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[@Ailurus]

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[@dannyboiproductions8430]

Noooo I have to choose between ooftroop or you

[@lucaslevelups9592]

ITS HERE FINALLY THE ONE WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR, THE MOST ZESTY PILE OF CRAP EVER, ITS IAMAPOS YEEEEE

[@setsers1]

Happy Holidays

[@FPS_NO]

this video really made me lose hope in humanity

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

You missed the kid stealing from the pizza guy's car, bro.

[@silverflight01]

That cat post is infuriating because this person is literally holding OP's cat for ransom. They threatened to the send the cat into the ocean because they asked for 30X the amount OP was willing to give. I hope that person was traced and arrested. And if they weren't, I hope that they never see a day of happiness again.

[@setsers1]

Agreed

[@Arlanenic]

I don't even own pets and I can already feel my adrenaline kick in

[@blametheghost]

I hope satan has a special place in hell for animal abusers like that, with the hell flames being hotter than a supernova and their souls being immortal yet still feeling all the pain and torture they have brought upon themselves while being a mortal piece of trash walking amongst others

[@Cobalt_Spartan]

That was mafia level extortion right there

[@dalekinthewater4708]

In fact I hope they get steamed and pressed against a sanding machine

[@silverflight01]

Imagine hating children so much that one would wish them to be [REDACTED]? Who hurt that person?

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

No amount of hurt can justify that belief like wtf.

[@setsers1]

That was the worst

[@hiroshell7973]

Reminds me of my own mother, A hurtful useless scumbag

[@thatguy6961]

A child I assume

[@ImaginaryCyborg]

At that point I don't care what their motivation is. Anyone threatening to hurt a child will be cruisin' for a bruisin'.

[@123lovelylady]

What I hate more about the pizza delivery guy is that he's probably going to get fired for not delivering the pizza unless the person living there shows the footage. I hope those teens get arrested

[@nonloading]

Obviously they shared the video.

[@123lovelylady]

@@nonloading yeah but how do we know he sent it to the specific dominos to tell them their pizza guy got mugged my some teen with a dark coat

[@nevermore7285]

The only thing to hope there is do to how old he is, they actually have a fair chance of believing that he got mugged. The fact his keys and money stolen also means he probably can’t even go back anyway.

[@kingace6576]

I am a delivery driver for a local pizza hut and I have to say that this really censored me off. This whole video really censored me off but this part. Yeah I hate that that could happen to anyone

[@emilygatske8427]

i work for dominos and i’ve gotten food stolen from me on a run before, if the store has managers who arent total assholes they will call the cops for you and you face no repercussions since it’s not your fault. they’ve taught us what to do if we get robbed and how to set up our cars so that if we do, it’s not worth it for the robber

[@TitusRedwind]

That woman offering "exclusive content" of her 13 year old daughter needs to be locked up immediately. If the public content is suggestive enough to require censorship, I don't even want to imagine the kind of things they keep behind a paywall. And while we're at it, there should be a serious investigation into everyone who paid for that content.

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

every time i see that clip i am genuinely surprised, as if i hadnt already seen it before. i'm never not shocked by how depraved humans can be.

[@ShverMeTimbers]

A kid at my moms school was living in a hotel and being abused by his parents. When he was hit against a bus window his parents did nothing. They shaved his head. And they hit him against a wall and waited until the mark goes away to send him to school. HES IN FIRST GRADE! Every time I see him he hugs me, I wish I can take him away but I’m too young. I’m planning when I’m older to save him, yes the police has been called but they clean up before they come in. Please anyone who sees this pray for him and hope he survives until he’s saved. I’m an atheist but I pray to help him.

[@ShverMeTimbers]

@@angelcaldwell4190 yes infact. He still in the school and his grandma is taking care of him. Go bless that woman and I see him still. He'll go to my mom's room for snacks

[@tekbarrier]

You're an atheist so what do you pray to? This story sounds fake.

[@setsers1]

​@@ShverMeTimbersGood

[@MemeAsylumFan]

​@@ShverMeTimbersis the situation better now?

[@ShverMeTimbers]

@@MemeAsylumFan I'm honestly don't know.

[@squazo7653]

Its kinda dystopic seeing homeless people being treated as less than human like actual pests 😐 Edit : And it only gets worse over time as anti homeless architecture becomes more prominent and aggressive

[@delfinner2212]

It's like how Black people were treated from the 1500s to 1960s

[@waltuh431]

@@delfinner2212 bro what 💀

[@Web720]

Not dystopic, just shitty. People got to stop overusing that word.

[@rogueraccoon1840]

@@delfinner2212 bruh in the 1500s white people used black people for slave labor we ain't doing that shit to homeless people

[@123lovelylady]

@@waltuh431 I'm with you what the heck 💀

[@CrystalC9]

I used to be homeless for 10 years (Age 9 - 19) and I never once encountered a situation where the cops were called over someone like me or others in the same situation eating in the goddamn restaurant. Seems to me like it was just a shitty Popeyes.

[@delfinner2212]

Hol on you were homeless from age 9 to 19? Not devaluing the story or anything but great job on managing to crawl out of that well, most don't

[@iamnepu]

I’d imagine if this blew up like the dunkin donuts employee thing then it’d definitely be a major pr problem, though they could have the excuse of a customer being the one that called the cops and not a worker

[@CrystalC9]

@Obamna soda My dad got custody of me when I was a little kid but because he's massively addicted to drugs and has no desire to work, we were stuck being homeless until I finally found my own way out of this bullshit. My aunt tried to get me away from him with CPS but they didn't do anything.

[@dranox7197]

@@CrystalC9 ah yes yet another case of CPS doing absolutely nothing

[@IJN_Guy]

@@delfinner2212 He could have joined the military. You pretty much get set for life if you turn your habits around in a good way.

[@bluebaron6811]

Growing up, I always wondered why my parents decided to raise me in a small town, monitor my personal habits, and teach me to not talk to strangers. This is why.

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

*monitor

[@bluebaron6811]

@@Eidolon1andOnly thx

[@jacobmaiato3571]

w parents

[@ChipsDaCat]

Your parents did the right thing.

[@missifair9336]

EXACTLY!

