r/Technicallythetruth | OBVIOUSLY!

[@kittycatzuka]

Fun fact about Hawaiian Pizza. It originated in Canada, and the guy who made it only called it Hawaiian to make it sound exotic.

[@Pockete]

Fun fact about pineapple on pizza. 99% of people who say they hate it either have never tried it or just say what others say So many replies lol

[@hathatsfunny1911]

@@Pockete i tried it and its the most horrible, putrid, poorly prepared, vile, unappetizing, disgusting excuse for a pizza it had ever been my displeasure to have slithered down my throat bro its disgusting

[@hathatsfunny1911]

Im not joking

[@Pockete]

@@hathatsfunny1911 k at least ur not the people that say they hate for no reason. All people's taste buds are different so it doesn't matter that some people like it and some don't

[@Sailornetta]

It worked

[@acethefiredragon8525]

“There are bees here, let’s leave immediately.” Is technically a very specific noice.

[@chimp554]

Technically it's multiple specific noises being produced.

[@chimp554]

But that's a blanket term. It doesn't specifically talk about bees.

[@M_Alexander]

I feel like if you shriek "BEES!!!" while running then the message gets across even if the others don't speak English

[@unaadachi772]

Another one is... "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@Ambipie]

We don't have a fast enough one

[@jadianradiator2761]

10:30 Technically she's constantly breaking her record at all times. And will continue to do so until she dies.

[@potatonumber200]

R/brutally_honest

[@sgt.mittens2451]

**BONK** 🤸 🦽🏌️

[@B58-Minecraft]

@@sgt.mittens2451 glad I'm not the only one that plays human golf

[@sgt.mittens2451]

@@B58-Minecraft no, I don’t like disabled people...being in misery.

[@JS-rv3et]

imagine someone breaks her record before she does.

[@larry1816]

Imagine you're standing in the path of a T-Rex, it comes to a halt and opens its mouth to roar at you at a deafening volume. It opens its mouth wide and just goes "waaaaaaaaaaaa" like an infant

[@atk9989]

i read that as the WAAA of Wario

[@TheGogeta222]

T-Rex: *inhales* Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@DeepfriedChips]

TheGogeta222 cassie .g7 (reeeeeeee), scp sl cassie command reference and .g7 is welknair reeeing

[@Memerath]

@@DeepfriedChips what

[@Memerath]

What if he just farted? Like, dragons could totally do that to breathe fire, so... Also bonus points if it’s with extra reverb for no reason at all

[@hojmatros5102]

Breathing addiction is no joke. I know people who've died when trying to stop. :'(

[@Runedragonx]

It's hard to stop breathing man, it's almost like you need something to synch around your neck, and withdrawal starts immediately lol

[@freedomdispatcher]

I started a more dangerous type of breathing, I breath uranium

[@Gamerthing_]

I’ve known people that have been killed by their addiction to breathing :’(

[@yakamurachenabacar5774]

Those people actually succeeded their to stop.

[@matoiryuko9444]

@@yakamurachenabacar5774 but they died after a minute

[@TransbianOwl]

Actually humans have a more specific noise for "There are bees here, lets leave immediately" it is: "BEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" which is usually either preceeded or fallowed by the drawn out version of our noise for danger: "AH!!"

[@TransbianOwl]

@@potatonumber200 lol

[@JS-rv3et]

really i prefer SHIT FUCK BEEES!!! The shit gets peoples attention the fuck alerts them of the severity and the bees informs them of why we oughta get on outa here

[@Shopkeeper99900]

About the book solving 50% of problems: Reading it twice would actually solve 75% of your original problems; each time you read it, it solves exactly 50% of your remaining problems.

[@sawyerpenny3918]

R/TechnicallyTheTruth

[@Totally_Bonkers]

Eventually, there will only be one problem left. This problem will be that the book cannot solve 100% of problems, no matter what.

[@Shopkeeper99900]

@@Totally_Bonkers right, it would take infinite readings

[@JS-rv3et]

@@Totally_Bonkers no because itll solve half the problem making it no longer a problem rather just a mild annoyance or inconvenience.

[@Jahkilever777]

Keep reading until your only problem is that it’s raining

[@AmartharDrakestone]

2:03 - TECHNICALLY, all spoken languages are just that. Specific noises meant to convey messages.

