r/Pettyrevenge "I Demand To Speak To An American, Not Some FOREIGNER!"

[@rSlash]

If you have an iPhone, please give me 5 stars on Apple Podcasts 🙏❤️ link.chtbl.com/rslash

[@gamerfc1]

K

[@itzblueflamez]

I have a Samsung

[@randomaccount6725]

Done! c:

[@foomer5943]

Did already ;)

[@soursop8174]

I got u

[@gracemereland2234]

They definitely sound like rich kids. But here's the thing: There's no actual separation. The difference between awful rich people and "awful trailer trash" is just purely their amount of disposable income.

[@danielhotsinpiller7019]

damn good point!!!

[@sorinsnow3232]

This exactly, i was gonna say thwy sounded like everyday average trash, but your point puts it so much better, good people and bad people are a completely unrelated metric from wealth and while stereotypically rich kids are worse, it doesn't mean that the bad ones are any worse than bad not-rich kids

[@Dogman_35]

@@sorinsnow3232 Being a shit person does make you more willing to screw people over for money if you get the opportunity though. That's the actual reason why it feels like so many rich people are just god awful.

[@chrislanglois8275]

@@Dogman_35 ya at that point its just for fun in some way for them like any normal bully, trailer trash might actually act like a good friend to u if u get them to sign a contract that gives them a weekly allowance of $100s or 1000s. tho ofc the contract is needed most times with any1 especially bad ppl and even more for stupid ppl which i consider to b the same thing. but at the same time only bad can b automatically stupid, after all usually even a genius bad person will make a stupid decision, stupid cant exactly b changed while bad usually can, especially when thinking of all those redemption stories of some ppl.

[@iliana_kadra1115]

I’m a year late to this but you don’t have to live in a trailer to be considered “trailer trash.”

[@FazeFalcon]

Regarding the elevator girls: Airheads gotta airhead, no matter which side of the tracks they come from.

[@lilbohbeat5785]

Idk... speaking from experience - the type of entitled airheads I grew up around often learned hard lessons from pissing off people with little to lose. I personally feel like this type of behaviour is more accepted in more affluent circles. Pissing off the wrong guy, in the wrong trailer park can sometimes mean facing enough of the right kind of consequences to seriously change a person. I feel like we saw more of that in our poorer neighbourhood than the better-off kids growing up, anyway.

[@gentarofourze]

@@lilbohbeat5785 After I started college I became of the mindset, the only difference between a rich spoiled person and someone who plays the welfare benefit system is where the money comes from, its getting worse here in the UK students trash properties, do both types of human bodily waste functions on strangers lawns/back gardens, take drugs, get so drunk they can't even stand, abusive and even violent to strangers especially when confronted over their bad behaviour and generally just spoiled and think they are better than everyone else. Yet these Kevins and Karens think they are better than the poor ones simply because they don't claim welfare, I once argued with a guy who claimed homelessness and unemployment was fake as everyone can get a job and a home same day, if they only earn £100 a week after taxes then they are lazy and should work harder and/or find a better job they didn't realise that the £100 from wages often barely if it even did cover rent before food, travel, clothing, utilities etc are even brought into account, this guy was saying if you didn't work you should get nothing, as if the welfare system didn't exist everyone would work. The scum who were poor weren't much different just claimed they were unable to work and often got more than a worker but still weren't happy and wanted more and were basically kevins and karens as well even trying to steal/shame someone who was also on welfare but got next to nothing. As I say scum is scum no matter their background.

[@bmaz390]

I have to agree with this. When I was in high school it was located on the border of the classes. On one side you had the section 8 housing. on the other was upper middle class and lower upper class. the student parking lot was an even mix of beat up Geo Metros and brand new Trans Ams. Both extremes and everywhere in the middle had thier character who acted like this.

[@ginihall1234]

True

[@jeaniebee3657]

agreed they are just girls who dog give AF about others nothing to do with what side of the tracks they come from...people want to think only a certain income type of people act like that and it's just not true all income types have people like these girls.

[@amaan.a]

Someone used my razor once in a shared house at university. As revenge, I rubbed a fresh green chilli all over the blades and waited to hear who screamed.

[@z.i.r.3120]

😱😱😱

[@RWAsur]

r/Madlads

[@starfuryy]

r/madlads XD did they ever do it again?

[@tylerjames7925]

I need to do that with my hairbrush

[@MercuryA2000]

Oh God...

[@corsaircarl9582]

"GET ME A WHITE PERSON!" *me: starts speaking Gaelic* Them: *surprised pikachu*

[@buyrcsp2]

Me: speak light language

[@ppslayergod69xd96]

@@buyrcsp2 Me: *somehow gets her on video call and uses sign language*

[@buyrcsp2]

@@ppslayergod69xd96 GET ME A WHITE HAND PERSON!

