r/technicallythetruth Best Posts #11

[@DoorWikipedia]

Me: *throwing coins into a river* My friend: But why Me: *It's a riverbank*

[@julianalvarez6714]

Bro if you have reddit can you post this for me on r/kids are stupid cuz I can’t but when I was like 5 I thought that the rule of no eating while driving applied to everybody in the car and that no drinking while driving meant any drink sonI would literally not let my dad have a sip of Pepsi and not let anybody have McDonalds while in the car

[@theduck2411]

Quack

[@UziPlaysOfficial]

Julian Alvarez Well this is a r/tecnetllythetruth video so you can post it here.

[@sophiatera]

Duck good to know

[@ryleyo7675]

@@theduck2411 r/im14andthisisdeep

[@lucybrimstone3193]

“Only they told them that they liked them” “They only told them that they liked them” “They told only them that they liked them” “They told them only that they liked them” “They told them that only they liked them” “They told them that they only liked them” “They told them that they liked only them” “They told them that they liked them only”

[@SolarArgent]

This hurts my bran flake shaped brain.

[@miniaturedolphin3721]

I totally had to stop and read out every possibility

[@Flyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

I had to look at the whole thing to understand it thanks

[@lucybrimstone3193]

Why is this the comment of mine that gets the most attention?

[@ditzygaakey3884]

@Lilith Pitts who blueberry?

[@TheTrainmobile]

"My house has a human infestation." - a cockroach probably

[@buttersrainbow6356]

The Trainmobile HA

[@somepvpguy69]

Er er

[@blurlover13]

- or those skinny huge beige spiders probably

[@AnimateTronix]

I ruined 666 likes

[@muhammadizzamathaya473]

M

[@rileybishop8480]

“Looks like the Senate” “I AM THE SENATE”

[@geraldalexander8093]

Came here looking for this to make sure I wasn't losing my mind when Gio got r/wooooshed.

[@stankytanky69]

u got us with your profile pic.

[@ronswanson7371]

Not yet

[@APXSTUDIO]

It's treason then

[@clone_genius_99]

*screams in Sith Lord*

[@majorsushi7416]

Friend : blow my mind Friend : wait what are you doing Me : putting a bomb in your mind Friend: WAIT WHAT I DID NOT MEAN IT LITERALLY

[@DoorWikipedia]

Ok that was good

[@nothinghere6410]

*The bomb has been planted*

[@Vsuvi]

Tbh i didnt find dis DAT funny 😐

[@TeenyTinyGolem985]

@@Vsuvi kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4aqi6qigdSNnpI

[@Vsuvi]

@@TeenyTinyGolem985 bruh

[@bart43man]

Lettuce is made of lettuce.

[@aeson694]

Fr?

[@lights5651]

Lettuce there is three lettuces the word

[@suii9951]

correct

[@yeetysniffthesecond8624]

The floor here is made out of floor,

[@axokat]

omg thank you, i never knew

[@scourgemcedgelord9263]

Literally binging r/technicallythetruth when this was posted....

[@ranveer.n]

6th like btw remember me when dis gets like 2k likes

[@theemeraldfox2036]

:D I know where this channel icon came from and it makes me want to binge her “I spoil’ series.

[@rusttytoasttz]

Remember me when this comment is famous

[@scourgemcedgelord9263]

Rusty Feathers Rusty, I’LL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU!

[@scourgemcedgelord9263]

Ranveer XD#2319 ty

[@Wyrooks]

✏️-man No, no, he’s got a point

[@jojocujoh]

Lol

[@doctorjimmyneutron129]

Here's a r/technicallythetruth moment You looked at this

[@rie1434]

No what really? How?!

[@lwkitty414]

No way! That is impossible! Fake news.

[@garfieldlasagna7902]

i hate you

[@cffeebba7515]

Here's the truth you don't look like your pfp and you ain't a potato

[@doctorjimmyneutron129]

@@cffeebba7515 nah I do look like my pfp because I basically rickrolled anyone who saw it

[@mememan3447]

I thought it was gonna say “Manatees are no longer endangered. They’re extinct.”

[@fierceeagle3458]

1:37 it was a reference to when senator palpatine said 'I am the senate'

[@lachruck1085]

THANK YOU lol

[@lachruck1085]

I was so pissed

[@justinc.5591]

I’ve never even watched that movie and I understood the reference because of all the memes.

