r/tumblr | Happy Crocodile!

[@Kalbus]

Check out the Tangents Podcast!: kzbin.info/door/mfzsioulwZQ136SlUnaK6w

[@luc1ob]

thank u

[@karifaevt]

The arkansas thing, its actually that it is illegal to mispronounce it in official settings, not casually.

[@comicallylargemegaphone7579]

omg,thanks,I am so excited for this

[@Delta-l87]

New portal = splitgate

[@jaquancousins211]

Yesssss, finally

[@justaperson4656]

"we've read the comments, we are doing what you want" Lumo bought a lemon tree? "we started a podcast" Oh...

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

I wonder how, l wonder why ...

[@catchara1496]

He already has a lemon tree

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: printer ink is more expensive than human blood

[@rowbot5555]

Cool bug fact: writing in human blood feels cool

[@Cosmosdestructor]

Fun fact: human blood tastes better anyways

[@snowglobetrotter4959]

I see, so I should print my papers in blood

[@SappyDuder]

Why have I seen you comment this in multiple places

[@B_A-tr]

Everything about this comment and reply section is cursed

[@dazley8021]

The fun thing is actually, Mark Ruffalo never did a Hulk movie, he was just the Hulk in the Avengers movies.

[@decimation9780]

It’s be nice to see a Hulk film done by Marvel studios, to be completely honest. And you know people would line up to watch that too.

[@Pheatan]

@@decimation9780 the last hulk movie WAS a Marvel creation, they just didn't like it, so they just pretend it didn't exist

[@decimation9780]

@@Pheatan You’re telling me that The Incredible Hulk, a movie released in 2008, the same year as Iron Man, was made by Marvel Studios? And it had that kind of quality?

[@Silver5kull]

@@decimation9780 yep if you watched the post credits scene RDJ as tony stark walks into a bar and talks to Ross

[@jacoblanders3484]

@@Pheatan I like to think that the Hulk movie took place in an alternate time-line.

[@NerdsterStein]

With the cat thing. My kitten didn't eat his first day being here. I was really worried so I cried because of my anxiety. He got up and ate a few bites and I was so happy

[@JustARoamer]

Aaawwweee

[@catsaregreat6314]

My cat was developing crystals in her bladder and was trying to hide them from us. She was nowhere’s near the average demographic for crystals so the vets didn’t suspect it. I cried for hours because I knew something was wrong(I thought she was dying)and then she started to comply with the vet and stopped hiding her symptoms. Reluctantly but she did it

[@Oakauo]

Hand flap worthy things in this episode :3 -The pure excitement over Flat Fuck Friday -the love for the build a bear axolotl -The return of Lumo’s Grunkle Stan voice

[@tieflingcorpse9817]

do you mean the hand shaking stimming thingy

[@constancebashford2324]

I can’t tell if you just put a face at the end of the first sentence, or if that’s to indicate the number of things you hand flapped for in this episode.

[@sylvestersstudio9403]

@@constancebashford2324 yes 👁️👄👁️

[@nekofrisk1005]

So uh the captions when they were shouting flat fuck Friday kept showing flat freak friday

[@Oakauo]

@@nekofrisk1005 cowards. Swears need to be in closed captioning.

[@jesserodriguez7588]

Can we appreciate the fact that Lumo took time immediately after projectile vomiting to assure his girlfriend that she was not the cause of his illness?

[@sophiaperez1090]

Zen and lumo talking about not throwing up for a long time: Me, a woman with Dysmenorrhea(painful periods), whose record is 3 months: *icarly meme* interesting.

[@ian6882]

Same

[@StockStilly]

Oh my god are you ok?

[@angrynerd2103]

Thats a drake and josh meme... But yes lol

[@FinnishCrystal]

Dear god I wouldn't wish that even for my ex

[@sparkymist]

I get frequent migraines so bad that I am usually throwing up during them. They normally last 24-38 hours. So my record is not even a month.

