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Kalbus

Kalbus

Күн бұрын

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@lars_bars8733
@lars_bars8733 3 жыл бұрын
"Don't drink the weird Jesus water" That's- *Isn't that wine?*
@PlutoPupp
@PlutoPupp 3 жыл бұрын
Nope. He keeps saying it's his blood but I saw him buying cranberry juice and rat poison at the store yesterday
@PlutoPupp
@PlutoPupp 3 жыл бұрын
You didnt drink it right..?
@PlutoPupp
@PlutoPupp 3 жыл бұрын
Oh and I'm not talking about the youtuber or whatever I am making a joke about jesus saying poisoned cranberry juice is his blood/wine
@CheeseyBreezey
@CheeseyBreezey 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlutoPupp sounds like Jonestown all over again.
@acreativename7999
@acreativename7999 3 жыл бұрын
@@CheeseyBreezey DONT DRINK THE KOOLAID
@fakename757
@fakename757 3 жыл бұрын
the water jesus guy was jacksepticeye, he chugged a pint of year old jesus water and has been taking a suspicious break recently for “health reasons”
@Techy404
@Techy404 3 жыл бұрын
HMMMMMMMM
@AO-jm2qo
@AO-jm2qo 3 жыл бұрын
Just like markiplier after all those expired twinkies
@thegeneralpopulace8513
@thegeneralpopulace8513 3 жыл бұрын
Of course it was Sean.🤦‍♀️
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 3 жыл бұрын
I remember that Sean is chaotic good, you can noy change my mimd
@daisyjoy242
@daisyjoy242 3 жыл бұрын
@@AO-jm2qo except sean isn't a masochist
@danterodriguez03
@danterodriguez03 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact about fanfics: I was once reading one, something super calmed, just a continuation of a story, not smut or anything, there was the most raw dialogue I have ever read, so perfect and everything, then the author for some fucking reason decided to put a one shot in between chapters, and the one shot was someone skull fucking a guy and killing him like that
@exist4046
@exist4046 3 жыл бұрын
IM SORRY W H A T
@justseffstuff3308
@justseffstuff3308 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s fanfics for you
@BriEnr
@BriEnr 3 жыл бұрын
Was this….on AO3
@IcantAIM-wiz
@IcantAIM-wiz 3 жыл бұрын
This has to be in AO3
@danterodriguez03
@danterodriguez03 3 жыл бұрын
@@IcantAIM-wiz yeah...
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: there are more than 3 stars born per year
@Arch_X69
@Arch_X69 3 жыл бұрын
As in people or celestial bodies?
@jarihoogendoorn5823
@jarihoogendoorn5823 3 жыл бұрын
@@Arch_X69 i meant the cellestial bodys
@AriOrSomething
@AriOrSomething 3 жыл бұрын
How many more
@z0mbeez
@z0mbeez 3 жыл бұрын
and every year, i am one of them 🤙🤙🤙
@lunarflareplatonian
@lunarflareplatonian 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: more than 3 humans are born each year
@Totalinternalreflection
@Totalinternalreflection 3 жыл бұрын
I taught myself to juggle, with Lemons.
@KubickQ
@KubickQ 3 жыл бұрын
How many lemons, Lumo
@Ooffoop
@Ooffoop 3 жыл бұрын
How many?
@whyiwakeup6460
@whyiwakeup6460 3 жыл бұрын
*how many lemons? Lumo, I have held 17 children hostage for this question* (joke)
@WoeUponThee
@WoeUponThee 3 жыл бұрын
How many lemons Lumo?
@r0amingw0lf
@r0amingw0lf 3 жыл бұрын
How many lemons can you juggle?
@InkSans_FandomSoda
@InkSans_FandomSoda 3 жыл бұрын
9:03 “Humanity falls when its weaknesses are revealed and simply strikes itself while it’s down trying to safe itself.” Is a line from a Changed fanfic, YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS STUFF UP.
@bigboyart1
@bigboyart1 3 жыл бұрын
I love weirdly deep quotes from Fanfic. Also, nice Ink Sans PFP.