[@moltencheeseinasyringe8760]

Iori Jei Kisinamal EXCEPT THE SEQUELS

[@JonnelTheGreatest]

Someone popular posts: People: this template-

[@mailingcat]

Jonnel E im here once it’s a hour old

[@TuffyTheRabbit]

So is punching the face 20% less than bacteria than a handshake?

[@poopbutt6888]

yeah it might hurt them so its 100% bacteria. Smh you should know this by know

[@zayanmann]

Picking their nose is -100% less

[@SgwiggleMonSquiggles]

What about a trebuchet?

[@checkYVELLUAP]

helth

[@jjmangan5911]

Gio: *doesn’t understand a prequel meme* Me: my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@declanbrown5840]

Exactly

[@gmacc9304]

@Iori Jei Kisinamal I guess you didn't get it as well

[@jjmangan5911]

Iori Jei Kisinamal it’s before 3:30 and it’s during the movie theaters that look like senate seats bit

[@Kinolay1]

@Iori Jei Kisinamal 1:33

[@bigj5296]

I am the senate

[@jadenawesomeguy2187]

I put “only” in the sentence and it isn’t grammatically correct, “She told him that sh𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲e liked him”

[@mcchunky4547]

Yes Sh𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲e liked him. Sh𝐎𝐧𝐥𝐲e is a nice women.

[@koo9568]

shOnlye forever.

[@-cloudii-7095]

ShOnlye

[@SamuelMortimerSmile]

primpy lol

[@firefish111]

r/technicallythetruth

[@ahmadgaming7512]

1:35 the joke is palpating said “I am the senate” and it became a meme on certain subreddits

[@generalhenrystickmin]

R/TechnicallyTheTruth: FakeJake is Gio's brother.

[@dorianwojtowicz]

Yes

[@Icy-Penguin]

£

[@chickenandchips1263]

He is

[@_chopper_]

Landon P how so?

[@brokennp666oof3]

@IcyPenguin268 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Sorry, don't speak ¡ǝƃnƃuɐl ɹʎoʎ

[@theBravoTwins.]

“I got robbed today” “You got to be joking, right?” “No, someone stole my heart”

[@blockhead9628]

@@TheRealBatman_2 NOOOOOO! DONT

[@gavincox795]

"He said the senate, not the senator" I almost died of cringe and disappointment.

[@mcj2219]

You need to watch star wars episode lll to understand it. Palpatine= the senate.

[@bengolding5165]

Same

[@katiehelms8903]

Ikr he didnt get it at all

[@ryanmitchell6913]

I’m sill dieing from that

[@potatman1775]

SAME

[@shipi7]

She told him thOnlyat she liked him IT IS FAKE DO NOT TRUST ISABELLE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE

[@rolev.e2054]

That’s technically true.

[@MooseyMTB]

ROLE V.E /r technicallythetruth

[@ditzygaakey3884]

@@MooseyMTB ah yes, /r technicallythetruth,my favorite subreddit

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

"Only she only told only him only that only she only liked only him only." Quantum 5:44

[@Random1785YT]

BIG BRAIN

[@Random1785YT]

And also r/technicallythetruth

[@malakigunawardena7816]

It still makes sense I'm scared

[@tinybro5630]

Jabba The Hutt yes it does say it a few more times

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

@@jabbathehutt6118 The point is the former, not the latter.

[@GovernmentGainz]

Random Fan: Gio is from England Other Dude: No he’s from Australia Me: He’s from English Him: Dude: Me: Am I right

[@zyclospe6974]

Y E S

[@GreensThe3nd]

R/technicallythetruth

[@stephenfulford6227]

You ARE the senate!

[@theduck2411]

Quack

[@celtic6744]

Quack to you too

[@victoriaflanders8739]

0:55 "What's wrong?" *I'm in this picture and I don't like it*

[@itzallymarshy5051]

O

[@AnnikaSB]

I'm in it too9

[@TheUnknownery]

LOL

[@chaii2885]

omg i can see myself

[@Bookphotocopier1288]

Guys that's andromeda galaxy not milky way

[@steelydan7414]

"When you fall and scrape your knees, you're technically getting hit by a-" ADVERTISEMENT POPS UP Me: By an advertisement?