[@thecoolaxolotlnova8523]

Me, in garlic: garlic can't talk

[@ayjamay]

Dia Duit!

[@pampa1332]

I imagined them as the spoiled / rich girls that constantly chew gum in your face.

[@foenix4255]

It wasn’t just me?

[@pampa1332]

@@foenix4255 I guess not xD

[@TerraPoll]

Yup same here

[@justsomerandombananawithin3705]

Hmmmm I swear I heard this somewhere "A world of pure imagination"

[@victoriatube159]

As someone who had friends in trailer parks I think they sound like the trailer trash that went honey booboo because they won a beauty pageant.

[@angellowy]

Me: sees title and proceeds to laugh as a Hong Konger that speaks in English with a strong American accent

[@ronnie2.039]

Hong konger? That sounds... strange

[@velkylev4217]

What's your point? I don't understand your comment

[@mikomiko9159]

LMAO Hong Konger

[@johnkearns2252]

I can proudly say I am the 69th like

[@angellowy]

@@ronnie2.039 lol idk. Thats wt a google search tells us

[@alixd.1493]

With the elevator story, I personally imagine them as ‘Mommy and Daddy’s little angels who can do no wrong and can have/say/do whatever they want because people need to let them do whatever since they’re angels’. I can bet they probably learned nothing from the situation, and complained to Mama Karen.

[@MoA-Reload...]

I live in a block of flats that had this same problem. Around the same time every morning the lift sat on 9th floor for ages. I got fed up and went up the stairs to see what was going on. I found one of those wheeled shopping bags jamming the door. It was some old woman that was holding the lift while she was getting her little rat dog ready to go out. A polite "could you maybe not?" sorted it though.

[@andrewolson5471]

I pictured those girls as spoiled brats with zero self awareness.

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

​@@andrewolson5471the same chicks that are likely to end up dead like Gabby Patito!😂

[@CannibalChxrry]

"all the adults would be afraid to harm children." Don't underestimate my dislike for brats.

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

Fair enough

[@juliuspearson4202]

edgy much?

[@i_keeponforgetting7917]

Kids: stupid but evil adults:smart but tired as hell

[@CannibalChxrry]

@@juliuspearson4202 no, not at all. I just hate children.

[@erikahenry2893]

Adults: All POW’s shall be spanked at dawn.

[@glitche8268]

Those girls had to have been spoiled rich girls. I grew up in a trailer park, and one of the first things i learned js to respect your neighbors and the trailers themselves. Your neighbors probably aint got much to loose, and your landlord could kick you out at any time

[@trippieau]

Have to agree with you, I've lived in some so called rough areas and find that most are decent people that will help anyone in need as much as they can, also lived in areas that are higher income areas and a lot there seemed to be oblivious to anyone around them that can't do something for them

[@cbminnesota6928]

I also agree with you. I currently live in a shithole trailer park and the people I know living here would never act that way.

[@gentlemanmadness607]

I would agree with you. Except for three things. 1.) Many things that use to be for the aristocracies are now available for the common population, and can and will go to some peoples heads. 2.) You don't have to be rich to be spoiled in the 21st century. And 3.) I have seen first hand these types of people among blue collar and low income housing, some of them definitely had less than I at the time. Remember respect is earned not given. And alot of people have none.

[@kodishkhan1]

I grew up in a trailer park as well, but I had good and bad neighbors. In my experience money has no effect on how much respect a person gives ( for people and property). There are disrespectful people in every kind of category that you can imagine, just like there are respectful people in all those same categories. I'm not saying that everyone in a trailer park is disrespectful, or anything. While growing up I can remember tons of people in the trailer park that I lived in who were not only respectful, but also kind, and generous, but that doesn't mean that they all were.

[@wmdkitty]

Absolutely spoiled rich girls.

[@BiltmoreGhost]

I was rolling on the "Get me an AMERICAN!" "Oh, Ma'am, you didn't specify ~which~ America. Some of our operators are from Brazil." 😁

[@xMisticc]

When you said "she held the elevator door open for her friend" i immediately imagined a spoiled chick with her handbag around her elbow chewing gum, in a black skirt 🤣

[@AbyssalPrince]

That's when you ' accidentally ' push her out the door

[@SinisterScoundrel6562]

One of those coal burners.

[@lauravetter971]

"We have a three week notice policy here" like okay I'm leaving anyway so what are you gonna do about it?

[@wta1518]

“Give ma a three week notice” In three weeks you will notice that I haven’t been to work for a week.

