r/tumblr | Why is God Lookin at me like that?

[@themathhatter5290]

I love how that censor bar in the first post is doing absolutely nothing.

[@MouseGoat]

shiss, dont you be like that, its doing its best! :o

[@TheTrueXaver]

edit: fuck i see it now nvm

[@Fawnfreckle]

Its great

[@whitewingedfox9879]

Zen: tells me how large an acre is in hectors. Me: that’s cool but… how big is a hector?

[@faeyarosethorne2716]

hectare he meant

[@Obbsnja]

@@faeyarosethorne2716 okay! How big's that?

[@ArcticArmy]

@@Obbsnja 2.471 acres.

[@clarehidalgo]

It is 1/640 of a square mile or if rectangular one chain by one furlong

[@tartarustrommler5454]

one hectometer squared.

[@thajocoth]

8:18 - I agree that drawing the cats on the food containers is good and that she shouldn't be prevented from doing it, but here's the devil's advocate argument for not doing it: Customers will come to expect it & get mad when anyone else prepares their food or when she just has too busy a day to draw them all. The problem with this kind of argument, however, is that it removes all possibility of personal touches to any form of customer service, and that it's catering to the worst kinds of people... The ones who react to something nice by feeling entitled to it going forward and getting mad when it doesn't happen.

[@notagoat281]

3:18 So I looked this up to confirm, and Google does indeed tell you that Saturn's rings are 100.1 million years old. The problem is, it's source is a quote from an article saying what Google will tell you the age of the rings is. So basically Google is using itself as a source. The article goes on to explain how actual astronomers take issue with this definitive declaration.

[@PitchParade1999]

Apparently that data comes from Nasa's Cassini spacecraft that orbited around Saturn for 9 years. There are astronomers who disagree though, mainly because they haven't figured out how they could've formed in that time span.

[@thatnedudedemartin8834]

Me: Does anything. God (apparently): 👁️👁️

[@cakeeyplayz]

God: *sans*

[@Lauryas]

Yo, is it just me or does Zen's voice for some reason fit r/tumblr so well?

[@scottwilliams846]

I looked it up once and the answer I got was "there are 660 acres in one square mile" and that's the closest I've ever gotten to knowing how big an acre is. And with that knowledge, I came to the conclusion that the Hundred Acre Woods is actually quite small.

[@SpitfiretheCat16]

208 feet to a side, 3/4 of a football field, 43560 square feet, just over 4 square kilometers (4047 square meters)

[@scottwilliams846]

@@SpitfiretheCat16 thanks. Is there a way to favorite someone's comment on someone else's video so I can have it for future reference?

[@infiniteplanes5775]

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[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

Cool, i have no idea how big a square mile is. Although, i always imagined a single acre being larger than one. And yes, i live in the USA.

[@scottwilliams846]

@@lankymaccrazyhair264 roughly 1600m by 1600m or 1 mile by 1 mile.

[@turboferret3582]

She should stay back after work and just draw on all the boxes at once so they're ready in the morning

[@notagoat281]

The Amogus don't have arms, but in the imposter animations we can see that they _do_ have hands.

[@Jestermancer]

But are the hands free floating or are there invisible chains connecting them? Because if they're free floating then duct tape is still required.

[@nolmc]

@@Jestermancer but theres a limited kill range which implies the hands cant get too far away

[@thenedoriiistewardofrondog6965]

To put an acre into a scale of reference people may be more familiar with. 1 acre is 4046 square meters, which is a little under 16 minecraft chunks.

[@Techy404]

the fu- what?

[@lankymaccrazyhair264]

This. This is the only frame of reference that makes any sense to me

[@Jestermancer]

So basically about a quarter of a woodland mansion?

[@--CHARLIE--]

It's important to note that this is only in terms of area, and not volume, since acres are square meters, not cubed meters. Just to clarify for thise who don't know how acres work.

[@Jestermancer]

@@--CHARLIE-- why did we need an explanation?

[@whisper3856]

“An acre is about 0.24 of a hectare” WHATS A HECTARE

[@samlevy9897]

About 4 and 1/6 acres

[@Techy404]

@@samlevy9897 WHY ITS 4 AND 1/6 ACRES?

