most likely in space on a new death world that hasn’t even been classified yet.
@WE_DONT_LIE
@WE_DONT_LIE 2 жыл бұрын
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus no they move Australia to the new world
@Bendan
@Bendan 5 ай бұрын
that second story is literally just Earth Defense Force in a nutshell
@kencarlson2855
@kencarlson2855 4 жыл бұрын
I really like these changes it makes it very easy to keep up with
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad it helps
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 4 жыл бұрын
Another great Sermon from my favorite Prophet
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed
@suburbanbanshee
@suburbanbanshee 3 жыл бұрын
If you returned the earth to a wild state without agriculture, most wild species that live in farmland would die out. A lot of songbirds,.for example.
@karasuchrono
@karasuchrono 3 жыл бұрын
Omg. Loved the first story, lol'd in horror at the second.
@henrypaleveda7760
@henrypaleveda7760 3 жыл бұрын
getting visions of starship troopers from the end of the second story
@bluefalconssuck5881
@bluefalconssuck5881 6 ай бұрын
No matter how peaceful, kind or caring an alein species is... If it is Spider-esque, their will be war.
@ckl9390
@ckl9390 2 жыл бұрын
What the Human Infrastructure Minister isn't telling him is that the concept was originally developed as a weapon. Essentially as an afterburner on a conventional nuke to increase yield. I wonder if pulsed fusion would work as a power source in reality? The captive underground lake is the key to making it work as a sustainable power source. The thermal mass would moderate the output so it could be captured and converted at a useful rate. I wonder how often they have to fire a pulse?
@UNSCrearadmiral
@UNSCrearadmiral 3 жыл бұрын
2nd story brings a whole new meaning to the I saw a spider meme
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
lol
@Navy89SEALs
@Navy89SEALs 3 жыл бұрын
"It's the only way to be sure..."
@derekdrake8706
@derekdrake8706 Жыл бұрын
I'm glad humans in the first story were finally able to realize that solar power doesn't work at scale, it gives me hope that one day environmentalists will pull their heads out of their asses.
@geoshark12
@geoshark12 2 жыл бұрын
One of the spiders was later found to be an Australian pet
@midgefidget5796
@midgefidget5796 2 жыл бұрын
A a card-carrying lifetime Arachnophobe, that second story shook me to my core. Scariest HFY story yet.
@hauntedmedic373
@hauntedmedic373 3 жыл бұрын
Those mother f*cking aliens did not just make Mutant spiders!
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 жыл бұрын
ok as a power system addict this seems very fucking appealing
@CaptainShield
@CaptainShield 3 жыл бұрын
Nanites love fusion reactors.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
that they do
@ryankaiser2702
@ryankaiser2702 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why they didn’t try to invent Cazadores to counteract the bio mutant spiders
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
That would have just led to something worse.
@tabithachastain6999
@tabithachastain6999 Жыл бұрын
I love the 1st story. That science being used for peace
@Ash-yh5yn
@Ash-yh5yn 3 жыл бұрын
Holly crap, I just did some research and... well... pulsed nuclear fusion is an actual thing... a group called First Light Fusion is currently developing a pulsed fusion reactor and were supposed to demonstrate the first reactor in 2019. I don't know if they actually did demonstrate it, but the energy extracted is still rather low. It appears like the energy it takes to make the pellet, contain the reaction, inefficiencies, and trigger the reaction consumes around 2/3 of the power the fusion process creates. But, the prototype they built before their reactor could, in the span of a minute, produce enough power to run a house for a year... For perspective, a normal house in America (where I live) consumes power at a rate of just over 1.2kW (28.9kWh). 1.2kW equates to 1,200 Joules per second. This per year would be a total of 15,189,840,000 joules (15.18984GJ). Now, let's equate this to TNT blast yield. TNT contains the energy of 4.6MJ/kg, so the reactor produces the energy of over 3.302 tons of TNT every minute (0.055 tons per second). Put another way, their prototype could power around 525,600 homes. Ok, I'm starting to think that their "prototype" is their actual reactor.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
nice
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
The Rough Draft IS the Final Draft. Just taken to extreme levels.
@Ash-yh5yn
@Ash-yh5yn 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdufresne9359 I mean... it's a youtube comment. Do you really expect me to go through it with a fine tooth comb?
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
@@Ash-yh5yn I was referring to the "prototype" reactor....
@Ash-yh5yn
@Ash-yh5yn 2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisdufresne9359 ooooohhh, I thought that I messed up my math and you were being sarcastic. Sorry about that, man :)
@clementchanu8019
@clementchanu8019 4 жыл бұрын
Good to know your back, keep going
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Kicking A and taking baby steaps!
