/r/Tinder (Only the Good Posts)

[@puissantcroissant3926]

rhianna: "never" rtgame is shaking and crying rn

[@sleepy6686]

facts

[@cherryktikat]

i was about to say

[@agenerictemplarknight3724]

true

[@c00lestkidd0z]

Sometimes I forget they they're dating

[@puissantcroissant3926]

@@c00lestkidd0z same i only found out recently

[@TheGr8scott]

"Hey there, how are you?" "I'm gay now sorry" "Ok then have a nice day."

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

@Ian fails at games HAVE A NICE DAY

[@Dreg-Freg]

Why does this radiate such a chill anergy?

[@marsmurderer9868]

Fair enough

[@apricotluma]

"Hey guys, when was the last time you made a meaningful connection with anyone?" Rhianna: "Never." RTGame: D:

[@gusweinert4959]

rtgame*

[@onionyxtv7864]

Someone give me the timestamp

[@apricotluma]

@@onionyxtv7864 Beginning of the video.

[@yustinj.3910]

@@gusweinert4959 RTGame with caps

[@bengraham8833]

@@yustinj.3910 RtGame

[@CRX-F6R]

please. An entire episode where he only talks in Goofy voice. *Please.*

[@sumairb9978]

*ah-hyuh*

[@boisecityplanes]

This needs to happen per their contract.

[@ice9dragon]

What the hyuck

[@otterism7186]

YES OMFG

[@mal1769]

Carnifex now 300 people have signed this official document

[@SW33wNecie]

Will: "When was the last time you made a connection to someone?" Rhianna: "never." *Country Roads playing in the background, getting increasingly closer, louder and mixed with the sounds of water waves*

[@turtleanton6539]

🤣🤣

[@SegwayBossk]

That Chris Brown line got me. Such a great comeback

[@mhggggg]

ok cool

[@mhggggg]

@Max epic gamer moment

[@petersinkworking6198]

"hahahah u cant beat rihanna" "T E L L T H A T T O C H R I S B R O W N"

[@TWBIAP]

what a perfect setup, like so perfect i wonder if it was fake.

[@TheSm1thers]

@@TWBIAP Nah sometimes you just come up with them on the spot and feel dead proud of yourself after

[@joeydovey2425]

Damn, I almost forgot to release my mayonnaise today, thanks for reminding me soothouse!

[@laurihalttunen6442]

I should release my mayo but I don't want to anymore

[@hps362]

i agre

[@cultist_npc]

UwU

[@kspann]

big chris took the mayonnaise and left it on his dad's doorstep

[@dkfaust222]

Im on NOmayo its been 5 weeks

[@tdmm]

**i'm a mEAty boi**

[@Cat-ct9hn]

Ttg10 mEaTy

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

Disgusting! Dont you see it has EA in it??

[@tdmm]

@@MrBigCookieCrumble done

[@logasimpso8274]

Thalles M.M. 9:54

[@lilac_reed]

m EA its in the game ty

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection with people" _my waifu counts doesn't it_

[@kachoo1771]

kremit YOU’RE LIKE THE NEW JUSTIN Y!

[@SkaShack]

kremit why did you drop the frog :(

[@polish_filipino]

@@SkaShack Check his community posts. (It's just cause he didn't like it. Everyone else did though)

[@kedarunzi9139]

no

[@kewlalt9804]

25 times counting my waifu despacito spider

[@josed.vargas3961]

8:23 the acting is so good I was on the edge of my seat

[@reddiamondcat3391]

Jose D. Vargas beautiful

[@ritualelf]

"you ruined my joke" "im unmatching" this is so sad smash like if you cried

[@lagroad]

Alexa play evil morty theme

[@adityasrinivasulu]

Smash mouth?

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Smash -like- me against the wall if you cried I'm desperate

[@christianpathfinder6864]

@hitlikepolice

[@Creepkido]

make sure to hit that bell *_-ding that sounds like cries from heck-_*

[@F4GRAPHICS]

'I don't think my boyfriend would like it' *'no, I'd be fine with it'* OMG this man is dryer than the gobi desert.

[@threedumbasses1965]

Soothouse saved my marriage and a half

[@NimhLabs]

Wait... you are currently married one and a half times?

[@starcubey]

A marriage is a marriage. You can't say it's only half.

