r/Maliciouscompliance I Brought a Severed Human Toe to School

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r/Maliciouscompliance When OP's teacher tells him that he has to give a presentation in class and make it interesting, OP goes for toe-tal shock and awe by bringing in his cadaver-sniffing dog. Of course, if he brings in his pooch, he also has to bring in samples for his dog to sniff! So he brings a severed human toe to school and watches the shock and horror on his teacher's face!
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[@rSlash]

Teacher: DID YOU BRING A HUMAN BODY PART TO SCHOOL?!?!?! OP: Yes, and I *toe*tally deserve an A.

[@hananmohammed3661]

Hi man

[@gabri_maybe]

Hahahaha Very Funny

[@sophia2664]

Ha

[@gerison7868]

R/ed my head

[@russianbear7832]

*HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

[@Nylak-Otter]

I am the OP for the dog story! I was casually listening to your narrrations, and this was a pleasant surprise. Glad you enjoyed my experience!

[@bookapillar]

Awesome Story! I loved it, you did the perfect thing and got yourself an A.. Somebody above this comment really wanted to know, in the case of your job who provides the human remians to you trainers? I made a guess and answered, but I'm sure im way off of course, if you see this I'm sure many people would love to know more about such a cool and important job!

[@imzadi83fanvids7]

Awesome story! I would've loved to be there for that presentation. I love dog training. And dogs of course, lol.

[@stargazer1998]

Pet your dogs for me!

[@jerryeubanks3177]

You rock. I love your malicious compliance.

[@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934]

You are such a bamf OP!

[@stepgamerdad]

Yeesh. The OP from the second to last story is one badass lady to have taken one for the team like that.

[@aldranzam3456]

She knew what was going to happen and she went till the end... i have had long term damage to my foot from one day of wearing high heels and barely walking around. i can't even imagine the pain that torture must have put her thru. She's a goddamn trooper

[@tigeresscrazy8085]

I ended up walking several miles bare foot cause of my own stupidity and the entire bottom of my feet had blisters even with that experience it probably only a fraction of the pain op was in

[@sirijaw]

I wore high heels for 14hours as a maid of honor, walking for at least 10hours serving wine to old men/doing parades on a non flat surface, it was painful. Btw I took this decision because the others decided to wear ballerina and it wasn't my taste. I did it two days in a row I may be crazy

[@mistymoooooor]

666 likes

[@SeeMeRowan]

I couldn't walk in three inch heels for more than an hour... This lady is badass. I hope she didn't have any long term affects from the shoes.

[@allreddan]

The dog story reminds me of My brother-in-law. He had to give a presentation on abnormal psychology and wanted to make an impression. At the beginning of his presentation he passed around a plate of cooked, unseasoned steak. Once everyone had it (and most had eaten it) he introduced his topic - cannibalism. Some students immediately took the steak out of their mouths. The professor just grinned and started eating from the plate, commentating about how good it was. My BIL had clued him in and the professor thought it was a hilarious idea.

[@colin9164]

Plot Twist: The kid didn't get those steaks from cows.

[@crazykids6704]

Daniel Allred ok this is awesome lol

[@dragonglitch5025]

Wow

[@WirlWind494]

I've heard human meat is more like pork, so he should have gone with that if he really wanted to traumatize some people.

[@spacecthulhu296]

@@WirlWind494 everyone has a different response because of the person's diet. Some people tasted like beef others pork and even lamb

[@Futu06]

The OP from the second to last story had a good idea to prove a point, but it would have been easier to go: "You say dresses and high heels, I say a call to every newspaper that picks up and a story about forcing women to wear tight dresses and heels at work, and then a lawsuit for discrimination and damaging employee health!" It's literally against most countries' labour laws to apply an inconsistent dress codes between men and women, if the difference is unreasonable. Requiring women to wear a dress in and of itself is okay, as it can, too, be considered just an item of smart clothing, an employer can't require women to wear high heels or makeup at work. Especially high heels, since wearing them significantly damages your feet and prolonged wear (i.e. at work every day) can lead to permanent damage. Problem is if you object to this type of shit or point out they can't require you to do it, they can just choose to not hire you or let you go. But if you're pissed off enough...sue the shit out of them and leave with your money is what I say.

