r/iamatotalpieceofshit Top Posts of All Time

[@reactedtugboat7943]

Honestly this is just 15 straight minutes of Sorrow chewing people out and I wouldn't want it any other way.

[@danimrod3417]

That is my aesthetic, SorrowTV setting shit straight.

[@NunyaNomi]

1K likes in 5 hours?! Damn TugBoat!!

[@veghead05]

Right 😂😂😂

[@lycantreyski]

+ReactedTugBoat i wouldn’t mind if all his videos were like this. -also nice pfp, junkrat’s awesome-

[@vaporiffy7435]

Sorrow: IM DOING MY PART

[@braelynnelson7588]

for those wondering about 9:15, she stomped all over the plants at a conservatory for instagram shots despite staff repeatedly asking her to stop

[@thesewinggeekmiri9029]

you are a god amongst us. Thank you for this!! that bit left me confused for *months*

[@leaalul]

god bless you, braelyn and thank you.

[@cowboyanxiety]

thank you i finally know the truth this was bugging me for so long!! also what an asshole.

[@Adambenhmida0000]

THANK YOU!!

[@uuurettererreeeer]

What a bitch

[@seanfields2576]

Captain Wikipedia did not volunteer thousands of hours to preserving scientific knowledge to be talked down to in such a way.

[@Johnhorsey]

HE IS A GOD

[@joshuarieder2865]

He has probably done more than she will ever do in her life!

[@Harry-cy5vz]

He has contributed more to humanity than that horse-raddish of a woman

[@emancatic490]

He Hourly does more than she does MILLENIALY

[@beegmaan1306]

Bard The Only but no one acknowledged it

[@weirdestduck3650]

0:33 I can’t believe this woman insulted the man responsible for archiving A THIRD of human knowledge

[@libertyprime619]

He is a god amongst man

[@quadred3768]

@@FunBoysGaming fuck you

[@SAMSARALIVEEEEEE]

ZockMedic You should be in this video lmao

[@kimw5298]

ZockMedic Who hurt you?

[@cedrikw4972]

ZockMedic go step on a lego you buffoon

[@jpearseed1179]

That guy that uploaded all those wikipedia articles did look as expected. A goddamn hero

[@ShinigamiKristak]

We must carry on his legacy to the next generations

[@gandhianastacio4644]

the day of his first edit should be an annual holiday called "day of integrity and dedication" or something else really prestigious to match his work

[@tonypeppermint5329]

He must be remembered well.

[@nujevad28]

He should get free drinks for life.

[@respawnbug]

people just make fun of him for the way he looks. heres what i say to em: “he is the writer of the sacred texts. do not ridicule him for he is the one whom has mastered the power of knowledge”

[@OmegaChase1002]

That man who edited wikipedia probably saved all of our sorry butts in school so many times. You will treat him with respect, and you will like it.

[@adamwest8711]

OmegaChase1002 - I would gently stroke his enormous second chin and whisper my gratitude whilst staring at his Emperor Palpatine eyes.

[@pauldeddens5349]

I dont care how many teachers insist wikipedia is a bad source ITS THE BEST SOURCE if its so easy to change articles on wikipedia, how about you get off your fucking high horse and see how easy it is to fraudulently put information on wikipedia Whenever a wiki article doesnt have all its information, or may be wrong, IT TELLS YOU UPFRONT

[@NothingXemnas]

I sincerely have no idea if that is legitimate or if his articles are any complete. Reason: there should be not a single person in the planet with enough knowledge to write that many articles. If you consider that, for every article, he should've referenced at least items (be it books or scientific articles)... ...FFS HE IS A LIVING WIKIPEDIA SERVER!! DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA OF HOW MUCH IS THAT????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[@jasper3706]

@@pauldeddens5349 Not to mention that they cite their sources so well. I've had teachers who actually reccomended wikipedia because it's basically just a master list of scholarly articles on any given subject. When you're in early high school and don't really have access to databases it's a godsend

[@samdragonborn5864]

Jasper Stuart yeah your research should START on Wikipedia

[@gameoverlordN7]

A national treasure? The wiki guy... Bruh that man is a treasure to the human race and planet Earth globally.

[@skeletonsoldier8875]

International Treasure

[@seantaggart7382]

National treasure...2!!!!

[@rokukou]

i love that guy

[@ncrranger8981]

He literally is 1/3 of ALL FUCKING KNOWLEDGE

[@dominicbofficial]

Except for north korea

[@waydweaver7596]

"Step 1 to not being homeless is to not be homeless. " This is honestly painfully true. I was homeless for a second, and to get a job to progress my life I had to pretend that I lived at a friends house. Used their address for everything. If it wasnt for them, I might still be homeless.

[@Silverwind87]

If you need help, people won't want to help you? I hate my country.

[@RianeBane]

@@Silverwind87 Bold of you to assume this is unique to any particular country

[@Silverwind87]

@@RianeBane Any capitalist country, really.

[@Danicker]

That post from that woman made me sick. Homeless people have enough challenges to deal with they don't need potential employers to be prejudice against them too.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

Yep

[@alicelinheart4906]

I've never felt so distressed by a subreddit in my life

[@georgethakur]

thanks for articulating it so I didn't have to

[@Bri-lk7re]

then you haven’t seen r/rage my dude

[@alicelinheart4906]

@@Bri-lk7re Oh no

[@BlitztheDragon]

This pales in comparison to /r/assholedesign

[@scuzzbug]

@@Bri-lk7re i just went to r/rage to see if it was that bad and uh *who wants to go on a crusade with me*

[@Starcheopteryx]

Oh man, the commentary was funny and all, but what a depressing subreddit...

[@synthetic240]

I think you mean "infuriating". The only reason to go there is because I want to be angry at total strangers.

[@Starcheopteryx]

@@synthetic240 I'd rather get my anger fix laughing at anti vaxxers

[@synthetic240]

@@Starcheopteryx Same, but with flat earthers.

[@Starcheopteryx]

@Vino okay?

[@pickle7499]

I fit right in

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

Gradually losing faith in humanity and I’m not even done with the video yet

[@ionizedgamers8067]

That pfp.... concerns me

[@Elz_und_Elz]

Pajamapants Jack hello jack fancy meeting you here

[@9-volt219]

Honestly, I’ve already lost hope in the majority of humanity... some are ok, but the others should be purged

[@Lucy666Fernandez]

@@9-volt219 But how do you decide who gets purged? Some only reveal themselves as douchebags later on, and then there's the difference between minor douchebaggery and major douchebaggery. Like, asking for your $20 from someone else's birthday party back is bad, alright, but genocide on 5.5 million bees is quite a few levels above that.

[@Ratty_Mask]

*and I haven't even started the video yet (fixed)

[@blueskieshera]

The thing with the beehives makes me so sad. My sister would be devastated if someone did that to her two hives, I can't imagine the heartbreak from the destruction of that many.

[@Aviivix]

This is a year late, but perhaps you'd be happy to know that after a bit of digging, it appears that that was a hoax. Searching similar things, you find a lot of news articles about 500,000-bee losses being considered massive, so it seems weird that a 5.5 million bee loss would be so hard to find. The original Facebook post was taken down, and it apparently had links to GoFundMe campaigns on it. Albeit the main reference I could find to it may not be a reputable website, it's the only trace of it I can find, and the police department in that locale said they were looking into it to see if it was legitimate. The fact that police were looking to see if the POST was legitimate rather than saying that they were investigating the situation itself leads me to believe that the "police are investigating" part was a lie. It still is horrifying that there are so many attacks on 500,000-bee hives such that there are quite a few incidents of such things happening, but fortunately I think this attack never happened.