[@NickleNoChange_]

The same thing happened to me!

[@barbararodea6302]

@@NickleNoChange_ same too

[@acatonceattackedmeandscrat6302]

Same

[@twixxlunari]

"Me: I'm so fat Friend: *you're beautiful* Me: I didn't say I was ugly, I said I was fat

[@jarocherries915]

Bruh anyone who comments before 10 minutes after release is just bragging about how early they are or how the youtube comment system is broken "EdIt 1!!: oMFg!? 150 LIcKs??"

[@vincypincy451]

True

[@generichomosapien4666]

If you tell rick to desert you he either has to desert you or let you down, idiots its so easy

[@RandomHandleLol1738]

Let me explain a video can have 10 comments and 3 views due to how the view system works You see, if a video is less than 30 seconds long then someone has to watch the whole thing for it to count as a view, while if it’s longer than (I forgot) you have to watch at least the first 30 seconds for it to count as a view Hope that clears the confusion everyone has about KZbin

[@person44222]

Me: true People who do that: you know the rules and so do I so say good bye

[@TCDLogan]

Not me I said on a singing video that they sounded like the real singer

[@stillalivingspecimen]

5:36 "She told him that 'only' she liked him" Well that took a dark turn.

[@PavementSpit]

Only she only told only him only that only she only liked only him only only only

[@person744]

Me:** looking at the "Exam: write a 200 word essay."**Also me: **Counts the words and sees its only 26 words.** Me again: **Starts to scream and my mom comes and yells at me to stop.**

[@katycookson2900]

What would happen if Pinocchio said "my nose will now grow"

[@cscscscss]

His nose would uhh... become taller? Let me look at the script be right back

[@DaffyDuck-f7k]

I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS

[@Fish10000]

3:00 is the equal amount of confusion we where all watching dreams response to the fake speedrun in a nutshell

[@anamonteiro4827]

people who understood first time: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@PHLuiz]

"She told him that she lionlyked him"

[@genericname2747]

She tonlyold him she like him

[@mcmonkey26]

“She told him thonlyat she liked him”

[@socoolyeahyeah4867]

She told him that she lion liked him?

[@hirumaiya]

Sonlyhe told him that she liked him I mean makes sense, who is Sonlyhe though?

[@marshidden4352]

1:34 Did Gio not get the joke, or is he playing along? I really can’t tell.

[@iscreenshotnfts9455]

I’m honestly just so disappointed

[@slimeguyry]

So disappointed

[@EagleGames95]

same

[@siddhantmahajan9998]

I didn't understood that either

[@EagleGames95]

@@siddhantmahajan9998 its a starwars thing

[@chrissessions6108]

Hey Gio, thanks for providing humor without all the F bombs. You are a positive force in the world.

[@ak-2007]

For becoming your own grandpa, you could also do it this way.... Marry your divorced grandmother.

[@brennan8930]

"The Senate, not the Senator!" Me: "He don't get it"

[@theredsftbl8471]

It angers me that Gio didn't get the reference Palpatine IS THE SENATE

[@korikodica5153]

5:46 Me: Oh really “ Only she only told only him only that only she only liked only him only “

[@s-b9ifjry7732]

That grammatically means: She was the only one who only told him that she only liked him."

[@Breezy_Blue]

Most of these jokes in the comments are r/comedycemetery

[@LFCfan94]

Breezy_Blue i got this comment right of the top of a horrible joke comment lok

[@spxcebxns6013]

3:46 a ad came and it sounded like he said “ur technically getting this holiday”

[@Liggliluff]

(8:25) Psst, kids also pay tax. They usually don't earn enough to get over the bracket to start paying tax. They also pay sales tax on their own money. You don't get a free trial.

[@lunareclipse2571]

When there’s still no good jokes in the comments Something’s wrong I can feel it

[@jessicataylor7174]

@lunar eclipse This is your one hour reminder to check the comments for good jokes :D

[@ataricidal]

@@jessicataylor7174 its the youtube comment section nothing is funny

[@roccomaiuri4152]

4:00 Sooooo just i talk about windows in normal conversations

[@Gino_andTonic]

They did not sit on the rock for 50 years they sat for 51

[@onnit5566]

At area 51

[@fazaazafg]

in 51:51 am

[@inkpinkinkpink7909]

They are also named 51

[@gacharaywolf3035]

I love those people who trys to understand the sentence but fails horrible in it. 6:29

[@xaandertokoyashi67]

7:55 and saying sharks live in the water is like saying that human's homes are the ground.