[@theaplayz2.032]

Friendly reminder: all children deserve parents, not all parents deserve children

[@AnimeWatcher.]

and yet those same children become the parents ur talking about.

[@ulysses847]

Bad quote

[@theaplayz2.032]

You guys do have good points

[@sothisishowusernameswork.2043]

@@ulysses847 why?

[@ulysses847]

@@sothisishowusernameswork.2043 cause kids can be evil

[@gagelathrop7615]

20:27 the dark truth is just how real this is, imagine the same situation, but the sexes are swapped. There would be OUTRAGE

[@Milk-ck1wv]

if sexes wasn't reversed people would still be pissed just like people are outraged right now? i don't know what your point is?

[@dryfox11]

@@Milk-ck1wv The point is people tend to think men can’t be victims of sexual assault, as was literally shown in the video. Don’t BS with that “wHaT aRe YoU tAlKiNg AbOuT” It’s not that uncommon. As I said, literally shown examples of it IN THE VIDEO.

[@gagelathrop7615]

@@Milk-ck1wv if the sexes were reversed, the guy wouldnt have even had the chance to explain, he would have already been getting dragged out of there in a fuckin bodybag

[@Milk-ck1wv]

@@dryfox11 I know male assault victims aren't taken seriously it's sad yea but people the whole "if it was reversed" thing gets ridiculous after awhile when both sexual assault victims aren't taken seriously

[@theluiginoidperson1097]

@@Milk-ck1wv From how aggressive the metoo movement was and is, the reversal of genders would attract much harsher outrage online.

[@Monokata_]

That person holding a cat ransom has the deepest spot in hell reserved just for them.

[@Contravixity]

I think the degenerates who lit a war memorial on fire probably have a deeper spot in hell, but I still agree

[@YismirGoldFingers]

I agree, the nature of everything about that situation is Hell worthy

[@megamaggotman7025]

I dont believe he actually had the cat, i think it was a money sceme

[@heather_foreather]

"Straight to hell. To the boiler room of hell. All the way down." "Good, good. That makes me happy."

[@devinohanlon5501]

They have a skylight so they can see what they can never get,like a fish in a bowl next to the sea

[@kmac291]

“Excuse me sir, do you know which isle the children are stocked?” “Oh they should just be in aisle…. hang on, did you say ‘chicken’ or ‘children’?”

[@auromaconbre5800]

both

[@thebearking5444]

Lmao

[@sparx0s]

them chili children wings be fire

[@Lampironstudios215]

"you heard me"

[@Flesh_Wizard]

"yeah lemme get a uhhhhhh... 4 year old"

[@theisthecool1105]

I will 100% never forget the cat one. As a cat owner myself, I couldn't *imagine* that happening to me. I genuinely hope the person who held that cat for ransom suffers through gangrene on all of their appendages, and have to get them all amputated so they can suffer trying to do simple tasks, and never receive any help. I wish the person who had the cat as a pet can find who this person was, and dish out proper justice.

[@ttskyhammer9169]

Slow death is normal

[@frankuxa2157]

Slow death by sea on purpose in a box is not normal

[@ttskyhammer9169]

@@frankuxa2157 I mean to that "person"

[@SpellboundSpectre]

@@ttskyhammer9169 good.

[@RustTillDusk]

Animals are for abuse and food

[@atomicpenguin074]

"Go back to africa" "Not at all" Dude took that completely calmly, no outrage from him, no suprise no nothing, man is pure tranquility

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

The cat part made me upset but I got some good news. Cases like that are solved so quickly by everyone. One case in my local town had found the guy out and guess what? His mother wanted him to get the max sentence and basically cut every single tie with him. Her words: “He should face the consequences. Idgaf about what they gonna do to him. He hurt an animal.”

[@ZOMBiFOX13]

Good... good that makes me happy.

[@MollyMargolisBillCipherIsBae]

You know 4 Chan? The site where people do fuck shit for no reason and yet have the talent of actual government agencies? They have a longstanding tradition of loving animals, starting from when they established Caturday (a day when people posted only wholesome cat memes) when the internet was first becoming popular. They have tracked down multiple animal abusers. One of the abusers they tracked down had a documentary made on their capture called, “don’t fuck with cats”. I don’t know if 4Chan was mentioned (I doubt it) but they contributed a lot to the search. I recommend looking up some of the stories of abusers they’ve tracked down and held accountable. It never fails to bring a smile to my face.

[@PumpkinJarl]

Who waits 9 months to give birth to a child just to name them Steez 💀

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Older sibling is named Bofa

[@roboturtle1429]

cousin is named candice

[@bluebaron6811]

Steez nůtź.

[@bluebaron6811]

Speaking of which, I know a kid named *Precious.* Yes, not a pet. A *kid.*

[@Kakmanmartinez666]

@@bluebaron6811 I went to school with a girl named "Immunique" but she went by Nikki. Also another girl named Sunflower

[@carcrash3558]

22:04 When I was a young boy (around 4-6) I got molested by a woman at a public area in a restroom. When my father was 12 he got molested by his gym teacher. How can people justify such horrible things happening to such young innocent boys, they are doing nothing wrong. Most of the time if they do, they are children. This stuff really hurts to look at, SA can happen to anyone. This tweet literally made me gag in disgust.

[@kalebfinn8446]

I'm so so sorry at what you and your dad went through. I hope you can afford therapy for it

[@Abandoned_Account88]

Double standards

[@sakod1az]

Jeez...

[@hand-heldmisfortune]

It happens so much more often than you think. I only know so many men who didnt have to go through it.

[@spacecoremystic]

I apologize for what has happened to you, that must have been clearly traumatizing for you and your father, and I feel upset that SA can happen to anyone, especially children of any gender. I really hope everything goes well for you and your father as time goes.

[@HopeIsntDead]

This one really struck a chord with me. Hope the majority of these people go homeless, walk around in a cold city and have ice cold water dumped on them while they're asleep on the street

[@cat_with.a._shirt9503]

for a sec I thought u were sayin you hoped the majority of homeless ppl had that happen to them ! Bro I was abt to type a whole essay

[@SK1N_WALK3R]

And lets hope all of the homeless execpt for these garbge people get a warm nice home or apartment, Gordon ramsy prepared food and loving relationships and nice jobs.