[@blueskieshera]

@@Aviivix it makes me very happy to know that it was fake!(Also very happy to say that our bees are very healthy and happy!)

[@ECWPlays]

It makes me mad when people do this type of shit. We need bees now, more than ever.

[@Edible_edibility]

Though I am terrified by bees I still love them and the story saddened me but then I read your replies and I am ok

[@PragmaticProsecutor]

I can only assume it's protesters being upset because they see keeping bees for honey as animal abuse but like, HOW does KILLING THE BEES make it ANY BETTER

[@ninachamisso9160]

The bee yard one is so disappointing and infuriating. I'm literally thinking why df they would even do that. Like, thinking as an evil person, what on earth would someone get out of doing that.

[@BeelZeDemon]

Nothing, that was pure malice. I honestly believe the person that done that probably has early dementia and is a danger to society.

[@sillyali]

not to forget that bees are endangered

[@kiwicat2345]

That one made me very sad. Poor bees

[@sugarcanecanela]

Hope that person comes back as a dung beetle's dung

[@mythshark409]

Helping the environment because honey bees are shitty pollinators

[@moonstone4893]

That dog one actually annoyed me. I would gladly adopt that adorable dog

[@tumulovermelho93]

the worst part was they said they were getting a puppy. another pet they would discard like trash later

[@moonstone4893]

João dos Santos Cabral I know right, it’s actually really sad. Those dogs deserve better

[@thagibson9116]

Lol I was surprised to see it on this vid I took the screen shot and my partner put it on reddit I was so pissed when I saw the ad for the pup and the stupid ass left her exact address and phone number on the ad She tried changing the ad saying she was moving and couldn’t take it with her then just took it down

[@cameronjosephvideos5942]

I didn't have an issue with her until she said she was getting a puppy to replace him

[@gabe8981]

she looked just like my dog so i felt even worse than i already did. she should not be allowed to have pets

[@Crystal_959]

you gain *_literally_* nothing from defiling graves, other than the high risk of being caught and punished for it

[@Jermbot15]

Says someone who has never had to salt and burn the bones.

[@Crystal_959]

Jermbot15 what does that have to do with people who break and defile graves

[@Grimaria]

@@Crystal_959 I think that's a Supernatural reference...? I could be wrong but that's the only thing that comes to mind. The two main characters of Supernatural dig up SO many graves in order to salt and burn the bones so the stuck/angry ghost could move on.

[@shadowcultist]

@@aMolleTargate if someone wants to vandalize a random bridge or whatever, fine as long as it isn't obscene. I've seen some pretty cool graffiti. But vandalizing a grave just makes you an asshole

[@Bri-lk7re]

Kiflaam um. i don’t think people should do either. you shouldn’t be trying to “gain” anything from dead people in general.

[@bobbi5451]

How is this video age-restricted WHY is this video age-restricted

[@samwaldrop8464]

Because youtube is a dying hellhole

[@mirkohoble]

Because anti-vaxxers are totally not for children.

[@chimes023]

Kids need to be protected from seeing these terrible people or else they'll be scarred for life

[@pissandcornflakes9119]

some hoe put a fish in a fuckin bong what are you talking about

[@s.c.e.w]

It's because it says the... The S WORD My little baby brain will literally fucking explode the next time hear a bad word

[@theloveablescrunko]

"That's four days a month!" Why is she talking like that's a lot?

[@elyxrr]

Gonta

[@mh4624]

@@victoriaalbastra6325 underdeveloped/developing countries in general have terrible work ethics, the minimum wage 100 $ per month in full time jobs in our country

[@anaximanderofapollonia9842]

@@laraweinberg7635 Fine. Then: "Islam actually condones (sex) slavery of non muslims." There. Better? Cheers.

[@oaksynia7353]

@@anaximanderofapollonia9842 r/cringepics

[@anaximanderofapollonia9842]

@@laraweinberg7635 Muslims =/= islam. Quran ("perfect for all times" and "unaltered word of "Allah") + sunnah (what Muhammad, "the perfect role model," said and did and whom muslims must emulate) = islam. Your "modern islam" is a fairy tale while you are a muslim hypocrite (quran 9 73). Here, read a bit about what your religion teaches. tinyurl.com/rm4ma5k Cheers.

[@joshuakelly1846]

More people need to care about the thesis one I pray to God he got his thesis back.

[@exspresso4947]

omg same i would just commit if someone didnt send me my 2 year thesis back to me that i need to graduate from college and i wont be able to retake the course because financial issues.

[@rokko4047]

if that happened it would probably be the last straw and i’d just kms

[@jarmakey1]

No one expects their laptop to be stolen. I can't blame him for not predicting theft. Especially since it wasn't even the latest mac book or something. It looked ancient. (or maybe this post is really old)

[@ravenclaw360]

At that point I think I would just lie down in a random park until I turn to stone

[@rocapbg9518]

You definitely should upload it somewhere online (private of course), it's really bad to have one file on a hard disk decide if the thousands of dollars and years of college will have any meaning, if you don't have money it will maybe even decide your life.

[@jadenhumphreys9951]

The Wikipedia man has probably helped me with at least two essays

[@vapor3590]

Dude, the Wikipedia man saved my life

[@Not_The_FBI_1992]

Y'all realize that most of the content on wikipedia is personal opinions, and not actual research? In fact, EVERY Professor I've ever had has said, DO NOT use wikipedia. You can't even cite wikipedia as a source in any paper.

[@amaanusmani6839]

@@Not_The_FBI_1992 shhhhhhhhhhh don't tell them i said this but you can just use the sources on the bottom and cite those instead.

[@Not_The_FBI_1992]

@@amaanusmani6839 you're still cheating.

[@amaanusmani6839]

joel darby bruh moment

[@cassidyanne2885]

*WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THE CHICK KILLING HER GOLDFISH IN HER BONG* 😭

[@sl33pybunny]

Ikr?! 😭😭

[@zzzmimizzz]

Its fucking animal abuse, I hate people like that

[@xfirexrainx6668]

Idk I wouldn't even want to smoke using fish water as a coolant 🤔

[@Liggliluff]

Putting your fish in a bowl is torture in itself; because bowls are too small, and there's no pump circulating and cleaning the water. The fish will die from bad water. - But that girl is on a whole different level.

[@SinDesigns]

😢

[@GreatFrostHawk]

The "Floppy Disk" bit of the intro friggin KILLED me.

[@AxxLAfriku]

RARARARARARARA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme KZbinr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear KRIDSTIN

[@strionic770]

What's it from?

[@tyat4958]

@@strionic770 Childish Gambino- This Is America

[@GreatFrostHawk]

@@strionic770 Parody of Donald Glover's 'This is America'. :)

[@mattnikolaus]

The whole intro was awesome

[@Simon-ir3in]

That popcorn thing at 7:40 - My moms boyfriend did that every single time. Left the most popcorn he could. He said he was “creating jobs”

[@robtidwell1978]

Me pees on the floor in the Walmart it's called creating jobs sweetie

[@ultimateninjaboi]

Gotta love people like that... like... do people think that minimum wage workers don't have enough to do?

