r/ProRevenge - Neighbor Keeps Taking My Packages. I Have His Kids Taken!

[@TNR_Blade]

Love the fact that “The Office” could help out in more ways than just provide a generation with comedy gold. Who knew Jim’s pranks had more use than 1. Lol

[@CarlMcKenzie]

I call bullshit on that story - sure he can disable wifi via his phone, but he can't re-enable wifi without a hard-wired connection

[@charlesedwards6453]

Carl McKenzie on my router I can login and disable certain devices with certain MAC addressss

[@aesirofgames]

Like a *GOD*

[@majkenagerbo2952]

Carl McKenzie my step dad does this all the time, so it is possible in some instances. He will turn it off if we need to do something(chores etc) and when he’s happy he’ll just turn it on again all from the phone

[@dasarge84]

@@majkenagerbo2952 i used to work for an isp your able to setup more then one wifi network on a router and control each network the parents often will have a network that only the kids devices are on or they can configure the router to enable or disable access to a device by mac address parents often use the multiple network thing over control by mac though

[@mh60777]

I'm concerned over the first guy's safety. Hope the drug dealer doesn't seek retribution after he gets out of prison or even while he's incarcerated.

[@jarrod752]

That coke dealer didn't keep those headphones and that makeup any longer than his stash lasted. He probably couldn't have returned it if he wanted to.

[@jarrod752]

@Joy Kitty Reimbursed from who exactly? If the mail wasn't insured you have to sue the coke head to get reimbursed for it.

[@King_Flippy_Nips]

@Joy Kitty pretty sure its the responsbilty of the delivery service once it leaves the businesses hands and enters theirs, now the business would probably resend the item if it went missing and then gert reimbursment from the deliverer just so they can keep customers happy, but it is not their responsibility

[@e-curb]

@@King_Flippy_Nips .. only if it was insured

[@SonsOfLorgar]

@@e-curb only in the US, in most of Europe, home deliveries can't be dropped off if the recipient isn't home to sign for it, and most deliveries are picked up at depots in convenience stores, gas stations and supermarkets.

[@rotor13]

@Joy Kitty You can sue anyone for anything and get a positive judgement to get your shit back, but these people almost never pay and good luck trying to go the legal route of going through a collection agency which takes a massive fuck-ton of time. Getting the business to re-send you your lost and stolen items also is a pain in the ass and thats IF they use their own courier service. If they go through something like UPS or Fed-Ex for lost/stolen packages - good luck getting them to payout. Amazon is typically easy to deal with in regards to this and they will just re-send your item, however because of the ease of this has caused people to simply say they never received an item or it was stolen from their door after it was dropped off essentially scamming Amazon out of money - they are starting to make requirements, the main one being that any dropped off package requires a photo of the item sitting at the recipients door and documented on the delivery information to reduce the amount of bogus claims to get the same item for free - to sell for profit. I once sued my previous employer because of a Workman Compensation claim, where I broke my foot because of dangerous work conditions (the storage area was a mess and I was the only one making the effort to re-organize everything so that there was more room to store things and move around) they never paid me. In my state, workers compensation is paid directly to employees. After speaking with my insurance company, they were able to cover the medial expenses (surgery, physical therapy, pain meds etc), but since its a workmans comp claim - they recommended that I take the long legal route to make sure I am made whole and so that I can be reimbursed for my out of pocket medical expenses. First the first month - I went directly to my employer to ask them to simply pay me what I am owned since they were never paying me what they were supposed to. They declined several times. So I finally went the legal route of hiring a workmans comp attourney. Throughout the long process, and because the employer was unwilling to simply pay me what I was owned - My restitution request was around the neighborhood of $850k, to include all of my medical expenses to pay to my insurance company including the 8 months of missed pay because my job is physical and they wouldnt let me have a desk job. Thankfully, my landlord who understood the situation, was willing to halve my rent in the mean time until I could get back to earning a full paycheck again. I was living off of an emergency loan from my bank so I wasn't destitute. Once I was healed enough to walk without a cast, I managed to find a desk job that paid more. However I was still pressing the issue because being $15k in debt because my employer didn't want to pay me for being hurt while on the job and spending almost 8 months without being paid and living off of a deferred repayment loan and my insurance not being paid (workmans comp claims are ultimately funded by the state, paid into by businesses and private insurance may be used as part of the payment for medical needs). It was a simple shipping warehouse. On top of all that, I made sure I kept records of every situation where I told them we need to stop any new shipments from coming in to clean up and sort the place and make any fixes because everything was essentially falling apart. After a 2 year battle - I finally won my case. The employer got their business license revoked by the state, my judgement was $1.5million ( it was essentially doubled for punitive damages). The company dissolved obviously and I never heard from them again. Until I realized they re-opened under a different company name - all with the same administrative staff. And now going on year 3 for going after them for the $1.5 million judgement that they never paid, and my lawyer god bless her soul - has yet to charge me a dime for keeping her on retainer (im not blind to the fact that she is going to take a decent chunk out of it.... even if I only end up getting $100k in my pocket after everything is said and done) and is actually helping me to try and get $5million out of it in the hopes they want to settle, or in case the judge lowers the restitution amount. You want to think its easy.... it isn't. Calling JG Wentworth doesn't work the way you think it does.