[@mormornie]

Lumo: "first of all, look at their tabs..." Zen: "HMMMM" tabs: you are able to actually count them guess I would give them an aneurism, h

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

My friend's internet allows him to have like 50 tabs open. And he always does, and l would love for him to only have 10 open. I can't imagine knowing why you have every tab open. And the one in the picture has only KZbin. I have personally never needed more than 5 YT up at any one time, so that would weird me out as well.

[@itsmylife9136]

My tabs counts until 99 any more and it's a little smile face like this " :D "

[@InvasionAnimation]

500 for me.

[@sparkymist]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews I have 500 open on my phone’s browser

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

@@sparkymist Thanks, l hate it.

[@richyofthevillagers]

My god, we've discovered the hidden lore of Garfield here folks

[@adrigl3371]

Now we need to know how he became an eldritch being

[@supersonicsandshrew9742]

@@adrigl3371 I’m sorry what

[@keostar7501]

Years after John started eating lasagna, John was happy and didn't need his cat to eat unhealthily to chear him up. In a normal universe like ours, garfeild would be happy that his human was happy. However in a universe different from ours, garfeild turned into an Eldritch horror and started to torture John so he could cry and then Garfield could eat lasagna. Before he did it without John knowing it was him, but then garfeild starting liking to torture John. And lasagna had gotten old. How would John feel if his own cat turned into an Eldritch horror? Please don't ask why I wrote this and don't worry it only took like 5-10 mins

[@richyofthevillagers]

@@keostar7501 Fever dream level stuff right there man, glad you wrote it

[@gliple]

@@supersonicsandshrew9742 r/imsorryjon

[@yamigekusu]

6:34 about five years ago, I had changed my email alert tone to Dan Forden saying "TOASTY!!" from Mortal Kombat 2. One day, I applied to a local Kmart and felt really good about it. The next morning... My living room caught fire. I had asked the fireguy to hand me my phone which was in my room (luckily far enough from the fire). As I held the phone watching my living room burn from outside, I hear "TOASTY!!" blaring from my phone. It was kinda funny The email alert was an email telling me that my application got rejected

[@SupersuMC]

God has a weird sense of humor. XD

[@bulletproofwhale5869]

They've finally done it... THE TANGENT PODCAST

[@Ferrari255GTO]

YES!!!!! THIS IS A MASSIVE ACHIEVEMENT!!!!

[@bunnyrabb1t]

Can you drop a YT link? I have tried the one on screen, but it didn't work

[@justminibanana9128]

@@bunnyrabb1t same

[@ZenBearDigital]

@@bunnyrabb1t It's in the video description and pinned comment !

[@bunnyrabb1t]

@@ZenBearDigital For me there is no pinned comment and nothing in the description about the podcast

[@maniaemagna]

"Apologizing undermines out authority." My dad may have occasionally hit me but at least he apologized afterwards.

[@banana_pancake7171]

As someone who lives in Canada, I can confirm that I've seen male vampires biting trees.

[@Crow15891]

"i didnt go through all of persona 5 to think highly of my self " he says that as i watch this in the background while PLAYING PERSONA 5 ROYAL

[@adrigl3371]

01:36 I thought they were finally gonna say how many lemons... But a podcast with these two is way better news!

[@keostar7501]

How many lemons is sadly a achievement for another day. But we all want to know and we know you are reading this lumo and zen H O W M A N Y L E M O N S L U M O

[@Nekotaiga42]

Man, of all the reaction KZbinrs I watch, I have to say, Kalbus with both Zen and Lumo at the same time is the best one. Yall's chemistry is amazing and I always laugh the most with yall's videos.

[@Nekotaiga42]

Holy shit! immediately after posting this they mentioned the podcast, HELL YES!

[@pan_man69]

The one with Mario kept making me laugh so hard, that I kept falling on the floor. after falling down two times I just stayed down.

[@srlong1123]

The ending of Portal 2’s multiplayer is GaldOS kidnapping the humans to have more test subjects, not killing all of them. The end credits for it are literally her sorting through them

[@miayahansen440]

Portal 2 multiplayer has a second mode for after you rap it which has a ending with a bird, in that mode it is revealed that the humans you "rescued" got killed within a week by GlaDos's rappid testing. Me and my sibling play through the entire multiplayer occasionally, it's my favorite ending in the game.

