r/Storiesaboutkevin He's So Dumb He ATE GLASS!

[@rSlash]

Pro tip: Don't eat glass

[@dirtdoodles8640]

sounds smart *crunch*

[@solbatty6574]

Yes

[@annapolly5014]

Tip taken

[@Jhei122]

Ok

[@A-MAN607]

Too late

[@DisneyFanatic2364]

As soon as the last OP said "BLEACH your hair," I knew where this was going.

[@acid_melon5599]

“Somethings wrong, I can feel it.”

[@BeckBeckGo]

Lol bleach doesn't even bleach hair. Hair "bleach" contains peroxide.

[@lilliesupreme9767]

@@BeckBeckGo AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[@lilliesupreme9767]

@@acid_melon5599 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[@nosamladna902]

As someone who has never dyed my hair, I didn’t realize it wasn’t actual bleach that y’all use, what is it exactly?

[@jeffreyaguilar8028]

When the last Kevin said bleach I immediately guessed she used cleaning bleach.

[@stickiedmin6508]

Yep. Saw the punch line coming from a long way off - didn't make it any less glorious tho'. Hilarious!

[@RiptoGakt]

I had the same suspicion about that one myself as well, at least before the Clorox part came up. Then I was like "fuck it, that's on her for using that instead of the actual type of hair dye."

[@vloggerbonakid6178]

@@RiptoGakt I--I think she confused the usage of the word "Bleach" as a NOUN than a VERB..does that make sense?

[@RiptoGakt]

@@vloggerbonakid6178 Maybe... Still doesn't make it a particularly bright moment, though.

[@Vi0letR0gue]

When I first heard about bleaching hair (about 5 years old) I thought that's what you used, actual bleach, I found it wasnt not long after when we went shopping and I found bleach blonde hair dye

[@EwSoulOfficial]

When Kevina said “Clorox” I died a little on the inside...

[@Neighbor-assistantYN]

I knew instantly it was clothes bleach. My older cousin did the same thing after I got highlights and said I bleached strands of my hair. I was 17, she was like 25.

[@Avistew]

The second Kevina said "I used bleach" insteqd of "I bleached them", I knew she grabbed whatever they used in their toilet instead of buying a hair product. But I was curious if the mother was also stupid, if she thought OP was, if she explained the proble, to her daughter... The story ends a few paragraphs too soon.

[@champton3217]

A little? :D

[@melissaharris3890]

I would of hoped she would of bought a generic brand. she could of saved a few bucks. maybe could of afforded a better wig

[@iregretmylifechoices3493]

If Kevin eats shards of glass, he’s not stupid, he’s just weaponizing his sharts.

[@oscarbelmare_22]

You are a fucking genius

[@destroyer.6244]

Big Brain Time 🧠

[@theoddgaming5529]

Sometimes my genius, its almost frightening...

[@jaspr1999]

Priceless!!! Simply, priceless!

[@anthustenebris9202]

Sharts of glass.

[@kevinwestfall7030]

I wanted to hear what happened after Kevina said "Clorox" in the last story.

[@knarli8408]

I may be dumb for asking this, but what is Clorox?

[@nucitamoore]

@@knarli8408 a household brand of actual bleach. Like cleaning bleach.

[@TheFattBoy94]

@@knarli8408 A brand of bleach used for cleaning and washing/whitening laundry.

[@cooky2991]

@@knarli8408 From what I know about bleaching hair, there are several brands that sell bleaching-powder that you can make into a paste to put on the hair. Clorox is bleach, the liquid stuff which the president told people to inject a while ago in a bout of spouting poor medical ideas that could kill people (my only association with it as a European). It is highly toxic and corrosive, which means it irritates and burns the skin.

[@knarli8408]

@@cooky2991 at least kevina didn't drink it

[@exulium]

"No! You can't just go and eat glass!" "Haha glass go cronch"

[@solomonbardalez4285]

lol

[@TKUA11]

Crispety crunchety peanut buttery

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@julichavis4236]

Lmaooo

[@RainbowDashShadesOfApproval]

What, you don't eat Cap'n Crunch as well?

[@Mewse1203]

"Should I go to the hospital?" Well we figured out why his mom dropped him off.

[@therandomwalrus8382]

Not the hospital, the mental institution

[@firepelt3180]

How the hell did she even take care of him as a kid? What did he eat behind her back?

