r/Maliciouscompliance Break Quarantine? Get Arrested!

[@strikeforce1500]

Ah yes, Fred is such a smart person. Because Roy wouldn't be able to find a job again, because he would be either 1. Dead. 2. Swimming in money from the sue he would probably made to the company for putting his life in danger. In either case, Fred would had drag the company into the ground with either of those choices. Good thing that Roy outplayed that POS of a boss

[@TnT_F0X]

I remember my boss asking why I A. Drop the mixing bowl to the ground and B. TURN IT OFF!!! Before using my arm to scrape the sides of a half-mixed batch of creme. He does it idle and half dropped no problem. I said No thanks I value my arm, but luckily I didn't work for a Fred, just a guy who thinks the Mixers from the 30's that occasionally jerk and move when cooling/powering off and can turn your arm into strawberry jelly cant hurt him if he is 'careful'. Note half dropped there is a 2 inch gap between the bowl and paddle, but if you got your arm stuck your bones would be dust. Fully dropped there is a 6 inch gap, so if you got caught it would break something but not ruin your arm... I still turned it off because... I value my arm? But yeah, NEVER do anything you think is dangerous because of a supervisor, even if they know to do the Job they do not do it every day and therefore are not one with the machine... like Roy.

[@leeowen4989]

@@TnT_F0X I wish more operators had this method of thinking because in my experience working with rides, a lot of younger machine operators just have no respect for what they are in control of. I've lost count of how many times I've had to remind ride operators that even though a ride may be a shitty little kids carousel, it will not stop for you if you get in its way. I came very close to giving one operator a very public beating after I came very close to running him down with a roller coaster train. For some inexplicable reason he decided to jump across the track just as I pressed the dispatch button. Luckily for him, there is a roughly 1 second delay on this ride between pressing the button and the train starting to move, this gave me enough time to see the idiot and smack the emergency stop through the control panel......... many swear words were directed at his location by me and my fellow engineer.

[@Gh0uliish]

“A boss chops his fingers off” AGAIN?

[@RiptoGakt]

That last one almost lost his fingers, though. Not sure about the other ones...yet.

[@nickolasondo6829]

Me: ........did i already watch this one already or...wait it happened again da*m

[@m0L3ify]

This is going to become a new subgenre

[@eisenklad]

@@m0L3ify r/cocktailfingers ? as in turning fingers into cocktail sausages

[@blobofink]

Lmao same reaction from me

[@spiritbaki108]

Fred: Gives Roy the finger Machine: *acquires finger*

[@floydlooney6837]

Fred wasn't "cut out" for it. lol

[@xDragonHybridx]

Have a like for forceful nasal exhale

[@TheNormExperience]

Lol, I enjoyed this far more than I should have!

[@free-range-enemy7328]

Machine:*OBJECTIVE COMPLETE*

[@millz5403]

Machines thoughts: “I finally have fingers! Roy said I would achieve my dream! Also said that to op but yay! Roy! I love you!”

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Picked up two middle fingers." ....I mean... The joke writes itself.

[@pandoratheclay]

Nice

[@jetfire1379]

I actually feel bad for the guy He now can’t flip anyone off

[@chileanguyfleegman]

"not cut for this job" is another gem.

[@Spuirt]

He gave “F**K YOU!” To the machine and it got mad

[@yikaii]

I love how the posts in your video are actually being read and not some text to speech bot plays

[@benthekingofking]

Same most of the time a 20 minutes video is too annoying with a robotic voice at least with R/slash we have a human with human reaction reading them

[@LPScarlex]

@@benthekingofking helps that sometimes we have puppy with human interactions too

[@ciarangale4738]

honestly ive considered taking up finding posts and getting a bot to read them, cause thats literally free cash just browsing reddit and finding the juicy clickbait

[@tacticianmatt3791]

Thats why this man is the only Reddit reader who has over a million subs, or anywhere close to a million

[@noobsteedbred3356]

@@tacticianmatt3791 7 SeCodnsns Agaoehb

[@bruhstop8499]

Malicious compliance: Aladdin”I wish I could be a prince” Genie”Now your related to Jasmine”

[@zer0d3athz]

No one: Jasmine: OH STEPBRO!

[@BigT.Larrity]

Princest is wincest~

[@Kalixis]

When your kingdom turns into Alabama ಠ╭╮ಠ

[@blobofink]

Holy sjir XD

[@nobodyspecial7147]

😂 what is this jeeeeez

[@SQUIISHY2304]

It’s illegal for landlords to evict people during the pandemic in Australia. That’s so messed up kicking people out when they can’t earn money

[@RawkLobstah88]

Greed is the name of the game here in the USA. It's why landlords have such a negative reputation: most of them just want your money.