[@MrSailing101]

@@miayahansen440 actually, they were killed by the bird pecking on a keyboard.

[@miayahansen440]

I'm pretty sure out of the many times I've played the mode. every time, i've heard her say that she herself had killed them within a week because she killed them all with what was basically impossible tests for them. I even read the same thing in a few places to double check. Please don't take this as being rude or arguing, it's just I've played the game with my sibling many many times, and that's what we've heard every time and we've even theorized some things around it. I've even asked her and checked about and that's what happened. I also want to add on she killed all of her previous subjects the exact same way, and any who didn't listen or tried to shut her down was neurotoxined. That's why she went to obtain more subjects in the first place, she killed them all and grew bored, it's a repeating cycle.

[@MrSailing101]

@@miayahansen440 she blew through them in a week by sending them after the bird.

[@miayahansen440]

Okay, I'm not gonna argue. Its just what I remember and what the internet told me, but I guess the internet can be wrong sometimes and I do have bad memory sometimes aswell. We'll just think what we think, I do believe that it's an interesting concept tho. If that is what happened tho, I wonder how it went dowb.

[@sansthepunmaster2707]

in nebraska, it's illegal to hunt whales. Sure, why not

[@KryptoKn8]

Whales are dying. Actually makes sense. Unless Nebraska is like nowhere close to the ocean Edit: after looking at a map of the USA I can officially say I am Geologically retarded.

[@CaptBackwards]

If you are in Nebraska, just start pointing and accusing random people that they are hunting whales and threaten them that you are calling the police.

[@HarmonyHope7534]

Fun fact: My notification tone used to be Henry from Fire Emblem saying "I'm going to kill you!" in a happy way, it was awkward in public.

[@byakurenbreak]

Well guys, it’s not quite what you were expecting, but that tangent about Portal summed up the Fanfiction “Blue Sky” where that actually happens. I recommend you give it a read! Many have said it’s ALMOST like reading an actual book written by a Valve developer.

[@AryFemMtF]

7:11 ok, so recently I've been getting more emotionally detached and absent for like a few days now, that crocodile made me crack a tiny smile, thank you

[@TheRedarm75]

"I can't believe it fallowed me all the way here" if you love something let it go, If it comes back it is yours KEEP THE AXOLOTL CLOSE

[@Commander_Appo]

I’m just kinda annoyed that Wisconsin is considered double landlocked on the landlocked post at the beginning, when it literally touches 2 lakes

[@levy_is_a_potato5082]

Michigan is surrounded by water and yet it's landlocked

[@Nijonibi]

ive seen 2 good mods fore portal 2, 1 extends the story from the ending by making the area chel walk out into after being freed by glados actually just a room with monitors desplay wilderness with the walls falling away to reveal shes still in apeture. the 2nd was one that introduces time travel where you have to manage the rooms future and past state to solve the puzzles. was really cool, would be good for a portal 3

[@bandannadee9370]

Tbh the time travel thing reminds me of Effect and Cause

[@KryptoKn8]

The time travel thing reminds me of a cool mission from titanfall 2

[@bandannadee9370]

@@KryptoKn8 Effect and Cause is epic

[@somedunce9710]

Apeture tag

[@1gient]

12:20 the best part being that she would most likely be pregnant. Female mosquitos usually only do drink blood when they are pregnant. If you have come through those woods just a year before it's likely they would both being biting the trees and neither trying to bite you.

[@KryptoKn8]

As a matter of fact: male mosquitos can drink your blood (not sure if they can bite) if given absolutely no other option for nutrition. Unlike females, their bodies aren't made to take in the substance so it's like they'll go into a rampage before basically annihilating themselves because they "poisoned" themselves with the blood. Someone tested it, don't remember who. Maybe I have false memories idk, if you care enough just look it up

[@moleyface]

As a North Dakotan (who may or may not exist), no, please PLEASE call me a cryptid. It gives me meaning and excitement in my dull dull life of living in North Dakota.

