r/HolUp - PP TIN Y 😔

[@Transboi747]

I love how click is just very severly unhinged 90% of the time, and then the other 10% is just him giving us sentimental life advice

[@NoxOfSpring]

🐔 (I'm so sorry)

[@Suited_Nat]

Yes, I love when Clucky thucky gives us advice. (Forgive me for I have made shit queer puns haha)

[@yabe-kfptentacultist]

I love Clucky Wucky, he's my best unhinged youtuber

[@bombdotcom2168]

​@yabe-kfptentacultist why did I read that hearing Click's intentionally overly Swedish voice

[@juliaburkholder4213]

Yeah welcome to the Channel lmao

[@bluemoonhub]

About the Switzerland thing with the old dude, in Switzerland, you can get euthanasia, or assisted suicide, if you feel that you're too sick and old. Euthanasia like this is illegal in most other countries, which is why he mentioned Switzerland

[@karowolkenschaufler7659]

the usual route is medication thogh, isn't it? you don't get someone to screw you to death...

[@AnnekeOosterink]

@@karowolkenschaufler7659 Yeah, typically a drink someone takes themselves, though there are injections if the drink isn't enough and the person is still alive. I'm not sure it's the same everywhere, but as far as I know the drink is at least in part so people are more likely to choose of their own free will to take the drink or not.

[@l.c.8475]

In addition to that prostitution is also legal on Switzerland, and I'm guessing that's another important part of the equation for this guy

[@SQUID0NKEY]

I'm swiss, and yes, you're right. You also need to take the drink yourself. It's one of the most important steps in the process because it's actually murder if the drink is not taken by the person themselves. Law is very strict on the policy (as it should be).

[@sarahmoi5677]

And you have to take that decision with a sound mind. People with dementia or degenerative diseases passed a certain clarity of mind can‘t use that service. It is very regulated.

[@Torsanist]

The movie is called "Date movie" it's a cursed romcom parody movie with lots of early 2000s pop culture references 😂

[@MasterHigure]

Are we talking romcom the same way Scary Movie is a horror movie?

[@Trevin_Taylor]

@@MasterHigureyes

[@DrR4MS]

just like the "scary movies" and "disaster movie" good times :3

[@kevinchong5424]

That's Willow from tv Buffy!

[@kesia872]

That movie was so wild 🤣🤣 the cat had me wheezin

[@phoenixyfriend]

'when I die, I want you to turn me into some nice fertilizer' no joke, green burials are a thing and I want one. Put me in a hemp bag and plant a tree over me, let me feed the plants

[@massgunner4152]

Some lab is inventing a tree casket where they bury you inside a pod.

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

I'd love to be composted and scattered with native wildflower seeds.

[@94DeathAngel]

There's a human composting company I think in Washington, let's feed a forest!

[@curiousnerdkitteh]

One way we can become activists against deforestation is for people to all have being turned into a tree be their preferred method of burial and then get a plaque put up on the tree - high up enough to be above where they would cut it down, and make a whole big dedication etc so that it would be an absolute ATROCITY for any company to cut it down... and then if enough people do that of all the billions of people in the world maybe we can just plant whole ecosystems (advised by ecologists on which types of trees, etc are needed) that becomes untouchable to corporates because it's ALL grave sites etc and therefore MUST be preserved. Maybe we could be really strategic about how we space our graves out as well so that we take up maximum space so that it's JUST not enough space for them to try dig around us, where our tree graves are placed kinda like a checkerboard. 😈

[@StarSeeker1]

Unfortunately ashes are sterile so you wouldn't be feeding any plants, but you would be a part of their soil forever so that's pretty cool! 🌱

[@Entertainment-qe1vn]

I had a pet orb weaver spider that lived in the window next to the door. We fed it stink bugs and misted it's web every now and again. Orb Weavers only live for about 3 months, but this one lived for 9. We gave her a Viking style funeral in the fireplace and collected the ashes, which became lost over the years. Somewhere out there is a ring box of fireplace dust bearing the inscription, "The Lady Boutonniere's Ashes".

[@RedFoxSkull]

I’m severely arachnophobic but this is a Chad move, omg

[@atlasllm]

Also arachnophobic but happy you gave it such high honors, o7 lady boutonniere

[@bushybeardedbear]

_"I want to adopt a bear..."_ I mean, usually one calls that a relationship, not an adoption... 😏

[@Doc_Trancy]

Considering I’m a fluffy, bisexual man, that is true

[@ambunt]

​@@Doc_Trancy ouh,, oh please sir,,

[@einindividuum5428]

I immediately thought of Halsin 😂

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@Doc_TrancyCosigning as someone that dates a fluffy bisexual man. (8 years tomorrow! 🥰)

[@Doc_Trancy]

@@sourgreendolly7685 awesome! Congrats!