@InkSans_FandomSoda
@InkSans_FandomSoda 3 жыл бұрын
@@bigboyart1 Thanks, your username is hilarious in this context. Anyway yeah and I think the worst part is that this statement fits with the plot of Changed.
@exist4046
@exist4046 3 жыл бұрын
@@InkSans_FandomSoda past the weird shit Changed has a genuinely kinda cool storyline. It's just..... Fuckin weird as shit lmao
@InkSans_FandomSoda
@InkSans_FandomSoda 3 жыл бұрын
@@exist4046 Never has a truer phrase been said.
@flamefangstar
@flamefangstar 3 жыл бұрын
What is changed
@Luna-ss9tm
@Luna-ss9tm 3 жыл бұрын
“the game” was also a thing in my elementary school. So I don’t think anyone is safe from it
@p.k.k.u6062
@p.k.k.u6062 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS IT
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
@kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me what it is
@bell2023
@bell2023 3 жыл бұрын
@@p.k.k.u6062 You lose the game if you think about it
@Lucian4694
@Lucian4694 3 жыл бұрын
i lost
@JustARoamer
@JustARoamer 3 жыл бұрын
Help I didnted have if?
@sr.lontra
@sr.lontra 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 this is one of those "whoever you don't kill first will shape the rest of the game OR become the big boss of this fight"
@RustyUNITB
@RustyUNITB 3 жыл бұрын
“Drank the horrible Jesus water with the fully inflated Jesus in it” is memorable to say thebleasr
@ghstz-vg3jj
@ghstz-vg3jj 2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, thebleasr
@marianaribeiro696
@marianaribeiro696 3 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God! You finally acknowledged that it isn't cyan!
@arielusgrey1855
@arielusgrey1855 3 жыл бұрын
The closest i have ever gotten to a vegan diet for my animals was when for a while they needed some hardier food for some problems And it was cheaper to make food We did stuff like rice as the base potatoes or squash both sometimes lentils and spinach or some other type of leafy green along with Luke 17 eggs in a massive pot and turned it into a mash we would feed them This was also mixed with rabbit or massive roasts depending on when we last slaughtered a group of our feed rabbits And also regular dog food It honestly looked fucking tasty to me at times Thay and mashed potatoes for a while there mixed with rabbit or roast Vegetables and other plants are healthy for dogs and other animals but its a fucking suplement not a damn main food source
@DisKorruptd
@DisKorruptd 3 жыл бұрын
I mean, if you baked it or something for the eggs, and didn't add the dog food, that could legit just be a meal for people...
@arielusgrey1855
@arielusgrey1855 3 жыл бұрын
@@DisKorruptd pretty much Hell stir fry is pretty similar Reason i said it always looked kinda tasty Dogs loved it to the point i had to spent a extra half an hour during feeding time to stand with each group to make sure everyone got a share and no one zipped over to other bowls and stole some other dogs
@roylim1169
@roylim1169 3 жыл бұрын
I actually had a vegan/vegetarian diet for a week, I know vegan and vegetarian are different it's just that I dont know which one was it but the food was great 10/10 the vegan pork did not taste like pork but was delicious anyway
@DisKorruptd
@DisKorruptd 3 жыл бұрын
​@@roylim1169 think of it this way, all vegans are vegetarian, but not all vegetarians are vegan vegetarians will not eat meat, but they will drink milk or eat cheese, animal products, Vegans, however, will not even consume animal products
@malice6081
@malice6081 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah sometimes you have to change the diet for a bit. I've fed a tortoise old salad mix. We grow tomatoes and cut up some like the ones that didn't grow right such as ones that got attacked by snakes. We cut them up and feed them to the turtles. They love it
@aidanfleming3088
@aidanfleming3088 3 жыл бұрын
8:00 " if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will walk away feeling like a failure" walk WALK!! YOUR FISH CAN WALK, THEN WTF MINE DOIN
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 жыл бұрын
T'was a mudskipper
@donstarplayz
@donstarplayz 3 жыл бұрын
Your fish is a failure
@fumikagetokoyami3226
@fumikagetokoyami3226 3 жыл бұрын
The first one the girl was basically saying "atleast you have both ankles"
@ginathecookie
@ginathecookie 3 жыл бұрын
Purghaps is so chaotic I don't even know what to do with it but my writer's brain that loves puns and creative words is like: *Y E S*
@internetlurker1850
@internetlurker1850 3 жыл бұрын
7:42 This is *_exactly_* why I think more people need to learn about the 9 types of inteligence, both to make people believe more in themselves, and for people who go "I have a bigger IQ, I am smarter" to be humbled, because you might have a big IQ, but you probably do not have any other intelligence that is meaningful in life.