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

14:40 I do this. because I have such a short attention span I don't use the 'watch later' feature, and instead have multiple yt tabs open. however, I never get to most of them.

[@keostar7501]

Use the history tab

[@certifiedicecreamtruckmoment]

as a Canadian, i find this video absolutely, *CORRECT*

[@LocusNevernight]

I didnt know canadians were vampires

[@ludos1963]

@@LocusNevernight Missing on a lot of lore, I see.

[@eanschaan9392]

As a North Dakotan, I am apparently a southern vampire?

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

8:10 This is actually the case in Vampire: The masquerade. You can just go into the sewer and pick up a rat to eat it. This is such a common thing that a whole sect/sub-species of vampires have evolved to get more nutrition from Rats.

[@4bst4]

I didn't expect these two to ever make me tear up, but damn, that opening got to me

[@funwithchristina563]

I learned about Axolotls from Gravity Falls. Next thing I knew, they were all over the internet. Then, they came to Minecraft. Now you’re telling me it’s a freaking build-a-bear? Freaking A+ I low key want one

[@daisyjoy242]

That’s Axolotls would make a good friend

[@keostar7501]

I think everyone found out about axolotls from gravity falls and then had to spread the knowledge

[@Ilikebugs2464]

The *olm* is the axolotl's funky cave cousin

[@funwithchristina563]

@@Ilikebugs2464 wormy boy

[@womedrah1415]

Ah yes, I sure do love it when limo uses his classic catchphrase "society, bottom text"

[@TheDanishGuyReviews]

To this day, l dunno what either of those mean, to say nothing of their combo. Googling it doesn't explain it well enough for me.

[@gabgab723]

@@TheDanishGuyReviews it's basically to make fun of all those cringy "we live in a society" posts with joker and stuff, since it became a meme they made it dumber and dumber

[@hungrymusicwolf]

14:25 Me: Hears Lumo talk about the 20 or so tabs open Also me: Nervously looks at the 125 tabs I currently have open with 2 other browser windows on top.

[@arielusgrey1855]

I have all my tabs at current count 138 spread across 4 devices And over 500 bookmarks

[@strawber3seal_77]

what the- you better be using one of those tree planting browsers

[@constancebashford2324]

They are your Wolf pack. Or, as autocorrect puts it, Wolf party.

[@arielusgrey1855]

@@strawber3seal_77 no I remember them all by word mnemonics Fear my mind for it is a steel trap

[@dustinm2717]

I have over 400 tabs in one browser alone, and at least another 300-400 in my other main browser, and even my lesser used browsers (which i have a few) probably have 10-30 tabs each (I'd gather probably 100 total between them, I've yet to count through) the only exception to my hoarding is on mobile (where i use Firefox focus as my main so it's physically impossible to tab hoard too much) but that doesn't stop me from having at least another 100 there spread across browsers there too Between all my many browsers it's not unlikely that i have over 1000 tabs Fear me lumo (I do try to close them but the algorithms are too effective, every time i try to take care of 1 i end up with 2 more)

[@GEMLESS01]

5 dislikes in 3 hours... Damn some people can't appreciate flat frick Friday

[@sunnydelight7252]

Not anymore 😈

[@rowbot5555]

Lovely, I have a Tumblr but not enough time to look through the hell to get to the good

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

8:01 As an undercover vampire, please do not use the tail as a straw. It doesn’t work, I’ve tried. Just bite it.

[@Green-vw5vr]

I like to detach the head and chug the body

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

@@Green-vw5vr *_YOU HEATHEN-_*

[@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780]

@@Green-vw5vr like a lonely man drinking a milk carton

[@justyouraverageweirdo]

As a Canadian, I can confirm we are Maple Syrup vampires. Also there have been literal school trips where one of the activities was trying the stuff right from the tree.

