r/Holup | MY CHILDHOOD HAS BEEN RUINED..

[@zacharyroles8345]

@ 15:39, some American colleges have a policy where if you get hit by college transportation such as busses, you don't have to pay for your tuition.

[@internetlurker1850]

17:28 To be fair with Poseidon, that is accurate to his myths.

[@dragondust5023]

wait what

[@internetlurker1850]

@@dragondust5023 It is called Pederasty, and it happened a lot in ancient greece. Poseidon is also like Zeus in the sense that consent is a foreign word to him.

[@Astrix_Jaeger]

Mom: "Doc?" Bear surgeon: "I'm sorry to be the Bear-er of bad news?" Mom: "Will my son survive?" Bear surgeon: "Bear-ly."

[@The-Random-fool1697]

fuck you (get it funny I say fuck you without meaning it funny right)

[@brokovnik]

the comment shower says 4 but there were only 3 comments... did you eat the comment?

[@The-Random-fool1697]

@@brokovnik sorry got hungry

[@brokovnik]

@@The-Random-fool1697 well i hope it was a good comment :)

[@ChipTheePropeht]

2:28 i love that he grew up to be a chess professional

[@Jokeriushd]

Schniedel Is a German word for the third leg

[@ordinarypigeon6918]

Haven't heard anyone use it since I was in elementary school, though. People just started calling it their tail or knob lol

[@Be3med]

i am german and id say thats false we call it penis.

[@Jokeriushd]

@@Be3med Ich bin selber Deutscher und ja mit drittes Bein meinte ich das männliche Glied und man sagt das zumindest in Bayern so

[@Be3med]

@@Jokeriushd in köln manchmal lol

[@Gilhelmi]

So that's how to get around the KZbin censorship system. Use foreign words.

[@theodorehazel6920]

14:14 okay but this is just wholesome

[@capricornofjanuary4thbakug92]

17:00, it's aave (African American Vernacular English), a short of "gonna". And from a text you read earlier "I be" when they said 'i be like' is also aave. It's just how it is.

[@imlonely4738]

2:26 it tooks me 6 seconds to understand and I laughed so hard.

[@jamesburdian56]

I think he became a chess master iirc

[@PaintedDog]

11:32-even the electrical outlet looks like it’s questioning your life choices.

[@pineapple_3_3_32]

26:13 what you're character looks like using zombie blood from black ops to confuse them into doing you're sister

[@purplefanadic234]

8:54 his “noob” response killed me XD

[@ZA-mb5di]

1:40 if someone gave you a foxglove flower you would end up having a funeral

[@drtaverner]

In culinary circles "seasoning" means Salt. Salting a cutting board kills bacteria and ensures a safe cutting surface. The board also imparts some seasoning to the meat in a uniform fashion without unduly drying it out. Unless of course you are "koshering" the meat to draw out any blood, in which case large flakes of salt can be applied directly to the meat.

[@pandoraparadox5941]

7:30 ever notice that when super hero's die they come back to life like nothing ever happened but the moment they attempt to bring their parents back all hell breaks loose?

[@GoosefieldYT]

4:11 dont forget the levitating powers! Give it to him and he'll have fun Also make sure everyone else doesnt fly away...

[@Gilhelmi]

32:00 actually, no. They could NOT pull the camera back, that would have looked way worse. The woman would have appeared to have a smaller head and face than the interviewer. It would have been much more obvious why they did that. The landscape frame is much more subtle and made things look much better.

[@taitano12]

11:11 If I was a teacher, I would probably do that to the most obnoxious kid, just to freak them out. Edit: If it's anatomically correct, the Duck with a D--k could be a bottle opener for wine.

[@controlledchaos2391]

5:59,”your mom looks like the Predator” He ain’t wrong 😆

[@bazookallamaproductions5280]

4:20 me, a metal vocalist "HUH???? HOW DO YOU LIKE GETTING SCREAMED AT YOU LITTLE SHIT???? I CAN SCREAM TOO, IM JUST BETTER AT IT!!!!!"

[@MoonlightKayla]

0:50 This whole time I've been interpreting his comment as him mugging the person he hates the most. I have a dark sense of humor XD

[@JessyDupre]

18:40 That sounds almost like the plot to We Happy Few.