@shadowtheimpure
@shadowtheimpure 2 жыл бұрын
A good example would be myself. I have very strong logical and intrapersonal intelligence, but my interpersonal and kinesthetic intelligence are somewhat lacking.
@justafurrywithinternet317
@justafurrywithinternet317 2 жыл бұрын
Well that makes me feel even worse than I originally felt!
@Cyberwar101
@Cyberwar101 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the IQ test has a very racist history. I used to be very proud of my IQ scores, then I found out the history thereof and had to do some pretty thorough self reflection. I am very fast at reading and retain almost everything I have read. It's pretty natural that I would get a high IQ score from that. I am also pretty good at classic logic. I struggle with a lot of very simple tasks and relating to others, however. It took me a very long time to realize that, and so was an utter moron incapable of self analysis for a while.
@transsnack
@transsnack 3 жыл бұрын
10:32 It would probably be better than the original, at least there's less JK Rowling smeared all over it. Yes, I'm still salty. No, I'm not sorry.
@Cyrum11
@Cyrum11 3 жыл бұрын
We’re all salty
@Cyrum11
@Cyrum11 3 жыл бұрын
Assuming we are talking about the same thing that is
@Onyrooliver
@Onyrooliver 3 жыл бұрын
OKAY BUT FIRST OF ALL IT'S THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX AND HE SAID THE SORCERERS STONE
@tayloradams3993
@tayloradams3993 3 жыл бұрын
@@Cyrum11 We are, in fact, still salty about that thing.
@Cyrum11
@Cyrum11 3 жыл бұрын
@@tayloradams3993 good screw JK Rowling
@Anuyushi
@Anuyushi 3 жыл бұрын
9:55 *Me, a fanfic writer in pain*
@SuperiorPosterior
@SuperiorPosterior 3 жыл бұрын
Me, an editor who can't find a job but helps out friends in the fanfic community: *also in pain, but slightly less so*
@Anuyushi
@Anuyushi 3 жыл бұрын
Me, a fanfic writer that's been looking for an editor: *Bigger pain*
@shadowtheimpure
@shadowtheimpure 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anuyushi What kind of fanfic do you write? I've got strong English language skills and an appreciation for fanfiction. Maybe we could figure something out?
@Anuyushi
@Anuyushi 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowtheimpure Centered around romance and adventure mostly
@shadowtheimpure
@shadowtheimpure 2 жыл бұрын
@@Anuyushi What fandoms? I'm interested because romance and adventure both tend to make for interesting stories.
@upsettiAF
@upsettiAF 3 жыл бұрын
Forego the disk shaped cutout, i call dibs on the donut hole
@idkhonestly7163
@idkhonestly7163 3 жыл бұрын
No, I call dibs on the page cylinder
@upsettiAF
@upsettiAF 3 жыл бұрын
@@idkhonestly7163 cant, i already called dibs. you can get the page cylinder for the 6th book though
@idkhonestly7163
@idkhonestly7163 3 жыл бұрын
@@upsettiAF How about I have the 167th page of the page cylinder
@upsettiAF
@upsettiAF 3 жыл бұрын
@@idkhonestly7163 so much of the story is missing as is, what harm could that bring. though, we do not have numbered pages, we will have to count them individually
@lonewolfgaming4916
@lonewolfgaming4916 3 жыл бұрын
That strawberry shortsnake looked like it could be in bugsnax
@Azurath100
@Azurath100 3 жыл бұрын
For those that don't know "the game". It's rules are simple: 1. do not think about the game. 2. once you do, you have to announce that you "lost the game". 3. If you lost, you have to explain the rules to anyone who didn't know so the meme spreads. 4. start over.