[@yourlocaltheatrekid900]

RawkLobstah88 truth right there

[@erierierierierie]

@@RawkLobstah88 yeah you can offer double rent and they'll still ask for 'apreciation money'.

[@KooriAkuma]

That's how it was here in Texas, but since the opening that's changed. Ppl can get evicted starting Monday, if I remember correctly.

[@snacks1755]

@@RawkLobstah88 I mean the point of being a landlord is literally just to make money.

[@fear9780]

Mess with someone's machine and say goodbye by to fingers or limbs

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

Machinist here, can confirm. Machines are very dangerous if you don’t take safety precautions

[@3rdmonarch352]

that is true for every man and his machine

[@Eytaris]

That's not entirely true, only if the improvements are rushed, either by bad conception or poorly executed in a technical standpoint. you can't go indefinitely with a machine, pieces will worn out, some replaceable, some with a hefty price tag, some not manufactured anymore, or the machine can't follow the production requirements. as it break my technician heart, sometimes replacement is a better solution, cost effective, improve the products quality and increase the production volume.

[@frocat5163]

@@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox Double confirm. I ran Schutte CNC grinders for 7 years. Thankfully I never had to deal with anyone stupid enough to try and make an idiotic change like Fred. Seriously...it's a machine spinning a steel (or some other hardened metal) tool at several thousand RPM that CUTS METAL. Fred deserved to lose his fingers.

[@thunderflare59]

I don't even know what a spindle is, but I could tell loss of limb was coming when he adjusted it.

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

5:14 >told his father he wasn't _cut out_ for running the company Sounds like he isn't *cut out* for much else, anyway.

[@quintillusmaximianus5267]

That was painful to watch

[@alexkelsey7058]

It was probably worse for Roy and OP.

[@christianstachl]

Non-native speaker here, i never heard "cut out" in this context so far, does it mean something like he isn't suited to run the company?

[@Xixi_the_princess]

Christian Stachl Yup, though in *this* context it’s a joke

[@UnprofessionalProfessor]

@@christianstachl That's exactly what it means. In this case, it's a pun.

[@itjustmemanning8441]

The landlord trying to evict the company, got what he had coming to him. 😂

[@dmf1301]

Kevin Counihan really? That’s horrible, to take advantage of people like that! My sibs own a 2nd property, and they contacted the tenant to offer to work out an arrangement when the covid crisis hit! Because they both still have their jobs, so could afford to take the hit for a few months. THAT is being a decent landlord! If you’re saying that there are lots of landlords using this crisis to be scumbags, then I am very glad that at least THIS one got his comeuppance! May other tenants whose landlord is being an ass visit reddit or this video, and work out a way to stick it to their selfish and greedy landlords! 😏

[@millz5403]

That greedy crap

[@theautisticartist9370]

He’s probably in some major debt because of lockdown.

[@X3H3X]

If I was called a traitor because of some protest my parents went to, I'd simply say "Well I was told not to get involved in their Facebook stuff and since the protest was done via Facebook, I shouldn't get involved. Especially when they told me themselves not to get involved"

[@tbnrwolff3354]

I bet you 99.9% that it is black lives matter I can also bet you that it ain't no protest considering black lives matter is a terrorist group more of a riot of unorganized lowlife racist anarchist

[@lamontoseintolerant8916]

Love your vids I always put these as background music when playing games

[@BilIyBobTheThird]

I do too

[@lilsoftcake1375]

Same

[@maxpauldixon6546]

Same

[@kaeyakinner9438]

I normally listen when I’m drawing

[@eeliskokkonen7086]

Me too I’m playing Fortnite.

[@GaryRozu]

Hehe... heh heh... He wasn't "CUT OUT" for running the company... heh heh...

[@WobblesandBean]

When it comes to problems in the workplace, you really have to nip it in the bud or before you know it, you'll fall to pieces.

[@jeffreyjeziorski341]

A real hands on boss.

[@crowdemon_archives]

@@WobblesandBean quite literally

[@flinflam]

Way to point out the joke

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Everyone can agree that the world would be a better place if the Karens just started being normal people instead.

[@monkeybut]

No That's sExiIIIIiiiiIiiiIiiIT! DonT SAy KaRen I'm just joking I did see someone call it sexist on reddit

[@ZoltyWasTaken.]

Your everywhere

[@myweirdways4391]

J E L A L ! F A I R Y T A I L ! Y E S !

[@Taylor-kd9ld]

I've seen you before On a different video

[@censored6230]

TheBadMS no it’s my everywhere

[@lonelyanimation9303]

Karen the type of of person to yell at the police officer for taking her drugs

[@cravenw3554]

Let me add to the fire Karens are the type of beings to complain about the problem's in the world but forget what they see in the mirror everyday.