[@ezraza_]

3:18 I can’t process this without dying 😭😂

[@potatman1775]

Wait, I was just at this point

[@asherrives]

The new social distance movie theater comment was a Star Wars joke.

[@rylanellis4944]

Gio is the best KZbinr r/technicallythetruth

[@SpencerCreskey]

Thank you Gio I haven’t watched one of your videos in a while now but this did cheer me up

[@HFIAPY]

5:03 well yeah, I have my mom You may of technicallythetruth me but I out-technicallythetruth your technicallythetruth

[@Justme-ht5zj]

Him: getting.. KZbin: ad that said “passion” after that ...

[@lisaoneill1704]

GioFilms: Well Boys, We Did It *Depression is No More!*

[@laetitiafouille9144]

Me: eats too much My stomach: More!e!e!e!e!e!e!!!

[@greatriverofdoom2084]

I agree

[@pixarinaimateinsanityyokai2984]

Lol

[@mynamemyname5635]

your suprisingly right

[@foreverfidgets8133]

Me at my friends house now: can I use a Scooplery? my friend: WHAT THE FRICK R U TALKING ABOUT 😂🤣

[@angelamontalvo29]

0:28 respect to the madlad who put that board under the sign

[@ethanshaw7983]

1:31 Cue "I am the Senate"

[@babyyoda9407]

1:35 I’m SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU FOR NOT GETTING THAT JOKE

[@pompshuffle562]

I know honestly I think gio should really do prequel memes videos

[@thedungeonscrawler2318]

@Oskar Rozanski I am not disappointed I am the senate.

[@garfield5179]

I don't get it either

[@thedungeonscrawler2318]

@@garfield5179 watch Star wars.

[@pompshuffle562]

@@garfield5179 In revenge of the sith mace windu told Darth Sidious that he will stand trial for his crimes in the Senate and Darth Sidious said he was the Senate and it became a meme

[@bluepomegranate]

2:11 Bold of you to assume I had a girlfriend in the first place

[@rosepuppy1984]

7:31 Optimus Prime would like to have a word with whoever created that list

[@memiez6684]

The meme about the senate references palpatine, palpatine calls himself the senate

[@mohidh1954]

I had a dream about an eagle staring at me.I gave it the finger.

[@genericname2747]

An eagle gave me the finger. Who's finger is this.

[@rachellovell7493]

Somebody dropped a finger? Does it belong to anyone?

[@erika.7462]

2:33 Wold have made a good video for r/wooosh lol

[@Chemicalformula]

People’s heads watching this video: Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

[@ndlbestmember]

nah

[@Jan_Koopman]

1:36 He means Chancellor Palpetine, because he famously said: "I am the Senate!"

[@bhargavavetsa6240]

1:26 “I keep telling people there is no sweeping the leg!”

[@phoenixthings]

Here's something that is just the truth: *Dream do be making them 200 iq plays*

[@Team_Carrot]

When the video says 19 comments but no views r/therewasanattempt

[@ITAC85]

No, not really.

[@Yimbyx]

0:07 yeah dads really do get the easy side of things don't they

[@MeCooper]

I'll ask him when he comes back from getting cigarettes. It's been 12 years, Can't be much longer.

[@abhinav6518]

"Olive oil composed of refined olive oils and virgin olive oils. Oil comprising exclusively olive oils that have undergone refining and oils obtained directly from olives." Yea that's me

[@twixxlunari]

Your voice makes it funny. I feel like it's just the way that you say it that makes me feel like I'm dying

[@norlyndivinesablan4132]

10:19 this is a experiment

[@CaydenLudlow]

4:05. I do with SAVAGE

[@iarepug5486]

5:40 anyone else pause the video to try this lol

[@sangkim6556]

It wouldn’t work She told him that only she liked him

[@onyxidiot8510]

Teacher: write a 200 word essay. My smartass the next day: comes into class with a sheet of paper with the words "A 200 word essay" written in it.