@skywatcher458
@skywatcher458 3 жыл бұрын
it's been so long.... the rule is here...
@consume_arsenic
@consume_arsenic Жыл бұрын
The Game was HUGE in my elementary school, as was the cheese touch
@arielusgrey1855
@arielusgrey1855 3 жыл бұрын
9:37 i feel this horribly God i remember so many utterly legendary lines in either smut or other fics Including a tetris fanfiction about their world ending and the cruelty of the gamer gods Cant remember the full line or the fic but i do remember how it fucked me up for a month afterward
@exist4046
@exist4046 3 жыл бұрын
W..wha-
@arielusgrey1855
@arielusgrey1855 3 жыл бұрын
@@exist4046 my reaction exactly Seriously dude created a account on ffn Solely for the purpose of writing a single 7k fic about the tetris blocks being alive and suffering As i said it messed me up for a bit
@bellechawillow7540
@bellechawillow7540 3 жыл бұрын
The KZbinr who drank the Jesus water is the one and only Jacksepticeye
@_StarlightRose_
@_StarlightRose_ 3 жыл бұрын
For a second i thought it was LazarBeam but then remembered, it was in fact, Sean McLaughlin
@aces1094
@aces1094 3 жыл бұрын
HOW IN THE FUCK HAVE I NEVER HEARD OF THIS VID?!?! GONNA GO WATCH IN NOW🏃‍♂️
@RoyalFruitMan
@RoyalFruitMan 3 жыл бұрын
@@_StarlightRose_ MCLOUGHLIN
@apexhxund
@apexhxund 3 жыл бұрын
'i am a sapient jug of fruit punch' me too man, me too
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@reddit123
@reddit123 3 жыл бұрын
the person who waited for jesus to grow is jacksceptiteye
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967
@cedartheyeah.justyeah.3967 3 жыл бұрын
JACEPSECTICYE WAS AROUND DURING JESUS' CHILDHOOD?????? That's like, over 5 years ago or something
@savannahwilleford2422
@savannahwilleford2422 3 жыл бұрын
Ok now I just want to give Cam a forehead smooch and a head pat, he's such a good bean
@NozomiClips
@NozomiClips 3 жыл бұрын
And here we are losing the game once more And I thought I was doing pretty well....
@adrians.1133
@adrians.1133 3 жыл бұрын
How long? I made it 3 months
@sunset-sunbun
@sunset-sunbun 3 жыл бұрын
WHAT IS IT!? WHAT IS THE GAME!????
@john.4987
@john.4987 3 жыл бұрын
@@sunset-sunbun The game is a very simple game. If you think of the game, you lose the game. If you lose the game, you MUST declare that you have lost the game, which would make other people then lose the game.
@cloverlovania
@cloverlovania 2 жыл бұрын
you Thought you were doing well? you Thought? that's how you lose. by reading this comment you have yet again lost the game.
@NozomiClips
@NozomiClips 2 жыл бұрын
@@cloverlovania Good thing my streak was only like a day or two right now. You could have really screwed me over here.
@TheKd8lvt
@TheKd8lvt 3 жыл бұрын
'I'm a sapient jug of fruit punch' Yeah.
@ndt_dynamite2247
@ndt_dynamite2247 3 жыл бұрын
*OH YEAH*
@cryptidclaws3640
@cryptidclaws3640 3 жыл бұрын
6:10 that was jacksepticeye and yes, this was when he went batshit insane in quarantine and had an obsession with bells and rocks.
