r/Unexpected | How.. how did they get in there?

[@lotius_motius4007]

That tiny Yelp when she said “I hope this is my last” killed me

[@MrHack4never]

F

[@Doublemonk0506]

Subsequently followed by Lumo's soul flying out of his body

[@drowsyxoxo]

and the tense pen clicking, lmfao

[@zoelio999]

She is done and is ready to go!

[@shadowtheimpure]

That, right there, is why the 'right to die' movement exists. When you get to a certain age, you should have the option to just end it with dignity.

[@coraanimates58]

The reason she screamed at him is because thats a common way for a group to pickpocket you, you take the money and while youre distracted they take your wallet

[@MrTechblackdog]

Or, she screamed because she seen to many 'fake money advertisements' for "Churches, Payday loans places and Lawyers"

[@OMGUKILLKENNY2]

@@MrTechblackdog Or she just doesn't like people. Which I mean fair enough. People do tend to suck.

[@thatsnotgonewellatall5517]

That and she is a nutter

[@ShnoodleMc]

Maybe she just wanted to scream, like how you'd use your dragon shout at an NPC

[@depressedutchman]

The thumbnail picture: you have a upper layer of skin it doesn't hurt if you stick a needle under there it doesn't harm you. I did that to and scared the sh*t out of my teacher

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Ok

[@beetom3636]

Oh and further explaination as to why: it's dead! that skin isn't living and thus has no nerve endings or reason as to why it would need to feel pain!

[@bensoncheung2801]

It still raised my blood pressure though.

[@laurencebois5119]

I used to do that trick at work with wood screws and roofing tacks

[@mainacc7624]

Yeah i love doing this with needles It's weirdly fun I also took some thread and legit started making drawings in my hand When I got bored I just pulled it out It's kinda satisfying to do-

[@SappyDuder]

4:30 for real tho, people over 90 are so ready to die any second that they say things like that. It's like a switch is flipped around 92 to go from "I'm still active, healthy, and ready to live" to "I've spent my time here on earth, it is time to go, become one with the universe once again by letting my soul rest and my body decompose"

[@kamhidraws]

I mean it makes sence, if people are already tired of living at like 50-60 I can't imagine what it feels like at 90 or even 100

[@dannyraynemeyers145]

My grandma is 96 and she switches between saying, "I'm not old yet" and "I will NOT be 100, I will make sure I die before then."

[@alastorbutwithagun]

when my great grandma died at 99, my mum said it was good because 1. she was probably already suffering, she was almost 100, and 2. it was right before covid started (which is cool because she was born right after the spanish flu ended) so she wouldn't have to deal with that bullshit

[@vincentender1486]

My grandmother said she never wanted to reach 90, she kept her word.

[@dreamwolf7302]

If i live to be 70, it will mean ive spent a good 20 years in constant pain. Men in my family dont tend to be very healthy after 50. Cancer usually kills us before 60. Those who make 70+...its a relief when they go, because they usually have spent 5-10 years in nursing care. I hope to whatever gods or spirits are listening, that they pass Death With Dignity laws in the US...id rather go out on my own terms than be semi comatose, living off ventilators, dialysis machines, and external pacemakers...Thats how my granddad was for the last 7 years of his life, and because some members of the family are greedy fucks, the plug couldnt be pulled on him to give him mercy, since there was no single power of medical attorney. My ex wife is my power of medical attorney. she knows what to do, and i know she will respect my wishes when it comes down to it. We might be divorced, but we are still best friends.

[@gamingandlego4735]

“Because that night I was randomly attacked by a Mets fan that I had threw a bottle at.” 6:15 That killed me when I heard it.

[@kaydencebernard7775]

Holy shit

[@MrHack4never]

7:50 It works like Pavlov's dogs learning that bell = food IIRC, Police dogs are raised with toys in their bed that smell like cocaine, and they slowly learn what their toy smells like, so when they grow up and become drug searching dogs, they're actually searching for their toy when going through luggage, cars, etc.