[@andromedarayne]

If you kill him you're creating jobs for detectives.

[@gamermoment7044]

I bring my garbage to the trash, but sometimes there's a few staray kernals that make it to the floor. Don't be that guy who leaves his buket upterned

[@devilllicsphere]

i work at a movie theater for minimum wage. we have enough shit to do we dont have time to clean alllll the corn smh people suck

[@MistletoesArt]

7:47 I swear to God. So I worked for AMC for like, 10 months back in 2018 and had to quit. I was there for Black Panther, for Hotel Transylvania 3, for the Incredibles, for that fuckn Tyler Perry movie. The theaters were always trashed. Always. On multiple occasions, I found *chicken bones* under seats. We didn't serve that. I found multiple diapers stuffed into folding seats. The first time I found one, the lights were still out and I g r a b b e d it. And worst of all, the whole reason I even went through the effort to type this out, sunflower seed shells. All over the ground, plastered by saliva to the concrete. It took *so fucking long* to clean that shit up. Please, theaters are not baseball games. You do not *spit out sunflower shells on the ground during your movie*. If you're one of those angels who picks up other peoples' popcorn and drink bags while leaving the theater, fucking *b l e s s*. You guys help out more than you know.

[@dryd943]

God bless you for your service

[@chrisj5778]

another unspoken fucking hero

[@wolfram4234]

Yup. Been doing it going on 2.5 years now. I love my job but the entitlement from such a small handful of people is insane. The worst at our cinema is chewing gum. Seats, floors, walls... And the only way to get it out quickly enough for the next session is using your hands because our bosses are to cheap to get any gum remover. Hope your new job treats you better.

[@fakenails]

Yeap we have those f*ckn sunflower seeds in every theater here in SE Asia, at least in thailand, myanmar, and a few others...when they don't sell them, people bring them in and the staff really can't say anything..they just have to suck it up and clean it as they were told.. sad and that noise.. OH LORD the noise of people chewwing.. I pick up trash and put it away in the bin outside.. i don't knoww why people leave it.. the trash can is right there..

[@KaijaSchmauss]

People like this are the absolute worst. When I went to see Bohemian Rhapsody, the entire crowd was forced to wait outside the theater until like 2 minutes before the movie started because it took the staff so long to clean everything. As much as waiting sucked, I sympathized with the staff.

[@PeachDragon_]

You shouldn't be allowed to get another dog after you basically abandon your previous one just because it grew up.

[@princezuko9430]

Jasmine Taylor you are fucking stupid dogs are treasures and should be kept forever

[@TathD]

It is insane, yes. Really makes you wonder what kind of monster they might be.

[@Liverpool5095]

@@TathD Some people sadly treat pets like a toy Teddy bear. They refuse to recognize that it's a living creature with likes and dislikes. There's an old lady neighbor of mine who has scratches on her neck and chest all the time and when I finally asked I found out its because she sleeps with a full grown adult cat that she calls "my baby" and hugs the cat tightly in a bear hug as she sleeps. She never had children so she uses cats and dogs as a desperate substitute to feel as though she's needed and has a purpose in life, trying to fill the hole of not having grandchildren. I feel for her but it's not fair on the cat. I'm confused what to do. If I call authorities and they deem it abuse and take the cat away it could break her heart.

[@totallynotaferret]

@@Liverpool5095 please tell me you called the authorities. it IS abuse and that woman SHOULD be sad that she is hurting cats.

[@Lunarrbase]

@@Liverpool5095 you should do it. dont feel bad.plus if you actually step in and talk with her.

[@leojohansson3762]

Can we have a r/wholesomememes because these are making me angry

[@adamwest8711]

Bricky brick - just go get laid.....

[@Theyarehere6]

Adam West hopefully you are joking

[@adamwest8711]

The flaming Piglet - It was a double entendre. I see it passed you by.

[@Theyarehere6]

Adam West oh no I have been wooooshed

[@adamwest8711]

The flaming Piglet 🤣

[@TheGr0nch]

The Bee Killer should get life imprisonment because he committed 7.6 Billion Cases of attempted murder.

[@samueljosewilsonleon7327]

GrOnch Boi this be some genocide

[@confusedhyaaahh4166]

You mean 7.6 BEEllion?

[@Zuzu00000]

@Percy Jackson Decease

[@HumanTooth]

@@confusedhyaaahh4166 That guy rendered the bees BEEseaced

[@thereinthedeep]

@@HumanTooth thank you I was about to make a pun but you're here to save my time.

[@fawningdeer6481]

those kinds of ring splints can cost $91+ and are really essential to people with EDS. they prevent finger dislocations due to hyperextensions which are incredibly common in EDS patients. this makes me SO MAD.

[@railguncat7751]

@@joshholden9360 "It falls under finder's keepers". Uh... Does it? I can't think of a place I've been that doesn't have a lost and found, and I've returned things as little as 20 bucks, hats, gloves. It's not super hard to just not take something that you don't even need or want. Also my guess? It was thumbtacked to a bulletin board. It's likely the person lost it on accident for some reason, someone tacked it to the bulletin board with a lost note, and someone took it. Then the person who came looking for it asked someone, who had seen it on the bulletin board or put it there. There are bulletin boards all through my work, and this happens on occasion.

[@crypto66]

@@joshholden9360 Your reply would is right at home in this subreddit.

[@temmie-games1538]

@@joshholden9360 r/iamatotalpieceofshit...oh...wait...

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

Josh Holden “finders keepers”? Dude, how fucking old r u??

[@nubiedubie1651]

@@joshholden9360 Dude, WTF finders are not keepers

[@AdelaideBeemanWhite]

One of my hobbies is to go in to graveyards, find collapsed tombstones, and set them up, if I can. Often times they are too heavy for me.

[@tacobanana6538]

The fact that gravestones even get manually destroyed by a real fucking human(not even an human, but a THING) who just loves to ruin and disrespect the memories of people who aren't alive anymore make me wish I didn't even become a sperm that got to age. Assholes like these people deserve whatever role in hell they get.

[@lucy1472]

Thank you

[@Jif498]

Not all heroes wear capes

[@RodWaffle]

You are a treasure to us thank you I've been reminded not all Humans are peices of shit

[@MariaTex3]

I usually can't do that since the few I've seen like that were made of really heavy material. But I always try to clear out any overgrown grass or weeds for the small plaques on the ground since those are super easy to miss, and it would totally suck to have your family member's grave marker just be lost under the ground. I always worried this seemed weird, so glad to know I'm not alone with this behavior!

[@daypsiequartz]

The bee story made me legitimately sad. Putting the sorrow in sorrow tv.

[@miles4939]

me too. I want to cry tbh but yknow when youre so discouraged you can't even do that? also the lost dog poster being burned down, and the gravestones, and others. it's fucking disgusting. I don't care who you are or what you've been through, there is no excuse for killing millions of a species that are already dying out because of us, indirectly endangering the life of a well loved dog, or absolutely trampling and disgracing the graves of well loved people, all of which not only are completely innocent and unprovoking but their harm effects many similarly innocent and unprovoking people around them. ugh fucking be nice or at least fuck off somewhere @ the people who do shit like this

[@mythshark409]

@@miles4939 there is an excuse for killing honey bees. More people should know that they are bad for the environment. I cant go into full detail but you can do your own research. All i will say is that honey bees are shitty pollinators.