@Lucienthefox76
@Lucienthefox76 Жыл бұрын
9:29 Some of my favorite quotes are from the freakin' DreamSMP. Like, it's so hated on, but some of the quotes are amazing. Like, "What am I without you?" "Yourself" is such a good line, like SERIOUSLY. It's SUCH a raw line, like "How can i exist if you're gone? I need you to be, i can't exist without you, you are my best friend, my brother even, how can i continue on without you?" "Just be you. You can be your own person. I know you'll miss me but continue on without me. Keep being yourself. For me". And all that comes from a MINECRAFT ROLEPLAY. It's so good. I also really like "You wanna be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!" from Techno just cause it's a cool line. Also Punz's "You should have paid me more" is really funny. And, though it's not really meaningful, I can't talk about DSMP quotes and leave out Eret's "It was never meant to be". If you know DSMP, you probably know that quote. And now some funny quotes cause why not: Tubbo, after putting water over a very stuck Tommy's head: "Now he can't breeeaaathe" Wilbur, after defeating Dream: "SUCK IT, GREEN BOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYY!!" Wilbur, randomly during a scene: "YES DADDY DREAM! Oh wait no- uh-" I just wrote an essay about a fandom i'm not even in anymore. Wow. Ok. Excuse the essay. I just spent like 15 minutes on this why did i do that- As i said i'm not even really in this fandom anymore cause the ending sucked, i'm just around for Ranboo and the fanfics- Wow, why did i do that ok thanks ADHD-
@markosmywords9202
@markosmywords9202 Жыл бұрын
Honestly they went HARD on some of those lines ngl. And the fact that most, if not all of those quotes weren't scripted??? The DreamSMP got way more hate then it deserved tbh. I'm not even in the fandom either, but it's still some quality material.
@joshualewandowski829
@joshualewandowski829 3 жыл бұрын
10:26 Some one should probably tell him that that is the 5th harry potter book, not the first.
@PlutoPupp
@PlutoPupp 3 жыл бұрын
Would of been a very weird series if the 5th book was the 1st book
@darthplagueis13
@darthplagueis13 3 жыл бұрын
@@PlutoPupp I once started a book series with the fifth one because I just so happened to find it and didn't have anything to read. It wasn't too bad, really. I've recently also read the 4th one but I think the 5th is better.
@nigoulenoblehiboux9812
@nigoulenoblehiboux9812 3 жыл бұрын
Every time someone speaks about the game I feel sad because I will never now what my score is since I can't remember when was the last time I thought about it.
@pickk90
@pickk90 2 жыл бұрын
There is no scores, only failure. I just lost the game
@dragonetafireball
@dragonetafireball 3 жыл бұрын
The thing that always amuses me about the portrait of Dorian grey references is pop culture remdions often omit that it’s a monkey paw situation and he doesn’t live past his 40s so the book never actually confirms he can’t die of old age and also makes him self disruptive enough that even if you don’t view his death as inevitable there’s no way he’s maintaining his wealth for 100s of years. And yes I am fun at parties.
@luckystar3641
@luckystar3641 2 жыл бұрын
I tried putting my cat on a vegan diet but I quickly ran out of vegans in my area
@chalkwarrior5542
@chalkwarrior5542 3 жыл бұрын
"The kool-aid man is an unlovable narcissist" this reminds me, a friend of mine, because of a joke I made, wrote a fanfiction about the kool-aid man. it's on wattpad.
@cloverlovania
@cloverlovania 2 жыл бұрын
reminds me of the time i wrote a crackfic about among us that quickly spiralled into anything but among us
@ajdowdy6372
@ajdowdy6372 3 жыл бұрын
My wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better. -Gruncle Stan
@Kaylee-Bear
@Kaylee-Bear 3 жыл бұрын
12:12 ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT LUMO KNOWS ABOUT SUPER PAPER MARIO HE KNOWS THE BEST GAME IN THE PAPER MARIO SERIES! YEEEEEEEES!
@rainbowsylvie16
@rainbowsylvie16 3 жыл бұрын
6:05 that would be jacksepticeye, no idea if he still has the water jesus though and i don't remember how much he drank but i remember he said it was absolutely disgusting
@gameinsane4718
@gameinsane4718 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real game was the friends we socially traumatized along the way
@crystalblunt192
@crystalblunt192 2 жыл бұрын
Lumo's laugh gives me life I swear 🤣😭
@fake-inafakerson8087
@fake-inafakerson8087 3 жыл бұрын
"They have no names, but there are identities that need to be acknowledged"
@disasterchild6907
@disasterchild6907 2 жыл бұрын
YOU MADE ME LOSE THE GAME! AH HHHHH! (Love your work ❤️)
@claireanela
@claireanela 3 жыл бұрын
The Francis voice killed me because when you said the name my first thought was SPM, but I didn’t actually think it was Paper Mario Francis. My approval has been gained by a reference to my favorite RPG series.