[@15oClock]

I've heard isolation is an incubator that turns habits into mistakes. Facebook is a premium incubator.

[@thatonewitch]

Huh, did not know I'd learn of another way to say echo chamber

[@ravengear7121]

The only political things my mom posts on FB is “cats and dogs for president, who will you vote for?”

[@herbyc608]

The answer is obvious... it is dogs

[@herbyc608]

Yugo for President 2020

[@nerouo]

Cats would be a better president, but yugo is better than everything

[@dmcken4671]

DOGGOS

[@nameholderplaceholder4856]

Flame war: *Allow me to introduce myself.*

[@kid10249595]

Honestly the eviction story is scary. It's scary how scummy people really can be to try and make a quick buck. Regardless of the fact that their still being paid rent still outside of the lease. They would rather take advantage of the current situation and screw people over than do the right thing. So satisfying to hear when they play a stupid game, they get a stupid reward

[@mattresskingofnightmares1123]

Fred: *gives Roy the finger* Roy: “Right back at you buckaroo.”

[@onetdev]

Every single time I hear "assistant manager" my brain corrects it with "assistant to the regional manager"

[@mariposa9506]

Me too!

[@CloverRose]

That story was mine. Fran had a stick up her butt ever since she was promoted to assistant manager but that didn't last long. Frank ran a few other businesses in the area and needed someone to help when he wasn't there. It was SO satisfying to know that I was the reason she lost her job

[@fireballsensei9287]

Clover Rose That’s awesome! I wish I could seen the look on her face when she got chewed out twice.

[@michalaswindail783]

@@CloverRose Can I ask why you capitalised your story so extremely?

[@Yomim1984]

Fred: Gives Roy the finger. Roy: *Takes Finger* Fred: You werent supposed to do that.

[@Necroxion]

"Break quarantine? Get arrested!" I wish our government in the philippines said that to the philippine national police - national capital region office director - who threw a massive birthday party with catering services ending in 22 police infected and a part of the hq quarantined He hasn't been arrested yet, no, while they're arresting street vendors with zero technology, let alone online work "But Jed" you say, "Aren't they giving them cash to compensate?" Somewhere $40 per family in the luckier cities. We've had one city split this $40 for every 3 families and not every city gets this as frequently as they need to

[@simplysim1346]

My mom told me that the malls were open today and i think it was chaos o.o

[@Necroxion]

@@simplysim1346 there's literally a viral picture of SM being crowded AF all over FB

[@simplysim1346]

@@Necroxion ikr! My mom showed me a while ago

[@AndreaHa]

@@simplysim1346 where do you live?

[@Ratonyoutube]

@@AndreaHa that's a creepy question

[@kazoo4308]

The amount of Karens every day is too much.

[@LPScarlex]

Without karens the world will not be blessed with rslash and the entitled-x subreddits

[@jakeinalakevods]

The better solution:. DESTROY THEM

[@kazoo4308]

The best solution: Yeet

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@jakeinalakevods You don't think burning people destroys them?

[@pandoratheclay]

The bestest solution:have the die from not being vaxxed

[@kaiglover3300]

Listen to these videos while doing revision and group study sessions because everyone likes them, something that you can listen to in the background and honestly has been a god send for this year 😂

[@LPScarlex]

No offense to rslash and other readditors but I recommend Jon Bois and Chart Party/Dorktown as background stuff

[@Richard_Nickerson]

I'm seeing a lot of these background listening comments lately, especially on this specific video. I honestly don't get it... they're stories, you can't passively listen to stories because you miss stuff, and you can't fully pay attention to stories because then you're not working. Are you the kind of person who doesn't actually pay attention to movies when you watch them?

[@theautisticartist9370]

@@Richard_Nickerson I mean... you watch it once and know whats there, and then put it in for white noise. So yes.

[@blackrose_221]

I'm pretty sure he read the fingers chopping post in a post before

[@KalibreSteelblast]

Sounds like a different story, if you're referring to the one that happened with a meat slicer.

[@shardonayM]

Shaurya Shrivastava it was a different story

[@annasstorybox7906]

@@sunhoteclipse4742 yep... Different story. In the other story it happened in a kitchen and it was OP who warned the boss not to do what boss intended to do...

[@ciarangale4738]

in the kitchen story i dont think the boss ACTUALLY cut off his fingers, just sliced em up. not sure on that though

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

It was a different story with a meat slicer.

[@TwinShards]

Roy -Nope, not using that, force me to and i'll report you to HSE. Fred -Yes i will force you to. -Fine i'll use it BUT you do the first batch to show me it's unsafe *Fred*: Ok. It only cost 2 finger per usage.