[@TanookiWario]

@@firepelt3180 Also important, what did she eat or take before he was born?

[@Ikajo]

It could be something undiagnosed tho. Like ADHD

[@spidertiger585]

@@Ikajo i have ADHD and autism.... this is not something that could be caused by ADHD

[@AquamarineMemories]

I love when he cracks up in the middle of a story. Means whatever's coming is gonna be good.

[@Nerobyrne]

"Kenny ate all the mints dad." "Those weren't mints, those were antacid tablets." "uh oh"

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@thatoneguy2059]

Ha ha ha that was a good one

[@Hosterofdarest]

“Do not take more than 7 tablets in a 24 hour period” Kevin: *eats them like candy

[@irishhuskie2585]

RSlash: “says s*it uncensored* Me: Wait, that’s illegal.

[@duby051]

This is the way

[@stefantsarev4442]

He technically said "shitload", so it doesn't count :D

[@TKUA11]

@@stefantsarev4442 no according to the algorithm lol

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@Jackietubepro]

@asad asd yes

[@andreamorris9434]

love it bro this makes people who aren't that bright look like geniuses

[@gbc1018]

Lmao great way of putting it😭

[@gabrieldavidson4442]

It sucks that I took, can be a Kevin from time to time.

[@gerrard1144]

He watched the bright side

[@theparalyzedarmy3836]

I feel like Einstein after watching this video

[@randomstuff8149]

In that case,I’m an Einstein!

[@advayjanardhan7200]

It always catches me off guard when he yells across the room like that; it’s hilarious.

[@coreythecasualoddity2734]

Me *reads title: so it seems that Kevin changed his chilli recipe

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@RashBold]

"Trying to remove jammed toast from the toaster with a butter knife." I can hear that song now: "Dumb ways to die..."

[@asherael]

That kid getting ANOTHER overpriced laptop literally made me sick to my stomach.

[@vloggerbonakid6178]

I think we know who to blame here...

[@toyamwarr]

Same. I have students who will lose a brand new iPhone and get a new one the next day. What happened to parents making their kids suffer?

[@asherael]

@@toyamwarr yo, i'm not looking for children to suffer, just basic accountability and not a parade of high price knick-knacks. I'd really love to inject a luxury in my life at this point, the idea of getting more than one by being careless is turning my stomach.

[@yueyuna8344]

Am I the only one who FREAKING KNEW a Kevina bleaching her hair would lead to her using Clorox? I knew it.

[@Annie_Annie__]

Yup. Right away I said “she’s gonna use laundry bleach, isn’t she?” I just can’t get over that even the mom seemed to think that this was a reasonable conclusion and was mad at OP, rather than being dismayed or embarrassed over how stupid her daughter is.

[@conchurfitzsimons570]

I knew it was going to be something like that. I said to myself "did she use bleach from under the sink or whatnot?" Tho I'm still confused how it did that kind of damage to Kevina XD

[@nightroad5810]

i also knew it after op say about bleaching hair but it didn't stop me from facepalm after she say bleach product

[@yueyuna8344]

@@nightroad5810 I honestly worry about humanity with these stories.

[@RiptoGakt]

@@Annie_Annie__ Had I been in that OP's shoes after hearing the Clorox part I would have just promptly told her boldly and point-blank, "This one's on both of you, that's what you get for using *Laundry* bleach instead of *hair* bleach."

[@pozitron7242]

After the Kevin eat the glass “Do you think I need to go to the hospital?” Op:” to get your brain check,yea.”

[@nikkiofthevalley]

Result of brain test: He has no brain. None.

[@rubble7390]

@@nikkiofthevalley That's what you get from 'some assembly required'. There's always a part or three left over at the end.

[@nikkiofthevalley]

@@rubble7390 yea lol

[@Dragonemperess]

At least he's safe from brain-eating zombies.

[@pozitron7242]

@@nikkiofthevalley I’m so sorry to bring in the bad news to you but unfortunately we are proven that you sir are a Kevin.

[@epicfail3167]

Some people are tough as nails, but they are NOTHING compared to Kevin The chad just stands there like a madlad chewing glass

[@gabsomniac9607]

There is a difference between a tough guy and a total moron.

[@epicfail3167]

Well duh

[@gabsomniac9607]

@@epicfail3167 Just in case if someone misunderstood your joke

[@epicfail3167]

Ah I see

[@RiptoGakt]

Oh good god, that is so moronically insane-sounding it somehow loops right over into being funny in a line twice-crossed way.