[@samlevy9897]

@@Techy404 I calculated based off of the 0.24 measurement

[@Techy404]

@@samlevy9897 ok, BUT WHY DOES IT NEED TO BE 0.24 OF A HECTARE? WHY COULDN'T THEY ROUND IT TO 0.20?

[@michielwesselingh661]

@@Techy404 a hectare is 100m by 100m

[@underwailer]

My gecko just laid eggs I'm a happy boi.

[@semvanderkraan2597]

That’s great news!

[@The_Con_Man.]

Congratulations

[@Sick-cada]

Awesome! What's her name?

[@SivvyWivvy]

Yummy

[@alicorn3924]

@@SivvyWivvy Was about to say that.

[@RRW359]

6:40 Th Sims (3 at least) has places closed at specific hours but sometimes they are open early and if it means saving time you bet I'll be there as soon as someone gets to a register.

[@Orange_Tree_]

2:08 If somebody ever asks you, why elves, a race of virtually immortal beings, that live incomparably long for feeble human mind, are forest creatures - this, this shit right here is why.

[@eagan_1902]

First flaw in the restraining order The courts won't give him one

[@frankspick7544]

Second flaw in the restraining order. Even he somehow did get it no one is willing tp uphold it

[@eagan_1902]

@@frankspick7544 Third flaw in the restraining oder Being a man

[@PitchParade1999]

3:13 If you think that's wild, Sharks are older than TREES. Sharks have existed for 450 million years, while trees have only existed 350 million years.

[@Bread_Lord]

That thumbnail looks like a specific skeleton

[@jeeology8574]

Huhuhuhuhuh.

[@daisyjoy242]

:( I can hear the music, send help

[@cakeeyplayz]

@@daisyjoy242 you feeling your sins crawl on your back?

[@Jestermancer]

*You feel the sins of countless genocides crawling on your back...

[@ronipriestress]

6:25 "it's a case of when the MC is awake, everyone else is awake. when the MC is asleep, we do not exist in the void" meanwhile in stardew valley: "the store it closed. it's too early" also "the store is closed, it's wednesday... give me a break..."

[@DailyNightmares100]

Hope you know i once took a image of Amsterdam and added a bunch of hamsters, i was the original hansterdam thinker. FEAR THE FLUFFY CREATURES

[@Mox_N23]

I approve of this message

[@Gep_05]

Indeed

[@Username5H0]

@@Gep_05 Indeed

[@jacktherobot240]

3:31 He do be zoomin tho

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

6:48 Idk about that, but a Tumblr post did explain the way conservatives think and act to them being the main characters and everyone else being NPCs (for example not caring about the homeless because Why Would NPCs matter but suddenly caring a lot when they end up without a home, because suddenly the tragedy impacts the Main Character so Now It Matters). idk who made it so don't kill the messenger - that was their words and not mine

[@cakeeyplayz]

Why the hell are you talking about politics in a completely non political video???

[@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness]

@@cakeeyplayz because the main character/NPC thing reminded me of that Tumblr post? I'm not saying i agreed with it.

[@cakeeyplayz]

@@ToastyNoneofyourbusiness oh, alright. Just reminding you that posting political opinions on the internet is a one way ticket into an argument(not that I'm starting said argument)

[@NoLifeButMyOwn]

Kant was one of those ye olde philosophers. At 4:12 They were comparing superhero ethics to his thinking words.

[@leaguemastergg3647]

10:37 if crew mate has no arms, then how do card swipe, or emergency meeting calling? Do you just slam your face onto whatever button you need to press?

[@fluffacep]

The amongus has hands but not arms, and it can summon the hands whenever it needs to perform a task. However, since imposters have a limited kill range, I believe that the hands also have a limited range and are possible bound to the amongus by some invisible force. Therefore, it should be possible to crucify an amongus

[@Xone37]

Megalovania starts playing

[@tessa90]

that's not god's eyes, that's sans Undertale

[@dawnnightinger3025]

My roommate would be the person to get mad over a stupid joke. You have to tell them it was a joke or they get more and more pissed off.

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who spends his free time on tumblr? Voreman! #Voremangang Here is the vid for context. It starts around 9:00 m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/ambKqqWklLeonbc 9:13 as an asexual, I approve of this meme!