[@kevinmencer3782]

Well, medical personnel have a few laws that apply to this situation. For starters, if you No call No show, you don't only get in trouble with your boss; you also run the risk of being reported to your states nursing board and being charged with patient abandonment, which can result in fines, a huge black mark on your record, and potentially even losing your license.

[@WhoRUTalkingAbout]

In this video -Talesontechsupport. -A teenage karen. -A very petty egg revenge. -Hairy situation. -Driveway revenge. -Sickly days. -Pro revenge.

[@VosurAekira]

Yep. The last one would definitely feel like a bare-minimum normal revenge (if not pro) rather than petty.

[@phoenixj5785]

@@VosurAekira better yet, nuclear revenge. He legit ruined his boss's life

[@baconjam7140]

the teenage karen probloly like haha i am going to smoke in here had not cleen it up cus it is my doorm mate job]

[@caydos7471]

There is a lot more stories then those. Or are those just the ones that you like?

[@Estariopal]

I need you to do this on every video😂

[@sarahjohnson7334]

When you said “..or his butthole hair” I just about choked on my drink from laughing. That was too funny! Lol.

[@PurpledaisyShasta]

The disgusting smoking and dumping the butts everywhere definitely sounds like trailer trash but the elevator part sounds like spoiled rich girl behaviour.

[@timothybarney7257]

Spoiled Rich Trailer Trash? Yep, I'll buy that, money can't buy class or decency.

[@lexin8139]

I can see rich girls doing the cigarette thing too, if they never learned to clean up after themselves because of always having someone else to do that

[@whoopsiedoodle.26]

Maybe they're from my state. I've never known any hybrid people like that but if they exist, they're most likely from where I live.

[@ianmacfarlane1241]

@shastapurpledaisy Having worked in the hospitality/restaurant industry for years I've witnessed this behaviour plenty of times. Using anything and everything, including drinks glasses, as ashtrays is something I've only ever seen entitled girls do - how rich they were I couldn't say. As well as using drinks glasses I've often seen the cigarette butt shoved into any leftover food on many occasions - classy. Thankfully an indoor smoking ban was introduced in my country, (Scotland) a few years ago, so you'll never see this any more.

[@RUDE7643]

Being trailer trash is a state of mind and sometimes has nothing nothing to do with wealth.

[@kristashafer93098]

I pictured those girls as wealthy, spoiled, and entitled. They’re an “entitledparents” story waiting to happen!

[@PoppyCorn144]

Two girls sound rich and entitled, not like “trailer trash”.

[@epicgamingtimee9380]

They sound like the girls who used to be stinky rich and then their parents told them to move out and gave enough money for basic things

[@pulsefel9210]

i know right? trailer trash obviously uses bushes and dry grass for cigarettes! the number of times ive had to put fires from cigarettes being tossed into the bush RIGHT NEXT TO AN ASHCAN is insane especially as i work at a gas station.

[@OOMMBeBackLater]

The two girls who are rich and entitled may still be trailer trash. It's possible.... Just look at Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie.

[@CadianTrooper224]

@@OOMMBeBackLater I was about to say they sounded like bogh, a snobby rich person raised in a trailer park by terrible hillbilly or recheck parents who have never given any thing not even respect in their whole lives, and then just blew all their money on beer and other junk one would do at a trashy trailer park

[@aulduronsmith5577]

I can't imagine rich parents putting up with using dishes as ashtrays.

[@darjabednarik6534]

Apparently, some Karens forget you have a bunch of different accents within the US 🤣

[@MamaLauren523]

Those girls were definitely rich, entitled, spoiled and selfish! Karens in training. The last story was the best!!! Sometimes Karma bides it's time and when the moment is right, gives the jerk the old one two punch and then kicks them when they're down! Sweet Justice!

[@jaleelwalker219]

I could be wrong but I think is both trailer trash and Rich one is probably a follower in a sense

[@charliekettle4260]

“Because kids are friking stupid” HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING

[@xfuriousapex]

In college my roomate DID ask me if I would share my toothbrush with him because he didn't want to spend a few cents on a new one. At least he asked first. My answer was no.

[@wta1518]

Because he is a choosingbeggar

[@pxotatoaimz]

Ew.

[@mysteryGuySaysHi]

Just donate your used brush and your new one

[@Jo-yp8wy]

You are the only person that can talk nearly as fast as I can read for stuff like this. Excellent.

[@hexaswift1862]

“Well, I’m from the US and we don’t sound like you” “Well, I’ve heard of monsters, and they sound like you” Should’ve said that instead. That would’ve been hilarious😂😂😂

[@wondertome2023]

You'd get your ass in trouble if you say that to a customer. I work as a call center agent and that sort of behavior can warrant for a write up, which will definitely not look good on you if in case you're seeking for a promotion within the company.