[@widiwoqm1544]

@@SK1N_WALK3R and for the garbage people bad coffee or food

[@SK1N_WALK3R]

@@widiwoqm1544 they don't deserve anything that amounts to coffee or food, Regardless of quality.

[@widiwoqm1544]

@@SK1N_WALK3R facts

[@icarus5478]

14:19 god job to the dude for keeping calm and just saying “Not At All”

[@ExtrnalSorce2]

Restored a bit of my faith in humanity that virtually everyone in the crowd was yelling for the racist pos to get out.

[@HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD]

He should have went back

[@foxfirefive]

21:54 bro just wanted his omelete omfg not to be fuckin assulted. She probably did that to him because she feels like shes supierior because shes taller than him. smh...

[@deadlockraven1849]

I'll never forget that cat story for the rest of my goddamn life.

[@mimisargent766]

If someone did that to my cat, they'll never see the light of day ever again...

[@MrMoistIITheRevengeOfTheMoist]

That was so horrible if someone did that to my cat I’ll have to pull off a John Wick.

[@blametheghost]

@@mimisargent766 if someone did that to my cats, they would be lucky to even have a trace of them left on this small blue water ridden marble we call earth

[@zerophantomyt433]

I'm a pet owner (4 dogs 3 cats 2 snakes) and that story made me the most angry I've been in over a year. I hope that fuck is doxxed and harassed for the rest of their life. And if not, well hell is waiting for them. I wonder which circle they'll end up in.

[@argreath]

I would commit unspeakable horrors on someone who did that to my cats. It wouldn’t be nice and quick either.

[@jayprather3838]

Unfortunately, some people who have kids bitterly regret it afterwards, but it ain't the kids fault. It's still your responsibility as the parent to make sure that kid has a loving and safe home, even if it's not with you

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

yeah sometimes children mostly toddlers can be a bit agitating because they think the most random things on the fly and make issues out of it. I know this because of my little brother so I should think up ways to trick him to make it easier for me.

[@staringcorgi6475]

Why don’t they do abortion if they hate kids why don’t they do research the logistics before having kids.

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

@@staringcorgi6475 its illegal in some places because some half baked individuals decided to push their religion on others. Still doesnt excuse them to hate their child that much, you're just stuck with them until they turn 18 but the older they get the less of a hassle they are.

[@kalah5302]

I honestly hope she was going through postpartum nd those were not her genuine feelings.. but I mean you can hardly excuse that even if it was postpartum :/ it's honestly Just sad

[@iconica9516]

its kinda like a situation with my mom she had my older brother complained that it was stressful and then she had me complained that it was stressful and then she had a third one and is STILL complaining that it is stressful if i follow this pattern correctly i dont want a fourth 😨

[@mook_butt8037]

5:29 That’s why you *never* drive home when someone is following you. Ever. Go to the closest police station, or even just drive around in circles. Going to a very brightly lit very public place can be an option, or even a fire station. Just do not *ever* drive home, it could be a deadly mistake.

[@silverbutterfly1739]

This is why I carry a gun.

[@Axispa.]

man,imma just pull out a gun and ask them to go "kindly" get off my lawn because they are on my property and the "stand my ground" law is now in effect.

[@unknownman993]

AND this is why when some raging retard gets out of their car, you use yours as a weapon.

[@unknownman993]

@re syntax say what you want about American gun culture, but some jackass threatens and harassed my wife and kids, the AR-15s already been emptied into his dumbass

[@unknownman993]

@@resyntax ah, but he would have to get it before I get mine first

[@BremeD]

19:56, they leave without a scratch because their body is all calm due to the alcohol, their body is just not tensed up

[@depressiongaming3741]

Weird that our natural response to an accident is to tense up if that’s what ends up killing the person

[@Moldereyes1999]

@@depressiongaming3741It’s leftover from the days of old, when we’d deal with dangerous predators. Does not mix well with the modern era, when a car is rushing up to meet you.

[@hedgehogpower194]

Yea he didn't mean it like that He meant legally cuz the soldier is only in house arrest, not straight up jail

[@thatoneperson734]

19:58 most of the drunk drivers survive because their muscles are more relaxed due to the alchohol.

[@zarkeryy]

the one on the dwarf getting sexually assaulted irritated me the most, how can one have such little braincells and each braincell is taking the day off, wtf man

[@TygerHillis]

And they’re acting like it’s a joke while they’re clearly uncomfortable

[@seejay9778]

I remember a drunk driving incident who killed several people with a car. The driver is a teenager, a celebrity's kid, and the victims family somehow 'forgiven' him and nothing happen. They live happily ever after.

[@jebbsredemption]

That screams "bribe"

[@RC-vk1oo]

The "affluenza" teen ...

[@domenthebeast8885]

These videos make me fearful of so many people, I don’t ever want to think that I may randomly get robbed, stolen from, slandered, or killed just because someone is a failed abortion.

[@SpellboundSpectre]

Remember that at least you are in the right

[@foxmask8032]

That's why I make sure to hate the human race on a planetary level, so that the second someone decides to be a danger to me for no reason I have no problem getting them off the census.

[@ramp0649]

Sole reason i only leave if neccesary because i know there are dodgy areas near me where that could easily happen same with certain train station

[@TacPhoenix]

Get a gun if that is possible. Don't care if you don't like it. Your life is far too valuable to not protect with the most effective tools available.

[@crispest_npc]

These videos make me scared too, but you gotta remember that not everyone is as scummy and degenerate as these people. Its a big world out there and unfortunately the worst of it gets amplified in the media. I recommend this one game, "We Become What We Behold," its only like 5 minutes long and its free (just google the name). I play it now n then because its a nice reminder :)

[@squidnugget__8934]

22:39 the simple fix is putting a banana in the exhaust

[@GuywithabadenglishOfficcial]

Or throw a flashbang on him

[@125friends8]

​@@GuywithabadenglishOfficcialbomb*

[@Lyliarc]

Arson is justified when its a POS daddy's money asshole. (Don't actually commit arson.)