[@Ilovepointlessstorys]

Honestly that manager should’ve let him go after the toilet paper. If I was a customer and I found out that this guys already done two really dumb things and he left him to serve food. I would be pissed at that manager. That has to be a lawsuit against him.

[@vloggerbonakid6178]

Hey,better late than never,right? OP gave him 2 more chances to make things better,starting from the paper towel incident,and when the last chance was wasted on him almost killing a customer,he had enough.

[@t.abellard6280]

rSlash: Sounds like this Kevin found himself in a *shitload* of trouble. Me: Hello, 911?

[@mazinsanik]

No one cares about cursing unless it's the n word

[@calebdrawsstuff4446]

@@mazinsanik that is something a curse word would say!

[@ScreebonSpeed]

@@mazinsanik there was no n word in the first story.....tf you mean?

[@fantasticmrmonk]

@@ScreebonSpeed They mean the n word the worse curse word ever (even tho it’s not a curse word) so it’s the only bad one to them.

[@DeathProductions200]

@@mazinsanik r slash normally doesn't swear in his videos, mainly because of monetization reasons. So when he says them it throws his longer time followers off. It did to me, and i swear like a drunk sailor

[@Love2Banime]

My head hurts with that one Kevin and the jam with pieces of broken glass.

[@TankerBricks]

Kevin: eats glass. JIM: WTF.

[@jovindsouza3407]

rSlash: says s*t KZbin: *say what now* ?

[@JonneBackhaus]

rSlash: "You can watch my latest kevin video on patreon"

[@Dornan77802]

Does Google/ KZbin own Patreon or something? It seems like they never cared that a lot of popular content and content creators left this site for the most part. Seems a bit counterproductive to boost your competition to your content platform like that....

[@cloudy9622]

Wherreeeee

[@shadowxxe]

@@Dornan77802 well tbf Patreon isn't exclusively a video sharing site a lot of KZbinrs just off their fans a spot in the credits of their youtube video as a thank you

[@ehlnl]

"He tried to remove jammed toast from the toaster with a butter knife" Me, a Scandinavian: as you should "I stopped him from continuing doing that" *confused in swedish until I realise most places don't have wooden butter knives*

[@jaspr1999]

There are SO many moments of my life that I can point at to prove I'm the biggest idiot that's ever lived and feel a little better when I hear stories like these. While I know I'll never be the sharpest tool in the shed, I have yet to eat glass or use Clorox on my hair.

[@alderart3992]

Today: Kevin eats glass Tomorrow: Kevin launches a nuclear missle.

[@theoddgaming5529]

They're too dumb to do that

[@corcoos]

Maybe he'll lose the presidency.

[@flamedshadowwolf5716]

And on the very last day on earth Kevin blows something so destructive up that he destroyed the whole universe

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@ismellyou2286]

@@theoddgaming5529 let's see

[@tad694]

I love it when you start laughing halfway through a sentence! Letting me know something hilariously stupid is coming! Mades my day and smile.

[@LunaMane]

With the story about Kevin being tricked into thinking he was the father of his ex-girlfriend's child, I'm just glad he learned the truth and rightfully broke up with her. I'm always worried about men like him being taken advantage of. As for the Kevin at the bakery place, I can't help but wonder if the customer pressed charges against Kevin. Or maybe they felt him eating the glass tainted scone was punishment enough.

[@Gemmagems577]

"The mountains looked fake" killed me

[@adamgourley6412]

The first story reminds of a passive-aggressive note I’ve seen on the Internet to a co-worker who ate what they thought were chocolates in the fridge. Well, they were chocolate, but they also were chocolate laxatives for the person’s dog that had to be refrigerated. The writer ends the note with “I hope you enjoy the weekend of lava butt.”

[@adamgourley6412]

Actually, looking at the note, they were peanut butter and the co-worker mistook them for ice cream bars. Now that I think about it, they wouldn’t have been chocolate since it is toxic for dogs. Here’s a link to the note: ifunny.co/picture/to-the-culprit-who-ate-what-you-thought-was-two-HatG6A9q4

[@jonathandrummel6075]

So my girlfriend is a hairstylist. Fun fact for everyone. Sun-in is all metals. So when ole Kevina put the bleach in, it all smoked and reacted very harshly. Adds another layer when you picture it :)

[@morgandouglas6014]

Anyone else want to bet that Kevina and her mom subsequently filed a lawsuit against the Clorox Company?