[@lochlain7840]

You haven't even seen the worst of it. I used to browse the sub when it was smaller, some things that I remember are, a homeless man getting his dog stolen. And the one that really takes the cake though was a video of a man burning a dog alice because it barked at his girlfriend

[@littletee3649]

lochlain Oh, no. Please tell me that last one wasn't real. . . That makes me physically ill. I hope whoever did that get charged for animal cruelty. No one deserves to die like that, let alone a poor dog.

[@mythshark409]

@@avaspence9168 they stop our flowers growing, they kill thousands of other better pollinators like bumblebees and they steal nectar from flowers.

[@EnclaveColonel]

I'm an Atheist, but I hope to God Hell is real specifically for people like these

[@kullervo1]

Same duud

[@Oyasumi05]

If there is a god, and I don't like saying this much cause it makes me sound like a bit of hypocrite, I'd be happy if they went to hell

[@tatumfowler3603]

The best thing is most religions have a underworld. THEY GOING

[@thomasjefferson2813]

Some of these were funny

[@eieiojklf712]

@@seantaggart7382 Atheist: "If there is a god," Christian: *"THERE TRULY IS A GOD AND IM CHRISTIAN"* Me: . . . "m'kay." ._.

[@RectPropagation]

I just kept covering my mouth in shock as I watched this. I don't think I've been surprised at how horrifyingly awful people can be _this many times in a row_ from anything else I've watched.

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

This subreddit is like Chapter Black.

[@ArbiterofTruth]

RectPropagation. People have always been shit!

[@beetlebomb9782]

At 15:58, I literally gagged. Who the hell does that to a baby?

[@ninjabunny101]

Beetle Bomb dude this is a serious comment, dont troll

[@kimifw58]

I recommend checking out r/humansbeingbros to remind yourself how good people can be.

[@ujustgotpwned2008]

That cinema popcorn thing - I used to work as an usher and almost without exception those sorts of people think "oh well they have CLEANERS for that sort of thing - if I didn't leave a mess they wouldn't have a job lololol" Thing is, our cleaners only cleaned at the end of the day. Between shifts it was just us, the ushers, and we had a fucking ton of stuff to do because the place was understaffed. So we just thought those kinds of people were assholes. Genuinely was amazing to see people so confidently doing the wrong thing and thinking "nah we're keeping people in work :D". Assholes.

[@TathD]

What if theatre owners actively put up signs that told people not to litter? The staff could demand that from management.

[@Mr-Cleric]

@@TathD I live near a theatre that has a pre-film thing that asks people to keep it clean. People do not follow that request.

[@dingleberryhandpump802]

Same kind of people that leave their shopping cart in the middle of the lot. "Hurr durr I'm keeping people employed!" Imbeciles. Lazy imbeciles.

[@sinistrality7883]

can they get like banned or someshit?

[@royalblanket]

@@dingleberryhandpump802 Your profile picture almost gave me a heart attack

[@afurbamongus]

That bee one just ripped my heart out.

[@meevins]

Same here especially as I fucking LOVE bees...that hit me right in my heart. We depend so much on bees and for the most part their completely harmless. I hope they're burnt alive.

[@otterpops4321]

My family keeps bees on our farm, and if anyone ever did that to our hives, we would be devastated both emotionally and financially.

[@Super-wx6br]

@@otterpops4321 What country are you from? And what type of bees because there could be a problem with that

[@tree427]

Isn't the bumblebee population declining from no food because of honeybees

[@Super-wx6br]

@@tree427 Yes actually

[@dankhill2321]

If you're homeless just buy a home smh my head

[@Aliii69]

Smhing my head*

[@Cera_01]

If you're starving, just eat something smh

[@cractor6307]

If you're poor, just do A COMMUNIST REVOLUTION

[@Mr__Joe]

Ur a mean

[@z3r0grav1tyside5]

@Jared Nolastname woooooooooooosh.

[@EarlyOwOwl]

0:56 well, we can expect bees to be suing the entire human race any second now.

[@nigelward66]

*Ya LiKe JaZz?*

[@comfyjoe1591]

Bee movie beecoming real

[@angeldustshusband8060]

Im pretty sure there's a movie on that but I can remember the name, I think it's called Avengers endgame?

[@Astrojandro]

@@angeldustshusband8060 Nah bro, the name of the movie is "Shark tale". "Avengers endgame" is that movie about a cat that wears boots

[@meevins]

@@Astrojandro Dude that's Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties "Avengers endgame" is that movie about talking bugs

[@Blind_Hawk]

9:38 I really, really, really, really, reeeaaaallyyyy hope he got it back. Imagine 2 years of work...gone. I already get a stroke thinking about that happening to me.

[@lildrawhub1025]

While that is absolutely horrifying and I feel so bad for the poor dude, I kinda wish he would've backed it up on a hard drive or a friend's laptop or SOMETHING. ANYTHING that's been worked on for such a long time needs to be backed up in at least 3 different places.

[@lildrawhub1025]

Actually, you know what? I'm going to practice what I preach. I'm buying a (edit: second) hard-drive bois.

[@zeeeeyyyy]

as i know he got the laptop back!

[@lildrawhub1025]

@@zeeeeyyyy Source?

[@zeeeeyyyy]

@@lildrawhub1025 i cant remember, i think i saw it on reddit and someone on the comments said that he got it

[@johnsummers2943]

Poor bees. Im really upset about that one :(

[@jaysonklein6018]

I don't blame you.

[@cheeplethebulldog1420]

Which guy was it? Looked it up on google and could only find two boys getting arrested.

[@Keznen]

Dakoideku Honeybees aren't endangered. The bees that need saving are native bees like the Rusty-Patched Bumblebee. Some plants, such as tomato plants, can only be pollinated efficiently by big burly bumblebees.

[@jadeharley8640]

www.golocalprov.com/news/claims-of-millions-of-bees-in-ri-being-doused-in-gasoline-and-destroyed-rai TL;DR, the bee one probably never happened and the people who claimed it were likely just scamming people for donations.

[@plasmaticlmao]

This makes me sound like an asshole but seriously fuck bees

[@Ammanthiel]

I honestly don't have a word for the type of people who vandalize gravestones. It makes my blood boil.

[@chrisjt86]

But at least no one's in grave danger.

[@Bri-lk7re]

that’s pretty hard coming from a guy named “ Boops Boops”. but in all seriousness i agree

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

I actually think of all the shitty things done in this video, that was the least shitty. You can't upset the dead.

[@exnihiloadnihilum5094]

@@Horny_Fruit_Flies No, but you can definitely upset those who are alive and still mourn the death of a loved one. Graves and funerals are for the living, not the dead.

[@Horny_Fruit_Flies]

@@exnihiloadnihilum5094 Good point.

[@benjaminclark5666]

That bee one really pisses me off Edit: this entire sub*

[@JayF2912]

Bees: **are vital to human survival and are dying out** Vandals: "allow us to introduce ourselves"

[@Squiggy2010]

This is far more infuriating than the entitled parents..

[@loganembry5100]

honey bees in america are an invasive species and if they go away in america we will be fine just less honey and more painfull stings because the native bees that do polinate hurt more

[@hardstyle2289]

@@loganembry5100 bad troll

[@moomooold]

​@@loganembry5100 what?