[@redfailhawk]

This is actually pretty sensible, too. If you can turn a task into a game, a dog will play with you. Most people think service dogs are serious and no-nonsense, but most tasks are actually games when boiled down: retrieving dropped items is fetch, heel is a rally obedience task, button pressing is usually fun no matter your species. Police dogs are trained the same way.

[@literalfeline]

aight who took a fat whiff of coke to get that smell just right

[@GuukanKitsune]

@@redfailhawk When search dogs are deployed to look for human items or traces of missing persons, their handler pretends to throw something. The dog is not searching for traces of the people they're looking for, they're looking for anything that smells like a human has handled it so they can finish a game of fetch!

[@flirpp2274]

0:50 i refuse to believe boris is actually running the country, hes gotta be like the mascot or something- theres gotta someone else running it

[@wearethechange128]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p3XEg3WVj6x9eq8

[@joshuadilworth7577]

He runs the country as well he handles the umbrella.

[@omega1575]

He’s the queens mascot

[@Gloomdrake]

The incompetency is an act. He's playing the role of a buffoon so that people aren't as harsh on him when he commits war crimes

[@acreativename7999]

He's either a complete dumbass or a really good actor, I haven't found out yet

[@waberoid]

I guess the editing on the first one looks so real that people can't tell it's just layers, you can see how they don't move with the body.

[@RBYDelta4173]

I didn’t know this

[@c4tfsh8]

Yeah, I thought something looked choppy in the last shot but nobody seems to mention it so I just moved along

[@tatiana4050]

@@c4tfsh8 ahh so did i, saw some weird motion. but it looked too glorious so i didn't pay that much attention

[@cornybram845]

You mean leiers?

[@KatchRocketman]

Much respect for that glasses guy. He must be a dad or at least an uncle.

[@pavonian7531]

7:27 I've heard it's partially because dashcam footage is far more common in Russia due to how the car insurance system works there, so it's not entirely that more crazy stuff happens on Russian roads, but that the crazy stuff that does happen is almost always recorded. Similar to how Florida has a law that lets journalists have detailed info on every arrest that's made, so whenever there's a slow news day they do story's about some insane local incident that resulted in an arrest, when in other states that stuff would never be released. It's not that these places have more insanity, everywhere else just hides it better.

[@anarchomando7707]

Look just by how crappy we Americans drive I think that's the safest option

[@JennaGetsCreative]

The machinery "drifting" in traffic is a skid-steer loader. The wheels can't be angled to turn like a typical vehicle, but the left and right sides can be operated independently (like a tank) so not only is that actually the proper way to move it, it's the only way to move it.

[@honu2980]

In Hawaii, the social culture is to not take off leis until you have left a party.

[@MaximNightFury]

"I wanted to clean my seat for later on tonight" That's gotta be the most unexpected reply I've heard on a Kalbus video

[@krystencabbage1032]

I work with the elderly, the “I hope this is my last” isn’t too unexpected, there’s a resident at my work who says she hopes her life ends soon. As morbid as it is, when you’re that age, you kind of accept and look forward to the end.

[@georgiykireev9678]

I wonder how much of that is just depression and the physical discomfort of old age, and how much is actual acceptance. Like, when we inevitably find ways to extend our lifespans into the mid 100s, will we even want to live that long? Or does the brain just kinda give up on life after a while?

[@krystencabbage1032]

@@georgiykireev9678 I'm 24, and the thought of living four times as long as I have exhausts me. I don't want to reach 100, I think 75-80 is a good natural lifespan, any more than that would lead to too much apathy, since my brain would run out of energy to care about things I think. Once I hit 75 (if I get that far) I'm doing all the drugs.

[@lio2471]

6:30 when you use the wrong formula and still get the right answer

[@indygirlfriend]

9:16 This made me physically react. I live in a forest area, so wild animals and bugs being in or around out house isn't abnormal, but our reactions to a creature being in the house is back up(or flee), identify it(to make sur it's not deadly), capture it(if not deadly), release. Spiders are usually released unless my older sister finds them. I saw the rat in the video and yanked my arm back because of the first step, Back up or flee. My fight or flight reacted so hard that I shoved my hand in my face lol(10-31-21) Edit: IT HAPPENED AGAIN(11-28-21)

[@TheStripeTailedFiend]

*chillz voice*: there appears, to be a rat, under my fridge. How, did this little buddy, get, underneath my fridge.