[@Tokkimaybe]

@@starcubey what if they're married to a quadriplegic?

[@starcubey]

@SimplyiDol How does the fact that the spouse isn't able to move have anything to do with it being half of a marrige? As someone who is married to a my little pony plushy, I'm offended.

[@TheCimbrianBull]

My sister broke up with her boyfriend for stealing her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

[@maximusthedude8305]

Wilbur: "When was the last time any of you had a meaningful connection?" Rhianna: "Never" Me: *Searches for RTGame's depressed comment

[@agentthreeohseven]

Never clicked off a different soothouse video so fast

[@tommybeurmann9945]

HeebyHasDepression same man i got so excited

[@Yuyu-Krispy]

Holy shit. Me

[@salad-salad2892]

e?

[@io504]

Interesting thought my man, thanks for sharing.

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

Fucking loser

[@cthulhuchan9587]

Yeah why do girls use tinder even if they are in a relationship? I’ve honestly never understood why Usually they say that they wanna just make more friends or whatever but it’s kinda like suspicious

[@SixtySecondYoga]

They just don’t like you

[@SweetSylvie]

@@SixtySecondYoga then why would they match with you in the first place? It's still kinda weird that they do that

[@sentimentalmariner590]

Dump any girl that uses that shit when she's with you m8. She is probably either looking for someone else or cheating.

[@handarule]

My friends in relationships use it to find friends, buuut they usually go on women 4 women tinder

[@stan5794]

it's because they're not using it to look for a relationship i think

[@JadeHeartOfFire]

That entire vegan conversation made me laugh so hard lmaooo

[@ArukuSynthesis]

6:13 *"We gotta take down Sephiroth"* *-One-Winged Angel Intensifies-*

[@Tokkimaybe]

hyuuk, hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk, hyuuk-hyuuk-hyuuk, HYUUK-HYUUK-HYUUK

[@OneWingedHoneybee]

*D A R K N E S S*

[@aaronreid9585]

Okay I believe you

[@jedikraft1655]

Arukudou 10 hours later: is this your first attack or your 500th? Sephiroth: first

[@jarinoxborrow6151]

OneWingedHoneybee was that just a pancake reference

[@GermaphobeMusic]

I can't tell which ones weren't written by AI.

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

That Monty python intermission though...

[@969dramstik]

I hate everything about you

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

@@969dramstik lol same

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@969dramstik wow.

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@969dramstik wowow.

[@user-me7hx8zf9y]

@@969dramstik wowowow.

[@alexhollinghurst3945]

Why does Will's laugh after Joe the Catheter Guy suddenly sound so menacing? It's like he's plotting the immediate dissolution of SootHouse.

[@EthanSchmethan]

“When was the last time you made a meaningful connection to people?” Does a Persona game count?

[@Lilithmon312]

Wait, where do you make meaningful connections to people? You only make a meaningful connection to a cat! And that cat tells you to fucking go to sleep!!!

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

Somebody called for a cat?

[@yaboilink2359]

Preferably Persona 3.

[@scrotor189]

I'm gonna say yes maxing out those confidants can be hard

[@katlemon1698]

@@yaboilink2359 for me it was p4 😿

[@danniu]

A Soothouse video with a Kingdom Hearts reference? Yes, please

[@haverqlh7904]

@@bep935 YES

[@portal6347]

*HYUK*

[@ReptilianTeaDrinker]

WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, YOU DON'T HEAR ME SAY, PLEAAAASE, OHH BABYY, DON'T GO~ SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL TONIGHT~ IT'S HARD TO LET IT GO~

[@lotusflower2062]

David screaming and losing his mind laughing is everything

[@lightningsqu1d]

"hey guys, have you ever heard of love?" "nah" "can't say that I have" "nope"

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

"I saw a girl once!"

[@deephorizon1365]

"Oh look, soothouse uploaded, cool!" *Notices its age restricted* "OH HELL YEAH THIS IS GONNA BE FUN"

[@potatoanimations4005]

What did you think? *H E N T A I?*

[@NimhLabs]

I love me Soothouse videos... it is 1 minute of the actual content, and 2 minutes of side jokes and 7 minutes of everybody laughing uncontrollably.