[@hcmint4heart]

The one with the Labrador makes me so sad): poor BABY

[@anakruger2412]

Luckily labs are pretty popular, and if the bitch wasn't lying about her in the ad the dog is probably super sweet, so I bet they went to a better home

[@UnderaRockGaming]

I hate that you were the first r slash channel I found; you can't accept the rest when you found the best first.

[@stefanie3745]

QFT

[@jonathandetournillon]

I totally agree. I cant stand anyone else who tries this

[@thefakepie1126]

everyone heard of soothouse ? wildspartanz ? callmecarson ? YEAH GTFO

[@Rellikjr]

@@thefakepie1126 sorrow is better. No disrespect to soothouse or Brandon but sorrow just makes better videos

[@GLPentAxel]

@@Rellikjr I think the best ones are Soothouse x Sorrow. They work so damn well together

[@dirkstrider657]

This shouldn't even be called r/iamatotalpieceofshit it should be r/worstofhumanity

[@walesdoesntsuck6635]

Shut up weeb

[@alsee8705]

@@walesdoesntsuck6635 k

[@hiddensinix2767]

@@walesdoesntsuck6635 you simply cannot handle the pure testosterone of Jojo

[@impfreak]

oh. lord. no.

[@skyes4552]

@@walesdoesntsuck6635 Ok Boomer

[@antidisestablishmentariani8730]

You're at the movie theatre/theater. The movie has ended. You still have most of your drink and half of your popcorn left. Will you: A: Keep them and continue to enjoy what you purchased B: Throw them away politely C: Give them to a homeless person so they may enjoy food and drink D: Needlessly throw both of them on the ground and cause a mess

[@seantaggart7382]

A and C give half to homeless man/woman and eat the rest

[@adamarysissocool6493]

mr theawesome what the fuck

[@mangar49]

@@adamarysissocool6493 His answer was the most correct one honestlly.

[@jimpickens4]

@@adamarysissocool6493 It's always rape

[@ninjabunny101]

kindness scale: C A B D

[@keserumezofficial]

Its been half a year and Im still thinking what happend to that poor dude who's laptop got stolen with his theisis in it....man...I hope he is fine (if anyone could update me i would be thankfull)

[@larazanz]

I highly doubt that was the only place he saved his thesis. My thought when I saw that one was that was a tactic to trace the thief so they could get him/her arrested and get the item back. You basically have to cat fish computer/phone/bike thief’s like this bc most police forces don’t have the time and resources to solve each of these cases. There’s just not a chance in my mind that someone’s thesis would only be on a single hard drive. Meaning no cloud, no back up, and it’s never been edited by peers or professors. No chance.

[@buckbeak14]

larazanz yeah if have to agree. Even a paper I worked a few months on I had saved multiple drafts to my laptop, had to print it out for peer review, email it to my professor to update my progress, and had it saved to an online source just in case. I’m HOPING that’s the case

[@theoreticaldoodles8909]

I really hope they have their thesis

[@Feliciatanktop]

This same thing happened to my best friend last semester. He worked so hard on it. Idk how people do that to others

[@masterreaper115]

@@Feliciatanktop he didnt back it up? that super important literal fail college if you dont have it paper?

[@leruetheday377]

That man is not a national treasure. He is an international treasure and I will not stand for him being disrespected like this

[@RodWaffle]

Universal treasure you mean

[@KKNOWSYOU]

@@RodWaffle galactic treasure you mean

[@EmilyTheManx]

@@KKNOWSYOU Dimentional treasure. 🤴

[@jacobdagun3670]

This video just upsets me. EDIT: Meant the content of the video. Not SorrowTV. I like him. The subreddit just makes me upset.

[@Corvolet5]

I agree with you. I'm absolutely shocked how terrible people can be.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Same. Really.

[@tubamanreal]

yeah

[@willyseraxenoin]

@@tubamanreal Sans follows me everywhere in different forms.

[@tubamanreal]

Willy Nuzik Noro whatd you just call me

[@anoisyshadow]

Who the heck attacks a milkman they're like the sweetest dudes that brings you milk

[@literallygaston2489]

why me Someone from PETA I guess, or radical vegans.

[@crisis3739]

Dude, they screw your WIFE!

[@flyingskillet5808]

I guess he just wanted to punch someone, pretty normal stuff really. /s

[@siberiangopnik]

_"Yo,Angelo"_

[@literallygaston2489]

Siberian Gopnik *screams in rock*

[@crazykingofspades5101]

From pupper to old borker, dogs are FOREVER cute.

[@lukecremecheese597]

my dog is over 12 years old and has a grey beard and he’s still the cutest little puppy i’ve ever seen

[@kortojoz]

Luke Cremecheese he do be hab gud owner doe

[@Brainjarmen]

*B O R K E R S*

[@casualcrisis6349]

they're puppies forever imo, they never grow out of that pure adorableness!

[@themangoesman5861]

The term for an old doggo is a ‘woofer’

[@apersonnamedjune]

That “dog for sale” one makes me so goddamn angry

[@stellarkirbo]

APersonNamedJune OOH HEY JUNE

[@apersonnamedjune]

Invader Bes oh nO

[@apersonnamedjune]

Invader Bes oh nO

[@stellarkirbo]

A PERSON NAMED JUNE I SEE YOUR COMMENTS EVERYWHERE HUEHUE

[@apersonnamedjune]

Invader Bes OH GOD NO MY SOUL IS BEING SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM-

[@KilurDragon]

That person who posted about the homeless person needs to be fired and become homeless. Just to get a taste of karma.

[@Happymali10]

3:08 I live near Ohlsdorf Cemetery in Germany, the biggest rural cemetery in the world. It used to have a memorial to stillborn children. That got smashed by a vandal. Twice.

[@larazanz]

Max S. 😟😔

[@potato1674]

Ernsthaft?! Das ist heftig.... Translation: Seriously?! That's rough...

[@FunBoysGaming]

@@potato1674 ¿seriamente? eso es duro

[@lanabiscombe3651]

Same thing happened in the cemetery near me (UK) they had a metal sculpture, it got kicked in the first night it was up 💔💔

[@SrSander]

@@FunBoysGaming De verdad? Eso es feo...

[@wildwolfwitch8226]

"You're trying to tell me that you ClOsE wHeN yOu ClOsE??"

[@xenoslyce1781]

uwu

[@princezuko9430]

Arrow Azura *_U N A C C E P T A B L E_*

[@Therealweezo_]

Oh my god

[@Jay_Sidaris]

working in the restaurant biz that one is painfully relatable

[@kreauwu]

Out of all the Sorrow TV videos this has taken the award of the saddest video. Like every single post made me sad and angry.

[@jacobrocha9736]

I work at a movie theater and people, multiple times, actually have eaten sunflower seeds... and spit them out... right in the cupholders

[@wowiexist9875]

Your comment has made me never want to go near a cupholder ever again xD

[@SpeciSociety]

I dont understand what the deal is with people and spitting out their sunflower seeds absolutely anywhere and everywhere. This is a surprisingly common problem at my school too. Theres just piles of sunflower seeds on bleachers, in the gym (which btw they dont even allow food in the gym so), i even found a bunch in my violin case. I wanna know who tf thinks thats not at all disgusting cause i have to use that every day and its not appreciated by anyone

[@jaysonklein6018]

... a special place in hell for people like that.