[@AbyssalPrince]

I swear it's like that woman / thing never heard of a accent before

[@GrittyTones]

I imagine the two girls as both to be honest, at first I imagined them as spoiled rich girls who never face consequences for their actions and don't care about other people's inconveniences. Then when I got to the part about the girl dumping her cigarette everywhere, I imagine trailer trash

[@Heavenly_Father]

These creatures called "Karens" are my worst creation. Forgive me my children. I really messed up.

[@doctordoge6163]

I Forgive you Father

[@sealemoji]

God i will, after you nuke me to hell

[@salesm4ne]

It's okay god, we all make mistakes while being intoxicated

[@simplysim1346]

wha my comment got deloted

[@ballpointpen7728]

2020 is also bad

[@KururuKRR]

As soon as you were done with the "Happy Birthday, McDonald's" story, I literally raised my soda can and shouted "cheers!" LOL!

[@Houleigan]

Boss screws me over Me: I quit Boss: What about your 2 weeks notice? Me: In 2 weeks you will notice I have not been to work for 2 weeks!

[@wta1518]

That is genius

[@multinamecrisis3656]

comedy gold

[@MrsShocoTaco]

"Give me an *American* on the phone!" *gets transferred to the Spanish line 😅😂🤣🤣🤣 holy FK I died a little Handball kid, you're not a terrible person, you're a frikkin hero!

[@broncosauris7472]

5:54, I think they just have no self awareness and think that there needs are more important than everyone else. Maybe not spoiled but for sure selfish.

[@owiie.stardust3329]

BRONCOASMR I agree 100% I don’t think they were really spoiled, just obviously not thinking of others

[@cj_abaddon7475]

Tbh, my dad told me this story once where he said, he was going to need to stay overnight at work. Now, at his work place (he's a company driver) they do give you your own rooms for breaks and sometimes, on rare occasions, workers would go there to either sleep (so they don't need to go home and be early on their next day of work), and sometimes even take care of their personal hygiene, this was one of those occasions. My dad usually keeps a razor at his room in one of these closets (with his name on it) and for sometime he noticed that his razor wouldn't be in the place he left it. My dad figured out that one of his coworkers was using his razor. When he brought it up to his coworkers, obviously no one would fess up, so for his plan of revenge: My dad keeps a lot of his own tools at home, he likes to help out with the family to fix stuff and sometimes, he uses some of those tools to carve (that's where I learned my arts), he has tools that can carve wood, cement, and metal. So, he took his razor that he leaves at work, took out the blade, carved a piece of metal from *a knife in our kitchen* to make sure it was the right size as the blade, put the knife blade back in the razor and placed it back in his closet at work. On the next day he arrived at work, he heard one of his coworkers scream. It turns out that this particular worker was the one using my dad's razor and ended up cutting himself in the face (note that, the reason he used the kitchen knife was because; we didn't use it anymore cuz it was rusty and chipped). So, let's just say, *nobody messed with any of my dad's stuff ever again*

[@nookyu1914]

All the revenge stories are amazing: Petty, Nuclear, ETC.

[@serverbreaker8677]

PRO REVENGE

[@andreasp3700]

Honestly not a big fan of nuclear revenge

[@khyanhollis9400]

I feel Nuclear is underwhelming and sometimes prorevenge diserves nuclear.

[@nookyu1914]

I know in sorry my brain cut off for the pro revenge my fault

[@zhipeizhou5582]

Professional

[@nicholi8933]

I am laughing at the name, Susan Sto Helit. Great reference.

[@kurojester4513]

That last story: ‘Stop! Stop! He’s already dead!”

[@lupinforestgreen7614]

Not dead enough

[@alexanderthegreat6682]

It's not just scorched earth, it's nuked earth

[@ashv9565]

Also I was listening to some of your older vids yesterday and I just wanted to say that it's really amazing how your channel has grown. You have a different style now than when you first started. It's more polished, more entertaining, etc. You have done an amazing job.

[@yuniesan]

The two girls with the elevator are Karen's in training

[@sorafallen6346]

Exactly

[@painlesspanda1195]

I didn’t think trailer trash or spoiled. I thought Karen and entitled lol

[@Zombie14193]

Theres a school for karens? No. No God please no. NO NO NOOO

[@CadianTrooper224]

@@Zombie14193 God help us all if there is because then no one is safs

[@justchilling1506]

LMFAO They were late to their exam of how to ask for the manager

[@Lyndiloo]

I had a VERY hard time understanding the accent of a foreign customer service rep. I was almost in tears because I felt terrible asking him to repeat himself slowly. Finally he goes "Ma'am, do you want me to speak in an American accent?" And swear to god, he busted out the MOST PERFECT Georgia southern gentleman accent I've ever heard. I gave him 5 stars at the end of the call.