[@teacupunicorn]

“BuT cLiCk, SeAlS wEiGh LiKe 300 KiLoS oR wHaTeVeR! yOu’Ll Be SmUsHeD!!1!” “worth it.” - The Click, 2024

[@ladykoiwolfe]

I thought Seals had to stay in good shape with that military training. And who says the Seal gets to be on top?

[@asaris_]

They do look like the best body pillow of all time. Hey, does anyone remember the thing where people can have vacations on a farm with cow cuddling courses? Is there something like that with "sleeping with seals"

[@kan_hater]

famous last words

[@kitkatboard]

They also have the jaws of a german shepherd but hey, worth it again !

[@phantomswagger9363]

@@kitkatboard hol up

[@eustacia03]

I hugged a seal at an aquarium as part of a "be a wildlife trainer for a day" thing. It was pretty great. They're basically huge damp dogs. That puppy on the other hand? Yeah that's a wolf.

[@phantomswagger9363]

Big doggo

[@skysorrow9041]

You would never sleep again! 😹

[@massgunner4152]

Im convinced wolves evolved the ability to imitate dogs to cross human settlements unnoticed.

[@ace_of_cups4096]

Clicks reaction was priceless, went from "aww puppy😍" to "holy mother of-😶"

[@mollywantshugs5944]

@@massgunner4152I’m pretty sure it was the other way around: dogs used to look like wolves until we domesticated them and now they look derpy. They just still look enough like wolves that we sometimes get confused

[@NoLife0090]

23:29 about the Costco card, the guy showing off that he has a Costco membership, which is ~$120 USD annually to shop at Costco. he's basically flexing his money and she seemed genuinely impressed

[@GretchZ]

Maybe he’s saying “hey. If you go out with me, you will save so much money on groceries.” Or “I am financially responsible, and I care enough about workers enough to not go to Sam’s Club.” No matter what he’s saying, it’s probably with a lot of sarcasm. I imagine “Hey, I wanted to come over and impress you, but the best I can do is…”

[@BeyondTheZenith]

Unironically, Joeseppi said it best: A Costco Membership card is even better than an American Express card

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Lol

[@Scottthespy13]

That wolf one...my auntie did that once...except instead of a puppy that turned out to be a wolf it was a kitten that turned out to be half bobcat. She named him Stanely, kept him for many years. He would hunt rabbits in the nearby fields.

[@Robotdestroyer0]

What happened to Stanley?

[@Scottthespy13]

@@Robotdestroyer0 Y'know, I honestly don't recall. This was many years before I was born, so I remember hearing stories about Stanley but I never asked what happened to him. I guess I always assumed he passed away of old age. Both bobcats and Siamese (Stanley's other half) have life expectancies of about 15 years, so he very well could have done so before I was born, since my auntie is nearly a decade older than my mom.

[@Kur0m1s_playgr0und]

Stanley sounds so adorable 😭

[@apyoutub]

Bobkitten

[@adrianschick7300]

Bobcats can't breed with domestic cats, are you sure it wasn't just a shortailed large house cat or a runty bobcat?

[@IceLordCryo]

"We all know what we're really looking for... IS ATLANTIS!" *Gets up from computer and sprints down the hallway*

[@soaringspirits2267]

Allow me to introduce: Mini minute man.

[@elaineb7065]

Me & my sharky too, & I'll get to meet real sharks on the way!!!

[@-WMD-Edutainment]

Did the same thing but i was in the kitchen and still had food my my mouth.

[@skellington8090]

Count me in!

[@Kartoffelkamm]

Loved that bit.

[@StarSong936]

I had the pleasure of petting a deer that had been socialized. It was during a children's summer camp, and the deer came in to the camp from the woods while I was there. He lived in the wild, but as I found out, he was in the habit of visiting the camp every year.

[@hannajung7512]

in Germany we have wild life habitats, that serve presservation, that are fenced in. The boars, wolves or deer living in them are usually tame and in some you can buy special food to feed them. We went to those a lot, when I was a child.

[@StarSong936]

@@hannajung7512 I live in the USA. While we do have petting zoos, this deer lived in the wild. He had been raised by the people who ran the camp, but he wasn't confined by any fence. As for the species, it was a white tailed deer.

[@lijuanzhou6971]

The parents of a coworker of my mom raise animals for the zoo and I got to pet a lion cub once, and chased a kangoroo around the garden.

[@witchytaedragon]

@@lijuanzhou6971 Oh that's so cool! I once got to hold a baby kangaroo. Also got to pet these big fluffy wolf dogs.

[@glauberglousger956]

??? Why would you pleasure a deer, and why would you admit doing it in a children's camp of all things? I don't care what you do in your spare time, but leave the children out of it

[@FayieElphis]

There's something perfect about Click unironically calling the massage gun a vibrator.... My day is complete.

[@sintanan469]

Click has seen enough internet to know those massagers have alternate uses...