[@johndennison2080]

I think that first guy needs to move quickly before bad things happen, also I’m glad for him getting that guy.

[@Vxllain]

First OP is a hero for saving that child from such a dangerous area

[@Dakarn]

The Foster system isn't much better than where the kid was if you look at the abuse statistics. 30% of kids in the foster system are abused. Of that 30%, 70% are neglected (used for the foster check, and not actually taken care of), 20% are physically abused, 10% sexually.

[@alwaysmeepin9609]

Dakarn I know the statistics in America but in my country the statistics are much better,5% are abused, 3% 1% verbally and 1% sexually.although we have around the same if not worse non foster rate

[@hannahsmart4494]

I'm just worried about the fact he posted the story before he testified in court, not too sure if that's something that can be used against him or not

[@lpfan4491]

How exactly COULD it be used against him tho? He did not set the sucky dude next door up(it is not exactly framing when he did the illegal shit unprovoked), he did not do anything illegal from what I can see, etc.

[@Agent_3141]

@@hannahsmart4494 It's obviously fake

[@terradraca]

4:10 "I'm gonna go try and reason with the drug addicts who steal from me." WAY to soft there sir. When someone steals from you, they officially lose all courtesy privileges.

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

he got good evidence, so it was worth the attempt

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

Yeah, just arrest them

[@Elizabeth-rq1vi]

Start with courtesy & if that works all is well. I’ve seen too many incidents go really bad really fast when the interaction starts at an aggressive level. Even with high drugged out big dudes...actually with them, using a soft, kind approach is safer for you (& whomever is drugged up). Though with accusations of theft, going to police is the best approach because it won’t end well no matter the first approach.

[@neilsiebenthal9254]

Had he not, he wouldn't have the recording...

[@cubey]

Drug addicts are filth and should be put to death

[@CFRF13]

First one wasn’t revenge, just a law abiding citizen fulfilling his civic duties.

[@masterenos]

Yup

[@shadowslinger455]

But that's the best kind of revenge;)

[@Khajiidaro]

If his neighbor wasn't such an ass, then OP wouldn't have cared much but sadly the guy insisted on being a package thief and using OP's property for dealing drugs.

[@benlutz1974]

Christ that's ballsy - Half those cops were probably that guy's customers. Watch yer backside buddy!

[@gurglequeen433]

"All five of them stopped what they were doing and stared at me." Me: Even the baby? Jeez.

[@chrisroberts6797]

Hopefully the kid has a better life and gets adopted by someone with a heart. You never know they could end up on a more fucked up situation

[@missmayflower]

More fucked up than a drug dealer’s house? At least adoptive parents go through some screening, unlike natural parents. Any ape can give birth.

[@ace_546]

“Neighbor takes my packages, I take his kids!” I’m sorry, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕?

[@andreaalexanderwarke5939]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that way!!!!

[@seanowens2148]

Porch pirates are Whisky Tangoes anyhow, probably not the kind of people that need to be raising kids.

[@masterenos]

I have zero sympathy for that group of trash lost thier kid. That kid was only good for the state money and income tax bonus

[@markfryer9880]

The poster didn't take the kid, the child protection department did because the parents were going to jail.

[@ussarng4649]

@@seanowens2148 if that is a reason to not have your children then nearly anything is a reason to have the state raise your children. Maybe you don't care to raise your children but that is a very communistic thought.

[@AlteredNova04]

That last guy was way more patient and/or cowardly than me. After about the third time the jerk knowing woke me up by loudly talking outside my room at night, I would have started arranging for him to always be woken up when he's sleeping during the day. Remote activated speakers hidden through the house, constant phone calls, people pounding on his door, etc. I'd make sure that he never slept another wink until he learned to respect his roommates.

[@meredithbenjamin6694]

Yes, awesome idea

[@e-curb]

but the way the guy did it in the vid is way more fun!

[@princessmarlena1359]

That last story is relatable. We had a roommate who kept playing his PS4 games waaaay to loud. I was responsible for my share of the rent and for the internet services bill. I had the WiFi router in my room, and I had the admin privileges to it. Our roommate would come home late and play too loud in his room, so I would turn off the WiFi when he was at a crucial point in the game and would lose a match or screw up an online party mission. It drove him crazy. I was always careful not to mess up anything my roommates were doing online, but fortunately they were in on this as they hated our gamer roommate.