[@darknesshas1]

also, Selective placement of staff (Such as only the women get to be dealers) is also considered discriminatory if its obvious enough

[@ignatz14]

I have to disagree with you to some extent. Threatening to go to the press and court likely would've been very detrimental for OP and probably some of the other women working there as well. Since not every country has those labor protection laws I could've been quite a risk to immediately threaten with press and lawsuits rather than showing them what the problem was with the new dresscode. Another thing is that it likely didn't come from maliciousness but ignorance, evident by the changes made after the events without extended lawsuits or medial mudslinging. Simply by appealing to their compassion and common sense in light of the new evidence that wearing heels for hours is extremely damaging. And lastly, even if this course of action hadn't worked, the option of reporting it to the press and/or state where still open for them, only this way the stress and drama for OP was at a minimum.

[@Futu06]

@@ignatz14 I know, that's why I finished with "If you hate them enough." :D Threatening legal action most likely means having to say bye to that job. I agree that what OP did was probably the best solution if she wanted to keep said job. But I don't agree that it's not malicious and only ignorance - ordering your female staff into clearly sexualised attire doesn't happen by accident. You don't confuse high heels and tight dresses with just any kind of smart clothing. Plus any ignorance to heels being uncomfortable and awful was remedied the second the female staff told them so. It shouldn't require a show and tell - to anyone who's even seen a stiletto shoe in their lives, it should be common sense that you can't be in those for prolonged periods.

[@ignatz14]

@@Futu06 they where probably ignorant to the damage heels can do when wearing them over a long time, probably should've made that more clear. Their thinking was probably along the lines of, "Women are often wearing high heels and dreses when going out and don't seem to have any problems. So it's probably fine when we have ohr female employees wear that too to get more customers." And yes, I absolutely agree making them wear it is pretty discriminatory.

[@_monomorph_1411]

Rainbow Dash is best Pony OP said that all the women told their employers that it was unrealistic, and that they’d never make it to the end of a shift because of how uncomfortable the shoes would be, and their response was basically ‘too bad, suck it up’. They can’t really claim ignorance on that. OP should have sued their asses off at the end of that shift. And the dresses ARE discrimination, because the dress code for men is smart/ black, but the women don’t have the option to wear pants. They HAVE to wear dresses.

[@anonymouss1270]

Ahah deleted, love that guy

[@OmniscientWarrior]

He is better than Anonymous.

[@adogondrugs]

@Epitath _ WHA-

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

ikr me too

[@neonishere123]

Yeah man he's everywhere!

[@rhybaax8829]

His brother unknown is amazing aswell

[@doodlefawn4742]

The story about the dress code, I was expecting OP to straight-up pass out. How can a management crew literally NOT even consider how people might be within the uniforms they're wearing. Had those ladies not protested, with OP taking one for everybody, there could have been some horrible and disastrous consequences.

[@elijahjarman2837]

Sex appeal.

[@chrislanglois8275]

definitely lawsuits and union of some sort and some other organizations getting involved for the permanent dmg to the poor girls. especially if they didnt see the aftermath and the woman just went with it till they could no long walk or had an accident. ive seriously shuddered multiple times just imagining this torture show, now trying not to and still. i can only imagine the 1st person perspective of those managers who had barely any empathy to begin with and shocking them into feeling a variety of such emotions turned up to an 8 minimum. compared to those of us with the empathy of a 4 yr old sad to see their mother cry when were the 1s with a broken arm or leg or injured some other way. >_

[@foremanhaste5464]

That is really really simple. The management contains no people that have ever worn heels. That wouldn't be too surprising as they were likely all men.