[@mischa7823]

I mean... does it vibrate? Not really but kinda :D

[@the0neBoio]

I didn't even noticed that he called it that

[@comradewindowsill4253]

ok look do you think that the majority of the people buying them aren't using them for that purpose tho

[@NekoChanSenpai]

I'm pretty sure people would use massage chairs in that way if it was more cost efficient

[@YashesLP]

01:05 That seal absolutely knows how they have been defiled. Their expression is pure "how could you? *why* would you?" which just makes it that much worse.

[@morningglory5502]

It was a heart, someone edited it :( poor seal

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yea that poor chonker

[@koko_24bun]

33:00 i love disability jokes by actual disabeled people! actually fun and not at our cost

[@arielruby13]

Yes!!

[@witherschat]

And having a person ina wheelcair brutally remind people that disabled people can still be horny is so fucking needed.

[@yamato9753]

Other Intros be like: *boring attention-bait* Clicks Intros: *"RANDOM BULLCRAP GOOOOOO"*

[@Voidzi3._]

* CHAOSSSS * * UNHINGENESSS- *

[@Finnley-supports-translives]

Honestly...

[@catlover2223]

Superior, hinged intro!

[@NutjobGTO]

Dracula better have his goddamn money

[@wandererfromblindeternitie9748]

YOU SMELL ADICTIVE TODAY

[@feuerling]

11:58 that goldfish is going to die. Not just because it's somehow carrying a human-fish hybrid (mermaid? Nixie?) despite being an oviparous species, but because it's in a tiny bowl.

[@it_steatime]

I saw this comment before I got to that part of the video and I was so confused as to why the goldfish in a small bowl is supposedly carrying a mermaid in its mouth.

[@Kiwiiwik2841]

The dog is probably gonna die too-

[@annweisz5422]

My best guess as to why that person had a "I love CP" sticker on their car is they were referring to Cedar Point, since they have an Ohio plate. Cedar Point is a pretty popular amusement park on Lake Erie

[@Garden0flowr]

Either that or Club Penguin (would be a little late though)

[@AnimationGuy-x3y]

Or Cheese Pizza (I mean, who doesn’t like pizza?)

[@snowkr3580]

​@@AnimationGuy-x3yuhhh cheese pizza was at one point used as slang for that cp on some websites (probably still used somewhere)

[@AnimationGuy-x3y]

@@snowkr3580 OH. OH GOD.

[@valentinewiggin7782]

Unfortunate acronyms

[@roowyrm9576]

My funeral plan is simple....a cardboard coffin, and several packs of sharpie pens, and an invitation to doodle all over the coffin!

[@MandieKearns-Moore]

I think we could be friends

[@loztandfound2708]

That’s AMAZING!!

[@plantainsame2049]

Some one is gonna draw a pp So be prepared

[@roowyrm9576]

@@plantainsame2049 it won't bother me, I'll be inside the box 🤣

[@kamo7293]

the bit at 18:55 reminds me of that one Irish dudes funeral where he, on his deathbed, recorded lines he wanted played as his coffin is lowered of him acting like he's still alive. everyone in attendance are crying and laughing at the same time. it's wholesome in a way

[@leruetheday377]

Baby seals are small enough to carry and cuddle, but it's generally not advised to cuddle with a seal because a good number of seal species are endangered. You can find life-sized plushies of them, though

[@elaexplorer]

And they bite, and currently are having an outbreak of avian flu, so best to keep your distance from the water puppies

[@leruetheday377]

@@elaexplorer Get the plushie water puppies, instead

[@darcieclements4880]

And I angry parents and adults in the area that are somewhat unpredictable.

[@Hugh-Man0006]

Adult seals are much harder to carry and cuddle and tend to smell like fish

[@leruetheday377]

@@Hugh-Man0006 They also, unfortunately, tend to bite

[@jugatsumikka]

19:40 Wait, nobody until then understood that, while he is the town's handyman, he is also the town's gravedigger

[@EnchantedMantis]

Also tires aren't organs, they're more like clothing in that universe

[@paranormeow]

@@EnchantedMantislol yeah I always saw it more as like. instead of corpses I saw it as one of those fast fashion landfills

[@Otterino]

The scene at 2:14 is from "Date Movie", widely considered to be Seltzer & Friedberg's best work.

[@DarkKnife1100]

They are true masters of their craft

[@clauro6153]

the bar is is not exactly high

[@Onsvaltti]

I used to love "Meet the spartans" for some reason 😂

[@krbthewitch]

Which is like saying Doc is the tallest of the seven dwarves.

[@T4N7]

The spray bottle her dad has in that movie kills me every time, so gross but so funny

[@chaoticcupoftea2462]

Disabled people are great!! Dude as a disabled person myself i love disabled comedians like that lady, I'm so happy every time

[@arielruby13]

Yes!

[@magmatic0v3rl0rd2]

21:41 The funniest part is that they actually sound like that. It's really obnoxious at the public courts though.