[@garysakamoto4007]

Being reasonable with a coked up drug dealer? That is not reasonable, that is stupidly insane.

[@Karloss00]

@John Doe Stupidity and Naivety go hand in hand.

[@chrisdenton7395]

@@Karloss00 nope, being naive is simply trusting people when you shouldn't necessarily...being stupid is comparing being naive to being stupid.

[@SonsOfLorgar]

@@Karloss00 occationally, not by default.

[@noneofyourbusiness27]

I disagree, the BEST revenges are the ones that can be traced back by the target but they can't do anything about it.

[@SweeterGull]

None of Your business no if they can’t figure it out they can’t murder you

[@rydplrs71]

When they willingly commit crimes what exactly makes it so they can’t retaliate? The law obviously doesn’t.

[@tourniqut]

If you live where guns are illegal then yes, if you live in 'murica you' re gonna get killed.

[@redlightning9272]

Everyone this person says they can’t do anything about it that includes murder

[@lotusjewell9984]

Good one!!

[@TheSiriusEnigma]

Rule 1: Never attempt to talk sense to a hard drug addict. They can go postal on you. Seek help.

[@ajhaley177]

There are plenty of good kind people out there with substance issues. To make it seem that they are all trash and cruel is unfair.

[@TheSiriusEnigma]

@@ajhaley177 it doesn’t matter. This is what “substance” does to people. They lose control. Confronting them is a real bad idea.

[@ajhaley177]

@@TheSiriusEnigma You are saying all people who have substance issues are dangerous. That is like saying all people with dyslexia are stupid. It is just not so. In some circumstances, yes. However most of the time, no. Especially if they even have had moderate substance abuse treatment.

[@secrettomarelles7028]

They’re talking about abusive addicts, not general addicts.

[@AM-ko4pi]

@@ajhaley177 it’s called self preservation. Don’t put yourself in harms way by trusting someone who isn’t responsible enough to take care of themselves. It’s just common sense. I don’t care if they’re good or bad, they don’t get that benefit of the doubt.

[@ragzaugustus]

A thing about the first story, he sounds like a low-level dealer, those poor suckers are a dime a dozen, their suppliers don't give a shit about them going to jail, they might actually be happy about it, doing deals in someone else's front-yard is just asking for trouble, so op will be fine.

[@itjustmemanning8441]

That's sorta funny that O P was able to hire the replacement for himself. Knowing that the guy was a thief. 😊

[@brandonhoffman4712]

ya i heard this story already. channel rSlash.

[@mr.mcbride5938]

I like the 3 roommate story but i feel bad for the night shift guy, he also works 12h shifts but is unable to enjoy his nights off in the communal area, the story mentions that its fine during the day but this guy sleeps during the day and is probably woken up, it might of been him trying to show them that they should stay quiet also, but it backfired and now he thinks his phone/wifi doesn't work.

[@chuckmcveigh1896]

I worked for a limousine service. I was probably the youngest chauffeur in our company but also very professional, so I was granted a lead position on some very important jobs. One day I am assigned to pick up a man who represents one of the many Saudi princes. It was a 2 car assignment, a limousine and a cargo van for the luggage. An older driver was assigned to the cargo van and me to the limousine and principal client. We met the client at the private runway and I helped load the van with the luggage. While dealing with this client, the other driver started acting too familiar with the client and was even using swear words in the conversation. That is a no-no and very unprofessional. When we arrived at the hotel, I assisted the client into the hotel and inquired as to what his continuing needs might be. He told me that the luggage van was no longer needed, but for me to stay on as he needed to go other places. I went outside to release the other driver and he got all pissy and resentful that i got to stay on and be paid...i simply told him there was no need for a luggage van as all the luggage had been handled already...he really started acting like an ASSHOLE and started genuflecting and saluting me, as to say I was the "big boss man" I just laughed at him...he kept it up during the next week and I decided to screw with him. All the other chauffeurs had cell phones, except him...he was too cheap to buy one...bit he did have an old fashioned pager, that would just beep when called, but didn't show who was calling...so the revenge ensued.... I called and set off his pager at least 50 times over the next week. Sometimes at 3 or 4 in the morning, sometimes when he was on jobs with other clients and since he didn't know who was calling, he assumed it was our office and he would have to stop the car, find a pay phone and call in....everytime he called in, they told him they hadn't called...and a lot of times he was doing this with customers in his car (who didn't appreciate their trip being interrupted) I kept it up and even did it right under his nose while working on another job together. I was parked behind him and simply went to my trunk, Put my phone on the floor and dialed his pager...soon he was sprinting from his car looking for a pay phone to call the office...and came back angry and dejected minutes later...soon he got tired of responding to his pager and the office was actually trying to reach him and he screwed up a job as a result, costing thousands of dollars...when he finally returned to TBE office, the boss chewed him out for not responding to the many pages he had sent and suspended him for a week without pay...as he was leaving, I asked him what was wrong and he told me he got suspended...i tried to hide my smile and appear sympathetic, but it was very difficult...as he was leaving I said to him " well, enjoy your time off, should I call you, or just page you?" And waved a middle finger at him while busting a gut laughing!