@amberkat8147
@amberkat8147 3 жыл бұрын
I just did an entire load of dishes while singing "This is Halloween" to myself. This is what happens when I don't put on a CD and let my brain pick the music. It's August.
@AsgardianQueen
@AsgardianQueen 3 жыл бұрын
That signed lizards thing is hilarious.
@optimisticwatermelon
@optimisticwatermelon 3 жыл бұрын
My mom is still aware of "the game" and she was born in 1973.
@greentheguydoesstuff
@greentheguydoesstuff 3 жыл бұрын
0:55 this is a double boss fight. there are two bosses.
@deviljoegaming
@deviljoegaming 3 жыл бұрын
Jacksepticeye drank the Jesus water
@yokyatwo7203
@yokyatwo7203 3 жыл бұрын
comment *kisses Lumo on the forehead*
@Frogdude7969
@Frogdude7969 2 жыл бұрын
0:49 is just the duality of what people do with their spare time in videogames
@sammieegoldwand
@sammieegoldwand 2 жыл бұрын
9:23 I have an addition to this that isn't from fanfic but it's still such a raw line that's from something very unexpected (if you don't know much about it) "Should the day come that we are not together, you will continue to shine like gold in my memory" IS FROM FRIKIN GENSHIN IMPACT
@aizazelshenanigans4147
@aizazelshenanigans4147 3 жыл бұрын
He talked about jacksepticeye
@KeruuKat
@KeruuKat 3 жыл бұрын
I was *born* in 2006 and somehow The Game has persisted till now in my high school via the pure chaotic nature of Band Students. The Game only exists in the band class.
@thatguyyouhate3743
@thatguyyouhate3743 3 жыл бұрын
5:01 lumo I don’t think purghaps is the middle ground of mayhap and purgatory, I’m pretty sure it’s the middle ground of perhaps and purgatory
@GuyNamedSean
@GuyNamedSean 3 жыл бұрын
Purghaps so. Purghaps not. It's in limbo. We may never know.
@Karak-_-
@Karak-_- 2 жыл бұрын
@@GuyNamedSean Dante put Limbo as first circle of Hell, where all the unbaptized kids go.
@acebair957
@acebair957 3 жыл бұрын
The Jesus was Jacksepticeye, do with that info what you will
@AO-jm2qo
@AO-jm2qo 3 жыл бұрын
He's pretty old then
@jeremymarcil6287
@jeremymarcil6287 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that he just has a voice on command for an obscure character for a not very popular video game(francis from super paper mario) is hilarious to me. The context of the rest of the video makes this 10 times better
@bucketbob6736
@bucketbob6736 3 жыл бұрын
Well I found a new fav Reddit channel
@clarehidalgo
@clarehidalgo 3 жыл бұрын
3:19 Not gonna lie, the dad would have more of a point it the frog was amelanistic, then the frog would be almost the same color as the biscuit
@CaptainRidley
@CaptainRidley 3 жыл бұрын
jacksepticeye drank the water jesus water
@maorange1
@maorange1 3 жыл бұрын
Loved the video keep up the great work
@nostalgicgamer8048
@nostalgicgamer8048 3 жыл бұрын
10:39 …D-Do we tell him that’s Order of The Phoenix?
@kon6708
@kon6708 3 жыл бұрын
6:08 "fully inflated Jesus" oh no, what have you done
@StellarSaturn7440
@StellarSaturn7440 3 жыл бұрын
Man, so few comments here. I hope your channel gets better Lumo. Love ya
@jilliancrawford7577
@jilliancrawford7577 2 жыл бұрын
8:25 as an artist, this would be my dream commission! This is why I practice my craft! I hope to one day be good enough to make spooky paintings that people will use for pranks and revenge against relatives that wronged them!