[@theredactediq-2467]

"Noah... get....The....BOAT" "Why?" "JUST DO IT!" "Please, Jesus, calm down!" "THIS IS IMPORTANT NOAH, WHEN IT COMES TO THIS, DONT ARGUE, GET... THE.... BOAT!"

[@keoniflow2019]

7:18 this is genuinely the most fucked up example of shrödinger’s cat. Either the cat was never in the box and the guy was just a pathetic scammer preying on someone vulnerable, or it was and he was a sick, entitled psychopath who thought that $200, which is much more than he deserves, is beneath him. Either way, OP will probably wrestle with the knowledge that they might have gotten their cat killed, and that they might never see it again. I hope that scammer gets what is coming to him, tenfold

[@kingofichigo]

I'd be devastated if something like that happened to one of my pets. Hopefully that jackass didn't actually have the cat and the owner gets their kitty back

[@SpellboundSpectre]

@@kingofichigo your pets have abuser insurance! I will personally do something to said abuser if that ever happens

[@newfie7559]

Is it wrong that even if the guy never had the cat in the first place, i want to saw his limbs off with a dull buzzsaw?

[@kingofichigo]

@@newfie7559 No, because he's still a monster for even making the owner think their cat was in danger

[@kingofichigo]

@spectre4772 thanks!

[@Devout214]

There is actually a reason why most drunk drivers survive the accidents they cause. It’s because their body is relaxed when they’re intoxicated, and because of this their bodies are much more flexible and harder to break.

[@SpellboundSpectre]

Stolen comment

[@kylermeacham4875]

@@SpellboundSpectre how do you steal a fact about drunk drivers surviving car accidents?

[@Devout214]

@@SpellboundSpectre I got it off of google

[@foxmask8032]

I think it also works if you pass out from anything other than a stroke or epilepsy.

[@aspockworkorange]

@@SpellboundSpectre are you really this dumb?

[@theyneverlearn3679]

I feel like it's important to watch these videos to remind me that there is a level I must never sink to, no matter what happens.

[@anonymousadam8950]

I can relate. Feels good knowing that you’re not as bad as you think when your down

[@MayHugger]

I agree. Like I hate most animals, some more than others, but at least I’m not sadistic like the monster in the cat part. Even if I can’t stand an animal, I know they’re a living being and they’re important to someone.

[@TygerHillis]

Whenever I think I’m a bad person, I watch these, and remember that at least I’m not THIS bad.

[@TygerHillis]

@@MayHugger It’s okay to dislike animals. Everyone has an opinion. But abuse is unacceptable.

[@Cosmefulanito2812]

Ah yes, my monthly dose of uncontrollably raging at a lot of things I have no power on.

[@keysystem]

22:00 this hurt. (context: i was groomed at 10 years old by a youth pastor). i spent two years shying away from the trauma, from the church, from my own sexuality, and from my friends and family. it fractured my identity, but worse, my mind. it was the driving factor in the development of my DID. i lost everything for two whole years. it took another 2 to even begin to recover to the point where i am now, and going into high school i still can't trust any religious figures, and my perspective of who i used to view as kind old men has been skewed. anyone who believes that deserves a fate worse than death.

[@lol......................]

I feel bad for you my friend. I hope you are doing ok

[@HARAMBEAKAGEORGEFLOYD]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@the.real.mothman.]

I hope youre doing ok bro

[@ElucidTheGreat]

Oh lord another person that spontaneously got DID now that it's an IT thing, bet you have a tiktok where you talk all about it.

[@keysystem]

@@ElucidTheGreat i was diagnosed twice, once three years ago and again two years ago. but yeah, i totally only have this debilitating condition because it’s a tiktok trend.

[@Pidgeyato]

18:00 as a daycare teacher who works with kids anywhere from 2 months to 4 yrs old (mostly 1 yr olds) I feel physically ill. I just wanna scoop up the poor baby and give them the sorta love that I know they're not getting at home. A couple of my kiddos are clearly neglected at their homes and even tho I'm broke I'd still adopt in a heartbeat. Who can treat such innocent little ones like that?

[@Colourization]

i went to wales a few months ago and saw a tolder at a beach climbing on the dangerous sharp rocks where the parents couldn't see and they couldn't give any more of a crap. i was so close to going down there and giving them a piece of my mind

[@Pidgeyato]

@@Colourization i would have actually committed a crime, on god. Like nah fuck you guys this is my baby now. Woulda grabbed their baby and called the cops

[@jebbsredemption]

@@Colourization the entire british isles just radiates an aura of melancholy

[@YourFavoriteVampireSuccubus]

This has been one of the more depressing ones I've seen in a bit. The cat story...the old domino's delivery guy. I hope the victims are okay

[@flamedramon68]

Fun fact: most people who treat homeless people terribly usually go homeless themselves :)

[@delfinner2212]

And then they get treated terribly and the cycle continues

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

If only that were true.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

unfortunately not, they're usually rich

[@charlieflight6124]

But with your help, we can stop that from happening.

[@AleTitan]

That's not true though? What

[@alvaroserranocascado1379]

I'll be fair, I see a dude with dwarfism getting touched by some random woman I am literally using all my strength to drop her to the ground and then either making sure that dude gets back home safely or just pay for anything he wants

[@shockwave_edits9568]

I actually have good news about the pizza delivery guy! Someone new the area and called every dominos asking for a delivery man who was recently mugged and he found him and his name. There is currently a GoFundMe for him, but I forgot his name.

[@gabrielelrandom6493]

Honestly, them kids who stole that pizza probably got away with it and it will keep them going

[@karinaramos6510]

To be honest, if that were one of MY children, I'd not only give their sorry asses the hand of God, but also make them go straight back to the poor old man and the family they stole, make them apologize to both of them, make them pay for the order they took in full PLUS pay for any damages they caused and give the pizza delivery man at least a $250 tip, and make them clean the man's car plus anything else they and the person they stole might want as proper redemption. God, fuck those little shits.

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

I remember a case where some lads stole a pizza from a guy and were later caught by the school security guard cuz they kept on stealing.