[@KryptoKn8]

Well, how was it? I can't imagine that maple syrup is actually like that straight from a tree, I'm pretty sure it gets prepared by being boiled etc. Etc.

[@justyouraverageweirdo]

@@KryptoKn8 it was actually pretty good, not as sweet, but still good

[@LemonyFresh2000]

Just so EVERYONE knows, this is 1000%× funnier when drunk.

[@LemonyFresh2000]

I've been laughing for about 30 minutes and I watch this shit at ×2 speed lmao

[@SerahValentine]

I'm playing FFXIV right now and the moment he mentioned "Kweh" Someone just flew by me on their Chocobo making that sound.

[@enju_lapidemsibilus]

10:5 Yeah… i grew up in a family where the basic rules for me(and me specifically) were: “keep your head down, don’t talk back, if you talk back we will hit you. If you complain about that we will have your brother shoot you with a airsoft gun. Oh, and don’t make freinds.” Needless to say, I grew up as a very scared child because that was the norm for me. I also grew up to be very scared of strangers. And people in general. And then my boyfriend came along and was like “that’s bs, imma have a talk with your parents” and then they disowned me and now I live with him. Another reason why I love the internet: I can talk without showing my real self. ~ your freindly neighborhood catgirl, Enju~

[@whyiwakeup6460]

Yes, cats *do* have feelings, even though most of the time they seem careless and dickish, their true nature of loving and caring to their humans is deep inside, showing depending on the cat, and how their human feels

[@doodlenoodle4332]

Fun fact in Arkansas it is illegal for the Arkansas river to go above bridges in to Little Rock and to walk your cow across a high way without a bell

[@SokuThePunless]

It’s all fun and games until the police arrest a river.

[@charityquill4965]

I was so sad when I checked out that axolotl and saw it was out of stock. I HAVE A MIGHTY NEED!!!!!

[@probablynotalatexshork5495]

the first one reminds me of these two kittens that passed away a bit ago. they were called austin power and oreo. it rained the day we brought them inside, and they ended up getting colds. besdies one of them, a black cat that now lives with my oldest brother. but the other two stopped eating, no matter what we did. and one day, austin powers fell off the couch and really got hurt, since they were so weak from not eating. my mom held him till his final moments. he died later that day. oreo's health got worse after austin powers died, dying only a few days later, in my mom's arms.

[@sonicSnap]

if you want a portal game like that, they actually did make one, even made a VR one. it's called half life

[@ratgod9871]

Unfortunately that portal idea can't happen since Portal 2 takes place like, wayyyy into the future from where HL2:E2 is taking place. So that means gordon, kleiner, etc are all most likely deceased, and so no crossover game would really work with the HL2 cast since...ded. However Dog could still be there, he's a robot after all.

[@Darigosh]

What about ratman is he alive you know the mysterious person in Portal 2 and I believe comics

[@chromchill12]

I always come back to this video just to hear Lumo and Zen yell Flat Frick Friday and I love it

[@ASHE_ATTACC]

My phone's notification's sound is Sans talking, so when I /do/ have it on, and I get a DM or whatever, Sans is here to tell me. *_eh ehhh ehheh_*

[@Techy404]

megalovania will start as soon as you make a political post on twitter

[@InkSans_FandomSoda]

You called, b¡tch?

[@Pythraxx]

Bruh I stumbled across this yesterday, I can’t remember how I just found something in a comment section of some sort and it brought me that image. I don’t quite understand it, but happy croco is great. Very hap.

[@alexreese614]

Didn't know I wanted a podcast, but now I'm interested

[@captnbluehat]

Zen is 30? Damn, didnt expect that

[@keostar7501]

Zen old

[@ashton5380]

The cat thing. The cat is only bringing a mouth full or two mostlikely before it makes em happy and even if it is a few it just won't eat much after that. They're pretty good about not making themselves sick but some are stupid aswell. Each cats different but it's not super harmful. A door between them and the cat may be good though if it's not gonna be fixed by eating a piece each.