[@StarSong936]

@22:53 I once talked about the monster under my bed. I said I used to jump into my bed because the monster under the bed would reach out to grab my ankles with her little hairy mitts. When I looked under my bed, I could see her green lantern eyes staring back at me. It was our family cat.

[@booletric]

CLICK I GOT MY AUTISM DIAGNOSIS!

[@Fawkesbelladonna]

Congrats

[@ib_enjoyer11037]

CONGRATS ON THE TISM

[@cocolewis42]

AYYYYYYYYY

[@KurapikaKurta23]

I may be getting a diagnosis soon (:

[@Ecofriendlyant]

Thats amazing!!

[@iAstra]

The bit with the drowned kittens reminds me of a trip I was sent on with the other kids in my grade where we one day found a drowned kitten by the edge of the water and we burried it and when we came back the next day, there was another one. So sad and such a terrible thing to do

[@RedFoxSkull]

Bruhhhh that’s so sad 😢

[@dannycomellas]

22:02 that's Frances Tiafoe. That's not even his first sex-related on court moment that's gone viral. A few years ago, he was playing a match and some sounds were audible in the background, to which Tiafoe shouted, "It can't be that good!"

[@huntingorgon44]

3:18 actually there was an adult toys shop near where I used to live called “Adam & Eve” and I remember people being BEYOND pissed about it 😂

[@Bigbenisntaclock]

I'm learning swedish on Duolingo, and the number of threatening messages is out of hand. "Your swedish skills are MOLDY" etc 😂

[@aspergianstoryteller6204]

I'm learning Japanese and it's pretty polite.

[@cheetahcreep]

omg Russian is like that too lol I've been told multiple times I have one day one day to what?! what happens at the end of the one day?!!? 😂🎉

[@BlackRaven000]

I got a "My husband doesn't eat children" In Norweigan.

[@StarSong936]

When it comes to racism, I was on a live stream a while ago, and some kid thought a racist joke was "cool" He didn't get banned from the stream, but the person doing the stream and I both told him that the joke was in poor taste, and he should not be repeating jokes like that. In another case, a person got permabanned because he was porn bombing the chat. We get children on there, from like 10 years old. Not everyone is a child. I'm 62. There were several of us that had to explain to the host that it was a porn bomb.

[@lavenderandwine]

I used to mod for a twitch streamer (she's on hiatus doing what she's gotta) and we've had similar shit. We had a watch list as a shared google doc for all the mods and her. Miss her streams. Despite the occasional troll or whatever, it was a lot of fun. I like our little community.

[@oliverer3]

​@@lavenderandwineSmall tight knit twitch communities are the best! I used to watch/listen to a streamer religiously that songs and played with cats when she had a quite small community and it was the most wholesome place on Earth. Sadly due to timezones and different work I almost never have the chance to hangout there anymore but at least I technically could!

[@lavenderandwine]

@@oliverer3 Oh I absolutely get that. I've been working overnights for eight months and haven't been able to catch a single stream of any streamer I used to frequent. It sucks. Still sem-active in one of the discords though. That one just got partner and I'm so proud of him.

[@Sior-person]

6:27 “flappy bird esc game” 😭😭

[@sebas31415]

Fr 😅

[@haveawonderfulday661]

actual name of the game: Geometry Dash

[@sebas31415]

@@haveawonderfulday661 love that asexual flag of yours!

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

That's definitely a femboy 90% of the gd playerbase are femboys. Just trust me bro

[@Sirkittenthe3rd]

​@@haveawonderfulday661 wow I had no idea

[@phoenixyfriend]

Oh, the implications of that filter at 10:18 is just.... oof. I can't even tell if Click caught that it was about dom*stic ab*se, but yeah, those filters were referencing the makeup women in bad marriages use to hide bruises and the like. Only two of the four seemed to be 'injured' (I'm not sure if they were full glam using a filter for the bruising, or bruised and using a filter for the glam, or if the filter did both for them), but uh... yeah. Yeah, that's an injury thing.

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Oh wow

[@TaylorTheCreativeOkOkOkLaLaLa]

I thought that it was just trying to make them look “old” 😦😦😦

[@misfits9294]

Actually on the "how do I communicate with blind people" one; I took American Sign Language in high school. Yes this is related, bear with me: I shit you not, our teacher, first day, said "No, we will not be learning braille. Deaf people do not read braille. Blind people do." Without prompting if I remember correctly, which means this question is so common, it's a disclaimer on one of the first days of class.

[@mandateaandme]

Hot tip for other streamers: use soft pink lighting.If you want some color correction without filters or cosmetics, use a small clip-on ring light, set to warm-pink, and reflect it off a nearby surface for a diffused glow. It gives the same soft warmth as a sunrise. I'm super pale and have very thin skin due to cEDS. The pink lighting makes me look alive and conceals thr more vascular part of my face, even without makeup.

[@_aditi._xoxo]

3:57 just gave 'Tip of the iceburg' a new meaning.