[@midnightkitty8172]

The story about the Bartender wearing heels is golden; high heels are not only uncomfortable to wear, they also misalign the bones and can lead to foot, leg, and finally back problems.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

Casio girl donated her smashed toes to cadaver dog guy.

[@mostar1219]

My mind went to "Emo Dad"

[@aurongrande6141]

Yay. It's r/Maliciouscompliance Monday. Will it be r/Treelaw Tuesday tomorrow?

[@ARF_average]

R/rslash

[@GALACTICREZZ]

And then r/TodoDekurightes Thursday. (Fight me)

[@Duckiesmh]

GREAT VIDEO RSLASH I TRY to make all my videos as good as u and as funny love u man

[@w2krispy138]

@@ARF_average r/foundthemobileuser

[@justdenks]

@Maciej Nenutil oop

[@RoyaltyKaiSweets]

The story with the high heels reminded me why I hate high heels so much and also why NO ONE should wear them for long periods of time, especially if they are walking for those long periods of time.

[@TsukiKageTora]

Teachers everywhere have got to be careful when asking someone to do something they feel comfortable with for a school project. I mean toe OP just proved this 100%

[@SH-qs7ee]

My mother is a teacher, and one of her students got his uncle in trouble by bringing in 'treasure that his uncle found' for show and tell. It was jewellery, stolen in a series of burglaries around town.

[@jamesweekley1087]

OP at the casino: you are a superhero for taking that one for the team. I hope your co-workers gave you the respect you deserve. . . And earned. And I hope there was no long term injury to your legs. Also, you are an iron woman.

[@crazygeek6319]

the high heels one she should also have made a point of going to doctor and get as much as possible paid days and send them the bills of the doctor and they have to comply

[@ked49]

Yes

[@indigo.2927]

That high heel girl is a badass, I would never be able to do that

[@Sigmaairav]

Mix that toe into a potion and you can fortify your carryweight stat

[@somerando2702]

put it in a stew

[@OmniscientWarrior]

Fuck carry weight, use it for increased strength.

[@user-my6vh7fj9t]

OmniscientWarrior Carey weight is actually super useful in the long run.

[@somerando2702]

@@user-my6vh7fj9t especially when it comes to S.T.A.L.K.E.R

[@thatgamer2434]

NO just use fortify potion making then make that potion again until you make a final ultimate potion of your choosing

[@jydoesstuff7660]

Don't you just love a Human Toes in a high school final exam! Right?

[@spiritbaki108]

Or left

[@annalyssaloya3751]

It's everyone's favorite thing!

[@deinogreenstreet8631]

I mean, it's bad if you *don't* have any human toes in a final exam, if you do have humans in a final exam

[@victoraugusto743]

College*

[@Richard_Nickerson]

Professors teach college

[@TetraSky]

When management is full of men who doesn't understand that high heels are not comfortable...

[@shadowscall7758]

I think most men understand they are uncomfortable. Those guys were just sexist jerks. Personally, I would be happy if high heels just disappeared. People shouldn't have to endure permanent damage and bodily harm just to look "good".

[@ResidentMilf]

Fun fact! High heels were invented for horseback riding. The heels were meant to keep your feet from slipping off the stirrups.

[@shersmk90]

@@ResidentMilf And were first made for men. Not for women.

[@limiv5272]

@@shadowscall7758 I don't even think they look good, and when the woman wearing them is all wobbly and walks funny it's just terrible to watch

[@Nummer176]

ResidentMilf heels were invented like that, but definitely not high heels. You might argue that the developed from the initial heels, but it's just not comparable.

[@xercarnage]

Randomly scrolling in my recommended and saw the new video 5 mins ago and decided to come watch it as I like listening to the strange and interesting stories r/ reads out

[@InnerEagle]

Wow, this user [DELETED] is so famous he writes most of the stuff I read, must be pretty organized with his time /s

[@alsoe6765]

69 likes... Nice

[@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378]

Deleted?