[@nogoat]

I'm gonna bet $200

[@RiptoGakt]

Yeah, and I'd reckon that they utterly failed at it after being told point-blank that the product that they used was never meant for dying hair...then told to get their heads checked.

[@A-MAN607]

It has been a while since I have seen a story about Kevin. Cool!

[@scpwhy883]

"Should I go to the doctor"? Me:uhh idk thats a question that... Open ur mouth. Me:eww thats a lot of blood

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

"looks like Kevin got himself in a shitload of trouble" Was it worth getting unmonetized for that joke?

[@SpeedCubed21]

Yes yes it was

[@charliereich3532]

Wrong word but yes yes it was

[@kristashafer93098]

Absolutely!! Come on, that joke was GOLDEN!

[@artoria3046]

Op when Kevin eats glass: Did you just what?

[@emily-tristancresswell1863]

Kevin: *eats mystery freezer pills* Me: Hey self, did you take your meds today?

[@jen6893]

'Sounds like Kevin found himself in a shitload of trouble' Quite literally

[@nadifa6778]

Yeah thats the joke

[@solomonbardalez4285]

@@nadifa6778 no shit

[@AM-ow2pm]

Kevin who ate glass probably got scold a lot for his mistakes as a child lol so he tries to hide everything and this habit got stuck til he’s an adult lmao

[@aldorahman4755]

Kevin : *Eat glass... did i need to go to hospital?? Reog Ponorogo : How cute

[@monedameow]

"Freebird" and the "bees in laptop" again 🤣🤣🤣 love when he adds the details like yelling from afar

[@cassiebrooke5908]

“Kevin eats glass” * Glances at my sticker of Stanley from the office that says “You are a professional idiot” * *I have never agreed more*

[@-soulfulbunny-4277]

“C l o r o x” i was taking a test while listening to this and I dead ass stopped for a bit. That made me dye inside- Alright puns over

[@eddykidplayzyt]

*C L O R O X*

[@WolfyFancyLads]

"Causes severe gastric distress" *cue mash-up of fog horns, vuvuzelas, kazoos, clown horns and the HORN OF JOSHUA*

[@paolo6806]

Lol

[@jonathanhowells7864]

I'm picturing a fart being censored with Spongebob's alarm clock and I can't stop laughing

[@WolfyFancyLads]

@@jonathanhowells7864 Then my work here is done. B3

[@intelchip_x86]

im imagining a fart quickly becoming more catastrophic to the point where tornado sirens become active

[@meganbutton4320]

Thank you so much for these Kevin stories. My abs hurt from laughing!

[@christian10697]

Even Patrick Star was not as destructively stupid as the Glass Kevin.

[@olliesaurusrex4103]

Eating glass-infused scones is the weirdest flex

[@YaGurlRiley]

Thanks for the laughs rSlash, it’s been a really difficult day for me and this is one of the first things that has made me smile today so thank you so so much because life is been hard lately and your videos are one of the only things that have been making me smile the past few days so thank you

[@palugarde007]

All I gotta say is is that the jokes and puns that this dude rolls out at the end of a good number of his stories are God tier on par.

[@malfunksion6685]

"watching youtube without headphones" Me watching this video without headphones: :O

[@tristanyoung7646]

When I was in middle school my grandma would pack giant lunches for me. I usually ate half the lunch and then split the rest between me and three friends. I would not share my dessert, though. Every day my grandma would either pack a little debby snack or a home made cookie or brownie. I am and always have been a carb hound. I love carbs, especially from sweets. Well one day my friend, who we will call Kevin, was upset that I didn't share my brownie with him. So, without asking, he took the plastic bag the brownie had been in, balled it up, stuck it in his mouth, started chewing, and some minutes later he swallowed. He ate a snack bag. A plastic zipper bag. While staring me down the whole time. According to him, it wasn't the first time he did that either

[@calebrose4607]

pro tip: *DON'T BE LIKE KEVIN* also, will we ever see you cover more image/video based subreddits again?

[@johnmacarthur7780]

Omg that cheese making pill story ending so hilarious and you made it even funnier lol

[@anastasiatexley7361]

I've been having a horrible morning, and rslash is doing my favorite subreddit. Thank you ❤

[@skyleranimated9302]

Man i love stories about Kevin, like how in the heck do you digest glass?