[@AmadeusHemmitt]

YOOOOOOO!!!! 29:32 too 30:01 is without doubt my favorite thing EVER! 🤣🤣

[@Rydrslydr715]

8:16 “release the hounds… EXCELLENT”

[@pietlego6328]

The thing you called schnEIdel is called schnIEdel which makes the sound of a long I. This word is another one for the male primary reproduction organ

[@Doku666]

I’m sorry but I read that as special Ed 🥴

[@kaugummikatze2095]

lmao "male primary reproduction organ" und grüße mein vermutlich deutscher mitbürger

[@EtherealMimic]

17:01 when somebody says "gone" they meant to say "gon", it just auto corrects to gone because its so close, also gon mens gonna but its just shorter

[@slashnburnPizza]

18:38 This is literally a recurring high thought of mine. Glad I'm not the only one:)

[@lordduelist8716]

Love the mega uploads,but when will the normal uploads continue?

[@reynard_SNWFLK]

at 20:05 got a google ad that started of by saying to "whom it may concern"

[@littlevoice6203]

13:26 squidward, is that you?

[@iogamer5335]

21:37 the reason serial killers look like that is to blend in to society and look innocent :D

[@izzyshakir6597]

28:27 she probably couldn’t stretch since she probably had her children during the time hero’s were forced to go underground

[@butterdogestarwars6709]

15:16 North Korea uses copies of old Soviet pistols, so probably either a Type 66 (copy of a Makarov) or a Type 68 (copy of a TT-30)

[@oldgreggsmadmemes4431]

Hmmm you think they would have people to try and invent new guns for them to use

[@cubexgirl1218]

1:05 Aw! A stepbro helping steps is study? So nice! They must be watching a nice videos :) *Wait a second.*

[@AlexisDraws0]

21:14 Someone clearly has never listened to Lemon Demon.

[@playtime_foxy]

27:47 now I know why Montgomery Gator likes Gatorade so much... To think Roxy Freddy and Gregory thought it was cause he was an alligator... Shame on them... At least chica had the sense to know it'd be more than that... Turns out we were right...

[@Larification]

5:10 That fool only the most worth of knights shall fight only a great warrior gets his sword bloody.

[@ilikebutholes2244]

11:29 YES THE SOCKET

[@kronklab]

7:48 i feel called out

[@nocount7517]

28:45 Japanese lacks gender-neutral pronouns, so it defaults to masculine ones. Exhibit A: _Houseki no Kuni_ 30:35 Except it's regular people who want illegal immigration to stop, not the mega-corporations. This is one of the weakest strawman arguments I've ever seen.

[@QuikVidGuy]

regular people treat immigrants as people actually

[@nocount7517]

@@QuikVidGuy And legal immigrants see illegal immigration as a slap in the face.

[@pandoraparadox5941]

3:24 glad to see the aliens helping Nasa take some vacay pics

[@Thefirefan15]

8:10 this sounds like something Ron Swanson would say.

[@DashenBoi]

16:56 it said "gone" because they meant to write "gon" which is short for "gonna" but autocorrect corrected it to "gone"

[@PresidentEarth]

2:01 there is a French movie about a butcher that hunts vegans lmao

[@RamosLuis2550]

3:55 Santa dosen't buy toys to give out, he has slaves to make them

[@J_RayDBL]

13:30 Someone, help me, I cant stop laughing

[@J.nyman81]

Did u know dolphins are more likely to frik u then save u when you’re stuck in the ocean. Dont ask how i know this. Lol. =)

[@Manlikegibbon]

11:48 "Then beg."

[@sweetsunia]

6:28 sounds like legend of korra

[@roguewipplash1]

8:50 they must be from france

[@XxIzzythemaniacxX]

2:59 I'd like to imagine that Eric Cartman wrote this

[@bendy8166]

My favorite part is 19:32 the duck with a donger

[@missing_names8001]

When I lost a tooth I would put it back, go to a friend, teacher, or family member, ask if they wanted to see something cool and pull my tooth back out

[@feuerling]

19:35 but is it corkscrew shaped?

[@YuubiTimberwolf]

16:17 SchnIE-del (ie is spoken like a long i ) Its a german synonym for penis

[@wendymelton8438]

I just love your videos. They always make me laugh. Thanks for doing this for us.

[@aiodensghost8645]

1:49 sad but accurate

[@Average_Guardian]

4:24 I felt bad about that one... Edit: 5:34 HE CHEATED DEATH?!?!?!? HE WAS THE ONE WHO DID IT ALL THOSE YEARS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@garydezern9391]

29:09 looks like where the dudes sitting down clapping. Used in a lot of memes.