[@miniaturedolphin3721]

You know who the maddest of lads are? Radio stations. Every time a radio station plays “never gonna give you up” they are really just rick rolling a ton of people

[@rollzrl]

You can’t think of nothing, you think of black

[@jowenc]

I think of the word nothing

[@rollzrl]

Casual Cuber it’s not you think of a screen of black idk

[@rollzrl]

Casual Cuber it was kinda obvious I just replied like a Karen eating mouldy cereal and reporting it to them manager

[@loudboyslive9112]

thynoblelegend found the loophole

[@jackofalltrades8412]

I actually can't think of anything, not nothing.

[@IDK-qn6ci]

This is technically the truth: -------> truth

[@FluffyDoesStuff]

No, its actually -------> truth, not: "the truth:"

[@Justchillinr]

*I am earlier than the people who haven't seen this video yet*

[@birbnotborb]

Cheztiful I mean you could’ve just scrolled past instead of nitpicking everything but okay

[@theperiidot]

@@birbnotborb So could you 🤣

[@hxpper8721]

"You can pause it guys and try it, it really works." *Me, who already did:*

[@ajaykalsi6007]

Gio films is our saviour during lockdown

[@oreomangaming_yt]

Gio: "It looks like the senate not the senator" Me an intellectual, I AM THE SENATE

[@CaitHasStopped]

“Caution wet floor” *_”WATER AINT WET!”_*

[@Enderia2]

The pool floor is wet tho there is water on it

[@potatoesd_7379]

Water is wet. So... Sorry, this ain’t going on r/technicallythetruth....

[@jdog12345]

*This text is in bold* but this text is not. r/technicallythetruth

[@fansigogamer3540]

4:23 OH NO, THE CHOCOLATE CAKE IS ACTUALLY A COFFEE CAKE

[@Irish_Mann]

OH NO

[@mysterylife4798]

“And I know I just Rick rolled you by y’all singing it in your heads” Don’t you mean you made us Rick Roll ourselves? 😂

[@jowenc]

When your so early you see people self promoting

[@TwistTornado9]

Pretend I said a popular opinion an agree with me 🤷‍♂️

[@itwasagoodtimemakingyousmi6583]

So true💅🏼

[@sassofono_perso3216]

#relatable

[@certainlyanodd1]

This comment will be edited to make the replies say something I'm calling it.

[@burastics]

Im afraid of the video with the ✨cursed✨ thumbnail... PLEASE HELP

[@Sandwiches1]

Ur first

[@bakinboi6002]

Good job ur first

[@indexyt5686]

Your first gg bruh

[@DiamondzQwQ]

Your first nice congrats

[@dekrakins]

Congrats on first

[@Mossious]

1:10 Me: Can’t you just do the “Demolition Man” handshake? 1:19 Me: *Or that-*

[@arcanesidus_]

"Jared, I'm leaving you for another man." *HE'S IN YOUR BED AND I'M IN YOUR TWITCH CHAT--* Okay I'll leave-

[@OMGoobero]

6:52 everyone talking about how they cane back to the same spot after 50 years Me: thats 51

[@lesfrog649]

5:07 Dude nooo I keep feeling like someone's reading my thoughts or seeing through my eyes and now I just have to laugh uncomfortably as my therapist sighs in the distance because I never fucking learn.

[@aidankisbey-green7312]

Looks nothing like him: “The senate will decide your fate” Windu. Chancellor Palpatine:” I AM the senate”.

[@planegirl2043]

My favourite part in the whole video is his laugh lol it'll make anyone laugh too 😂

[@minatonamikaze97]

him doesnt know palpatine its the senate me : have you ever heard the tradgedy of GioFilms the wise. its not a story Susan Wojcicki would tell you.

[@ITAC85]

"I don't casually bring up Windows 10 in a conversation" Welp, now I seem like a weird person. Thanks for that!

[@MrMORB-ri2nu]

That Star Wars reference of the senate and the comment made on the theater saying that it looked nothing like him and it gave me a laugh! Also just in time for tomorrow!

[@Bacon-ys2xi]

"Sweep the leg is not something you do in swordfighting!"

[@advxnture_]

I understood that reference.

[@lunarwings4481]

1:38 Gio. Have you not heard the famous Star Wars quote from Palpatine, who was the senator at the time. " *i* am the SENATE.

[@idk-xo7pr]

Stopped watching you for about 11 months so it's nice to see you haven't changed a bit