[@MahNamJeff]

6:13 change sephiroth to "the xeahnorts" and you've summerized KH3

[@MasterTurner969]

MahNamJeff 👌🏽

[@MahNamJeff]

Hugh M. Thx

[@NothingXemnas]

"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection with people" Rihanna: never R.I.P. Daniel

[@averagetexan9930]

He dead?

[@CS-di1dt]

Rt is probably texting Rihanna about not saying anything to the genuine connection question rn

[@boisecityplanes]

*IRL Country Roads intensifies*

[@Divizoro]

"Can't beat Rihanna" "Tell that to Chris Brown" Got me good 😂

[@kommentorpostker3911]

Okay, David was aaalways the coolest of the bunch, but now he can do a Goofy impersonation?! David is too op, pls nerf

[@LivingAsAGhost]

The whole vegan cheat year thing killed me. Wilbur played her perfectly

[@theroguegamer9016]

"Are you always a brick wall to talk to?" Me: Yes. Absolutely.

[@bobograndman]

Hey girl are you a Hawaiian fruit because you're a fineapple

[@crackedemerald4930]

They aren't Hawaiian...

[@hps362]

@@crackedemerald4930 fineapples are Hawaiian if we want them to be

[@Josue-mv2fo]

@@hps362 they are Brazilian

[@thatoneguy_0218]

I could *feel* the *cringe*

[@joelewis8416]

The plant is indigenous to South America and is said to originate from the area between southern Brazil and Paraguay;[2] however, little is known about the origin of the domesticated pineapple (Pickersgill, 1976). MS Bertoni (1919)[18] considered the Paraná-Paraguay River drainages to be the place of origin of A. comosus.[19] The natives of southern Braziland Paraguay spread the pineapple throughout South America, and it eventually reached the Caribbean, Central America, and Mexico, where it was cultivated by the Mayas and the Aztecs. Columbus encountered the pineapple in 1493 on the leeward island of Guadeloupe. He called it piña de Indes, meaning "pine of the Indians", and brought it back with him to Spain, thus making the pineapple the first bromeliad to be introduced by humans outside of the New World. The Spanish introduced it into the Philippines, Hawaii (introduced in the early 19th century, first commercial plantation 1886), Zimbabwe, and Guam. The fruit is said to have been first introduced in Hawaii when a Spanish ship brought it there in the 1500s. The Portuguese took the fruit from Brazil and introduced it into India by 1550.

[@thatguy6171]

8:39 Soothouse: reading r/tinder Somebody: opening the squeakiest door known to man

[@RecklessGirlBand]

Russian Tinder is INSANE ok - no meaningful connections made here 😭😭

[@LokiNegus]

>Tinder. >Meaningful connection. >Russian. Pick one.

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

I imagine it's random people shouting *_CYKA BLYAT_* while blasting hardbass at each other, the males with the most impressive Adidas stripes and most anti-western hardbass gets the ladies.

[@avk0418]

@@MrBigCookieCrumble you really dont know shit about Russia

[@alexas.7634]

I am on russian tinder I could be one of your non genuine connexion but feels the void 😄

[@flirtycyclops]

I love Rhianna's giggles at the 3:45 mark, it made me real happy

[@k.t6174]

T I N D E Y S

[@Sube-Tube]

Chimken TINDEYS

[@void4067]

TEMMIE

[@k.t6174]

Butering83 plz no character rp

[@veteran_dino]

Using the following calculations from the end screed with patrons: White (21 + 32 + 19) × 20 - 49 Yellow (12 + 18) × 50 - 99 Orange 9 × 100 - 199 Red 3 × 200 - 299 Purple 1 × 300 - 499 We can calculate that SootHouse makes a minimum of 4740$ And a maximum of 9685$ From 114 patrons. WHICH IS MENTAL

[@isaack590]

Making my Sunday with a new Soothouse Video!

[@pietertjevandijken]

nothing much how bout you legit cracked me up

[@maiag3354]

"When was the last time you made a meaningful connection" oof that hit me hard

[@steamstock-lx1pi]

8:23 this was the best one hands down, the way it played out for so long was just *chef's kiss*

[@scurvype30]

Yo , was just re watching all the old soothouse video as I've watched them all , I just got the notification, strange coincidence 🙏

[@theopuleston9330]

Fucking amazing. You guys had me laughing in tears by the Goofy impression.