[@itskhalid_edits]

11:40 They called it WW1 after WW2.

[@melia9019]

17:06 pretty sure it’s was a typo and he wanted to write gonna like slag for “going to” or something.

[@scp-856]

7:54 Some kid named worm

[@roadkillcanada9111]

The average adult male contains 126.000 ish calories

[@limediamond4595]

If you get hit by a bus on campus they pay your tuition

[@togiisuperheavytank]

32:09 that guy is agent 47

[@Blurgamer17]

12:08 So did stepbro.

[@onlyamirose]

The kfc ad on this vid was more crazy than some of the memes in it so the person screams howzaat in the phone and the higher u scream the more discount u get also the person had a broken leg and a broken arm and his friends were right there you can imagine what happened next

[@ethanmontgomery6350]

11:45 Aged well I see.

[@Frenchtoastwyrm]

0:00 put your speed to 0.25 speed an it sounds like he say's Hail loolee

[@guyjackson1839]

5:44 technically no the life sentence was not served because the guy did not permanently die

[@squeaktheswan2007]

18:51 We happy few

[@igkslife]

I'm not surprised anymore.

[@Nightout88]

@11:45 yeaaaaah about that

[@JadianRadiator]

9:17 Apparently "hakuna matata" actually _does_ mean no worries.

[@Ok_Friend-il9of]

I actually believe that cars is in a dystopian future where peoples brains get placed into cars. the rich gets the best looking cars and poor gets the beat up cars. The children are kids who had their brain transported at a young age. This is why there is a lot of stuff that looks made for humans. The stuff that is made for cars is because of the community accommodating for their new bodies

[@amberkat8147]

I can eat maybe 10 grapes at a time. If I eat about 20, I'll have the runs for hours. It's not fun. But it's better than cherries- my safe number of them is less than two. I haven't tested to see if one is safe, tbh, because only being able to eat one a day is already just too darn sad.

[@blue_animates]

0:41 i was thinking that he killed and robbed people he hate.

[@reginnna]

17:00 chill bro it's just a regional dialect of English 🤣🤣 yes gone is gonna

[@muhammaddarwishmohammadyus1962]

11:41 dude it’s was called the Great War

[@bravewater5737]

26:51 of course, Alabama!

[@Toxic_diver]

Omg I actually have the duck with a d

[@brokovnik]

0:50 and miss $100,000 dollars? also unless you get caught its not illegal or bad

[@SomeAutomaton]

1:40 1, I’d be happy that a girl doesn’t want to tear my guts out 2, I’d be questioning of its a girl that’s… got boy parts…

[@SomeAutomaton]

I’m not against them… I’m just nervous

[@BagaudaeBrigade]

27:21 yo same

[@GoosefieldYT]

1:17 but carbon dioxide helps plants.......in conclusion dont eat at all

[@zorogotlostagainlol3899]

Oh no my childhood it’s broken

[@joxixo4236]

10:56 sayori be like:

[@brennanlangless8912]

Well I’m pretty sure that COVID is equivalent to wolves

[@ryanpeach2]

Man I thought Wendy’s was bad enough but Gatorade to

[@Nobody-xp3tz]

This is why I subscribed because I want to laugh😂😂😂

[@shanegrewell4991]

The reason why men kneel during a proposal is because it is symbolic of subjugation. A proper man shall kneel for only three things; his god, his woman, and to take proper aim

[@eric988]

I wouldn't mind kids drawing on my PS5. That would just mean I had a PS5.

[@Silverfox89777]

32:15 I don't know but something about him screams adult naughty Time so I'm guessing the 'hub' I don't want to say the word because sometimes when I use certain words my comment gets deleted

[@Madmonkeman]

1:38 Don't know if anyone's mentioned this but look at the guy's username

[@VeeOasis]

1:42 wait this should be a me_irl because I said "same"

[@jasonsummit1885]

North Korea would probably use a Makarov pistol, as most of their weaponry is old Soviet technology.

[@greyhunter6820]

I like how he is holup wait a minute

[@colinmethot8363]

18:43 wooaaahh

[@216Suzan]

America: builds more modern weapons every year North Korea: puts some old tech on another old tech and calls it modern technology

[@MadameRaven1]

Watching this on the Monday after the vehicle ran through a parade....

[@mybreadiscold4328]

Gone is what us southern American people sometimes say.. Or it’s a mistype