[@thestormai449]

8:30 in this story, they stated that anything left in the room belongs to the landlord, right? I'm almost disappointed they didn't fill it with poo or something.

[@PvblivsAelivs]

I can't say I'm thrilled with the idea of "protests are illegal." It is supposed to be a fundamental right to protest publicly. (Not endorsing the disruption of traffic, but too many places are saying you can't protest at all, or worse that you can't leave home at all.)

[@VelkanAngels]

100% agree with all of that.

[@warllockmasterasd9142]

a protest has to be announced ahead of time, so that traffic can be redirected and other things. and innocent bystanders won't be caught up in any ugliness, not to mention the people responsible for the protest has to sign some paper work to swear not to do violent things bla bla bla. A lot of people can be hurt by illegal protests.

[@TheKidnappedOne]

@@warllockmasterasd9142 all that sound like having to plead with the government to actually exercise your rights: "If it pleases the crown might I protest its tyrannical actions?"

[@justabunneh6490]

@@TheKidnappedOne Exactly.

[@superste2100]

The way that story went it sounds like it was not a peaceful protest more like a facebook directed flash-mob with the goal of disrupting public transport (OP never goes into how the disruptions are caused).

[@Zed-Corps]

It seems many have forgotten that the liberties and rights of others don't end where your fear begins.

[@mariposa9506]

Just like you dont get to drive drunk and swerve around running people over, you also dont get to expose everyone to a deadly virus through recklessness either.

[@zmbdog]

@@mariposa9506 It's your responsibility to protect yourself. If you can't then stay home. Healthy people continuing their lives expose no one to anything.

[@evanbaker5813]

@@mariposa9506 we also have the right to freely assemble and no power tripping governor can take this away. Driving drunk however has been illegal for a long time and doesn't violate the constitution so your comparison is so wrong

[@Zed-Corps]

@@mariposa9506 you clearly don't get *Our rights don't end where your fear begins*, enough with dumb analogies on constitutional rights to justify them to be taken away. Have you ever thought we will ever get back our rights that are being stripped away when they 'declare it over' which will never happen like how airports never went back to normal, why do you think every news station is saying this is the new normal? It's because they're doing bidding of globalists elites, it's what they want; even more control over the global populous. What are you going to be, a free thinker or an order follower?

[@sgoodso1]

My thoughts exactly, if you’re scared then it’s your responsibility to be safe, not everyone’s responsibility to make you safe. It’s a dark day when someone can lock you up without you having done anything.

[@dumbcowboi8803]

Lol I love how grandma was immune to dumb Facebook crap because she was to old for it.

[@ДарьяТырданова-х1ю]

Uploaded 6 minutes ago Me: Brain! Make a joke! Quickly!!! It's our chance! Brain:

[@heatherspill5817]

Even when your brain won't help you out, I still found that funny 😂 😂

[@wta1518]

Your brain said 41?

[@Azuraion]

I keep forgetting that during the winter months for me, the upload time is an hour later! I was waiting for this an hour ago lmao. Lots of love from Aussieland as always m8! Thank you for keeping us entertained during this pandemic time. «3

[@NinjaFlibble]

depending on the state Rslash lives in, it's because of daylight savings time (not sure how much of the world takes part in that)

[@kitkatw321]

@@NinjaFlibble we have daylight savings in Australia too but opposite to the rest of the world because we are going into winter

[@EmperorPal]

‘BEFORE’ EP: OP! Don’t get involved with Facebook! ‘AFTER’ EP: OP! Get our ID’s! OP: is it Facebook related? EP: Yes! OP: ‘click’

[@cartoonking1789]

Why do people who know nothing about machinery insist they are experts.

[@dickysatria7268]

Probably they think its like an ACME equipment that can be used by fools

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Dunning-Kruger If you think it's just machinery, then prepare to be disappointed.

[@straitdh7876]

Last time I was this early there was school

[@simplysim1346]

Last time i was this early was when i stayed up late :P

[@Olidixon64]

Straitdh same

[@LPScarlex]

Last time I was early there was a global pandemic (hint: not corona)

[@galaxydragon1249]

captain clout SARS ?

[@wta1518]

Where I live, the quarantine started on Friday the 13th R/hmmm

[@TinkBellQ]

You can garuntee that if the positions were reversed at the 10 minute mark, the parents would not be scolded

[@zachiaus3256]

Illegal protest? No such thing.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Peaceful assembly is the only type that is allowed. When people do shit like block traffic, without first getting a proper permit like they do for parades, it is an illegal protest. That or ones that call for acts of violence or commit such acts.

[@TeasyLove]

@@OmniscientWarrior what if the portrayal of the protest by the mainstream media is in fact false?