@vinnykitty1983
@vinnykitty1983 Жыл бұрын
0:55 the water bottle, the water bottle is the boss
@birdvibes510
@birdvibes510 3 жыл бұрын
I always get like at least a few months without hearing about anything relating to The Game and then when it’s mentioned I always just sigh in defeat, when will I ever escape it?
@joriswitteveen6065
@joriswitteveen6065 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't expect to lose the game through an r/tumblr video in 2021
@aperson6500
@aperson6500 3 жыл бұрын
With the amount of poetry and fanciness in fanfic did Shakespeare just want to write about his ocs?
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 3 жыл бұрын
i can follow up with the fish and tree saying: "Just because you're a genius doesn't mean you're smart." --the Narrator, Powerpuff Girls
@rime3589
@rime3589 3 жыл бұрын
You can't stop me from drinking the gamer Jesus bath water.
@lavenderwilbur
@lavenderwilbur 3 жыл бұрын
3:24 My mother, who has neither, but a different thing so she can't have gluten: H e h ?
@schanulsiboi0837
@schanulsiboi0837 2 жыл бұрын
4:28 my cat is funny, we feed them a proper diet (with mear and stuff), but she always wants ti cone to my room to eat one of my plants so much, that gas an actual negative effect on it, so I have to unfortunately remove her from my room, which is sad, bc I love it when she sleeps on a bed with me
@ScioandKai
@ScioandKai 3 жыл бұрын
10:29 thats _harry potter and order of the phonix_
@timbomb374
@timbomb374 2 жыл бұрын
4:12 I'm gonna need 1000 copies of this printed out so i can just go around handing them to people.
@ravenjane6000
@ravenjane6000 3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I knew he was talking about Seán with just the phrase "Water Jesus" is both sad and hilarious.
3 жыл бұрын
2:03 STOP YOUR TSUNDERE ACT AND ACCEPT THE DEMONSTRATION OF LOVE!!!
@amberkat8147
@amberkat8147 3 жыл бұрын
The strawberry shortsnake is the CUTEST pastry I've ever seen and I want to both eat it and protect it.
@blank0s162
@blank0s162 3 жыл бұрын
8:00 excuse me, no. If your fish *walks away* something has gone severely wrong.
@alivec4801
@alivec4801 Жыл бұрын
“If you judge a fish on it’s ability to climb a tree it’ll walk away thinking it’s a failure” Bro won’t be walking away
@wesconatortheguy9869
@wesconatortheguy9869 3 жыл бұрын
I met Dream Obama a couple months ago. My brother and I were walking out of a Home Depot as he was walking in. He gave me a handshake, and then a hug. Since then, I've been recording what I remember from every dream hoping to encounter him again.
@zoelio999
@zoelio999 3 жыл бұрын
"I met Dream Obama a couple months ago" that is such a raw line to just drop
@wesconatortheguy9869
@wesconatortheguy9869 3 жыл бұрын
@@zoelio999 lol
@petietheamazing7234
@petietheamazing7234 2 жыл бұрын
1:18, both of them are players, it’s an MMO and the guy on the stairs missed the battle with an event boss
@HDSpiele
@HDSpiele 3 жыл бұрын
So fun fact aspartame while not a carcinogen can be very harmful and the lowest harfull dose for humans is listed at 3, 71mg/kg meaning if you consume 222mg if you weight 60 kg you can get Hamed. Also there is a rare birth defect that hinders you from properly metabolizing certain proteins and aspartame for some reason wich can lead to seizures.
@ometropolis
@ometropolis 2 жыл бұрын
One thing about gmo foods, in the case of Monsanto, their crops don’t produce fertile seeds and farmers are forced to rely on the provider of seeds to grow crops
@Dicerollball
@Dicerollball 3 жыл бұрын
That’s twice I was reminded of The Game today GOD DANGIT
@huhhuh9598
@huhhuh9598 3 жыл бұрын
Around the 9:00 min mark about the post finding raw dialogue in unusual litterature, it reminds me of the line "How does God account for abandoned churches?" of a 17 minute long ultimate saga of mickey mouse commiting war crimes in 'Nam, killing his best friend Goofy and suffering from his sins made by a person named Ethereal Snake. Honest to god you should check it out, even if you may have missed the incredible journey that story took you on.