[@bakudans4851]

Click needs a t-shirt with this: "My last words will be, I'm gonna pet it."

[@skysorrow9041]

We ALL need that shirt! 😹

[@wartgin]

​@@skysorrow9041 Even Beau of the Fifth Column said that might be what causes his demise when discussing the story where tourists tried petting the fluffy cows (bison) in the national park.

[@RothAnim]

31:14 RIP The Click: he will be mist.

[@Parthgamer123]

😂😂

[@junkabella6324]

😂😂😂

[@alistercollgn9613]

26:15 Well, given the name of the truck, no wonder it ''got all the way in there''

[@almont442]

I'm gonna open up an adult novelty store called "Oh, God!" and fill it with stuff like that. 😂

[@smaragdwolf1]

take a Font that lets it look like a moan or scream ;D "oh, God ahhh~" the free advertisement from the local media and the internet would be gold XD

[@Silly_35]

7:53 I WASN’T EXPECTING TO SEE THIS 😭 I love her tutorials ngl

[@Parthgamer123]

Omg i remember seeing that 💀 I saw a few more after that don't ask why

[@kay-jay1581]

20:44 oh I forgot about that episode and those poor kittens it’s so dark 😅

[@Euromans_left_braincell]

22:43 is Fenrir :D

[@succikae]

To the defence of the dog humping a pillow after owner leaves - dogs do that often out of stress. Both males and females, both intact and neutered. They are wired so that this is calming and soothing for them.

[@catincake3467]

8:00 as an artist, some of these tips actually help 💀

[@Stellarseacowz]

I watch her videos she's so funny 💀

[@a.verified.youtube]

Who is it? ​@@Stellarseacowz

[@KiboSanti]

Similar energy to the "glue" digital brush, in a much older video. 😂

[@Stellarseacowz]

@@a.verified.youtube Her name is BubooSenchan

[@victorfunnyman]

daaamn

[@koko_24bun]

8:08 artist in the chat here, thats a totally normal studying technique

[@loganfrench7582]

This man is the embodiment of chaotic neutral, and chaotic good combined.

[@A59ri]

28:55 kangaroos are SCARY man, the vid of the dog in a headlock and a guy bashing the kangaroo is crazy since if he didn’t attack the kangaroo back it would’ve snapped the dogs neck.

[@hyperlinkblocked9225]

the reason the old man was talking about switzerland because it is one of the only countries in europe that euthanasia on humans is legal

[@Aras14]

23:53 one thing it could stand for is Caravan Palace, a great band

[@Gatorboy5678]

It stands for Cedar Park. Click reacted to it before and the poster said “I live in Cedar Park, and I can’t understand why people can’t see the double meaning.” Or something similar.

[@littleender3843]

9:46 the perfect addition

[@FrenzyFranzl]

Agweed (Agreed in a horrible spelling)

[@graysongroeninger1285]

The fact he ran into the wall😂😂

[@AnalogMachine]

7:14 you dont really wanna have something vibrating on your fingers like that for extended periods of time while playing a game like that, you'll potentially lose reactivity in your hand for a while. Was an issue for a while when dualshock was new in playstation controllers, devs of some games thought it was cool to turn the controller into a mini back massager.

[@arielruby13]

But what if someone puts the vibrator directly over the mouse and hold it as far away as possible? Would it work?

[@AnalogMachine]

@@arielruby13 I don't know, try it yourself (carefully, some mice are fragile) and report back? I lack the equipment for this experiment. Your theory is very sound, though.

[@Linwhiteheart]

@@arielruby13 do we have the results from this experiment?

[@DustD.Reaper]

There are 3 things that will unconditionally unite guys all over the world without fail - doing something out on the sea (anyone else feeling nostalgic about their sudden sea shanty phase during the pandemic?) - a big random hole - a simple motorized vehicle having been modified into a fast drift car or killdozer

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Yea I think you're right

[@mekinlin]

A law was just signed into law in Michigan making necrophilia illegal. That brings up two big questions. Wasn't it already illegal? And WTF happened to make it have to officially be made illegal? I don't think I want to know.

[@SarahAbramova]

22:37 don't blame the animal for their eyes shining. They can't help but look menacing.

[@BeyondTheZenith]

Those are the eyes of someone that tells you to throw the stick in a menacing voice And I'm all here for it, lookitthislilpuppyyyy~

[@StarSong936]

@28:49 There is one Australian person I consider a friend what we (his viewers) sometimes tease about the Emu War. He pretends to be outraged about it, and we all get a good laugh. If I were to ever visit Australia though, I would want him with me so I know what's dangerous and what is safe. Someone else I know had an emu as a pet.

[@tealkerberus748]

Emus are pretty benign - they won the emu war by being really good at dodging, running away, and coming back later to eat all that tasty grain the farmers had planted all over their grassland. Cassowaries are the scary ones. Just stay out of their territory in the first place.