[@TheMymimi100]

OP: „only 5h of sleep“ me: „wait isn‘t that normal?“

[@strudel_reviews]

Not for teenagers they need at least 8-10 hours of sleep

[@butteredbiscuit663]

Me: *hears about a boss’ fingers being chopped off* Also me: *iS tHiS tHe SaMe ViD?*

[@em.j]

Same I thought the same thing!

[@LadyLenaki]

I have a way to describe self-described geniuses that are idiots in reality: genius with a 'J' Jenius is a surprisingly good insult...

[@jponder.23]

Hey y'all. Have a good day.

[@ireallylikegrapeslikealoti9746]

Reverse

[@Invalid571]

You too.

[@maxpauldixon6546]

Y but the wifi bad but i can still watch dis

[@wta1518]

UNO REVERSE

[@jeremytheimer7443]

5:13 "He wasn't cut out for running the company" I see what you did there.

[@Zeytrixx]

There are so many Karens to the point where they’re invading the world. Oh no...

[@lecraig_]

*Together we can beat them.*

[@FreedHellFire]

Where you get profile picture it *RADICAL*

[@strawberrilemnade9530]

Day 5: Petition to make Rslash say *Boink* when he's refering to the "S" word!

[@wta1518]

Which one? Poo or passionate hugging?

[@matthiasBdot]

I would expect the eviction story to and with them leaving the building full of construction end maybe even toxic waste since the landlord would own it after eviction

[@pokefan213]

First story: Talks about annual leave vacation pay. Second Story: Talks about someone getting their fingers removed. Third Story: Talks about Landlord not getting the profit he hoped to scam someone for Fourth Story: Talks about Facebook stories and Illegal Protests Fifth Story: Talks about Retail from 2005 so was the protest story the one about breaking quarantine? cause it didn't seem that way by how it was read, it seemed more like a facebook-drama post instead.

[@nathanulrich6568]

Yeah idk

[@RowanWarren78]

It was about the reopen protesters and their behavior

[@War450]

@@RowanWarren78 Old post but it couldn't have been about the reopen protests since OP said it was some racist shit done by stupid people.

[@Donna-qt1ot]

"Echo chamber of stupidity."🥴😁

[@Zed-Corps]

It's so ironic for that leftist to comment 'echo chamber of stupidity' lol.

[@justabunneh6490]

Like Reddit lol

[@nuyabuisness7526]

Whether or not the thing you are protesting is right or not, in the US, the term 'protest' and 'illegal' should never be in the same paragraph.

[@ohitkat]

These stories are perfect for driving. I love being able to turn on a playlist of your videos and just let it run.

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

5:27, machinist here, and it is extremely dangerous for that matter, plus while part is spinning, there is a chance that the part can pop out of the chuck and become a projectile that will easily kill you. CNC machines have heavy duty doors for a reason.

[@jeremyhallows7153]

I've been listening to your podcast on Spotify whilst doing work as I can't work in silence and I find it really relaxing and nice to listen to

[@Flowerlytdm]

My family’s landlord gave us 2 months to move during the pandemic but he called us to tell us we need to move my mom went to ask him when he asked for the rent and he just said we had 2 months. He also called us while drunk. Telling us he wasn’t going to call until he was going to construct an additional place in this house. We have lived here for 14 years.

[@dakotasmith3270]

His dog is asleep that is why he is talking so low

[@aliceh5289]

Holy shit, that first story is not okay. Roy should've explained "It's going to cut you if you lean over it" or given more detail. Letting someone get mutilated just because they're a jerk qualifies as nuclear revenge in my mind.

[@SpringTheUnwantedPlays]

when the grandma just calls and says i haven’t gotten the grin off my face it reminded me of how my uncle hates us all and acts like facebook mom and i’m op with my whole family hating me even grandma ops grandma is my followers and my friends lmao

[@badzombies2003]

As someone who has taken 3 of the 4 advanced manufacturing classes, NEVER MODIFY A MACHINE WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM THE OPERATOR, OTHERWISE IT WILL END BADLY!

[@kendra_t]

I really don't like the sound of "illegal protest"

[@austinriley8410]

Kendra T Yeah, illegal because the government told everyone it’s not a good time for them right now, so come protest later when you get permission. Everyone keeps seeming to forget that’s not how it works. It’s amazing to me how quickly people hand their rights over.

[@crestofhonor2349]

Austin Riley that still violates the 1st amendment unless it’s not in the US

[@justabunneh6490]

It's not illegal at all, the amount of people willingly giving away their rights is kind of scaring me. Kids turning on their parents like it's 1945 Germany.

[@TeasyLove]

freedom is not important, believing someone else to tell you what is healthy for you is important :P (sarcasm)

[@apricotluma]

5:13 Well his fingers certainly were.