[@JaelinBezel]

Don't most animals rely on body language primarily?

[@AmartharDrakestone]

@@JaelinBezel That's why I specified "spoken languages" and not just "languages".

[@JaelinBezel]

@@AmartharDrakestone And that's why I agreed.

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Can't stop drinking seltzer water? It's better to can't stop drinking vodka

[@vicant_deadangelsnight2168]

Make a lego atomic bomb

[@waldosan]

Omg are you the real kim jongun

[@apacheattackhelicopter3475]

@Bob Teh bruh why you gotta be like that

[@SiIverStream]

Kim you Korean not Russian right

[@warmchoccy6839]

This guy is everywhere

[@savagewolf9921]

“Robin, the guy who can’t stop drinking seltzer.” -Robin Edit: that better for ya?

[@epsilon-eleven]

The way you spelled "seltzer" triggered my fight-or-flight response.

[@SquidsINCIsABadYouTuber]

@@epsilon-eleven yes

[@momentwhen]

when you bruh

[@SkylerAnne]

@xGalaxy Dragonx maybe

[@Meowmers101]

@@SkylerAnne possible option

[@J_Nizzle]

"I for one plan on dying at 27 on the dot"- robin 2020

[@sgt.mittens2451]

**BONK** 🤸 🦽🏌️

[@wesleymays1931]

He's not fooling anyone with his "human" voice. 27 is still pretty old in his case, average is 7.

[@TheRealMensOfGenius]

ahhh yes i see you also saw the video we all clicked on

[@tOSdude]

One of my favourite euphemisms for death came from the Phoenix Wright anime: "The guy kicked his oxygen habit".

[@brainy085]

Plot Twist: It isn’t a coyote on the bus, it’s the bus drivers dog that looks like a coyote

[@sgt.mittens2451]

R/wooosh

[@thatonereallyoldbaguette]

r/woooosh dumbo

[@sheriffbirb2781]

Brainy08 more like Brainless08

[@sgt.mittens2451]

@@sheriffbirb2781 oof gang

[@elreycharmeleon7522]

@@sheriffbirb2781 r/ComedyHeaven

[@sreeramvudayagiri8994]

Holy cow EmKay, thanks so much for including my post at 1:11!!

[@joeblack6379]

2:41 fun fact: one guy survived both nukes dropped on Japan. He was in town on business when the first hit and was so badly scarred/burned when he got home he was telling his boss who he was and why he looked like that when he ducked for cover after recognizing the shockwave heading towards them from the second nuke.

[@freckleface3143]

I'm pretty sure our noise for "there are bees here let's leave immediately" is AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH BEEEES!!!!

[@ChickenNugget-lu4uq]

I literally have no original joke. I'm just here. Hello friends.

[@doriank6773]

Hello friend :)

[@YaGurlRiley]

Hello! :)

[@mfirdanhb]

Hi (:

[@HaggRat]

how much for feet pics?

[@rapogirl1391]

Howdy! :D

[@whap2765]

At 8:08 you sound like the parents in the Lorax

[@leszek1116]

I dont know how did you figure that one out but I am totally impressed by it

[@ifhheiw]

When I tap on the timestamp an ad pop up (PS three ads pop up and it's unskipable) oof-

[@Uniquesoup]

Oh wow

[@tybois74]

Officially, the demonym for a resident of London is "Londoner". :)

[@screamb0ii559]

Nah bro it's londonium we all know that

[@wolf1066]

I mean, there's even an old song that specifically uses the term...

[@shanebailey4265]

EmKay: "but I'm not going to tell you which ones" Everyone: *continues watching* Me: * tries to pause the video at the correct time to see what it says for five minutes* Me: *finally gets it* "oh... well.. time well spent"

[@doodlenoodle8516]

You can slow down the playback speed

[@Scp-zq4si]

@@doodlenoodle8516 yeah but yeah

[@clownfrown]

@@doodlenoodle8516 can’t be asked

[@razieltheall-knowing9989]

It's Molly and Blue Sky Meth

[@dydlus]

@@doodlenoodle8516 An addition: you can use < and > to go through the video frame-by-frame

[@thespanishinquisition5166]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition

[@birb7548]

Oh shit you got me

[@EldritchM0th]

Bet you didn't expect to disband on my birthday, just as I didn't expect to see you here

[@hornetisvoider]

I expected you you comment alot

[@Retaliatixn]

Edited : I DID NOT expected you.