[@yehonatanduek8705]

1:58 No no. Moral of the story, be nice to the people you need help from. Seriously does this woman think screaming at these people is going to make them more inclined to help her? Because if so, I gotta know if the reverse applies - if someone is screaming at her will she go: "Oh I see, now that you are screeching at me, I can see the importance of this situation. Of course, I'll gladly help you". On the other hand, maybe screeching is part of the Karen Secret Language™ and this is how they find their own kind, like speaking only in Morse code in hopes that someone knows Morse and will answer, and definitely just as absurd. I think what I'm saying is... whenever you meet a Karen, just start beeping with some device in Morse code and when she can't answer to what you're saying, start getting more and more angry, and since you are using Morse code beeps to verbally communicate, make your dots, dashes and even wait between each of them, shorter. The more she gets confused, the quicker you beep, eventually reaching the point of no return in which you are so angry you are tapping too quick even for someone who does know Morse code to understand, which causes her to be even less capable of understanding you, making you even angrier and quicker.

[@Caluhan]

Instructions unclear, the cops were called but when they got there they started beeping with me and then the national guard took us all away for being time traveling Russian spies.

[@megrussell6762]

Having worked in a call center job in the past, I once had a lady ask me where I was located, and I said I was in Oregon. She immediately went on about how she knew American jobs were being outsourced to foreign countries and the like before hanging up. I have no accent, I was born in Oregon. Color me baffled.

[@brotherbirds5658]

the girls sound like starbucks girls that get it everyday and getting mad at they're dad because he got the wrong cars for them

[@TraceyJeanne]

I asked my doctor if there’s anything I can do to prepare for giving birth, because I am absolutely terrified- and he said some people listen to music, and my mom said you should listen to Rslash 😂😂😂

[@ms.therapie163]

Call center person who was raised somewhere else: *exists* Racist person: It's free real estate

[@megakaren2160]

Let's be honest here, if a guy named Ted with a thick Indian accent want's to talk to you about your taxes, they deserve any hell you give them.

[@LilLexiVideos]

I'm getting sleep deprived so I don't know if I've watched this one already, I think I have...like 3 times all ready lol, oh well onto number four

[@kelsielomis837]

You are legitimately my favorite KZbinr. Your different voices are hilarious and you're dog is adorable. Thanks for posting this! Your channel always brightens my day.

[@Keiji555]

Ah, calls centers that give professional assistance. There's a reason I love being French Canadian. You can actually understand the Frenchmen and women on the phone, rather than the strong accent to the point that it's a language barrier.

[@akkeman0864]

Could you do an episode of r/nosleep or another one of r/letsnotmeet?

[@tylerw2917]

Me

[@simplysim1346]

maybe a Halloween special or near Halloween?

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That would be good to do in the fall

[@wta1518]

How about some more r/entitledparents

[@amiphung9230]

YES

[@Sean-uv2di]

My mom: “Curiosity kills the cat.” Me: 6:00

[@that1maskedguy409]

The story with the 2 girls and the elevator reminds me of the girls that were "Too popular to actually work on the next assignment"

[@that1maskedguy409]

@Jake P No problem here kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJionZKFhamda5o

[@bl3778]

I prefer the petty revenge stories. They bring a sense of humble sadism into my life. ProRevenge borders on obsession and Nuclear is psychotic.

[@wta1518]

ProRevenge is better

[@amygoldstein3771]

The elevator girls sound like spoiled rich girls. I’ve known plenty of people who lived in trailers that would be ashamed of how they acted.

[@Urrarg]

That last one was petty revenge with pro revenge level fallout lol

[@tgnastro7134]

Bully: I’m gonna punch you Kid: well yes, but actually no Edit: yall I leave for 4 hours and I come back with people talking about armour-

[@simplysim1346]

haha! my minecraft shield has unbreaking 3

[@zhipeizhou5582]

* laughs in shields *

[@girlyendergirl1705]

How schools believe these situations go also the kid had a reverse Uno card

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

i have thorns on all of my armor

[@tgnastro7134]

Hold up- guys where did you all come from?!

[@Jennifer-qk8qw]

When you said kids are stupid Me: I'm a kid but your right You:why am I right? Me: I broke my arm 😑

[@slammedautomotive2591]

Guy in the 2nd story: steals eggs The eggs: it’s showtime

[@Sans_Undertale_bada_bup_bup]

I imagined the girls as a nuclear friendship, one rich, one trailer girl. Somehow meeting and becoming friends. Meaning: all hell breaks loose

[@redcar9949]

5:56 They're definitely rich girls who had a private elevator they could hold open for however long they wanted because there would always be a Bentley Continental GT waiting for them in the driveway no matter what

[@wta1518]

Then why do they live in student housing and take the bus?