[@lorivaldez4839]

These stories are just as good as entitled parents tales, malicious compliance & other reddit themed stories. Great work ⭐️

[@kimberlymurillo5816]

I love the last story! OP actually used negative punishment on his neighbor. The neighbor, when engaging in talking loud, his wi-fi would be turned off (negative = removed) which then decreases the behavior of speaking loudly late at night to happen again in the future (punishment = behavior decreases over time) That's AMAZING. This is called operant conditioning!

[@TheMonk72]

I'd set up a scheduled rate limiter to drop his internet connection to early dialup during my sleep period. Maybe have a big red button hooked up to activate it on demand 😁

[@VexxSpeedComics]

I'm a forklift driver and I work 12 hours your Channel gets me through the nights thank you my friend keep it up 😁

[@theursinemaster]

i heard a similar story using wifi to train an obnoxious roommate who played fortnite loudly at night to the point where guy basically got a job finally because he couldnt play online with his friends a night

[@EvilPaladin11]

In the first story, I pictured OP as The Office meme where the guy is smiling while watching through the blinds, during the part where OP watched the cops haul away the dealer and his cohorts, and CPS take the kids.

[@ronsbrat525]

Love love love the last story best. Revenge is sweet and she got hers. I laughed really hard 🤣

[@goldenfish5390]

the coke dealer probably has more enemies than customers.

[@rossvegas1346]

“There were five of them (three guys, a girl, and a baby)” ... “All five of them stopped what they were doing at stared at me.” All five of them?? The baby stopped and stared at you??

[@jacobfreeman5444]

It might have. If they turned and focused their attention on him like that the baby maybe wondered what was so interesting.

[@NotMySelfAtAll]

The baby was giving him the stink eye

[@Texas240]

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

[@astird0458]

That's funny I didn't realize that lmao

[@MrOarson]

Babies tend to do that when they see someone new.

[@ultimateninjaboi]

God, I can already hear people I knew on facebook trying to defend the thief in story 1. XP

[@agoddamnferret]

What kind of imbecile would defend the thief in story 1? What kind of argument can even be made?

[@Theproclaimed]

Agoddamnferret idiots on the internet has been defending the indefensible for years now

[@Haelin-zi1qk]

@@agoddamnferret ohhhhhh SO MANY. The reasons could be the stupidest of reasons... like... "Well he was never at home and it is not his fault that he took the package..." If it was in my country, probably be sent to jail and fined immediately.

[@WineScrounger]

“It’s a lifestyle decision”

[@_Circus_Clapped_]

@@agoddamnferret I'll tell you who, Democrats

[@yes2day100]

First story: Save us from employees like OP. He didn't invest in the business. He wasn't at risk for its losses or the taxes or the potential lawsuits by customers. He was getting paid via a contract, and they even paid him money he claimed he deserved that was not by the contract. Gloating about his disloyalty is disgusting. If he didn't like his job, he should have quit, not act to harm his employer. That OP sounds like a narcissist.

[@randystegemann9990]

I had neighbors from hell like in the first story, but the cops couldn't be bothered to do anything about all of the drugs, noise, traffic and burglaries. They had a little baby in there with eight adults and three big dogs in a small house. Calling child protective services was a waste of time, because the "lady" that answered twisted everything I said and called me a liar. She was in a big hurry to get off the phone and back to something more important, like sleeping, I suppose. It took more than a year for them to get busted and evicted. I watched as the city cleared all of the garbage from the property, and was told that there was no furniture, not even a crib for the baby. I never heard what happened to the baby.

[@pontiacdavis]

Reminds me of the time our loud mouth neighbor called the cops on my dad for spraying her with a super soaker. Little did she know she had warrants and ended up being arrested herself, my mom went out to the front porch kicked her feet up, with beer in one hand cigarette in the other enjoying the situation, it absolutely infuriated our neighbor 🤣

[@apopuffkin1717]

Why did he spray her with a super soaker?

[@pontiacdavis]

@@apopuffkin1717 honestly can't remember why, she was definitely an instigator. When she was evicted she smeared jelly all over the place and tore out thermostat wiring, punched holes in the walls. Absolute terror of a human being lol

[@99xanthan99]

Chemical courage is lost with the substance and its loyalty is only to the next provider.

[@bizzbolt5]

I just hope that the kid in the first story didn’t take/or was forced to take the coke. That wouldn’t just be another can of worms, but a whole goshdarn barrel.