[@Cathowl]

I lived next to some people for a few years who had a couple emus in their yard (it was rural) and they gave my family one of the eggs once. Wish I still had it.

[@koko_24bun]

12:11 OH MY GOD "brut" in german means breeding.. oh well yeah this makes sense

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

"brüten" means breeding "brut" is the noun

[@koko_24bun]

@@KaliqueClawthorne i was reffering to breeding as the noun (not really gerund either, mightve made something up in the precess) becuase breed in english usually refers to animal race. the problem here is that the terminoligy doesnt literally (old definition) translate.

[@restrictedmilk]

So to a German speaker, all of the brut sparkling wines in France are labeled in an entertaining way? 😆

[@koko_24bun]

@@restrictedmilk probably yes, ive never seen them though so i dont know how id feel

[@matthewshiers9038]

11:50 *Girl in ad:* _"What did you DO?!"_ *The guy:* _(What DIDN'T I do?)_

[@Entertainment-qe1vn]

The spider in the video is a Yellow Garden Spider. They like moths, grasshoppers, and cave crickets. They do not like cicadas, cat food, or pizza rolls. Despite being mildly tempered and not poisonous, my 5th grade principle insisted it was inappropriate to bring one to school in a teacup to show off to all my friends.

[@kristinborn8882]

6:50 As a geometry dash player, this vibrator meme is pretty good

[@victorfunnyman]

true... but damn that's not a representative meme fr

[@Spooky_Fern]

25:21 if I were a pilot I would just carry something like that around to prank people

[@Fishwolfcrow]

Same Also they're turning the friggin frogs gay

[@Antje_An]

Same😆

[@Antje_An]

​@@Fishwolfcrow ?

[@BombBusiness]

A bottle of hardcore whiskey'll scare people

[@Fishwolfcrow]

@@Antje_An their profile picture was a frog over a lesbian flag

[@BlazeNStar]

I browse that subreddit a lot, and I just love watching other people react to it. Especially when they forget what subreddit they're seeing for a second or two. It makes the holups more intense

[@Fkigfiig]

7:07 FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DO NOT CALL IT THAT

[@jasmine.lavender]

2:17 The movie is called Date Movie. The girl is Alyson Hannigan and the stunt double is Terry Crews lol It’s a parody movie of a bunch of rom coms.

[@shadowdemon2272]

I read that as "Have Alen a PP tiny? Yes ❤" the first time I saw it and I felt so bad for Alen...

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Very sad

[@andy_panda2000]

The biggest hold up of this video is seeing something drawn on Click's hands and wondering if he has tattoos lol

[@ruthfischer7615]

Looks more like a niece/babysitting.

[@lijuanzhou6971]

@@ruthfischer7615 Who lets a small child have a tattoo gun?

[@ruthfischer7615]

@@lijuanzhou6971 You think that those are actual tattoos? I thought more of those fake tattoos that little children use. They are surprisingly good. That or a child drew on his hand. It does not look like tattoos an adult usually gets - especially since the back of the hand is a place were it very much hurts.

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

Damn I was searching someone talking about it, I couldnt understand what it was

[@lijuanzhou6971]

@@ruthfischer7615 I know, that he probably didn‘t get permanent tattoos from a small child, but I liked the mental image connecting the posts from @andy_panda and you painted in my head, and I thought I‘d share a funny mental picture.

[@lxmonp1e]

20:00 that person actually had like 5 different once in a lifetime experiences and it was all super funny. The other one I remember is their father buying a 10 foot skeleton that just sat in the center of their house cuz it wasn’t halloween

[@pbkathleen]

14:58 THAT'S KING GEORGE he's the owner of the texas renaissance festival (the biggest ren faire in the US) that clip is from a documentary on hbomax about him passing the faire onto someone else and who will end up getting it and it's honestly SO GOOD they tried to make it really dramatic but it's so unserious lmaoo there's a 30 second clip of one guy singing to shrek the musical alone in his car at night and scenes of george going on dates with girls in their 20s from sugar daddy sites and getting mad if their boobs are fake

[@evanlandis990]

9:54 thank you for going with the bit

[@ashesonthewind]

I got an HRT consultation appointment set up for next week!!!! I'm so normal about this!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@crylemite]

🎉

[@HerraHidalgo]

Congrats!

[@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake]

CONGRATS!!!! 🎉🎉🎉

[@LegorocketsAnimation]

Woohoo!!!

[@GretchZ]

No matter what you read or expect, it’s gonna be wild and awesome. Though depending on which type, there’s one “this is bullshit” or other. E: “This cereal is heavy, now?!” T: “I am still hungry?!” Worth it! I went from being able to dead lift 300lbs in an emergency, and having arthritis in every joint (Since I was 20. EDS) and 5’11”, to being able to deadlift 40lbs in an emergency, having bad arthritis in every joint, and 5’9.5” WOOOORTH IT! Boobas, nice skin, prettier (imo) face, better tuchus (I already walked with a swing in my hips, so it was pretty good), smaller feet and hands…

[@ithinkiexist-]

I paused Hozier on spotify to watch this... that's saying something, I never turn off Hozier

[@Rekker1]

Which song?