[@Robin93k]

@@wta1518 Maybe the parents were finally tired of their own kids and forced them to life on their own from one day to the other, though they might still pay for apartment nonetheless~

[@chronobretz9511]

That last one was not petty that was nuclear revenge lol

[@nicholmansgarage3501]

Me: doing literally anything else Notification: Rslash uploaded- Me: *CLICK*

[@Ameritard]

Bet this one took a lot of thought

[@JoseMartinez-gk2ke]

Very original 10/10 comment of the decade good comment

[@brucewillards37]

Me: Lookng in the comments Nicholman: unoriginal comment Me: *Sigh*

[@kinghaus]

Ameritard ikr dude his brain is so big to even think of such a good comment

[@Ameritard]

Zothyrus Never in my life could I have possibly seen such a groundbreaking or thought provoking display of genius, especially here on KZbin. This may warrant a Nobel Peace Prize for its sheer originality, creativity, and undeniable humor that brings us all together in such a horrid hellscape of a world.

[@FioreCiliegia]

I love that McDonald’s birthday guy has such a lovely relationship with his sons girlfriend XD

[@MultiBearsfan54]

They live in a student residence: spoiled rich girls forsure. "Trailer trash" don't usually go to college...

[@sandiemortensen5265]

In my country, we don't have trailerparks. So I naturally assumed that the girls were spoiled brats

[@clarky23]

doesn't matter if they were "trailer trash" or rich, still probably never worked a day in their lives. LOL

[@darksunrise957]

That last one wasn't petty revenge, it was nuclear revenge XD

[@Samanthajeanann]

I imagined those girls as rich girls. "Trailer trash" usually doesn't go to university.

[@whiskeycreekboy]

Plus I’m sure there isn’t many elevators in a trailer park to learn the backpack trick.

[@VanMoona]

Regardless of their wealth and status those girls were trashy! Money doesn't give a person class, and living in a trailer park doesn't mean a person is trash!

[@emmahendrikse601]

Cigarettes are expensive as hell too

[@liviwaslost]

I love listening to these stories while drinking a cup of coffee.

[@nils920]

"I want an American on the phone!" "Okay, just a moment..." "How"

[@paulleckner8235]

I saw what you did there! Very funny, chief!

[@Flufflebuff]

Idk why it was so funny to me, but I lost it at "Mr. Burger Time"

[@morganaradelt1715]

The story of the two girls and the elevator: they are definitely rich girls. Poor kids in university tend to be more respectful and higher achieving in their classes (or at least put in a LOT of effort) because they KNOW the struggles they (and possibly their families) have gone through to get them there. I, myself, grew up poor and went to university with a full ride through government assistance and other hardship scholarships (the first time, second time all loans). You bet your a** I worked hard to maintain my grades and get along with my fellow students and dorm-mates. Rich kids don't have the same appreciation.

[@garysakamoto4007]

I'd say spoiled rich girls. There are no elevators in trailer parks, so they could not have learned that there. LOL

[@natalyamacdonald-risner4501]

R slash: kids are stupid Me:*eating sour patch kids ice cream innocently at 11*👁👄👁

[@Lyndiloo]

Hearing rSlash say "butthole hair" just made my whole day.

[@zerfixxz]

1:03 that accent tho

[@comatose326]

Have a story similar to the first one except my aunt was the Karen. She had called their internet provider because sometimes was wrong with the billing. She got someone who had an accent and it definitely sounded like English was not their first language. They didn't understand that well of what my aunt was saying and they didn't know what to do. And my aunt was getting angrier. She kept saying things like, "that's why you foreigners shouldn't be taking these jobs" and, "I need an American to serve me". She did end up getting another person and they sorted out their billing problems. But that other lady on the phone didn't deserve what my aunt did to her.

[@allezliverpool31]

That "handball" story, wasn't that Dodgeball? And where would kids be that a random adult could just join their game? Nevertheless it was an interesting story

[@Rebrutez]

No, handball is different than dodgeball

[@allezliverpool31]

@@Rebrutez I know what handball is, but in Handball you don't throw it at people to get them out, its a competitive team game

[@m1cra848]

prob dodgeball, yeah. but they probably were at a park and maybe op's kid was the reason she was there

[@alexdobma4694]

Yeah, I'm guessing the poster got it mixed up and meant dodgeball.