[@jamieisbad7875]

0:14 I wasn't aware that Wakko from the animaniacs joined the soothouse.

[@SparkTheHyperion]

Sora: *Fighting for his dear life against Sephiroth* Donald: *ThIs LoOkS lIkE a GoOd SpOt To FiNd SoMe InGrEdIeNts!*

[@12DAMDO]

"knock knock" "come in" how to outdo comedy

[@LiinaTarvis]

this Tinder video stayed much more on track than the pizza pie debacle with Sorrow. well done

[@goose6360]

SORA YOUR HAND IT'S BECOMING R I B E N A

[@purplehaze2358]

There’s something special about the “You came to the right guy” bit.

[@dr.avalanche4994]

HEY SUBS YOU WANT SOME GOOD CONTENT? no SootHouse: THEN YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT CHANNEL!

[@dr.avalanche4994]

I’m kidding I love these guys!

[@Omega14343]

Thank god.

[@emperortoxic5267]

Somebody pointed out in another video how much David laughs and I can’t stop noticing his bellowing laugh now

[@MikuCat11]

SOON AS HE SAID WHAT HE SAID ABOUT MILKING HIS MAYONNAISE I SPAT OUT MY ALFREDO

[@Tempest1273]

You spat out Alfredos milky mayo

[@MikuCat11]

Weenus_meat EWWWW

[@WolfXGamerful]

0:00 "Hey guys when was the last time you made a meaningful connection with anyone? 0:04 Everyone: "Never" "I've haven't" Should I be concerned?

[@LatinaChef1986]

Rhianna’s American accent is on point!!! 😆😂🤣

[@roboninjasaur6729]

1:22 this sounds exactly like a IT crowd bit about moss using tinder for the first time

[@haku6.]

but where’s all the 2D amine girls on tinder?

[@MasterTurner969]

Kawaii CookieKun Good job little one you have improved your skills so said the {cat at the window} . . . M meow 🐈

[@X606]

3D anime girls*

[@ezekielmartin4323]

*1D anime girls Now you have to decide if I mean anime girls who are just a single point in space or Harry Styles-chan

[@user-sh9ww1yk1y]

@@ezekielmartin4323 i imagined a girl with only one dick

[@X606]

@@ezekielmartin4323 thats not how 1D works, 1D is a line and 0D is a point

[@sovest555]

I am legit convinced that it is a tradition for Soothouse to either drink or get high before recording for MAXIMUM EFFECT

[@livdrakes4191]

The random accents just add to the entire laugh factor 😂

[@thatoneoddball2564]

Sometimes, I get down on my luck and under the weather, but then I hear David's wacky antics and hysterical laughter, and all is well once more.

[@bucketbill1150]

Half of these people need to charge their phones

[@AbuseForViews]

Davids line delivery at 2:17 is funny to me for some reason

[@luissantiago5163]

9:53 would be an awesome ringtone! XD

[@denisasankotova208]

No Luis, it wouldn't

[@local_vanilla]

I agree Somebody make this

[@vivienne1349]

You for get to silence your phone in class, and suddenly, in the silent room you just hear "I'm a meaty boi" xD

[@local_vanilla]

It'd be fun to watch everyone milk their mayonnaise if it went off in the middle of a test

[@luissantiago5163]

@@vivienne1349 that's exactly what I was thinking. XD

[@chrisjt86]

Ladies and gentlemen, the Bad Pickup Lines Poem (Idk where I got it from) -Hey don't I know you from the bus? -My mother wears that dress -Wanna see a trick I learned in prison? -How much were your breasts? -Are you drunk or is that just a lazy eye? -My tool needs a shed -I'd like to park my corrective shoes underneath your bed -You think it's impressive now? This cold sore's just getting started -Do you mind if I wait here until it's safe back where I farted? -Forgive me if this seems forward and I don't mean to make a pass but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.

[@abigailisbored7676]

Everyone thinks they know the story of Dick Turpin's highway glory

[@greed94]

Gwyn, Lord of Tinder

[@J-D03]

Not bad but we all know Johnny Bravo had all the real good pick-up lines.

[@kanna-san.]

Rest in peace Johnny

[@MrBigCookieCrumble]

The legend.

[@thebrutusmars]

A god among men

[@randomslomo1875]

Thank you for reuploading this... Not sure what happened with SorrowTV, but I missed this video!