[@andreafarris2515]

The manager who hired his replacement must have worked for Fry’s Electronics! That sounds exactly how those owners treat their employees. Oh the stories longtime employees can tell are crazy. I have a similar story & the two managers stole thousands! Haha! They got exactly what they deserved!

[@justinthompson6364]

Having the wifi cut out when you're trying to something is annoying but it'd be even better if OP had throttled down the bandwidth or if that wasn't possible, turned it on and off repeatedly. Unreliable wifi is way more infuriating than none at all.

[@andreasnoveus8903]

There is setting that you can use up,Mac address to block someone when they use the wifi

[@RosesTeaAndASD]

Given the dealer was selling on HIS property, there'll be druggies showing up on HIS door step expecting drugs and he will have to deal with whatever state they're in when they arrive. Sorry for edits.

[@TheNormExperience]

“But I’m a reasonable guy so I try to go over to work this out without the law.” Yeah. Let’s go have a reasonable conversation with the aggressive coke-head who may have multiple other friends who are also coked out of their minds! That’ll end well... Just WTAF? Why in the HELL would you put yourself in that situation when you didn’t have to??? It could have gone SO much worse.

[@MrOarson]

Yep, that's what they pay and train the police for: going into those potentially lethal situations so you don't have to.

[@scorchingemblem7873]

He did it to get the audio evidence cuz he knew he'd try to threaten him.

[@brandondavis7777]

@@MrOarson yeah, that's why the cops are more worried about tickets and weed, because they're "trained" and paid for "dangerous situations"

[@iamheromartin]

Op: gets a stealing neighbor also op: holds kid hostage stealing neighbor: you weren't supposed to do that

[@kateiannacone2698]

That last one isn't so much Pavlovian Conditioning. Pavlovian conditioning (or Classical conditioning) is when a neutral stimulus (like a ringing bell) gets linked to another stimulus (like food), so you respond to the neutral stimulus like you would the other one. So like...if OP played a really shrill sound in the living room every time the roommate got too loud or something, so they associate talking loud with the shrill sound and they stop doing it to avoid the sound. What he actually did was more just tricking him.

[@reevarwow245]

The last story reminds me of a bad room mate I had. He would play CoD at full volume when we needed to sleep, but would moan like crazy if we made a noise when he was in the house. I would switch off the Wi-Fi as he started stamping because he was losing. He thought he caused it to turn off because of the stomping lol

[@cathywulf7398]

Neighbor keeps taking my package. I'm gonna do what's called a pro gamer move.

[@theweaselking8119]

That last one was truly awesome lmfao😂

[@joseabad9416]