@Billybob-en1mk
@Billybob-en1mk 3 жыл бұрын
I think he just explained jackscepticeye and water Jesus. And "oh yea, it's all coming together"
@encario4311
@encario4311 3 жыл бұрын
The Jesus water guy was Jacksepticeye
@Unclaimed_Username
@Unclaimed_Username 3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of fanfiction, there's a FNAF fanfiction...it's a smut fic that slowly evolves into a story about cosmic horror that stretches between several stories, tons of art, and a quest thread on 4chan. Again *there is a series of pornographic fiction with an established universe, multiple actors in that universe, a grand scheme of elder horror that is never fully explained but regularly eluded to, and IT ALL ENDS IN A SLICE OF LIFE STORY ABOUT SEVERAL OF THOSE CHARACTERS JUST RUNNING A HAUNTED HOUSE TOGETHER* It was 3am and I sat there reeling at the other end of the rabbit hole, wondering to myself just how the fuck I went from "haha lewd robots" to "Toy Bonnie lives a life of constant misery, forced to live out an eternity of suffering at his own hands because he dared to love someone and want to become more than just metal for them" to "Haha, the bunny robot is bad at being spooky. Cute!"
@Iron-Jupiter
@Iron-Jupiter 3 жыл бұрын
4:08 damn we just need a psa with all that garbage so many people can’t seem to understand it.
@ShinyPinkVulpix
@ShinyPinkVulpix 3 жыл бұрын
Bro, I work at a warehouse on a small shift, and me and a co-worker are indoctrinating everyone into The Game. We’ve been flipped off so many times, it’s hilarious! We even have our managers doing it
@odin-aries
@odin-aries 3 жыл бұрын
I LIVE for raw and all around amazing quotes from fanfiction(smut or otherwise). I have found a few gems that are just funny, ESPECIALLY with context.
@Local_Insect
@Local_Insect 3 жыл бұрын
You will receive head pats and forehead kisses whether you like it or not
@GibusGold
@GibusGold 3 жыл бұрын
1:20 this is a 2 part boss where a second boss appears. You play as the water bottle.
@toma4801
@toma4801 3 жыл бұрын
people comment before watching the whole video when theyre early
@0rangepel378
@0rangepel378 3 жыл бұрын
"Tumblr is chaotic neutral" No, no, Tumblr is chaotic chaotic.
@cobaltcosmos7408
@cobaltcosmos7408 3 жыл бұрын
fellow Super Paper Mario appreciator, Francis and Castle thereof first exposure to words like 'anime' and 'otaku', I am set to regret
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 2 жыл бұрын
There's nothing wrong about kissing the homie in the forehead.
@baizhuheadgiverofbubupharm4942
@baizhuheadgiverofbubupharm4942 2 жыл бұрын
Unless the homie WANTS more than that.
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@baizhuheadgiverofbubupharm4942 what the hell bro
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger
@IlDottore_SecondHarbinger 2 жыл бұрын
@@baizhuheadgiverofbubupharm4942 you can't do the freaky stuff with the homies. Just give em a peck in the forehead thats all that matters
@WateverWatever04
@WateverWatever04 3 жыл бұрын
7:59 *the fish is gonna **_WALK????_*
@barryb.benson5484
@barryb.benson5484 3 жыл бұрын
Cats can eat veggies but will gain nothing form it nutritionally. My cat like lettuce and strawberrys but i only give her little bit of both as a snaccy treat. Cats can also eat cucumber, watermelon, and banana. Dont give too much like just enough to give a picky toddler a taste of something they will 100% hate. Meat eaters aren't supposed to be vegan. Pointy teeth isn't too good for mushing plants. Pointy teeth are made for cutting meat into smal bite sized chunks.
@diablomoko
@diablomoko 3 жыл бұрын
I just lost the game... I had a friend in college that had. "I just lost", on one wrist and "the game" on the other lol
@kyleberg4562
@kyleberg4562 3 жыл бұрын
The game randomly exist in my town, in the whole school. I have no clue how or why, but it does exist here, and has for a while.
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