[@Midruto]

It’s called downball in Australia

[@rachel-katedaneko5303]

Listening to this while gardening is great

[@Bigmanfreazies]

If your watching this video have a great day and good morning, night, or afternoon

[@cyrushawkins4234]

Thanks for thinking about the time we may read this 😆

[@ZimVader-0017]

Thank you, you too

[@katharinaailyn1294]

"I'm from the US and I don't sounds like you" Me: Probably because I don't speak Karens

[@fangirl3086]

I got one that happened the other day to me and my grandma. I haven't had the chance to post it on reddit yet. So my little sister's birthday was a few days ago and my grandma and I went last minute shopping for her and to look for patio umbrellas for my grandma. They didn't have any, but we picked up a few more things for my sister and we're on our marry way. Now down the rode from our local Walmart is a massive McDonald's. This McDonald's had a problem with the customers just pulling out in front of traffic, almost causing crashes a lot. It just seems people don't give a flip about other people, they're in a hurry and want out and don't have time for traffic to clear up long enough for them to go. And it just so happened that my grandma and I literally almost ran into one of those people as he narrowly cut through traffic and almost t boned us. Thankfully my grandma noticed this butthole and was able to get past him in time. After having a mini panic attack, we calmed down enough to notice the same car that almost hit us was right behind us. Great. We continue down the rode for a while and there was a part where the speed limit slows down by a lot (from 55 to 30 mph). This pissed the guy off when we slowed down to obey the speed limit. He was swirving back and forth all over the rode, honking and waving his hands around at us. And he started to get closer and closer. My grandma, being the awesome person she can be, slows way down the closer he got. To the point where he was literally at our bumper and we were going 15 in a 35. The guy was furious but my grandma and I were laughing like crazy. We eventually went pass the CVS and he sped into the parking lot. The CVS is right on a corner by two stop lights and my grandma and I went back to normal speed, turning the corner and getting stopped by the light. I look over at the guy and see he's flying towards the CVS drive thru, that is obviously closed off with cation tape that I could see and stops with a screeching halt mere feet from the tape. I saw him throw both hands in the air and I laughed as we pulled away when the light turned green. My grandma laughed as well when I told her what happened and she said "well maybe if you don't drive like a bafoon, bad things wouldn't happen to you."

[@ZimVader-0017]

Your grandma's great 😂

[@alexwaddington9808]

The way he said "Ma'am I'm an American" was the most American thing I've ever heard

[@hiroshi7025]

Yes, but did a man fall into the river in LEGO city ?

[@theprokoking7156]

HEY

[@tunksrex123_9]

H E Y

[@hiroshi7025]

Tunksrex123_ I really am close to start to post it under every rslash vidéo starting from here.

[@docgiggles130]

The guy at In-n-Out saw what the ahole did and how OP reacted to it. Seeing that kind of thing everyday teaches them how to deal with jerks in a way that wont get them in trouble. OPs laughter and the aholes rage made the employees day. Remember kids, be nice to those that serve you. They can ruin you day... Much to the enjoyment of everyone around you.

[@stomobro858]

Rslash... I know it’s your job... But I just wanna thank you for doing this every day so that we don’t have to read reddit for dope story’s.... You the real OP

[@sakhinakhatun6074]

OP means original poster.

[@stomobro858]

Sakhina Khatun or Over Powered😂😂😂

[@kikineptune316]

Lol when my mom worked at Verizon, she would transfer rude customers to foreign language lines

[@LadyOMyth]

It might've been how they were raised or that's just their reflection what they think of the people they live with. In my family, we always take our shoes off before entering the house and have been taught that when we go over to someone else's house to take our shoes off as a sign of respect even when they don't ask us to. Luckily not many people ask questions, but I still get them and I give people the same spiel. The point is that they might've learned these kinds of behaviors from their parents or are just like, 'eh. we're in college. we don't care about these people.' and throw their ashes and junk every which way. There are people like that in college who just don't care at all. I wouldn't go as far as say that they're from trailer parks but I would go as far to say that they might be entitled rich kids. EDIT: Wait! You can DO that? That's something that happens?! At McDonald's?

[@carmium]

I always wonder, in stories like the last one, if the employee-screwing, sexually harassing, safety-ignoring, tax-dodging boss ever knew who was behind his life falling to pieces.

[@drgallant]

That last story had no business being in "petty revenge" category, that's definitely prorevenge

[@starlooks123]

well, im pretty sure its a comment under the post.

[@drgallant]

@@starlooks123 most likely, but you see I'm very lazy

[@beobabygirl9048]

10/10 for these stories hahahah!

[@meowdy3362]

Esa historia fue divertida 😂😂 (I used google translate don’t flame me spanish speakers) Edit: frick yea I was right!