The jerk who lives down under me, was a nightmare for the rest of the tenants in the building. Always loud day and night. Leaving garbage on his landing all the time, purposely breaking and scratching everything in the common areas. He also sell drugs in his apartment and when I moved in there were 4 minor children in the 3 floor, 6 apartment building. Me and the young widow with 3 children were up and under his apartment. I kept taking pictures of all the trash he was leaving around and the scratches and breakings he was performing daily. The office of the building management told me it was a neighbor's dispute and if I had an issue, to call the police on him. I was well to do until the 2008 crisis, so I went down on that but never lost the manners I got used to while living with my family as a child and teenager. I listen to classical music and opera most of the time, but at a low volume. He would play boom and bass loud rap crap and he learned the bad way, my stereo it's more powerful than his, but he eventually got used to my music, no matter the volume and he started playing again, his dumb noise, repeating the same theme over and over again. I decided to just put my speakers on the wooden floors, I have speakers on each room and his apartment has the same layout than mine, so he had nowhere to go. One day I was watching history and geography videos on KZbin, he started playing his noise after midnight and I just easily connected the laptop to the stereo receiver. That night he listened to non stop 5 hours of history and geography. I had earplugs and everything you can imagine on my ears while I was playing this loud. His girlfriend went out to the landing to scream and say to turn off that shit. Payback is a bitch, so after that and from then on, every time they played that noise I would give them school time, all over their place, nowhere to go, nowhere to hide. My neighbors right front decided to move out after only living in the place for less than 3 years they had a sickening child and it was very improper for them to live with that trash around. He also managed to make his floor neighbor from right front of him. So there was him and the only apartment after his, was mine. So he started blocking the landing in his floor, with mountains of garbage bags. One day I just kicked the bags out of my way, he heard it and I just passed his apartment not reaching too far. He told me if I broke something, I would have to pay it, to what I laughed loudly, then he approached me while opening his zipper and pulling out his dick, telling me to suck him I said to him there was no way I would get close to him because he looked like the last time he took a bath, was during the universal flood. I was just going to the supermarket 2 blocks away when I came back, there was less garbage there and he inside his apartment, with his door open and looking at me all the way, on his floor landing. I got to my door and I see urine there, the dog pee on my dor. I went inside, called the police on him and when they came they told me it's my word against his. So I took it as a free check to take my own revenge. His windows are exactly under mine and he had this kind of old air conditioning machine, with venting slots peaking out of his window. I always keep a bottle of Drano just in case and I emptied the entire thing on his air conditioning machine slots. Just 2 fold revenge. He put uric acid in my door, I put sulfuric acid on his air conditioning machine. A few days later, the super came to tell him to stop doing his crap, because it was the woman under him and me, complaining about the same stuff. A few days later, more garbage, I kick it, he goes out and tells me he would never let me sleep again and I should look for another place to live. Again I laughed loudly and got to my business. That same night he tried to play his loud noise again and he got back 6 hours of history and geography lessons. Another time, I was very tired and I took some sleeping pills, he started to play his loud crap, I played the history classes, in an entire playlist. I fell asleep again and when I woke up I thought I only slept 3 hours, from 6 am to 9am. It took me like an hour to realize it was dark outside and I realized I slept 15 hours without a pause. Downstairs there was a sepulchar silence. Since then every time he started, I just started classes. So about me not being able to sleep, ok it went back to him. He told me to find another place to live, only 7 months ago. A month ago, he had a bad somehow deal and there was a scandal down there, I heard 2 big knocks I thought they were slamming the doors. Police came by to ask the widow and then me about what we heard. I told them everything as I heard it and there was some smoke in the common areas, I asked the police, if the idiot downstairs finally burned the building. They told me one of the fire extinguishers in the landings went on and caused all that, but nothing about fire. It was a Friday night and I didn't hear anything else until the next Monday, when my maid came to the house and told me the second entrance door to the building had it's glasses broken and boarded. I went to look at it and what happened was that his unwanted guest, when thrown out of his apartment, took the fire extinguisher and broke both glasses, which are pretty big, each of them. The super told me a week later that the management company sent him a letter to evacuate the premises as soon as the eviction moratorium ended. Well I guess the one who's going to be finding a new place to live, it's him. There were more confrontations between me and him, but I don't want to make this longer than it is already. Since then you can only hear his girlfriend growling loud, but she's another to speak about, she looks like the black death from the seventh seal.

[@Fouroneonefive]

Im really happy about the well being of the baby. They deserve so much better than those pieces of human garbage.

[@veralenora7368]

There is a DESPERATE need for good foster parents. Please consider calling, just calling, your local agency and talk with them about what it might take to become a foster parent. Please. Just call.

[@anonymouspatriotnetwork2740]

In the first story CPS saved that child and that is how you deal with a coked up neighbor who makes threats against your life

[@bradwolf07]

Those Drug Dealing Scumbags...I hope they get plenty of jail time. And I hope the kid gets put with a good family

[@lizotakuartist5117]

The baby and the girl in the first story may be fine. But knowing that it was in a house with 3 men, who's to know if those kids were not suppose to be in their custody or were possibly kidnapped and abused.

[@arifhossain9751]

Package baiting and TreeLaw are what I LIVE FOR.

[@minetruly]

You've seen the glitter bomb package videos, right? Where a guy rigs a package to spray glitter and fart smells?

[@arifhossain9751]

@@minetruly Mark Rober? Yeah. Dude even helped the cops catch some bigger criminals while the whole package thing was going on. Total wholesome madlad.

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

The second one is NOT prorevenge, but my god was the first story satisfying, it is always satisfying when one of those drug dealers gets arrested

[@mrc1539]

Maru'sArcade , the problem is that the a##holes will probably be back out on the street before the cops get done with the paperwork . You see it all the time in the paper when they say so and so was arrested and had five or six felony convictions .

[@syndrom5818]

not always my drug dealers are nice guys and I get my stuff:D(nothing serious.. weed and stuff that are not harmfull and i'm not an addict)

[@maruwatchesyou8281]

@@syndrom5818 bruh just them being drug dealers just automatically makes them bad /s

[@hylix4629]

Thanks to the OPs for posting the stories.Thank you Dark Fluff for reading it for us

[@gracehall9669]

Just hoping the first op is okay & safe & bless him 4 saving that baby

[@Hellothere-is8xb]

Bruh how long is it gonna take to drink one glass of beer ? It’s been sitting on that table for AGES

[@mbyerly9680]

It's the beer glass that wouldn't ever run dry that Dr. Strange gave to Thor.