[@junaidahghani7561]

@@justsomeyoutubecommentorwi4378 yeah, the [DELETED] guy has a lot of story

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@junaidahghani7561 I'm pretty sure that someone has that name, just nobody knows.

[@amountedak9246]

@@nikkiofthevalley since i can't prove whether someone actually has that name, this will be considered a theory.

[@georgeheilman885]

That casino worker really lived up to the lyric "Dying on your feet for honesty."

[@somerando2702]

The casino owner was beyond stupid to think wearing a dress and heels increased the amount of tips In reality the workers probably got stared at by sweaty middle aged creeps

[@joobletmaster5000]

Holy shit, man. It's hard enough to find heels that fit, and they hurt like hell when they don't. Even when they do, I can barely make it past a couple hours with them on. Props to that one lady.

[@kendra_t]

I got a Dr Scholl's ad during the casino high heels story.

[@deniseeulert2503]

Loved the toe sotry. That demo sure was not the usual lecture, that's for sure. I had to do a speech like that at baking school, and I did it on chocolate and cocoa, how it's processed, and so forth. I handed out samples to the class to demonstrate different types. Handing out chocolate makes you popular!

[@arrangemonk]

the human toe thing reminded me of a stunt i pulled off at work. we had an ongoing discussion on about how to find out if a severed body part is a part of a corps or just a body part. and i was ordered to participate in a presentation course, and everyone was hyped by the discussion decided i should do a presentation about bodyparts. and so i did, i held a 15minute presentation about preservation of human tissue (comparing it with preserving food, the similarities gets everyone). with illustrative material (a preservated toe i borrowed from an archive). this is now one of the stories my coworkers tell to new people when they ask whats the deal about me.

[@JustinWahlne]

That lady in the heels is such a badass. You go, woman!

[@HappinessNoises]

I can't think of a comment other than, "there are going to be self promoters."

[@Duckiesmh]

GREAT VIDEO RSLASH I TRY to make all my videos as good as u and as funny love u man

[@parito5523]

Great vids my dude, Also guys, go check out my music... and my game, and the last lana del rey album, and buy the latest Samsung note 11, the BEST phone in the Market (read this with rslash intonation)

[@ineedabreak6063]

Duckie Self promoter but sneaky

[@mrs.weston5080]

Nice video Mine are really good too, you should watch them, I get about 3 views a week! Which is a lot, I know. You should check my channel out... IM ALSO SUBBING TO ANYONE THAT SUBS TO ME

[@apollo4294]

Duckie stop being a self promoter

[@ladytenor9876]

That last story had me laughing at OP's choices of responses to the dim-witted stupid -visor.

[@musicbrush9231]

You should end with " hit that like button because it really helps Yugo". People love dogs and will do almost anything to help them. 😉

[@rax-493]

Music Brush so right like how I wanna help all starving dogs in my town by saving up enough money to buy a shop hire a few people and open the shop to strays.. then we throw them in the oven cook them like a fine steak and tell people it’s cow meat😊boom dogs starving solved

[@carenxatu5962]

I love how the boss in the last story just said “well played”. That was great.

[@meganj9187]

For the dress and heels one, she should have gone to get professional help and claim it as on the job hazard and cost her job more money for their greed

[@MrsShocoTaco]

To the person with the cadaver dogs, that sounds less like malicious compliance & more like a good teacher. You did get through the demonstration after all.

[@BrennoC_YT]

9:20 I thought this was a Bad idea Until you Give the Idea of the Dog Search for it, THATS GENIUS

[@whatisthis119]

Guy:"Mind your own dang business" Everyone:"Ok"

[@Positivekitten]

You get extra points for the Baby Groot thumbnail!!!

[@ResidentMilf]

*toenail

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

@@ResidentMilf your profile pic matches the tone of your comment

[@Positivekitten]

ResidentMilf Thumbnail of a Toenail! LOL!

[@crystalqueen1912]

I know you probably won’t see my comment but I wanted to type that I was able to convince my brother that this channel was good and now we watch these amazing videos together. Thank you for making amazing videos for everyone!!