[@chloe_gospinny]

I was not expecting that.

[@Beans4thewin]

10:52 I’m from England and everyone here just called them Londoners

[@chillycatman-4791]

100% agree as I am also from England.

[@PixelatedStar]

I was about to comment this

[@hoggoe7623]

I was too, I thought everyone knew that?

[@myarmsrgone]

UK Gang

[@hoggoe7623]

Yeah

[@r00b27]

Here's a suggestion that you will hate: Dinosaurs sound like anime girls and you can't prove this false.

[@willcraft1007]

No.... no...... just no

[@beaclaster]

Ahh

[@pastelgothic2767]

Honestly, that sounds like paradise. Can I be sent to that reality please?

[@daftbrained]

Imagine time travelling billion year past and all thing that you able to heard are moanings and "Onii chan~"s

[@r00b27]

@@Disbanded9998 fine, anime girls sound like dinosaurs

[@DrWetness]

3:03 that book can never solve 100% of your problems because the remaining 50% is now 100% of your problems and so on and so forth

[@BC0pss]

Exactly the comment I was looking for. It doesn't matter of you read it twice or buy two of them, you'll be left with 25% of problems anyway.

[@fieryflame1299]

Well until the 100% is 0 problems

[@Cl3m0ntine]

@@BC0pss then you read it a third time and you have 12.5% of your problems. Then a fourth time and you have 6.25% of your problème The a fifth time and you have 3.125% of your problem The a sixth time and you have 1.5625% of your problem. Then a seventh time and you have 0.78125% of your problem. And that's Hella low.

[@Mark_Agamotto1313_Smith]

Buy two, and read them simultaneously. Nearly impossible but still doable.

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Without the bikes the people in the background look like they’re in invisible boat mobiles

[@Voidsurfr]

Shut up and take my like.

[@kenmakozume1304]

This is so true wtf😭

[@demonic_gaming5301]

0:00 Jacksepticeye in VR: "I'M COMING FOR THEM TOES!!!!"

[@potatonumber200]

*Also Jack in Maneater Throwbacks, am i right?😅

[@onyourleft9273]

@@potatonumber200 Yeah

[@nyxie2877]

6:42 Every time I see that image my eyes start to hurt and I feel like I’m about to have a stroke

[@lucasdecarvalhoandrademaza3133]

"117 years old, can you imagine the things that this person have seen" yeah sure : 117 birthdays

[@iamspeed4362]

"It doesn't require two of them" General MacArthur has several questions

[@oppenguin6462]

i am sped

[@potatonumber200]

@@oppenguin6462 *shpeeed

[@mohamedelsheikh4378]

2:26 everybody gangsta till Xi Xingping comes in and those blood stains stop coming from pigeons

[@Liggliluff]

(10:25) Since the record in oldest person is measured in days, she breaks the world record every day. Not just every year.

[@aidanmation]

4:30 actually, we do. A skull of a parasaurolophus was once found with its crest very well preserved, scientists took this crest and studied it and learnt the crest is the thing that makes the animals sounds. After a bit of testing we discovered parasaurolophus sounded like a boat horn. You read that right... *A BOAT HORN*

[@Jiji__02]

6:24 After being surrounded by people who say they hate fish, hearing “I like fish” is actually pretty startling. Seriously, why does everyone hate fish?

[@attaboy420]

Because I don't like the taste of it

[@0Bonaparte]

I live in the Midwest, most of our fish is frozen or just not near fresh enough most days. Having had fish on coasts that fish is good to me!

[@smramos1979]

Because they taste like fish

[@Cl3m0ntine]

Because I think it tastes bad.

[@Cooper-rz4yg]

Hey Emkay I just wanna say thanks for making all these videos that make me let out a chuckle or a giggle whenever I’m feeling down. Just recently my dad went insane and left us for a crackhead family who smokes in front of their kids. There’s also this kid who I have been friends with for 4 years and I told him about my problems and somehow I got on his bad side and he’s been saying how my dad never loved me and how he’s glad that he left me. I’ve had to double up my meetings with my therapist. A bad thing is that this ain’t my first time. The worst part is that I’m only ten.