[@themeekwarrior]

The Kingdom Hearts references absolutely killed me. Oh my gosh X'D

[@gracejayde98]

Love how y’all uploaded this when I was making my tinder earlier

[@Speculaas]

David's Goofy Impression is like a drunk doctor Phil. _Great stuff, wouldn't you agree?_

[@capitalismists]

A man has fallen into the river in Lego City! Start the new rescue helicopter! Hey! Build the helicopter and off to the rescue. Prepare the lifeline, lower the stretcher, and make the rescue. The new Emergency Collection from Lego City!

[@vuxigeck5281]

This episode was either too good or I just haven't been exposed to SootHouse in far too long.

[@galactalgeneral7420]

6:28 that whole convo and the accent had me wheezing

[@mastermogolini208]

Jesus I need to milk my mayonnaise after this video

[@ravedjedits2984]

Soothouse person: *breathes* Everyone else: *cries laughing*

[@reddiamondcat3391]

Wilbur has a rlly soft and soothing voice *Wilbur I love u* 😂😂

[@kimiozhioseth1220]

Was not expecting to hear "Sephiroth" in this video.

[@lorengarms9836]

"Hur hur they did a kindgum hertz refrens" Meanwhile I'm just happy about the Monty python intermission.

[@emeraldkat2167]

I'm so pleased to see the Monty python intermission song here. It's what always plays in my head when I'm waiting for something to happen anyways, so it was a welcome gesture.

[@spacecadetlostintransit]

Turned 18 today, I can finally watch this video

[@WellBeSerious12]

"Hey guys, when was the last time you made a meaningful connection with anyone?" [Dies]

[@davidcrappenshitz1901]

Pretty sure i was in the same room as soothouse but was too british to ask if they were then so I thought id do it in a youtube comment. Were you in the north around 2 weeks ago?

[@SixtySecondYoga]

Such a specific location

[@davidcrappenshitz1901]

Sorry i meant Up north

[@deusexrockina]

Level 20 Englishman

[@largelatte7320]

1:23 This feels like a Moss skit from the IT crowd

[@HTPCYMC]

Why isn’t this video just 10 minutes and 46 seconds of black screen? I thought you guys were going to show the good posts.

[@kirrans101]

@cjh183 it says it in the bottom

[@homestuckdubs]

i think wilbur forgot to record for the 20th time oh my god

[@bito2041]

Todokete Setsunasa ni wa r/whooosh I think.

[@kirrans101]

@@bito2041 if it was a joke, it wasnt a very obvious one

[@kirrans101]

@PotatoTornado how?

[@stale-cupcakes]

I love that their first thought with Goofy was Kingdom Hearts

[@Kattze]

Hello I was wondering, where is your profile picture from? (I mean, what anime are those two characters from) ^^

[@stale-cupcakes]

@@Kattze it's from Yona of the Dawn! It's a period adventure/romance

[@Kattze]

@@stale-cupcakes Thank you so much!

[@stale-cupcakes]

@@Kattze No problem! I hope you enjoy if you check it out

[@jornelius_bucklefield3021]

Put the merch back up I want to buy it

[@orison17]

Davids goofy voice is the best thing ever

[@crisis3739]

Love you guys for the kingdom hearts reference

[@hipeople4856]

3:23 why does he sound like Ringo from the Beatles

[@simianpaine5435]

I'm so happy you guys can still have fun without sorrow tv

[@literate-aside]

8:50 - Whoever walked into their room, with that hella squeaky door, then proceeded to breathe on the mic like you’ve stuffed it into a nostril. You are a monster.

[@jdmeesey]

That vegan bit got me DYIN!! 😂😂😂

[@johnweber4504]

1:35 I know for a fact that if I had this conversation I would have replied “no, it takes me about 35” and would have been blocked before I even got to the part where I said I was a guy.

[@lewiskey01]

Omg I canny cope 🤣 😂 this channel is by far my favourite. Luv u guys and girl

[@clawcakes]

if i ever start seriously getting into voice acting i am using the jacqueline and the vegan conversation as practice

[@soda_fairy]

6:32 okay so - *Task list* - *location* - *OCTOPUS* - *life saver*

[@FlatToast]

That goofy impression is so spot on