[@simplysim1346]

I wonder what it means :P

[@spindless]

If you wanna see what you translated, swap the language and you'll get to see what you said! sorry, that's a bit odd to explain, but it usually means something different than what you thought!❤

[@rai1879]

The sentence is correct, don't worry 👌👍

[@ballpointpen7728]

@@simplysim1346 "This story was funny 😂😂"

[@mrdonut3382]

@@simplysim1346 that story was fun to hear

[@Ernoskij]

I worked in consumer IT support once, and we had a customer calling in with a router issue, it was a pretty straight forward GUI you just had to click through and make the right choices, there was very little you could do wrong. So I had him factory reset the modem instead of trying to figure out where he was doing it wrong, as that was usually faster. He had to get under his desk with a pin to factory reset it. For reasons I still can't fathom he though it would be smart to click forward before I told him what to click on, resulting in him messing it up again. So I had him factory reset it again and start over. He kept doing it, and every time I noticed he was further ahead than me, I had him reset it, every time he had to crawl under the table to do it. 14 times I had him reset it until he accepted he should click on what I told him instead of whatever he did that made him call in the first time XD

[@Nextad_]

Video title: Petty Revenge Last story: obviously Pro Revenge

[@smartiscool9748]

Ooooo the call rep story reminded me of something that happened to me in middle school. At the time I was 13 and I’m visibly not “American looking” I’m middle eastern (dad side)/ Russian (mom side). I also speak my parents native languages. Any way onto the story. In 7th grade I had a white supremacist teacher. I’ll call her Ms. W. She was a bit racist towards most non-white kids. At first glance I appear like a tan Caucasian. I think that’s what she thought I was at first. After a few weeks in Ms. W’s class she noticed I wasn’t exactly “American”. At the end of class she told me she wanted to talk to me after class. Obviously I had no choice but to go. (After class) Ms. W- “OP you have been doing very well in class” Me- Thank- (she cuts me off) Ms. W- “Where are you from?” Me- oh I’m from the US Ms. W- no but where were you born? Me. - Atlanta Ms. W- Where were your parents born. Me- (getting very annoyed) my dad was born in (middle Eastern country) and my mom was born in (Russian city). Ms. W- oh. Was your dad involved in 9/11? Me- (in head- WTF) no Ms. W- where was he during 9/11? Me- Alabama (i don’t really know EXACTLY where but that’s where he was living at the time) Ms. W looked at me as though she didn’t believe me and then started asking me questions about my mom. Ms. W- why did your mom come to America? Me- she didn’t come here by choice. She is a refuge, she was forced out. Ms. W- why?! Me- she was born during Soviet Russia and they were very anti Semitic in her city. Ms. W - oh you are JEWISH?! Me- yep Ms. W- oh. Are you rich? As a teacher I’m not doing so well, could you give me some money? By now the bell had already rung and I was late for my next class Me- I’m late for class; can you write me a note? Ms. W wrote me a note and I went to my next class. I wish I could say that was the end but for the rest of the year she asked me for money and when I said no (multiple times) she started making racist comments during class. Whenever I would write notes in my agenda or speak in any other language than English she would yell at me and tell me to speak English. Ya she sucked. Any way that’s my story sorry for the long comment.

[@ununhexium]

yeahhh you should have reported her

[@plebmelon6451]

Petition to have rslash unsterile a wimshaw every time he makes a dad joke.

[@redaltas3921]

that last comment of the last post left me in fucking horror while laughing my ass off

[@kingchance1145]

for the elevator story I imagined rich

[@Dougiewoof]

Same. The kind like that chew their gum super obnoxiousley.

[@timmy7007]

Dougie26200 2 MY DAD CAN AND WILL BUY YOU

[@DoctorX17]

The 2 week notice thing... It's generally only a courtesy in most places to my knowledge. Your contract may specify a requirement and penalties for not giving 2 weeks notice, but you'd know that going in, lol

[@zoruaboy]

I don't have iPhone but I'd go out of my way to install iTunes and give you 5 stars!

[@stickiedmin6508]

Don't you have access to a PC?

[@mir0h2714]

Girl: I’m from the USA and I don’t sound like that! OP: Great! I don’t have to sound like an entitled racist Karen! Have a nice day ma’am!

[@kegtuwa]

Hmmmmmmmm

[@Michael-bd6zp]

Bruh u got first

[@DailyClips788]

Bruh

[@kegtuwa]

The FBI actually i tied with another person Alex hawking

[@jamesBFC1887]

@@kegtuwa no he was second u were first congrats

[@kegtuwa]

James Bennett-Mcnulty oh I guess KZbin glitched

[@shanebrown4146]

the call center story almost caused me to almost spit beer on my keyboard

[@Okokokokok3101]

Anyone else love petty reavenge? I know I do ^^

[@simplysim1346]

ikr!!!!