[@Blank-xs8cr]

Last time i was this early obama was still in

[@TrainNerd97]

In the Facebook story on here, everyone who was pissed and called OP a traitor, should have NOT been pissed at OP, but instead at his/her parents, for telling him/her to NOT interfere with the Facebook stuff! Nice to know OP's grandmother wasn't one of them. Good, ol' grandmothers always have your back, am I right?

[@Vixey_Kin]

Thank u r/ for helping me through some hard times.. I always look forward to your vids.

[@simplysim1346]

This comment is wholesome :3

[@PliskinYT]

"Don't get involved with my facebook!" *Doesn't get involved* "Now listen here you little shit"

[@Ianriley27828]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nocount7517]

You know Governor's Decree isn't law, right?

[@mariposa9506]

Common sense isnt always law either but there you go.

[@cameronmcmaster4323]

Thank you for commenting it seems like everyone else is a sheep bootlicker

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@cameronmcmaster4323 No, it's just that more people are actually concerned with the serious pandemic than people like you who are more concerned about being told what to do. Petulant children.

[@evanbaker5813]

@@Richard_Nickerson I think were concerned with the fact that people are happy that your constitutional rights are being trampled on and were trying to defend them so the governors don't think they can just take them away any time they want.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@evanbaker5813 Learn how to use apostrophes. You're more concerned with being able to do what you want, regardless of the consequences or any of that. You think the ability to do whatever you want, even if you don't actually exercise that ability, is more important than keeping as many people healthy and alive as possible. You're more concerned that you're being told no than that millions of people get put at risk. My dad is in a nursing home and caught it because the staff is not maintaining proper protocol outside of the home. My ex's best friend's baby just died the other day. You have no idea what you're talking about.

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Oh no, only 5 hours of sleep? Welcome to my entire high school and college career. Oh and the few years when I worked in tourism in Boston despite working an hour away too. Welcome to the world... 5 hours of sleep isn't bad.

[@erict7840]

No such thing as an illegal protest

[@wd9dau]

Used to work at a DOE research lab as an electrician. Many people had accumulated large amounts of PTO. Management instituted a new rule limiting the amount of hours you could have. However, we worked under a union contract and politely told them to pound sand. Before this I had the same job at a cereal factory. Salaried employees could accumulate vacation. My direct supervisor was under constant stress from upper management and decided to retire early. He went on a three month vacation. He returned to find they had hired his replacement and offered to train him during his last 2 weeks. They told him no and not to talk to him. He proceeded to feed papers containing his accumulated notes on the job into a wastebasket while chuckling (his name was Chuck) maniacally! Served them right! His replacement was dumb as a box of rocks.

[@Hawk1966]

Wait, wait, wait a minute here. This dude is complaining that he only got five whole hours of sleep? I've worked double plus (18 even 20 hours) six days a week driving a wrecker. Five hours and he can't survive working in a grocery store? Damn. I haven't slept more than 5 hours a night in 20 years. Well, except for those few times I had general anesthesia for surgery.

[@ionaxia93]

Exactly, 5 hours is a lot of sleep. The whole time I was wondering how he could possibly be that tired. I’m a student and some students get three hours of sleep every night and then go to school with no problem.

[@Warrax85tp]

These stories are always so freaking crazy.... Most times, I can't finish a video in one go because I get too worked up. I usually have to watch it in 2 sittings. Anyone else? Just me?

[@clubgamerstudios9945]

r/slash Its my cake day. If u heart me then no karens will demand for your manager until next year.

[@KCCAT5]

Reeeeeee I want your cake, Now!👩🏼‍💼🙇🏼‍♀️🤣

[@Lotuswalker]

New to reddit... what is cake day?

[@Turbo_The_Femboy_Fox]

Happy cake day!

[@vehicom2198]

Stop begging

[@Nelsea7190]

atleast the former plant manager can still flip the bird using his 2 forarms. as for the 7day eviction/item sale. OP did go back. the place wasnt as nice as before and no AC (unlike their upgrades before destruction). the company that did take the space had no ac/hot as hell and didnt think the landlord was smart to make his request to include keeping the upgrades the company put in.

[@aldrichsisters824]

Hey rSlash, I look forward to your videos every day and have been here for over a year. I want to thank you for being my daily morning entertainment. So if you see this, you should give me your entire channel because I’m your biggest fan. Oh you won’t give it to me? Never mind your channel sucks. No one will watch your videos anyway. But for real, thanks for the daily content.