[@jothyeen]

god right!! one time i had to pick up a cup that still had some beer in it (I think?) and there was this huge ball of tobacco floating in there and i nearly gagged. who the fuck is doing chaw in a THEATER?? i guess it's a south thing.

[@Szpareq]

I thought it was only Eastern European thing

[@toxoant9956]

*sees a milkman got attacked for no reason* WAKE UP, WE'VE GOT A CITY TO BURN

[@ghulam237]

WAKE UP SOLDIER, WE HAVE A RAID TO ATTEND

[@toxoant9956]

@Emily Barclay ... yeah.

[@guard3745]

The doggy one makes my blood boil, I have two lab pups and I couldn’t imagine watching them grow up, increasing my bond with them throughout, and then once they reach a cuteness threshold, just throwing them out to be replaced by some newer, cuter dog, like they’re a toy, or a car. Imagine what that would do to the dog, to suddenly lose their owner who they’ve been with and “loved” by for so long. Tragic.

[@Catastropheshe]

The lost cat n poor "not needed" doggo parts made me depressed :(

[@1WEareBUFO1]

people legitimately steal animals all the time.

[@muffycat]

Catastropheshe The one that got me was the thesis paper one like damn

[@shoenessperson]

When SorrowTV starts spitting fire: "This is America That is a floppy disk I have a basketball That is monopoly"

[@shoenessperson]

@@rhojwayne6586 I'm starting to wish it was.

[@Scarecrow2140]

Dunkey

[@viktorthecreator4458]

dunkey copy but go off

[@ktqt8544]

he just copied dunkey but ok

[@wolfy-woo]

I mean I imagine he’s basing it off of This is a Chicken Wing? Seeing that he’s also done stuff like Never Gonna Hit Those Notes.

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

“The one thing you can never replace” That reference just made you 10x a better person

[@AzaleaJane]

I also appreciated this greatly. That's one of my favorite bits from any comedian!

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

Tangopianist “FUCK DA POLICE”

[@c10v3r]

Me playing Skyrim: **hears about the bee farm being vandalised** Also me: **currently burning bee hives** That’s sad.

[@fruitpigenthusiast120]

For a second I thought you were burning bee hives in real life

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

I mean, you only burn 3 of the 5 or so that are there.

[@whyrainy3294]

nerevarbean, moon and scream actually you can, but maven gets pissed. i did it once and i’m pretty sure i got no gold :(

[@rexjolles]

Like that one time in skyrim I got robbed and stole my money back and then the guy just told me to take it

[@gladiusbladeofthenorth9939]

I Pixilated I Same in the witcher

[@neonayse8803]

5:37 Filipino domestic workers has been suffering at the hands of cruel *employers like these for a LOOOOOOOONG time without their phones as well

[@Lanoira13]

"OWNERS" Um, babe I think you mean "employers" or "clients" or even "slave drivers" maybe? "Owners" kind of gives the impression the people *own* their workers, or that a human can be "owned" in general.

[@neonayse8803]

@@Lanoira13 *

[@Yurothehotot]

@@Lanoira13 I mean people have been owned for most of human history so it clearly can happen, slavery and serfdom in both cases people were considered property by law. Simply because something shouldn't happen does not mean it can't happen.

[@xerxesbcd8165]

There's also cases where female Filipino domestic workers get sexually harassed and abused by their employers. Most of these abuses happen in the Middle East, sadly.

[@Lanoira13]

@@Yurothehotot Mean more from a philosophical stand point, not a matter of can't or shouldn't. A human may be physically possible of being held as a slave, but humans have free will, they are not a chair. Regardless of laws they can not be *owned* unless fully and enthusiastically consenting to it, and anyone who acts as if they own another human, lawful or not, is committing a crime against their fellow person.

[@aprilisusingyoutube5957]

*Sixteen minutes of Sorrow TV getting mildly frustrated*

[@Beeks81]

*holds envelope to forehead* "What is 'Sorrow TV reading his latest email from KZbin about how the Hamster video has been de/re/de/re/de/re/de/re/de/remonetized'?"

[@kimifw58]

He should do r/mildlyinfuriating next.

[@n.goul.216]

mildly ? You call that mildly ?

[@driftermorshu5397]

"Mildly"

[@TheGamzers]

Resulting in 16 minutes of me getting quite frustrated with just how terrible and stupid some people are

[@DenverSkyes]

Relating to the lip post, I read a top news article talking about how Herbalife has now been causing fatal liver problems in India. Those people should be on here.

[@nellfromhell7192]

Would like but it's 69

[@demi-femme4821]

How do I delete something from existence? As in, how do I warp the fabric of space and time to completely eliminate something? 'Cause I need to know in order to delete these fucking MLMs.

[@caterpillar9512]

Have you guys seen that vox documentary about people leaving LuLaRoe?

[@DenverSkyes]

@@caterpillar9512 It's like buzzfeed all over again lol

[@Bella-ez3hl]

i was in national city, san diego and there’s was a bunch of missing dog posters up with a HUGE reward of $2000 if someone found the dog. we were at a red light talking about dogs n shit and this woman TEARS down the poster and THROWS IT IN THE ROAD. so we called the number on the poster and the guy was rly nice and asked us togo ask the lady why she did that. she said it was for “undisclosed reasons” that she couldn’t talk about smh. people suck

[@copernicusepoch]

I hope he found his dog :

[@Bella-ez3hl]

DragoTheFloof ikr

[@spencerthestupidsamurai7326]

That bitch stole that dog.

[@Terratetradon]

that happened

[@gayjayy]

@@Terratetradon I mean, people suck. Did you watch the video?

[@maxthepaladin2147]

You know, lately I was doing some thinking. We tend to portray human race in worst possible light, but I wondered that maybe, just maybe, we're a little too hard on ourselves, maybe we're not actually bad to the bone, maybe we have some good in us. I was ready to have some hope in humanity This subreddit just shattered that hope

[@kimifw58]

r/humansbeingbros should renew it.

[@maxthepaladin2147]

@@kimifw58 Thanks for the tip

[@dorras8436]

The fact a lot of us are enraged about these assholes and sympathetic toward the victims means there's hope, though.

[@joshuazane3210]

I suddenly understand why an ever-increasing number of people choose not to identify as human.

[@rosenrot234]

@amazingtato And you are valid

[@meowdynyall9284]

amazingtato You belong on this sub for that, unless you truly, actually identify as an attack helicopter, which I seriously doubt.

[@emese__2345]

SewingNoodle r/whooooooosh

[@nubiedubie1651]

@@meowdynyall9284 Ya dont get it

[@BaBooTubeVideos]

@@genericusername6899 but it's, like, 7 years old, transphobic, and not even funny, so...

[@Ribbons0121R121]

"its the one thing they can never replace" i see your a man of culture as well

[@Oyasumi05]

I don't get it

[@seantaggart7382]

WELL HELLO! nice to see you ribbon (can I call you lin or is ribbon ok?)

[@seantaggart7382]

WHY ARE YOU SUBBED TO ALMOST EVERY ONE OF MY CHANNEL SUBS AS WELL?

[@starringvincentprice]

@@Oyasumi05 it's a reference to John Mulaney's stand up. He told a story about a friend that stole old family photos from parties. When Mulaney asked him why he did it, the friend said "Because it's the one thing that they can never replace"

[@milaylahire6318]

SAME THOUGHT JOHN MULANEY IS GOLD

[@probablytonikensa4744]

3:18 Dio Brando torments his adoptive brother Jonathan Joestar, 1888, colorized.