[@jordanmchighlander9365]

I'm not rSlash but I'm glad to hear it! I've been watching every video of rSlash since last year and I love watching these with my sister when she's available.

[@itjustmemanning8441]

I'm with you, OP should have hid something on the instructor. That would have been fun!

[@907liondancer2]

Nothing is more satisfying than some good ol fashioned Malicious Compliance! "Where people ALWAYS do what theyre told. No matter what!" :)

[@Venucifer]

Ah yes, my afternoon snack. A fresh rSlash video.

[@Nokomomo22]

Ah yes, my afternoon snack. R/slash.

[@monarchatto6095]

Nokomomo 22 simple, but deadly.

[@Somedude-ok2tt]

I heard heels were a walking hell but I didn’t think they could kill.

[@Yickerd]

Stonks

[@ineedabreak6063]

Somedude0029 Stonks

[@whisperingthylacine]

I'd love to see a cadaver dog work! Not in a morbid way, I just love dogs in action!

[@cleventinetheclementine195]

9:32 it would be even better if he had the dog sniff the hair and blood samples, and the dog suddenly sniffed out the toe in the profressors desk, without anyone knowing someone hid it-

[@chaosa928]

8:23 dem-on-straw-tive 😂 why does that make me laugh??

[@anthonynielsen4975]

It's DemOnstrawtive not demonstrAwtive - Hermione 2019

[@leohunter801]

To the guy who trains dogs for pretty much emergency/police/(ig) mourge services it must take a long time to train dogs like that but I honestly think that's really cool and also the whole giving your prof a human toe was hilarious

[@ayt3877]

Grandpa just sitting in his chair cracking a cold one and watching his asshole neighbor lose his shit 😂 the best part is that he didn't had to lift a finger, literally

[@benthomason3307]

Props to the manager for the last story for being emotionally mature enough to accept when they're proven wrong.

[@xemjaskuranari2547]

2:47 LMAO I love this story.(I've heard it before, and the neighbor had it coming)

[@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010]

You dont mess with a national park man they can fuck your shit up

[@nonespencer9482]

I like the what the supervisor said "well played". It shows that he was not a vindictive jerk.

[@gamelife1133]

Next thing you know Teacher: please give me your eyes and ears OP: (slowly pulls out a knife) ok...

[@Somebodysgamin]

I like the last story the most cause the supervisor at the end was understanding and wasn't pissed off because of what happened, he just said well played.

[@Adelynoir]

The one with the anxiety artack.. man. That happened to me during a final. I straight up broke down, unable to breath. My teacher had no idea what was happening g and laughed. She thought I was just trying to get out of it

[@IHaveWaffles]

XXX: State of the Union, "my mom was a waitress and she wouldn't be caught dead wearing high heels on her shift."

[@ashleycrane7175]

This reminded that the time that I gotten mugged. I was going to Collage at the time, upgrading for my field, Medical. Back story; English is my domment lanage not my first and i boomed English class so many times. I live up here in Alberta, Canada and at the time of the mugging it was Winter ( so - 25 celeus below with winds -37 celeus below), 2009 and I am a short Frist Nation Cree women.With the 1 1/2 to 3 1/2 hour commut from out of the city, I park around 12 to 16 blocks away (free street parking at the time) for the collage and walk the rest of the way, with a 36.3 Kg (80 pounds) of books, my lunch (in Tupperware) and suppies. I was broke at the time and can't afford $25 a tearm locker, plus 3 to 4 hour every day i had course work at home, so i opped out and used my car as a locker/ home office. So on to the story: I had Biology that day and a double block 1300 hrs to 1545 hrs (1 pm to 3:45 pm) and we (class) where dissection goat eyes and pigs hearts that came from the meat packer (butcher) that morning. After the class i asked the bio teacher if I can take my dissection home to give to my dogs. He it was okay and that he would of had to cantul them (a way to get rid of old or unusable meat) and some of my classmates given me theirs too. So in the end i had 4 eyes and 3 hearts in my lunch Tupperware that was place in my backpack , the fur off my key chain, my wallet (with $0 in it, gassed up in the way in) and my cell under all this mess. So my track back to my car was slow, freezing and weighted down( because of backpack). This guy comes running from behind and grabs my bag off my back, then dumps me in the frozen, hard snow. I was stun and lay there for a bit and thinking sh**. But the best part when the butt much screamed bloody murder and calling me a murder. Then he ran off. Some from one of the business ran up and asked if i was okay? i just said cold, while pick up my backpack , books and spilled Tupperware that was on the ground. The jack*** had to look in my bag to take something that was light to run off with had opened the Tupperware with the body parts, then dropped my bag. Had to give a statement to the RCMP (cops) and then drive 4 hours and minutes home in a whiteout . Nothing was stolen, just gotten wet from the snow and i got a cold.