[@Hellothere-is8xb]

@@mbyerly9680 still should atleast drink the beer infinitely tho

[@jadeandblood]

Yeah lol the wifi problem was genius. I used to be loud while playing games because sometimes I didn't realize it's past midnight. My roommate texted me but of course I wasn't looking at my phone, so she decided to slap my shoulder so hard to the point it bruised. I was so shocked by it, but in a way I understood she's groggy and can't think coherently at the time. The next day, she apologized to me and I did as well. We talked over it and all is well. ❤️👍

[@gregorythomas333]

Story#1: OP and his girlfriend may want to move and/or get some protection just in case...seriously. Story#2: Personally I would go into the store soon after being let go and tell the new manager: I know you are a thief and I don't care (and a very conspicuous wink). Story#3: Pretty good revenge OP :)

[@lotusjewell9984]

OMFG that last one was funny as hell!!!!!! LMAO!!!

[@InsaneHunter01]

1st one. OP was smart to report the series of crimes to the police. Child removed form a dangerous and possible deadly situation was a good move. Also I do believe that OP will never get his stolen stuff back unless the police do a very through cleaning of the stuff that was stolen to remove the cocaine powder. The expensive makeup is trashed. If OP is killed or disappears before or after the court hearing, The dealer is automatically suspect for accessory. It was all caught on tape. They just have to look at the dealer's previous contacts. There is be a lengthy list, because that's how the police trace and catch criminals. Even just the casual contacts are on the police watch list.

[@BrutusPalmeira]

That beer looks just too good. Now i’m thirsty.

[@ronsbrat525]

😂😂😂😂😂😔😔🍷

[@pugsabi]

The first story. So all five stared at him, including the baby? 🤣

[@ivanleterror9158]

Last one similar to an episode of TBBT where Sheldon tries to re-program Penny by giving her these little chocolate treats over Leonard's objections.

[@MissMolly3377]

I would move if i was that first guy, they may get out of prison and come back for him.

[@jebsails2837]

When dealing with TPT, DON'T telegraph your planned actions. Just do it and stand back from the situation. Less chance of bodily trauma. Narragansett Bay.

[@FredRated1967]

On that first story, time for the OP to exercise his second amendment rights.

[@FredRated1967]

@Zachary McClung No, that's why you unload the entire magazine into them, the reload and do it again as necessary. But, I guarantee if the weapon in question is a .44 magnum, one shot IS really all you need.

[@Scottyboy2317]

Dude, how much beer do u drink? Every clip I watch you've got a fresh one ready to go

[@danielleJ360]

LOVED that last one

[@Sydnysun11]

I love dark fluff and his awesome stories. Keep up the good work dear!

[@clydebalcom8252]

I'm partial to nonconfrontational revenge when dealing with drug dealers. The game camera is a good idea, and audio is a necessity.

[@shaystizzy]

Excellent use of a Jim Halpert prank. Loved it.

[@priscilalondon]

I had a drug dealer neighbor who gave my apartment number as his address to his “customers”. I had drug addicts ringing my doorbell all day and night.

[@BoomStick4287]

1st add... Luvs.... Parent like a pro... Product placement at its finest lol

[@brokemage1395]

As someone studying psychology, the last story made me smile

[@spaceracer23]

OP1 should have called the police as soon as he had photos of the drug deals.

[@pagandragon72]

Lmmfao ive actually got my step son trained the same way i can exclude him from the wifi whenever i feel like it from my phone 😂😂😂😂

[@wamlythecrabgod2199]

Please use your power responsibly

[@pagandragon72]

ergo proxy only when I need to

[@testerwulf3357]

He saved the kid for revenge..not cool. If I saw drugged out aggressive parents I wouldn't think twice before tipping off the police that they have drugs, are on drugs, and likely don't hide them from the kid or abuse said kid. Sure foster care sucks, but at least that gives them a CHANCE at a good home, or even being put in with aunts or other family members!

[@Lavendeer201]

6:03 ugh i've been in this position before. Sadly no karma or revenge came of it and the people never got revealed of how absolutely scummy they are. Sadly their business is successful as ever ... :(

[@DoughtFull]

Honestly heard the second story so many times I hope that an update happens just to hear the fallout. I mean it's obvious but I wanted Straight from the source.

[@Bonkai91]

I enjoy DarkFluff's videos, I just hope he will use more voice inflection when reading these posts. Sometimes I feel like I'm in high school agian and hearing someone read off a history book. Not to be offensive, just want to see this channel grow :)

[@AislinnWolfsong]

😁 Found a fellow audiobook lover!! LOL j/k but seriously I get you. I love these stories but sometimes I get confused as to when the reading ends and DarkFluff is speaking his own thoughts or experiences.

[@reinamacaren-a4132]

1st case. In the beginning he was nosey coming to neighbors as they were moving in. I'd look at him sideways as well

[@justinthompson7404]

They pavolved the roommate 😅😅

[@thunderflare59]

"I could turn the wifi off with my phone." He's to dangerous to be left alive!

[@lucifers.morningstar3805]

He must stand trial.