[@Roastedghost66]

This is way too fucking accurate

[@ommlettuce3137]

Ok your right: but your right.

[@nickynickity.3531]

THIS IS LITERALLY BOTH THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO JONATHAN I'M DYING

[@vrmpyr]

It's even got the knives holy shit

[@Ceryll]

Adding the British spelling of Mom as well

[@victoro.9482]

Steven Pruitt appreciation thread, his dedication to the advancement of the human race’s knowledge is truly great.

[@Memoria1356]

dude has his own wiki article now

[@Wolfgang8-Y]

@@Memoria1356 I bet it's the most accurate article on all of wikipedia too. God I hope he has it printed out and framed in his house. Dude deserves to milk every bit of pride out of this that he can.

[@Sam-uj9kn]

His skin is also super clear too! I'm kinda jealous

[@sefsprite]

Sammy and here I am looking like a meatball

[@tommysalami6900]

truely an international hero. he deserves a monument

[@cometmothcowboy]

a lot of “system loophole” people like the door dash guy are just people who don’t understand the multiplier effect :/ pay for your food guys. you might be feeding someone’s kids.

[@momop1848]

4:20 - Someone tried to scam me out of money after claiming to have my lost cat. It was the first response I got so I was hopeful. When they asked to be reimbursed $40 for feeding her I knew it was a scam. So I asked for a picture. The person spent maybe 20 minutes via text trying to convince me they had my cat. I offered to throw a zero on the end of their asking price for a pic and still didn't get one. Just kept guilt tripping me in texts. After they threatened to keep my cat I wished them luck then blocked the number. I regret not agreeing to meet the scammer then not showing up.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

I'm afraid to ask, but did you ever find your cat?

[@albiinohobitti]

@@chadschmaltz9790 I dont know if its real coz there are 420 two times... I dont really know so dont believe me

[@cyanity1017]

8:14 their mugshots have completely opposite moods. One of them is probably upset and genuinely sad they ended up getting arrested Meanwhile the other guy just has a smug yet concerned face like "yeah I saw this coming, I may have gotten arrested but my pal is going down with me"

[@Cinsavant]

Those gravestones look like the ones near the Ridges Sanitarium outside of Athens Ohio. They cared so little for the patients there (this was post civil war America) that most of the gravestones only had numbers on them, and they were so shallowly planted you could pull them out of the ground with 2 fingers.

[@bena4794]

Baby right next to the Gatorade in the car seat. I don’t understand how some people are even able to be so inconsiderate and careless

[@yosefyonin6824]

the dumber they are, the more the reproduce

[@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452]

“Where am I gonna put the Gatorade? I can’t just put it in the seat like a MAD MAN......hmmm....”

[@maninredhelm]

ikr? the gatorade wasn't even strapped in.

[@camdincer]

maninredhelm what an original jokee maan 👏 👏 👏

[@twentywordsorlessYT]

The Lab one broke my heart. I really want to go cuddle my Beagle, but unfortunately she's too far away for me to do that. :(

[@pho3nixgirl]

Exactly bc of that kind of assholes my dog lived on the street for years. And suffered on a doghouse where other dogs stole his food bc he was so little. (I adopted him two years ago, he was like 9 years old and the girl that worked there said that noone wanted him bc he was old and not a cute puppy) ffs.

[@ajoajoajoaj]

I think Steffi was her name not her breed.

[@riejrjejejrjejrjrkenendkdj4207]

“My kid just turned 13. I don’t want him anymore, He’s not a baby. Can I have a new one?” If you replace the word dog with human and it sounds messed up, then it already was.

[@juliagarin7876]

I agree so annoying when people do this, I have to say tho at least that person is actually trying to find a new home for the dog, so many people just dump poor animals at shelters or even just abandon them on the side of the road.

[@Gh0s7Dud3]

Frost Fire Fuckin nailed it. I’ve legit had people offer me their dogs because they “don’t match the furniture anymore”. I *wish* I was kidding.

[@duncandonuts9117]

I love your Chris Traeger Impression. It was subtle enough to make me do a double take and replay to make sure I heard it right!

[@TailsIsDisappointed]

Why does everyone f***ing upload when I watch Jaws?

[@gizmodaemocorn6776]

Cause you should watch jaws when creates sleep?

[@emigrant1510]

Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions Look Tails, it was a big step for me to reveal my feelings towards my crush, don't make me feel like shit because of it.

[@misterwuss5456]

You must continue watching Jaws forever or else there will never be another KZbin upload! We're counting on you!

[@sanickid4206]

Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions but you should make that band don't let tails bring you down

[@cheeztheartist3816]

I’m disappointed for your bad choice in movies Jaws 2 was way better

[@Clouditivity]

If Sorrow had a cult, I would join in a heartbeat

[@vortexastar193]

You say that like you're not already in it.

[@Clouditivity]

@@vortexastar193 shhh.

[@Cera_01]

There totally isn't already a cult...

[@Xighor]

Cult? What Cult? I see no cult here, there is no cult at all 😊

[@Bobbies1]

Oh you haven't heard?

[@Cottagegay]

I work at a movie theatre and you don't know the half of it!! On my life people not only trash the theatres with concessions but food they snuck in, alcohol, spit cups (I live in the south so chewing tobacco is common), and no joke I have found 4 condoms in the time I have worked at this place. If I could strangle every movie patron I would.

[@bunnyqueenkj]

My family and I actively grab WHATEVER WE can as we leave. And we usually sit pretty high (the best spots imo) so I go through the rows getting what I can. I was always taught you leave a place as clean as it was when you got there, or at least as close as you can. With Endgame out now, I wish you the best.

[@Quintonias]

I went to see Endgame this past weekend and, on the way out, I saw the employee who, most likely, was going to be cleaning the theater. The look of utter contempt on his face spoke a thousand words as to what he's had to clean in the past. This man looked like he wanted to end it. I feel for people in your position, I really do.

[@Cloud-ft9yd]

If it makes you feel better I throw my trash away when I leave lol

[@Cottagegay]

@SkyLit MNX Y e a h I once spilled a room temp cheese cup all over myself bc we had to clean a 200+ person theatre in 15 minutes with just three people and needless to say I wanted to hurl

[@Cottagegay]

@@bunnyqueenkj I greatly appreciate that just retroactively lmao. I try to do the same when I watch a movie both in my own theatre and any I visit and I can tell you from experience it is much much easier on the cleaning crew

[@connectionerror1619]

The only time i leave stuff in movie theaters is when 1. it’s too dark or in a certain place where i can’t find the box to any candy 2. it’s something small i dropped (piece of candy, or a small wrapper) 3. I fell asleep and after i woke up i forgot

[@gregoryfenn1462]

That’s fair :)

[@kudasai1861]

2:13 MY MAN'S WITH THE JOHN MULANEY REFERENCES

[@shinymainespoon]

“I was never sure..... UNTIL”

[@BehradDavoudi]

the tone was pretty spot on

[@jans452]

" _Seven_ What's New Pussycats, _IN A ROW._ "

[@strivingsol1816]

"As It's Not Unusual fades out..... It's dead quiet....... *BWAH! BWAH! WHAT'S NEW PUSSYCAT!?* "

[@kristinad4810]

There’s a *HORSE LOOSE IN THE HOSPITAL*

[@monarchmark1]

"the sell them when they're not cut anymore" I don't think dogs can be "not cute anymore"

[@GlacierTheTurtle]

Pugs

[@FrancisR420]

I think he means after they treat it so poor it loses its puppy like unconditional love and excitement around them.