[@eclipse2915]

Lumo: **sees any doggo** Also Lumo: "i want to pet him little head" :D

[@madaralehehe1873]

That old lady is what I aspire

[@whatsrandom6487]

3:37 is it bad that I thought the punchline was about his race? As i think I watched to moany asian commercials lately

[@jacob1983runner]

Huh I guess that chocolate is STILL stuck on your face. That's what I thought was going to happen

[@mattbatcraz]

9:29 "The sun never sets on the Rat Empire" -The Russian Badger

[@FrostedFlakes]

"as a rat expert, there are rats in Alberta" - random person in twitch chat

[@Creatorsan]

The moment it scurried out of the bottom of the fridge I litteraly jumped in my seat holy crap.

[@Dragokaiju2000]

6:33 That reaction fucking killed me XD

[@Doublemonk0506]

Lumo turned into Lil' John for a quick second

[@BeetrootDude]

Did Eggman voice that reaction?

[@somescottishlassie891]

3:00 yo i know where in Edinburgh this is!, i stayed in the ibis hotel on the next street(B.C: before covid), there's a really good chippy at the bottom of this street. I was walking back to the hotel with my mum and two young guys came out of an alley singing, then one guy lifted the other guy on to a road block like this was the trailer for lala land, i didn't stick around because people are scary but i did quietly applaud lol

[@Delta-l87]

4:57 hey lumo buddy what are you doin down there

[@AstridCobalt]

He said he was fiddling with something. *You know.*

[@Delta-l87]

@@AstridCobalt yeah something can mean a lot

[@flarethorn7833]

I think the hawians where trying to suffocate the guy out of pure hate, useing the flowers.

[@lexis3788]

The second she put on the blue eyeshadow I was like "It's gonna be the matchmaker, isn't it?"

[@TerraTuso]

Day 4: does Lumo have a lemon Tree?

[@tinymittensdesign]

The lady who screamed at the guy harassing her is a big mood tbh

[@faeyarosethorne2716]

Was it harrasment tho? He simply asked her something

[@tinymittensdesign]

@@faeyarosethorne2716 He continued to go at her and get in her face even after he got no response. It was harassment.

[@gasmaskkiller3853]

@@tinymittensdesign she could have said "go away" or "get lost" or simply "no" but she screamed in his face for no reason. So she was kinda being an ass about it tbh.

[@tinymittensdesign]

@@gasmaskkiller3853 Considering the amount of men who harass women on the street....naaah I don't feel bad for the guy at all.

[@gasmaskkiller3853]

@@tinymittensdesign it doesn't happen as much as you would think

[@ASHE_ATTACC]

For the cash cab one I would'a just said "a year." I wouldn't be wrong. "In what year as the Statue of Liberty built?" 'A year.'

[@viralknight4602]

"Idk man but it was one of them!"

[@commanderblackheart5856]

We did it guy’s, the old lady broke him!

[@Gyrhoe]

7:34 : Boredom is always the answer

[@tmross4]

Laughed so hard at the husband & wife joke that my almost tipped over. Then screamed I saw the rat. This is why I love Kalbus! 😂😍😂

[@angzarrpsyco]

7:13 Lil Dozer: "F*ck this sh*t, I'm out"

[@MegaHellrasier]

*Me trying to sleep* The bird outside: 1:55

[@lemurmad]

1:55 - The human air horn. :)

[@axelprino]

Dogs also work for hunting rats, they're not quite as efficient as cats but they'll try their best

[@Apex_YT_117]

0:18 I guess you could say he got LAYED

[@theredvelvetyfox8814]

8:30 that is very much a "I love you but why are you like this?!" Moment

[@bradleypalmer9953]

The freaking rat made me jump out if my skin. I was prepared for a spooder, and then that mass gave me flashbacks

[@yearls]

The thumbnail for this brought back some suppressed memories of that time I put a staple through my thumb. (I was about 14, and someone walked into me while I was stapling, this was during school, my crying and screaming got me a "Stop crying" from my teacher) So.. Thanks for that reminder.