[@quicksilveryt4000]

​@@Rekker1All if them, I'm guessing

[@User-rb1ps]

He released a new EP, an additional one to Unearth. So I’m guessing that?

[@ithinkiexist-]

@@User-rb1ps all of his releases on shuffle :) i adore nobody's soldier though

[@Itcouldbebunnies]

Have you heard Elise Roth's bardcore version of 'Take Me To Church'? Chills🥲

[@kay-jay1581]

8:34 😂long term relationship on GRINDR?!🤣

[@RuthBhmand]

Well he just got shot🤷🏻‍♀️ maybe he has one day left to live, so longtime lifetime = 15 hours 🤣

[@yelmoralardclaw]

16:20 COUNTERPOINT: death is everywhere and so mundane many people just don't want to look boring and talk about common things.

[@noemiyokosuna6802]

15:45 for context i assume he was referring to the swiss organisation exit which 'helps you dying'. It is only for termanally ill people tho so I don't know if he fits in that category but yea I think he meant that. otherwise it was quite random XD

[@HerraHidalgo]

31:25 body composting is a thing and something I wish was an option in Finland. My wish is to be composted and the compost used to grow hardy rose bushes and fruit trees for my friends.

[@garfieldkater5469]

You can get cremated and have your ashes scattered in a forest

[@CaelumTheWolf]

9:05 Must..resist the urge to laugh…due…to…dark…sense…of humor!

[@justinmabb1997]

THE COMPLETELY OBVIOUS STUNT DOUBLE at 1:53 IS FROM A MOVIE CALLED "DATE MOVIE" AND IT'S HILARIOUS It came out back in 2006

[@Ergosphere2357]

34:30 I guess this is why they're called "crushes"

[@Parthgamer123]

gym crushed

[@firestorm5371]

27:48 These spiders are venomous.

[@LinksKat]

9:59 I have to admit, this got me laughing

[@Hewwo-d8u]

If that woman dated a boy 11 years younger than her in her twenties, the boy was between 9 and 14 years old, which is very disturbing

[@crimsonfox4425]

Even if she's 30 that makes the guy only 19

[@feuerling]

There is about a window of a couple months when she's 29 and he's 18 where she's "in her 20s" and he's technically legal.

[@Hewwo-d8u]

@@feuerling yeah but considering she insisted in the book about checking IDs, which leads me to believe it probably was not legal

[@feuerling]

​@@Hewwo-d8u I choose to believe she made the whole thing up. Helps me maintain whatever illusion of faith in humantiy I still have.

[@snowkr3580]

I googled the author and in another interview she said "In my twenties I dated men who were barely legal" (which is a messed up thing to admit in all honesty). So I guess they were legal.

[@Railarisimmer]

Watching the Click is my weird little reset moment where I can just focus on the video and calm myself down. I don't know when this happened, I don't know how it happened but these videos of this funny swedish dude have (ironically) helped me to not lose my mind. My dog had to be euthanized today, I have been a mess but for this one video I can just follow along and laugh and not think about everything going on which is sometimes what we all need, so thank you Click you have been helping me, and many others, during hard times❤

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

I'm sending you lots & lots & lots of love. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Rina-the-Polyglot]

I’m watching him close to non-stop not to hear my thoughts after my 6-yers relationship broke up

[@akitokutikabanae7010]

@@Rina-the-Polyglot love on you too ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Rina-the-Polyglot]

@@akitokutikabanae7010 the most comforting community I ever met❤️‍🩹

[@Railarisimmer]

​@@akitokutikabanae7010 Sorry didn't see it until now but thank you❤

[@Marndarrr]

Didn’t realize the “taste India” thing was racist, I just thought “oh, because Indians have really spicy food!” 😅

[@junkabella6324]

Sweet summer child! I thought the exact same! 😂 Here is a rose for being a good human being 🌹

[@AhmadFurqanbinFadzil]

7:48 SPECIFICALLY TWO. Not just " bag of marbles. No, "bag of TWO marbles. And yet why sniffing

[@Jaxter]

15:59 I'm guessing it's because here both prostitution and euthanasia are legal? 😅 🇨🇭

[@BlazeNStar]

Now all I'm thinking about is a stoner druid either wildshaping into a spider or summoning a spider as a familiar just to role a pack of joints for later use. I'd totally flavor the spell "False Life" to be weed instead of alcohol if I could steal it from another class's spell list too.