[@MinionEnji]

Eh, sometimes you can catch kids because police can be brutal with how far they go. They saw the general way they ran off, they'll know where to start from and scope outwards (the Ring owner's house), they have a model for height because the kid was right next to the old man + they can give or take some for the porch, they have clothing they can search for by giving a full description (imagine your mom hearing your exact wardrobe she just bought you for winter all over the news for robbery ugh), if the driver can give any information on features then it'll help (since he was so close and could probably see at least half the kids face), they have a voice and inflection they can listen for, and I can't remember but if they took his phone/card then those can be tracked in different ways if they try and use it (pinging the phone from a cell tower/tracking card locations through the bank). The cops HAVE something they could use, but it's a matter of IF they will use it.

[@starsfan1491]

All children deserve good parents poor,rich,old,young. Infants need care not to be left alone

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Good, fuck the possessions of multi-million dollar corporations.

[@ebp5705]

Yet again, I’m here, early and eagerly waiting for a red panda to roast the shit out of some incredibly questionable people. I wouldn’t have it any other way

[@mr.thomas6348]

You, too, eh?

[@ebp5705]

@@mr.thomas6348yup

[@RussianRobTop]

You sound like you watch KZbin shorts

[@ebp5705]

@@RussianRobTopGee, it’s almost like that’s why they made KZbin Shorts. You know, to watch.

[@cougar9610]

For the man threatening to drown the cat over money, the answer is simple. Just report the phone number to the police, they can contact cell service companies and find out the identity of the person, ping their phone, and find where they are (so i was told). Make sure to screenshot evidence. If the cat is not in their possession (presumed dead), they're arrested for Animal abuse and some other related things. They can also be arrested for attempting to scam you and threaten you if they don't even have the cat or the cat isn't dead!

[@TygerHillis]

They said they didn’t feed it for days, so that could be animal abuse

[@BongusTheGreat]

You know it's bad when the music stops

[@delfinner2212]

You know its worse when Ailurus is flabbergasted

[@TygerHillis]

22:03

[@apersondoingthings5689]

That poor man that just went to do his job by delivering pizza and got so much stolen needs someone to help him out. That situation makes me lose faith in humanity

[@CJleto46]

The video of the dwarf being harassed is really disturbing to me, like how can you just sexually harass somebody. Some people have no morals.

[@delfinner2212]

Simple really Society has it drilled into it's pathetic skull that men cannot be raped or sexually assaulted whatsoever making it so that when men do speak out, when they cry out to people to help them in the time they need it most Society turns their back on them more often than not the victim is harassed, doxxed, bullied and even assaulted more Being a White Christian Male sucks just as much as it does being a Black Muslim Male if not slightly less

[@nevermore7285]

Double standards that need die.

[@parafaust6201]

Welcome to humanity

[@HolyGoddessMotherAnne]

Some people unfortunately see dwarves as this sub species which depresses me a little but then again, I want a dwarf servant so I am a hypocrite a bit here, I feel sorry for dwarves tho with how much they suffer and what crap they go through compared to us normal big/average sized folk.

[@nevermore7285]

@@HolyGoddessMotherAnne Wouldn’t see that as being any different from wanting a sexy secretary or maid. There’s just some roles you think it would be cool to have a specific person fill.

[@ImpossibleEvan]

14:10 the tenant was a man, the landlord was a woman

[@alex7sf]

so? it's still bad

[@ImpossibleEvan]

@@alex7sf yes

[@alex7sf]

@@ImpossibleEvan sorry if I was rude i didn't purposely do it

[@ImpossibleEvan]

@@alex7sf it's all good, I was pointing out that just because someone did something bad that the author of the video assumed it was male so I pointed it out and I am agreeing with you, you don't sound rude.

[@josh1ua2]

0:26 these people can legally go to jail for this stuff

[@purple6705]

yep

[@danninmatthews5640]

Mary Shelly: *Sweats intensintly* Her mother: You violated my grave!!

[@sonicalex2536]

What did he mean by this?

[@danninmatthews5640]

@@sonicalex2536 Mary Shelly lost her viginty on her mother's grave.

[@eeveefan132]

@@danninmatthews5640 Wait, hol up

[@nickpapadopoulos9978]

@@eeveefan132 yes, that happened, some info on Mary Shelly: She is the og writer of the book "Frankenstein"

[@eeveefan132]

@@nickpapadopoulos9978 I know who Mary Shelly is. I just didn’t know that she did…that.

[@D_B_N_Bass]

Pure respect for ordering an omelette at 1 am

[@idiamondz1487]

That road rage guy gotta learn the onions defensive driving techniques

[@LoraLoibu]

the-the _what-_

[@ori2377]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rKaun4Vuh9urfrs This is the video it came from. The Onion makes lots of videos like this and they're all pretty fun.

[@shaqtus3365]

That guy would have had a weapon pulled on him so fast if he lived in certain states and im sad it didn't happen because it might have taught him a lesson not to mess with people for stupid reasons.

[@jebbsredemption]

@@shaqtus3365 Threatening to beat some kid and their mother up because you got cut off, following them home and essentially threatening to do horrible things to them is somehow a thing that happens. Sucky world we live in.

[@patricksmith5282]

@@jebbsredemptionhe’s a weak little pu__y boy picking on women.

[@adamthechao9519]

9:27 Based Grandma

[@corporatecapitalism]

Grandma sicko mode

[@B4TM4N_H8s_U]

Don’t mess with a grandma when they’re in sicko mode because either you leave peacefully or you don’t leave at all

[@huemungous7919]

I can imagine doing this many videos on horrible topics can take a toll on anyone. I hope your taking care of yourself and wish you a wonderful holiday this year. You are appreciated and loved, Panda man :)

[@v4n3ssa]

i feel so bad for the old pizza guy. seeing him walk away so depressed broke my heart

[@roastwich6473]

Even though I own no pets the cat one made me furious. It’s awful to imagine somebody could so confidently do something like that with no regret.

[@Abandoned_Account88]

Yeah there’s a special place in hell for animal abusers

[@snugsoxgd9323]

4:35 as someone that does graffiti there is a silent rule that you DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES paint on cemeteries, houses or memorials.

[@ashton5380]

Or nature!

[@snugsoxgd9323]

@@ashton5380 that kinda just goes with the leave no trace rule of nature tho. Like dont carve your name, or take a dump in the lake.