[@smiles_selims]

Flower

[@zegamingcuber857]

In leyman’s terms...

[@lavnaf]

Your profile picture is disgusting

[@gamingandlego4735]

@@lavnaf I don’t know why you felt the need to share that, but I assure you that there are much worse pfps on KZbin than a furry.

[@daniellamartinez400]

The first guy looks like what u would see in r/Bossfight

[@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637]

The king of flowers Abilities: increased power when in nature. Causes allergies to enemies.

[@chadlandon2460]

@@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637 Weakness: fire

[@temosofthecommunistrepubli2637]

@@chadlandon2460 extra ability : Summons swarms of bees and other insects.

[@Ivystripestudios]

I feel the first one on a Spiritual level

[@walmartviolator]

Lumo seemed like he had a lot of fun with this recording, seems like a fun dude irl, would like to meet him sometime :)

[@thereprehensible435]

9:13 Okay so that legit made me drop my tablet on my face. Every neuro in my brain screamed *BUG/RAT!*

[@pentalacroix]

That woman is so smart. The dude was just harassing her and she came up with an effective way to deture men. Props to her

[@YetAnotherGeorgeth]

My grandma is 93 and that’s just the default for when you reach that old, you’re just waiting for death at that point!

[@liliflower1376]

7:35 I believe the reason is every car in Russia is required to have dashcams, it's like how we see Florida as this fucked up weird place when in reality their laws just make it easier for those wacky stories to get on the news. We see crazy shit on Russian roads all the time because they're always being recorded, that shit is happening everywhere

[@zoelio999]

It's the same reason the past seems like a simpler time. There was not enough time or resources to write everything down.

[@renthewerecat]

9:11 i legit jolted my hand away when i saw that rat-

[@dawnweekly949]

0:19 r/bossfight The Hawaii Sheild +600 Armor, +100 Health, -1 Agility, +0.5 Agility, Bees Trust you and fight for you, Bees make Bee Sheild Bee Sheild: +1 Agility, +Low Gravity when jumping (bees help you float), +1 Charisma

[@mr.pumpkin8161]

How Many limes Zen? Day: i think 14 Week: 2 When will vore man return lumo? Day: 4-5 Week: 0

[@streakgaming6106]

Who is vore man??? What is he from?

[@mr.pumpkin8161]

@@streakgaming6106 Vore man,Is from a Collab they did a while back,and it all started based on a corpse retrieval comic..

[@streakgaming6106]

@@mr.pumpkin8161 can I get a link to the collab video? Or the title

[@mr.pumpkin8161]

@@streakgaming6106 yeah give me a sec i need to *find it*

[@mr.pumpkin8161]

@@streakgaming6106 i cannot find it. I swear i heard it on a vid,but i cannot

[@Samish_Sam]

Can we just appreciate how perfect this is like I love this 1:55

[@justcallmeluke7254]

0:25 Its edited, if you pause it you can tell that they repeat also the ones on his side move wrong. he has more like four or five on, the ones on his side and below his chest are repeats.

[@Gyrhoe]

You can tell the first video is edited but damn XD

[@DrewFC]

6:28. Just the way he screams “WHAT” kills me every time!!!!

[@BeetrootDude]

Eggman has Entered the Chat

[@jefftheprimordialtardigrad5219]

1:44 That is a dad joke & a half, I like it.

[@magicaleevee843]

You know who you can always expect to cheer you up? Voreman! #Voremangang

[@thelazygamer2195]

4:33 *"I hope this is my last" *I legitimately gave myself a headache from laughing.*

[@faintduch6630]

So I have no idea why but I’ve been watching Kalbus for ages and I’m not subscribed yet. I’m gonna fix that, cause I love these videos. Also Here before any dislikes.

[@ringss_]

Reading this made me really I wasn't subscribed

[@Lord_Dredlam5647]

Me after watching the video with the dancing dad: Happy chemicals? Brain: Happy chemicals.