[@Riverbed_Dreaming]

An acre is about 4047m^2, or to make it easier to visualise, a square with sides of length ~65m x 65m

[@monke7919]

On the batman thing joker regularly claim batman can't kill hime without being just as bad as him so the restraining order thing would actually be possible as a extension of that concept

[@YoWhatsUpFellas]

An acre is 43,560 square feet! I know because I live on 40 acres and my dad told me once.

[@owngamesgamer4030]

Miss information 1 acre is 0.01 of a hectare and 100m^2 so an area of 10x10m

[@brandongovreau9218]

someone should make a game where you're an RPG shopkeep that gets more and more self-aware the more you play it

[@somerandomdude9657]

Fun fact Crocodiles are over 300million years old And when you pick up their baby you got a toothed hydraulic press weighing 1ton with homocidal tendencies running at you at about 25km/h or 15mph

[@mr.mothly]

What if I am 16 mph

[@somerandomdude9657]

@@mr.mothly interesting idea

[@somerandomdude9657]

@@mr.mothly but your still not a homocidal hydraulic press

[@mr.mothly]

@@somerandomdude9657 I buy a hydraulic press and install a malicious A.I. onto it

[@somerandomdude9657]

@@mr.mothly good idea

[@DracoJ]

Monopopolygamy?

[@uwc.]

Monopoly + polygamy

[@inkyisdreaming]

Monopoly- having a large amount of control over a good/service, for example: Amazon has a monopoly on online purchases and deliveries. Polygamy- The belief that it’s alright to have more than one lover. (Please note: although I support polygamy, it only really applies if one is open with the concept. If they hide it from their other lovers and do it without permission, then it’s still cheating.) Sometimes polygamy occurs in a group with each member dating the others. Sometimes one person is dating two people but they aren’t dating each other. It’s surprisingly nuanced. Combine the two words to get Monopolygamy. Dating multiple people in order to have a large amount of control over a specific good/service.

[@DracoJ]

@@inkyisdreaming well thank you.

[@OzWhinnter]

Hmm… I wonder what that cave looks like…

[@mitkokatrandviev9912]

As a Bulgarian I'm happy to be included in the video. It never happens . At all .

[@thatonecarguy_bg2701]

Same

[@remy817]

same

[@smadge1]

Finally I made it to a Kalbus video! 9:46, cheers Zen!

[@Wwhdduendjdhhfmwosdn]

Yesterday I learned tumblr is an infp 4w3( according to personality database)

[@Dr_Lunitix]

the thumbnail reminded me of Sans XDDD

[@mysticmoonplays8657]

I love this channel so much lol

[@dayminder7414]

God is officially sans undertale

[@pjsans]

Oh look it's a sans artwork... uhh i think thats a rock

[@איליגוטמן-צפון]

"OH..." "hey what's that behind the rock?" "OMG! IS THAT A SANS ARTWORK?!" "yes"

[@pjsans]

@@איליגוטמן-צפון OMG ITS TRUE

[@frankspick7544]

On the super hero one. sounds like it was made by someone who thinks they know all about superheroes despite never read or seen any super hero material.

[@skevo37]

That thumbnail wasn't god that was sans

[@Gr3nadgr3gory]

The among us people may not have arms, but they do have hands.

[@Samlazolo]

4:31 dont correct me if im wrong, but isnt beating people into medical debt already kinda law-breaking

[@notagoat281]

4:28 Kant is a philosopher.

[@inkyisdreaming]

How big is a hectare? (That how you spell it?) You might have given the approximate size of an acre, but it means nothing if you don’t tell us how big a hectare is!!!

[@darthplagueis13]

10 000 meters squared.

[@inkyisdreaming]

@@darthplagueis13 thank you… I finally have a rough estimate

[@skitariiranger4346]

The among us has floating hands, nail those up and the psionic connection will hold it in place

[@thelazygamer2195]

Zen: *An acre is about .24 of a hectare.* Me: *THEN WHAT IS A HECTARE?*

[@RRW359]

It's about a quarter of a furlong.

[@Tommy-5684]

"An acre is the area of a rectangle, whose length is one furlong and whose width is one chain"

[@Techy404]

what in the mother of Jesus are these measurements?

[@josephkoester3217]

An acre is 43560 sq feet, about 208 x 208 ft. A little more than half a soccer/football field.