[@AustinBlack28]

Are you ok after that experience?

[@ashleycrane7175]

@@AustinBlack28 yes socked but they wee worsted off due to the pigs hearts and goats eyes they found

[@AustinBlack28]

Ashley Crane did the cops ever come to you or no

[@preciousfreckles120]

Hero's don't always wear capes, they wear High Heels!! OP is my HERO! You go girl!

[@thomasriddle1952]

Or in this case.. they don't!

[@theblindgoddess7065]

For the dress code story, as someone who is an avid wearer of high heels, I can tell you first hand that you need to test the shoes for comfort and wearability before trying to wear them for more then 30 minutes at a time while walking and standing non-stop. Some heals are "made for walking" as I like to put it, and some are not. Heals that are "made for walking" are generally ones that will leave you with a sore calf or ankle or ball of foot or two but leave little to no other damage and after a while of repeated use you will grow accustomed to this soreness. Heals that aren't made for walking will tear up your feet, leave you with multiple blisters, and could twist your ankle. And a general rule, if you are going to be in your feet all day and you want to or need to wear high heals of some sort, opt for shorter heals that will put less strain on the different at risk areas of your foot, ankle, and leg. And if you can, wear wedge heals as they tend to be more comfortable and give you more balance.

[@impagain]

The high heels thing was fucking METAL. I wore ridiculous heels like that for a convention once, for a cosplay. 12 hours, concrete floor, 5" platforms. And like, I didn't bleed, but I did nerve damage and half my feet and all my toes were numb for 1 month and a half following.

[@vratron]

Fair play for the dude from the last story he realized he was dumb and fixed his mistake most others would have gotten more mad

[@lindevoskamp4948]

Well not the entire street since a lot of them were apparently 'up north', but yeah there must've been at least one other person who noticed and decided not to do anything either😂😂

[@jackadams3878]

13:49 i wouldnt have told them a damn thing except "my pay doubles immediately or i call an attourney. you have 15 seconds to decide"

[@sody9798]

RESPECT TO THE LADY WHO *Sacrificed* HER POOR FEET TO PROVE WOMAN RIGHTS!!!

[@gappzapp1248]

How.. How the fuck does this prove women rights in anyway? This was protest against a uniform. Are you stupid, how do you think this. Fucking idiots.

[@Ragehunger]

Instructor: You have stage fright? Toughen up! OP: Very well. I'll show you the things I've seen...

[@victoraugusto743]

I've got to agree with the professor tho

[@mackenziewoloschuk7375]

The boss in the last story ain't even mad he got in trouble. The second he got the calls from exec,he *knew* it was a malicious compliance by the guy he told. He knew he pecked up,and respected the guy for proving a point.

[@TheTrueRman]

Old Man was like a dummy on a game show. Went all in and Blew it!

[@dDbalL-to7rt]

Love that last story!!!

[@denverarnold6210]

Most satisfying "yep" I've ever heard.

[@Trainer_1232]

I seriously laughed at the end of the last story. Manager knew they got played and didn't get mad, just gave a "well played" and resolved it.

