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[@thenthson]

Attacking earth is either a really good idea or the worst one imaginable. There is no in between

[@AgroSquerril]

this is true

[@thenthson]

@@NC54 well. We do have water and lifeforms that they may deem useful.

[@robertbemis9800]

@@NC54 Unless other species can’t handle the void as we could

[@guntotingnerd8830]

It may just be an Inhospitible rock orbiting a star, but It's our rock and by all the gods past and present we will either win or die trying.

[@jacobfoss7783]

@@NC54 We're also extremely spiteful. I'm willing to bet that, if there was no hope of victory, humans would nuke the earth until it was sterile of life. Just to give the aliens the finger.

[@eliandervalderen5849]

The moral of the first story do not attack of species that made its history fighting itself so much that they needed to come up with rules to prevent themselves from embracing Extinction. Or short do not poke the happy fun humans

[@madmangoodday8415]

Rule.2 Don't attack earth Rule.3 Theres always time for letting humans pet you if you body is similar to a domesticated home world animal

[@AgroSquerril]

Rule 4 : Listen to my videos constantly

[@greenrena8503]

@@AgroSquerril Well, the rules are the rules.

[@igkslife]

Rule 1?

[@madmangoodday8415]

@@igkslife for the love of god don't give humans your tech it only ends badly

[@guntotingnerd8830]

@@igkslife Don't target their young.

[@stevenweaver3386]

The first story reminds me of a description of the native tribes at the beginning of European colonizing: "These people are savages! When they are attacked, they fight back!"

[@CLPS-yt4zg]

I like how no one talked about the 2nd story's human pettings It was actually wholesome, a terrifying species, surrounded an single, defenseless alien And just petted him/her, no care in the world

[@Hyper_Drud]

And those were just the children.

[@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim]

Story 1: Humans are _definitely_ rabid animals. But if you get them to like you, they're a good weapon to point at someone.

[@td6647]

That was funny, I've never heard it put like that so, touche!😅

[@utkuayranc3210]

humanity is like a hive of bees. they are harmless and nice. *unless provoked*

[@Fortressofironblood1776]

Like hornets with attitude

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

From Honey bees to 'Roided Hornets in a min under provocation

[@jacobfoss7783]

*Peaceful, helpful, curious and nice

[@robertbemis9800]

You don’t gain protection of the laws of war until you agree to live by them

[@purpledevilr7463]

Humanity, absolutely unbeatable. Most of the time.

[@gr8jason806]

Most of the time I think you mean ALL THE TIME!!!!

[@chipjack2119]

No, we're beatable but here's the thing, we're unbreakable.

[@purpledevilr7463]

@@chipjack2119 in a war for survival being broken and being beaten are the same thing.

[@ChrissieBear]

2nd Story Xenos: "We will take what we need." Humans: "Come and take it then!"

[@calvingreene90]

Attacking earth is like taking antipsychotics from a mental patient.

[@calvingreene90]

On the plus side the next time we are attacked by Outsiders we have humans to fight alongside us.

[@AgroSquerril]

yarp

[@discusmaximus]

For the Author(s), for the narrator Agro Squirrel, for the algorithm !!!

[@GabrielHellborne]

Now is not the time to find out why we have so many rules...

[@TheJMPD]

Demons run when good men go to war

[@ChrissieBear]

There's a sequel series to the first story called "We Are Coming For You", you should check it out!

[@julonkrutor4649]

Good man don´t need rules. Today is not the day to find out why we have so many ^^

[@toddchidlow8112]

11 nice

[@franzputsch254]

Thanks, Agro, you help brighten my day.

[@AgroSquerril]

glad it helps

[@ts25679]

We offer peace and our friendship, they spit in our face and attack our home and family, yet we are the savages? We are just as much xenophilic as we are xenophobic and we even gave them the choice as to which flavour they wanted and they're angry at their choice because we didn't just roll over and die but returned their barbarism in kind. I know it's an easy way for an author to ignite our righteous anger, but these guys deserve exterminatus.

[@bvc5320]

Story #2 starts at 7:58

[@asandrewsilvaw]

Great reading

[@allenmorgan1007]

For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

[@AgroSquerril]

For the algorithm

[@xgentis]

You really improved since then.

[@brianlips8346]

Thank you for the story.

[@joem1480]

Good men don't need rules. Pray you never find out why I so many. The Doctor

[@Dragovich115]

Love your videos :D

[@AgroSquerril]

Glad you like the content

[@DeinocheirusWithAGun]

You need more Subs.

[@AgroSquerril]

I checked under the couch , weren't any there. Maybe someone has some spare that I can have :D Thank you for the kind words

[@TheMankind02]

I'm doing my part!

[@fakeAtlas6080]

cool story!

[@jasonbull6560]

For the ALGORITHM. 👍

[@herrjggcchvghvtxcdgxghmhgh]

Cool

[@calvingreene90]

Story 2, 7:57

[@ChaosLierLen]

There is also always time for a comment!

[@mreeeee8426]

Ah yes caption...

[@johnnyrotten3175]

4 D 🐿️ ❗❗

[@VadulTharys]

F T A

[@unknown62211226]

The lizards deserved retribution, but humans killed millions of children so humanity is way more in the wrong.

[@jacobfoss7783]

But... They. Attacked. Earth. Don't burn a person's home to the ground while they watch if you can't deal with their desire for vengeance.

[@unknown62211226]

@@jacobfoss7783 Yeah, but the humans attacked 23 worlds meant for babies and children. I understand attacking anywhere else, but those places.

[@jacobfoss7783]

@@unknown62211226 Attacking children is wrong, especially the unborn, but sometimes drastic measures must be taken to discourage your attacker, along with everyone else, from ever attacking you again. Also, I wonder if earth was a primarily civilian planet.

[@TheMankind02]

They were lucky the humans didn't glass everything and call it a day. We're a very genocidal people, and that's against fellow humans

[@VadulTharys]

@@unknown62211226 You want to know how to defeat unbeatable dragons? Smash their eggs. Same logic.

[@danielawesome36]

No offense, but your narration is kinda "emotionless"😅 It's kinda all the same emotion. I mean, I hope you improved since this video😁😁😁

[@AgroSquerril]

watch more and tell me :D

[@danielawesome36]

@@AgroSquerril quality advertisement😂😂😂

[@mhelm7842]

I kinda get where Daniel Awesome's coming from, but to me it's like a grand storyteller type feel. That said, I think a bit more distinction between who's speaking would help with listening. Often when listening to you I get lost and have to re listen to make sure I understand who said what, since all of them speak with the same "voice". In that way, it sounds more like a rambling grandad than a dialog. All that aside, I love your reading voice and just wanted to day keep up the work. (Also I know that this video is 9 months old at this point, but I still see it in newer vids, so I wanted to offer the suggestion)

[@larsb4572]

Hate the lack of texting. When you need to be silent, like putting a baby to sleep that can take half hour or if english isnt your first language, then missing something is easy.. the lack of texting just remove you from the pool of some peoples choice. You have the text already so I'm assuming its due to lazyness.

[@62forged]

Cool