[@michaelsamples5810]

2:08 "we no longer require specific noises. We just use language." But... But language is a specific noise?

[@tysonnm5034]

5:22 that made me think of one I heard if you make a man a fire he will be warm for a few hours, if you set a man on fire he will be warm the rest of his life. I think I miss heard it but it is technically the truth. Another one is that a human can technically hold their breath for the rest of their life. No idea of how I heard of these but now you know. Actually I think I saw them on this channel or EZPZ.

[@unhappiness6125]

People from London are called Londoners. I think.

[@ghostlierbat8150]

yeah pretty sure

[@bensmith1955]

As a Brit can confirm. That's what we in the North call them (amongst other things).

[@iamdb1990]

as a Londoner, yes

[@aristoumeehan4076]

Yes we are

[@ViDu7]

Yes we are

[@Voidspun-Yarns]

3:30 There's actually a trope for this. It's "Not the Fall that Kills You".

[@zaldatil6615]

T-Rex according to humans: roaaaar Acual T-Rex: kuclekulu

[@FailureAtEverything_14]

My teacher : Me : drops a pencil My teacher : YoU DId ThAT oN PuRPoSe!!!

[@TheHotBlade]

Did you know: Sewers are just urban areas for alligators.

[@brianmercerjr2282]

‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍

[@yug.5624]

‍

[@noahmejia7859]

I dont like that

[@BeingMikhail]

Bruh wheres the text

[@yug.5624]

@@BeingMikhail ‍

[@dannymcdonough336]

“Blow my mind” Me: **Puts dynamite on head and lights it**

[@KohakuSaiba]

bruh...we do know what dinosaurs sound like because scientist have already reconstructed the vocal cords of them a long time ago to find out what they sound like.

[@DaanHun]

LOL I just realized this....

[@Cllocopine]

Imagine dinosaurs being able to sing like birds. They’re just out there making beautiful melodies and shit.

[@coolsaucee]

Imagine in the future birds end up singing dubstep growls and stuff

[@lukenotfound9566]

1:08 i showed this to my math teacher "This is why you need to have clear instructions 😂

[@NStripleseven]

The thing is, if you buy a book that solves 50% of your problems and read it twice, after the first reading you have 50% of your original problems, then the second reading takes 50% of that (or 25%) and you’re left with 25% of your problems.

[@slothbelly5332]

11:38, haha, when i show that joke to my professor, he said "ah, someone messed up his if-else condition."

[@piegolem2266]

Don't worry, colours don't really exist anyway. They're just how your brain interprets electromagnetic waves interacting with the cones/rods (don't remember which) and your eyes tell your brain "im receiving this signal". your brain takes that signal and recognizes it as whatever colour it does, then copy and pastes that into your perception of the object reflecting that colour. You're not colour blind, the world is. We can only see a tiny sliver of the electromagnetic field, but to something/someone without working eyes, colours literally don't exist. If someone makes fun of you for it just shine a really bright light in their eyes and tell them you've given them the colourblind debuff for 5 minutes lol.

[@its_rat_backwards]

10:20 it’s molly and blue sky meth

[@M_Alexander]

While suddenly stopping is the leading cause of speed related deaths, *technically* going too fast can be lethal if you're still not going fast enough. The g-forces from acceleration aren't to be taken lightly

[@charax-1]

"Meat without feet" Darwin: I have legs and I can be eaten!

[@hornetisvoider]

Very true

[@hornetisvoider]

FOUND YA AGAIN

[@cannon9962]

Chara gang

[@hornetisvoider]

@@cannon9962 yes

[@TheHotBlade]

GUMBALL!! You've got to love an Amazing World of Gumball reference.

[@derpy6945]

11:33 Me, a color blind person: Ah yes, what lovely shades of orange, lime green, and blue. I think. Maybe some purple-ish at the end.