[@Dreeedger]

@@snugsoxgd9323do a video of tagging drakes shlong

[@kcganimations5112]

17:11 screw it *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL*

[@your.mom.dot.com.]

20:16 bro if someone did that to me and then just stood there acting like they didnt do anything I would punch them right in front of everyone else there. Idc if I get arrested bc anyone who does something like that deserves to get beat

[@chetapace79]

Jesus the video hasn’t even started & the thumbnail is speaking volumes, & I just watched the end of persona 5

[@landboat1]

The thumbnail is... It just is like what the hell. I'm literally speechless.

[@landboat1]

The situation in the thumbnail is unbelievable

[@hereticslayer2757]

I'm just left speechless to that thumbnail

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I can't believe some people try to justify that garbage by claiming that it's a sexuality like being gay or straight. No Eugene, you're going in the woodchipper

[@deadlockraven1849]

@@Shadow360 how?

[@SlimeyGrime]

That first one really pissed me off poor turtles :(

[@brittanymcfall5217]

It pisses me off too. Especially since there are many channels that do this. There is even one channel that reuses the poor turtles and you can tell by all of the cuts and lacerations in their shells

[@sirawesomenessi1796]

Ailurus making Santas naughty list easier to make.

[@Oh_the_humanity]

I was waiting for the road rage guy to get his ass beat lolol

[@Lavendeer201]

I really wish he got decked. People like him need to be knocked flat

[@Oh_the_humanity]

@@Lavendeer201seriously, they're the scum of the earth

[@MsStealYourDadAndMom]

I remember when a little girls specialized wheelchair was stolen in Memphis, the local newscaster Claudia barr looked into the camera so hard and with such old school southern 'im gonna find you and make you pick a switch' energy when she said "give it BACK" I felt it through the screen and got flashbacks.

[@Cobalt_Spartan]

The reason why drunk drivers survive accidents is because of their already drunken state making their body limp allowing them to survive with minimal injury and that fact makes me shake with rage

[@tetraxis3011]

@@theworldisajojoreference8342And this is relevant to the situation why?

[@K3vin_L]

@@_Cheesy-Rat_ what would that solve? That's just a way for you to get your hate out.

[@K3vin_L]

@@_Cheesy-Rat_ nah it's to take your anger out on someone you see as lesser, also I never understood the rules of being drunk, somehow it's your fault if you drink and drive yet if you sleep with a sober person consentually it's somehow not your fault? People excuse and justify anything as long as it benefits them, it's nuts.

[@Woopor]

@@K3vin_Land it would teach them how their irresponsible decisions can ruin everyone else’s lives

[@Woopor]

⁠@@K3vin_Land it’s not a way to take anger on someone he sees lesser, it’s a way to take justice on reckless people who put not only their own, but EVERYONE. ELSE. ON THE WHOLE DAMN ROAD. In danger of death.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

A note to all people who see this: at all times, carry a knife and pepper spray. That way, not only do you have a deadly weapon, you also have an extremely strong and very fast-acting deterrent. Make sure that while carrying them, they are in a place that is not easy to take from you, but are also in a place that you can grab them in a fraction of a second, like a pocket or in your waist-band. Additionally, practice readying both, specifically with the full action of taking it out and readying it, so that in a situation where you need to use them, you can do so extremely quickly and with skill. If you can afford them, take self-defence classes, and make sure to practice getting hit, because I've learned from experience that learning how to act through pain or shock will pay dividends when you need it.

[@warrickmiller7651]

In the UK its a 3 year sentence for carrying a knife for any reason The only defence your allowed is a rape whistle

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Or just buy a gun, you liberal….

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

If you live in a country where the cops are more likely to help you than your attacker (so, nowhere in North America or Europe), a revolver can also be the investment that saves your life.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

@@AlteFore cops are also more likely to shoot you than save you even if they're on-site.

[@RandomInternetStranger]

I agree with you, guns can be incredibly effective tools and can easily make the difference between life and death, but it's always important to consider every option. While a gun's threat only occupies whatever is directly in front of it, in a very long line, and only is a real danger for a fraction of a second, a knife constantly occupies a level of threat across any space it occupies. This danger can be dispatched with a single motion of the arm, and while it isn't nearly as potent as a gun, and doesn't have any more capability for range than your throwing distance, it still presents enough of a threat to be considered a deadly weapon and deterrent to any creature. Knives are also easy to hide and can remain hidden even when in your hand, whereas a gun is usually required by law to be visually present without the proper permit and is almost guaranteed to be seen once it occupies a level of threat. It makes a gun a much more potent deterrent, but doesn't have nearly as much utility or capability to be hidden. It's also to be mentioned that guns are guaranteed to be loud under nearly any circumstance where they occupy their full potential for threat, whereas a knife is almost always quiet even at its full potential; In fact, more noise usually comes from the person wielding it.

[@Arcjaw]

The only things stopping me from punching a lot of these people are the ocean and travel costs

[@newfie7559]

Yeah, and the law prevents me from sawing off their hands. Only the really bad ones of course, like the cat kidnapper.

[@foxmask8032]

@@newfie7559 Fam, if I'm ever arrested for beating one of these rejects so bad that their phones don't recognize them, you bet I'll be smiling on that mugshot.

[@MayHugger]

@@newfie7559 An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind. Don’t stoop to their level.

[@newfie7559]

@@MayHugger but whatifi take three eyes

[@MayHugger]

@@newfie7559 😮

[@MartialGlobe]

The cat ransom part was extremly infuriating, hopefully they were able to trace the bank adress and hopefully there was viligante justice enforced

[@monikakaronska7051]

I am guessing that he was just lying. The "catnapper" probably just lied for the money

[@MartialGlobe]

@@monikakaronska7051 in a perfect world this might be the case, let's hope it is

[@weirdowaterfall4519]

Never have I ever wanted to pressure wash so many people in the face for a week straight and I’m not even done the video.