[@inkterp5322]

you forgot an all-caps incessantly swearing typo LOL

[@mostar1219]

I guess Fred knew he fucked up since he threatened Roy out of reporting him

[@merrillsmith6672]

The Facebook story is a classic case of be careful of what you say

[@glennrishton5679]

I cant believe the whining OP did about "only" 5 hours sleep. I just hope OP never joins the military, maybe a job in an office shuffling papers for 8 hours would be more fitting. Some jobs require better performance on less sleep than 5 hours.

[@Kannagms]

Do you not get demonetized for saying coronavirus like Illuminaughtii, Click, or One Topic?

[@Richard_Nickerson]

KZbin only recently allowed monetization for coronavirus videos, but I think it's only news and education videos.

[@OmniscientWarrior]

They are allowing anyone to say it now. Now to cover stories about it is another thing.

[@itsyagirldani1846]

10:45 OP was ready for Freddy

[@eggus9112]

Clicked at the speed of light when I saw that notif

[@lightningmcqueef1506]

Miyaki Naoka same😂

[@seanshanleyAnimeUWLPer]

SURRENDER NOW AND PREPARE TO FIGHT!! R/SLASH THAT'S RIGHT!! ENTITLED PARENT (WOBBUFETT) REVENGE! (MIME MIME)

[@andrewi.crocker8675]

At 3:03, was anybody else hoping he would say, "batpoo crazy"?

[@bobitboo2792]

I can’t stand finger-chopping stories

[@LPScarlex]

Can't quite *grasp* what went wrong when someone chopped fingers off

[@dmf1301]

What kind of idiot goes out without ID? Especially in the midst of a pandemic! Carry your ID with you everywhere, people. 😛

[@cronley0172]

Can you do more nuclear ☢️ revenge??

[@maxpauldixon6546]

Yeah their very good

[@simplysim1346]

I agree

[@tenhirankei]

@5:15 "he wasn't cut out for running the company"? LOL

[@jameschristian1720]

I find it funny how people who use the excuse I can't do it because I have "" back issues"" whenever it comes to doing actual hard manual labor. And when they don't technically have any real " back relates issues" I find it funny because I actually have back related issues my back related issues are that I have scoliosis " curvature of the spine" for the uneducated meaning my body is always in constant pain and yet I can do all sorts of manual labor like getting on my hands and knees scrubbing floor lifting heavy equipment (I'm a dishwasher) at the local restaurant..

[@noxumbrose6585]

Do you have any suggestions for dealing with the pain? I have scoliosis as well, and I used to work for Panera and loved doing the baking, but lifting the baking sheets above my head for hours put me in so much increased pain I was in tears uncontrollably and if I'd pushed it any further I wouldn't have been able to even drive the 5 minutes home. According to the x-rays I have, it's mild scoliosis, though several doctors suspect that I may have other underlying issues... Still, I'd like any advice I can get. Edit for typo

[@ShindoKagiri]

Dad: "don't get involved in your moms Facebook stuff* Me: *doesn't get involved* Parents: *gets arrested* Rest of the family: "Traitor" Anyone see the logic in this?

[@mystikk1566]

When theres only one comment #notifsquad

[@Darkhaz0rD]

Grandma's response in the quarantine story made me lol.

[@helloiwatchytalot]

Hi

[@stupidratt]

me n the boys when grandma says she misses you

[@siryeetalot5289]

Yeet

[@rowanfernsler9725]

Nice

[@RedLock12]

Gues you year first 😂

[@cavemanooggabogga7024]

Ey nice, you got the first comment. xd

[@Niallhs]

Well done mate

[@gc6096]

3:23 Titan Piot:/Mechanicus: Could he be one of our ancestors?

[@idontevenknow9758]

I get the whole protest thing, this situation sucks I know. Yet....people are dead. People who didn't have to die died because of a virus that we still don't understand fully yet. I think what makes me upset is how they want hairdressers and bars open but still, people are dead and not coming back. I think its extremely disrespectful to those who have lost family and friends but none of these protesters seem to care. That's why they don't have an ounce of support from me as it just seems more like complaining. But whatever they can do whatever they want but that's I feel about it.

[@karlstucki879]

I've seen those clips with people talking about hairdressers and bars, but i can't help but wonder if they're being taken out of context to make them look bad. Like, what if they're talking about being willing to use these services, but not being able to because of the government? Suddenly it's not them being selfish, but wanting to support these businesses. And, while i agree that the pandemic is killing people, recessions kill people too. At what point does the cure become worse than the disease? Will we ever even know? I'm not necessarily saying i agree with all the protesters, but i think oversimplifying the situation does a great disservice to everyone.