[@yourworstnightmare7343]

I had a friend who was pretty slack who dyed her hair with toilet/household bleach, she had dark brown hair, it turned the (previously coloured) streaks in her hair a weird green colour but it didn't do much else. She was well proud of herself coz we all thought it was hilarious that only she would bleach her hair with domestos, she even started telling strangers in the street what she'd done. Had us howling all night.

[@Mewse1203]

I Lol'd so hard at "the Immaculate Ingestion"

[@AceMoonshot]

Ditto.

[@TetraSky]

Kevins taking random "pills" thinking it's drugs...

[@nogoat]

If someone takes my medication I will replace it with laxatives

[@RiptoGakt]

Well, THAT definitely put him up shit creek.

[@13BGunBunny]

I cracked up so hard when you said "Immaculate Ingestion" that I had to pause the video to compose myself. :'-D

[@charlieg3674]

The glass story is totally fake. What kind of kevin has enough common sense to ask if they need to go to the hospital after eating glass?

[@maddexward283]

Charlie G yea they don’t have enough of it lol

[@maddexward283]

It says you have 7 likes here, but you have 5 over there a Kevin must be doing this job

[@Bamboo_bazooka]

i think they are probably told they need to go to the hospital so much it’s kind of a panic response

[@Robin93k]

He probably heard that line in a movie containing a Kevin. And without understanding why, connected to that person...

[@lorianabanana6066]

The 'Imaculate Ingestion' got me 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@angelshardz]

I feel bad for everyone in that last story

[@mintyskullz]

I literally covered my mouth in absolute shock bc I wasn’t expecting that Kevin let everyone eat glass..I thought Kevin was the only one that was eating glass without knowing. I was also eating so my anxieties went up lol

[@SaikiKFann]

There is a disorder called pica it's when people get stressed out so much they eat things that should not be eaten

[@vloggerbonakid6178]

But...Judging from the line "Should I have gone to the hospital" from "Kevin",I...don't think he has that disease,I think he just smoothly tried to hide the evidence.

[@SaikiKFann]

@@vloggerbonakid6178 I know I'm just saying

[@batmansprettycooltbh]

I actually have pica, it’s not a disease it’s a disorder haha.

[@SaikiKFann]

@@batmansprettycooltbh yeah I have it too I also sad it wronged my mistake

[@batmansprettycooltbh]

@@SaikiKFann no worries!

[@hollyw9177]

8:50 ok that went better than I expected lol. I fully expected him to take the roll of toilet paper and literally put it in the toilet bowl lol.

[@nikt12]

Do American schools not have basic biology classes? How does a high schooler not know what pregnancy is?

[@blazerthedelphox]

Largely depends on where you live. The US education system is very spotty.

[@itsybitsybosmer]

Depending on where Kevin went to high school, Sex Ed can be decent to nonexistent or, worse, abstinence only. Our schools aren't exactly the best.

[@nightroad5810]

my country taught about pregnancy but some school choose not to because it's conflict with some idioit ethic or religious. my health ed told me that he got in trouble many times because his student talk about what subject they learn today and what a surprise, they get teach about pregnancy and they parent get really mad, they come storm at school next day because he teach about this stuff and will make their children go have s** and blah blah blah little they know, some of their little angel sometime skip school to have s** with other well they start middle school(grade 7 i guess?) tbh, he only health ed teacher that teach about this thing without holdback because if we get in this trouble on this age, we have to drop out from school and work ass off to feeding our child with dead end job i live in SEA not in america though, we doesn't have custom to adopt child much, also Abortion is illegal

[@luisfernandocaelhernandez9599]

They don't teach much

[@nikt12]

wow.... first world country, my left nut.

[@Jasperhaleschick1]

I can't believe you managed that last bit without laughing, I burst out laughing when you said "Clorox."

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@kevinmasha]

Something really weird is that my name is Kevin and I've ate glass before. When I was about 2.