[@JackTheBlindOrganistAndCrepey]

Recently I had a incident where I found a person passed out on the floor in the train station. My area is prone to drug addicts and homeless individuals. There was a security officer who trying to call out to the unconscious man for awhile, to the point where a woman suggested him to call the ambulance. To which the same security officer said, "We can't call the ambulance on everybody." Thankfully the woman called the ambulance for the man anyways. The guy could have ODed or was actually suffering from a stroke. Or better yet, we don't even know if he was actually homeless or addicted to drugs. He's a complete stranger. Common decency and courtesy is dying.

[@JackTheBlindOrganistAndCrepey]

@SwordieSlice This happened in the US. Our medical bills are very high. But if you're brought by an ambulance and into a county government owned hospital, they cannot refuse service on anybody. You can still receive help, but you will be billed. In the case of the poor and homeless with no insurance, the hospital will still attempt to bill them as any other patron or they will offset the debt by charging others.

[@delfinner2212]

People would rather die than be billed because if you have a stroke or anything prepare for a 60k bill + a medicine you're probably gonna get an addiction from

[@JackTheBlindOrganistAndCrepey]

@SwordieSlice Yes. I guess the foreshadowing of incompetent security officers for me was like a week ago. I got told that I cannot wait by the platforms for a ride. The station I usually use is also a transfer center for the city buses, so there's chairs and benches. I always arrive there at night and tend to wait by platforms with benches for my ride, as it's the only place with light. A security officer told me that I can't wait here and wanted be to wait in the dark parking lot where I had a previous encounter of close-call theft. I told him I wait where's there's light to feel safe. He then said, "You shouldn't feel scared because our job is to provide safety. If you continue to stay here without a ticket, you'll be considered soliciting by the police and may be fined $10,000." I responded, "Well that's weird, because I have been waiting here for months and purposely wait where the police can see me and they don't seem to have a problem." I don't know what's up with these people. There was literally a fatal shooting a month prior across the street, and they want me risk my safety more.

[@nevermore7285]

Worries me how much of a common occurrence that is that security guard could become that jaded about it. That or someone higher up probably tells them not to to avoid disruptions, as fucked as that is.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

They should’ve let him die. There’s nothing to do but be a corporate slave in the modern day

[@DonderNashawk]

20:32 swap the gender roles around and she'd already be in prison by now

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

she has such a punchable face

[@Milk-ck1wv]

no she wouldn't? she'd be free just like every other rapist men and women

[@Me-dr9dv]

Yup, no video necessary

[@Ambiefreeman]

If only the government cared that much about stuff like that to put people in jail

[@theweirdandwildworldofwill5236]

Please know that feminism and people that support equal rights, also support equal punishment! Molestation, sexual assault, grooming, affects all genders, and should not matter the gender of the perpetrators. Female sex offenders should get the same time as their male counterparts. Sex offenses as a whole should have more serious consequences. These victims deal with issues their entire lives.

[@MewSage86]

I felt so bad for the pizza delivery man. He was just trying to do his job and these kids stole the pizza, his money and his keys to his car.

[@kazumablackwing4270]

Honestly, that's why delivery drivers should be allowed to carry. Put a few of those clowns on t-shirts, it might make the rest of em think twice

[@MewSage86]

@@kazumablackwing4270 i definitely agree with this

[@alexismyers6053]

20:03 dear lord! Right before lockdown, my aunt told me how a friend of a friend of hers was frantically looking for her teenage son. Calling his friends, his friends parents, asking everyone on FB if they’d seen or heard from him. She mentioned where’d she knew he and a couple of his friends were going and what route they were likely to take home. The road was less than 20 minutes from my mom’s house and someone told this poor woman there was an accident there. She thanked them and went to see if it involved her kid. Sadly, it did. A known alcoholic was driving drunk and his the car the kid was in. There was like 4 teens in the car, the kid and his 3 friends. Idk how many died, but the boy was one of them. The lowlife drunkard BLAMED THE KIDS saying they were driving recklessly, but an investigation showed it was him. SOMEHOW, he got out on bail and a month into lockdown, he was drunk driving again and got into ANOTHER accident with a woman on a road less than 5 minutes from my mom’s house. Thankfully, she was alright but my sister drove past it not long after it happened. She was going to a nearby grocery store, it wasn’t there when she was going to the store, but it was when she came home. My (then) 20 year old sister could have been the one he crashed into and she could have easily ended up like the boy in the previous accident.

[@LoganPrimm]

Omg that sounds horrible

[@daedalus5466]

16:52 what about the female subscribers? There’s more than male on the fist one but she doesn’t even acknowledge it.

[@AbstractFigures]

22:24 that user got suspended good riddance

[@danninmatthews5640]

Next, get her account banned.

[@setsers1]

Good.

[@beirirangu]

5:30 my mother did that exact thing when I was a kid: She was pulling out of her church's parking lot when someone cut her off, so she followed them ALL THE WAY TO THEIR HOUSE as my father tries to get her to stop, but she kept going... and the worst part of it all was that when the guy got out of his car, it was the PASTOR of the church, and she still screamed at him... needless to say, we never went to that church again.

[@setsers1]

Holy Shit.

[@Pix6lbits]

Damn I’m sorry for you man I couldn’t imagine having a mother like that

[@beirirangu]

@@Pix6lbits she got a lot better when she got on medication, around the time my younger sister was born, and you could tell she meant well, she just didn't know she was doing the wrong thing... but she was still an alcoholic... she passed away from it a few months ago (liver failure)

[@Pix6lbits]

@@beirirangu oh my bad and also sorry for your loss I give you my condolences

[@beirirangu]

@@Pix6lbits no need to apologize... she was a mixed bag at best, and I was already distancing myself from her after she left the family for the guy she was cheating on dad with (while still wanting to spend time with all of us like everything is perfect, even our dad)

[@DaveMiller741]

22:15 thats not just disgusting behavior its also fatherless behavior

[@toxiwashere]

Man I know people who are fatherless don't do them like that

[@NealCamerlengo]

Bullshit, shitheads are shitheads regardless.

[@DaveMiller741]

i dont mean it like that i was fatehrles for a bt

[@theempire8461]

It's the German me

[@HebiHouse]

She probably blew the judge.

[@capsuletunic7589]

17:22 EMS vehicles should just have plows installed in front of them. Now all of them can clear both idiots in cars and snow!