[@maivaiva1412]

@@GlacierTheTurtle get fucked, every dog is cute. even the inbred, fucked-up abomination of nature and affront to God that is the pug.

[@maivaiva1412]

@@hairmonster i know. Hence the reference to inbreeding.

[@bnewtz7492]

maivaiva Abomination of nature? You mean abomination of humanity

[@tommy3408]

Poor bees they just wanted to listen to jazz

[@fredescobedo2556]

the "bees" in the bee movie are yellowjackets.

[@samwaldrop8464]

@@fredescobedo2556 then why isn't it called the yellow jacket movie..?

[@starfall9313]

@@samwaldrop8464 ikr? Is that dude okay?

[@LaureneZzi]

I used to work in a cinema. That's how most people left their seats and the floor after most screenings. Sometimes even worse. Chewed up and spat out sweets stuck to the seats....drinks spilled everywhere. How could you sit in your own filth? 😂

[@barackobama6691]

Man people gotta learn to eat they food

[@chuckled125]

The world would be a better place if everyone worked a job like that for some time.

[@gayjayy]

I literally don't understand how people can do that. Like, "it's their job." Their job is to clean up the few crumbs you accidentally drop, not that bullshit. I feel horrible accidentally dropping a few things of popcorn, how do those people feel nothing?

[@trixxsaurus2386]

13:43 ..You know, I've always said there are some people that just shouldn't be allowed to have kids.

[@Paninaulo]

hmmmmm I don't wanna know what Karen is there

[@seguaye]

I kinda wish that you had to go through a similar process to adoption when you had a child, sooo many less people would be born into awful homes. Of course, there’s no feasible way to control that.

[@jesse1593]

This video makes my heart hurt. 😢😢 At 9:18 IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE i hope the dog got a new and better home. 13:57 OH MY GOD

[@kadenpotak2387]

i see that john mulaney reference u ain’t slick

[@hussainshaik4778]

Even changed his whole tone for it. So glad I got the reference.

[@shinymainespoon]

Are you slick if you get nervous on airplanes?

[@Silverwind87]

How fucked up is that?

[@dylanchouinard6141]

Hey, has anyone seen the horse today- *Ominous hood clopping*

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

The one about the beehives being destroyed and killing 5.5 million bees is absolutely terrible. The whole thing either screams "teenagers who think they're badass" or "vegans who hate beekeepers"

[@gayjayy]

NOOOO! I fucking hope they got caught and thrown in jail. My fucking gods...

[@ekki1993]

Could it be someone they owe money to? Sounds way too evil for teenagers and only PETA would be as awful to bees.

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

@@ekki1993 see I was thinking like, middle schoolers? 12-14 who think they're so cool. But I wouldn't put it past PETA to do something like that

[@ekki1993]

@@littlemissunoriginal4337 How easily can middle schoolers get gasoline, though? It sounds like organised crime.

[@littlemissunoriginal4337]

@@ekki1993 I mean, my parents have a gas law mower, extra gas is usually around. But, there's alot of cases of bee yards just being destroyed. It may have been organized

[@kazoopenguin7389]

My reaction before watching the video: Cool a new Sarrow TV video! My reaction after watching the video: I live in a world with these people?! EDIT: Thx for uploading, this video wants me to be a better person.

[@ian-xg7ny]

the john mulaney reference was s t e l l a r

[@fricktics]

really threw me off my rhythm

[@aelores]

wait i missed it what was it

[@classyglassy2035]

aelores “It’s the one thing you can’t replace!”

[@elliotclose6038]

@@classyglassy2035 That John Mulaney bit was the one thing that kept me from throwing a party at my house, that and a lack of friends

[@dx1450]

"You owe me money for your birthday party." Wait, what?

[@Lisa-xd3ss]

I didn't get that one... He helped organized someone's birthday party and wasn't paid back for it or something? It's not that crazy to ask for 20$ back right? I fail to see how that makes someone pathetic.

[@dx1450]

@@Lisa-xd3ss I don't know about you, but if I throw a party for someone, I don't expect them to pay for it. Especially if it's only $20. But there's a lot of information missing here, like we don't know what kind of agreements were made beforehand.

[@Lisa-xd3ss]

@@dx1450 Exactly! He may not be such a shitty person depending on the agreements made beforehand. And it might be because I'm a student, but $20 is 'a lot' for me.

[@kaileewalden3586]

+Lisa Tiggelhoven It sounded more like it was considered "I'll help you out because we're friends" until their friendship ended and he _decided_ that the free help wasn't free anymore.

[@b-radfrommalibu9593]

Hey aren't you the guy that took 9 years to finish a joke or am I thinking of someone else

[@SketchUT]

8:50 as someone who has a 10-yr-old doggo and just got a 6 mo. pupper, this makes me extra sad

[@Mothspore]

0:55 Why the hell would anyone do this??? Like WHAT DO YOU GAIN FROM THAT

[@imveryangryitsnotbutter]

Maybe it was a rival bee farmer trying to put the competition out of business? idk

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

I'm Very Angry It's Not Butter!! then fucking negotiate or at least do some business deals, be better then eliminating 5.5 MILLION CREATURES YOU COULD’VE AT LEAST STOLEN AND PROFITED OFF OF.

[@sourgreendolly7685]

Only for a Skyrim mission. There’s no IRL justification

[@mono.isgtds]

I think there’s another comment with a link showing it’s fake to gain donations.

[@ghulam237]

@@sourgreendolly7685 destroying your neighbor's bees is so fucking raw in the world of league of legends

[@carterfinlay9626]

The lab mix looked almost exactly like mine. This slightly shattered my soul

[@HawHeckin]

I saw that John Mulaney reference u cant hide from me

[@superslobro]

0:43 A national treasure? no, he's an international treasure, many of us wouldn't be able to do most research without him, bless him.

[@KuLaydMahn]

Wow... Some of these genuinely saddened me. In retrospect, Im not sure what else I expected

[@terinbugs]

As a horticulturist who specializes in succulent and desert flora,The one with the girl stepping on all the cactus plants upset me the most

[@guitarlaughlin]

from your pic you look like 13-14

[@advancedraymondology2914]

I don't see it. I commented above after staring at it for a full minute. She's just standing there..what the fuck am I missing? Arfgffgdgsgs!

[@cowboyanxiety]

as a person that literally has no knowledge of plants whatsoever - id really love if you explained to me whats going on there! is she standing *directly* on the cacti or something..? is what she doing somehow damaging them? thanks in advance if you see this! ive been stumped by it since i saw it haha

[@darkartsdabbler2407]

Ashe i don't know about stepping on plants, but I can tell just from looking at her that she's the worst

[@advancedraymondology2914]

Yo! Can you friggn' answer us, plant lady?

[@opame1560]

that bee one almost made me cry as much as i cried when the dog was killed in a cleveland abduction

[@troodon1096]

That person has basically declared war on bees. I can't imagine that will work out well for them.

[@bbfsc123]

Oh my gosh that thesis one kills me. I need to know what happened