[@doodle276]

Tumblr without the Tumblr

[@bobjonas2574]

9:38 kittens look like otters

[@orionstickguard790]

The Among Us joke landed and it landed so well, don't be ashamed.

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

Holy shit, that’s why Professor Magnolia from Pokémon is so fucking old

[@Awerewolf101]

FUN FACT: Lumo eats his lemons with the skin

[@Awerewolf101]

FUN FACT #2 Lumo eats so many lemons that all his bodily fluids is concentrated lemon juice

[@mr.mothly]

Lumon

[@alternativeplane]

I wanna know where the girlfriend works so I can go there and order a to-go meal specifically with a cat drawing

[@daisyjoy242]

Crew-mate Jesus

[@ranjira7893]

The Elder Scrolls series has shops with open and closed hours I wait patiently like a sane person after all there are always ways ta pass the time like slaying monsters or exterminating bandits lol

[@Yourfavoriteratking]

I always assumed an acre was the size of a football field. Is it not?

[@mikaelwest2378]

About. A football field is 1.32 acres

[@cameios]

I drew an amogus crucifixion before; I just nailed the hands to the cross and gave the mogus no arms, Rayman style

[@nekofrisk1005]

I like to think that it was just sat there staring at them like “wtf no I can’t do stuff”

[@janjunker6458]

That isn't god, its clearly sans

[@ADHDCoffeedrinker]

0:25 well that's great. But that brings a new problem. How big is a fricking hector? (Idk if I spelt it right, we use metric, like normal people)

[@samlevy9897]

10:10 Behold: The crewcifix

[@RRW359]

I vote we eject Sam Levy.

[@samlevy9897]

@@RRW359 I second that vote

[@aidenplay418]

It kind of looks like sans

[@Krokmaniak]

Today I learned from this video that acre isn't English word of ar. And I checked English word is just ar.

[@TBTabby]

An acre is about the area of an American football field minus the end zones.

[@danthiel8623]

God looks interesting

[@Shythalia]

Wtf? How big is a hectare? I don't even know how big a square meter is. I need visual comparisons for these things but school rarely ever does that.

[@milokhoo2214]

1 acre=43,560 square feet, apparently.

[@Lebjs_]

That's great! Now what's a hector?

[@Cosmosdestructor]

1 acre = 43560 square feet

[@pilotwings65]

the thumbnail looks like sans

[@anotherwilliam9199]

That's not God it's sans Undertale

[@Shattered_Spirit]

I've seen That thumbnail photo but edited to be sans

[@Loyencer]

Thumbnail is giving me sans vibes

[@killercorp1596]

Sharks are older than trees

[@hilmarheathkliff9511]

theres a baby yoda cave somewhere in iceland

[@williamchewning1057]

What the God doing

[@PentaSquares]

An acre is 0.24 of a hectare yeah... uhhh, I don't know how large a hectare is

[@FeIine_D]

1 Acre = 4046.9 m^2 = 63.6 metres or 69.5 Yards

[@notagoat281]

1:26 Also why is "degrees Celsius" the only part that isn't in all caps?

[@minithegameguy4674]

1 acre is 43,560 square feet

[@mr_mews]

How many lemons?

[@lucasdieugenio507]

In this video, kalbus talks confidently about d.c. lore while obviously having no idea what the fuck he's talking about.

[@StinkySeaGoat]

What’s a Hectare??? What percentage of football field is that

[@CringeBasedLifeform]

mongus died for our sins

[@colinz226]

mah-no-pah-li-gah-me

[@GG-jn4dx]

I still don’t know how big an acre is 😣

[@alternativeplane]

Ok, but how big is a hectare?

[@RandomHQ433]

Day 35 of asking for another Zen and Lumo collab episode

[@saltenzy449]

Day 291 of asking Kalbus to check out r/ihadastroke , Specifically with both Zen and Lumo, so Zen can grill Lumo on his struggles.

[@codyreed717]

Megalovania intensifies

[@samtrem123]

Hi yall

[@Siffrin_is_Suffrin]

Ello!

[@Giadanadragon_Gaming]

God is sans?

[@Darkishappy_2872]

Sans cave

[@CreeperCat0407]

deadmothh

[@Kafj302]

I am like number 658