[@îts_ARID]

9:14 ...I physically recoiled my hand back while watching that

[@catastrophicivy]

That final post caused a shock when the creature appeared and the amount my arm tensed physically hurt. It was like an static shock but worse. I honestly don't know why it scared my so much but I think it's cause I was expecting a spider or something

[@leyrua]

That last scene is indeed the moment when you want to own a cat. Ours was very confused when we brought him indoors (a place where he was never allowed before) until he spotted the mouse. He was happily crunching down upon his prize when we put him back outside. And then he was very put out.

[@clockdragon515]

Just to let everyone know, the first one is an edit !

[@jarihoogendoorn5823]

Fun fact: coconuts can migrate

[@ClassicGOD]

That scream at 4:33 had me crying.

[@Sparrow_Bloodhunter]

Lumo: buy a cat because they are cute and will give you affection? nah Lumo: buy a cat because he found a single rat inside his house? yep

[@TheSpazzDragon]

I think it was in 2011 that Russia finally classified beer as an alcoholic beverage. Until then it had been classified as a soft drink. So that could explain some of the older crazy videos that came out of Russia.

[@sirthisisawendys9030]

1:55 my cat when I pull out the vacuum

[@skeleton1696]

Fun bone fact: bones produce blood

[@acreativename7999]

You now see who us British people have to put up with as a Prime Minister

[@RingoSalver]

0:55 he is the 4th of the 3 stooges.

[@randomphotographer414]

7:30 now I plan to put a wheelie bar on one of these

[@enderborn6860]

3:57 now that was slick

[@7eventee937]

i dont like the thumbnail hand

[@basiytheboy]

I would do a hand joke but I'm pretty sure it's best for you if you don't have that image in your head

[@Quixoria]

08:41He’s not the partygoer we need, he’s the partygoer we deserve

[@lovexdevour0910]

9:19 for a split second my brain legit believed that a cockroach was coming out of my laptop screen and I almost yeeted my phone into it

[@saltenzy449]

Day 157 of asking Kalbus to check out r/ihadastroke , Specifically with both Zen and Lumo, so Zen can grill Lumo on his struggles.

[@AtlasMays]

5:52 is easily the best part of this video

[@mylittledarkworldjohn4289]

0:27 he just goes with it

[@itscs1175]

1:53 that laugh XD

[@therighthandrat9385]

NACHOS

[@sodapop0540]

NACHOS

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

Lumo gets absolutely body-d by 94 year old grandma only using her words

[@tundralwhisper7345]

7:32 One-Point-Turn.

[@thehitman7567]

9:35 so that's where Ratatouille has been hiding

[@jaxkthereaper6569]

The props u gave to the cake guy are undeserved. If I look at the clip again the camera pans down to a chair. Then when paying up they use the motion blur to hid a cut. The cake also was heading top first to the floor, the some how just a second later it's in his hands..... Let me dip into the past a bit...... I'm calling shenanigans.

[@hvboovuhhucb6128]

1:56 GOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLL

[@GabrelHenson]

All the flowers made him bulletproof.

[@DagDaWildDog]

The rat legit triggered my flight response

[@leaeughfish5944]

Guy: Offers free money Woman: **AAAAAAAAAAAAA**

[@sierrakilo1174]

1:57 haha kalbus go EEEeeeEeeeeeeeeEeeeEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeee My ears: goddamnit im deaf now

[@hannahc7616]

i watch videos in 2x all the time and the unexpected bit at the end made me freeeze

[@altrivotzck6565]

The reason why Russia is that way: Vodka.

[@BlockBlazer]

That thumbnail is of that one guy who tried to push a balloon down into a bunch of nails.

[@jwalster9412]

9:34 why hello.

[@CR7.MADRID]

That wheeze doe 1:53

[@devildog340_yt]

Little do many people know the lay is actually bulletproof.

[@IRegertThisSoMuch]

9:18 Almost gave me a heart attack

[@healerofthewaters6508]

Do you watch these videos because they make you laugh... Or do you watch them SO you will laugh?

[@kamhidraws]

I watch them because I should be studying right now lol