[@bryceneuberger3460]

Ha ha that was me in the story, I wish it had ended there. The "Well Played" was delivered with a sinister smile and would go on to become a series of passive aggressive assaults against one another until I left that job for a better work environment where I would go on to become the manager.

[@Roamingfirebat]

The thumbnail is perfect

[@bubblehuman4034]

U/[DELETED] sure does have lots of stories

[@unkindwinner0790]

I’m just gonna say this now but This is my favourite episode only because of the casino story, I don’t know why but I just watch this over and over again just for that story.

[@airkami]

FYI: Telephony is real a thing, not a typo

[@jksparkle2799]

Baby Groot on the thumbnail is perfect.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

I would quit on the spot if I was forced to wear high heals at work. I’m double jointed in the legs (I forget what the actual medical condition is called). As a result my feet don’t naturally sit flat on the ground and properly cousin my footsteps like a normal persons would so I tend to roll my ankles on slightly uneven sure faces so wearing high heals is actually dangerous for me.

[@dexterjohnyabut-ilagan5279]

That gramps be chillin in his small backyard watchin all that unfold

[@biancabrooks280]

Lol! That baby Groot with the toe!! So cute!

[@RawCanOfSoup]

When hearing that her feet were bloody I remembered when I had many cuts all across my face. I then imagined walking with that pain on my feet.

[@AB-vq6fl]

I wore high heels for sales floor for years- you need to find a pair that is crazy comfortable to even get through a shift HALF that amount of time

[@stanlee2060]

New stories and awesome pace. First time reading one of these without having to pause and skip ahead because of slow text. Diggin' it!

[@atomikdoggie8403]

The boss in the last story knew he was played.

[@masterdillpickle6935]

Nobody: OP: BrInGiNg A tOe To ScHoOl

[@somerando2702]

corpse: *Kicks the door down* WhO tOok My Toe?!

[@indigo3631]

still holding out hope that I'll win that danimals sweepstakes to hang out with Zack and Cody

[@sourvine2313]

"you are not just the prick, you are the entire cactus" - Nikola Tesla (2019)

[@Nyax50Lopez]

Ngl the dude with the doggo sounds awesome and the doggo is a brave boy/girl

[@AceOBlade]

this has to be the best reddit story channel i tried to watch others but you simply got the best voice to read stuff to people

[@loganboots4192]

could we get an entire video of puppy bloopers

[@mokko759]

Don't fuck with park rangers and preserve boundaries. They take no prisoners. EVER.

[@Natalie_the_Fae]

11:11 sacrificing your body for the cause, I can respect that

[@saxxyman97]

Best answer ever “Yup”

[@sunil_de6856]

15:56 Gotta respect that reply tho

[@DanielRodriguez-gs2xj]

That first story gives me horrible flashbacks lol. Both me and my wife have some horror stories from working for netflix to tell

[@Angelic_Vanguard]

I feel the social anxiety because in conversation i either choke up or with my severe anger issues takes center stage

[@EeveeReverse]

rSlash-“OP,that was pretty metal! Me (acting as if I was OP)-Thank you,now if only my feet were metal!

[@potatospeedwagon3994]

Damn, OP pulled a Baby Groot.

[@twistysunshine]

Bro what a way to cope w stage fright

[@prairiete]

9:19 lol Rslash, you madlad!

[@Jax73672]

“Well Played”

[@casperthefriendlyghost3156]

Haha that gramps was ausome that neighbour deserved it tho

[@shatterIguess838]

The moral of the last story is don't mess with your workers or you'll get bamboozled harder then doggos on Halloween

[@hoovy2319]

Why does Old Netflix Man sound like my Grandpa?

[@andrewkasza7282]

BTW telephony is a word. Why did you change it to telephone? Telephony - 1. The transmission of sound between distant stations, especially by radio or telephone. 2. The technology and manufacture of telephone equipment.

[@JingDalagan]

Ironically, that former Netflix employee gets the least chill.