[@mr.pumpkin8161]

That beginning Scene/post,god damn

[@darkwolf4049]

Assbutt is definitely a supernatural refrence heres the quote. "HEY ASSBUTT" -Castiel

[@Liqwidbutterfly0925]

Is it sad me and my friend quote that really often

[@darkwolf4049]

@@Liqwidbutterfly0925 not at all fellow SPN fan

[@user-hj5io2wt3d]

I WANT THE BUILD A BEAR AXOLOTL OMG ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE

[@madaralehehe1873]

The Podcast for all you poor fools on mobile: m.kzbin.info/door/mfzsioulwZQ136SlUnaK6w

[@skwid6483]

this makes me so happy on so many levels

[@BetaJackMaxis]

"We have seen the comments asking for it and we've kind of obliged" They're going to tell is how many lemons finally!?

[@strawber3seal_77]

exciting! Imma have a listen while I art, it's just what I need with my favorite kalbus bros

[@justseffstuff3308]

5:27 Oh man, that reminds me, when I was 14 I had my notification sound set to Yoda saying “MmmM, message from the Dark Side there is”, and my Dad didn’t know, anyways, I left it on the kitchen counter before I went to bed by accident, so my Dad went to move it because it was in the way and right as he touched it, Yoda shouting at him bc I always used to have my notifications on max volume Scared the hell out of him so bad that the noise he made woke me up lol

[@harukoharuhara1863]

When I got my first phone, I had my notification setting set as Jar Jar Binks yelling "Boom!" ... my Mom gave me a death glare at dinner once because I got like five notifications in a row

[@SpeedyCheetahCub]

7:00 I use my phone as my wake up alarm, and I knew that I needed something I could wake up to every morning that I wouldn't come to hate and that wouldn't fill me with anxiety (my alarm clock made beeping sounds but it was causing me to wake up anxious instead of refreshed due to a combination of GAD, sleep paralysis, and having played the FNAF games, specifically FNAF 4, when I was way too young). I have a Samsung Galaxy S20 and my alarm sound is called Carnival. I found it to be such a wonderful tune, full of energy yet chill at the same time, and definitely something I would not come to dislike. Also, I have it set to fade in the volume from 0 up to the volume I set it to instead of just playing at the normal volume from the start, so it means that the alarm is less startling.

[@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331]

The first story made me cry

[@KaneyoriHK]

7:58 all I can think about is cronching on rats in Vampyr because they are indeed the Capri suns of the vampire world

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

I haven't thrown up since I was maybe a really little kid

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

Ex-North Dakotan here, please call us cryptids.

[@RhizometricReality]

Tangent podcast? There's so many

[@ZenBearDigital]

Yeah... ya'll really liked the tangents name though so we're gonna get to the top of them all!

[@NullTredonn]

THE FOOD POISONING ONE GOT ME FXJFHBBJHFDGJHB

[@defensivekobra3873]

You are finally doin' the tangent podcast? Pog

[@sirensong237]

If “female” vampires suck blood, but all depictions are of men.. that means that vampires are trans men and possible trans women, and that means vampires say #TransRights, and I support this.

[@CryingOblivion]

as soon as they revealed the podcast i went to spotify and followed the podcast, imma try my best to listen, but i tend to zone out with long videos/recordings/lives

[@jeremymarcil6287]

Them:say they have a new podcast Also them: immediateky go on a tangent

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

OMG THEY MADE A PODCAST FOR THEIR TANGENTS THIS IS A GREAT DAY TO BE ALIVE!!!

[@Painfulldarksoul]

America? ... South Canada? I don't... Ohhh~! You mean North Mexico!

[@jokersredace]

Day 51/52 asking for a series called Lumo Learns. First episode 40k lore by bricky. (I know the boycott is happening)

[@d3str0i3r]

these two do not want to know how many tabs i regularly have open like, at one point i had so many tabs open chrome stopped being able to load them after crashing, so instead of closing tabs i moved to firefox at another point, i replaced my computer's ram, processor, and storage instead of closing tabs and between those two points, i even bought a laptop for next to my computer to have some of the tabs open, and eventually upgraded its ram and storage all in the name of NEVER HAVING TO CLOSE A TAB UNTIL I'M DONE WITH IT i currently have twelve youtube tabs open for various reasons

[@AlchemizedGold]

[TANGENT] PODCAST YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@System_Demon]

Them saying a post over a million notes is tumblr royalty, and then i remember the posts that got so many notes that they break the counter so it's a no notes post.