@dragonriderabens9761
@dragonriderabens9761 Жыл бұрын
“I didn’t ask how big the room is. I said I CAST FIREBALL!! Empowered…at 9th level”
@hawk3079
@hawk3079 3 жыл бұрын
I mean in the second story it is the only way to be sure
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 3 жыл бұрын
The Empire is going down.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
1...2....3.... you are out!
@commu-bot60
@commu-bot60 3 жыл бұрын
Humans would just pice out and leave
@calvingreene90
@calvingreene90 2 жыл бұрын
It is a fusion plant we could build today.
@greyclydesdale
@greyclydesdale 4 жыл бұрын
Happy New Year!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
And to you
@chadman3881
@chadman3881 4 жыл бұрын
This new style is great. great video.!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you liked
@hollyferay8131
@hollyferay8131 3 жыл бұрын
The power story is such geeky fun.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
:)
@victortahlor4038
@victortahlor4038 6 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reading
@asandrewsilvaw
@asandrewsilvaw 4 жыл бұрын
Liked the intro
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@Maeshalanadae
@Maeshalanadae 6 ай бұрын
Anyone who says that all that can be known is known, should be sent on their way.
@KwaterbugBUTCHER
@KwaterbugBUTCHER 2 ай бұрын
For the Algorithm ,For the Author(s), For the Disembodied voice! For the Squirrel 🐿
@mutehowl
@mutehowl 4 жыл бұрын
Ohh hell no your guna unleash bio terror weapons on humanity you best be expecting the same response but made by human based on your fears.
@IRMentat
@IRMentat 3 жыл бұрын
We ARE their fears. Why else resort to arachnophobia as a response?
@chrisdufresne9359
@chrisdufresne9359 2 жыл бұрын
We could just drop some wasps on them in retribution. Or maybe some Murder Hornets.
@notafrisbee5907
@notafrisbee5907 4 жыл бұрын
Liked the changes btw.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
thank you , glad you like
@Jason-sm4oc
@Jason-sm4oc 3 жыл бұрын
For BobtheDragon Also: for the algorithm
@whowhat4573
@whowhat4573 4 жыл бұрын
Algorithm be pleased.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@patricksean9031
@patricksean9031 4 жыл бұрын
Happy new year
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
And to you
@chipjack2119
@chipjack2119 4 жыл бұрын
I really like the new look!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you enjoyed
@drawbyyourselve
@drawbyyourselve 5 ай бұрын
Isnt it wonderful that we are starting to fuse efficiently in our lifetime?
@thenthson
@thenthson 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
For the alforithm
@paulsim7589
@paulsim7589 Жыл бұрын
Its only fair you return the favour and give them some of there weapons back 😮 but bigger
@jeroylenkins1745
@jeroylenkins1745 4 жыл бұрын
I don't know if I like it yet.
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash
@Amoth_oth_ras_shash 2 жыл бұрын
its the only way to be sure... and nooooooow....for what they consider the only way to be sure the ....creators.. and the knowledge how to remake those monsters... are lost forever hmm... aliens.. do you know what the concept of totalwar is ?
@arakheno4051
@arakheno4051 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
First for the algorithm
@tyreecebaker6600
@tyreecebaker6600 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
👍
@ProprietorDoomOf
@ProprietorDoomOf 4 жыл бұрын
Oh a read along nice.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like
@Killa_Joule2005
@Killa_Joule2005 2 жыл бұрын
The second story sounds like my aunt.
@mhail7673
@mhail7673 4 жыл бұрын
4tA Happy New Year!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
4TA
@douglasjackson295
@douglasjackson295 3 жыл бұрын
For the seo
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
indeed for the SEO
@Shatterwings060
@Shatterwings060 4 жыл бұрын
I must be one of the few people that doesn't like the new look completely. I prefer if the voice bar be removed or moved some where else. However I may just be complaining up a nothing burger.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
Where would you move it to?
@Shatterwings060
@Shatterwings060 4 жыл бұрын
@@AgroSquerril under the scrolling text or on the opposite side side
@lukkaredwolf3534
@lukkaredwolf3534 4 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
for the algorithm
@icarus745
@icarus745 4 ай бұрын
Less than 50 mt? Oh my!
@Scream_Lord
@Scream_Lord 3 жыл бұрын
Terran Responce to the Hyper Death Spiders be like: kzbin.info/www/bejne/p2HIl32AiMmDpbs
@allenmorgan1007
@allenmorgan1007 3 жыл бұрын
FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the algorithm
@undrachvrsage
@undrachvrsage 3 жыл бұрын
FTA
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 3 жыл бұрын
For the Algorithm
@FedralBI
@FedralBI 4 жыл бұрын
F.T.A.
@AgroSquerril
@AgroSquerril 4 жыл бұрын
F.T.A.
@merlinwizard1000
@merlinwizard1000 Жыл бұрын
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