[@Spice8002]

Day 13 of asking EmKay to flip their logo upside down on April fools day

[@dothemario8244]

you dont know if they'll do it until april 1st so stoo

[@OverlordMalarkey]

that meme is dead but it would be funny if they did though

[@plaguethebunny]

Yes they must

[@mylo3545]

That's a really funny Idea I hope they do it!

[@SkibbidyToilet-f4e]

KeyEm

[@rosiefay7283]

1:14 Not really. It's only if you fail a test that you _need_ them. And if you need them, then getting an eye test and prescription glasses, and wearing the right glasses for the job, is smart.

[@danielacuna6725]

5:45 so school lunches?

[@chantehayward6225]

... 11:06 technically dinosaurs did have administration abilities. It's just not the way we expect. Their administration is dividing up/claiming a territory and guarding it from fellow predators.

[@linaschofield4252]

R/Wooooosh

[@sgt.mittens2451]

Bruh moment

[@obiwankenobi4009]

Bruh

[@rh4723]

Bruh moment

[@Vaea4]

Bruh you first

[@birb7548]

Bruh

[@momentwhen]

@[ Aku ] Bruh

[@R1davies]

EmKay: dont do drugs Also EmKay : have epilepsy instead!

[@scotchbonnet7]

everyone has made up sounds to things that don't exist, Christ, I came up with "I'm really proud of you son" when I was like 20

[@AnymMusic]

10:26 if she is 117 in 2020, she would've experienced WW1, WW2, the invention of the refrigerator, television, radio, vaccuum cleaners, the invention of pnicilin, and ofc the invention of the computer

[@panicinthespacestation238]

Did you know: _The human body can drink lava, but only once._

[@lilboo500]

4:14 technically, scientists could have looked at the shape of their skulls and seen how their vocal pipes were shaped and guessed an accurate sound using that

[@fionnlaghwragg2306]

No, speed can kill you, breaking the sound barrier with nothing protecting you, you would die

[@thehypersonicbuild9919]

See I was about to put this, but someone else found it out first

[@sklanman]

When you're the oldest person alive, the second-oldest person is not dead yet. the population has not been replaced.

[@hughjanus773]

Were you in the “special” class in elementary through high school?

[@CheezePAYNE]

Technically life is the 100% cause that leads to death

[@iateoutarianagrande9628]

Dying is the leading cause of death

[@gysh]

@@iateoutarianagrande9628 wait fr?

[@jewelxiat]

The paradox that I hate being alive bc I have the chance to die but if I hate being alive then I could just drop dead then but I don’t want to die 🤔 LOL

[@OliveTreesa]

The drugs they support, and I quote “IT’S MOLLY & BLUE SKY METH” that’s it, word for word

[@Iloveavrillavigne]

When Robin said he had an addiction to seltzer water I was like: I've been drinking it for like almost all my life so good luck beating that lmao-- This is not hate it's a joke--

[@CorneliusSchwarzenstein]

2:50 So, I have 100 problems. After I read the book, there are 50 problems left, right? Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 25 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 12,5 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 6,25 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 3,125 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 1,5625 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 0,78125 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 0,390525 problems left. Then I read it again. It solves 50% of my problems. 0,1953125 problems left. ...

[@CluelessMistake]

"He's incredibly hand-some -Robin, 2020

[@agent_diamond8702]

3:19 that dog is super cute

[@JennaferM]

2020 is the equivalent of looking both ways before you cross and then getting hit by a plane am I right.

[@stardf29]

Technically, if a book solved 50% of your problems and you read it twice, you would still have 25% of your problems left since the second reading would only have solved 50% of the remaining 50% of your problems. On an unrelated note I wonder why people say I'm no fun at parties.

[@DaanHun]

This is very interesting.