[@bokhans]

Second story. 74 million Americans think that is ok and staff should not have any rights getting fired on the spot is ok! Voting have consequences! Workers rights that has been law in most European countries for 50 years will not be seen in the USA for the next 50 years if people don’t wake up!

[@brianligat2038]

#2: If you've vouched for the theif, then you're partly responsible and could be held to account. That's why many companies will only give "references" stating your title, role and the time you've been there.

[@aspiechan420]

Hiring a thief as revenge is funny af!

[@russhall1414]

How I trained my family to help wash dishes... Rice and beans, except when I didn't do the kitchen cleaning, then it was epic yummy dinner!

[@Love2Banime]

Aww, i want to know more from the first story!

[@colourfulsouls]

There’s also an option on Netflix to disconnect from all people currently watching. So if others are watching your Netflix and when you try to go on, it says too many users currently on- just disconnect all then put something on right away

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

@0:22 “A package stealing neighbour who is more trouble than he is.” That doesn’t make sense.

[@danielleonyett]

thank you. that totally threw me off and ctrl+f'ed through the comments to see if anyone else noticed.

[@kurtcrafton]

1st story, never get high off your own supply.

[@nightmare5043]

When your neighbor keep steal your package just buy mystery box from deep web

[@emmalyke]

This legend reads it out for us!

[@IK_MK]

Gather around the campfire kids! Papa Fluff has another story to tell us!!!!🤗

[@katrinak7394]

He probably considers losing his kids a bonus.

[@lilmelody93]

Dealers are a dime a dozen. No one cares, they jus want their fix.

[@aashilr]

Henlo Fluff man, my corgi loves listening to your revenge stories so please keep them coming. Also what about r/nosleep? Thanks!

[@Debbie4729]

I hope all of this doesn't come back to haunt you someday-but,hooray for your successes!

[@monopinion8799]

Loved all stories. Thank you for your wonderful work. Love the Chanel.

[@NeedyBoBeedy]

Good stuff! You always find the best stories.

[@boopboop2659]

See, that's where OP messed up, first. You don't deal with crackheads. 🥴

[@LadyMFUnicorn]

One of my friend's boyfriend was nice until she looked at my roommate "for too long". He pulled a gun on her in my house. Dude I didn't hesitate. I walked up behind him, and whispered "if you pull that trigger you write your own death, and I do not have a gun. Please try me, been waiting to kill someone" he put his gun away. Tried to take her with him. I just said no you leave alone. Now I was able to alert our other apartments, so they all kept him out. (We as in the 4 apartment we all kicked it at. All in the same building). Now we knew he was a dealer. (I do not care what you do for a living as long as its not about kids, or brought to me. I will be kool with you. Most people just talk anyways) The guys in other apartment went out and took his jeep, money, drugs, guns, and phone. They left him in the desert. He is alive. The desert is not that far from town, it is a pain to walk though. It happens here when you piss someone off enough. You walk back and they leave you alone. Yeah, I am sure someone has died before. It is a walk that can and has kill people. That where out there for other reasons. Maybe a revenge video of my own. I have a handful of stories.

[@AtotehZ]

9:15 I do the same thing to my downstairs neighbor. He plays loud music till 2-5 AM. I am often awake at night myself because of my working hours and I'm not keen on listening to his music so often. So this is what I do.. He lives in the basement and I on the 1st floor. All apartments in the building are identical with the exception of the basement. All other apartments have bedrooms to the north and living room to the south. He has both bedroom and living room to the south. The nights he plays music way too late I wait for him to stop. He'll want to go to bed then. And that's when I turn up my TV(which is straight over his bed) to max volume on a techno youtube playlist via chromecast. I set it up to stop playing at 7AM when the other neighbors start to get up. When I'd done this 4-5 times he started playing music late much less frequently. And I don't wanna be a tyrant so I do let him play once and a while. No-one likes the guy in the basement, he is a scammer and a lowlife, but I try to be a good neighbor regardless even though it's hard. The story above is the result of years of escalation because he simple won't work with people. I started by going downstairs, knocking on his door and requesting he turned it down a bit. The next time I reminded him of the rules of the building (nothing loud 10PM-6AM). After that hadn't worked a couple times I called the police non-emergency line and asked if they could talk to him, but he's like 50 years old and has had run-ins with the law before so that didn't scare him. Some further escalation and we arrived at the story up top.

[@melkiorwiseman5234]

Some places have given police the power to confiscate any equipment involved in causing repeated noise complaints, whether it's a radio, TV, stereo system or every bit of a band's equipment.

[@jeferrell79]

Op #1: He saved the kid's life. No child should grow up in such environment. OP #2: Owners of the business will end up bankrupt due to the thief. Karma's a bitch. OP #3: Great job OP. Let's hope that he continues this behavior with his next roomies.