[@VelkanAngels]

People disagree on what's worse. My lung function is impaired and I'm in overall bad health, so apparently I'm one of the people who'd be at risk of dying if I got infected. That does NOT automatically mean I care more about my own safety from this one particular thing, than the vast majority of the world's quality of life and safety from other things. One might say that would be selfish of me. After all, does it make more sense for 90% of the population to stay inside to protect 10%, or for 10% to stay inside to protect themselves? It's not as simple as "either you care about people and want to stay locked down indefinitely while people's lives and livelihoods are falling apart, or you're a selfish jerk".

[@idontevenknow9758]

@@karlstucki879 Hey that is a very valid point and yes I agree small businesses are at high risk of closing for good which can have ripple effects on the economy. Maybe this is just what I saw because there were people with guns when they had the protests on TV and stuff like that. That definitely alarmed me as too why they would do that. I think maybe if they toned that down and changed a few signs maybe people will be more sympathetic. You know focus on the businesses to get some government relief or something that can help them. I can totally see that there are those there who want to support businesses and maybe a few bad apples that make them look bad.

[@idontevenknow9758]

@@VelkanAngels Hey, I wish the best for you and your health. I do hope things get better soon. I would rather see more people survive then die. Your not selfish at all and you have to do what you have to do, there is no shame in that or your opinion. I don't expect everyone to agree with me on anything as does you because we will have various thoughts on how to approach the topic. I am one those people that if I could protect someone else and I am able-boded I will try my best. I do feel the protesters maybe if their intentions are good, I'm a little put off by the use of guns as a means of intimidation from what it looks like on the news. I just think if they want their voices heard there is a better way of going it peacefully.

[@karlstucki879]

@@idontevenknow9758 That goes for every group. I'm not a big fan of the open carry stuff either, even if they do have the right to do it, it definitely looks aggressive. Still, so far i haven't heard of any shootings, so credit where credit is due. It's not how I'd do it, but if it's not illegal, power to them. I really just wish this whole thing wasn't politicized to the degree it is. Can't help but feel we could have some really productive discourse if people listened to each other, and worked together to address all these concerns.

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

Dad: “Don’t get involved in Facebook events” Three hours later Dad: “ Please get involved in this Facebook event” OP: “No” Cop: “Hahaha, you morons”

[@Donor-yp4mu]

Is this a reupload? Seems like I’ve seen this before

[@Megnality]

Same! I could’ve sworn I heard the story about the indoor leisure park before. I’ve noticed it in a bunch of his videos lately, I think he’s re-using some stories

[@Richard_Nickerson]

@@Megnality You seemed to have answered your own question... you follow multiple reddit channels.

[@earlinejackson8151]

The rent was paid, he couldn’t kick you out in 7 days anyway, you should have sued the crap out of him.

[@StrimClocks]

The story about op not getting his parents IDs is just sad. He is way too happy that his parents got arrested, and he was needed to help them. I hope I never meet op because if I ever wrong him in the slightest, he'll stab me in the back laughing as he posts the story to redit.

[@MrKinglevaan]

Ah yes, because letting horrible people deal with their own mistakes after trying to stop them from being bigots is so terrible.

[@StrimClocks]

@@MrKinglevaan It is taking pleasure in their misfortune that I take issue with. Justice takes no joy in the execution of the guilty; vengeance revels in the destruction of the guilty.

[@Michael-rr1em]

5 hours of sleep is an eternity

[@gamma6495]

Last time i was this early, i was this early

[@survivedandthriving]

In Canada (I can't speak for other places) we have a legal right to a safe workplace, and a legal responsibility to refuse unsafe work. If your boss insists on you doing something unsafe at work, you may (and must) refuse to do it. If the manager won't back down, make threats of disciplinary action, firing, etc. we can report the manager and they will be subject to personal fines as well as those for the business. These fines are generally quite large even for first infractions. My old employer got one of those fines and it was over $200k at that time (my guess would make it closer to $500k now). And yet, they still tried multiple times to get me, and others, to do unsafe work. We knew enough to refuse and the business knew enough that they would be fined even more if any of us reported it so they backed down (though I did a few times have to threaten to report). This approach to employee safety (and lack thereof) is a big part of the reason that that place is my former employer. They treated their staff like garbage so I moved on to somewhere better. Apparently, when others learned that I left they realized that they too could go somewhere else. There was a small exodus after that, with most of the best-qualified and hardest-working staff following me (also a hard-working, well-qualified person) out the door.

[@-doc-]

Facebook most of the time beings out the worst of someone

[@MGlBlaze]

Lathes can be shockingly, horiffically dangerous machines. They have an insane amount of torque, and if a piece of you happens to get in the way the thing won't even slow down. There are lathe accidents where people have gotten pulled in to the machine and there isn't much recognisably human left. I'd say it's one or two steps below getting pulled in to a jet airline turbofan engine. Never put anything in or near them while they're running.