[@thatsnazzylad]

I've seen tumblr usernames 'catgirlbuttplug' and 'catgirlballtorure' in the same thread, and I was scared

[@Doublemonk0506]

7:56, as someone who has played Middle Earth: Shadow of War, I can confirm this to be true

[@supersonicsandshrew9742]

The idea that Garfield has lore at all is pretty funny

[@thefuzzydude1534]

I live in NorthDakota a few people I know have occasionally called ourselves south Canadians and others have debated if we exist or not like an area 52

[@desmolboi4049]

I was in nebraska this summer, and the only place I went there was lake McConaughey, and I described it as "it looks like an ocean."

[@imastuffedgoat7615]

I can count on one hand the number of phones calls I get in a month. My ringtone for the longest time was The Gun Song by Ayria. Whenever I got a call, the words "put down the gun put down the gun put down the gun put it down put it down put it down" would start playing from my purse. I fucking love that song.

[@saellanya]

It did not puke for 18 years but this year, I moved to a new place and didn't eat. That and being out of shape caused me to finally end my streak with a stream of water I had just drank. I'm so mad about it

[@bonemann6107]

Holy moly they listed!!! Podcast!!!

[@sleepyninjarin7971]

kalbus: uplouds r/tumblr me: yes!

[@dylann7089]

I'm from Arkansas, and call it our-Kansas, all. The. Time.

[@scarfguy5337]

My ringtone is always the Steel Samurai or Black Coffee from Ace Attorney, the Codec sound from mgs, or the theme to Chinatown Wars

[@lisahenry20]

I would have my ringtone as one of the Ace Attorney ringtone but my phones always on silent so there isn't really a point

[@scarfguy5337]

@@lisahenry20 I mean so is mine, it's just the principle of it

[@optimisticwatermelon]

The first post, for legal reasons that I don't quite understand fully for I am not of a large amount of age (almost 14), I have to stay with my friend for a month. I have to walk to my house every day to check on my 2 cats, one that couldn't care less, and one that absolutely loves me, and when I was leaving the house due to my 8 PM curfew, my cat saw me wearing my shoes and meowed at me with more sadness that could ever be sung by any human. It broke my heart. He completely forgot about it the next day once he saw me walk through the door.

[@joannafreel1462]

When it comes to Portal the games if you take into the count "Mother" the movie that came out in 2017 I believe that it's what portal 3 could be based around. Mother the robot main character is GLaDOS and (sorry for who people who haven't seen the movie spoilers here) but at the end the woman who dies is the character that person who survived the first 2 portal games

[@theraven2663]

It's finally here.. the TANGENTS PODCAST.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Don't worry, Lumo I'm watching this on a friday

[@TheUltima_Werewolf]

That cat in the first one is frickin precious

[@murciadoxial8056]

The stomach of a cat is a black hole, always craves more food.

[@alchemysaga3745]

Rats as the Capti Sun of the Vampire World is just a general Vampire thing, but I think one of the earliest games to use it is Vampire Bloodlines: The Masquerade

[@icequeen917]

I believe it may be more a reference to the movie "Interview With The Vampire" when Louis finds out that he doesn't HAVE to get blood from humans....that rats will do. But without knowing the age/movie watching history of the poster I can't say for sure! :)

[@thecoca274]

I didn't want a podcast but now I do want the podcast.

[@Cosmosdestructor]

3:16 the best way to pronounce Arkansas is are-can-sas

[@vesaucy6747]

Air-cane-sauce

[@gally_cloud5437]

12:46 The goddamn kirby noise, I just- can't NOT laugh at it... I can't but I just DO