[@Theonion1994]

Bless you child

[@ashh4929]

Immaculate ingestion... Y'all I almost did a spit take with my breakfast strudel! 😂😂😂 The irony of that statement is not lost me btw. 😜

[@RevokFarthis]

First Story: Not a Kevin, just a druggie. Second Story: Not enough evidence for a Kevin verdict. Might just be an idiot. Third Story: Probably a Kevin, but still need more evidence. Fourth Story: And we have one, an honest to goodness Kevin... why do I feel bad? Fifth Story: Oh... oh my god... Sixth Story: Yup, that's a Kevin alright... two of them if we take the mother into account. Final Tally: 6 stories, 3 Kevins (with an honorable mention MomKevin at the end)

[@marystone101010]

That pause that rSlash needed to laugh was too good.

[@Nerobyrne]

when you hide the evidence of your crimes inside the customers. Hey, worked great for Sweeney Todd!

[@Forest_Fifer]

These people make flat earthers look like Nobel winners.

[@connorbetancourt5605]

My dad bleeched his hair With Clorox He's bald now

[@arihicks6760]

Don't think I've missed an episode the day it came out in months, thank you for making these!

[@MatthewBaran]

Did I just hear r slash swear??? Is it back to the old days???

[@haqeeqee]

Man I was flinching hard whenever GLASS was mentioned in the story.

[@calebdrawsstuff4446]

you don't eat glass? You are strange.

[@michaelfinlay1412]

Nice pfp Haqeeqee

[@haqeeqee]

@@michaelfinlay1412 thanks 😎

[@michaelfinlay1412]

@@haqeeqee your welcome 🍪

[@propandapower7633]

What’s black and white and red all over? The Karenovirus. It’s the Karenovirus.

[@loganbuckley2010]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qYrJq5SiZdKCd7c

[@canadiangamer4762]

when Kevin started eating glass i was dying of laughter

[@SkylerRavenMoon]

YESSS!!! i always LOVE when you cover r/storiesaboutkevin, a great laugh to start my day :)

[@itsme5027]

Rslash: says sheetload uncensored Me: W H A T

[@kneesocksdaemon4581]

I love these stories it makes me happy knowing I'm not the most stupid person in the world

[@deathrex6199]

2:14 Louis Rossman: starts to explode at this Kevin

[@mateocintron8592]

IM LITERALY CRYING LAUGHING FROM THE LAST TWO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@davidmitchell6808]

I love stories about Kevin they are my favorite. I watch your videos every day at 9 or 10 when you post your videos

[@5kiana]

I love when you start laughing before the "punch line."

[@random_hime]

i can relate to that last story. not that i ever dyed my hair, partly cuz my parents didn't let me until i was like 17, but i had no idea until someone told me that there was actually bleach specifically for hair dyeing, that i always thought when someone said they bleached their hair that they actually put regular bleach in it. so i guess it was sort of a blessing in disguise that it wasn't to many many years later that i even tried to dye my hair.

[@tpmartin210]

The rare occasion of Rslash saying “Shitload of trouble”

[@VoidDreamkiller]

When she asked what brand of bleach she used I just knew what was coming, and I've never facepalmed so hard in my life.

[@gatorboymike]

Kevin: "Go ask for a refund from your drug dealer. I can't foresee any way that could possibly end badly."

[@aylanay2917]

Please do more of these videos I absolutely love them!!

[@thetoyboxs]

I'll be honest, I'm on the verge of graduation and was planning to get a job. I'm a huge introvert and have major anxiety, so interviews always scare me and I can't handle them. The fear of failure was really overpowering and it's what stopped me from trying to even get a job. However, after hearing the story about our good friend Kevin, who somehow managed to get a job while not knowing the difference between a toilet roll and paper towels, I am not as nervous about getting a job, at least I'll be able to do it right :)

[@turtle3318]

Please never stop what you are doing your videos are so interesting to watch and listen in. It’s the reason as to why I’m not bored all the time 😭😭😭💖💖💖

[@RaginKavu]

Eating glass can be fatal! If that Kevin survived, he should be given a Darwin award!

[@iSayDewawa]

imagine his wife hearing from the basement "TOILET ROLL HOLDER"

[@allhailexoticanimals8866]

Ahh yes... more reasons why I believe that we evolved from apes.

[@robfrenken1748]

Kevin probably didn't know to open the lid and smashed the jar and them be like "I finally opened it, no one told me it'll be this simple"

[@ericwithakay3559]

"What brand did you use?" "Clorox." **curb your enthusiasm theme plays**

[@kairasmussen1384]

These stories boost my self-esteem because I am able to function like a basic human being and that’s nice