[@thulium_3169]

today I found out that a really good friend of mine also follows and watches the click and I'm SO FUCKING HAPPY OMG, I CAN TALK ABOUT CLICCY WITH SOMEONE EVEN IN MY NEW SCHOOL LIKE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

[@mapazhie]

A teacher I talk to on the regular also watches the click! I once mentioned that I never saw a teacher watch him and she responded with " well we all have likes and interests, we're not just NPC's " 😭

[@thulium_3169]

@@mapazhie OMFG THAT IS INSANE IF I FOUND OUT ANY TEACHER OF MINE WATCHED THE CLICK I'D PROBABLY START CRYING LAUGHING LMAOOOO

[@Parthgamer123]

2:38 this is like those videos where they stop a random person and say the most random joke thats incomprehensible and when the poor victim laughs they are asked to explain the joke 💀

[@CR1MSONACE]

21:20 I'm gonna be honest, I thought the UK said 145.

[@Noah49295]

Me too

[@Plut0TheCrypt1d]

niko pfp!!

[@HopeHard4062]

Hoggwarts pushes that number up quite a bit

[@CR1MSONACE]

@@HopeHard4062 Despite what some may believe, Harry Potter isn't real. If anywhere in the UK had Wizards, it wouldn't be London.

[@Deleted_Eevee]

@@CR1MSONACEblasphemy

[@StarSong936]

Just going off the title. Just because a person is blind does not mean they can't hear. You talk to them just the way you talk to anyone else. On the other hand, I have interacted with deaf people. If you don't know sign language, a notepad and pencil works quite well. Back when I had a tablet, I had some very nice conversations with deaf people. Most are quite grateful that you took the effort to get to know them, and not judge them for their disability.

[@elaexplorer]

The holdup is that blind people can hear you. The person asking the question later realized they were being stupid and told everyone nevermind. It was a funny story.

[@StarSong936]

@@elaexplorer I don't know the entire story. I was relating my own experience.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

But what about blind and deaf people?

[@StarSong936]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV Well there I would have to find someone skilled in that. I have never been in that situation.

[@Cassxowary]

and vice versa and such, I had/have a friend that’s HoH (hard of hearing) and every now and then there’s people who get surprised she can speak… she’s (nearly) deaf NOT mute lol

[@M_M_ODonnell]

Something about being in the hospital that I didn't have to think about until I was there for a week...most of the time it's spectacularly boring. I wouldn't blame someone for browsing a dating app while there; _anything_ to pay attention to other than the (often painful) things you can't do anything about but wait.

[@paulakurzawinska8654]

36:29 I hope she was 29, I hope she was 29. It's still bad, but I hope.

[@PeoplecallmeLucifer]

34:10 r/bossfight wants to know his location!

[@vhs8354]

6:30 Thanks Click for making me feel young for not knowing what Geometry Dash is

[@bevishhh]

15:55 Switzerland is where you can legally have Euthanasia, I don’t think there’s anywhere else that offers it legally. I don’t know about them offering the exact service he wants though haha

[@Panzerless_SG]

The Netherlands do aswell actually. Thats the only other one I am sure about

[@bevishhh]

@Panzerless_SG oh that's cool, thanks for sharing :)

[@Kat-dp4rh]

Countries like the Netherlands, Belgium, Luxembourg, Spain, Portugal have passive euthanasia, active euthanasia and assisted suycyde (misspelled on purpose) all legal (under specific circumstances, of course). Switzerland only have passive euthanasia and assisted suycyde, but not active euthanasia. Out of all those places, I think the Netherlands is the place where it’s the least difficult to get it

[@bigjalapeno7061]

Apparently people are talking about it in America. They call it assisted suicide

[@restrictedmilk]

Canada has it legalized. The doctor can perform it, or you can be given medication to do so yourself. But you have to be terminally and irreversibly ill, and you have to be mentally competent.

[@michaelprep1375]

Nice Jacket, Click! Also, thanks for your videos. Helps me a lot when the military gets tiring. Keep it up, we love your content!

[@exceptionallyriso]

The symbol for that currency looks so cool

[@DarkRose342]

Was having a bad day until I saw that Click had posted a video. The click always makes a bad day better ❤

[@tailfeatherrs5886]

:D its group therapy for all of us

[@takeofoxsama6198]

I hope your day looks up!

[@Raine_R]

Yeah, it is helping my brain recover from the mental breakdown I had yesterday. Thanks Click.

[@rileypaints]

same here, hope you're feeling better, though. remember to drink water and eat enough :3

[@The_doct0r-14]

Me too lol. My train was cancelled 4 times today

[@bigboredthing]

The early episodes of Tom and Jerry are so full of adult references because it wasn't originally for kids. It was played in some cinemas for off-duty soldiers in WW2. It was only when Chuck Jones started writing for it in the 60s that it went more kid-friendly.

[@Addi_pod]

10:34 The face filter reminds me of these ads I used to see for some filter called persona , I think the ads were made by ai since the filter worked okay on people with light skin but it just made people with dark skin, white.

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

"Persona, Persona - Persona, Persona ....."

[@Parthgamer123]

I think I know what you're talking about! those ads barely had any views and idk why I was getting them recommended