[@bagel3184]

No one: KZbin: No views, 20 comments. But there’s no views AND 80 LIKES

[@callmesilver2683]

4:13 imagine a T-Rex chasing you and meowing like a cat xd

[@danbutonyoutube]

10:10 please put a warning for the flashing text! Some people, for example those affected by epilepsy, could have a reaction to it. Cheers

[@danbutonyoutube]

Someone responded to my comment but deleted it - i would just like to clarify that photosensitive epilepsy seizures can be triggered by flashing pictures, colours or text. It is not just colours. A lot of KZbinrs already put these warnings in the description or even title of the video if they’re made aware of it and it’s really not that hard. This is not an attack, I would just prefer people not to have seizures :)

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

6:17 Enjoy getting a soggy piece of paper with the word "Fish" written on it

[@corrao.7593]

Robins intros always sounds like: A) he's in a fight B) he's trying to start a fight C) someone offended him

[@yakamurachenabacar5774]

1:35 Voyager 1, the iss

[@ACdotZIP]

10:49 For those who don’t know We call them Londoners

[@lightdrown]

0:54 Me too Robin

[@The_Qane61013]

I was eating sunflower seeds while watching this, and one of them tasted like bacon. Don't ask!

[@heylicool3833]

*"askes burger pocket"*

[@coolsaucee]

Maybe you ate a piece of bacon instead. I don't know why you would confuse them, but maybe. JUST maybe

[@The_Qane61013]

@@coolsaucee It tasted like an entire strip of bacon. I'm surprised the rest don't taste like bacon.

[@coolsaucee]

@@The_Qane61013 hmmm

[@coolsaucee]

@@The_Qane61013 bacon seed

[@goodgoodgodclips]

“Speed has never killed anybody” Me with speed in my pocket: are you sure?

[@goodgoodgodclips]

For those who don’t get it, speedy or speed is a drug

[@yukoyukoo]

m- *_m e a t_* Without _f e e t_

[@jenstoddard6179]

Every bit of humor the kid has "seen" has been dark humor.

[@Hopey6371]

I just found this youtuber and can say he got another sub 😊

[@mc36524]

5:50 in Ireland, the ship might of gone to the pub too long

[@Andre6k57]

Mom: What did you learn today Me: Fish are meat without feet Mom: gshstsbsbsbxdf

[@zacharyylol2585]

Where’s the funny

[@scottposton3428]

People: get mad when you don't know their age Also people: Don't ask a person's age

[@belittekleiner1]

Robin They Are Called Londoner's.

[@crimsoncyanide5915]

What bothers me about the "her without he" joke is that my name is also Xavier LMAO

[@Sp00kq]

Blind people don't see black. They see nothing. It's really comfusing and anyone who reads this isn't likely to know what I mean

[@ceri3677]

ikr

[@kryx7231]

It's like when you close your eyes in the light. When you close your eyes in the dark, you see black, but when you close your eyes in the light, you don't see black, you don't see a color, you see nothing.

[@ameliarose47]

Now I'm closing my eyes in a dark room shining the light of my phone in my eyes trying to comprehend what I'm seeing. The best I can do to explain it is I'm seeing clear. Which is still hard to explain because with anything clear you just see what's behind it. But imagine clear but nothing is behind it and it's just all clear. (transparent. Like windows. The color of clear/normal glass. that's what it looks like)

[@ceri3677]

​@@kryx7231 when you close your eyes in the light it's the swirly colours and the little sparkles that stay in your vision once you open your eyes, I think they're called tracers

[@epsilon-eleven]

I have "silent migraines," where the middle 30-50% of my vision becomes a blind spot. I do know what you mean, and I'm honestly terrified of going blind because of it.

[@ampa-3612]

4:42 walk

[@elonmusket8458]

FYI! the two drugs he says he uses and are shown for like one frame are Molly & Blue Sky Meth

[@Czar_Moss]

11:13 you telling me someone who has been dead for more then 2 years made that salad?

[@muntherdoesstuff9615]

7:46 Xavier gives my brain a existnial crisis every time

[@Somebody87878]

r/fuckxavier

[@theblob2937]

11:48 *certain* drum clip intensifies

[@DeathxStrike18]

Your not actually talking your just making noises that we have perscribed meaning as talking. Written language is just squiggles we have given meaning for the sounds we make.

[@JaelinBezel]

That's what a symbol is: something that has no inherent meaning but we have assigned it a meaning anyway. Including words and letters.

[@JoeThomas-lu6fy]

'Making noises that we have prescribed meaning' is called talking. He's talking.

[@pixlv6384]

3:59 Actually, there IS only one kind of mushroom that does that: poisonous

[@kierxnn8760]

Petition for emkay to use a black background instead of white

[@donete8566]

0:01 snakes are now fish