[@50_cal_enjoyer]

I really hope that the cat one was just a money scheme and that they didnt actually have him. They absolutely have a spot reserved in the deepest confines of the pits of hell.

[@peoplebro_1294]

Goddamn ailurus letting out all his anger. We need a face reveal, to see how you yell

[@CalsGirl97]

I'm curious but also rather he stay anonymous for his own safety. He calls out EVERYONE from any side and there are too many nutjobs out there.

[@ashtheangel2207]

@@CalsGirl97 same here,and I feel like the moment he reveals himself people are gonna call him a racist or a sexist or basically anything

[@E1nuy]

I thought he already face revealed, I might be tripping though

[@E1nuy]

Nvm i am tripping it’s 4 am and I’m tripping over my own balls

[@thehotbox9788]

​@Ash The Angel yeah I think not letting us know if he's white, black, Muppet, alien, etc. Is the only way he can confidently clown every single one of those races as what they are, humans. And humans can be fucking awful, no matter what color you are

[@grunt5753]

I hate and love ailurus's content at the same time

[@delfinner2212]

You hate it because of what people do but you love it because how much fax this man spits

[@YismirGoldFingers]

Same man

[@atomicpenguin074]

Same reason you hate a good villain in fiction honestly, hate them for what they did but that's what also makes them so good

[@badatgaming9905]

11:50 as a kid who is currently part of the "bad" group of teenagers in my local area stealing from old people especially is some real bitch shit.

[@RooiRokBokkie]

Stealing in general is pretty scummy

[@B4TM4N_H8s_U]

You know what those teens were pussies robbing someone in their 40s how about them try it on someone in their prime

[@wolfetteplays8894]

@@RooiRokBokkie not if it’s from rich people, and if it doesn’t involve any personal data like game saves or photos

[@LiaMeni]

@@wolfetteplays8894 whether they're rich or not, you're not entitled to steal someone's money.. wtf?

[@meghan_.]

@@wolfetteplays8894 doesn’t matter if they’re rich or not, that’s their hard earned money, it’s shitty to just take it from them. also getting robbed can be very traumatic for some people

[@poisonxcherry]

17:31 dude i wholeheartedly agree with the EMS armored vehicles i’ve just finished emt school and i swear i’ve heard stories of shitheads slowing ems down just to be a dick.

[@lancetheking7524]

I feel bad for the pizza delivery man, poor dude edit: the baby kneeling on the concrete that's burning hot... I did not expect worse become worser

[@slimewizard7350]

6:20 there are some things I see that make me think..."hey...maybe vigilante justice isnt too bad of an idea."

[@HebiHouse]

Batman and the Punisher had the right idea.

[@TheCatOfAges]

​@@HebiHouse red hood had a better one

[@Eidolon1andOnly]

22:49 Amazing the girl was even able to hit anyone she shot considering her lazy eye. Probably the only reason that homeless man is still alive.

[@Poliostasis]

I'm astounded she got less than a year OF PROBATION for SHOOTING A HOMELESS PERSON TWICE for daring to ask if she could turn down her music. She should've gotten a lot more than 11 months and 29 days of probation for what she did. Disgusting.

[@SDhotline]

7:08 Schrodinger's ransom

[@trashygamesyt]

Bro 💀

[@charlieflight6124]

Hahahahaha 🤣

[@LoganPrimm]

Bro the poor cat, there's no time for jokes

[@_MECHA_]

​@@LoganPrimmyeah

[@austria-hungary4981]

9:00 - That is a whole new "I'm taking you with me" fall.

[@ashes2ashes003]

5:04 My mom did the exact same thing. All I wanted was a corn on a cob. At most, five minutes later, I'm sitting in the passenger seat while said mother was yelling at a married couple in front of their house.

[@cavitybun]

NAWW DID Y'ALL SEE THE ELDERLY WOMAN PUSH THOSE ROBBERS OFF THE TRAIN 😭😭

[@dryfox11]

The best form of defense: A pissed off old lady

[@maomaomi5434]

Wish she could've helped the pizza guy :'(

[@averyfields8183]

Fuck yeah Granny!

[@Davtwan]

That Popeyes also doesn’t want to “attract” more homeless people to their establishment. They don’t want to “risk” driving bigoted customers away or have a drunk make a mess because a couple of homeless folks pissed in the bushes that one time. Any justification to not help some of the most vulnerable people on the planet. You know middle-class folks can end up homeless during economic downturns. Just something for the manager of that Popeyes to keep in mind.

[@steamrollerboi16]

These people make morbid reality look innocent

[@Foreskinwalker]

22:14 I was so happy to see you Didn’t blur their name only to find out their account was suspended dammit we almost got them

[@superyid2010]

The ones who stole the pizzas off that old man have got a shit-ton of karma coming to them.

[@ilovefishsticks99]

16:37 i know i’m young and should not be on this app, but, this is terrifying. i’m close to this age (older, but you know) and i can’t imagine doing that to myself, my hypothetical children, and anyone doing that to anyone. what the fuck.

[@LoganPrimm]

Yeah wtf

[@nathanlenoir6410]

14:20 I'm french, just to explain more, he didn't say "Go back to africa" but as the MP was talking about illegal immigrants having a not so good life in France, the guy said that they should go back to africa as it's a big topic, should we help them all or not. The "Go back to africa" was not directed to the black MP

[@lalimalik6614]

And are you from Paris? As is have seen from footage they didnt bring that much joy to the native people. I live in Budapest so i dont know

[@nathanlenoir6410]

What do you mean? I don't understand your comment sorry@@lalimalik6614

[@justthreeidiots9721]

The turtle one made me shiver every time I see them scrape the barnacles off

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

Animal abuse, no matter what the animal, is still animal abuse. Those guys gluing the barnacles on are no better than the fake animal rescue channels.

[@SalmonXgaming]

Damn ailurus be hitting us with content today and this week. Keep it up bro!

[@wizardly9211]

Man I have all I can do to watch these episodes without getting incredibly upset

[@AbyssalPlague]

Here's the thing with the turtles: the ones who do it act like "the point is we should save animals!" Thing is, if you lie to make a point, *_THEN YOU HAVE NO POINT!_*